Unlikely Things to Hear at Christmas - Mock the Week - Series 10 Episode 13 - BBC

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@KayleighNatasha
@KayleighNatasha 12 жыл бұрын
''I haven't got you a present grandma cos daddy promised you'll be dead'' That quote has me in stitches every time I hear it
@nkfanning
@nkfanning 8 жыл бұрын
My left ear really liked this episode
@Rockersrule1011
@Rockersrule1011 4 жыл бұрын
Oh thank God! I thought my headphones had gone kaput for a second 😂
@darrenbundak989
@darrenbundak989 3 жыл бұрын
@@Rockersrule1011 same 😂
@VivianMinevamp
@VivianMinevamp 6 жыл бұрын
I love when Chris Addison clicks his heels. 😂
@littlehopeleft
@littlehopeleft Ай бұрын
Aaaah the Ex-box joke. Always warms my heart and give me my future dad joke ideas. You are a treasure Milton.
@Showmetheevidence-
@Showmetheevidence- 5 жыл бұрын
Xbox-Milton = the winner 😂
@chazzybara
@chazzybara 8 жыл бұрын
"Santa, that's not your sleigh. That ones looks weird!" "That's because it's not a sleigh, it's replacement bus service."
@jaggass
@jaggass 8 жыл бұрын
''Are you hoping for a white christmas? meet us on the street corner in 10 mins''
@grizzle273463
@grizzle273463 4 жыл бұрын
"i didnt get you a present grandma cuz grandpa promised you'd be dead". OMG!!!!!!!
@reecetroop8249
@reecetroop8249 7 жыл бұрын
3:10 Saying that to my kids 😂😂😂
@xskullsniper4056
@xskullsniper4056 8 жыл бұрын
Grandma got ran over by a reindeer... is what we'll be telling the police when they start poking around. Now quit your cryin' and help me clean the blood off the front fender.
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 4 жыл бұрын
Walking home from our house Christmas eve
@chairmanofdabored4120
@chairmanofdabored4120 8 жыл бұрын
My right ear enjoyed this but my left one is lonely
@jjmcn8377
@jjmcn8377 8 жыл бұрын
I'm afraid you are wearing your headphones backwards xD
@chairmanofdabored4120
@chairmanofdabored4120 8 жыл бұрын
Well I feel with the headphones I am wearing
@VivianMinevamp
@VivianMinevamp 6 жыл бұрын
I'm deaf in my left ear, so, same here. 😂
@YodaAndCo
@YodaAndCo 13 жыл бұрын
i bought you a puppy-but, apparently you're supposed to leave holes in the box... here's a nice fur rug instead.
@theoriginalbreadcrumb
@theoriginalbreadcrumb 13 жыл бұрын
Loved that last one, cracked me up badly.
@India.H
@India.H 8 жыл бұрын
Cobrakay2003 yeah I agree
@MattvsEvil
@MattvsEvil 11 жыл бұрын
2:22 this is how I do my Christmas shopping! xD
@dougbriglmen716
@dougbriglmen716 3 жыл бұрын
Getting the bus home for Christmas🎶 Getting the bus home for Christmas!🎶 Because the car exploded!💥🎶 🤣
@jolinarcze
@jolinarcze 6 жыл бұрын
for a second you had me scared that my headphones were broken, had to play a different clip out of panic, just to check, lol
@lgfrancis
@lgfrancis 13 жыл бұрын
0:52 was class in my opinion :)
@robertthegr88
@robertthegr88 12 жыл бұрын
mum,these are just flatten pieces of cardboard,this is just an x box :) lionel jones cracks me up :)
@romainsavioz5466
@romainsavioz5466 4 жыл бұрын
3.60
@dez3540
@dez3540 Жыл бұрын
Miles Jupp is absolute savage 😂😂
@atsuhikok.miyamizu57
@atsuhikok.miyamizu57 8 жыл бұрын
for fucks sake bbc i thought my last pair of working earphones had finally kicked the bucket and now look what happened
@spikyGeddis
@spikyGeddis 13 жыл бұрын
I think the best unlikely thing to hear at Christmas is "No Brussel Sprouts"
@Povsk1
@Povsk1 13 жыл бұрын
That Ex-box one was good.
@sb50cal9
@sb50cal9 11 жыл бұрын
So I've rubbed goose fat on these, so if you put your bra back on nan... I don't think you'll have to worry about the cold anymore! HAHAHAHA
@ArmonCooper
@ArmonCooper 13 жыл бұрын
love the last one!!!!!
@lanerjavec2725
@lanerjavec2725 5 жыл бұрын
The xbox joke got me
@osobaeniola1695
@osobaeniola1695 7 жыл бұрын
You better not shout You better not pout You better not cry I'm telling you why... Santa Claus is going in dry.... He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been bad or good That's how he knows who to take...
@chrisstar969
@chrisstar969 4 жыл бұрын
Unlikely things to hear at Christmas: anything in my night ear.
