What's the deal with no deal Brexit? | The Mash Report - BBC

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[@umair1015]

Why this link doesn't work in another country?

[@dennissmith8371]

BBC had too turn this junk off with in a minute, you have lost my license fee, the BBC is now a real embarrassment for U.K. interests, shame on you

[@naterosenberg5836]

@weaverspell considering that scotland will leave the union and northern ireland will descend into chaos if/when the uk leaves the EU, this ain't it sis

[@mattevans4377]

Shouldn't this open with a disclaimer, something like "Any views expressed by those who take part in this performance are their own, and do not represent the views of the BBC"? After all, the BBC are impartial, and only show the views of others, and don't give their own views, right?

[@nickshale6926]

weaverspell Can you explain to me why Brexit is tearing the very fabric of the UK as a ‘union’ apart then? Scottish SNP are now openly talking about independence again, as is the Welsh assembly. Northern Ireland stands to lose the most from Brexit with a hard border it never asked for and the Good Friday Agreement which seen peace in the region for nearly 25 years will be in jeopardy. Tell me about how Brexit is good for the Union again?

[@invalidavatar]

I love the uncomfortable and horrified laugh at the last joke

[@peterbell9036]

Wow the predictions were spot on !

[@bundleofperceptions1397]

I love Rachael Paris and how she puts things. Well done.

[@vdudya]

Bundle of Perceptions she doesn't write it!!!! Please check IMDb and the credits and anywhere else online. If you find something that says the presenters also write it i'd love to see it. I feel bad for the writers who never get the credit they deserve xx

[@Mike_5]

In very simple terms Boris has to go on a zero hours contract...

[@honyarism]

Be strong Britons.

[@5AS5BS]

Sooo much Brexit talk. I can see Masters in Brexit being added to the new courses in Universities.

[@Jimmy4video]

Unfortunately it really is that complex and yet people voted on the basis of a few slogans.

[@andyedge1973]

Maybe the course name could be How to avoid self inflicted Financial Sanctions with Basic Economics. Or don’t trust Disaster Capitalism when voting in corrupt advisory referendums?

[@jbagger331]

@@andyedge1973 "advisory referendums" Revisionism.

[@GorinRedspear]

@@jbagger331 By tradition (which is much more important in Britain than any written law), any referendum is by default advisory. Parliament decides afterwards to act on it or not. At least you didn't contest the corrupt part...

[@jbagger331]

@@GorinRedspear They are all corrupt no matter what party they are in. They didn't stipulate the advisory part, they did say to the public that the vote was binding, they did so even after in their manifestos. According to tradition that means that it was not advisory.

[@poox8362]

How right they were!

[@roelmartinvandervelde9407]

The joke is on you, Mash Report. They turned out to be Coca Cola bottles, not Lucozade!

[@scw55]

Yeah, this was a very awkward viewing in the NOWtimes.

[@whocareswhoiam6637]

Getting rich and stop caring is a good advice though

[@Jackspiring]

Love her candor. If she'd said it any more lugubriously no one would have listened

[@Alternate1234ify]

@Jack Spiring Candour? She's a comedian, m8

[@jbagger331]

At this point in time 45 percent aren't listening, those that listen are about 10 percent, mostly upper middle class neurotics who will never make it no matter what happens.

[@battlehippo89]

@Herbert Chapman AFC Why are you sabotaging the English language?

[@battlehippo89]

@Herbert Chapman AFC That is the weirdest comeback I've heard especially since you continue to misspell.

[@battlehippo89]

@Herbert Chapman AFC That is not what a comeback is. I didn't mean you literally coming back. And no, I'm quite alright not learning a mostly dead language. I do speak others though? Does that help?

[@AammaK]

This lady should host Eurovision! For any country, chances are not UK

[@bf2840]

Amma K UK could win, if you stopped sending amateurs and formers stars to Eurovision. The countries, which take Eurovision seriously, take better places. But “5 big” countries have not taken it seriously, and have gotten bad singers. You are not alone, my country is doing the same. Somehow we never learn 🤷‍♂️

[@AammaK]

@@bf2840 I'm not british, but as a Finnish person I know what you mean!

