Bdubs Secret Life :: I Hate Someone Else Now

Bdubs Secret Life Minecraft Episode #7. Go to www.holzkern.c... and use code BDUBS15 for 15% off!
Secret Life is a new SMP series started by Grian where we have 3 lives to live and 30 hearts per life with no health regeneration. We are each given a secret every day that we must complete for a reward or there will be consequences!
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[@bdoubleo]

sassy voice bdubs here to remind you to get a good Christmas present for once and check out the naturally goodness holzkern has to offer! www.holzkern.com/bdoubleo100

[@bluebunnykiller9497]

Yessir

[@merle25168]

Almost 😅 but I hear Kerin and not Kern🇩🇪

[@clutterbot7279]

"hoits-kerrin!" xD the best part is, i was so happy to hear about the free international shipping, as someone who is used to youtube sponsors being for american products exclusive to america and canada, and then i got considerably less excited as i found out the business ships from the city i live in 😂 😭

[@airl10]

Its like a two-sided love triangle: Bdubs loves Etho, Etho loves Cleo, and, uhhh, Cleo tolerates Bdubs.

[@andrejosue98]

Cleo loves Bdubs friend, Cleo

[@darkdragoness5]

Bdubs is Cleo's second favourite son

[@CheeseThePurpleDragon]

A love line per se

[@irisirisirisirisirisiris]

while etho and joel also got their own thing going on…

[@KroltanMG]

It's like the triangle musical instrument, there's a missing connection between the vertices!

[@disaace]

"ARE YOOOU TELLING ME YOU WANT THIS SMOKE?" slayed me.

[@100percent-]

- Impulse, 2023

[@rossramirezfilms]

I need bdubs and etho to make a two player series sometime soon. They're so funny together

[@miguelangelsb_]

It would never be as good as a Team Canada series

[@Dyl6886]

Honestly I disagree, as much as I love team Canada, the two of them could potentially be just as funny but in a completely different way!

[@Elaret]

This would be great with a third person too like in their OOGE videos

[@rawpotatofella9654]

@@Elaretthe good old days

[@sanderbenning1182]

@@Elaret I hope we get a Bdubs, Etho, Gem trio series at some point

[@Captain.Mystic]

"This series used to be so nice and now its all kill kill kill" - Etho, responsible for the third impact last episode

[@mace4978]

literally lol

[@consensuslphisk]

Just in time for Gem to carry out the Hermit Instrumentality Project this episode

[@BronsonBurningham]

based eva reference

[@andrejosue98]

To be fair, everyone that died from the Warden died because they messed up. They shouldn't have been around where the Warden was lol

[@tytoalba605]

Its because the life series is ment to be short so 8 or so episodes And not enough deaths happened so far so starting this episode they swapped from non damage tasks to mostly damage based tasks to hasen the fnale as this is episode 7 and as a weekly thing its pulling from the players time especially as its now the holiday season and most are married with kids. So its not that they wouldn't do a longer colab smp but they have to be done by a set time. So blame the starting time plus this year has been buisy for the players hence why not all the regulars joined this series.

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

"I thought the self-deprecation was humility, but it was just honesty, and I appreciate that" Bdubs youre amazing

[@Evie0h]

Did you mean self depreciation? Or did he say deprecation?

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

I meant self-deprecation, as google puts it "modesty about or criticism of oneself" I was just paraphrasing to make it sound snappier and even more comedic@@Evie0h

[@glitchedjson4042]

bdubs continuing to do the sassy voice, even when his task was replaced by the infection, that is peak comedy right there!

[@Jervenshmine]

Oh yeah, I forgot his task was replaced by that lol

[@MuradAli-wc9js]

At the start pearl asks him what he's got and he says it'll be interesting so he would have maybe stopped much earlier than what you suggested.

[@menbah]

He failed it even before that when they asked him to point him towards the nether portal. So shell shocked by the bomb he forgot his task.

[@Awitshani]

It's so funny! I'm dying here😂

[@Sock-Monster-Simian]

"Yeah, that sounds sassy." Bdubs is so funny. He just gets the perfect tasks for his personality.

