Unlikely things to hear in a TV charity show | Mock the Week - BBC Sport Relief Special

[@FixTheWi-Fi]

...And so these lines have now been heard in a TV Charity Show.

[@WildNorWester]

I do like that Dara doorbell one. I enjoy the jokes that riff on the format of the show.

[@Scy]

This is a soup kitchen, and the conditions are appalling. There's no gazpacho, no vichyssoise... and noone's even heard of crab bisque, even as an amuse-bouche...

[@P0lkoli]

HUgh dennis's shit eating grin after a joke is the best thing ever

[@just-tess]

Hugh with the mic drop! but it's Chris's walk back at 1:21 that really gets me 😂

[@eurogryphon]

4:15 "Tonight we're raising money for Dara O Briain. We work so he doesn't have to." The look on Dara's face, I've only seen that level of smug come from Jeremy Clarkson.

[@ChimerezeNwosu]

I always love it when they take digs at Dara 🤣

[@Keithbarber]

The amount of times they took the piss put of him, but he took it in good heart

[@swilson7309]

Am I the only one that really want to see the button for the the buzzer

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

Dark humour is like food; Not everyone gets it.

[@325133]

A sense of humour is like a nose. Not everyone has one

[@gamingwithgetti8323]

Conway79 or sex

[@sergarlantyrell7847]

You ever had Yemeni food? No? Neither have they.

[@fredh1720]

That is the worst analogy of all time

[@lukek4662]

Dark jokes are like children cancer; never get old

[@DanWareing]

Imagine if Frankie was on this one... 😂

[@DanGolag]

There would have been a joke about Glasgow and a joke about pedophiles, in case anyone's having trouble imagining it.

[@Supposedlyimrightwingnow]

yip. Frankie needed for the aids jokes....would have topped it off for me.

[@michaelnaisbitt1639]

What happened to him????

[@robbieking4070]

"And I can't help thinking if my courtry was gripped by famine, I'd just move."

[@MayorofDipshittery-lq7if]

One word “CARNAGE”.

[@edwardharriss1463]

Entry: "GET THE KIDS AWAY FROM THE WATERING HOLE QUICK!!" "What's wrong, are there hippos nearby" "IT'S MADONNA!!!!"

[@3027085]

"Welcome to strip aid, the charity show helping young girls pay for university!"

[@KT926]

"OH FOR GOD'S SAKE!! THAT'S ME SHOES!!!" ROFL XDXD "None of us are getting paid? Sod this, I'm out!!" I thought he was being serious then! XD

[@jaggass]

''If Bono stops clicking his fingers then less people would die''

[@TDFF4]

michael jagger jesus

[@Theultimateperso1000]

you just know at 4:46 something funny was going to happen lol

[@Kemonokami]

"These starving children have lost all hope that they will ever see food again, which is why I'm eating these two bags of McDonald's in front of them!"

[@gtawesom3]

I can see why they didn't let frankie boyle on this bit...

[@weirdskyfan6428]

'And today we're raising money to pay off Britain's huge budget deficit. Please, please give generously, the IMF, Germany and the US. We need your help.'

[@Kara1351]

'Ah, no, sorry, the US. You're going to need all the money you have now.'

[@jaggass]

''For just £1 a month just you can get Greece out of the shitty state its already in''

[@NasXShady]

4:15. His face 😂

[@NibberKSmooth]

Hugh is SO good.

[@ImMagnetz]

Many Bothans died to bring us this information.

[@izaakwedgwood9153]

A Glaswegian ordering fruit on pizza?

[@just-tess]

a Glaswegian ordering fruit?

[@glennis25jr]

Must be difficult choosing jokes that wont push the mark to much.

[@mikespenser4013]

Welcome back to save the children I’m Gary Barlow and if people like me, just paid their taxes we wouldn’t need a charity appeal now would we?

[@celticwolff5429]

Hugh is the most environmentally conscious comedian I've ever seen. No one recycles jokes as much as him.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"please stop giving generously"

[@MortakaPlaysGames]

Nope in an interview andy parsons says the producers make them come up with material before hand just in case, but most of the time it is non planned

[@bigboredthing]

Some of it they take from their own live material, I've seen a couple of jokes on mtw from Russell Howard's live shows as well as Frankie's.

