Things You Wouldn’t Hear at an Award Show 😬 Mock the Week - BBC

[@chestnutbloke305]

"Welcome to the National Wrong Envelope Awards. The nominees are... [opens envelope] 'Buy a gift for the Taskmaster. You have three weeks. Your time starts now.'"

[@Pining_for_the_fjords]

0:32 - Her delivery of the "nominees" joke was so cute.

[@quizmaster85]

"And I'd like to thank Dave for not only helping me win this award a second time, but for also helping me make the same speech a second time."

[@shoot_the_glass5654]

Ed Byrne should've got a standing ovation for the "biggest pile" gag.

[@outistynnanyt5153]

I love when comedians can barely get their own joke out, they're laughing too much

[@jeanfrancis8121]

And one of the others was just about to step up to the mike, and backs up because they're laughing so hard.

[@strayxxiii7601]

Ed Byrne's Reality TV one caught me right off guard. I'm actually in tears laughing 😂

[@davidlance5310]

The ending showed that more than ever, there needs to be a "Bad Things to Shout During Sex" subject

[@andrewfenn3019]

Yeah. The way ABK shouted "Mick Hucknell", it was almost like it's his safe word.

[@JeveGreen]

"Mother!"

[@grantleyhughes]

I prefer the traditional "Jesus Christ!!", for both he and most sexual conquest stories are entirely made up

[@Lord_Skeptic]

And the award for best fake tension moment goes to Find out after the break

[@jdjdjfdjfjfj2588]

And the award for the person who got their career exterminated faster than the Daleks goes to Noel Clarke.

[@andrewferrari8076]

I guess you could no longer use the line, 'And that was Will Smith showing us all how to approach a tense situation open-handedly.'

[@michaels3860]

Ed doesn’t give a fk anymore xD

[@corriedebeer799]

The award for the biggest pyle of shyte has to go to Geordie Shore.

[@howlingguardian9005]

I feel like the assassin joke should have got extra points for commitment.

[@MatiasGeraldoThe2nd]

That was brilliant.

[@sillysongs19]

absolutely brilliant prat fall

[@corriedebeer799]

the award for biggest pyle of shyte was one hotly contested award so many great nominees. It really would be very hard to pick a winner.

[@just-tess]

Hugh! this has to be after Bond filmed, right? but before it was out, so he couldn't say anything... just sneakily show off those headshot reaction skills!

[@Potionette81]

'Errm, Mr Rooney, I think you've misunderstood what the Grammys are about'.

[@riddlemethis2610]

*Opens envelope, pulls out letter* "Moonlight"

[@EterPuralis]

Nommy knees 😂

[@grantleyhughes]

Tim Minchen would take awards at the MOGOs.

[@gp_n_memes]

3:57 Yep, he saw that coming

[@javlonalibekov4413]

Hedgehog hugged the rabbit and said:Do you feel how much love hurts?😅😅😅😅

[@wisteela]

I straight away thought Mick Hucknal for those awards 😁

[@chrisgarton4225]

And the nominees for Best Rock Singer are… britney spears miley cyrus lady gaga billie eilish justin bieber And the winner is… all of them

[@cindymichaud7111]

Hugh Dennis rocks

[@MrDOCTORDERPY]

Unfortunately, the thief of the year award could not be given out tonight.

[@Vincornelis]

And the award for the McDonalds with the best milkshakes goes to... oh...

[@jonathanfraser6738]

Sadly no one from McDS could attend but to accept on their behalf, im delighted that joining us live by satellite is a woman whose milkshakes brings all the boys to the Yard .Yes, its Kelis!

[@CorvusCorone68]

@@jonathanfraser6738 i dunno, i think r/tiktokthots could show her some stiff compeTITion (ohoho see what i did there)

[@bobbihughes4258]

Love this!!!!!

[@Mowgzzzzz]

This is so funny

[@jayro792]

And the winner of the award for sitting down doing F all in a studio goes to Dara O’Brien

[@IlGreven]

And the award for Burn of the year...stay on your step, Ed, it's not you...

[@kylestubbs8867]

Could someone explain 2:09?

[@johnbiggscr]

Turner prize is an art prize. Fly tipping is leaving rubbish and junk by the side of the road. The joke was how so much modern art these days looks just like junk that people have thrown out. Thus she mistook the entries for the prize as being someone trashing the place.

