Legend of the Golden Chimp

[@chonkytheduck1548]

He looks very fat (I don't hate him it's just the first video I say from he's channel)

[@chonkytheduck1548]

i guess i got pinned

[@chonkytheduck1548]

i meant see

[@Driver-Nephi]

Nah he just thicc

[@frunklemcdunkle8159]

Yes he is very big and fat and cool a

[@chonkytheduck1548]

@@Athermostar I am retarded

[@jockeyfield1954]

never realized how much bearded looks like his own heavy

[@ivan5604]

He sounds like his own heavy boi

[@IvanTube0]

he is heavy weapons guy

[@smoked_shrimp]

you have to be one with the heavy to become a heavy main

[@edim108]

Just like BigJoey. It's amazing tbh.

[@that_dwayneee]

Big joey is literally the same guy but... yknow... not russian

[@drdinod.diplodocus3397]

As always, Bearded sounds like he knows a guy.

[@catnerdadrian7601]

Even that guy knows a guy

[@mrskope]

Even that guy knows a guy that knows a guy

[@nerd_5615]

And that guy who knew this guys cousin

[@mrskope]

@@nerd_5615 even that guy knew a guy and that guy who knew this guys cousin

[@Lethal_Spoon]

"Ay run dah citee!"

[@reeceulf]

Bearded is a rare example of someone who looks exactly how they sound.

[@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436]

@gcars06 he looks like the mob boss in the mob boss council that accidentally sits next to the guy who gets fucken turned into Swiss Cheese by a guy with a Tommy gun.

[@godusopp344]

That little smirk after he said "I hope you enjoy this video" is very nice

[@crismenth]

It’s so genuine it causes happiness

[@joshualaing9711]

And the world needed him most, the king returns

[@jaidenpadilla5064]

he also needed his shit, so basically we got some of his shit back, he makes another video

[@thepanman674]

I want to like this comment, but I also want the like count to remain at 420

[@jaidenpadilla5064]

@@thepanman674 whatchu smoking?

[@thepanman674]

@@jaidenpadilla5064 you know what

[@jaidenpadilla5064]

@@thepanman674 yeah i do...

[@chadeasypete4625]

Hey, this isn’t big Joey, it’s better!

[@edenmore6002]

Who’s big chungus

[@CEOofPhoneCo]

@@edenmore6002 rofl

[@hughjanus4482]

@@edenmore6002 Who’s joe?

[@weskerrebirth5849]

@@hughjanus4482 Joe ball sweat

[@hughjanus4482]

@@weskerrebirth5849 bruh moment

[@majorasmaskguy_8452]

Holy shit, your iconic Heavy loadout is a semi-accuarate self-portrait, never knew that.

[@justaregularoldpileofsnow6877]

Just like big Joey

[@DesolateLavender]

Can we just appreciate Beardeds face? That is the top male physique.

[@facemcshooty6602]

He is peak male performance

[@Bone-Owner]

Its impressive and heartwarming that people really went out of their way to get his stuff back.

[@samuelevans738]

What's the story behind this? I'm new to this guy's channel, so...

[@adrianmarc5430]

When Bearded flipped off the computer tower. I felt that.

[@noise38]

The funniest part of the video is just Bearded’s laugh.

[@sherbftfy2287]

"every seven years i go through a great depression" he sounds like donald trump if he lost the election five times in a row

[@jakkothy]

im the guy in voice chat :)

[@RambunctiousReptilian]

I wish this was a stream so we could hear two hours of the Golden Chimp in the video game Team Defense Base The Second, starring the Heavy Weapons Guy, out now on Steam.

[@Drghost1235]

You forgot 'on steam for free'

[@ZaccoOfficial]

I never realised how funny Bearded and his friends were until this video wtf

[@world4me]

Bearded looks just like he sounds Like a damned legend

[@RubberMango]

You will NEVER know what Max's sign was, I CENSORED IT FOR A REASON.

[@mrskope]

Tell me or i will destroy a mango

[@simpslayer9284]

Tell us or I will shave your eyebrows off

[@orpheus9098]

tell me or I'll shave your eyelashes with a butterknife

[@goco3553]

tell me or i'll peel the mango's skin off

[@gayahhbihh]

TELL NOW

[@phyess]

bearded's laugh makes me laugh

[@boy-tb9sr]

I enjoy the consumption of bread heated until rock like

[@nigelxd3735]

Damm, he can actually talk like a calm person, never could imagine it

[@Mischings]

Bearded is one of the most hilarious tf2 youtubers alive. I've never laughed this hard in a tf2 video in so much time.

[@LieutenantLettuce]

This video actively destroys and recreates my brain cells.

