At this point my voice is almost completely gone... WARNING: DO NOT PLAY THIS GAME, YOU WILL GET SICK (And you may die, check back with me in a couple days for that) 1 SUBSCRIBE = 1 TISSUE //// 1 SHARE = 1 MEDICINE FOR SICK BOI ❤️🤧 GIVING AWAY Let's Go EEVEE! - tinyurl.com/yd4sraoh
@shayed_66686 жыл бұрын
Its suppose to be that dark you need to use a light source. How have you never played ark before. You also dont need to make a new character every time......also this game normally looks like this on other consoles and alot of ppl play this game and enjoy it. The game also isnt meant to look super good.
@mollocativ6076 жыл бұрын
I'm in the wrong video, but Fallout 76 actually made me sick. I ended up vomiting because of motion sickness
@bigraven65416 жыл бұрын
Was there any single-player only? Looks like most of the problems were because of being on-line?
@shayed_66686 жыл бұрын
@@bigraven6541 yes there is
@thepopmanbrad6 жыл бұрын
yeah the mobile port seemed to have done a way better job then the console port and the mobile port is free to play and you have to pay for the switch port i have no idea what there thoughts are when they made this
@ickcat6 жыл бұрын
He's really just sick because he accidentally licked the cartridge. That would make anybody sick.
@darkstardayne87606 жыл бұрын
Jacob Allan accidentally on purpose (somehow?)
@DanielKirkwoodVideo6 жыл бұрын
I do this with every game now just to make sure haha!!
@mitchelraziel30626 жыл бұрын
1. How do you know this and 2. How much experience do you have with this?!
@EnderMon6 жыл бұрын
Mitchel Raziel it’s a known fact that they flavor their cartridges with a terrible taste..... apparently it’s to keep small children from eating them lol
@EnderMon6 жыл бұрын
oceanichelicopter lol... so what’s it taste like
@ShadowCorgo6 жыл бұрын
The title was cut off so when I saw the thumbnail I looked at the thermometer and thought: "Ark on Nintendo Switch literally made me pregnant"
@sour10206 жыл бұрын
Joseph Mateo You mean pregananate?
@squidwardstesticles59146 жыл бұрын
RK Studios you mean pargenant?
@tanglelover6 жыл бұрын
@@lordcatington8188 you mean gregnant
@orangedude56106 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean pomegranate?
@Peng_Pong6 жыл бұрын
Is he Pregrante? *spanish guitar*
@newbproYT4 жыл бұрын
"I cannot find a way to level anything up" he says while cycling through the obviously highlighted icons XD
@treble12006 жыл бұрын
Everyone looks at their own snot after blowing their nose. Gotta see how epic it is, right?
@DanielKirkwoodVideo6 жыл бұрын
100% dude
@EDFCentral6 жыл бұрын
treble1200 I dont because I hate the look of snot. Had a guy who couldn't believe I didnt look at my snot like I was a freak for not looking at my goo.
@trentoinsano6 жыл бұрын
Same when I take a dump. Some people don’t look back and just flush. I gotta see how epic that turd was lol
@cubegleamer21556 жыл бұрын
WORD. And anyone who says they don't smell their farts is a liar. I will say though that picking your butt and smelling your finger is a faux pas.
@MikeTheEnforcer6 жыл бұрын
And yet Warframe runs amazing on Switch.
@CrypticSpoon16 жыл бұрын
Ark just runs like that anyway ark is a completely different game a completely different genre and wants achieve different things and experiences. Dont be ignorant
@matthewradeschi67116 жыл бұрын
CrypticSpoon It can’t even run probably on an Xbox One X or PS4 Pro. He’s not ignorant. The problem is the developers are notorious for terrible optimization and not bothering with patches.
@dnmegasdan20046 жыл бұрын
But can switch run crysis?????? I guarantee you it could, in ultra.
@DanielKirkwoodVideo6 жыл бұрын
ARK ran awful on the Xbox One dude
@vertitis6 жыл бұрын
I believe it's mostly due to Ark having too many animated objects while Warframe has alot less and uses alot of static objects instead.
@sal_ad5 жыл бұрын
The room you were trapped in when you spawned was because a player built it to trap people
@rachelmilligan954 жыл бұрын
CoffeeWithWaffles Idk if it was a spawn trap lol I think a bob just got really lucky building their beach house 😂 spawn traps don’t usually have beds or boxes etc
@deadinsideandout29344 жыл бұрын
It was a trap
@kevloid48916 жыл бұрын
I'm not kidding I actually got an "Ark for Nintendo Switch" ad in the middle of the video... How ironic xD
@hudsontheperson53935 жыл бұрын
kevin yeet that’s how ads work
@aak96895 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sveinkaptein13616 жыл бұрын
.-. this is just normal ark
@eoinnofallamhain89366 жыл бұрын
Ikr
@johnnyhernandez37036 жыл бұрын
not true.. buy a good pc, and even on an ipad that looks better
@sveinkaptein13616 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyhernandez3703 not talking about the looks, the sounds the spawns and everything else exeapt looks
@bananaduck17156 жыл бұрын
On pc and mobil3 is better
@sveinkaptein13616 жыл бұрын
Pika Gaming bro, u stupid?
