"Finishing in the cafeteria, harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves".... all the other wizards with their pumped up kicks.
@mankymax4 жыл бұрын
pumped up sticks
@michaelscott60227 жыл бұрын
Frankie and Hugh had way too much fun with the Harry Potter topic.
@Awesomegirl908812 жыл бұрын
"I'm sorry Harry," said Ron, "I thought you felt the same way."
@TeaCub13 жыл бұрын
"It's not as good as that one" - aw, bless!
@firefly79807 жыл бұрын
As Harry bent over and put his face into the pensieve, Dumbledore snatched at an opportunity.
@BrokenSaintRW7 жыл бұрын
*Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis* Our Thoughts and Prayers are with you.
@footballnerd2775 жыл бұрын
'Now is not an appropriate time to talk about gun control'
@RenegadeShepTheSpacer4 жыл бұрын
@@footballnerd277 And now you're gonna believe us.
@MMR_LM10 жыл бұрын
3:25 is my new ringtone.
@ruairilavery89566 жыл бұрын
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves." Hahahahahaha. The subtlety in that joke is fucking exquisite.
@SupahDevo10 жыл бұрын
Why don't we get the UN involved?
@Lord_Skeptic7 жыл бұрын
shall we use the invisibilty postion to spy on Hermione while she is having a shower
@ChrisManley19949 жыл бұрын
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves!!!!!!!" OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@jaggass7 жыл бұрын
Its a Columbine High School joke. The 2 attackers killed themselves in the cafeteria.
@TwentyTwoOctober20016 жыл бұрын
+Michael Langley Actually they killed themselves in the library on their second visit there
@mrmannyman29 жыл бұрын
Frankie's go at 0:44 , funnily enough, is basically the plot of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen volume 3. I'm not even kidding.
@billybarnell19968 жыл бұрын
You're not too :)
@tomsmurf42252 жыл бұрын
The fact that snape's death scene in that book is more true to his character than his actual death
@notAshildr8 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAHHHH! most unhelpful thing in a crisis ;)
@emicomel7 жыл бұрын
Frankie went to the mic when Dara just started to say the topic. He is fast
@TheTP100711 жыл бұрын
I am Lord Voldemort...... and I'm an alcoholic. Love that line!!
@HDTokyoAviation11 жыл бұрын
Genital warts at hogwarts, I died when she said that!
@Kemonokami12 жыл бұрын
My entry: "It was a warm summer day when Scrotie McBoogerBalls..."
@Sakusho11 жыл бұрын
Where's Russell Howard on a day like this XD
@striverfor76287 жыл бұрын
1:58 "Come on ya bastard!" he said
@RandomPeter9412 жыл бұрын
"Genital warts at hogwarts" :L
@abbitelford681411 жыл бұрын
Omg, I thought f one for harry potter. "Ron, if the imperious curse makes people do stuff, maybe we could use it on girls to have sex.
@AnnoyingBeast13 жыл бұрын
@McFearsome2 Yeah but northern Ireland is an illegitimate occupation, rendering your arguement both irrelevent and invalid.
@alexcameron872411 жыл бұрын
Can you explain to me Frankie Boyle's joke at 0:44? No funny business, I seriously don't get it.
@oldfashionedguy13685 жыл бұрын
It's a reference to the Columbine High School massacre which occurred in 1999.
@lancecampbell43234 жыл бұрын
And in the uncut version, the ending is, “Hogwarts school shooting.”
@Bladerunner9312 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the "14th century text" joke at 2:57 to me?
@swordseye211 жыл бұрын
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis "AAAAAAAAA!" lol, why do I find that funniest? ^^
@Lord_Skeptic7 жыл бұрын
unhelpful things to say in a crisis. bugger.
@LD-bj4xc5 жыл бұрын
What a team,frankly Hugh and Ed,nobody would stand a chance
@Kingpin188012 жыл бұрын
*pauses at 0:03* That... is an unusual expression...
@TheNathanNS12 жыл бұрын
Frankie Boyle is a legend. He makes the funniest jokes I ever heard on Mock The Week.
