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@mohammadchaudhry4162
@mohammadchaudhry4162 5 жыл бұрын
That last joke was savage 😂
@arshaddahlan
@arshaddahlan 5 жыл бұрын
Not as savage as the Liam Neeson joke
@FreedomExalia
@FreedomExalia 5 жыл бұрын
I can clearly recall Romesh Ranganathan telling that joke several seasons back...
@BlackbirdSJ
@BlackbirdSJ 5 жыл бұрын
Oh that Liam Neeson joke
@PrinzPassionsfrucht
@PrinzPassionsfrucht 4 жыл бұрын
And now, it's an even harsher joke.
@TequilaToothpick
@TequilaToothpick 4 жыл бұрын
@@PrinzPassionsfrucht Why, what happened?
@CurlyFry.
@CurlyFry. Жыл бұрын
@@TequilaToothpickApparently being called a racist, because he threatened to burn a black guys house down, or hammer them to death, because of something they did. Was it rape? I’m not sure, but it was some awkward business.
@TequilaToothpick
@TequilaToothpick Жыл бұрын
@@CurlyFry. Oh that. You misremembered. He didn't threaten to kill a black man because of a rape, he went out looking to kill any random black man that would start trouble with him.
@CurlyFry.
@CurlyFry. Жыл бұрын
@@TequilaToothpick Oh. Thanks.
@JB-vq6xv
@JB-vq6xv 5 жыл бұрын
Ed Byrne is killing it
@thejordyoshi
@thejordyoshi 5 жыл бұрын
As always.
@R2Cv1
@R2Cv1 5 жыл бұрын
Is it me or is he doing a "John Wick" look?
@ratholin
@ratholin 3 жыл бұрын
Secret servicing while pisht!
@AnwarRosly
@AnwarRosly 4 жыл бұрын
Ellie's joke cracked me up good HAHAHA!
@Vincornelis
@Vincornelis 5 жыл бұрын
I have the shot. Mind you I’ve taken quite a few already and I might be a bit drunk.
@arfuckle1694
@arfuckle1694 5 жыл бұрын
God, Hugh and Ed keep on getting funnier and funnier!
@joshwmiltonman
@joshwmiltonman 5 жыл бұрын
God is the funniest of the three
@charlesbishop9553
@charlesbishop9553 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a simple man. I see Hugh Dennis, I click.
@deeya
@deeya 5 жыл бұрын
he usually delivers. Not always great, but never a dud.
@OverlordMalarkey
@OverlordMalarkey 4 жыл бұрын
Ever since Andy and Russel and Frankie arent on the show anymore Hugh is one who's carrying the dead horse
@TequilaToothpick
@TequilaToothpick 4 жыл бұрын
Elle's Liam Neeson joke wins this section.
@gentianviolet2785
@gentianviolet2785 5 жыл бұрын
First off, fire the title guy
@vasishtvasudevan4059
@vasishtvasudevan4059 5 жыл бұрын
They messed up the description
@RinJackson
@RinJackson 5 жыл бұрын
Second, fire the woman that made the baby shark joke >_>
@TequilaToothpick
@TequilaToothpick 4 жыл бұрын
@@RinJackson She was the best one here
@TheFrugalVideoGamer
@TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 жыл бұрын
Please stop with the emoticons in the title... And good lord did I laugh at the "Can I take the shot?" joke.
@superberniecat5042
@superberniecat5042 5 жыл бұрын
I think they're trying to attract millenials with the emoticons!
@chiaraa9880
@chiaraa9880 5 жыл бұрын
Wow man said "Emoticons"...was it cold when you lived through the ice age?
@TheFrugalVideoGamer
@TheFrugalVideoGamer 5 жыл бұрын
@@chiaraa9880 Worse - I lived in the age of dial-up internet!
@chiaraa9880
@chiaraa9880 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheFrugalVideoGamer my sympathies. Must have been a difficult time..
@muizzsiddique
@muizzsiddique 5 жыл бұрын
I'm actually happy there is someone who still says "emoticons".
@emmashot5036
@emmashot5036 5 жыл бұрын
it's baby shark dododododo
@wayne20uk
@wayne20uk 5 жыл бұрын
Doodoodadoodadoo*
@kenna163
@kenna163 5 жыл бұрын
Oh the Liam Neeson joke. Nice.
@sweetboo1022
@sweetboo1022 5 жыл бұрын
As an American in a red State I highly approve... take the shot.