[@kieran7675]

@@johnbiggscr that's actually quite smart, way too smart for me lmao

[@atillagoktan2119]

Calm down by watching aquarium and underwater videos.😊😊

[@Dim4323]

And the slapper of the year goes to....will smith

[@CuriosityRocks]

ABK!! 😁🥰🥰

[@madscientist5189]

Anyone else think the red haired chap on the left (sorry I don't know his name) is like a posh, less absurd, stand in Milton

[@davimurph]

Alistair Beckett King. He's very funny. You're right, there is a similarly with Milton Jones that I hadn't spotted.

[@rebelraccoon9018]

He's nowhere near as funny as Milton.

[@CuriosityRocks]

He has a KZbin channel, it’s brilliant

[@ColinRichardson]

Anyone know the name of the pineapple shirt comedian?

[@Richey4RealCa]

Laura Lexx

[@ColinRichardson]

@@Richey4RealCa Thankie

[@chrisgarton4225]

And now the Tony for Best Musical for the millionth time goes to hamilton

[@jaggass]

I'd love to thank everyone and especially my chauffeur because without him i wouldn't be standing where i am tonight''

[@tomellis4750]

The award of farter of the year goes to.......

[@dynamosaurusimperious2718]

Nice video

[@chrisgarton4225]

And the award for Best Guitarist goes to… lil’ wayne

[@8964TS]

New topics needed, seriously

[@paulharrison2557]

MoGo for Newton Faulkner surely?

[@brandonhughes179]

Regarding the Mogo Awards, I think they forgot about Tori Amos and Alison Sudol🤨

[@jaggass]

And Ed Sheeran.

[@keepperspective]

ABK!

[@andrewfenn3019]

And the award for best improvised bomb goes to... *opens envelope* "This envelope will self-destruct in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. SHIT!" *BANG*

[@DD-fg8tl]

Mkgregor broke his legs kicking Katie prices

[@TalesNT]

I'm not british, what's the deal with "next up are the sexiest leg joints... and the nominees are-" joke?

[@chuckienorse]

Nommy knees, Nommy: adj. Good or favorable; delicious Knees: A type of leg joints

[@TalesNT]

@@chuckienorse Oh nommy as in nomnomnom

[@MrCommentGod]

BBC means Big Ben clock

[@grumpyoldman3458]

or ... Broken Biscuit Company

[@dragulouse2219]

Bbc referencing noel Clarke... oof

[@tonicdb]

“And the winner is - the bbc”

[@romainsavioz5466]

🤦🏻‍♂️

[@hassinbiva2430]

I am guilty of not laughing

[@MatiasGeraldoThe2nd]

I bet you’re sure fun all by yourself.

[@jdjdjfdjfjfj2588]

Shows us on the award where Noel Clarke touched you

[@massacrepromotionsofficial4302]

Definitely wasn’t their best panel

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@massacrepromotionsofficial4302 well your point of view

[@massacrepromotionsofficial4302]

@@romainsavioz5466 i mean it literally wasnt their best panel so its factual lmao few laughs here and there but wasnt as entertaining as it usually is

[@DD-fg8tl]

Rosskemp in epsons cell

[@tami8458]

Who's the redheaded dude?

[@douglasparkinson4123]

alisdair beckett king

[@tami8458]

@@douglasparkinson4123 Thanks 😊

[@rubywest5166]

You can find a bunch of his videos on KZbin too, it’s where he posts a lot of his material!

[@brandongill2577]

And the award for the trashiest TV programme goes to... that black bin with all the reality shows in it.

[@staygoldponyboy8881]

"And the winner of the 'music of white origin award is........."

[@andrewfenn3019]

My entry: "And the award for premature ejaculator of the year goes to........UNH! Shit!" *with a guilty look* "Me."

[@loitoh7492]

Ooh👍

[@javlonalibekov4413]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DD-fg8tl]

Tickle me transmo Christmas special

[@stephenmurphy2212]

My entry: And the award goes to Harvey Weinstein.. Oh wait sorry that’s from five years ago! Sorry, never mind! 😅

[@chrisgarton4225]

And the winner of most of the Oscars is… a movie that’s not a superhero movie that would be better if the main superhero was recasted.

[@nikolap92]

I wish Frankie was still on the show...