@CubeHeadGaming035 жыл бұрын
That yawning when you died was because the character fell asleep because of the Titanoboa's poison
@narwhale6325 жыл бұрын
Ark is a really fun game once you get the hang of it. At first it just throws you in the deep end. With a weight tied to you. And then dumps hungry dinosaurs onto you.
@Obama___5 жыл бұрын
Narwhale Gaming! So true, I have played ark on pc for over 800 hours (send help) and it has to be one of the funnest games I have ever played
@doose2614 жыл бұрын
True but at how bad is optimized for pc I don't see how they even thougt to port it to the switch
@spiritwardrobe83304 жыл бұрын
Haha, so true
@solacies4 жыл бұрын
@@doose261 money
@conman3609theoriginal4 жыл бұрын
and on pc makes it legit 10,000 x better any pc gamers will know what im talking about
@ashleytoole29026 жыл бұрын
Bob Ross paintings are much more detailed than that.... Even if they are only made with three brush strokes.
@ghfhnfhnfd6 жыл бұрын
LMAO you made my night lollllll
@Karl2694 жыл бұрын
Bob ross is gay
@aliensinthecabinet91114 жыл бұрын
karl Tammerand lmaooo
@Nerex275 жыл бұрын
This was a very funny video but obviously this guy has never played ark
@ArtseyGurl5 жыл бұрын
'Obviously' as in he literally said so in the video he's never played? Then yeah
@noalb31085 жыл бұрын
That totally excuses the game's horrible game design.
@Krypho5 жыл бұрын
so true, (sniff), so true
@memelord14215 жыл бұрын
You people do know it is on Xbox one ps4 and pc
@businessgoose40915 жыл бұрын
nesznoe2 He didn’t say that it did. He was referring to how he acted like only the switch version looked bad.
@definitely_jj6 жыл бұрын
I've clocked hundreds of hours in Ark offline on PC, but this port looks devastating.
@ambiguousgender76166 жыл бұрын
J Smith ark offline? Errrr
@Anipixelz6 жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousgender7616 single player
@ambiguousgender76166 жыл бұрын
Anipix I know what he meant but offline/single player in ark is a repetitive borefest. Game's only fun when you're either raiding or being raided yourself.
@Anipixelz6 жыл бұрын
@@ambiguousgender7616 meh it's subjective
@wouterrammeloo6 жыл бұрын
I love this game to on ps4. But this port is not the best
@chickenator846 жыл бұрын
I don't know how anybody could have expected anything better. The game runs like trash on the Xbox One and even runs like trash on high end PCs. The Switch never stood a chance, but it isn't the fault of the Switch. The game itself is terribly coded.
@MshSh-sl2rt6 жыл бұрын
chickenator84 a 1050 ti can run it on highest settings or near highest settings at 60-90 fps
@saadhesham49656 жыл бұрын
The high end pcs comment Is couldn't be farther from the truth it runs pretty well and the game is pretty fun provided you have a machine that can run it
@nickcarney67366 жыл бұрын
It runs decent not good on base consoles. It runs a pretty good on the pro and one x and even better on high end pc's.
@chrisrichfield89066 жыл бұрын
@@MshSh-sl2rt that is a lie, my 1060 cant even keep 60 fps with mix of medium and high settings.
@Lick1176 жыл бұрын
Lol must be a sub taking the KZbinrs word for it.
@cellpigeon4 жыл бұрын
This is just normal ark, you’re spoiled by good graphics.
@gausts4 жыл бұрын
I thought ark had amazing graphics.
@elliotlaw15904 жыл бұрын
Definitely not just normal ark, see it on epic settings, at 1080p at 100fps on a PC and you'll see how beautiful ark can look
@gausts4 жыл бұрын
@@elliotlaw1590 Ark looks garbage on any settings.
@connoronoror65554 жыл бұрын
Actually, it’s the switch. Ark takes a lot to play, even my Xbox crashes over bodies of water. PC ark tho, the best.
@gausts4 жыл бұрын
@@connoronoror6555 Ark and the best can't be in the same sentence. There are hundreds of better games.
@SamTuckMan6 жыл бұрын
9:08 that's because the titanoboa knocked you out and you feel asleep right as you died XD
@Skyypixelgamer5 жыл бұрын
SamTuckMan yeah
@orionmoreno72505 жыл бұрын
если вы перевели это, то хорошая работа это было буквально kzbin.info/www/bejne/n5-xnmSsltl5asU никакого смысла в этом
@alizain73405 жыл бұрын
Man, its not the switch, this is ark. Even the part where all the graphics turn to polygons. I think you are not an ark kind of person.
