Be careful who you call trash (The Bazaar)

[@borpa9585]

Immediately forgetting that his Cutlass cannot be destroyed is peak

[@ciarangallaghercg]

And forgetting then realizing 10 minutes later that the +30 value skill on cove would have been +90 shield

[@beea314]

You people never go outside

[@ciarangallaghercg]

​@@beea314you're in here with us lil bro

[@RedvBlue23]

It's not that he forgot, it's that if he loses even one part, the whole thing falls apart. No cove is no shield, no crows nest is no crit or lifesteal.

[@ciarangallaghercg]

​@@RedvBlue23 He literally talks about the Cutlass being destroyed the second time he faces the void golem or whoever the destroyer guy is idk I've never played

[@yaidsna5703]

I'm so proud of NL, it took him a full 3 minutes to pick up a Crow's Nest this time! Really appreciate the restraint.

[@hypno5690]

Just put the form in the bag, man.

[@johnalexander5169]

Toxic chatter moment

[@SCh1m3ra]

See that Crow's Nest? Take it.

[@jrockoclock7088]

his land legs make him predictable, he moves in straight lines

[@Legend-g4r3k]

Have you noticed, it’s META?

[@keeganmcdermott2013]

Taking the ammo skill over the “leftmost item gets 30 value” with cove is peak

[@williammitchell6254]

Golden cove so the play was twice as bad.

[@Poronekton]

YUURRRRRPPPPP

[@thatoneguy4584]

All stocking, no coal

[@halfmettlealchemist8076]

I paint my gifts red, but I don’t use paint

[@lum1379]

You fall like the coal and I float like the reindeer

[@christofarien]

See that present? Open it

[@Chris-vf8fe]

Not all Christmases are spent without bazzar, educate yourself

[@Pyr0metheus]

All jingle, no bell

[@radarhead82]

He hates the catfish SO much, looking for something to fill the slot on his board and decides he'd rather run nothing over catfish

[@lumpwurtroot]

Dont worry that was hardly the worst of it Shit was day three and he made one of his famous "pivots" to 12 damage every 5 seconds reminds me of the other day when he started building a sniper after running half his games with that damn scaling long bow Just to do the same amount of damage like come onnnnn (These comments are why he does it) Honestly makes me feel better that homie with 40 healing and nothing else got the dub on him

[@drewnash8113]

@@lumpwurtroot Doing damage all at once is better vs. healing rather than doing damage over time which is better vs shield. For healing, front loading all the damage makes the healing worthless For shield, doing more spread out damage helps mitigate the pay offs for high armor (besides killing you in the storm)

[@EVE101Patt]

guess you put your best stuff out in pvp.. 😀

[@SlamDunc_an]

I respect it

[@Subsistence69]

At least he realized he could’ve taken the value skill to buff cove. Most I can ask for out of an NL video

[@15SecNut]

In all my years of watching, that's the first time I've ever gasped at a play

[@sirthursday6159]

Yes, I'm very proud

[@swakner]

felt the same way, like you aren't going to take a potion NL, just take the value and get that extra 120 shields. atleast he realized it in the end

[@bottlekn1ght202]

powercrept perk ngl, subsistence b tier now at best

[@Subsistence69]

@@bottlekn1ght202 Im from a simpler time

[@acathosh]

✅ Ship painted 🔳 Paint used

[@Kurobeau]

should be a red check mark

[@p_stain]

I got about three bazaar vids left in me til my inner type A chatter finally breaks out the wallet

[@KL-kx1pl]

Future Duley nation lets go!

[@sparksoldier4280]

if you can hold out till january it'll be f2p. granted you'll need to grind gems for the characters if you don't buy but still

[@nekaomi4251]

@@sparksoldier4280 the grind gives me purpose

[@inaccurateprophecy8971]

@@nekaomi4251 The odyssey (painting ships) has a purpose (red).

[@kiiyo8842]

@@sparksoldier4280 Is it confirmed that you'll be able to grind out the coins instead of needing to pay?

[@gray007nl]

Pygmalien claims pacifism is common among Jabalians and yet all Jabalians in-game seem perfectly fine with using violence, Pygmalien, the Foreman and the Elder all seem to very much support the use of violence and at the very least don't shy away from it. I'm starting to think he might not be a reliable source of information on Jabalia.