[@bf2840]

Amma K I am still in shock about the monsters from Finland hehe.

[@kucam12mischablue]

the visual aids are simply perfect.

[@NewMessage]

Sure, we're all gonna die.. but on the bright side... Um... Well.

[@benartee9493]

New Message BLUE PASSPORTS ! ! !

[@Coldheart322]

We survived two world wars, we can survive Brexit...

[@ohrightok9750]

The bright side is leaving the single market and being able to trade with every other country in the world. If you can't see the benefit of that now, you hopefully will in a few years. I hope we woll. This is an incredible opportunity for our production and distrubition industries. There will be more; Trade opportunities, creating sales jobs. Including lawyers jobs to oversee the trade. With greater sales, there will be more demand to produce.. creating production jobs. The production will need to be stored before distrubition, so more space will be needed. Creating more warehouse jobs. the shipping of the extra demand, will create more delivery jobs. These arnt just an extra man here and there to pick up the pace jobs... This is teams of staff. That require management, hr and admin. The expansion of work will in some cases demand construction.... Even flights will be busier because of meetings etc... Opportunities to travel for work will become available as british companies look to expand their business into new countries. I see the remain sides negatives... i see yellow hammer... but because of all of the above, i really dont care. I cant see this being anything other than the best decision for the future of our country.

[@Coldheart322]

@@ohrightok9750 That is some next level optimistic wishing right there. We are currently in the biggest trade block in the world. We have access to local markets with high regulations which help the average person more than the corporate entities. First off, you know we can sell to other countries already, right? The main reason we don't do so much is because tariffs. If we leave the EU, which is the main trade partner we have, all of that trade will be tariffed. So that trade will die down, less jobs for all. The wishful thinking is that we'll somehow get more trade with other countries to make up for this lose, without actually getting any deals in place to prove the concept. As for flights and meetings, more and more meetings can be done via the internet now. The company I work for has most people working from home, and have a morning meeting online, no need to travel at all. Also what is stopping UK companies starting up in other countries? You seriously sound like leaving the EU will be sunshine and rainbows abound, but the harsh reality is likely to be far removed from that.

[@ohrightok9750]

@@Coldheart322 i'm still holding on to sunshine and rainbows

[@thegreenmanofnorwich]

How little things have changed

[@kennethmacgregor-Gregorach]

Good thing none of this ever came to pass... oh wait...

[@petergreen2552]

A No deal Brexit would be a total disaster. It would make what the UK went through in 2008/09 look like a party.

[@Millsy111]

What are you talking about? It's going to be a roaring success! No fresh food on the shelves? Not to worry! Have some delicious sovereignty for dinner! No fuel at your local petrol station? Fill up your tank with some unleaded xenophobia! Slipped into a diabetic coma because your medication isn't available? Don't panic! Give yourself a nice healthy dose of recession to make you feel better!

[@duncanmccaulkiner378]

Millsy111 what makes you think that will happen? And I’m glad to hear you value shopping above the basics principles of a liberal democratic state.

[@Formula1Madx]

@@duncanmccaulkiner378 Medication isn't shopping.

[@duncanmccaulkiner378]

Formula1Madx actually we do shop for medication. It’s good to know there’s gonna be plenty of it post-Brexit.

[@krashd]

@@duncanmccaulkiner378 Explain how having no trade partners is going to get us medication post-Brexit?

[@MrUndersolo]

You Brexit, you but it.

[@synthbritannica5630]

Remember BrassEye... 😭

[@damianeadie510]

I will always miss that show. It was genius and often said more about our times than the proper news... 'Paedogeddon!' was a masterpiece. I would love to see what they would do with this 'will of the people' and 'enemies of democracy' hog wash... maybe we should petition C4 for a Brexit Special :-)

[@Problembeing]

Only goes to show how the BBC has truly become the very thing it once despised. Cheap. Compare this shite (with canned laughter over a real audience) to ‘The Day Today’. Dumbed down for smug students who are too busy getting upset by real comedy and tweeting about it.

