Bdubs is Short [ Hermitcraft animatic ]

I have zero clue where this audio is from. All I know is that it's from Bdubs' POV, and it's [ probably ] season 5 of Hermitcraft.
(If you happen to know the video or whatever where this audio is from, that would be greatly appreciated)
Idk how tall Etho is, but I do know Doc is 6'5 and Bdubs is around 5'10-ish
I made Bdubs look so short haha
brooo we're so close to 10k
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[@dantevalehuntik28]

People wonder why Bdubs is so loud; it's bc he's got a lot of enthusiasm and not much space to keep it in

[@depressoespresso5904]

ohhh

[@lemonstarofficial]

Ok

[@AlexNightmare20]

That makes more sense now!

[@lydiathealien]

I’m gonna use that for an excuse when I’m being to loud (which happens about ∞ times a day)

[@echothefreak9396]

omg yes

[@charliemcloughlin1761]

Height jokes are funny but they go right over Bdub’s head

[@dinolover8183]

Bdum ba I get the joke

[@yargary3089]

Bdubs ba Bdubs got the joke

[@kairon156]

height jokes Fing suck when your a short person.

[@luckymoonjoy1278]

I WHEEZED-

[@Popthebop]

that was very punny

[@alyssa09485]

*Cut to that one episode where Scar and Bdubs are talking* Bdubs: I AM 5'8!! That is AVERAGE height, thankyaverymuch Scar: I'm 4 foot in the wheelchair

[@kittenpaw1023]

Which episode is that

[@ilikeicewater]

How tall is he standing up 😦

[@RtsShrtFrRtthw]

which episode?

[@apurplekitkat]

For the people wondering where the info came from, I can’t tell you its origin pre-2020 but I’m pretty sure this same topic and information came up during one of Tango’s streams during S9 when Tango went to visit Bdubs in his coffee shop, then Scar and Grian joined

[@apurplekitkat]

@@ilikeicewater He mentioned he is 6 foot standing up

[@toastinbath2473]

His anger is condensed as he is so small

[@ImpyBoyo]

if he was female however... then that would be scary

[@tumblingartist]

haha yes

[@dinolover8183]

Lol

[@eracqoon]

My 5'2 self approves of this statement

[@SlenderverseTrash]

Being 5'2 that is true. The shorter you are, the more angry you are.

[@mayflowers6171]

We stan tiny angry Bdubs and giant friendly uncle Doc

[@tumblingartist]

haha yes

[@auiak7689]

yep

[@dinolover8183]

Yeah

[@twild2750]

Don't forget the beanpole Etho lol

[@whatTFisThis]

Now he's soon to to be giant Daddy Doc xD

[@ChillingWithOtto]

How tall is Bdubs because- he radiates angry small person energy here XD

[@DoctorSiren]

He himself in s7 said 5’10, so who knows

[@ChillingWithOtto]

Thats a 3in differencd between these answers XD

[@depressoespresso5904]

lol yeah XD

[@LaurenT3G]

Like BDubs said, his height _depends_

[@depressoespresso5904]

@@LaurenT3G ye the time of day

[@averyauger428]

Ok dang just googled it, Doc is 6'5", Etho is 6'2", and Bdubs is 5'7" lol. Good to know I'm taller than someone (I'm 5'10")

[@jaspermay5813]

You're taller than more than half of all American men. The average male height in the United States is 5'9" inches. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Average_human_height_by_country

[@GingerKat23]

@@jaspermay5813 average is not the same as median

[@jaspermay5813]

@@GingerKat23 Would the median in this case be higher or lower than the average, and why?

[@LaFacedera]

@@jaspermay5813 If we assume that height is normally distributed then median height and average height are equal.

[@jaspermay5813]

@@LaFacedera Ok, thanks. So I just asked Google "is height distributed normally" and the 'featured snippet' from restore.ac.uk says "Height is a good example of a normally distributed variable."

[@joethewolf3750]

Life hack: if your wife is too much taller than you with her heels, wear heels as well! Boom! You're tall again AND you look like a nice couple. With the added bonus of looking fabulous individually.

[@magicpoppy6312]

Maybe Bdubs should wear his wife's stilettos XD

[@naomigwolfe8112]

*_BIG OOF_*

[@magicpoppy6312]

Thanks for the heart Siren!

[@Angelicmushrooms]

he would probably rock them as well

[@Sparky6Voltz]

@@Angelicmushrooms agreed

[@sebastianthegoat4265]

we want a vid

[@rulerofthewild7747]

Uncle doc is best doc

[@depressoespresso5904]

yes doc

[@ms_it_is]

And best uncle

[@rulerofthewild7747]

@@ms_it_is yes

[@Adrsdzws]

He’s gonna be a dad!