@CliftonPhotographer
@CliftonPhotographer 5 жыл бұрын
They did...... Where do you think he got the brain damage?
@CliftonPhotographer
@CliftonPhotographer 5 жыл бұрын
@Jason Mistretta No reason to buckle up.... People that would vote for him aren't smart enough for seatbelts. 🤓
@lwaves
@lwaves 5 жыл бұрын
@Jason Mistretta No he isn't. He's going to be re-election fixed in 2020.
@OverlordMalarkey
@OverlordMalarkey 4 жыл бұрын
Aaaaaaaand Trump lost
@casbot71
@casbot71 3 жыл бұрын
@Jason Mistretta Comments that aged well… Should I revisit when he's been jailed?
@anxiousperson3325
@anxiousperson3325 5 жыл бұрын
stop with the emojis in the title, but other than that, great video
@xanderanderson6673
@xanderanderson6673 4 жыл бұрын
What emojis 🤨
@muggletonmedia7507
@muggletonmedia7507 5 жыл бұрын
Ellie is so funny
@shantanupanda1650
@shantanupanda1650 5 жыл бұрын
It's baby shark doo doo doo doo doo doo 😂😂😂
@Pining_for_the_fjords
@Pining_for_the_fjords 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't get that one.
@chestnutbloke305
@chestnutbloke305 5 жыл бұрын
Conway79 There was a song that sweeper the nation last year called Baby Shark by PINKFONG. What Ellie said is the first lyric.
@rossyoung8892
@rossyoung8892 5 жыл бұрын
"Baby Shark" is a song from a children's KZbin channel called PinkFong. It went viral and now has nearly 2.9 billion views. Each verse ends with the phrase "doo doodoo doo doodoo"
@Carbide1991
@Carbide1991 5 жыл бұрын
no
@Blazervitch
@Blazervitch 5 жыл бұрын
That was a poor attempt at a joke and made multiple generations of my family cringe
@edwardkinsey5680
@edwardkinsey5680 5 жыл бұрын
That Blue Peter Joke😅
@tonycampbell1010
@tonycampbell1010 Жыл бұрын
Byrne was on fire! (See what I did there?) 😂😂😂
@TK_Studios
@TK_Studios 5 жыл бұрын
Esther Ransom 😂
@ereristark425
@ereristark425 5 жыл бұрын
Oh I didn't get that one...what was the reference?
@TK_Studios
@TK_Studios 5 жыл бұрын
@Ereri Stark, it’s a reference to Esther Rantzen the founder of child-line 👍
@becauseimafan
@becauseimafan 3 жыл бұрын
@@TK_Studios Thank you, I was trying to look it up and couldn't figure out the connection between her name and the rest. Much appreciated! _edited for clarity_
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 жыл бұрын
I’m going to count to three, and there will be a four, and then there will be a five.
@Mattdem
@Mattdem 5 жыл бұрын
Ed is always on point
@evepayler1461
@evepayler1461 4 жыл бұрын
2:06 TAKE THE SHOT
@seanspawn7805
@seanspawn7805 5 жыл бұрын
I like Liam Neeson. Last year he said a few words about what was in his head during a bit of a breakdown when he was a young man. He approached nobody, hurt nobody and got over his demons. Real bigots, misogynists and bullies have life long histories of such and they do leave a trail of hurt in their wake. Still, sorry Liam but the joke was funny..
@lwaves
@lwaves 5 жыл бұрын
Yes, it was what has become standard practice, for large sections of the media (social and mainstream) to blow something out of proportion, so they can get the attention themselves by being outraged. They completely fail to apply the full context of what's been said. That doesn't mean it shouldn't be joked about though and it was a funny joke.
@TequilaToothpick
@TequilaToothpick 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah the joke was awesome.
@kedabro1957
@kedabro1957 5 жыл бұрын
1:45 ... "I will find you ..."
@SirenPandaSabo
@SirenPandaSabo 5 жыл бұрын
I just spotted but the surnames don't match the correct name in the description.
@MorgaineRiddlePrince
@MorgaineRiddlePrince 5 жыл бұрын
Can't get away from baby shark! Saw a meme on pinterest also. Free me from memories of that infernal song
@lwaves
@lwaves 5 жыл бұрын
That's the one joke I didn't get as I have no idea what it referred to....and I'm very happy with not knowing.
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 5 жыл бұрын
Respond to description. That is Ellie Taylor not Olga Koch.
