BBT ABRIDGED MOVIE - 1/3

[@jimmyandroid24]

"Let's go play a card game while standing completely still.....ON.....THE....GROUND.."

[@OriginaHikao]

I still wonder whether it's because of this joke that arc v runs around

[@stxrzu]

NNNNNNOOOOOOO

[@zed2336]

that's crazy talk!

[@frankjaeger1064]

You're insane!

[@garrettlee9511]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT CARD GAMES ARE BECAUSE I AM A WOMAN.

[@vuatson]

Jaden: “but I’m harmless! I couldn’t destroy anything!” every character from GX season 3: *stares directly at the camera like they’re on The Office*

[@sashawolfson3602]

Me: *Are you sure about that?*

[@KawaiiJackHonne]

*Kuriboh

[@imthetube44]

E P I C F OR E S H A D O W I N G

[@amirmohamed9327]

تبم ابا

[@likx0089]

axel brodie: really nigga? REALLY?

[@meliodasgloom1818]

I like how out of them all Jaden has the most regular haircut out of literally EVERYONE IN THE SERIES.

[@syratsukiano5913]

it's a kuriboh!

[@syratsukiano5913]

+Tytarion Daggeron it's been stated many times! I mean did you watch the rap battle?!

[@meliodasgloom1818]

+Syra Tsukiano Which one? To be fair though compared to the other pwotaginist his hair is the most normal

[@syratsukiano5913]

+Tytarion Daggeron Jaden vs Yugi and yes it is..... that's why they hate on him I think XD

[@meliodasgloom1818]

+Syra Tsukiano I dunno. I mean those epic manes inspire envy and lust for many a person

[@crowshroomm1256]

even after 8 years, this is still a gem.

[@ipoopthecar6506]

Indeed

[@AngeVNs]

I rewatched the actual Bonds Beyond Time movie since I'm catching up on the Yugioh series I missed Then of course I had to watch this cuz this Abridged movie is what got me to watch teh original BBT to begin with.

[@sriharshayadali926]

Jesus it's been 8 years

[@yeahitsstatic1410]

How about 9😏

[@ryunosukeakutagawa7325]

Make it 9 😎

[@Gameface9782]

*“Show him your junk!”* “What?” *“Warrior”*

[@diarykeeper]

Wip out your junk and wave it at him. wat.

[@Kaaffe]

Nice

[@bigguccimilli6923]

🤣

[@StupidWeb]

My friend and I quote this to each other all the time

[@alakazamlover4908]

i thought he was saying "wario" thank you for clairfying

[@emeriwiello4063]

Crow is LITERALLY the only one who sounds even REMOTELY normal in this. XD

[@jasongiddens8749]

Yusei is close to

[@reinerbraun898]

And Jaden

[@nileriver1632]

all the main characters do lmao

[@ericthemadscientist8357]

@@nileriver1632 except Jack

[@amirmohamed9327]

تيخان عمر يخ

[@MVangelmx]

Jaden :" But I'm harmless, I couldn't destroy anything!" Season 3: **doubt**

[@Montesama314]

Crazy demon girlfriend smirks from within his subconscious.

[@YasashiNoKage]

It was all because of her crazy ex boy/girl/whatever friend

[@medpackpapi_ymg4556]

Season 3 cast: *Starts Sweating* 😰😰

[@hughpayens4709]

The animation in the start is so damn Epic. Who would have thought that Yusei and his crew fit perfectly as a heavy metal band lol

[@PatternLand]

Well they look like they listen to rock music

[@DynamiteChannelist]

I didn’t know where it was from, so I looked it up. Apparently, that was the intro for the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie. Leave it to Adult Swim to completely rock at making a badass intro.

[@jackarot3959]

Did you hear every word this man just said

[@DaveRelph001]

@@DynamiteChannelist Adult Swim didn't make the song, it was done by the band Mastodon.

[@Narutass43]

Eh. Kiryu and Crow are so off model that I can't fully enjoy it tbh.

[@Koda5Ds]

"Can you take me to the past to see my parents?" "no, that'd be a lame waste of my power."

[@dracosmith7781]

Lame use of my power is the last part of the line

[@shereehi5539]

LAAAAAAAME

[@notplatatmium]

That’s kinda sad when you think about it though

[@MaesterMike]

I love the sudden, random appearance of Wario. It kills me every time.

[@chris.maharaj4054]

6:44

[@Dumbumbreon]

Agreed.

[@swallow_skyla3602]

Jack: "Card Games on Motorcycles? What the heck is that? C'mon Crow, let's go play some Card Games." While standing completely still. ON THE GROUND.

[@paperboyskull]

Swallow_Skyla Yuusei: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@thejellooverlord64]

+Swallow_Skyla NOOOOOOOOOOO

[@TheShapeH31]

+Swallow_Skyla *Gasp* ha ha ha oh thank God!!

[@assentfw]

+Swallow_Skyla noooooooooooooooooooo

[@TheKingofbrooklin]

+Swallow_Skyla What the shit are talking about ? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@MoonKent]

It's now canon, BBT Jaden is definitely living in April 2020. Why else would Venice be "apparently EMPTY!"?

