Unlikely things to hear on a charity show | Mock the Week - BBC Sport Relief

[@harryforster602]

Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes. It doesn't have to be this way.

[@CalLadyQED]

They should change to metric.

[@liamm3367]

That’s wrong. Africa doesn’t have seconds they don’t even get firsts

[@tristangreene8581]

Support time manipulation

[@David-oq6sn]

Your profile pic makes the joke even funnier

[@LadyOfPurple89]

"Ooh, a penguin..." I love Russell Howard.

[@katyohanlon2465]

I feel like the real victory is getting Hugh Dennis to laugh

[@bethhe8889]

I'm from Portsmouth and that fc one is so true

[@Mattinator95]

BethTheBearCub not anymore

[@eamonahern7495]

"Oh a penguin...!" 🤣

[@EIlieGregory]

Russell's ADHD joke represents my sister so well cause she has ADHD and loves penguins 😂😭

[@cascharles3838]

Maxx Kroes do you have that clip?

[@jorembellen3244]

@@cascharles3838 kzbin.info/www/bejne/a6vWlY14bpinY5o

[@cascharles3838]

@@jorembellen3244 oh god. I'm terrified to watch. I can feel the second hand embarrassment already

[@cascharles3838]

@@jorembellen3244 AHA okay that wasnt as bad as I thought it would be. She was laughing

[@KT926]

On this special episode, Harry Hill has come wearing contact lenses... oh sorry that's Dara O'Briain

[@FreddieWoolly]

"And you may have noticed thank the show is a little shorter this year... yes its just the Dr who minisode since that is the only thing any one watches"

[@TimelostFlare]

And now, we'll bless the rains down in Africa.

[@jennyjohn704]

And presumably we'll also compare a mountain in Africa (Kilimanjaro) with a mountain in Greece (Olympus) and other poor excuses for lyrics....

[@pieterrosesmissen1589]

@@jennyjohn704 aah... that comment was To-to, er, I mean so-so!

[@RatelHBadger]

If they get stuck halfway, we might have a Weezer

[@darkin1484]

Miss this show. So much content.

[@kierajones4230]

I lived with a 3rd world family and lived in their tent for a whole week to experience true poverty. please donate to a family in Chatham.

[@darthmarticusLFC]

I live there :/

[@lewistodd7536]

Luke Foord Liar, you're using the internet!

[@KT926]

"Ooh a penguin!" ROFL XD XD

[@Tracymmo]

Liked the joke about putting the regular programming back on. I've actually heard US public radio stations (funded mostly by donations) get in more contributions during "pledge week" by telling people they'll end their fundraising drive a day or more early if they hit their goal. Works well!

[@SiliconBong]

"Everytime I click my my finger a child dies" said Bono. . ."Stop clicking your fingers" said someone from the irish audience, . . .

[@eerereps]

it's 4am and I have an important meeting in a few hours... Why am I here?

[@ep4everlegend317]

eerereps how did the meeting go? You still employed?

[@TakerKaneanite619]

@@ep4everlegend317 Doesn't bode well...

[@spiritfired]

Lol even he was surprised at the laughs he was getting at the Madonna joke :)

[@markt1387]

Loved Russell Howard's ADHD joke.

[@eclectica1]

All of the "points" should have gone to Kevin.

[@ilikecoldcase]

***** and if we reach our target of three million we will shave Dara O'Briens head...oh wait

[@pointyraccoon]

Hugh Dennis has such perfect delivery... Anything he says just makes me laugh like fuck

[@adecadewithoutlove]

I love how Andys Portsmouth joke is still true today... 2 years on.

[@theaether3124]

"for just £1 you can help a poor irish legless comedian regain the ability to walk again."

[@ianevans736]

Every pound you give leaves you a pound poorer. The most accurate things ever said on a charity show.

[@MrFitzonic]

2:38 Death stare from Hugh o_O

[@denkikaminari9341]

the ADHD joke got me

[@kylestubbs8867]

What ADH... ooh, a butterfly!