@JanitorMusician5 жыл бұрын
it is the switch my dude... the switch wasn't built to render this much stuff at once... pc runs it way better although still glitchy its not this bad
@hyper36185 жыл бұрын
It's both, but mainly the devs not optimizing the game at all for any system, it still looks like an early access title.
@jamesmoore16905 жыл бұрын
@ANGRY CHIHUAHUA STUDIOS yeah but you forget that any game could run on an Android if you lower the resolution enough but that still doesn't mean the switch sucks I actually do think it's Ark and not the switch because they've got Skyrim on there I got Skyrim to run on $100 tablet but not at 1080p
@TheGirugamesh10005 жыл бұрын
james moore He was saying it was Ark and not the Switch did you actually read his comments? He literally verbatim said, "It's the not Switch it's the game."
@alizain73405 жыл бұрын
@ANGRY CHIHUAHUA STUDIOS dafuq, you could have written all that in one comment, but ok. Anyways, although i don't play ark that much, I do find it relatively enjoyable. My point being: even though you may think a game is boring, different genres of games are made for different people. Games like Ark and Rust are made for a very different kind of audiance and genre than what this dude usually covers. Btw, i think you should try Ark before you judge its quality. Sure it is boring to watch but so are games like minecraft. 😁
@BobQKazoo5 жыл бұрын
The effect of things becoming blurry is a system called Dynamic Resolution. It will raise and lower the res of the game according to the situation/location to help maintain a consistent frame rate.
@Bobby_Lite6 жыл бұрын
At 9:00 you just got knocked out by the titanaboa right before you died so it played you passing out and then it played your death sound
@sickofitall895 жыл бұрын
yeah its literally yawning from going to sleep due to high torpor.
@avci60845 жыл бұрын
B0bbyL1teFTW yea lol
@matcha10216 жыл бұрын
just a couple more days boiis!!
@PedroMatos4826 жыл бұрын
T h r e e d a y s
@hafz94176 жыл бұрын
Till Pubg On PS4 BABEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
@darkscot13386 жыл бұрын
3 is not a couple... making me doubt the days...
@eliseotorres79586 жыл бұрын
2 days for midnight release
@darkscot13386 жыл бұрын
@@eliseotorres7958 you are aware it will be midnight on Friday making it 3. Unless you are going for we are closer to midnight tomorrow route then rounding down.
@Liquidforce44415 жыл бұрын
Your mistake was playing Ark for your first time on the Switch. Yes it has some flaws but lately there has been a ton of improvements all around on PC and it really is a great survival game. Terrible port though my god .
@Postingdog2 жыл бұрын
Well unfortunately my first time playing ark was on switch.
@vinkennest32742 жыл бұрын
You guys had some fun i got the mobile version Its even worse
@darkwingchuck50056 жыл бұрын
Are you sure it's not the PlayStation Classic making you sick?
@squidwardstesticles59146 жыл бұрын
I’m still recovering from wwe on switch
@heisenbergwhite006 жыл бұрын
30fps games on the switch make me sick...I got sick from playing Doom and warframe on the switch....it literally made my head hurt
@AlvinEarthworm6 жыл бұрын
@@heisenbergwhite00 Aww. Poor widdle snowflake. Did it strain your delicate little eyeballs?
@heisenbergwhite006 жыл бұрын
@@AlvinEarthworm Haha are you 10 or just butthurt?
@AlvinEarthworm6 жыл бұрын
@@heisenbergwhite00 lol. The little troll who claims they're getting sick from playing games at 30fps is accusing me of being butthurt. Clearly you're the one who hasn't reached puberty yet, kid.
@justinbtdbattles62846 жыл бұрын
Oh, they added N64 games on switch? Nice!
@mr.eggawott83725 жыл бұрын
Soon there’s gonna be a Minecraft version of ark. Pixark!
@elizabethbestor844 жыл бұрын
Pixar or Pixart lol joke
@OfficerKrapo3 жыл бұрын
No it's not joke lol it's gonna be real game
@OfficerKrapo3 жыл бұрын
@David Joy yes SDPAKDSDkSADLSldk i played it and it suck ngl
@sindyharris33254 жыл бұрын
You have to be good at the game and know what your doing to survive. You can’t just walk into a game with killing Dino’s and hope they don’t notice you. Just practice and you won’t always die.
@caseys26986 жыл бұрын
This was one of the funniest videos you've ever released, despite the disheartened attitude. Something about a bad game "making you sick" is just genius, and it fits perfectly. Feel better soon, man. 😷🤒➡️😌
@WigWoo13 жыл бұрын
Why didn't you play a single player world? Or play it for the first time on ANY other platform
@patrickdelaurentiis67526 жыл бұрын
Bottom Line: Ark devs should be embarrassed.
@darkvendar8956 жыл бұрын
They had a charity event that said "Watch the Ark Team Embarrassed themselves for kids" You and i both know the game is already such a shameful concoction
@patrickdelaurentiis67526 жыл бұрын
@ I disagree. DOOM runs just fine on the Switch. Ark's problem is they don't know how to compress their assets. That's why on steam its nearly 100GBs
6 жыл бұрын
@@patrickdelaurentiis6752 Ark is drastically more demanding than Doom though. And to top it off, Doom ran at 60fps on the other consoles and so they had 30fps that they could take right off the top when porting it to the Switch and even then, it runs very poorly in combat.