[@sushicowboy7998]

+2

[@tuckerdimberg9688]

Dude not all Jabalians are pacificts

[@Xirathen]

All he said is not all of them are pacifists. Never claimed that most are, just that all are not. If none of them are, he is still correct.

[@gray007nl]

@@Xirathen He also claims "My people believe in peace" before declaring that an uninteresting view, I'm just asking questions is all.

[@martini_blue_]

imo there's a problem of sampling bias here. of course there would be a higher concentration of non pacifists in a place where duels are commonplace

[@Grimnnus]

Being afraid of the Void Golem whilst having an indestructible cutlass is peak NL

[@glenndeceuninck3984]

Bald man orders Crow's Nest in perfect Jabalese

[@Darkpirana11]

Will he ever take anything that involves value while he has an item that scales off of its value? The world may never know

[@gnometasty]

It almost made me insane

[@cryptorcd9352]

Nah bro, that potion was insane. Didn't you see?

[@radarhead82]

It's nawt necessary

[@amix3714]

Hey atleast he acknowledged the existance of this play at 33:19

[@lifealchemy1218]

29:18 I audibly facepalmed when he chose ammo over 120 more shield

[@allan3099]

THIS!

[@leow2996]

NL and Swinky were snowballing the same 200hp back and forth that whole round, suckin it out and spittin in back in

[@Ivoler239]

We’re dancing! Of course it’s with the one who brought us!

[@Funnyguy127]

The ammo monster skill pickup fucking crushed my soul

[@fetherfulbiped]

The amount of crows' nests this man has been running would make Edgar Allan Poe blush

[@thepiggstein]

More like Egg-guy Grabbin’ Crow

[@raymondfuqua3992]

NL: I hate Dooley because it's the same build over and over Also NL : oh it's a crows nest and a cutlass, never seen that before.

[@cawfee254]

Average dooley player wondering why Vanessa can't just blindly grab small items into getting 8 wins

[@yngmalm]

39:00 The boy already forgot that his cutlass cant be destroyed.

[@Thoron]

Yes we’re Jabalian. No we’re not pacifist. Yes we exist.

[@cyclepro0145]

My mum told me all Jabalians are pacifist. Are you telling me she was wrong?

[@espresseaux]

We're The Bizarre girls, of course our Jabalian pacifists paint our ship like the flowing waves!

[@traviswilliams2348]

We fall like ships to boulder, but without red paint because not all balls are pacifists

[@pedroabreu005]

All jabalian no pacifist

[@karlmendoza1510]

All brain, no rot

[@mordecaaai]

Weird zany tip: You can fight the mosquito without items and win. Giant mosquito has two items that causes effects (1) Proboscis: when you slow, deal 6 damage (2) Amber: slow one item(s) for 3 seconds. If you unequip all your items; the giant mosquito will deal 0 damage because there is nothing to slow on your board and you win by default due to sandstorm and having higher HP. Something I found by accident and trial

[@sanjitps]

NL complaining about doley builds being the same while constantly doing single weapon builds is the funniest thing i hope he never stops Edit: noooo he called himself out I've been owned

[@renzo3939]

6:07 the revolver crit every single time with 60% crit chance, is that not insane?

[@dustemi]

damn yeah 9 crits at 60% is around a 1% chance

[@tomekk.1889]

Starting to think the crit values in this game might be a bit skewed. People critting on day 1 with 1% items way too often lol. Like there's some rounding goin on

[@jacobadderley2643]

Good catch!! That is a wild run!

[@hishamhasan1026]

Honestly this run was actually so goated fr. From like the golden cove, and the radiant cutlass to the lotr ref (i also said that!), actually recognising his misplay that had made my Type-A come out, AND not fighting enemies with destruction bcz theyd destroy his radiant cutlass somehow. I have never eaten so good. May the egg remain pegged.

[@robertbrush6745]

“I’m becoming a try hard” brother I once watched you win an Isaac run with nothing but blue candle you’ve always been a try hard at heart 😂

[@obsiosiris]

Me glancing towards the plank and knowing

[@kcryrine5056]

this is the most "that one video of guys competing with random objects" game yet, foreman has a crane is identical to doctor has a stethoscope

[@rexzeri2779]

All beans, no frank

[@Chromodar]

All mash, no bangers

[@DavidLodgeclassof]

"if it destroys cutless, we lose" My brother in Christ, you enchanted it

[@Neockoen]

See that Jabalian pacifist? He’s painting the ship red.