[@djsnopel9594]

I like how Etho is just Kakashi. Like, of course he should be, that's how his skin is in mc, but yeah. He's just Kakashi. I really like seeing these, since it's neat to see the mc skins come to life like this. Very nice animatic!!

[@Allium95]

AND I've heard people say he sounds like the English dub too.

[@taytaythehufflepuff8532]

@@Allium95 Maybe he IS the English dub! :O

[@sirpixel7945]

I have watched so much Hermitcraft to the point that whenever I see Kakashi my mind's first thought is: "Etho!?!?"

[@stargazer0365]

"Unwcle Doc!" MY HEART!

[@naomigwolfe8112]

i wonder how you pronounce that?

[@stargazer0365]

@@naomigwolfe8112 Um..uh.. no clue. XD

[@naomigwolfe8112]

@@stargazer0365 I thought 'un-wick-le"

[@stargazer0365]

@@naomigwolfe8112 I was thinking "won-cle"

[@naomigwolfe8112]

@@stargazer0365 hmm interesting!! Lol

[@Starhermits]

OH MY GOD THE JRUMBOT!!

[@naomigwolfe8112]

Lol your pfp

[@Starhermits]

@@naomigwolfe8112 Thanks

[@amandak301]

So Bdubs is only around 5'10? The guy is only 5 inches taller than me. Doc on the other hand is a tree.

[@Gremlin.lemonbee]

Hmm yes Doc is t r e e

[@gizmoanimatez4918]

Etho is only a few inches shorter, Google says 6'2

[@dinolover8183]

Bdubs is around 5'7 according to google

[@ZRisyad]

No, he's a fricking titan

[@gizmoanimatez4918]

@@ZRisyad ah yes, the German titan be scared

[@LiliannEnder]

Jrumbot saying "uncwe doc" just...killed me with cuteness

[@user-vs6dt6wt6g]

I love how he's progressively getting shorter as the video goes

[@Charmly7035]

Why does doc in this really does feel like a uncle

[@miniciominiciominicio]

He definitely does and it makes it even weirder that he’s started calling Etho dad now lmao. Etho’s (and Pause’s) mom is Beef. The family tree is a liiiittle complicated lol

[@athinghere]

Doc is 2 german kids stacked on top of each other, weraring a mask and a gigantic coat

[@picklejar324]

Mmm yes it always depends on the hair and the shoes

[@clubbyvasighn4615]

And the day

[@mecht6983]

Bdubs with heelies what crimes will he commit

[@tumblingartist]

This just describes their entire friendship dynamic,, this is fantastic,, I literally couldn’t stop grinning while watching this,, like the height difference ahhh :D just tall Doc and tiny angry Bdubs,, phenomenal

[@grumpygato99]

I've just accepted that i'm short. and if i'm gonna be short, i'm gonna be adorable. if I can't be a tall intimidating person, I will be the most loveable bean you've ever looked down at.

[@DoctorSiren]

You have summed up my energy with that comment haha

[@MittensTheMailbox]

Frames? Beautiful Audio? Great Jrumbot? Adorable Sub? Scribed Thank you for coming to my TedTalk

[@Nobody-tj6gr]

Hotel? Trivago

[@yargary3089]

HAhaga

[@aliciamiro8194]

I thought it was Drumbot?

[@readmachine18]

@@Nobody-tj6gr THANK you, I was waiting for the original comment to say that and they never did, left me feeling unfulfilled... ;p

[@Nobody-tj6gr]

@@readmachine18 Same tho... thAt'S wHy We hAve RePliEs

[@caseyk.3884]

my face hurts from smiling

[@InkKnightYT]

I love this Why are they all adorable? I don't know but I love it

[@FlowerOfTenacity]

I can imagine his beautiful eyes looking angry. It’s absolutely adorable for some reason 🐸

[@teclinsoro4523]

this makes me want to see the hermits together irl just to see who’s tallest/shortest

[@enderwolf4130]

Bdubs is so short he can’t keep his anger in Edit: wow I actually have likes XD thanks!