@Elle1990d
@Elle1990d 13 жыл бұрын
LOL this made my day XD !
@CalluMoose
@CalluMoose 13 жыл бұрын
My left ear enjoyed this.
@bloodyhell50
@bloodyhell50 13 жыл бұрын
Thank God, I thought it was just me having the sound problem.
@BladesOfMight
@BladesOfMight 13 жыл бұрын
Unlikley things to hear at christmas? this video in my right ear
@245thegreat
@245thegreat 13 жыл бұрын
mono audio, feel like im in the 1950's again :D
@lsrwLuke
@lsrwLuke 13 жыл бұрын
My right ear is deaf apparently.
@polyphonicgherkins
@polyphonicgherkins 3 жыл бұрын
Out of all the frames they could have chosen for the thumbnail, they really had to use this one, didn’t they?
@Genesis3Chi
@Genesis3Chi 13 жыл бұрын
lolz at that last one
@JFHyoutube
@JFHyoutube 13 жыл бұрын
Santa is giving the naughty kids a Euro this year. Its much cheeper than coal.
@DezzaManezza154
@DezzaManezza154 12 жыл бұрын
Miles is so funny lol!
@kldudmp
@kldudmp 12 жыл бұрын
It's Milton Jones :P
@SwiftyStardust
@SwiftyStardust Жыл бұрын
Why does the sound only come out of one speaker for this one?
@eladyokal
@eladyokal 13 жыл бұрын
@AlexSnowBob No, Sickipedia got their joke of him - its even credited to him
@beatwave9148
@beatwave9148 10 жыл бұрын
not the cameltoe XD
@108doctorwho
@108doctorwho 13 жыл бұрын
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not shout I'm telling you why, Santa clause is coming to town and he's had an incredibly long drive. The last thing he needs is any shit off you two!
@twinlegends8339
@twinlegends8339 5 жыл бұрын
Ow. My left ear.
@SuperMitty7
@SuperMitty7 13 жыл бұрын
The sounds working for me
@poisonedjager
@poisonedjager 13 жыл бұрын
EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN. People like different comedians, accept it, grow up.
@XeniaLily
@XeniaLily 13 жыл бұрын
@axethebackofmysac you sure you had the volume up? cause i can hear
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 жыл бұрын
And it looks like we’ll be getting another green Christmas.
@phoney98
@phoney98 13 жыл бұрын
Oi! not everyone in Croydon is a mug, im sure santa knows that :(
@Minervarathlin
@Minervarathlin 13 жыл бұрын
unlikely things to hear at christmas ( this video). I wish it had volume!
@EzraDair
@EzraDair 6 жыл бұрын
How can Addison be 46 ?
@silvasilvasilva
@silvasilvasilva 3 жыл бұрын
I find it incredible that Addison is some 3 months older than Dara.
@GoldenBlockGaming
@GoldenBlockGaming 13 жыл бұрын
@AlexSnowBob How do you know Sickipedia didn't get their "ex-box" joke off the BBC?
@channie_ya
@channie_ya 5 жыл бұрын
My right ear is lonely...
@NazishDiPetrova
@NazishDiPetrova 13 жыл бұрын
I thought my beats were broken! I was freaking the fuck out...
@williamcrowe2576
@williamcrowe2576 3 жыл бұрын
"Santa Claus is coming to town... Or at least he would be if not for the US Border Patrol".
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 3 жыл бұрын
I hate it when videos make me think one of my ear buds isn’t working properly.
@SahanaQuail
@SahanaQuail 13 жыл бұрын
i can only hear it in one ear?
@ronansher
@ronansher 13 жыл бұрын
@TheItsjack They're not broken. I have the same problem and they work on all other videos.
@mellyathena
@mellyathena 13 жыл бұрын
Lol!! Great!!
@ChelseyChannel
@ChelseyChannel 8 жыл бұрын
something something my left ear
@FirstSlateProductionsOfficial
@FirstSlateProductionsOfficial 13 жыл бұрын
@TheSamAndrewEvans I knew you were going to say that, and I can't think of anything to say
@kaphiify
@kaphiify 13 жыл бұрын
well sorr-rey santa!
@Vladimirshootin
@Vladimirshootin 13 жыл бұрын
@njp3rry sarah millican but other than her i agree
@Saaaaaaaama
@Saaaaaaaama 13 жыл бұрын
@CubixFails you must have your earphones in the wrong way. my right one is lonely.
@HasanSIM14
@HasanSIM14 13 жыл бұрын
@grandabell Milton Jones? He's very funny. Each to their own I guess.
@KenzoSnizzle
@KenzoSnizzle 12 жыл бұрын
Here's a suggestion: here's the weather-forecast for the Christmas weekend: please prepare your public transport, spades, etc. because there will be about several inches or more of snow all over the UK! Yes, after 2 milleniums and 13 years of waiting, we're finally predicting and dreaming of a white Christmas! :S
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 4 жыл бұрын
03:10, my most favorite Holiday Sentiment....the BADDSANTA playlist on RIXRADvidz is a great way for adults to enjoy the Holi-Daze once again.....please do.
