"Here, you'll never guess who's dead" always gets me
@BSJC16087 жыл бұрын
First Name Surname I don't get it?
@kjamison59517 жыл бұрын
Xx Carreyett xX It's the way in which the line is delivered. When a death is announced, there's a touch of respect for the person who has died. Rob's delivery sounds like a bit of juicy gossip.
@OlliWilkman5 жыл бұрын
@@BSJC1608 It's like older ladies gossiping while having tea.
@xtheamazingax Жыл бұрын
It’s Dara’s chuckle afterwards that really puts the icing on the cake for this one. 😁
@kjamison59517 жыл бұрын
0:45 " 'Ere, you'll never guess who's dead!" LOL!
@jaggass6 жыл бұрын
''The defendant avoided a long sentence because he's dyslexic''
@isobelstrevens36937 жыл бұрын
We will now attempt to communicate with the victims of the cliff fall... U ALRIGHT MATE??
@bryrk7 жыл бұрын
2:50 That Holly Walsh joke about Andy is critically underrated I couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes 😂
@Tralby193 жыл бұрын
Is there something I don't get
@SuperMarioDWfan10 жыл бұрын
Mock the Week never ceases to get me!
@faisallewis59024 жыл бұрын
"And now over to our foreign correspondent. DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?" lmao
@gabe93888 жыл бұрын
You alright maaaaaaaaatttttteeeee!!!
@TheRealXboxNerd9 жыл бұрын
My entry: "A recent report has revealed that 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy"
@AmberTheFangirl9 жыл бұрын
+TheRealXboxNerd Hey it's cool to see you here
@Lord_Skeptic7 жыл бұрын
TheRealXboxNerd at least 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not grumpy
@rlinders99726 жыл бұрын
Your thumbnail matches the comment.
@Larakinerd4 жыл бұрын
You have caused confusion and delay!
@P0lkoli4 жыл бұрын
"A recent study provides evidence that"
@BedsitBob6 жыл бұрын
Dublin hospital has just opened a special ward, for unwanted twins. They've named it the Jedward.
@MedievalGenie5 жыл бұрын
I liked that.
@musefan123455 жыл бұрын
I definitely read that in Milton Jones’ voice.
@carlisroy66664 жыл бұрын
Isn't that Chris Addison's joke?
@jetfire85110 жыл бұрын
Could they just make Milton Jones one of the permanent panelists? He's easily the best person in the most recent seasons.
@peterjoyfilms7 жыл бұрын
Doug Glassman He's great but there are equally good and better
@FooBarBash7 жыл бұрын
Rob Beckett is on fire! And Milton
@stephenmurphy221210 жыл бұрын
My entry: "Right, sorry I took so long!... Hello. Welcome to the Late News!"
@kieranhughes40908 жыл бұрын
"And Caroline from Dagenham has got a terrific pair of norks"
@eclectica16 жыл бұрын
K J To be fair, that could have been something that Prince Philip could have been reported as saying back in the day.
@thehootsforce42014 жыл бұрын
Drama at the origami world cup, more on this story as it unfolds.
@jaggass8 жыл бұрын
''Liam and Noel gallagher have pledged their alliance to the so called Islamic State by going to Syria and forming a new band called OAISIS''
@dancingwithnature53035 жыл бұрын
🤦ohh dear! Quick note: I am chuckling though!
@JamesS8053 жыл бұрын
It’s real simple. I see Milton in the thumbnail, I click.
@gooscarguitar8 жыл бұрын
Why is the buzzer so deep
@aisey1008 жыл бұрын
Because it's had therapy.
@kieranhughes40904 жыл бұрын
Gooscar it’s got a cold
@TheTruthKiwi4 жыл бұрын
That's what she said
@angeredasha99599 жыл бұрын
Romesh's side just slaged each other off!
@Tralby193 жыл бұрын
What
@PsychoEdits3 жыл бұрын
@@Tralby19 Romeshs team basically used each other in their jokes.
@nicholasseaks958 жыл бұрын
An American schoolteacher was arrested today, charged with providing her students with hallucinogenic drugs. Investigators would have never discovered the ploy, had it not been for one student who described the many outlandish adventures he had, on Ms. Frizzle's Magic School Bus.
@TheTruthKiwi4 жыл бұрын
That long range weather forecast though
@kjamison59516 жыл бұрын
My entry: “Local news now … that snobby prat from number 42 has had his kitchen all done up.”
@musefan123455 жыл бұрын
Beckett on Fire 🔥
@Phyrostyxx4 жыл бұрын
"Donald Trump best demonstration of strength happened today, this heart-warming moment when he said : "I'm sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me.""