[@dickburn3016]

If he was still funny then yes but he rolled over for the woke mob

[@tasharch]

weird how nobody thinks of female singers as "ginger". Was thinkng of Florence Walsh.

[@SGlitz]

"This person deserves the award because they were actually the best of the best this year. Regardless of politics, gender or otherwise" never happen.

[@romainsavioz5466]

Or studio lobbying

[@Jell0zz]

Lol @ the production pretending they don't use laugh tracks by showing the audience.

[@georgecaplin9075]

I didn’t really focus on it too much but I did wonder for second how they got such a full-bodied studio laugh from the “audience”.

[@LrdSqk]

I think they do use the audience's laughter, there's a few times where you can hear a slightly lower quality voice in there, but they definitely boost it with pre-recorded tracks

[@darrenredden3289]

Painfully unfunny to watch...this show was far far far far far better 10 years ago

[@darrenrobinson9041]

It's ok to admit that you don't get the jokes.

[@darrenredden3289]

@@darrenrobinson9041 errrrr ok..sure.. whatever.,. I've watched this show for years, these jokes were watered down, rinsed and repeated crap

[@dickburn3016]

@@adamjones4606 he is obviously smarter than yourself and will actually watch the whole of something before commenting. Unlike you who I bet spits their dummy out and gets offended over nothing. Go back to your cry closet.

[@markc8956]

Mock The Week currently as it is. Proving people will laugh at anything,even if it's like this and NOT funny

[@webhead66]

srsly? Get a life and research the meanings of irony and sarcasm.

[@javlonalibekov4413]

One day as an ant was passing through the forest, a lion was beating an elephant. The ant also passed 1-2 kicks. The next day the ant was in a bad mood. Animels:What happened? Why are you in a bad mood? The ant says:I'm being blamed for elephant death. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ShiivaWilding]

This show has really lost a lot over the years, this was difficult to watch.

[@jeanfrancis8121]

Then go watch something else!

[@ShiivaWilding]

​@@jeanfrancis8121 I don't dismiss anything without giving it a chance. Moreover, mine and everyone elses opinions are valid, so kindly defer from dismissing them.

[@bazzakrak]

Well @@ShiivaWilding Jean did not dismiss your opinion, he/she just gave his/her opinion and told you if you didnt like it you could go watch something else. Dismissing your opinion would involve telling you to shut up or feck off

[@jeanfrancis8121]

@bazzakrak quite right! I have lots of free time now, but for decades, I had very little time for my personal pastimes. So, I have a decades old habit of dropping things that don't suit me, to focus on what I do like.

[@captaincymbal814]

Need to bring frankie Boyle back, stir up the pot a bit

[@romainsavioz5466]

He won't be back deal with it

[@rebelraccoon9018]

And Milton.

[@captaincymbal814]

@@romainsavioz5466 someone is a miserable shit🙈😬😂

[@davemeads859]

He's gone pretty woke tbh

[@romainsavioz5466]

@@davemeads859 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@x_8643]

That ginger bloke is completely unfunny

[@Kirsten_is_cursed10]

The audience disagrees. Anyway comedy is subjective, not everything is going to be FOR you, but only an idiot would state it’s not funny to anyone.

[@ajc1482]

Eh I don't find the ginger guy or the black girl funny.

[@FTV1005]

Ginger guys alright

[@rolandrat6493]

What the f&&k happened to this show. It used to be hilarious

[@grantwatson27yearsago14]

Yup... stopped being funny around the time Frankie left.

[@dickburn3016]

That was a long time ago!

[@adamjones4606]

@@dickburn3016 still awaiting a response about the use of your cry closet , I'm getting seriously weepy here & my CC is still out on delivery!

[@BiggusNickus]

Ah you're one of those Frankie Boyle fans. He's been gone for years, give it a rest mate. The show is still funny with or without him.

[@dickburn3016]

@@BiggusNickus not at all. I said it was a long time ago that it stopped being funny. I never mentioned franky boyle. Nice try at being a keyboard warrior. I bet you were so proud 9f your comment as well!

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[@raalvi]

An the award for most vegan, lesbian, filling for gender quota comedians is single show goes to…

[@andrewfenn3019]

*tick tick tick tick tick* And the award *tick tick tick tick tick* for best improvised bomb *tick tick tick tick tick* goes to *opens envelope* *tick tick tick tick tick* *BOOM*