[@Dragonfireprime]

That would explain it

[@theonegamer1033]

They are way ahead of their time. Have you seen how they duel? Like feckin 50 ft away from one another.

[@sarajane7432]

IM YELLING THATS SO ACCURATE

[@robertparkhurst4034]

So how long until we have Card Games on Motorcycles in real life?

[@Red-mg4ro]

Yeah, I'd buy that. But in that case, why the hell don't we have a duel academy?

[@Sabis2365]

"Yuesi! Whip out your junk!" "What?" "Warrior."

[@Marqrk]

Jack: Ok, now whip out your junk and wave it at him. Yusei: What? Jack: Warrior.

[@jayjayrodriguezhill6777]

Yusei "You can be my wingman anytime" Me-Boy I wish they'd do the whole 5Ds abridged!!

[@doomguy4618]

Jay Jay Rodriguez Hill let’s pray for GX first.

[@JensenYuki5236]

Doomguy46 from who? Little kuriboh or ShadyVox? Cuz ShadyVox already made one.....

[@sdcrocks]

Not by LK it wont be LK is doing a GX reaction show but not abridging it

[@ProlificPops]

I've been wanting them to do one with the guy who voiced Yusei here since this abridged movie came out but still no luck with it. *Sigh*

[@sorelaxxtm4363]

YESSSS

[@Reyalty]

5 years on and its still quality

[@FulgurHalcyon]

Rey comedy gold. Jesus. Back to the holy grail.

[@Jotunn96]

Reyalty 6 now lmao

[@robertodelosreyes7210]

Make that 6 years

[@jurxnator279]

Roberto De los Reyes 7

[@iamlearningjapanese5276]

KynasMalala 7 now lol 😂

[@misterzia01]

I absolutely love how when Akiza called motorcycles smelly, Yusei's voiced dropped a whole octave and told her to get out LMAO

[@leahs7799]

He turned into archer for a minute there

[@0640carlos]

Yusei: Jack look out! Jack: Crow look out! Crow: Wario look out! Wario: I'm a gonna win! LOL

[@epsil0gue246]

That exchange gives me life every time I hear it for some reason.

[@jonwootton2181]

It was one of the best parts of the video

[@Oat_meal_YT]

Lol

[@rawanaladdin7996]

Who is Wario?

[@jakeflash0364]

Roro Al he’s a Nintendo character

[@YuukiMarvellGames-Art]

"Remember, once u hit 88mph-" "Im going to see some serious sh*t?" "No, you'll be breaking the speed limit, so do try to drive slower than that!"

[@ohgodivewastedmylife4107]

This is one of the best pieces of dialogue in this movie tbh.

[@DynamiteChannelist]

I lost it when I heard that. Good guy Crimson Dragon. 👍🏼

[@OmegaChase1002]

The reason Jaden is in Venice is because he stated at the end of GX that he was to travel around and find people who needed his abilities to see spirits. So there.

[@goodmorninghinata-kun3322]

He can do what?

[@OmegaChase1002]

Dreamer511 See spirits.

[@goodmorninghinata-kun3322]

+Chase When? It's been a long time since I watched the show but that was something he could do? It's not as weird as magical items that let you turn into pharaohs or read people's minds but still that's weird

[@OmegaChase1002]

he talks to a dead guy whos obsessed with cats through the whole movie, man! and near the end of gx!

[@Alejandro333777]

Thanks they never dubbed it plus I was never fully loyal to gx anyways shrugs

[@Montesama314]

"But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!" *Yubel, Jaden's crazy invisible demon girlfriend, smirks knowingly from within his subconscious.*

[@Shadowslash1]

Oh come on, 4Kids told his they were all 'Sent to the stars' *burst into laughter on the floor*

[@pavelandonov3345]

I am still not sure on Yubel's gender to be honest

[@Shadowslash1]

@@pavelandonov3345 Its fine, she's a girl, but allowed herself to be experimented on in order to protect Jaden/Judai in their past life. What you see now is the result of that mutilation.

[@cherryshort9526]

@@pavelandonov3345 Yubel doesn't have a gender. I think. Or is there a gender where someone's 1/2 male and 1/2 female. Idk.

[@aksonnolasco4763]

@@cherryshort9526 Girl in America. Androgynous in Japan

[@bubbles093]

FOR THE LAST TIME, I'M DATING A MOTORCYCLE.

[@stxrzu]

why date a motorcycle when you can have me ?! yusei: tell her jack

[@bubbles093]

GIRLS ARE SMELLY

[@stxrzu]

He's right they are

[@tehdogerightoverthere8156]

+Otaku Kitten 1 WELL I THINK MOTORCYCLE'S ARE SMELLY!

[@thesweyy5999]

Teh Doge Right Over There GET OUT.

[@nerosoul2506]

“But why date a motorcycle when you can have me?” “Tell her jack!” “Because girls are smelly” “That’s right they are” “Well I think motorcycles are smelly” “get out.” “But” “Get. Out!