@leodb38946 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the ten o clock news and now our main story, it's been three years since my voice last showed any signs of enthusiasm and soon the wrinkles on my face will render me useless to my media overlords.
@theundeniablegem10 жыл бұрын
Best SWLTS in a while!!
@agaetisbyrjun5 жыл бұрын
Rob was on fire for this one
@reevethomas10834 жыл бұрын
3:09 Romesh is thinking “to better watch what you say here”
@jaggass9 жыл бұрын
''a woman says that the death of her husband has left a huge hole in her life that hole should be filled as soon as she finds another boyfriend''
@Lord_Skeptic7 жыл бұрын
we will now attempt to talk to the survivors of the cliff fall. i have told you once.
@edwardkinsey56806 жыл бұрын
My entry: Philip Schofield has died. He was Born 2000 years ago in Egypt and went on to star in the west end between 94 to 97 under the stage name Joseph.
@oldmanc26 жыл бұрын
One of the best!
@TheMultiGamerOfficial3 жыл бұрын
And now, some actual positive and good news!
@FirlowXD5 жыл бұрын
The Al Jazeera joke is legendary lmao
@FlameAdder7 жыл бұрын
Hahaha, Andy's reaction
@jaggass6 жыл бұрын
''Several McDonalds employees have gone on trial in Nuremburg. They claim that they were only following orders''
@abee25575 жыл бұрын
"today we have no stories about brexit"
@TomFynn Жыл бұрын
Any chance of a link to Caroline from Dagenham's terrific pair? Asking for a friend.
@NateSean8 жыл бұрын
Today on Fox News, "Everything Obama did that we agree with".
@jaggass8 жыл бұрын
''Everything that Donald Trump says makes perfect sense''
@HereticDuo6 жыл бұрын
Today on Fox News, *the truth*
@Nulono4 жыл бұрын
What does "gone strawberry" mean?
@theyorkshire14 жыл бұрын
It's a reference to Romesh's earlier piece about helping his child learn to read
@jaggass7 жыл бұрын
''Apologies about the comments i made earlier about the golf player and his handicap. I was referring to his average strokes during a tournament not a disability''
@gennybaratta24605 жыл бұрын
My entry: Donald Trump has been silent on matter
@aaronhurst43793 жыл бұрын
The Al Jazeera joke was great haha
@jaggass7 жыл бұрын
''I can't pronounce the names of the 2 Chinese men that were found dead so ill refer to them as 19 and 134''
@dodge101113 жыл бұрын
I almost chocked at Romesh's peanut joke
@chrisgarton42255 жыл бұрын
A man who had been swallowed by a whale escaped today, by running all the way to the end until he was pooped out.
@mattdickie46964 жыл бұрын
Colin Mocharie? Is that you? And why can't I spell your name?!
@Algahiem9 жыл бұрын
My antry: "A quick look at the papers now and here we see the Garield has eaten all the lasagna in the house while Andy Capp berated by his wife for lazing on the the couch."
@janemazurek25173 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Rob
@kaylanparekh64944 жыл бұрын
Who is the guy in the gray suit at 3:35
@jameswilliamson884710 жыл бұрын
Was literally watching this on BBC 2 just now Ahahah
@Tralby193 жыл бұрын
Was Andys about ramesh at 3:05
@Tiger516funny Жыл бұрын
Earlier in the episode. Romesh made a joke about someone reading a sentence but replacing the last word to make it weird, he gives the example of "Jack goes strawberry" Andy Parson's sentence is a reference to this
@ItsThatVogue5 жыл бұрын
Rob and Romesh were on fire in 2014
@ItsThatVogue5 жыл бұрын
@Alan Cogan 13 years later? No
@KatieB-pd3tf5 жыл бұрын
They should do unlikely things to hear on mock the week 😂😂
@niallh41944 жыл бұрын
"Good Morning, I regret to report that Michael Jackson has reportedly died in the early hours of this morning.... well he guess won't ever get to "beat it" again...if you know what I mean"
@aminahmed-df8ik5 жыл бұрын
Assallamu Aleikum, welcome to BBC world service. 😊😊
@robertwoods76636 жыл бұрын
And as you can see here we have footage of the school shooter being taken into custody by the police WAIT IS THAT MY SON?
@Spencerinio52 жыл бұрын
Oh god, whys Dara's darts gotten deeper?
@JaspreetSingh-bj2rt7 жыл бұрын
I like her
@deeya4 жыл бұрын
oh that Manchester United crack... If only they knew back then that it was only the beginning of the end.