[@Nyah420]

Bdubs' relationship with Etho is one of my favorite parts of this series. Every other moment these two get to talk it's like a sitcom all of a sudden. lol

[@Flippirino]

Etho taking an arrow (blocking an arrow) at the end for Cleo is quite wholesome.. Even though it was the end of session

[@Pathfinder-qp1he]

i agree i love them sm

[@whatwhatwhatttttt]

im going to be devastated when this series ends i love their team too much

[@Rosa-yf2pl]

ikr!!!

[@Sohcahtoa14]

I love how the reds didnt even matter this session, martyn seems like a blade of grass compared to the chaos of this session

[@wires-sl7gs]

You could say he was little piece of wood, lol.

[@fjolliff6308]

Gem wins the Chaos Champion title today.

[@benja1378]

I found that task pretty lame tbh, had nothing to do with secret life anymore, it overwrote all tasks, couldn't be guessed and was just a lazy excuse to end the season earlier (understandable but dont like how it was done)

[@wires-sl7gs]

@@benja1378 Yeah, all of the interesting tasks getting overwritten and pretty much not mattering kinda sucked, but I still think it was pretty cool though, especially with how Zombie Apocalypse-like it was, I don't think that's quite been a thing before.

[@willowpalms7984]

@@benja1378yeah agreed. I understand why they don’t want the series to be too long (Christmas holidays) but also. Man. This was such an obviously forced way of doing it, and I wish they they’d just let it happen organically. I wonder how this session would’ve gone had we not had the apocalypse. Secret life was shaping up to be the best life series imo and then this session really just sorta ruined it for me lol

[@darthraiden8740]

Task Idea: Etho's Task: You are Grian's butler, and must do all he says. But you can't let him or anyone else figure it out, or you fail. Grian's Task: You are Etho's butler, and you must do all he says. But you can't let him or anyone else figure it out, or you fail. These tasks I think would be super funny together, to see both people trying to butler for each other.

[@zacharyjackson7584]

That might end up being halarious

[@ImminDragon]

I feel like this would work better as an early series task and with more people. Imagine five or six greens in a big loop trying to subtly help someone. Everyone in the group would be confused why they all keep interacting and also think that the others all helping each other will cover for their own actions.

[@nuttyrawr]

What? This is too similar to a more complex task that Mumbo just did and died from.. It's better to suggest unique & undone tasks.

[@darthraiden8740]

@@nuttyrawr Correct. Except Mumbo's task was not the first butler task either. The reason this one is fun is that both Grian AND Etho have the same task, and yet they can't tell each other. The point of my suggestion was just to give an idea to the secret life people behind the scenes, who put the tasks together, to edit as they wish. Maybe it would be better with Grian as Etho's butler, Etho as Scott's butler, and Scott as Grian's butler. Who knows, but I'm sure the task makers can come up with something hilarious!

[@nuttyrawr]

this task honestly just feels like multiple already-done tasks jumbled together for me personally

[@DylanSpader]

Give Mumbo a sideways grave

[@sarahlandis289]

Yes please

[@mat99rich]

I love how Gem's task overrides the others tasks but Bdubs just kept doing his task anyway. It made this so much better.

[@shbjee]

Watching bdubs go from 30 to 1 heart a second episode in a row made my heart palpate

[@thenopequeen]

I think you mean palpitate. Palpate is feeling something with your hands to try to identify it, usually feeling body parts to identify issues

[@knulllord654]

By zombie too

[@tonyace87]

You guys surrounding Scott was so funny to me. The "slight caution" when he walked up changed so quick to "iMMeDiAte CONCERN"!

[@skepsisftw]

Tango coming and sweeping Bdubs horse is like one of the funniest moment ever in life

[@natalie9402]

"oh, a horse! just what i needed :)"

[@j-bob_oreo]

swiping ?

[@snufss]

god your life seems boring

[@tanodrea]

Impulse yelling “thank you” with his dying breath as Bdubs cut him down was hilarious😂

[@justsomenightowl7220]

was that his task? to be killed?