@snugswashere65046 жыл бұрын
@ if the Switch is so dated, they should not have bothered porting the game in the first place. Stop giving these developers excuses.
@snugswashere65046 жыл бұрын
@ I would not say "horribly weak" The Switch is stronger than the Wii U. The Wii U is stronger than the 360. That's not bad. Nintendo has done some amazing things with the Switch. And the Shield TV (which has the same tegra chip the switch has) is running 360 era games rather well. We don't need a portable super computer. The Switch's battery life is already poor. Imagine what it would be if the thing was even stronger graphically.
@lordz196 жыл бұрын
My brother begged for this game. He is 11. My parents agreed, but he had to get $60. I told him it was bad and it has worst GUI I have ever seen. He said it was good and bought it anyway. Played it once. It is now sitting on my Xbox taking up 100GB of space. He refuses to get rid of it. It's been 6 months.
@themindfinder50376 жыл бұрын
LittleFox74 oof
@SpookyNugs6 жыл бұрын
Ouch
@dannyhale40136 жыл бұрын
It’s not 100gb it’s about 65
@dougvarney19086 жыл бұрын
Try playing it it's fun but the switch port sucks.
@SpookyNugs6 жыл бұрын
@@dougvarney1908 I personally couldn't get into it. The controls were awful and it was so hard to figure things out and then playing by yourself is just massive grinding.
@Lt_Aoi5 жыл бұрын
When I saw the title of the video I though you would talk about how the Switch port is, but I realized you're making an actual review of the game (which was released for many other platforms) and your experience with it. That really got to me since I've been playing this game on PC for a while, and I can tell you, this is what the game has always been, the sounds, the graphics, the gameplay. The game's performance is really bad even on higher end PCs and on the other consoles it's been released on. But despite all of that we should all be surprised by how this game runs on the Switch and even mobile, granted that if even a high end PC can't run it properly, how would a handheld device be able to accomplish even half of the already horrendous performance of the other platforms?
@reageer30946 жыл бұрын
I've been playing ARK on pc for about two years now and I have to say, it's an awesome game (Yes, that's my opinion and I understand that people have different opinions). It definitely has its bugs and flaws, but it's a bunch of fun. It's also one of the most time-consuming and hard games I have ever played... I was hopeful for the Switch version, but if it's this bad... the audio quality, the rendering.. just everything... (Although, when talking about performance, the game doesn't run well on any platform.) If you don't want to grind and die all the time, you can play on an unofficial or modded server with boosted rates or mods that make life easier. The game also gets a lot more fun the further you get into it. I'm not hating or trying to change people's opinions, but it's just something I had to say.
@jacksauce6 жыл бұрын
Reageer I love the game a lot too. I also don’t recall him pulling up the settings tab or anything of that manner, really, to try and make the game play better. I still might get the game just because I know that it will get better as more updates come to it. Also, if you really like Ark, then you should definitely check out the KZbinr PeteZahHutt. He uploads daily extinction episodes on a KZbinr smp that he created.
@demonicpurgatory21896 жыл бұрын
The game sucks I hate it. It’s not fun bought it day one when it came out on PS4 and been disappointed since awful experience
@speakeazy65956 жыл бұрын
@@demonicpurgatory2189 true it's so unpolished
@darkvendar8956 жыл бұрын
It is... it is not at all an awesome game. I understand thats your opinion but.. cmon look at it. How can it even be considered good? I was part of a Alpha PVP tribe n it was great having that power but i just realized the game was just not good. Hard to look at even on a one x.
@thenoicemango18276 жыл бұрын
The reason why I avoid playing Ark is because it's too time consuming. I have friend on steam who have over 3000 hours on Ark.
@まなと隊.焼き4 жыл бұрын
7 deaths in 10 minutes I died more than that in just 10 minutes , dying in ark is pretty normal thing if youre new
@Superschemer342 жыл бұрын
Don’t you lose everything if you die?
@itsyaboijack51785 жыл бұрын
Guess who should have ported it? Panic Button
@twistedkrazy19465 жыл бұрын
knew it
@ashtonburgess89396 жыл бұрын
I bought this game after first getting a switch, thinking a dinosaur survival game would be cool, was playing on the hand held mod and it actually crashed!! Rate -10/10
@DJB0X3R6 жыл бұрын
ashton burgess just want to say that if you have Nintendo Switch Online when there is an auto-backup a game can crash happened to me twice with one game.
@zalinuxdev78176 жыл бұрын
Never had a crash myself.
@zalinuxdev78176 жыл бұрын
@@SselluosS That sucks man. Ark has always been buggy though. Are you online? I'm offline. I heard online crashes more frequently. It's definitely not a good port, but having fun so far myself.