[@naomigwolfe8112]

400th like

[@xfirexrainx6668]

One rule of comments, don't edit: wow omg I got likes. You'll stop getting as many

[@NoNameEst1992]

@@xfirexrainx6668 Fact, I hate when people thank people for likes asif it's some crave for attention rather than just writing a funny comment or what's on your mind e. T. C

[@fireemblemfan1322]

I love the brighter aesthetic

[@sadariuswolf]

After watching them just playing minecraft while they talk, this really highlights how much they are friends ribbing on each other and having a great time because it takes out the minecraft aspect better than anything else. This is great animatic storytelling! It also highlights how great they are at staying PG, cause you know burns like that in your friend group don't resolve that clean XD

[@KakashiHatake-bd9ji]

were short in height but big in the ability to steal your shins!!!

[@TIBYCOLLINS]

Lmao Bdubs is so wholesome while Etho is psycho analyzing him

[@colorsplash9964]

They look weird when they aren’t npcs. This looks great tho.

[@jackdaw6095]

Non playable characters?

[@lupidoo3410]

@@jackdaw6095 Non player characters I'm guessing you already know this but it's cuz Siren has an animatic series where SPOILERS half of the hermits get turned into cyborgs or "npcs"

[@jackdaw6095]

@@lupidoo3410 oh I haven’t heard of it

[@lupidoo3410]

@@jackdaw6095 Siren is pretty well known for it it's cool you should check it out

[@LycanMOON]

In one series they get turned into npcs and the other where Mumbai builds robot versions of everyone .....I’m sensing a pattern here

[@samskymagpie7008]

Jrumbot is adorable!! This is amazing!

[@__Hawk]

Smol Bdubs go brrrr

[@Oldladies_o7]

ETHO’S EXPRESSIONS ARE SO GOOD! It almost doesn’t feel like he’s even wearing a mask. Love it

[@ladyduckworthduck8434]

I don't care how small Bdubs is, he's still by far the most handsome hermit i've seen

[@jazmin5616]

1:19 Favorite face from doc. Just makes me smile

[@bakedpotato7041]

MORE GOOD ART LETS GOOOOOOO

[@aelyna.t.l.8755]

I had no idea he's so small... The more you know, huh? xD

[@nostalgicrubber]

Help me I can’t stop laughing I’m crying 🤣

[@littlecookie8597]

Don’t worry Bdubs, your taller than me I’m 5’1

[@tumblingartist]

same,, short gang

[@Xeema4869]

I'm 5'3

[@zockingtroller7788]

6'1 I guess I don't belong here haha

[@jamiecasimir5040]

short gang

[@marijaynebiggans6322]

4’6

[@thenegativeandzero]

Awww Bdubs sounds so defeated

"Uncle Doc..." UNCLE DOC!?! XD that's so cute and funny

[@Ana-Ma.S]

As far as I know, Etho is around like 6'2 or so. Also, this is so adorable!!

[@voltsiano116]

Relegated to an arm rest.

[@Expriexp]

i love that bdubs is wearing heelies, great detail lol (now i suddenly see doc as an uncle figure, my brain pieced it together after this clip lol)

[@amythistowo8377]

IDK what's better, how much this made me laugh... Of Jrumbot being the most adorable bean ever.

[@rivermoore1716]

"Uncle doc! Youre the best" Oh my god he's the BFG

[@saltwithglasses]

This is actually so adorable I can't xD

[@QuipGee]

That is too funny XD I love them all so much

[@dawnmatesandcrew6867]

I want doc to be my uncle now he looks cool

[@wyrmie7276]

aww poor bdubs

[@IndependentOreo]

1:08 I love that he wears heelies

[@waterlemonandfriends]

I'm crying I love Bdubs so much

[@thegreatlazysloth1597]

Just Yes Yes to everything about this

[@CinnCinncboo]

UNCLE DOC!!!! Bro this is adorable!!! Amazing work siren :D!

[@rottmnt.enthusiast]

this is the best

[@rottmnt.enthusiast]

yo siren do you like among sus? :3

[@DoctorSiren]

Yeye :D

[@rottmnt.enthusiast]

@@DoctorSiren yey :D

[@bipbeedippy3954]

ahaha I love this I love the colors and eeeEEEE little Jwumbot sjahakj ~

[@ovadiadan]

This exchange is from April 5, 2018. Hard core hermits episode 2. It's GREAT!

[@foxtastic3519]

I’m supposed to be in history class rn but this is much more important Also you’re so close to 10k subs Siren!!!

[@Night_Pixie]

He has Heelys!!!