[@supremekingend8644]

The best best part of it

[@fatjoker6949]

@@supremekingend8644 100% TRUE

[@Abyss_Princess]

Well they are smelly

[@moncusoon9019]

@Yuya Sakaki Which one girls or motorcycles?

[@Abyss_Princess]

@@moncusoon9019 Girls

[@blahblahblah288]

Jacks voice....i CANNOT take Jack seriously in this. Everytime he talks, i just laugh. 😅😅

[@ProlificPops]

Is there any reason exactly why Abridged Jack has that voice? It's funny as hell but I still don't get the reference till this day.

[@marin4046]

@@ProlificPops I think that's the same or at least reference to the voice team4star gave to Napa in DBZ abridged

[@ProlificPops]

@@marin4046 Yeah, I did notice that his voice sounds kinda like Abridged Nappa except a bit more exaggerated. So is the joke supposed to be that he's like Yusei's Nappa equivalent like how Nappa was with Vegeta?

[@Ghost7065]

Whip out your junk... warrior.

[@RealGateGuardian]

It's Ghost Nappa Reborn

[@kukelhupf]

ShadyVox was such a great addition to the abridged community. Sadly he stopped his GX Abridged series. Out of all Yu-Gi-Oh series his is still my favorite.

[@LunaCookie]

I think someone could replace ShadyVox as the new voice actor for Jaden Yuki. Well, maybe ChiroBoy310.

[@BlossomPathOnStage15]

At this point the whole YGXTAS series is pretty much dead. I honestly doubt that it will come back ever.

[@j.j.r98]

@@BlossomPathOnStage15 :(

[@JoJoZiddy]

@@BlossomPathOnStage15 yeah its pretty sad. A few years ago X and Shady made plans to continue it together as Shady was in the Chazz episode. But for whatever reason, it just never happened. :(

[@obtuse186]

Not even 4Kids bothered finishing GX, so I'll cut him some slack

[@griffgoldsteinreference]

Metal Band 5ds is legit a dream come true.

[@bancon666]

that's team satisfaction before they split up :p

[@griffgoldsteinreference]

keny 19 ohhh I see

[@bancon666]

they wanted to have the gayest band name sadly Coldplay was already taken

[@griffgoldsteinreference]

Well Coldplay wanted to be the most idiotic band but sadly Nickelback took the cake

[@onesaucdragon]

+Griff Goldstein And probably ate it too.

[@TheRealChief613]

I love the voice of jaden in this series. props to who ever voice him!

[@mcardenas104]

Shadyvox voices him. You should watch his Abridge series of Yugioh GX, with xthedarkone.

[@amirmohamed9327]

نبهكاكتىا

[@dracosmith7781]

@@mcardenas104 dude he died

[@mcardenas104]

Draco Smith huh?

[@gazdubz]

Shadyvox real name Blake swift if I’m not mistaken

[@NEVERescapingLOVE]

yugioh 5Ds.... Dangerously Distracted Driving During Duel monsters.

[@Denter_g]

Ryyuki Shikiza Dangerously Driving Distractedly During Duels*

[@chibiprussia5574]

Is that a reference to Dodgeball?

[@diogamest3545]

Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.

[@hickorymccay2994]

DDDDD!

[@polisvarian9974]

"I'M GOING TO BUILD A SNOWMAN" Abridged Jack is a blessing to this Earth 😂😂😂

[@ryugakuroyami466]

"Your money is now our money, we will... Spend it on drugs!"

[@0123-q2p]

I fuckin love it so much haha Mastodon FTW!

[@amirmohamed9327]

مسخملخ

[@dbyfitness2939]

@@amirmohamed9327 this aint arabic

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

@@dbyfitness2939 arabia* if your gonna tell someone to speak english do it properly

[@GdoubleWB]

"Tell her, Jack." "Girls are smelly." "He's right, they are."

[@samsoliday2491]

aki: well I think motorcycles are smelly.

[@GdoubleWB]

+sam Soliday GET OUT.

[@samsoliday2491]

+GdoubleWB but...

[@GdoubleWB]

sam Soliday GET. OUT.

[@samsoliday2491]

+GdoubleWB Bes scene in the movie

[@hoots1225]

Sorry Jaden, but The Pharaoh in Season 0 will always be the closest thing this series has to Batman.

[@GokuBlack-ry3ot]

The closest thing to the "I don't give a damn what you want bitch" Batman.

[@literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992]

Sam Hoots So true!!!

[@theotherghostgirl337]

Also am I the only one who thinks the pharaoh looks like chucky in the first comics

[@androzani84productions85]

Sam Hoots what about Yuto?

[@kidboss7341]

you right remember when he killed people an said yo alot

[@mishtamoose8308]

8 years and this is still the best yugioh movie

[@yassinhafez1337]

Why it was cool idea but poorly executed to be fair just a lame cash grab in my opinion

[@mishtamoose8308]

@@yassinhafez1337 I was talking about the little kuriboh dub

[@yassinhafez1337]

@@mishtamoose8308 oh now we are talking I liked the most the part where Jack said it says yugi muto died a virgin and his last words is what have I done with my life

[@NEVETSGILBERT1233]

@@mishtamoose8308 Oh thank god cause I was going to say have you not seen dark side of dimensions cause that's the best yugioh movie however since littlekuriboh hasn't done that one yet ya sure this one is the best

[@mishtamoose8308]

@@NEVETSGILBERT1233 Oh yeah. With the movies made by the original voice actors, DSOD is the clear winner.