[@reighn401]

3:12 You CRACK ME UP LMFAO 🏴😿🐧😻🏴

[@TheShafzz]

Remember when few countries mocked other countries and now the same things happens to them.... Karma is a.....

[@isoney]

I saw dot matrix signs on the motorway warning drivers to update their paperwork for brexit. Update it to what exactly?

[@jozina1]

Probably getting a passport for when travelling abroad. Arranging their companies who work with or for other European companies to change their paperwork. I believe Brexit even has influence on people who are divorced and their ex partner lives somewhere else in Europe with ot without the children. It's a total shit show.

[@htkm1179]

A year later and I’m sure Boris has a plan...

[@nailfelagund7508]

America, this is how you do entertainment.

[@brianmurray7407]

one of the funniest shows on .t.v. glad to see it back for a 3rd series ,yes it is vulgar the way the news should be told yes it is left-wing -good it tells the truth and al involved are hilarious and very funny while trying to make a serious point a great show may it continue

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

brian murray All good comedy tend to have a left-wing bias.....

[@brianmurray7407]

yes it propebly does and that is a good thing in my opinion remember when channel 4 first started the alternative comedy lot where left-wing during the 1980s and this is much the same anyway it is hilarious one of the best shows on t.v. at moment I especially like Rachel paris she is great

[@Isclachau]

brian murray one of the funniest shows on t.v. 😂😂😂with jokes like that you should be presenting this garbage

[@love_me_tinder9244]

Can anyone, pls, tell me whether she writes her own material?

[@Snowshowslow]

Hoooly, is that donor thing real? I mean, it explains a lot, but it is also SO cynical...

[@TCt83067695]

Cynical but hardly new. Remember during the financial crisis of 2008, many of those in the 1% today bought toxic mortgages and bet on them defaulting. So they had the best of both worlds. Cheap prices when they buy and huge payout from their bet when the economy crashed.

[@OldSkoolWax]

Yep. It's called disaster capitalism. While most people suffer, some get even richer. They profit from shock therapy.

[@deputyVH]

Aaand we got a deal. How do you like them apples?

[@julianshepherd2038]

A deal where we have to pay to diverge was not what I was hoping for. And no deal for the service sector which 4/5 of our economy. Eu have everything they wanted and we don't control Gibralter or Ulster.

[@TheMariokart7fan]

Welll the lucozade bottles joke aged well

[@luizpalombini3425]

Keep calm and brace yourselves!!!!

[@imperatortutanchamuniii4703]

great show 👍

[@vanhovemare]

Cheer up, when everything fails, you might wait for a new Roman, Saxon, Dane or Norman invasion! I even heard Trevor Noah making a joke about the Indians coming to the UK to bring order and civilization, I thought that was first class humour, if it wasn't so incredibly sad.

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

Mare Van Hove Well, since the Normans was basically Danes and Norweigans, (Norse/Vikings), and the Saxons was from the Neatherlands, West coast of Germany, and from Denmark, (again), it would be rather fitting having Denmark seize control over UK! It seems to be the country of origin of the people who time and time again has been the most successfully invaders.... And this time we will even promise to severely scale down on the raping, killing, and pillaging part! We will however bring Lemon Half Moon, (cake) and demand "Hygge" every Sunday afternoon.... Raping will be limited to consensual interactions between adults! And while we're at it, maybe we should go and take back America as well, (as it was first discovered by the Norse), I'm sure it wouldn't harm them if we implemented the Nordic Model over there - which include universal healthcare!

[@vanhovemare]

@John Burton that's just empty propaganda. What you truly want is no more immigrants.

[@bf2840]

GorillaGuerilla The vikings sailed only to Canada, and they already are so clever to have universal healthcare. Ps I believe, that they landed in New Found Land.

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

@John Burton Oh, the stones "proving" early Semetic, (not Celtic), contact with the Americas, "found" by a guy who is known to be fraudulent... Sure buddy....

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

@@bf2840 Yes, you're right...