[@erossinclairdean]

Ahhhhh i love your Doc he's just *chefs kiss* perfecto! ultimate dad material ;w;

[@whatTFisThis]

Etho's "Yeh." Gets me everytime

[@hayliemurphy8800]

Aww i love this its so cute

[@captain1697]

Bro this is so cute I cant help it, I love the size difference here, especially since it matters here

[@twild2750]

My favorite part of this is that... BDubs is 5 foot 7 inches. So when Etho mockingly says 5'8'... he's not even that

[@notasillyguy]

I remember the video the is from and it’s SO funny to see

[@DoctorSiren]

:eyes: which one is it from?

[@notasillyguy]

@@DoctorSiren the first (and only I think) episode of hardcore hermits they have.

[@teentraveler1790]

Love how each of their skins are drawn here.

[@Xehxna]

lmbo i luv this

[@sorrel_leaf_vespers]

Bdubs season seven when Scar called him short: I'm 5'10". That's average height. Me: You couldn't have brought up that argument here?

[@smirror196]

In all fairness this clip was in season 5 apparently, so maybe he grew or maybe he had gotten measured and hadn’t in a long while between that time

[@Tree_-wp5zn]

5"20 is average?! No I'm short!

[@kayleekirkpatrick9193]

@@smirror196 Hes in his 30’s with a wife and kids, i very much doubt that he grew

[@madtechy5494]

BIG MAN DOCM

[@gjnic778]

Bdubs is rocking the heelys

[@thegamingking4660]

Love the NHO easteregg on ethos headban

[@random_toonz2788]

This is so cute, I love it! >w< Your Etho design is something i adore a lot. It's just- perfect actually! Poor bdubs tho lol Oh, btw, congrats on 10k

[@eleli23art32]

Omg his shoes have little wheelies!

[@altunedin2777]

Docs voice is so s o f t bro IM

[@ThatRandomDude123]

This is pog XD *Google says 5'7* My notifications get a red bubble every 1 minute *Imagen my notifications when i try and sleep*

[@kayleighlehrman9566]

With the sound of the dirt in-game i legit thought you were gonna animate that as Bdubs pillaring up do be taller than them

[@spicaytacos1028]

Uncle Doc! You're the best! And there I am, wondering when he became an uncle.

[@goldendragonleaf890]

ahhhhhh this is BOUTIFUL

[@PrincessKKFish]

uncle Doc And short bdubs Good job this made me laugh :D

[@LilyShard]

Man, I love this dynamic. I've loved watching their friendship grow over the years. Also, it's always fun to get snippets of Etho's irl life. We know he's tall XD (atleast taller than 5'9")

[@GreenQueen69420]

If there is ever one thing I enjoy (and trust me, there isn't much) about being short (5'1, 5'2'' on a good day) is that I can tell almost any guy who is concerned with their height that they're all tall to me. Everyone is tall if you're shorter than them. So Bdubs, you're tall to me!

[@floppafan7278]

OMG that pouty arm flail bdubs does at the end is killing me. It's so adorable, I love it.

[@peskybird5697]

1:19 oh my god

[@SyntaxErrorGeek]

I can't stop smiling from these wholesome hermits.

[@lemonbread378]

sometimes i forget for a second that the funny haha block men have lives so it took me a bit longer than it should have to register that bdubs has a wife lkdhfas anyways the animation is so good omg thier expressions and movements and stuff are so spot on i'mma watch it again rn just cause i can :D

[@archiepeffers6986]

This trio is the best

[@clairefoley8662]

Thank you for providing this next week's dose of seratonin

[@viniciusmoura6104]

Grian posted a video like 3 mins ago lol

[@michellefernandez5187]

"5"8?! Are you out of your MIND?!" Me: 𝗹𝗮𝘂𝗴𝗵𝘀 𝗶𝗻 𝟱"𝟭'

[@vashythewabbit8288]

For those that don't know, Doc is 6"5. This is because he was once a professional basketball player in Germany for a short time.

[@qocket]

lil' skrunkly guy.

[@nolsjawline]

When Bdubs is literally taller than 70% of us, but still... HAHAHHAHA short bdubs, imagine being short *point and laugh*

[@Proj3ta]

aa I love this is so wholesome, I hope the hermits can see this :)

[@YourGoofyAhhUncle]

nice job as always

[@noterix1164]

it's hilarious because if Bdubs really is 5'7 then that's not REALLY that short but 80% of hermitcraft members are freaking giants lmao

[@yamahoestella3118]

Oh my God DoctorSiren! You've grown so much! I'm so proud of where you've gotten!

[@DemonClo]

I can't stop laughing and everything looks so amazing aaaaaa

[@frostyonfireproductions9468]

Can we talk about Drumbot being the child saying "Uncle Doc you're the best!"