[@SolarisTwili]

"The audience is from Brooklyn" That sentence alone was enough for me to spit out my water and die laughing

[@ow124-k3z]

The intro sequence is fucking genius. Edit: 5 years later and I'm not quite sure which part of the intro I even meant. What are motorcycles?

[@jrwawak2000]

I love it too

[@zetsumetsunoli5191]

yep

[@MastermindAtWork]

The Classiest 👌

[@princess8305]

That was originally on the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Movie (with Mastodon) :) It's so great too ha ha

[@jinx_xeria4209]

jokes on them i dont have a wife

[@jurxnator279]

Paradox is like a fusion between Marik and Dartz, but its a fusion that requires to banish it materials from the field or the gy to summon

[@supersonicstyleatsonicspeed]

Tecnically, its more of a Synchro Summon where Dartz tunes Marik because of Paradox being more of a Synchro Summoner.

[@mfrebel7831]

That is a beautiful description.

[@supreme_king_obama1158]

@@supersonicstyleatsonicspeed I like the implication that if Dartz was a card he’d be a tuner

[@dudono1744]

@@supreme_king_obama1158 the seal kinda looks like the rings showed in synchro summon animation, just have to remove the lines

[@BlueLife03]

Nah they’re the same level so the have to be overlayed to XYZ summon

[@dlrmovieproductionsx6239]

Jack: Waldo stole your card!? Yusei: Jack. Jack: Yusei! Yusei: No. Jack: K.

[@jelliott7080]

lol

[@MrChillaxin2010]

I tried watching a bit of 5Ds to give it a chance, kinda hard for me to take Jack seriously after seeing this.

[@theguardian6195]

Make sure to watch the sub not dubbed because the dubbed made 5ds stupid.

[@JDG562]

+The Guardian What are the differences?

[@admontblanc]

+Jesus Gomez are you kidding?

[@admontblanc]

+Jesus Gomez no matter how good a dub you should always see subbed versions spoke in original language.

[@KiyosuGaming]

+Jesus Gomez Seriously, dub almost always take out pieces of dialogue and change it to crap, and the OST is different and the themes of shows can sometimes even change completely

[@VentusBDaPlayer]

"But I'm harmless! I couldn't destroy anything!" Wiggles eyes at GX season 3

[@chibiprussia5574]

@Jesse Quarnstrom Villages c:

[@ericthemadscientist8357]

Haou the Supreme king...

[@KaiganGhost]

SEASON FOUR! A HA HA H A A HA HA HA HA

[@anawaz189]

BWaddlleDeeGamer I mean what jaden destroy in s4?

[@CyanFlare]

he became a huge jerk

[@alexcruz4268]

“Why do you think he stoled your Stardust dragon” “Probably to humiliate me in front of my girlfriend”

[@blurthepirate1106]

Oh yusei you know I'd never be embarrassed by ....

[@YasashiNoKage]

For the last time, I'm dating a motorcycle!

[@alakazamlover4908]

@@YasashiNoKage but why have a motorcycle when you can have me?

[@brendonmccord]

@@alakazamlover4908 Tell her Jack

[@friescan2980]

@@brendonmccord Girls are smelly.

[@felipemirshawka7186]

FOR THE LAST TIME I'M DATING A MOTORCYCLE!!!!!!!

[@georgegkarlemos423]

GIRLS ARE SMELLY

[@brendonmccord]

He's right they are

[@Boohoomywifeisdeadguy]

I agree

[@TheQueensAce719]

Well I think motorcycles are smelly!

[@Boohoomywifeisdeadguy]

@@TheQueensAce719 *l e a v e*

[@oresti9271]

Yusei: I totally won that duel Jayden : but we are not dueling Yusei : da because I won 😂😂

[@rohanescobidal1145]

makes sense.

[@M3G4T3RR4]

“Look, I found him!” “You found Waldo!?” “It’s the guy who stole my card!” “Waldo stole your card!?” “Jack!” “Yusei!” “No.” “K.”

[@cope1861]

“I’m Jaden Yuki and I’m absolutely flawless” Now Jaiden, that’s what Kaiba thought until he got defeated by a 1000 year old pharaoh who lives in a virgins body over and over.

[@fatjoker6949]

BRO/SISTER CHILL

[@MidnightSonnet]

I think it was 3000 years

[@gemstudios3805]

He's 5000 years old get ya facts right

[@niserresin2006]

@@gemstudios3805 Technically it was 3000, but 4kids changed it because older is cooler or smth

[@mr.cifuentes1779]

Cant wait for Dark Side of Dimensions Abridged

[@imapopo2924]

I cant wait to see the movie itself....

[@mr.cifuentes1779]

Ima Popo i'll just watch the abridged version

[@GTM_]

Might take a while to script all of it.

[@momoirorabbit5137]

I can't wait either!

[@alexmcbride7563]

It will be fun to watch!!