[@high55550]

Did you know that eating 3 entire pizzas is healthier than dying

[@yomshmoney3156]

Him hitting his computer has me dying

[@toroprotoloco]

14:48 don’t forget the Mexican guy that says “WE ALL GOING TO DIE”

[@distant1334]

Bearded is the kind of kid to hide the teachers wig and then laugh at the teacher why he comes to class bald

[@lord_eyad_egg7287]

The king of Tf2 👑right next to big Joey

[@ringo7395]

Bearded’s laugh brings me joy

[@Bluntula]

Trump is tf2s new anti cheat.

[@impazie]

barely works and in the rare times it does, it's a 4-hour ban

[@schweppley1614]

Jesse we need to pray to allah

[@whoiskorbo]

He just fucking deports all the hackers

[@ahumblecat1691]

@@schweppley1614 yeah sure why not. Let’s do it together:))

[@scooble_]

“Trump secured”

[@jrmimesfm6551]

Glad your heavy set is back, Bearded! Good video as well ^^

[@KevinTheStickmansDisciple]

the video has only been out for 1 minute how did you watch it all

[@goawayplease.]

Mime is god

[@RadarMoo]

this came out on national coming out day so bearded i.. is....

[@redthree603]

You weren't lying, this video is pretty frickin funny!

[@thatgoodstuff1986]

Bearded laughs bring me such joy

[@retrosniperrus]

Bearded Expense appears in t-pose behind robber (who stole his items) Beard: Heavy will now lay egg in your mouth. Bearded: 1:39 *chicken invaders 2 theme cut*

[@shewmaker]

God damn the fact that Bearded got most of his shit back just proves how caring the tf2 community is.

[@LUIGIMAN309]

I'm glad you got your stuff back Bearded! You're the funniest youtuber I've ever seen and I'm glad to see you doing well again!

[@notmyregularemail8434]

Hey Bearded-- I know how the whole thing lately has been sucky, but we get past that. I started to main heavy after I saw how much fun other YT'ers had from it, and I haven't stopped there. It went from being my 2nd least played class to my 3rd played class. Thank you for being out here! :)

[@that_dwayneee]

I main demo because I am addicted to 3 digit numbers

[@gayahhbihh]

I dont even play tf2, but im a pyro main.

[@maxdriever7668]

@@gayahhbihh I am so sorry

[@gayahhbihh]

@@maxdriever7668 Why? I have fun, And im not toxic

[@maxdriever7668]

@@gayahhbihh I was mostly joking lmao. I have no room to talk, I play spy and medic. I do think pyro is a fun class to play and I play his sometimes, just not as often as my other primary picks.

[@Helpmegetsubswithnovideo-nn6oq]

I wonder if Beard knows that Trump's son plays roblox and watches anime

[@swafty5813]

Makes me wonder what anime the kid watched?

[@coolfish721]

@@swafty5813 boko no pico

[@whotesamurai]

@@coolfish721 oh no...

[@goco3553]

@@whotesamurai *menacing troll face* oh yes

[@whotesamurai]

@@goco3553 curiosity got the better of me back in the day, and watched it all the way because there was no going back. How foolish of me

[@calvinkaplan7406]

I was nota expecting bearded to look like a legitimate mobster, I feel like I'm watching an old movie

[@monsoon3816]

He even sounds like one

[@rsceway7945]

That image of Tyler is so powerful, and I don't know why

[@Auraxen]

It’s amazing to see the community work so hard together to help bearded

[@abielarguijo61]

1:33 that smile is so pure

[@PetshopFromFortnite]

I can't wait for bearded to be the new muselk because of all this talent

[@RotBrainOP]

from beardeds voice why did i kinda expect him to look like a mafia boss in real life lmao

[@dtpm64]

I’m happy bearded has his items back

[@sauceboss2210]

I will never get over how badass his intro and outro song is

[@ushankadog18]

This is the first Bearded Expense video I've ever seen. He has just obtained another subscriber.

[@mercy4240]

Didn’t know Bearded looked like such a Chad

[@MasterTopHat]

I laugh so hard watching I actually injured my self by laughing I’m not joking

[@AleksMysz]

Bearded My Man We need another Hunger Games Please! That video and stream were PURE GOLD!!!!

[@jcplays5831]

Bearded, your laugh is so infectious I love it. Also, your so god damn humble.

[@itsya_boi4135]

I'm glad that you got your stuff back.

[@lionobama1397]

seeing bearded really just turned my life onto the best path there ever is

[@mzov_1724]

Beard looks like Damien Lee's Hollywood version

[@Señor_Clean]

Bearded when he finds the person who stole his items: PUNCH HIM SO ARD HE EXPLODES.......AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!

[@cheezkid2689]

Man, this video is crusty but still absolutely hilarious. Top notch.