[@bmacpher]

Prescient.

[@gedanst1]

Too bad those who have to listen to you don't listen to you. But don't worry, keep smiling, the government is the same in my country and I think I can say that they are the same in all countries. Mark Twain said, "If the vote could change something, then it wouldn't be free" ... Whatever happens, at least for now, we have to admit that ordinary people can't change anything. Instead, we are lucky to have people like you among us! They do not have! I love Rachael Paris !

[@xtiros2672]

And they say females aren’t funny well clearly they haven’t met Rachael Paris

[@farmbrough]

I was just thinking she wasn't funny.

[@shakes1026]

I love her

[@Whatsitallabaaat]

Nothing about this is funny.

[@shakes1026]

@@Whatsitallabaaat "🎵Perhaps I'll glass you now🎵"

[@martinobrien7110]

YOU HAVE TO LAUGH . BREXIT IS SO GOD DAMM AWFUL .

[@1Kent]

Brexit was never a good idea

[@llothar68]

But a very british idea.

[@1Kent]

@@llothar68 I'm not British, and right now I'm living in a glass house!🇺🇸

[@llothar68]

@@1Kent So when is Texit coming? We are ready for some lone star lonelyness.

[@AlanWattResistance]

@@1Kent America should never have left the British empire.

[@1Kent]

@@llothar68 you'd have to ask a Texan.

[@dougaltolan3017]

1:50 "food shortages, medicine shortages, queues at ports, hard border in Ireland, protests and rioting, fire storms, locusts, rabbit eating foxes, and the inevitable return of Noel's house party...." I think you missed one there...

[@mr_slidey]

Imagine supporting brexit, lmao

[@GhANeC]

3:13 This. Should be signs and banners of this image everywhere. Perhaps with a question mark. "Ready For Brexit?" Led By Donkeys, where you at?

[@SteveUrlz]

Don't leave, staay with me

[@jamiemarsburtonmusic]

After 2020, Brexit is nothing.

[@RupeWilson]

Now remind me, what am i paying my licence fee for ?

[@johnl8757]

@hater gater nothing liberal about the BBC mate. Have you seen the way they've been treating the Labour party the last 12 years? Farage on the telly at least once a week despite having no MPs and the party of opposition having to fight to get their message out at all

[@mellosays]

Awesome description.

[@colmivers]

But at least it'll be cheap lamb for a wee bit! Makes me wanna live in the UK for the first few weeks... until the antibiotics run out

[@PaulTomblin]

Yeah, I enjoyed the cheap lamb and beef when I lived there in the early 90s, but now I can't donate blood.

[@colmivers]

@Herbert Chapman AFC what?

[@georgina-a]

@colm I wouldn't bother trying to decipher Herbert. If his other replies on here are owt to go by, he's either on crack or has one hell of a head injury...

[@jbagger331]

Yellowhammer is the worst case scenario written by a remainer, calm down people, this is just propaganda.

[@Senjlimbu]

Lol. Before it started being called worst case scenario, it was 'base level scenario'/statement of fact. It's not a worst case scenario, it's stating what WTO rules are and how it will be implemented into our economic process that currently runs on a different economic model. The tarriffs on livestock is WTO tarriffs. It's not 'the worst likely thing to happen' it's 'what will happen if we run our economy strictly on WTO rules' on a third country status, which is a default in our particular case if we don't have access to the single market.

[@jbagger331]

@@Senjlimbu It started with an anonymous source leaking it with one header, then Hammond leaked it with another header, then 10 months passed and now it's being brought up again to avoid a general election. The original article was some Guardian piece with the scoop, can't remember who wrote it, in that piece the rumour was that it had the header best case, then it was leaked by Hammond with the reasonable worst case header, then everybody forgot about it because a story about a Brexit induced avocado shortage could threathen the diet of malnourished vegan London upper middle class entertainers, cue panicked reactions, rinse repeat ad finitam. Next up, Zombies will eat your nan due to Brexit.

[@deanlowdon8381]

J Bagger Wasn’t Brexit supposed to be “easy”...