@SselluosS6 жыл бұрын
@@zalinuxdev7817 offline. & I really love the concept and gameplay, the port it's self is just awful. I can't handle the blurriness. Half the time I can't tell what's a few feet in front of me. I'm hoping we get more patches in the future. I'd even be happy with last gen level graphics if it made it more stable and not so fuzzy looking
@bananaduck17156 жыл бұрын
Guys on switch it sucks but on pc it is better than anything else
@JM-iv5rk5 жыл бұрын
This game struggles to run on my pc (ryzen 5 2600x, rtx 2070. 16gb ram), so when I saw they made a switch version i just started laughing in the store.
@bve73974 жыл бұрын
Dude you should not have a problem
@JM-iv5rk4 жыл бұрын
@@bve7397 well it doesnt "struggle" it just has some fps drops here and there. I havent played in a long time though so idk how optimized it is nowadays
@vegetalko4 жыл бұрын
@@JM-iv5rk I am playing on lowest settings and having good time. Depends what you expect from your PC i guess.(AMD x4 860k, GTX 750)
@thegodnamedtodd85245 жыл бұрын
I've been playing ARK: Survival Evolved on PC since launch. t's come a long way since then. But the version on Switch is an absolute disgrace.
@connoronoror65554 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Console Handhelds won’t run a game like ark that well. Even my Xbox has problems, but it’s a release-date Xbox. I’ve been playing Xbox ark since launch and lets just say, it only runs smoothly on PC. Even on Xbox I crash randomly over areas of water and die.
@JudeLuca6854 жыл бұрын
It runs fine on my Xbox One X
@ferretmansgameplay34754 жыл бұрын
Is pix ark any better
@makemeasandwhich80544 жыл бұрын
Your a disgrace
@euronico79494 жыл бұрын
Crazy Dog Done a Bog says the guy who doesn’t even know the difference between your and you’re...shamelessly disgraceful
@sweetyeet2356 жыл бұрын
lmao you dont have to make a new character every time you die
@markstewart42825 жыл бұрын
SweetYeet no
@kingmegaburgesss26265 жыл бұрын
Sweetyeet this game actually does sucks like it there’s no balance in this game
@cellpigeon4 жыл бұрын
King Mega burgesss the game is supposed to be hard...
@kylem.74664 жыл бұрын
@@cellpigeon ...a game can be hard without being an unpolished product that's barely optimized for pcs, let alone consoles.
@Beastmode_Mr26 жыл бұрын
You should see Nintendo’s trailer for this game. Talk about false advertising.
@DotHackerKite946 жыл бұрын
No it was wild card's. they put that trailer for all of their trailers (which is PC footage.)
@XplodingTurtle6 жыл бұрын
Derek Wilkens 2
@Isaac-yr9dx5 жыл бұрын
I think you just ain't a ark guy. I've loved this game for years, and at the beginning I died a lot. If you get experienced, it is amazing
@jaxonbirza47745 жыл бұрын
Same I love ark and it is hard at the beginning but once you get into it its so fun
@unevenbulb7675 жыл бұрын
*an
@cellpigeon4 жыл бұрын
En Chant You’re so smart bro.
@quendelf4 жыл бұрын
Amazing is a strong word lol
@pickletacos4 жыл бұрын
Abbie Roberts strong is a strong word
@swirls16484 жыл бұрын
This should be illegal, only the og’s know the ps4 ark experience with the real 20 fps
@xinflict30784 жыл бұрын
Try pc OGs.
@VCiPz6 жыл бұрын
I got sick just from watching this video lmao. Literally was considering buying this the other day but saw the gameplay and bought Diablo 3 instead.
@darkscot13386 жыл бұрын
Good choice.
@qphlat27266 жыл бұрын
VCiPz Smart decision. Diablo 3 on Switch is legit.
@mangoesinspace726 жыл бұрын
Wow you couldn’t give ark a chance it makes me sick that people don’t give the game a chance
@mangoesinspace726 жыл бұрын
Graphics really don’t matter you bought a switch you should’ve known that game still look bad
@qphlat27266 жыл бұрын
Mangoes In Space I’m going to pick it up but I’m waiting for a price drop first.
@medusa91125 жыл бұрын
I got this game because my daughter and her b/f were playing it, and they seemed to be having a ton of fun. yes, its not a visual, smooth-running treat... but I just love to play it.. every day brings a new disaster - oops, sorry - challenge - lol, which usually involves violent death. it's amazing. Not easy, no hand holding, but soooo much fun , and very compulsive. No regrets;)
@proffesorballs5128 Жыл бұрын
What do you think of the new update of the game?
@Blake-py2ce5 жыл бұрын
Few things to take into consideration it was lighting up the area u press to level up and you yawned before you died because the Titanboa gave u a sleep effect before your death but other than that honestly it was helpful knowing about the horrible frame rates and rendering
@Arachnyd_5 жыл бұрын
On a Switch? Maybe, on literally everything else but Mobile? It’s amazing.