[@cadaver5549]

In all my years of watching TF2 content, and playing tf2. Bearded is the king of earrape and this fact is undisputed

[@caber3892]

This is legitimately hilarious. Please make more.

[@Odd-Definition]

Love you beard, hope you have an amazing day!!

[@poothathere4011]

Bearded's laugh always makes it so much funnier

[@kuuwote2908]

This is legendary, please make more content like this.

[@umbrellacorparation546]

This is the best content I’ve ever seen :)

[@fatalerror5278]

The return of the Heavy Weapons King

[@goawayplease.]

Im glad you got most of your stuff back

[@bigtony5911]

Hey Bearded. This is Big Tony. My bank account got hacked so I couldn't help you out on patreon. Sorry, man.

[@apoc4lypseArisen]

this feels like 2011-13 style content not PERFECT resolution and quality, but it’s really good content

[@bungusmcdingus]

I forgot just how satisfying bearded voice is

[@sample_text_legend]

Bearded Jones - Raiders of the Golden Chimp

[@maxdriever7668]

Thank you bearded. You never fail to make me laugh when I’m going through some shit. Thank you dude. :)

[@jgaming-zy5bg]

bearded's smile is contagious

[@jackson-dh2mm]

Holy shit, just when I needed a good laugh, I see that you uploaded a new vid. I love your content and always will Beard. You're the man, stay awesome.

[@Firstbase-kw6rg]

So so far in our TF3 lineup, we have scout but he’s a spider, scout but he’s a whale, Donald Trump, Heavy 2: he’s fuckin angry, and haunted monkey idol.

[@alexthe2nd437]

The Heavy god has finally arrived again to kill chumps

[@BoozMcGroove]

I can't stop saying this, but I'm 18 and Beard looks like someone I'd want to be my dad

[@eddymcchucklenuggets]

Good to hear you're back in one piece. Keep it real my guy!

[@skrubbym]

this is actually the hardest ive ever laughed

[@kanonkulan5780]

I'm so very happy that you have gotten much of your stuff back.

[@Schtoinkus]

I’m watching this on a separate screen while playing borderlands and the autotuned baby at 4:30 played right as an npc loaded in T-posed and spinning in place, and then he sat down on a bench when the sound stopped. Spooky

[@springharry1256]

So this is the legendary “gaming time”

[@a1rg3ar31]

I think my favorite GTA5 npc panic line is the chick screaming "TAMPONS!"

[@Mr.Miami554]

5:34 the laugh almost killed me

[@dave-o2154]

Jesus Christ how do I get hair like that.

[@loganboss3812]

Bearded looks like he gives great hugs

[@Engihere-yt]

bearded looks like the 40yearold pizza master that has a secret gaming history, i did not expect him to be uhh this chungusy(?) but still, looks like a big italian god father pillow of a person with the skills of chandler to induce laughter in us

[@thegoldenknight989]

beard at the start of this video looks like a mafia boss talking to his underlings

[@ShlivingShleafers]

Bearded: *No views and uploaded 12 seconds ago* Me: It's all coming together

[@ethanmarkel8638]

I love the videos man, I laugh at all of your dumb jokes and I hope you can afford a new computer so I can laugh in 4K

[@Serensetti]

I just recently got scammed myself, lost around $600 in items that I was trying to cash out to pay rent. I may have been evicted and in a terrible mental state, but I'm glad you got your stuff back.

[@AlPootis]

Oof.

[@gayahhbihh]

Hope you recovered man.

[@anapia5051]

Really happy that the tf2 community came through and helped you recover from the scam. I had many friends lose $$$ to the exact same event.

[@piyo744]

bearded looks exactly like his voice and i love him. keep going strong man, we love you

[@Samwiz1]

Huh, didn't know that 'bout the Notch hat. Thanks for sharing.

[@bishdish2445]

Ngl, love these videos, aside from sometimes the quality this is really good. Hope to see more content from you.

[@hoob8328]

Bearded is the perfect being, through any video quality, he is no man, nor god, he is. Bearded.

[@Espen_Scarlett]

Its nice to see you get your items back because you inspired me to play tf2 again and you are also one of the big reason I love playing heavy because it reminds me of your videos like this

[@unclesloppy8518]

6:11 that engie just went to fucking high earth orbit

[@telosladd7706]

This a good substitute for when sound smitherson isn’t active. Keep it up!

[@At0m1c_At0m]

This guy could literally be in a mafia movie his voice is that amazing

[@rayverse4308]

Yes! Its our lord and savior Bearded Expence

[@wrennybih]

somehow your noises are the only thing that can get my cat to fall asleep

[@craboverlord478]

2:01 I'm dying why does he say "a spyda" like that I'm almost crying