[@lewisdelariviere7497]

Every penny you give provides us with a new phone

[@lilangel2407]

Ha, I love this prog-oh a penguin

[@ElsJones94]

The Africa joke made my Hugh is sooo true!

[@jaggass]

''Less people in Africa will die a year if Bono stops clicking his fingers''

[@christopherking7192]

It should be "Fewer", not "less".

[@kylestubbs8867]

1:13 Story of my life.

[@owaffs]

"Well that was some shocking footage there, I don't think anyone cold fail but be moved and harrowed by that horrible piece of film, but err..." did you see the bit with that disabled kid trying to run? *giggles* cracks me up every time *wipes tear away from eye*

[@Nico_loves_u]

I can watch this for literally hours...

[@rjmurphyman]

Two brilliant jokes by Ed Byrne there - (Clicking & Shocking Footage)! He's on fire!

[@JPMM316]

“And remember every pound you give goes directly into my Swiss bank account”

[@Kerriangel]

"I'm Terry Wogan and if you don't donate to Children in Need, I'll take Pudsey's other eye!"

[@DuckyRoanNubbles3D]

As a real ADHD sufferer... I FIND THIS HILARIOUS.

[@ellenmelon771]

Every time... I click my fingers... my PA brings me a cappucino.

[@KieranFiferman]

I found Russel's ADHD joke hilarious, and I actually have ADHD.... :P

[@beeble2003]

🐧

[@dylanhodgson7605]

@@beeble2003 oh look a penguin

[@redjuicyapples]

The one at 2.28 was HILARIOUS!!!!! Love it!

[@jaggass]

''£9000 is going in my bank account after the show''

[@diehardrvdfan22]

But it's over 9,000.

[@ivTRiXJuMpShOt]

Basically the sport relief mile is where Hugh is running it to get away from Piers Morgan

[@brandongill2577]

0:40 PBS in a nutshell

[@ellenmelon771]

Hahahahaha loved the one about the free texts and calls! XD xXx

[@jaggass]

''Sir Terry Wogan has had to pull out of Children In Need but Jimmy Savile has agreed to do Children In Need as long as he gets to finish inside them''

[@WardyLion]

Michael Langley HAH! 👍🏻

[@Blazervitch]

Quality joke there lmfao

[@iBowlerHat]

Oh, a penguin!

[@hughesd95]

Last one was the best by far :D

[@ohannah1354]

Russell's ADHD joke keeps me wondering - wouldn't everyone get distracted by the sudden appearance of a penguin? Especially when it is in an area like Great Britain where there usually are no penguins in the wildlife? 🤔 And the more important question is: Why is there even a penguin? 😅😂😂😂 I know it's just a joke but still🙈

[@dylanhodgson7605]

I’m sure that they wou oh look a butterfly

[@colincourageous699]

Just great.

[@therox68]

Why haven't i seen this before? This is just great.

[@Xaru93]

I keep saying this is the last one I'll watch and yet...I watch another one and another one and another one...

[@janebrown1706]

That jacket is a great colour for Dara!

[@unwantedpoems2354]

"We despratly need your money, we are portsmouth football club" I didnt laugh at the joke my mind went. "So thats where you were born" haha ill leave byeee

[@kennyn1992]

Loved the ADH

[@dgbjackgibson]

This was uploaded on my birthday! Lol.

[@TheToffeesrule]

i have ADHD and then russell jokes about it 1:14 i still find it funny :)

[@timebomb4562]

we're the Portsmouth football team

[@Samara.Weaving]

01:13 Lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Silkki6]

How cool is that!

[@roxas66032]

my entry: trust me every penny is going to charity

[@NoezieXII]

@shadoweye10 The second one is Ed Byrne and the third is Hugh Dennis :)

[@chrisgarton4225]

We’re collecting money to keep three things forever, tom brady, the musical hamilton, and the 2017 beauty and the beast movie.