@user-zw3xl3ey2d5 жыл бұрын
Its not amazing.Its hot garbage, but I still love it.
@papscal16904 жыл бұрын
I think Ark looks really bad, even on PC with max settings.
@deetsitmeisterjd4 жыл бұрын
"Amazing" you need to go outside my dude....
@TheDuckyDino4 жыл бұрын
Ark is the worst game I ever loved
@grief7345 жыл бұрын
Yeah ur just not a ark person my guy, even on PC with epic settings this game is still kinda like 😂
@-yourandyoureare2different6125 жыл бұрын
I don't like this game, too many animals attack me at the start while I'm building my hay hut!
@-yourandyoureare2different6125 жыл бұрын
A big snek attacked me! And a crocodile attacked me, then a shining rhino ran over me! Then some birds, then I was chased by a scorpian then some spiders joined in, them some Makoa joined in, then long necc attacked me, then some random I was chased by some chicked and I run until I died, then fish attacked me when I went in for a drink, then the fall damage attacked me!
@-yourandyoureare2different6125 жыл бұрын
@Orochimaru ' why?
@-yourandyoureare2different6125 жыл бұрын
@Orochimaru ' I hate Switch! The console is expensive and it runs like a phone!
@DisDatK94 жыл бұрын
It’s like Rust. Not for me at all, and I don’t understand the allure, but it’s continuously in the top 10 most played games on Steam and has been for years. But hey, I love Death Stranding, so I’m glad there are games for everyone.
@Jojo_Senior6 жыл бұрын
I think I’m gonna choose this over smash
@stonkguy05296 жыл бұрын
Ok, you do you, no matter how hard people try to put you in an insane asylum.
@naevis62566 жыл бұрын
JUST CAUSE ITS BAD ON SWITCH DOESNT MEAN ITS BAD ON EVERYTHING ELSE. THIS GAME IS SUCH A HUGE PHENOMENON
@TopFurret6 жыл бұрын
I love ARK, but no, seriously. This system was never meant to run it.
@johnnyhernandez37036 жыл бұрын
the switch just sucks.. i dont even know why i baught it.. i just need to sell it now i dont even use it
@wetsalad39106 жыл бұрын
@@TopFurret I think it could of run it better, but the port was completely half arsed.
@Oogasra6 жыл бұрын
Ark has a great Concept, but Wildcard executed it poorly and are almost nonredeemable. Unless they "No Man Sky" It, it's a buggy mess that has alot of memory leaks and glitches. If Wildcard pulls their head out of their tush and actually fix the game before releasing content, then this would be a great game. Not the Switch Version though. I get they want to get the game into as many hands as possible, but they need to fix the game before they move forward with it. Warframe on the Switch even runs smoothly. Why can't Wildcard swallow their pride and do the same?
@princessaria6 жыл бұрын
Paappa Brony and it's been out for literal years hasn't it? They keep adding expansions rather than fixing the damn thing.
@sickofitall895 жыл бұрын
Bahaha you wish , nah they will just release another game instead of fixing ARK , oh and what do you know they did releease another game its in early access now - ATLAS.
@l1z4rdbr34th905 жыл бұрын
@@sickofitall89 That's basically a reskin of ARK, don't let them fool you, don't give Wildcard your time or money.
@sickofitall895 жыл бұрын
@@l1z4rdbr34th90 i know that it's not even a reskin it was planned dlc which turned out a "game" while everything from ARK remained in it's files... Piss poor job like with ARK i simply don't get it how is it that people still give them money after ARK releasing a dlc while in early access?!
@Taczy20235 жыл бұрын
@Swag Swagginson I have a 1060 6gb and the game runs ultra/high settings at 50-60 fps. All the people who say the game is terribly un-optimized are either misinformed on how computer performance works or have barely played the game at all.
@redmage92615 жыл бұрын
The thing that made me laugh the most is how most of these issues are just typical Ark. Spawning where people have laid out homes, being attacked immediately, not really have any direction and needing to figure out for yourself how to do things like leveling up. That's standard Ark. Even the bad frame rates, sound effects, and not stellar graphics are typical Ark gameplay. However, I do agree that this game feels like something either in the code or design was done inefficiently that causes the bad performance and I wasn't expecting it to get much better going to handheld/console.
@TheFroggyFellow6 жыл бұрын
This game deserves best art direction award this year!
@mrROFLsauce16 жыл бұрын
Game doesn’t even run stable with a 1080ti. I definitely expected this
@julianharney8766 жыл бұрын
Should run fine maybe upgrade the rest of your PC. 😊
@MsToshi19906 жыл бұрын
RX580 here. Running perfectly fine.
@daflyingpotato29316 жыл бұрын
I have i7-6700k, 1080ti, 32gb ddr4 @3200, installed on ssd and yes the game runs like crap
@n8tiveashii6 жыл бұрын
@@julianharney876 yea people just think its the GPU but everything else also matters
@StormcrowETC6 жыл бұрын
@@daflyingpotato2931 Something is crazy wrong with your rig if that's true.