[@rk_092neo]

I can never take Jack Atlas seriously after seeing this. "YUUUUSSEIII!"

[@legendarymemes1120]

@puffletastykakes3104 same

[@oresti9271]

I read your comment with kaibas voice in my head that is strange 😂

[@nerosoul2506]

BECAUSE SHUT UP

[@nerosoul2506]

SCREW THE MONEY I HAVE RULES!

[@vannvann3377]

Jack Atlas is better here than the anime

[@silverwolf1154]

ShadyVox voices Jaden better than actual Jaden from GX

[@anonymouspumpkin8296]

I honestly liked Jaden's voice actor in both Japanese and English

[@KingOfGaymes]

He actually sounds like a teenager with shady and not an adult trying to sound like one

[@neochungus3686]

Yami Yugi the sub voice is way better

[@ProlificPops]

*Shady voice:* "Ooooh, how about a little help Neos?"

[@Zukoiu]

I also feel the same about DBZ. The abridged voice actors sound way better than the originals... ^^

[@trempexwk9303]

Yusei: "Jack, look out!" Jack: "Crow, look out!" Crow: "Waldo, look out!" Waldo: "Imma gonna win!" 9 years and always gets a smile on my face, love the scene, so random.

[@ProtomanBluesOfficial]

Y'know... He said Wario lol

[@mysticmisc4585]

its wario actually

[@Red_Male]

ah waldo, my favorite maurizio character

[@artistanthony1007]

Lol Waldo.

[@blazejecar]

wait till littlekuriboh finds out the next yugioh anime has cardgames on hoverboards XD I can already taste the jokes

[@yetiornot5726]

blazejecar That's a joke.... Right?

[@Jasonthehyperdude]

Bobby DeWall no it’s internet surfing with tornadoes and stuff

[@patrickcastrogiovanni3764]

They actually did that in 5ds already

[@patrickcastrogiovanni3764]

@Jesse Quarnstrom I thought they were hovebords that leo and Luna use in the duel against Lester but I looked it up and they have wheels so I guess I stand corrected

[@funtimegamer8733]

@@patrickcastrogiovanni3764 oh thank god the world still makes sense

[@darthvader7888]

Yugi: Joey. Joey: Yugi! Yugi: There's something you should know. Joey: What is it, Yugi? Yugi: Card games with holograms. Joey: What? Yugi: I said, card games with holograms. Joey: I beg your pardon? Yugi: I said, card games with holograms! Joey: What the hell is a hologram? Yugi: You're kidding, right? Joey: Hey, Tristan! Do you have any idea what a hologram is? Tristan: Can't say that I do, Joey. Joey: Yeah. We don't know what that is. Yugi: But we use them all the time. It's our trademark. Joey: Why would we do that? Yugi: So that we can play card games with them. Joey: That sounds stupid. Yugi: Joey, you're scaring me. Joey: Come on, Tristan. Let's go play a card game, while sitting completely still... Joey: On. A. TABLE. Yugi: NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! [Wakes up] Oh, thank God.

[@hivestalker]

Darth Vader lol

[@theshadowphoenix98]

Darth Vader WOW, YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO?!

[@ShiroAwk]

That person who ate your shoes Dude u actully failed, he changed the text, so it became another joke.

[@theshadowphoenix98]

Y2Blue What does "actully" mean?

[@ShiroAwk]

Actually*, ohh no i misspelled a word what a disaster. U still failed hard tho.

[@younutube1]

Paradox: Im here for the one who destroyed the future Jaden: look there must be some kind of mistake im Jaden Yuki Parradox: Yes that is right Jaden: but im harmless i couldnt destroy anything (Says the former supreme king who killed innocent lives)

[@inorbocus]

tom sviklan Later Yusei: Good job, Jaden. Way to endanger innocent lifes...

[@dat1guy260]

tom sviklan He didn't kill innocent people. He killed innocent lives, like axel Brodie, who held Syrus hostage cuz a evil guy trying to destroy the world told him to. And weird people like Jim crocodile cook, who made out with a crocodile. Ya know, supreme King jaden is better than regular jaden.

[@amirmohamed9327]

@@dat1guy260 اناخ

[@amirmohamed9327]

لتلها

[@whateverkat8122]

Dat1Guy And then Axel risked his life to save them and Jim also risked his life to save Jaden. 😑

[@Liex59]

That entrance for Jaden is the best scene to me. "Y'all gon make me throw a face down up in here, up in here" lmaooo

[@leahs7799]

Has been my ringtone since this came out

[@jaxon3863]

Jack: YOU FOUND WALDO Yusei : ITS THE GUY WHO STOLE MY CARD Jack: WALDO STOLE YOUR CARD? Yusei: JACK Jack: YUSEI Yusei: no Jack: k HA HA HEHE

[@CyanFlare]

if only Yugi can say no to Tristan

[@amirmohamed9327]

غعلعا

[@linguinox0_z0nex]

Read this when it came on

[@thezonienthusiast473]

5:19 Something tells me that if Joey and Marik had a child, that's what it would sound like.