[@Allthenameable]

Upgrading Cutlass at 11:20 also allows you to see an enchanted Cutlass to upgrade into in future days. Would be impossible at bronze

[@themodernshoe2466]

6:09 9 crits in a row at 60% crit chance = 1% likelihood, was a goat fight

[@Mr_Mehoff]

12:13 NL when he runs the Vanessa meta every game “I do run the same build like all the time tee hee” NL when Dooley players use the same strategy:

[@youseeIkick]

oh boy a Crow's Nest run? what an unexpected Christmas miracle!🎄

[@Axis_val]

Not picking the 30 item value for the cove and forgetting the cutlass cannot be destroyed is classic NL 😂😂😂

[@staleburrito]

I paint my gingerbread house red, I don't use paint (it's frosting)

[@Digging_Ma]

38:58 Genuinely losing my mind at how he skipped 2 fights because hebwas afraid of getting his Cutlass destroyed when he enchanted the Cutlass with "Cannot be destroyed" less than 5 minutes ago

[@zant1566]

30:10 He finally realized he's the villain, PLEASE NO MORE CROW'S NEST, YOU'RE MAKING ME MISS THE PIG, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE

[@HighChancellorAdam]

Egg could have taken "Clean Storefront" (#3 skill) at 29:16 and just rearranged his cove to be on the left (and the cutlass on the right of the star chart) for a +60 shield boost!

[@gordyoutdoors55]

Has item that scales on value. Chooses not to take the skill that applies value.

[@MrultiPaul]

Star chart is the new clamora. That poor gear just standing around hoping for something all this time 😢

[@Psy-Penguin]

Santa got me just what I asked for

[@campqt371]

He skipped every single small seller while speakijg about how good silencer would be 💀

[@UKRobs]

Enchants cutlass with cannot be frozen, slowed or destroyed, avoids every monster fight that gives really high exp because they destroy items.

[@tentativegazer]

33:23 NL gains sentience for a brief moment

[@tentativegazer]

(just being a hater, buying gumballs actually makes sense here as far as I can tell)

[@raku8391]

Absolutely gaslights a player for having a cutlass that cannot be frozen or destroyed, proceeds to spent the rest of the game afraid of his cutlass being destroyed. Im losing my mind here.

[@gono7209]

Loved the part where he dumped an item that hasted cutlass for 1 second and gave catfish stacking crit chance for an item that did exactly 50% of that

[@insertnamehere6227]

I paint my presents red

[@suakeli]

Which paint do you use?

[@CssHDmonster]

he betrayed treb and now cutlass is his new lover

[@jojojo503]

Another cutlass crows nest build, just in time for christmas.

[@suspicious_door]

This video awoke my my type A like none other

[@jimmyproton9901]

I’ve watched about 20 of these vids and still don’t know anything about this game. Love the content 🫶

[@notbronana6531]

who let the egg in the bazaar

[@kamelontti3926]

Because I live in Japan I always wake up to 2 new bazaar videos, best way to start my day.

[@Fer-fc6qu]

Guys, is the cove like a piggy bank? Do you like your strikes sneaky?

[@zoom3184]

2:10 Me talking to my friend about basketball after I just suffered major head trauma

[@anthonyc.873]

The skill to buff the value of your cove during battle was skipped for +1 ammo 😭

[@loganbox4916]

God I want to play this game but I CANNOT justify spending 33 bucks on it when it releases for free soon... and they are so vague about WHEN it'll actually be out. Just frustrating from a game that looks so insanely fun

[@sirthursday6159]

17:39 why does this man just immediately sell stuff without thinking about it AT ALL. Like what if you get a haste potion, or frost potion, or atomic clock or something

[@mcgoo721]

"this is a tough choice" like youre not going to auto take star chart because you have to absolutely take the bad event every single time

[@anei122]

I am very very distracted by the Vanessa skin by the cinema enjoyer, respectfully

[@haydenjelley5198]

we're NL guys, of course we spend our Christmas watching The Bazaar

[@Deedledoodlit]

The only way to make bronze long john work is to upgrade it before day 1 is over.