@dcxdawn7541
@dcxdawn7541 5 жыл бұрын
Poor Romesh wasn’t even there.
@stugod5000
@stugod5000 3 жыл бұрын
it's like he didn't even see it coming
@anirudh_iyer
@anirudh_iyer 4 ай бұрын
1:56 sounds very different today doesn't it now 😬😬
@eclectica1
@eclectica1 4 жыл бұрын
Ellie Taylor's second joke is known as reality in America.
@sulimaniii
@sulimaniii 5 жыл бұрын
1:50 that's taken Cersei lannisters version .......that voice dammmmmn
@islawilliams9766
@islawilliams9766 5 жыл бұрын
My response to Ed's "having the shot" joke: "Well my job is to protect EVERYONE FROM President Trump. [readies gun] Going in now..."
@tiarnan76
@tiarnan76 5 жыл бұрын
How many bombs were dropped by the Obama administration again? Care to answer that you little lefty nut job....
@TimesFM4532
@TimesFM4532 2 жыл бұрын
He’s putting to the party conference
@theiggy1474
@theiggy1474 4 ай бұрын
Lol that Trump joke was great!
@XiagraBalls
@XiagraBalls 4 жыл бұрын
The lazy eye joke was done on another MTW episode by Romesh.
@saltbjorn
@saltbjorn 5 жыл бұрын
When the bbc uses an emoji in the title
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 5 жыл бұрын
Emojis are DEAD
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 5 жыл бұрын
I hate it so much and I'm actually going to stop watching it if they dont quit this horse shit
@mathieuleader8601
@mathieuleader8601 5 жыл бұрын
cringe
@abelisraelcruzayuso4682
@abelisraelcruzayuso4682 5 жыл бұрын
The last joke was also told by Romesh, some years back...
@robotcapital4774
@robotcapital4774 5 жыл бұрын
wow, and he didn't even change it up much
@aemelnick
@aemelnick 4 жыл бұрын
The names in the description are wrong. Nish isn't listed.
@iball310369
@iball310369 4 жыл бұрын
I have a lazy eye and...... Yes I was talking to you
@fortheloveofdog5622
@fortheloveofdog5622 5 жыл бұрын
The Trump joke....the best!
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 5 жыл бұрын
Jolly good!🤣
@thorbutimok5538
@thorbutimok5538 4 жыл бұрын
Should have taken the shot!
@Dragnel0GenerationX
@Dragnel0GenerationX 5 жыл бұрын
Best trump joke all day
@Trackrace29582
@Trackrace29582 5 жыл бұрын
Cause this is thrillee
@danielmiller3596
@danielmiller3596 2 ай бұрын
2:00 aged well...
@SirenPandaSabo
@SirenPandaSabo 5 жыл бұрын
0:42
@chrisgarton4225
@chrisgarton4225 5 жыл бұрын
I’m going to count to three, but there won’t be a four. Also there will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class.
@archive6094
@archive6094 5 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the ester ransom joke?
@varana
@varana 5 жыл бұрын
It's a pun on Esther Rantzen, I believe: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esther_Rantzen
@adampage73
@adampage73 4 жыл бұрын
Are the two on the far left related?
@BuzzinVideography
@BuzzinVideography 5 жыл бұрын
"There's a black man in the white house!" "we know, that's the president" "then why is he holding a TV?"
@JeeSingh21
@JeeSingh21 3 жыл бұрын
The romesh joke was ill timed considering he wasn't there.
@dannymccrae3070
@dannymccrae3070 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure he found it funny
@rachell4417
@rachell4417 2 жыл бұрын
Great Trump joke!
@RinJackson
@RinJackson 5 жыл бұрын
Don't get the "ransom" joke (maybe it's a British thing?)
@Enoo-Wynn
@Enoo-Wynn 5 жыл бұрын
Esther Rantzen was a famous TV host of a variety show. "Sausages!" Anyone?
@lwaves
@lwaves 5 жыл бұрын
@@Enoo-Wynn Sauages? That's Life. ;-)
@Enoo-Wynn
@Enoo-Wynn 5 жыл бұрын
@@lwaves It was a dog that could say "Sausages."
@lwaves
@lwaves 5 жыл бұрын
@@Enoo-Wynn Yes I know, I remember it as it was very famous at the time. The show it was part of was called That's Life (just in case you didn't know), hence my comment. :-)
@sugarnads
@sugarnads 5 жыл бұрын
Love ed byrnes underplayed offbeat humour. And i love ellie taylors legs. Yeah i said it!