@tahenhao8 жыл бұрын
I've never seen dara laugh so much!
@TheMikeyReilly13 жыл бұрын
"Finishing in the cafeteria, Harry and Ron turned their wands on themselves" So fucking funny.
@X3H3X4 жыл бұрын
Unhelpful things to say in a crisis "Well...just got one piece of advice for you all. EVERYONE PANIC! WE'RE ALL FUCKED!"
@As_ad_A12 жыл бұрын
lol yea i doubt that Frankie Boyle has, though you pick up alot of stuff about something when it's is this big in popular culture.
@McFearsome213 жыл бұрын
@smeg12345 you don't watch too much QI, do you? "Britain" is often used to mean the entire UK, and that context is what i was referring to, as the term "Britain" was used in your comment. otherwise i would have said 'UK', as i usually do. last time i checked, NI was part of the UK (it may have changed while my back was turned..), so therefore, 'Britain' & 'British' would also include NI, but not ROI...
@Dehbishop I know what makes up Britain and I know we Irish are no longer part of the union. That doesn't change the fact that the union jack is made up of three flags, which each reprecent the patron saints of Scotland, England and Ireland, superimposed over each other.
@deliciousmentalfudge12 жыл бұрын
@EjvindDark Perhaps, but the in the Columbine massacre there were two of them ('Harry' and 'Ron'), and they killed themselves in the cafeteria of the school, whereas Dunblane was one middle-aged man who killed himself in the school gym.
@FalconsPOWN212 жыл бұрын
Half-men Half-Horse. As in they got human torso arms and head, but a horses legs. Well you could say that you replace the head + neck of a Horse with a Human Stomach, Back, Arms and head you get the picture
@andarsjukir12 жыл бұрын
Has someone been watching to much Ray William Johnson? Please kid, stay away from the mature part of youtube that doesn't think everything is fake, and don't call things "gay" for no reason.
@darkbunglex11 жыл бұрын
Having finished in the cafe Harry n Ron turned their wands on themselves.. Dont get it. Why do funny. Has something to do with wanting to die after being in a cafeteria but dont know why
@DeathByTarantula12 жыл бұрын
Does anyone else think that the losers have to do something really horrible? They all look genuinely upset that they lost the game, as if something's going to happen to them.
@awakejupiter12 жыл бұрын
@AvengerDanXD Columbine high school massacre. Two students went on a shooting spree before killing themselves in the school cafe. It's a very famous case.
@deliciousmentalfudge12 жыл бұрын
@rassinlababidi I've heard (and it probably is true) that they're told the topics beforehand so that they can think of some stuff to do straight away.
@Dynexsil8 жыл бұрын
"I'm not a fucking wizard!! 😭😭"
@astaliini13 жыл бұрын
hahahaha these two were probably my favourite categories :DDD
@SonOfHighValour13 жыл бұрын
@smeg12345 I think he's talking about how the british flag is made up of three flags which use to reprecent Scotland, England and Ireland.
@sargentaaron200411 жыл бұрын
unhelpful lines to say in a crisis, probably the best quick fire round yet
@rupertmatthews594912 жыл бұрын
notice how he starts walking before hes said anything to do with harry potter :/ sorry dude, im being a raging troll :L
@McFearsome213 жыл бұрын
@Dehbishop St Georges Cross is the red cross over the white background and it represents england, not wales OR ireland.
@animewarriorgirl1513 жыл бұрын
ED BYRNE!!!!
@KayleighNatasha12 жыл бұрын
Unhelpful Things To Say-How About Ah Fucking Hell, Not Again
@rupertmatthews594912 жыл бұрын
Frankie didn't even look at the category when he walked up. i hate fake shit :p
@kennycolliver13 жыл бұрын
i got 1 4 the crisis 1, anyone got a spare pair of pants
@kevinwilson154411 жыл бұрын
Its dark humour about a school massacre - substitute guns for wands....
@utdfortreble13 жыл бұрын
@DJJB10 substitue wands for guns and think about the columbine shooting.
@McFearsome213 жыл бұрын
@smeg12345 that all depends on if he is from ROI or Northern Ireland.