[@Htown1738]

Merry Christmas to the Omelette! (Egg family)

[@MiscFitt]

I stuff my stockings with coal, but I don't use coal...

[@ardabaser1349]

29:15 isn't clear storefront the perfect choice for the cove here? Why didn't he take it?

[@candi_appel]

all chips, no fish

[@clevercactus2]

Im noticing him running into the same people

[@LaserStorm117]

Did the icy enchantment make the piranha a friend 🤔 20:59

[@troylynd_]

crows nest ✅ star chart ✅ cutlass ✅ the cove ✅

[@siwone532]

33:04 what is it with this man buying chocolate when he has a free health option that's better. Yeah okay this time the Cove got a slight buff from it but the free option was quite a bit more health.

[@Jaco9307]

idk hes been doing that consistently since his first uploads, even when there isnt even a benefit to selling

[@alientree8292]

I’m pretty sure his syrup glitched and became infinite, and he just never looked at it during the ensuing search for infinite syrup

[@ruroruro]

Nah, I think that it's "activating" but it doesn't actually increase the crit chance at 13:13 the cutlass has 79% crit chance (with star chart adding 15%) and after the battle it's still 79% and from him hovering over catfish in battle you can tell that its crit change is also not increasing, but stuck at 14% despite multiple syrup activations

[@Saige_Raven]

The syrup (and the other two candy scaling items) continue to activate, but they don't do anything if they have no ammo left.

[@Hella-cones]

We’re Christmas guys, of course we received wonderful gifts from our friends and family, but were disproportionately more interested in the socks and underwear we received

[@NplantL]

Happy holidays NL

[@mcgoo721]

Now it's just Crows Nest Cutlass The Game

[@BassTangent]

My daily bazaar fix is here

[@carsonrowan3640]

Got my KZbin wrapped says I’m top 3% of NL fans. LETS GOOO I’m so pegged up right now

[@andatoren4768]

We are so back

[@firstsomeonelastname42]

I say don't feel shame about 1-weapon vanessa. It's a cool archetype and I, for one, love watching it. Something about it just tickles the happy chemicals.

[@kaibatsukumo8026]

I hope he doesn't worry about feel bad about running the same build. There is only 3 viable builds that you can consistently hit per character and Vanessa is the hardest one. The next patch will hopefully give him a larger diversity of gameplay.

[@comrade_snarky]

NL enchanting his cutlass with "cannot be destroyed" and then repeatedly avoids the void golem because "it could destroy the cutlass," smh

[@chirsevans1334]

Merry Christmas NL

[@dannywolfblood3704]

I can't wait for this to go to F2P c: 💗💗 Happy Holidays 🎄 everyone 💗

[@dandydoodlebob]

All red shit, no red paint

[@william14able]

Star chart crows nest? He’s cracked.

[@TheLpCaptain]

im filling out the form if im wrong but why didn't u put the fish in 8:00

[@tenesinsixtiliev]

05:10 “the doolist”

[@jordand431]

You see that ship? Paint it red.

[@Woof2700]

Happy holidays to the gamers

[@musoumiko4730]

A cutlass build? How Original With a Crow's Nest? Daring today, aren't we.

[@Gumunista]

Merry Christmas, everyone

[@cpc205__yt]

Pearl shows up in this video! She shows up at 20:27

[@wlmdnlp]

Golden Cover goes crazy, that easily won him this run

[@JoshTruff]

+ 10 damage on his Cutlass was equivalent to 180 per cycle but he didn't want that I guess. It's a good example of why Cutlass scaling is broken though, they should probably remove the double crit and give it crit chance instead of something. Same with crowsnest. It's single weapon life steal is unfun and leads to less build diversity due to its strength. It needs either percentage lifesteal or some other balancing perhaps heal on weapon use or something.

[@bixdugan8300]

At the very least, when NL starts running more zany builds, we can't be in the comments like "he didn't take the crow's nest in his third shop what a throw"

[@mindooglek3965]

not even considering cosmic plumage there kinda hurt my type A feelings

[@cyan_god]

Merry Christmas y'all

[@thisrandomdude2880]

Something something ships no paint

[@Thomasmcm28]

Oh no, I’m hooked