[@stxrzu]

lol

[@ruthiehenshallfan99]

He reminds me of Dartz.

[@mr.cifuentes1779]

+ruthiehenshallfan99 Its his great great grandfather he said it himself so there

[@mr.cifuentes1779]

Its probably because all 3 are voiced by the same guy

[@SpaceViking2000]

And raised by Dartz

[@Username-mk4pr]

Jaden: ITS A GOOD THING I PLAYED ALL THAT ASSASSINS CREED-

[@leewolffe7050]

@Ella Pfeifer i think they call it the 'sicker-effect' in the games

[@artistanthony1007]

@Ella Pfeifer I mean I'm a better driver by utilizing these tips from this seperate series while playing racing games so guess it could work.

[@ballincruzer511]

Dude abridged Jaden is the best thing to come out of this movie special! He’s absolutely flawless!!✨

[@averagegamer6831]

Besides the fact that he slanded Martin

[@howaboutno4109]

Yugi's last words were: Oh God! I wasted my life!

[@vaniljacob]

Ironically, Kazuki Takahashi repeats over and over that he will be married to Tea in the future, but heh, given the history of the series and its tendency to make or break relationships (including Joey and Mai, which he had control over), I would be taking that with a grain of salt.

[@mistertapman]

Kaiba definitely wrote the whole "died a virgin" thing, even if it doesn't actually make logistical sense, he somehow did it anyway. (Edit: if it wasn't abundantly clear, this is just a headcanon)

[@thegamerator10]

The BBT Abridged opens up on "Nyehs" to the THX theme. Genius. XD

[@TheCursedHikari]

Let's go play a card game. While standing completely still. On. The. *GROUND.*

[@117blingbling]

+TheCursedHikari NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Aquilenne]

+TheCursedHikari Interestingly, Yusei actually never had a single non-riding duel after he got Shooting Star Dragon. Clearly this is Jack's plot to negate Yusei's Accel syncro, while leaving scarlight nova dragon untouched.

[@DatCrazyOokamii]

+TheCursedHikari What?!?!? Th-that's unheard of!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@TheCursedHikari]

TheEponet Damn I never even noticed that until you pointed it out XD

[@magnasupreme]

+TheEponet yes he did against aki in the hospital and ager the spider guy/ rally

[@KattyNya]

*And then Jack turn to Yusei and said "Come over here and kick my engines into overdrive"* . . Bro I died hahahah 🤣😂

[@yourlocalsliferslacker7858]

As a fanfiction writer I feel like I should write that down

[@augustdearest]

*Yusai:* That's Yugi Moto... What the hell is wrong with his hair? *Me:* **Looks at Yusai's hair** Bruh, yours is just as bad

[@WarTex]

but Yuseis more edgy ^^

[@duskbringer4583]

Jaden has... Relatively normal hair. Compared to other main characters.

[@augustdearest]

Riku Nurminen Yeah but his looks like a kuriboh

[@Wulfy294]

+Lozza Carlotta Obviously it has to be kuriboh.

[@duskbringer4583]

It is not his hair- It IS Kuriboh. ...Go poke it, and it will bite. You'll see.

[@aguywithalotofopinions412]

Even in an Abridged series Crow can’t stop being the most the most likable guy in 5ds

[@wuzittooya]

"But why date a motorcycle when you can have me!?" "Tell 'er, Jack" "GIRLS ARE SMELLY" "He's right, they are :U"

[@literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992]

Wutzit Tooya Aki: "Well I think motorcycles are smelly!" Yusei: "Get out." Aki: " But Bu-" Yusie: " *GET*. *OUT*.

[@wizkidgamer9942]

She can make me ad smelly as she wants, just saying...

[@solrachernandez3389]

Jack is the Tristan of yu-gi-oh 5D abridged 😂😂😂😂

[@yami-no-kami3586]

I'm absolutely sure his voice gives him super strength as well.

[@solrachernandez3389]

@@yami-no-kami3586 most likely lol

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Why? Why did they let him breed?

[@solrachernandez3389]

@@aprinnyonbreak1290 No idea I thought Yami said they weren't going to let him do that clearly they failed tsk tsk tisk

[@ahnachester8330]

...sh*t, your right!🤣

[@Jayyemi]

I love how Jaiden is literally just Sonic the Hedgehog

[@nileriver1632]

*and then jack said, “get over here and kick my engines into overdrive-“*

[@adamhoward2377]

Here, Snarf! The other page, Lion-O Snarf Snarf.

[@mikaylamorsy4115]

Years later and I'm STILL laughing my ass off and loving this.