@Ur_fav_brunette_Stacy3 жыл бұрын
Nintendo deserved a slap for allowing this junk to be played on the Switch. I thought it was a prank the first time I tried it.
@porgesomer6 жыл бұрын
That what happens when you go Pokemon hunting outside when it's freezing cold lol
@cap73876 жыл бұрын
I actually really liked ARK on NS. Lots of his points are of ARK on the switch, it gets better on Xbox, PS4, PC.
@RxptorVII6 жыл бұрын
Tiger Boss11 definitely doesn’t get better on Xbox or ps4
@cap73875 жыл бұрын
Dark Knight it does, i play on Xbox. And I’ve played on PS4.
@michealcarr51345 жыл бұрын
So any system with actual computing power lol
@alpha124213 жыл бұрын
I hope you gave this game another chance on other platforms. This is literally my favorite game!
@connors58176 жыл бұрын
Tbh I enjoyed ark on ps4, but you did need people to play with as on a low rates server or just by yourself the work can be quite tedious and get boring quickly. The devs are OK but have a track record of rushing things out to try and meet a deadline, or extending a deadline for a disappointing end. They honestly should have held off releasing this to the switch and polished it up a bit, considering how well games such as warframe went.
@obviouslygregg6 жыл бұрын
So...did you like it?
@Barbabrilios696 жыл бұрын
He surely loved it
@bananaduck17156 жыл бұрын
Me yes anyway
@jejron89676 жыл бұрын
Lol
@summerycast79366 жыл бұрын
Loved it as much as he loves being sick.
@DaleWeise996 жыл бұрын
I guess he loved it.
@takeyari21244 жыл бұрын
After only playing ark on mobile this looks amazing
@Thesilverfist626 жыл бұрын
Lol wood yeah ark has issues on all platforms but to have a better experience with it turn the gamma up in game it will make things more visible at night and that shack with the bodies was a spawn trap :P honestly you would have a much better experience playing on your own server or single player rather than joining one of those worlds
@stephenahern6 жыл бұрын
Did he say terminal illness? was he talking about Scott the Woz?
@arodspidey6 жыл бұрын
I get it!
@NunchuckOmega6 жыл бұрын
Lol I get it. And also subscribe to PewDiePie
@Dimebag-wx2rs6 жыл бұрын
Lol, I get it
@crispitycrunchy6 жыл бұрын
Probably
@stephenahern6 жыл бұрын
No, subscribe to terminal illness
@OutCalibered5 жыл бұрын
People who have no experience with ark and judge the game from first experience and don’t understand that it’s a switch not a pc
@nrlatty225 жыл бұрын
Everyone knows it's a switch, and it's unplayable on it, that's the point of this video lol
@linkofhyrule92816 жыл бұрын
Good review but as a guy who loves the game and has played it before and understands it I still love this game
@jacksauce6 жыл бұрын
Link Of Hyrule Same here. Exactly, actually.
@JessNW0lfG4NG6 жыл бұрын
Same here. I do think he sort of exaggerated some of the points he was trying to make.
@Leos1316 жыл бұрын
I’m so torn about this title at one hand I love having ark on my switch and playing in my bed and taming where ever I’m at with the switch, but in the other hand the graphics are terrible and night cycles are very rough on the eyes. You’re basically bound to single player, with mods in this one until they fix this title.
@justingarssacoche5 жыл бұрын
9:10 The yawning is because your character feell asleep from torpor right before dying
@stevesteve57854 жыл бұрын
Justin Shape yet he’s criticising the game before knowing a thing about it the absolute moron
@lion-ef1nv4 жыл бұрын
@@stevesteve5785 telling people that they are morons because of a game you truly are a moron 🤣😂🤣
@cjgonzalez67046 жыл бұрын
I personally have this game on PS4 and I’ve had great fun on it even with all its bugs, all you need to do is play with a friend or 2 and it’s a great experience when you put its taming effectiveness up and what not and your on your own world it’s the best experience you can have
@rsoul91585 жыл бұрын
carlos gonzalez truuuee
@charlescampuz58125 жыл бұрын
Did you even watch the video? He’s talking about the Switch version.
@sampdickles50956 жыл бұрын
This game renders well with everything in xbox, a lot of these problems are just on the switch
@KhalilSonic5 жыл бұрын
Switch: why are we still here? Just to suffer? PS4: You Weak man Xbox1:Ah man
@ebonyshadow30255 жыл бұрын
Ark is my fav game it got me heaps of friends . Switch did not do Justice to ark. This made me really sad Edit: i starting crying
@bleedthemachineband3 жыл бұрын
I watched a bunch of reviews of ark like this so i stayed away from it for years. I finally just bought it and its literally my most played game on the switch. I have 600hrs in it. It plays fine. The game play far out weighs any graphical problems it has. You either love Ark or hate it switch version or not.