@hassmann2000
@hassmann2000 13 жыл бұрын
no sound for me...?
@kyoujinkrista2
@kyoujinkrista2 13 жыл бұрын
I can hear it fine?
@CubixFails
@CubixFails 13 жыл бұрын
My left ear feels lonely...
@FirstSlateProductionsOfficial
@FirstSlateProductionsOfficial 13 жыл бұрын
@TheSamAndrewEvans It is so he can tell his joke without messing it up
@ThDrkKnyt
@ThDrkKnyt 13 жыл бұрын
lmao
@MichaelELambert
@MichaelELambert 6 жыл бұрын
Christmas should be a time for giving, which is why I have given you all up for adoption! Mummy and Daddy would like to be barren, now!
@ShiitakeWarrior
@ShiitakeWarrior 4 жыл бұрын
BBC seemed to be deaf in one ear for this segment.
@RandomJot
@RandomJot 13 жыл бұрын
why the hell is everyone on about headphones? just listen to it out loud if they're not working!
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 8 жыл бұрын
First World Problem.....
@DanGolag
@DanGolag 7 жыл бұрын
Alright, the BBC's lefty bias has gone too far. But seriously, FFS, it's not a rock concert. You can enjoy the jokes just as much in mono.
@ejcmoorhouse
@ejcmoorhouse 13 жыл бұрын
@TorchwoodUK he just is
@kyoujinkrista2
@kyoujinkrista2 13 жыл бұрын
I'm not using headphones though.
@OsofoGriot
@OsofoGriot 13 жыл бұрын
I'm only getting sound out of one headphone.....
@pretenditsagoodworld
@pretenditsagoodworld 13 жыл бұрын
I liked last year better
@JammyD2579
@JammyD2579 13 жыл бұрын
@CubixFails Really? It's right ear being lonely for me...
@petergreen2552
@petergreen2552 5 жыл бұрын
Coming up next on BBC2, It Ain't Half Hot Mum. Only joking_ it's Dad's Army
@BigRedScouser
@BigRedScouser 13 жыл бұрын
My right ear feels lonely tbh.
@robertthegr88
@robertthegr88 12 жыл бұрын
i know it is but his hair cut looks a little like lionel messi
@Minervarathlin
@Minervarathlin 13 жыл бұрын
@xXMusicxMadnessXx it really dosn't work hence my comment! I do know what a mouse is it runs around and squeeks lol I guess the video has a problem for some people
@GoRY69R
@GoRY69R 13 жыл бұрын
minge flaps
@TheSamAndrewEvans
@TheSamAndrewEvans 13 жыл бұрын
@lemonhead118 Everyone else laughs
@davetheirishbaker
@davetheirishbaker 13 жыл бұрын
what the fuck theres no sound
@FishySeven
@FishySeven 13 жыл бұрын
@sonny1ification Dude, you're lucky - only my left one works :/
@georgemiser
@georgemiser 13 жыл бұрын
@jokersvideos mine too. :(
@Lewis---
@Lewis--- 13 жыл бұрын
miss u frankie :(
@chubbywoman
@chubbywoman 13 жыл бұрын
i need a ginourmous poo
@jrainey94
@jrainey94 13 жыл бұрын
re: Unlikely Things to Hear in 2012: 1. Female news presenter: welcome to the news at 6. The world hasn't ended today (stripping off slowly) so i'm not afraid to show these bastards! 2. And they're off and what's this? Sky in last place? They'd better be for their excution afterwards! 3. It's Fatima's turn for Javelin and.. oooohhhh! She's definately owned the guy who got 4000 complaints for commenting about her weight!
@TheSamAndrewEvans
@TheSamAndrewEvans 13 жыл бұрын
Have you noticed that Hugh Dennis is dead miserable and doesn't laugh at anybody's jokes?
@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 4 жыл бұрын
how is Milton considered funny? honestly, not trolling, asking, cause he just annoys me personally
@silvasilvasilva
@silvasilvasilva 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, people like different things and all that. Some here even enjoy(ed) Frankie Boyle, so there's really no accounting for taste.
@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 3 жыл бұрын
@@silvasilvasilva yeah, like i enjoyed Frankie Boyle myself, i just think he, like many insult comedians, sometimes tell crude jokes for the sake of it. people try too hard sometimes
@ThomasBFMV
@ThomasBFMV 13 жыл бұрын
i miss Frankie. D:
@KayleighNatasha
@KayleighNatasha 12 жыл бұрын
OMG How bad was Chris Addison's jokes
@TorchwoodUK
@TorchwoodUK 13 жыл бұрын
Why do people find Milton Jones funny?
@DamnedHobo
@DamnedHobo 13 жыл бұрын
Fffs, Milton is still on the show? Meh, do not want.
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