[@Ekipsogel]

@@justsomenightowl7220he was a fake boogeyman

[@skyechen2673]

At this point, it would be poetic for Bdub's last life to be killed by a Zombie again LOL

[@dbseamz]

If Cleo goes red and eliminates him for a task, would that count? Or does it have to be an actual zombie?

[@TheOmNomGirl]

episode should have been named "reading comprehension" to match ethos "listening comprehension"

[@nanamacapagal8342]

Anything for ethubs crumbs

[@benpelrah]

Etho is like the wise old man that lives on the hill that everyone adores.

[@mkks4559]

"I thought it was humility, but it turned out to be self awareness" is one of the funniest things ever. Edit: Don't mind me using this comment as a task suggestion: You have to say at least 5 suspiciously specific, but accurate sentences. For example, "I *haven't* stolen diamonds from somebody's chest", or "I *didn't* trap someone's base".

[@kylonhollier838]

the subtle roast 😂

[@stopmotionbrickstudios4855]

(Referring to Mumbo) 1:55

[@glareninja]

pretty sure the title was “i hate some else now” that was funny

[@Some_Beach]

Especially from the dude who wanted to sue Pepsi for an empty can

[@shipwreck9146]

I love how Mumbo's funeral was basically just a roast. I'd love if my funeral was like that. "He died as he lived, pathetically."

[@mrmoocao]

The Bdubs saying he'd fail for Etho bit was the equivalent of saying "I love you" and getting a "thank you" back. 😂

[@girthicusmaximus]

Bdubs switching from calm happy and fun to mock rage is one of the funniest things

[@stefansauvageonwhat-a-twis1369]

"Oh, yeah, everyone is complementing me, this is niceWHAT IS GOING ONNNNNNN" "Ok thank you, thats very kindIM SICK"

[@prielknaaphofnar.9754]

In today's episode Bdubs shows us how to go from 30 to half with this one trick

[@mkks4559]

Even more impressive than the trick he showed last episode, from 30 to 0.

[@haddy106]

​@@mkks4559what about Mumbo last week, he lost 60 hearts in the whole episode

[@HaifaaAmni]

khjkaf LMAOO

[@HaifaaAmni]

FAULLL@@mkks4559

[@Aenyn]

yoU WANT ME TO..!! Hilarious that it’s not too far off from his normal reactions

[@4u_lightningwolf]

bdubs remembering to do his task halfway through a conversation will never not be funny

[@droppedpasta]

Get you somebody who treats you like Bdubs treats Etho 🥰

[@Emancyphur]

Bdubs' perspective this season has been so unbelievably entertaining, it's just the best!! Wish that this season would never end because the social dynamic its gameplay mechanics have encouraged (and ultimately revolves around) is so much fun :D

[@leo45647]

tango robbing bdubs of his horse had me in TEARS for both perspectives 💀

[@ahhhhhohno]

B dubs: “I would fail my task for you.” Etho: “that’s nice. I don’t think I would go that far.” MAKES ME SOBBBBB

[@clairesendby8814]

The moment where Gem and Bdubs are chasing Tango and it merges into Impulse being chased by Etho and Cleo is just pure cartoon energy! I've watched it several time and it makes me crying from laugh everytime 😂

[@voiddiver1]

Bdubs and ethos relationship after 12+ years is so pure

[@SparrowNR]

Gem is probably one of the scariest people to have ended up with this task. Initially give this to a more careful or passive player (e.g., Impulse, BigB) and they might have let this sit for most of the session. But Gem was right away like "NOPE, Imma trap multiple bases and wait for my seeds to take root," and that's what let it cascade into THIS. Gem being Gem was the catalyst for this session being so awesome/hilarious.

[@edsmith3052]

I love how bdubs calls Gem out for not targeting her own teammates, after hassling Etho for doing the same!