[@dragonerd5305]

"I totally won that duel." "We weren't even dueling!" "Duh, because I won." Yeaaaah.. Yusei became arrogant after spending too much time with Jack

[@dracosmith7781]

And Jack fell in love with yusei

[@supersonicstyleatsonicspeed]

@@dracosmith7781 No

[@dracosmith7781]

@@supersonicstyleatsonicspeed I never said yusei felt the same, I was just referring to Jack's comments in the video

[@Tramtrapper09]

Jaden: Cyrus Cyrus: Jaden? Jaden: There's something you should know Cyrus: What is it Jaden? Jaden: Card game academy Cyrus: What? Jaden: I said card game academy Cyrus: What the hell is a card game academy? Jaden: You're kidding right? Cyrus: Hey Chumley do you have any idea what a card game academy is? Chumley: Can't say I do Cyrus Cyrus: Yeah we have no idea what that is Jaden: But we go there all time, it's our trademark Cyrus: Why would we do that? Jaden: So we can learn to play card games Cyrus: That sounds stupid Jaden: Cyrus you're scaring me Cyrus: Come on Chumley, lets go learn to play card games by reading the rules... Cyrus: From. The. Rule book Jaden: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (Wakes up) Oh thank god

[@TitoVladez115]

This is so perfect I can't even. XD

[@floricel_112]

+Jorge Albuja but that's not all. Somewhere, buried deep on the comment section, rests the action version containing the cast of season 1 of yugioh.

[@jerrycisneros9973]

Uh...jaden only knows chumley and syrus because of the academy if the academy doesn't exists they never would have met

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

Actually Chumly wouldn't say anything, just make noises

[@StrawHatBrown]

Is it bad I read this entire speech in Sephereix voices?

[@cyberdarkturtle6971]

I love how yusei unironically gets more personality and development in this than heh does in the real show

[@yumalove7223]

really how

[@USMCrecruit09]

“….. Ah-Haha, Ah-Haha-Haha …. ….. Ah-Haha, Ah-Haha-Haha …. “ Always gets me 💀

[@ObeyDaFist]

"Jack, look out!" "Crow, look out!" "Wario, look out!" "I'mma gonna win!" Best random cameo in any abridged movie... ever!

[@daltonbarries3529]

Jack's voice is the best thing ever, not gonna lie

[@amirmohamed9327]

خلمكغحتماكن

[@hunternichols9463]

Agreed

[@spongeyspikes09]

So much better than the og dub

[@Chaosmarauder]

TESTING TESTING ONE TWO THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@dracosmith7781]

@Straight Jacket and that's how yusais parents died somehow

[@emeraldglowodraws]

The Mandark laugh stabs me in the gut everytime

[@artistanthony1007]

*AHAHAHAHAHAHA, Say Goodbye Pwotagonist*

[@gayliljaehyun]

i cannot believe this was in 2011 and i still remember all of it

[@Theoriginalotaku96]

I know. You just made me remember that 2011 was almost 10 years ago. This literally feels like yesterday.

[@TheMasterplanter]

Just the beginning is enough to make my day happier.

[@azurai3934]

I like Abridged Jaden more than GX Jaden.

[@AndreiSkelepina]

Like both but he is priceless here.

[@doorbladder5735]

Shadyvox or Sephirex? Personally, I prefer sephirex

[@Andreu0rtin]

Sylveon05 I like a bit more Shadyvox but you know both are pretty cool.

[@williamhorsley8743]

Andreu Ortín Borràs personally I prefer subbed Jaden.

[@emeriwiello4063]

It's funny because after watching this, I'm so used to hearing this version of his voice, so going back to watching the regular, his voice sound so weird! XD

[@tdarkhorse4]

"I came." "What?" "To the past." "Ohhh." "But I also had an orgasm." "Ewww." "Ha! Nice!" Jaden really shouldn't be funny but he just is. I'm not even sure why that's funny.

[@robbys5236]

3:48 Yes. That's my worst nightmare, too. I'd probably have a heart attack if we ever played card games while standing completely still on the ground.

[@firepuppies4086]

"I'm going to tear the happy right out of your soul." "Tried that, didn't like it, I enjoy the happy."

[@amirmohamed9327]

نيخملاناكخماماممخحخححححمممممممبكبلم اتتتننملاا

[@dracosmith7781]

Yep though he's more like balanced happy instead of stupid happy post season 4

[@felipesernatoro9244]

Yusei: Look, its him! Jack: you found waldo! Yusei: its the guy who stole my card. Jack: waldo stole your card? Yusei: jack... Jack:YUUSEIII!! Yusei: no. Jack: k. :(

[@theshadowphoenix98]

Kaiserpt pt WOW, YOU WATCHED THE VIDEO TOO?!

[@linguicaguy]

That person who ate your shoes Of course not. Why would you think he did?

[@Storm_Bird456]

That person who ate your shoes oh, it's you...

[@Voldarok]

You missed the obligatory time stamp. 9:03

[@RibonChanlovesyoulovesyounot]

Luna: Check out what we found on the Internet. Snraf, snraf. [whatever she said :/] Yusei: And then Jack turned to Yusei and said: "Come over here and kick my engines into overdrive."

[@RibonChanlovesyoulovesyounot]

Yes.. I do apparently....

[@KillerOrca]

+Ribon Chan TOP GUN REFERNECES

[@RibonChanlovesyoulovesyounot]

Orcaman15 Thanks!

[@fuhkishoga5130]

THE OTHER PAGE

[@gabeitches87]

Lmao

[@EddyBinxEB]

Good to see Team Satisfaction do a reunion concert at the beginning of all this.

[@KingRoni1222]

6:50 to this day, I STILL love this scene.