[@jbagger331]

@@deanlowdon8381 I mean avocados are not a necessity, it's a luxury, it's a not particularly healthy nut, it's basically a fatty nut which tastes like vegan soap.

[@amigaamigo5307]

They didn’t even ask Calais what their plans were

[@jonsid6628]

No surprises here.

[@tabb5818]

TRASH GOOD RIDDANCE

[@russellvonastel7111]

Brexit was just another reason to leave the UK as fast as possible

[@richardtuxford1812]

And one year on.... Boris's stooge in the BBC cancels the daily mash....

[@rodden1953]

Now the BBC have removed this show from the orders of the Government , so much for impartiality

[@TheBeast-ub9jo]

This turned out to show the reality of Brexit...it was seen as a comedy satire...now I look back at all the shows and see it as a factual documentary lol

[@rodden1953]

@@TheBeast-ub9jo So true , the BBC cant have them making a new show proving they were right .

[@FannyLerouxTime]

One day we will look back on this and laugh when absolutely nothing happens.

[@rdh-daliasjb3796]

If absolutely nothing is going to happen what have we wasted Billions of £'s on? If things do end up crap what have we wasted Billions of £'s on?

[@jbagger331]

There be gold in the hills of selling fear. Fear sells better than sex.

[@FannyLerouxTime]

@Yurt Dweller still feel good about it.

[@3506Dodge]

I'm ready for cheap lamb meat.

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

3506Dodge Just don't get food poisoning - antibiotics will not be as easy to come by....

[@3506Dodge]

@@gorillaguerillaDK Drug companies will just suddenly loss interest in selling to willing customers?

[@gorillaguerillaDK]

@@3506Dodge It's not about what drug companies want, it's about regulations, such as tarrifs, and safety standards!

[@3506Dodge]

@@gorillaguerillaDK the drug companies will suddenly start producing drugs that are less safe than before? Why would they do that?

[@ashecbtb9509]

Who remembers Y2K? Anybody get the feeling of DeJavu? Lets see where we are a year from now? If the People's will is followed, then the British will be out of the EU, and my bet is that life will go on as normal, without any huge financial problems for Britain. Cant say the same for the EU. They really need the $32B or thereabouts that Britain pays to them each year.

[@Karajorma]

Even your example is stupid. Y2K wasn't a problem precisely because everyone did something about it. Unlike now when there is no plan for how to Brexit.

[@ashecbtb9509]

@@Karajorma Try to be more objective and less emotional when you enter into the interactive world of youtube. Debates are much more productive than name calling. Y2K is now behind us and so it is easy to say with hindsight that something was done about it. At the time however, the same doom & gloom messages were being shouted out as we are now hearing with regard to Brexit. My point is that the outcome will be the same. In one year from now, with the benefit of hindsight, I invite you to reply to this thread. Have a good day.

[@nickshale6926]

Ashec BTB I’m betting that 12 months from now you’ll have quietly deleted this post out of embarrassment.

[@goblinwisdom]

The base report yellowhammer and it's 'oh shit hit the fan' big brother report, black swan are written by experts no emotions there. Nice condescending tone you have there. We also don't have the departmental impact reports for the base no deal Brexit.

[@ashecbtb9509]

@@goblinwisdom Oh, so you mean somebody is doing something about it? That is good. Plan for the worst, but expect the best by addressing the issues and identifying them. This is how Y2K was avoided.

[@KW-rb4vf]

Haha I’m so smug watching this after Boris won a huge majority and we left the eu with a deal, classic bbc lefty ignorance 😏😏🤣🤣

[@darrenwalker257]

Yes got a deal but it a bad deal. Just ask Jd Sports the fishing community cheese companies. People in Wine industry how great Brexit it is any many many more business to

[@julianshepherd2038]

Its a great deal We bot everything we wanted and you didn't said the EU

[@modithorson7484]

😂😂😂 aged like unpasteurized milk.

[@PipeManPeep]

Very funny. I like the way in each scenario the words "could" and "might" have been replaced by "will".