[@LordAaronus]

2:51 so that's how Chris Evans played the Human Torch

[@brynholder2956]

wrong Chris

[@gwishart]

It's Chris Evans, the British radio and TV presenter; not the American actor.

[@RobertBrownieJr]

i love hughes shirt! where can i get that?!

[@ediepedi]

2:37 um.... hugh....

[@saileshrp]

Genius!

[@novatime3214]

bring back frankie

[@KT926]

I'd say: "Next on Let's dance for comic relief, he's had a few drinks but he's gonna try his best to dance anyway... #We love to boogie on a Saturday night!!#"

[@iThinkz]

"Well, that was some shocking footage there, I don't think anyone could fail but be moved and harrowed by that horrible piece of film there.... but buy the single anyway, it's for a good cause!!!" XD He just keeps getting better and better!!! :L:L:L

[@superjoshrobinson]

2:16 my favorite XD

[@LOLROFLLFMAO]

best bits: 1:13 2:07 2:13 2:29 and 3:19

[@jasonworth7244]

I loled at the last joke! xD

[@animequeen20012003]

Andy Parsons, Ed Byrne, Russell Howard, Chris Addison, Hugh Dennis and Kevin Bridges

[@thewonderfulchoki1837]

wait a second is that a wild Russell Howard and a wild Kevin bridge's

[@sup3rh1k]

Kevin Bridges killed it!

[@TheJesterGirl]

This reminds me of 'Whose line is it anyway?'

[@CalLadyQED]

I serious thought he said, "build a whale." LOL

[@flyingemu98]

@PJayMartin the awesome part!

[@Levanoir]

Only Britons could consider a man in a tub of baked beans humorous.

[@famguy509]

every time i click my fingers...my PA brings me a cappuccino lol, Ed Byrne is hilarious, he should be a regular!

[@bodo-bing]

Dara wearing a tie feels weird.

[@rjellcome]

Look at Chris Adison at 1.33 lol

[@jaggass]

''Africans got themselves into this mess and it's up to them to get out of it goodnight''

[@stratocaster1986able]

2:37 LOL, look at Hugh's face. o-0

[@hoppjugallo]

We desparetly need ur money ... we are portsmouth football club :D lol

[@gyped]

what't the name of the comedian that does the teenager text message bit? i want to look up his stand up.

[@edwardharriss1463]

Just 5 pounds donation will bring Simon Cowell closer to building his new extension

[@SalaComMander]

Piers Morgan. Finally, a celebrity name drop that I recognized.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Please give generously or you'll never see your wife and kids again.

[@Rollthebuddah]

@GlophTheweb It doesnt specifically mean ADHD sufferer is distracted by Penguins..It simply means low concentration. I myself have ADHD. I know what I am talking about.

[@andrewf01134]

Can someone please tell me the name of the guy who says"You all send us a fiver and we put the proper telly back on"

[@shadoweye10]

What is the name of the guy on the second joke and the guy of the third joke?

[@mikespenser4013]

Here’s a photo of Boris Johnson without his pants on. Send us a fiver so we can make him put them back on!

[@zoezebra1]

1:12 - LOL!

[@kylestubbs8867]

1:12

[@MunchMan]

Unlikely things to hear on a TV Charity Show: "Thank you for all the money you gave that we are going to use to pay for the celebs to create next years Charity show."

[@Myriadfold]

loving how people thumbs up the jokes so its impossible to be suprised anymore >.>

[@cian634]

The Madonna one was good

[@Mediamonsta95]

KEVIN BRIDGES RULES

[@optimalhazza]

Every time I click my fingers... oh I'm 8 years early, sorry.

[@SaulG88]

Have the points ever not gone to Andy at the end of a round?

[@BartTibia]

All Portsmouth football players disliked the video :P

[@popazz1]

"Make Bono history".