[@yourlocalsliferslacker7858]

Honestly I wish I could just have this scene in a manga

[@DarkfoxTamamo_21]

Yusei show him your junk. Yusei: what? Jack: Warrior. Show him your junk warrior

[@peachyjeans9871]

The dating a motorcycle bit, this is what went through my head. Haru: Probably to humiliate me in front of my boyfriend. Makoto: Don't be silly Haru-chan, you know you could never- Haru: For the last time, I'm dating a pool. Makoto: But why date a pool when you can have me? Haru: Tell him Nagisa Nagisa: Some people suck Haru: That's right they do. Makoto: Well I think the pool sucks! Haru: Get out. Makoto: Bu- Haru: Get out.

[@brandoncastellano1858]

50% off was a gift. But free was nice.

[@niko7877]

You know now that I'm watching this after 4 years and have grown up I can understand a looot of references and words that I didn't before. And that's what makes it worth watching again

[@totalwartimelapses6359]

I love how LK STILL uses the Orichalchos theme for every supposedly intense scene, from the duel with Marik to this movie

[@harleydeboehmler7981]

Jack's voice is easily one of the most over the top cliché voices of his kind I've heard in abridged series, but the way his annunciation goes perfectly though the tones it does just fucks me up. Very good

[@Reaqua-hm5dh]

10 years and little kuribohs voice work is still wonderful to listen to

[@cobaltlance18]

11 years later. Still perfection

[@TheQueensAce719]

Yusei, show him your junk- What? Warrior! Show him your junk warrior! I've got a better idea. (Summons monster) Ok, now whip out your junk and wave it at him! WHAT?! Warrior! Bruh! I'm dead af!! 😂😂😭💀

[@mysticmisc4585]

same bro

[@overlordelektro7940]

And now protagonist watch as I turn your favourite monster into a Cwappy 3d effect AHAHA AHAHAHAHA AHAHA AHAHAHAHA

[@colea3107]

What's the song that plays when he summons stardust

[@TheQueensAce719]

@@colea3107 Danger Zone

[@colea3107]

@@TheQueensAce719 nah, that was the song jack was singing

[@lightsoforion2724]

iM bAtMaN!...

[@FVN-Addict]

No Mokuba, you are not

[@shutupberdly]

Shut up, Mokuba

[@aiden1679]

No, your kaibaman

[@RealGateGuardian]

Shut up, Charmander, i mean Mokuba!

[@Yusuf12136]

Shut up mokuba

[@carsonlikepotato]

YYYYYUUUUUUUUSSSSSSEEEEEIIIIIIII

[@evergreenpone5779]

+Gamzee Makara What?

[@giggityking6505]

+Evergreen Pone Card games on motorcycles.

[@carsonlikepotato]

hi

[@syratsukiano5913]

*fangirl squeel* WE LOVE YOU YUSEI!!!! *does head bang holding up rock on sign*

[@giggityking6505]

For the last time, he's dating a motorcycle

[@KaiganGhost]

Jaden: y'all gon make me get my game on up in here, up in here Jaden: Y'all gon make me throw a face down up in here, up in here

[@noahmishael6541]

I did not know that I needed Yu-Gi-Oh death metal in my life but now that I have seen it I can’t live without it Seriously and makes way too much sense if you think about it

[@callameg9917]

Jack Atlas Abridged singing Danger zone *Narrows eyes* Perfection

[@rowanthearchitect3227]

Somehow it's the second best part of the movie, right behind "We're Yugioh"

[@thomasrichardson1519]

yusei: what the hell is wrong with his hair have you looked in a mirror lately

[@slynthehedgehog8061]

Fun fact : Yusei hair is heavily inspired by Takahashi's own bedhair. He wake up with that awesome hair style !

[@bigguccimilli6923]

Slyn TheHedgehog how does he wake up with hair like that😭

[@slynthehedgehog8061]

@@bigguccimilli6923 Don't f***ing know, but I like that idea.

[@gemstudios3805]

Thank you thank you I mean like seriously

[@MUSEIGENHonokaTV]

11:07 Yusei: I came- Paradox: What!? Yusei: to the past! Parodox: Oh... Yusei: But I also had an orgasm! Parodox: EWW!!!

[@Rangelkid]

Jaden ha nice

[@jacoblester5822]

Paradox: But how. how did you follow me to the past? Yusei: I don't know!

[@CyanFlare]

Jaden: damn son that is one kick-ass motor- Yusei: your not riding one Jaden: worth a shot

[@amirmohamed9327]

تنلخل اتنت

[@SolarisTwili]

Paradox: And now I am going to leave this timeline, FOR NO REASON! Ahahahahahahahaha

[@ethancobabe2420]

I want this metal song to be the actual "turn off your phones" message at movie theaters.

[@derrickbartledoo2680]

Mastodon - Linoleum Knife

[@LiveNiceness14]

9:30 Yu-Gi-Oh has been turning things to dust before Thanos made it cool.

[@AD-nv7nw]

God this is such gold, shadyvox's jaden made me really like jaden even in the real series

[@blu42nj]

He would play a good Sonic IMO