@larapalma3744
@larapalma3744 3 жыл бұрын
Nish!!!!!
@islasmila7383
@islasmila7383 5 жыл бұрын
is hugh alright?
@rescyn1190
@rescyn1190 5 жыл бұрын
I think he's looking quite well for somebody that has to endure Angela Barnes at close range...
@Mcfc2Rich
@Mcfc2Rich 5 жыл бұрын
Quite Frankiely this show has never been the same since he left
@jamiewing4468
@jamiewing4468 5 жыл бұрын
Move on
@ryancarberry2040
@ryancarberry2040 5 жыл бұрын
@@jamiewing4468 Agreed.
@SirenPandaSabo
@SirenPandaSabo 5 жыл бұрын
Frankly* use your English please.
@kedabro1957
@kedabro1957 5 жыл бұрын
@@SirenPandaSabo ... "Frankiely" was a deliberate pun on Frankie Boyle, the comedian we wish was still on the show.
@SirenPandaSabo
@SirenPandaSabo 5 жыл бұрын
@@kedabro1957 I know that. We're just telling him to move on.
@pauldockree9915
@pauldockree9915 11 ай бұрын
He is putting it to the party conference in October? Not funny. 18 Octobers so far.
@DTipps
@DTipps 5 жыл бұрын
What's baby shark dodododo and why is that funny?
@mckayterry658
@mckayterry658 5 жыл бұрын
Let him take the damn shot. Please.
@alexandradelliou
@alexandradelliou 4 жыл бұрын
2020: 3866
@christianebusani
@christianebusani 5 жыл бұрын
STOP MAKING IT LOOK LIKE THERE ARE 3 DOING THE SAME JOKE
@andrewjames4346
@andrewjames4346 5 жыл бұрын
Who the woman with the long legs...i don't recall seeing her before
@Lord_Skeptic
@Lord_Skeptic 5 жыл бұрын
Ellie Taylor
@ayazgultemirova246
@ayazgultemirova246 5 жыл бұрын
BBC NEWS
@jaggass
@jaggass 5 жыл бұрын
'' 6 panelists try and come up with something funny and use the same old subjects over and again. ''This is Scenes We'd Like To See''
@ailrov
@ailrov 5 жыл бұрын
This has the same format as "Who's line is it anyway"
@YashBudhiraja
@YashBudhiraja 5 жыл бұрын
NO reALLY?????
@SirenPandaSabo
@SirenPandaSabo 5 жыл бұрын
I've known that for 69 damn years...
@MrSquark
@MrSquark 5 жыл бұрын
Both shows were produced by Dan Patterson
@velvet_turtle7918
@velvet_turtle7918 5 жыл бұрын
what the fucks a conga?? is that how you spell it even?? can someone help me :O
@gwishart
@gwishart 5 жыл бұрын
It's dance: upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/00/US_Navy_081203-N-7446H-004_Sailors_from_various_Yokosuka_commands_form_a_conga_line_with_students_and_members_of_the_Yokosuka_Social_Welfare_Center.jpg/1024px-US_Navy_081203-N-7446H-004_Sailors_from_various_Yokosuka_commands_form_a_conga_line_with_students_and_members_of_the_Yokosuka_Social_Welfare_Center.jpg
@xEricTheGothx
@xEricTheGothx 5 жыл бұрын
Can someone please make sure that Nish Kumar is never invited on the show ever again? He's about as funny as a screendoor on a battle ship
@count7340
@count7340 5 жыл бұрын
He's the token.
@NotAnotherKuromi
@NotAnotherKuromi 5 жыл бұрын
Out of all the people of colour who do comedy they chose one who isn't funny. Completely agree he need to be replaced stat.
@parkerproductions4546
@parkerproductions4546 5 жыл бұрын
It's screendoor on a submarine, fool
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 5 жыл бұрын
That's hilarious
@xEricTheGothx
@xEricTheGothx 5 жыл бұрын
@Sabrina Kall Name me one funny joke of his
@SeymoreTheDisappointed
@SeymoreTheDisappointed 5 жыл бұрын
I never knew british comedians could disappoint me
@SpeckleKen
@SpeckleKen 5 жыл бұрын
They all said you were a pretty shite audience.