[@carimeslockdownedtree2654]

The fact that Joel's task genuinely feels so _natural_ to him that if it hadn't been because i watched him before bdubs i wouldn't have known. Hell, i didn't even question anything when i watched Pearl. Also Bdubs' task is SO HIM i DID NOT notice ANYTHING WRONG when i watched Cleo. NOR SKIZZ. NOR SCOTT OR ANYBODY ELSE. AND I WATCH EVERY POV SO I KNOW LIZZIE GOT THAT ONCE. And ohh my god. I didnt realize just how MUCH the trap hurt him sheesh. Like yes half a heart but he had SO MANY HEARTS. ALL. FULL.

[@adiemuller5422]

The fade-out of Impulse's "Thank you!" was hilarious!

[@k98killer]

I love how Bdubs completely missed the fact that his initial task was invalidated by the curse.

[@thomasgonnering69]

bdubs is getting good at magic. he made his hearts dissapear faster in this episode than last episode!

[@pengoo1933]

Bdubs is the one youtuber where I don't mind the sponsor segments, like I actually don't skip over them for once.

[@crusaderknight6928]

45:18 Everyone turning around as soon as bdubs tells them Scott is behind them should be a meme!! 😂

[@Rustyhammer81]

Etho + Bdubs = so wholesome (the world needs more of this)

[@user-xv9hw9mn3v]

I know now why I love Bdoubleo100 so much. He reminds me of Martin Short -- my absolute favorite comedian. The voice, comedic style, timing, personality -- everything.

[@edaphix]

that is so unfortunate going from 30 hearts to 0 TWICE but hey we are still rooting for ya

[@JeraWizard]

Etho used DAD VOICE on Impulse, and I'm pretty sure they're like the same age

[@WinterRedstone]

Time?

[@justcallmeness]

Impulse is a few years older.

[@solemnwaltz]

I like that Bdubs does long episodes for the Life Series So much happens during these sessions Honestly I'd watch an entire session raw he posted it that way

[@WinterRedstone]

Probably learned from the 12 hour episode that it’s not worth condensing videos when it’s less work and better for the audience if it’s longer form videos

[@BTGTB]

@@WinterRedstone Pretty sure it's not less work as it's still not the whole X hours they record and there's now more splices in a single video.

[@MordredXIV]

Is it just me who would love more people having face cams in this series just like Jimmy? So we could see their reactions to events on their faces, the absolute shock and horror as they are reacting to events or dying xD

[@DeadlyRivfader]

I love how Pearl talk about how brave Mumbo was for rushing to the fight with the warden and wither in front of Bdubs who were in hiding xD

[@tatekane]

Oh Bdubs 2 times from 30 ❤ to 0 to zombies... you definitely should have 2 ppl in your murder list now. Mounders for life Bdubs, Joel is red and Pearl is loyal. On another note I enjoyed your original task haha.

[@79awinkler]

Bdubs continuing to be sassy the entire time was amazing. Why he is the best KZbin personality around.

[@hepburned1205]

Bdubs ad breaks are weird because it’s strange to see the Bdubs voice coming out of an actual human man, instead of a Minecraft character with a busted face.

[@sarahlandis289]

Same 😂😂😂

[@brennanmarkiewicz484]

Bdubs and Etho has to be my favorite combo from this season. They are just so funny together I love it.

[@Peach-ish]

I can't wait to see the family all on one team for the finale.

[@its-nixverse]

This is the season of Bdubs! I can feel it-- the Ender Dragon slayer. Now, if someone could just give him a clock, so he can be fully powered up.

[@Naretek]

We NEED bdubs to get a red task "you must attack etho" next session, just to see if he keeps his word!!

[@LaLaAnn0.0]

The fact the Bdubs is keeping with his original task is hilarious! It adds so much comedy!

[@jamessantos3767]

Task idea: Design and build a house on the top of bdubs’ globe. If bdubs is already building/built a house on top of it, you need to stop him. Build before he can, destroy what he’s made, convince him you’ll do better, pay him off, build yours around his, do anything to make sure your design stays. You fail this task if at the end of the session your house design isn’t on the top of the globe, any you succeed if you do.