[@hifi8844]

Making a joke of it now but what if it is all bad news. Only time will tell.

[@goblinwisdom]

Yellowhammer is the base report ( as in likely to happen) apparently black swan report is where the shit really hits the fan.

[@srimanrockz1525]

Please laugh for her Jokes

[@reighn401]

I LOVE!!!!! HOW BUBBLY YOU OPEN WITH and SEEM to be. /Bow, You MAKE me Smile

[@nizviz]

I do like the Mash Report but their thought process is way out of kilt with the vast amount of the population.

[@ZanzibarBreeze]

Poor Rachel Parris, bless her, somebody at some point in her youth must have told her she was funny.

[@ellensugden5609]

Zanzibar Breeze probably the same person who told you your opinion mattered

[@punkdevon]

She talks like a children's presenter

[@julianshepherd2038]

Thats the joke. Bright and cheerful disaster reporting

[@anthonyxaar3688]

Leaving will be hard, and in the short term difficult. However as with all things, once free of any shackles we will prosper. "Also what people forget is" We can re- vote to join again in the future. We are a democratic country. It is a shame that politicians do not share this idiom. We have become to soft and lazy, letting other's including non elected officials make our decisions in Europe. The EU is broken at the moment. I do not see the benefit of staying under it's current structure. Once fully reformed and fully democratic, Yes why not.

[@Karajorma]

Yeah, we can be free to be bullied by America into accepting their chlorinated chicken and their interference in our NHS.

[@anthonyxaar3688]

Probably a lot more than you, thank you.@@chetmanley1885

[@hfredydl]

Rachel Parris!!!! So good to see her being cute and funny ☺️

[@TorgeSlayer]

ooh look the bbc's one sided political view

[@superberniecat5042]

yeah they really are too right leaning aren't they (says the left when watching many other BBC shows).

[@ravenshireful]

Why do they add canned laughter?

[@kh23797]

There was a live audience - I know, I was sitting in the front row gazing at Rachel's lovely ankles! Maybe you didn't laugh but the audience did and no 'canned laughter' was needed.

[@weswheel4834]

@@ravenshireful And I think Hamboles replied (as people always do when someone asks that under a Daily Mash video) that it isn't canned. btw: ooo, you're so brave.

[@deanlowdon8381]

ravenshireful You can see the audience in the video...

[@rob_3417]

@@deanlowdon8381 still canned laughter though.

[@deanlowdon8381]

Rob 7 What would lead you to believe that when you can actually see people laughing?

[@petitio_principii]

Putin is very happy.

[@paulgibbons2320]

No such thing as 'No deal'. Just means we would need further negotiation after leaving. A deal is the preferred option. But not at any price. It would only minimise the immediate impact of leaving for the UK and European businesses. We would do just fine if we came straight out.

[@paulgibbons2320]

@@DuncanKassel i agree that its highly unlikely the UK will get a deal. But we never voted for one in the first place. Democracy is something the greedy business grinders don't control. Ultimately democracy will win. Sorry you wish to give so much power to those mongols and Oligarchs. You mean nothing to them. You are literally just a smudge on their spread sheet. Without people spending money. These businesses are nothing. Ask Gillette.

[@paulgibbons2320]

@@DuncanKassel an just this once they let us in on the act. An you want to throw that away.

[@paulgibbons2320]

@@DuncanKassel its you talking about feelings not facts.

[@ammorreztristar]

Woke. Cringeworthy. Painfully Unfunny.....just a few words to describe this God awful so called 'comedy' programme. So much for the so called 'impartiality' stance of the publicly funded BBC. Shameful.

[@endersdragon34]

Awww look at the poor triggered snowflake

[@endersdragon34]

@Alt Fit congrats you ruined your country?

[@davidboyle2476]

No wonder the BBC are going to lose the license money.