@FalconsPOWN212 жыл бұрын
Tgey appear in greek mythology, which i have studied extensively
@TheMikeyReilly12 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's a massacre joke. It's hilarious.
@BlueSharkBoy43412 жыл бұрын
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!" LMAO
@IneffableLifestyle12 жыл бұрын
can someone please explan the first frankie boyle joke?
@59parksimple611 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter and the other actors who didn't actually read the book
@jamiebellingerphoto12 жыл бұрын
I think they've probably just seen the films ...
@jigglery12312 жыл бұрын
Why don't we get the UN involved OhMyGodMySides
@MrJoec201012 жыл бұрын
Frankie was a bit eager at the start wasn't he?
@justkaizer412 жыл бұрын
and how do you know that was their first take?
@thaer1234512 жыл бұрын
can someone explain the cafeteria joke at 0:45
@JeffersonDinedAlone12 жыл бұрын
Harry Potter is now too old for Harry Potter.
@lau7aroz12 жыл бұрын
@IAmGenerationPotter Whose line is it anyway?
@jackass328512 жыл бұрын
i am lord voldemort... and i am an alcaholic
@TheJLar201112 жыл бұрын
who ever placed the mic did a one sided job
@DaekoTan11 жыл бұрын
Once there was a school massacre by two boys carrying firearms, they shot and killed themselves after finishing their slaughter. Frankie just substituted "guns" with "wands".
@Kemonokami12 жыл бұрын
Or My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. :3
@Alfrey61912 жыл бұрын
LOL, Frankie at 0:45 Columbine reference
@SoFarSoGoodSoWhat1413 жыл бұрын
Was that a Columbine joke? O u, Frankie.
@WillBrooksss12 жыл бұрын
How to ruin the humour in the video: Step 1: Take a joke from the video Step 2: Shove it in the comments
@Stubrit7 жыл бұрын
Step 3: Analyse it to fucking death.
@drifingoogification12 жыл бұрын
was frankie ever on the losing team? ;
@x0th10112 жыл бұрын
No one is too old for harry potter =p
@BingowingsBadBleeps12 жыл бұрын
No-one is too YOUNG for Happy Potter!
@jamtheman301712 жыл бұрын
what does the cafeteria joke mean?
@jackbradney110012 жыл бұрын
i don't get the grease the goat one
@kate_cooper5 жыл бұрын
1:36 That's not funny, that's sad. :(
@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl11 жыл бұрын
It might have been a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore, who apparently was quite fond of goats.
@AvengerDanXD12 жыл бұрын
I dont get the cafeateria one =3
@pooooooooooooooooo3212 жыл бұрын
What was the cafeteria one about
@Potionette813 жыл бұрын
'Let's have a nice cup of tea'.
@ghfacta211 жыл бұрын
It must surely be vile as well.
@Kemonokami12 жыл бұрын
Are. You. Fucking. Kidding me?!
@Goldendroid12 жыл бұрын
You know I was just making fun of your spelling of "Centaur". I am not that into the entire universe of harry potter.
@mj_dj11 жыл бұрын
I think it was a reference to Lord of Flies, however I have no idea what it has to do with Harry Potter.
@RandomPeter9412 жыл бұрын
genital warts and hogwarts :L
@Sesquedoodle12 жыл бұрын
Where did you hear that? I'm pretty certain it was always a kids' book - which does not mean grown-ups can't enjoy it!
@EssentialOption12 жыл бұрын
reference to school massacres
@Dixafix12 жыл бұрын
@lau7aroz was British first
@larry14913 жыл бұрын
hogwarts school massacre lol
@chandlerkerr21904 жыл бұрын
Unhelpful Things to Say in a Crisis: "I know, why don't we get the UN involved" XD
@AtheerAl12 жыл бұрын
hilarious..
@UndefeatableTwilightCatgirl11 жыл бұрын
Most likely a reference to Aberforth Dumbledore. He had an affinity with goats.
@timebomb45625 жыл бұрын
Bad news the ship is damaged beyond repair and there’s only one lifeboat on this ship Good news I’m already on it so long suckers