[@jamessantos3767]

Task Idea: Convince someone to re-roll for a harder task.

[@j-bob_oreo]

bdubs ..... doesnt .... set .... TASKS!

[@kiratwo4u]

yeah no.. they are already done

[@darkdragoness5]

I love this episode, a pity that you failed your task but at least you're red now Also, Bdubs, taking shots at your mother for hiding... no wonder Scar's the favourite

[@lorenztor1990]

love how Bdubs is still trying to do his original task even though it's void lol

[@irishdlt8066]

Etho is a real one for not giving his team up even when surrounded by reds.

[@liamengram6326]

BDubs getting a Holzkern sponsorship is insane. I love their watches and have 14 of them. 😂

[@wonderwu]

I love BDubs lol. Gem is tough on him and he's just like OKAY! He's the kindest soul lol

[@kylonhollier838]

9:12 Bdubs yet again defending his best friend etho XD

[@timweyer2237]

Task idea: Don't break or place a single block nor open and chests the entire session - Roam around the server pretending to be super busy, but don't open any chests or break/place anything

[@Breadcrochets]

Lizzie had this task and foolishly rerolled it for make everyone sleep. Then the whole next episode she was extra sassy😂

[@SuperMatthew345]

It's so cute seeing Bdubs fan-boy and white knight Etho. Love their friendship.

[@EndSpireRED]

So... I watched Etho's perspective before this vid and when Bdubs was enchanting at 9:40 he exclaimed "blast" which I was CERTAIN meant that he got blast protection. But imagine the shock i recieved when i find out he was just saying BLAST?! Because the enchantment was actually FIRE PROTECTION?!?! Wow, I never thought this man could be even weirder than I already know he is, but he astounds me every episode.

[@thomaskite7222]

Blast is a swear word in the Star Wars universe lol😂

[@clutterbot7279]

i love how catching up with this series has only taught me that bdubs just cannot read, under any circumstance.

[@tricmagic]

From full to half a heart. And a skeleton attempting to shoot you too in your moment of weakness. Real stuff. In hindsight, could have clicked the fail button and spent the rest of the session killing Gem.

[@keithcamac8963]

Man, bdubs really is the main character of this season. He walks away from begging for diamonds from etho and just gets handed them from cleo. He just seems to be lucking ( and manifesting) his own greatness out of a lot of these social interractions. Its a shame he keeps getting killed by hordes of zombies lol

[@grondhero]

*Etho:* End of session! *Bdubs:* I don't care, _I'm red!_ 😆

[@erinstevens4886]

13:06 Tango snatching Bdubs's horse (this was so funny to me i rewatched it many times) 36:00 Loyal Bdubs 37:56 Betray Etho 38:54 but actually steal everybody' s STUFF! Steal their HORSE! 1:01:05 this section you can hear the betrayal Bdubs feels in his voice as he's searching for Cleo

[@slysenpai]

I love Bdubs always being on Etho's side and vice versa hahaha. The friendship there runs deep, you can tell. Especially by the end of the episode.

[@sevenfifteen]

"Holzkern" (wooden core) was close enough, but a lesson from DocM77 wouldn't hurt XD

[@jamessantos3767]

Task idea: Go to someone and find an advancement neither of you have completed. Engage this person in a race to complete said advancement. There is no penalty for losing the race. To complete your task, you must win 3 advancement races. You can race anyone you want, you can race multiple times

[@ca.b.92]

Seeing a sponsorship makes me already hyped to watch the "quick cooomerciaal break", because I love the creativity of them.

[@SparrowNR]

Leave it to BDubs to be both a Horse Girl and an Etho Girl in the same conversation.

[@ThatOneStuff]

Gems two tnt minecarts weren't quite enough because of the health he had, so she finished the job with a few zombies, too funny.

[@capgamer14]

Task idea: create a Redstone contraption that does anything you want. Must include at least three different Redstone elements. And get someone else to activate it without asking them.