[@davidlance5310]

As much as I know these comedians are supposed to have their hearts in the right place, I wish there was one comedian in the country who could really voice their fears over how brexit will affect the country & tell everyone to rise up. I want them to say that they’d rather be homeless & dead in the streets for standing up for many rights rather than be yet another mouthpiece making resistance feel so powerless

[@ajf9408]

Lol they already did rise up... And voted for brexit

[@jbagger331]

Ahem, Rachel Parris is a product of a certain school in which only those with the proper backgrund is allowed to attend if they are engaged in the favorite pastime of the less intelligent members of that group of people who govern you. Which is why she's an entertainer, in the olden days she would be waiting for Mister Darcy.

[@gothnerd887]

If were going to be more at risk from terrorists then does that mean we'll also be at risk from invasions?

[@fenhen]

Not unless you think an invasion from an EU country is a genuine possibility.

[@gothnerd887]

@@fenhen I wasn't thinking of an EU country I was thinking of a country in desperate need of fertile farmland

[@bf2840]

Goth Nerd I saw in TV program, that EU were more afraid of an English invastion. Even your Queen left your country with a suitcase. But it was a comedy show, I think hehe.

[@gothnerd887]

@@bf2840 well we do have a history of invading almost every country

[@bf2840]

Goth Nerd Even my country have invaded two times by you. But we have also invaded you too, but that was over 1000 years ago.

[@gothnerd887]

Chipflake had the right idea because he moved out of the UK

[@gothnerd887]

@Herbert Chapman AFC not sure if that's good advice, an insult or a threat to leve the country ASAP to avoid persecution.

[@DKDexter999]

That is Rachel Parris telling Nish he'll be among the first to perish. Or will he be the first to Parris? And what does it mean "to Parris"? THOSE ARE THE QUESTIONS YOU ALL SHOULD BE ASKING; WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

[@boykovasilev8834]

Leave means leave !!!

[@superberniecat5042]

and what do you want from leaving exactly? What's the reason you voted to leave and in what way does it make our lives in Britain better?

[@teerex4626]

And none of the political scaremongering came to pass…… but the mash report is no longer with us……

[@gothnerd887]

So there's gonna be famine, better whip out the old Saxon methods of surviving a famine

[@videogamer3999]

3:18 funny

[@action1976]

Yes all these no deal catastrophe predictions didn't come to pass, shame she didn't make a prediction that the MASH report would be cancelled.

[@Djent7779]

Houseparty ha ha ha ha ha

[@deansmith4752]

People laugh because this is true..... and no one has thought this though.

[@Jimmy4video]

Loads of people did, unfortunately they were outnumbered by those who didn't.

[@amigaamigo5307]

We did this is zionist propaganda

[@Jimmy4video]

@@amigaamigo5307 zionist??? You should take it easy on the shrooms.

[@thecockerel86]

It's only a month and a half till Disaster Capitalist Christmas! Yay!

[@boogiewoogie9770]

Gammon for all!

[@thomasbonner8464]

104 thumbs down?

[@Karajorma]

Hardcore Brexiteers downvote anything which tries to point out that Brexit might cause problems. I'd be surprised if it only stays in triple digits.

[@Karajorma]

@Alt Fit Seriously? You turn up 3 months later and that's the best you have? Are you the kind of sad act who has decided that the last election is a reason to go on a victory tour of old Brexit videos? That's about the saddest thing I can think of.

[@Karajorma]

@Alt Fit You see what I mean? If you've won, why do you feel the need to come on here just to pick a fight? It's obvious you have to strut cause you have nothing better in your life than the fact that you were on the winning team in an election between several dreadful candidates. The fact that you're doing it is sad. But the fact that you believe it makes you a winner is tragic.

[@Karajorma]

@Alt Fit Except that you aren't doing that. a) Firstly you're proving my point about hardcore brexiters. I pointed out that brexiters have nothing better to do than go around the internet downvoting videos. And now you're here, picking arguments with random strangers on the internet because the fact that you voted for the same team as several million other people is the only thing you have in your pathetic life. Every single thing you have posted proves my point. Winners don't need to go around crowing about how they won. Winners are too busy winning to do that. b) I don't even live in the UK! Brexit actually made me richer last time I visited because the pound was worth next to nothing compared to the currency I was converting from. So, I'm not angry or frustrated, I'm amused. You are funny. I'm _laughing_ at you and the dumb assumptions you've made. I'm _laughing_ at how this argument is probably the best thing in your life at the moment. Feel free to reply though, I love watching a puppet dance for my amusement.