@jimbo65195 жыл бұрын
Here’s one “Here I am in wonderful Blackpool”
@oliverjroebuck4 жыл бұрын
1:04
@dwaineturner37764 жыл бұрын
THE TRUTH... 🤷🏼♂️
@3Horus10 жыл бұрын
Rob is hilar
@importanceofbeinglearned3 жыл бұрын
As you can see from scenes behind me, the situation is dire as radicals are starting to slaughter every Syrian nationalist in sight. BBC news, Grimsby
@aagg61244 жыл бұрын
You almost forgot about it: brexit
@elaineb70653 жыл бұрын
The United Nations decided to crack down on billionaires...
@Thenextworldwar8 жыл бұрын
The sun is not actually going to go supernova, according to current research.
@LordAaronus5 жыл бұрын
if they really remove page 3 tho...
@sarcasmo574 жыл бұрын
Norks.
@jonathancooper49145 жыл бұрын
Unlikely things to hear on the news... Truth.
@borednow3 жыл бұрын
non uk here: what does "gone strawberry" mean?
@OwainCynanRoberts Жыл бұрын
uk here: I’ve no idea either.
@Tiger516funny Жыл бұрын
Earlier in the episode. Romesh made a joke about someone reading a sentence but replacing the last word to make it weird, he gives the example of "Jack goes strawberry" Andy Parson's sentence is a reference to this.
@crissy44459 жыл бұрын
Don't get the strawberry joke?
@henrikhyrup39959 жыл бұрын
+crissy4445 It was a reference to a joke, Romesh made earlier in the show.
@kiranash4728 жыл бұрын
crissy4445 it was a reference to what romesh said in the news reel one
@chazzybara8 жыл бұрын
Earlier, Ramesh describes teaching children to read is the most annoying thing ever. He says that when they see a big word they look around the page and pick out a word at random: "Jack. Went. Strawberry?" "How can it be that. How can it be jack went strawberry? Tell you what, if he went strawberry how about you do it to! Go on! Go strawberry. Stop crying and go strawberry. Go kiwi then! I don't give a shit!" Also links with the vegan part. At the start of the show, romesh mentions he is a vegan twice and dara tells him to open every part of the show with "as a vegan" he does so on the wheel of news portion. Milton implements the vegan thing and the jack went strawberry in his wheel of news routine, claiming his grandmother wrote the book "jack went strawberry" and he hasn't been popular with his family as a vegan.
@1969Kismet6 жыл бұрын
Halimations UK Gosh, you're good!
@BlueEyesWhiteTeddy8 жыл бұрын
Unlikely things to hear at a news programme: This is Fox news and water is wet.
@sempiternal_dysphoria2 жыл бұрын
why is this slowed and pitched down?
@Baileycake924 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain the strawberry joke? Idgi :(
@davimurph Жыл бұрын
It's a callback to an earlier part of the show when Romesh talked about teaching his son to read
@garethdebeer88277 жыл бұрын
I don't get the vegan joke?
@Munki7 жыл бұрын
Gareth de Beer one of Romesh's stand up bits is about his son "going strawberry".
@josh-gt9fm5 жыл бұрын
the buzzer...
@jessicaesmewilliams27645 жыл бұрын
jvoji What does the buzzer mean?
@DS-op5eu7 жыл бұрын
❤️🏃🏼
@GenericUsername-qp1ww7 жыл бұрын
*looks at CNN* "the truth"
@iball3103696 жыл бұрын
It would be Natasha Kerplunkska not ski. Ski male ska female. Just saying
@cyndersparadigm5 жыл бұрын
It's a play on the name Natasha Kaplinsky, who is (among other things) an actual newsreader. Just saying
@cirrustate86743 жыл бұрын
@@cyndersparadigm As well as a play on the game Kerplunk.
@chrisgarton42255 жыл бұрын
Vhy are ve speaking English?
@mitchellsmith24696 жыл бұрын
has Milton ever told a single funny joke
@BadWebDiver5 жыл бұрын
Tonnes!
@cirrustate86743 жыл бұрын
Only every time he's out there.
@ep4everlegend3177 жыл бұрын
Hugh Dennis Milton Jones and Andy parsons are always great... Rob Beckett just not funny
@_reuben_.7 жыл бұрын
The guy in the multicoloured shirt is so annoying
@perekorangiherewini-teawa38397 жыл бұрын
Man that guy in the lime coloured shirt is just plain annoying! Not even remotely funny! Get rid of him!
@glowstickcosplay6 жыл бұрын
My entry: Britain has successfully had a peaceful brexit