@joshuaainslea6154
@joshuaainslea6154 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah they were pretty bad
@Calllum
@Calllum 5 жыл бұрын
Can we all agree that Angela Barnes isn’t funny
@ryancarberry2040
@ryancarberry2040 5 жыл бұрын
Who's that? The red head? If so, then I highly agree.
@cian634
@cian634 5 жыл бұрын
Aidan The Schools Class 2597106 Sara pascal is funny but red head is not
@SirenPandaSabo
@SirenPandaSabo 5 жыл бұрын
Well we all agree you're not funny, Callum
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 5 жыл бұрын
@@SirenPandaSabo or intelligent
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 5 жыл бұрын
yeah Angelina Barnes isn't funny, but Angela Barnes is.
@arjun1370
@arjun1370 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂👏👏👌
@TheHadesShade
@TheHadesShade 5 жыл бұрын
Stop with those cringy emojis!
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly getting ready to unsub and stop watching competely
@wulliewebster4596
@wulliewebster4596 4 жыл бұрын
Unlikely lines to ever hear" nish kumar is funny"
@willsamuels1614
@willsamuels1614 5 жыл бұрын
I’m kinda sick of these Teresa May jokes ngl
@alexanderg1935
@alexanderg1935 5 жыл бұрын
STOP PUTTING EMOJIS IN THE TITLE It's pathetic, grow up.
@gordonbotterill9613
@gordonbotterill9613 5 жыл бұрын
Nish Kumar really shouldn't be allowed on
@gordonbotterill9613
@gordonbotterill9613 5 жыл бұрын
Sabrina Kall only because everyone else is funny by comparison
@simongaines7723
@simongaines7723 5 жыл бұрын
Nish Kumar is almost as hilarious as infant cancer
@rajithfernando6200
@rajithfernando6200 5 жыл бұрын
@Sabrina Kall why should anyone stop watching because they state an opinion?
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 5 жыл бұрын
@@simongaines7723 yeah HILARIOUS
@lvseka
@lvseka 5 жыл бұрын
This isn't his sort of gig to be honest
@Ickiesgal
@Ickiesgal 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t find the president joke very funny
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 5 жыл бұрын
Stop the emojis
@chestnutbloke305
@chestnutbloke305 5 жыл бұрын
🛑 😕
@karlosthejackel69
@karlosthejackel69 5 жыл бұрын
I heard a rumour Nish was a comedian. Can anyone confirm
@Tiger516funny
@Tiger516funny 5 жыл бұрын
Yes
@hq4287
@hq4287 5 жыл бұрын
He runs the best news comedy show in the John Stewart model currently running in the UK or US. The Mash Report, watch it cause it's amazing.
@elaheeley4014
@elaheeley4014 5 жыл бұрын
This is piss poor
@norndev
@norndev 5 жыл бұрын
Pish without frankie boyle
@zerb9461
@zerb9461 5 жыл бұрын
Move on lad
@rowredround7206
@rowredround7206 5 жыл бұрын
It’s been a decade ffs
@norndev
@norndev 5 жыл бұрын
@@rowredround7206 I haven't watched it in years, just watched it recently it seems overly PC and utterly bland without him.
@zerb9461
@zerb9461 5 жыл бұрын
@@norndev what do you even mean by overly PC? It's always been political
@norndev
@norndev 5 жыл бұрын
@@zerb9461 PC means politically correct, doesn't mean you stop being political. This show used to have edge, now it's just the generic trump bashing and predictable nonsense you'd expect from English television. Not that I give a damn about Trump but I bet if Frankie Boyle done it there'd be gasps in the studio opposed to the stereotypical "orange man bad" response.
@rajithfernando6200
@rajithfernando6200 5 жыл бұрын
The only funny thing about Nish Kumar is his laugh 🤔
@oldtopgearsaab1
@oldtopgearsaab1 5 жыл бұрын
About as funny as running over your pet cat.
@stewartsmith7699
@stewartsmith7699 5 жыл бұрын
Unlikely things to see on Mock The Week: A comedian who isn't a left wing Remoaner!
@seerpou
@seerpou 5 жыл бұрын
nish isnt funny
@stewartsmith7699
@stewartsmith7699 5 жыл бұрын
Why does Nish Kumar have to turn every round into a brexit bashing bore? We get the message Nish, you want to stay in the EU so do us all a favour and move to France!
@dariushcreates
@dariushcreates 5 жыл бұрын
Didn't Hugh poke fun at Brexit in this too?
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