[@allnamesaretaken]

We keep hearing these "all out anarchy" claims and i can't be the only one who feels disappointed. I was expecting more but its all been a bit anti-climatic.

[@fatherrob5128]

Another portion of propaganda for the poor proletariat

[@superberniecat5042]

Leave propaganda I presume you mean, considering this is all taken from the Conservatives own 'base case scenario' which they've now renamed 'worst case scenario' so as not to scare too many people.

[@stewartsmith7699]

Why does the BBC waste licence payers money on this rubbish?

[@mr_slidey]

what part of it was rubbish?

[@duncanmccaulkiner378]

Jonny Jewell the whole thing mate. It’s shit. And they can’t do sarcasm.

[@bf2840]

Just because you think that it is rubbish, it doesn’t mean, it is. People have different taste, and have to be something for everybody.

[@duncanmccaulkiner378]

Boe Folman I would agree with you.

[@richardsalisbury496]

Good to see BBC balance again

[@michaelportaloo1981]

She makes it look easy...to be completely unfunny.

[@nikolrangelova959]

Lol😄😍😘😎❤️💯👍

[@streakybacon4479]

how did the election go lefties?

[@Problembeing]

I’m old enough to remember when the BBC was funny.

[@injunsun]

I liked all but the bit about the lambs. Whatever your dietary choices, there is absolutely nothing funny about the impending slaughter of 10M baby sheep. Sometimes humans disgust me so.

[@katy3901]

There's not much funny about terrorism either, isn't that kind of their point?

[@injunsun]

@@katy3901, I said I liked the rest, but hearing people titter while they are showing a cartoon depiction of sheep burning on a pile entirely objectifies these animals. Their point could be made without the crassness.

[@Jimmy4video]

Don't get me wrong, I'm vegetarian, but if this offends you you probably don't realise just often and how many animals are "destroyed" because the might harbour a disease during outbreaks. That's leaving aside the wholesale slaughter that we accept for meat consumption. The point is that the awfulness of what is to come is entirely predictable and preventable.

[@katy3901]

Exactly. I'm vegetarian too. Christ, my granda was shot by the IRA. But I really don't think there's anything wrong with the pictures they showed; the contrast between the happy art style plus faux-happiness and the actual contents is why it works.

[@vdudya]

Rachel Parris' take on Brexit? Is it her take? Did she write this? Or are there writers somewhere not getting credited? 🙄

[@deanlowdon8381]

vdudya Well, she is a stand up comedian so I’d guess that she either wrote it alone or as part of a writing team...

[@vdudya]

If you check the programme writers her name is never on the list and neither is Nish Kumar's.

[@vdudya]

Unless they just aren't credited? Which would be weird.

[@deanlowdon8381]

vdudya www.theguardian.com/stage/2018/jun/25/rachel-parris-comedian-musical-standup-political-satire-mash-show

[@vdudya]

Ah fair enough. She co-wrote one bit. So why doesn't she get credited as a writer in any of the online details about the show or in the show credits at the end? That doesn't seem fair either.

[@butIwantpewee]

Just checking, but this is a comedy, right?

[@vkenitravspiderman1361]

السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته أرجوكم وأتوسل إليكم أيها الإخوة بلغوا سلامي وإحترامي للسيدة المحترمة بارون ديجانيت ويتاكر أتمنى لها السعادة حفظه الله

[@bede32]

Good god! Is this what the BBC classes as comedy these days? Strewth!

[@firstnamelastname7113]

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[@chrisjones7465]

The mash report was as funny as a bout of Hemorrhoids

[@billyb7852]

Still better than this comment.

[@chrisjones7465]

@@billyb7852 hasn't it been cancelled? I wonder why.

[@dinodar8765]

It’s absolutely astonishing how unfunny this show is