[@shrub2146]

Bdubs, please see this. I've been such a long time fan of yours, and I've also been a long time fan of Gem too! This cross over is insane to me! Like I've been watching both of you since I was a kid. My little brother and I used to watch your videos when we visited dad on the weekends. Then I'd watch him play minecraft on xbox. We would call you our funny uncle. Bdubs im 27 now... I just hope you understand how great this video is for me. ❤

[@Funk101]

Knowing the chaos that is about to happen and seeing the comments blissfully unaware is funny.

[@ohjearelle]

“I volunteer as tribute!” “To be a horse?!” I LOST IT OH MY GOOOOOOD THAT WAS INCREDIBLE

[@alexday6847]

TIMESPAMP??? 😂😂😂

[@kylonhollier838]

bdubs predicted the next series... GET A LIFE

[@Zinia-n9m]

Sadly this is the last season😔

[@thomasbecker9676]

@@Zinia-n9m Says who, and why? It's pretty successful, and would last longer if they reined Scar in a little.

[@Zinia-n9m]

@@thomasbecker9676 it’s was in mumbos first video description

[@Zinia-n9m]

@@thomasbecker9676 also jimmy said it in a stream

[@marstrooms]

@@Zinia-n9m I think Martyn mentioned in a stream that they don’t even know if this is the last, or if there’ll be another one. Depends whether or not a new idea comes to mind🤷‍♀️

[@manguy01]

I feel like a supercut of Bdubs ads would be a very relaxing experience.

[@TackerTacker]

6:25 great editing right there 🤩✨

[@DaCalZone]

I like how Bdub's task was replaced by the curse but he kept doing it anyways.

[@danielhennis2763]

There needs to be a spinoff series called Hardcore Family, with just Etho, Cleo, Scar, and Bdubs. 😄

[@mystieflower]

bdubs secret life time!! I can’t watch the episode right now because I’m taking a math test in 5 minutes but I’m so excited to watch this when I’m free!! :D

[@vargcity4500]

Good luck on your test!

[@mystieflower]

@@vargcity4500 thank you!! :]

[@mystieflower]

that was probably the easiest test I’ve ever taken it was all the bdubs upload luck 🎉

[@Chaddilaculus]

I love how Bdubs keeps doing the sassy high voice even though he doesn’t need to anymore! 😂

[@efrenarevalo2025]

If they do a repeat of these secret tasks, it should be more of a specific goal than an ongoing task.

[@theodysseyowl]

I cannot WAIT for the next life series, I desperately hope that there's a savannah so Pearl can have armor for her dogs

[@GaboCO316]

Task idea: Your task is to pick any of the previously failed tasks and make it. You can ask other members for their failed tasks but if they guess why you're asking you can't do that one

[@josiahjones3705]

In mumbo's memory, they just take turns roasting him

[@icaruscrowe5552]

31:43 LMAO Impulse's "THANK YOU!!" has such strong Face McShooty vibes

[@lollygameables4667]

I imagine when BDubs watched Grian's video he was kicking himself. You guys were so close to success, GG, this task was redonculous!!!

[@lolickypeepee23xdd6]

At the start of the episode I felt bad seeing bdubs go red so early, little did i know how tiny a tip of the iceberg that really was compared to the rest of the episode

[@ashspectrum]

watching through your pov, i cannot imagine how wild it mustve been for casual watchers who dont look too much at other povs or social media fandoms watching the first five minutes and being like "when did mumbo die?? what do you mean during the wither fight????"

[@morgue01]

i love that bdubs kept doing his yellow life task after gem killed him

[@uncah_bucchal2953]

I'm not sure which of the two moments made me laugh harder... Bdubs at 56:36 - "Not bringing... just go away from it!", followed immediately by, Pearl's COMMANDING use of the Voice at 56:44 "Bdubs TURN AROUND." My face still hurts from laughing. Thanks Bubbles!

[@dactel]

The reading comprehension on this server never ceases to amaze me...

[@haddy106]

I hope in the next Life Series we see Gem, Pearl and Grian in an alliance, the carnage would never stop