[@87654321j]

If you don't donate we'll bring out Jonathon Ross lol

[@borednow]

what the hell, why did they cut off whatever dara said at 4:46....

[@bobert4him]

What was he just about to say?

[@lleytsforster1047]

"That's a short haircut innit"

[@6895laura]

I know it's only joking but I find it weird how they take the piss out of the people they're trying to help

[@JBDino8473]

This just makes me feel bad somehow.

[@avinotion]

2:17 I wonder if Dara got the full extent of the joke before he pressed the buzzer

[@jaggass]

''Remember folks charity begins at home''

[@EccentricGentelman]

"The poverty in the 3rd world is truly heartbreaking. So why don't you give money until you've seen people make fools of themselves!"

[@HarryNicNicholas]

"throw coins and make a wish" yep.

[@TorchwoodUK]

did they not even record a new segment?

[@alexhogg5787]

Chris Moyles to Africa.... ha ah ha...

[@mark7s980]

We've got more money than we could ever spend. So for the love of God stop calling us!

[@FOOTYMTW]

Is there a there a new mock the week series out now?

[@m0ther10de]

its not the bbc its sports relif, helping starving children, the money dose not go to the bbc, but the CHARITY it supports.

[@phunkymind23]

If we work together... we can bring back Frankie.

[@silvasilvasilva]

Looks like you can't. But the commitment shown by Frankie's widows is kind of moving.

[@chrisgarton4225]

Now remember tonight is not all about comedy, we need your money for dramatic theatre. Since our oldest son told a really bad and not appropriate joke, this is for his own good.

[@mikespenser4013]

I’d like a bacon sarnie!

[@MrReuben13]

no russell howard wtf?

[@jimi3001]

The phone number should have had more 3's in it

[@SirCumference31]

That last joke was true. Why make the best comedian in the room the host?

[@MugiwaraLP]

"Those pictures were disturbing and very, very arousing... sad." Just a little try o' mine.

[@osobaeniola1695]

Please donate before the starving children of Enugu eat me alive

[@mark1891]

Many bothans died to bring us this information

[@XaosInDarkness]

Chris Addison does camp far too well...

[@jaggass]

Greece desperately needs your money. Germany can you help them?

[@jordanhenry1406]

Please donate to this child in africa just 2 pounds a month could help provide him with food and clean water. Unfortunately by that time he would have died

[@Gingrnut]

"Please call Oh Twee For Foive Siven...."

[@Valiordruid]

Seems an awful lot like they know the topics beforehand.

[@patcon314]

This show needed Frankie Boyle and Jimmy Carr.

[@4TheRecord]

Like I really want to waste time on a generic response letter which repeats exactly what they published as a statement. People should be not be so relaxed and allow hypocrites like the BBC to ban an appeal which would have paid for food and aid. The result was less people getting help. The BBC wouldn't be so political in their action if the people actually cared enough to protest against it's ban. I guess when it comes down to it people don't really care. Selfish.

[@misspeaches689]

do they think it up on the spot?

[@lorenzodwin]

red nose day!!!

[@chrisgarton4225]

We desperately need your money to save rock and metal music. Just kidding they’re already dead so we need to save pop and rap

[@4TheRecord]

Your comment suggests you don't know what your talking about. What could be political about asking for help with food and aid for people who need it? The only political action here was the BBC banning the appeal advert. The same appeal that goes out for places like Africa, etc. Not only was the action of banning it political it was also racist. I guess if the Palestinians were Black instead of Arab then there would be no problems with showing the emergency appeal for food and aid.

[@Agnethatheredhairkid]

The American chap isn't funny.

[@jamesb.6196]

He's Canadian.

[@Grange34]

James B. all the best mericans are....

[@jamesb.6196]

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[@Agnethatheredhairkid]

James B. Apologies for my earlier error, James. I still don't find him amusing though. But humour is different everywhere.

[@michellebyrom6551]

Indeed, he isn't. He's hilarious.

[@pauldockree9915]

Depth and peril? The Daily Mail was racist allegedly so we the possible reader of the Daily Mail did not have to be? Reprise of a Russell Howard joke. Lazy I? No offence Russell. Lubricant. Butt - Senator Lindsey Graham but can I?

[@Vodaph0ne]

Before political correctness ruined it

[@petergreen2552]

This really really needed Frankie Boyle

[@nsbbot5599]

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