@Bleeed.9293 жыл бұрын
Crazy I jus bought it two days ago and I can not put it down then again we are watching videos from two years ago 🤣
@ryan71023 жыл бұрын
The fact you put 600 hours of your life into that atrocity is so sad
@KermitTheGodSlayer2 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile me who literally can only play mobile Ark : *Sad Eldrich Monstrosity Frog Noises*
@AlessandroCussino5 жыл бұрын
Doom and Wolfenstein 2 for the Switch are PURE GOLD compared to this thing.
@ostrichious20425 жыл бұрын
Alessandro Cussino because of the switch...
@pewtronpug6 жыл бұрын
Once you level up more and figure out the game you sorta get used to it I would say it’s a 5/10 port myself it only looks truly bad on portable mode.
@samuelconsuegra12065 жыл бұрын
P0
@Praecantetia5 жыл бұрын
That yawning sound effect was the torpor effect from the snake bite kicking in
@klumper76 жыл бұрын
Ever since the game was released on steam I feel like the game has been crying for someone to end its missery and fix the performance issues. They clearly did and made it unplayable for the switch. It's basically if Fallout 76 had dinosaurs
@bananabusx38756 жыл бұрын
klumper7 Imagine fallout 76 comes out on the switch... that hurts my head
@tretchcraventail17166 жыл бұрын
Fallout 76 is nowhere near Ark level, even on the One X Ark is an unoptimsed joke.
@klumper76 жыл бұрын
We play games that are good. That's the difference. Only a friend of mine says Fallout 76 is good and entertaining, yet everyone hates it and I can tell why because it's unplayable on all consoles and systems
@tretchcraventail17166 жыл бұрын
@@klumper7 Ark is a terrible performing game, (Don't care about sales) I unfortunately brought the game because a group of friends was hyped for it and concept wise it looked interesting and that's where the fun ended for me, the game runs awfully! I've even tried the game with my One X and it's still awful! I've played Fallout 76 and it's not a great game, I enjoy the game but that isn't the point, the point is the Fallout 76 is obviously better technically the best comparison for Ark would be games like PUBG & Dead by Daylight, they look and run awful on consoles but you can enjoy them. Fallout is failing for many other reasons.
@calebmann40496 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the review because I was considering getting this game but you have saved me from getting sick and buyers remorse. Hope you get better soon.
@ghostoftheuchiha11552 жыл бұрын
It is not that bad they have fixed things
@meowmaro3 жыл бұрын
9:02 he got knocked out before dying, the sound plays when you fall asleep
@danwaddledee3905 жыл бұрын
Bro, the part where included those fart sounds had me dying.😄😂
@Gene-101014 жыл бұрын
Those r the real effects in game btw
@blueprintgaming63116 жыл бұрын
Single player is way better and doesnt look good on the switch but looks beautiful on Ps4
@wwmegakoekie5015 жыл бұрын
single player sucks so much there is nothing NOTHING to do go pvp and troll some people its so much fun
@nisseproductions70525 жыл бұрын
That yawning sound was that the titanoboa tranglizes you and you fell asleep before you died! And yes they are annoying to a new level
@DetectiveAme6 жыл бұрын
The switch could've never handled that in first place. Don't "Doom" me please. A open world game is very different from linear one.
@jack113384 жыл бұрын
Witcher 3
@WeyPhin5 жыл бұрын
Actually impressed they got this game to even load without it being a power point presentation.
@snacksinmypants2 жыл бұрын
Take a look at it now, it looks better and performs better.
@Kranitoko Жыл бұрын
"what is this weird white reflect on the water?" I'm going to assume out of your FOV assets haven't loaded in, and only load in when you turn your camera, and so it's just reflecting the white void you can't actually see?
@daandubois39874 жыл бұрын
I love ark, its just an amazing game. But looking at it on switch made me puke it's like a different game LOL.
@tuo51554 жыл бұрын
A lot of the things that ur complaining about is normal it’s on all of the ark games
@liamgaveran90374 жыл бұрын
Mobile Gaming yea true
@taylorfedele84673 жыл бұрын
As someone that has like 500 hours in ark on pc with my friends, this video is both infuriating and tragic. :c
@noodlesO75 жыл бұрын
It's a great game in terms of gameplay, had a blast playing it on pc. The only problem is its optimalization, making it unplayable on switch. Performance is also pretty junky on PC, but even on my mediocre PC got 60 fps with quite good graphics
@FatalMonoYT5 жыл бұрын
He should try to play on Xbox or PlayStation or pc it’s so much better
@maxcruz59362 жыл бұрын
This was so funny and so literally sick you had me gagging when you were at the sound effects, if you kept going I was going to puke. Damn those puke reflexes
@cozy_nostalgia6 жыл бұрын
Not run well on the Switch. I remember it on the Ps4
@superluigi16496 жыл бұрын
Super Saze it runs like trash on all platforms
@TonyJenn6 жыл бұрын
@G. P. That's not what most are saying...
@Obama2436 жыл бұрын
Are you a cave person “Not run well on the switch” ooga booga
@cozy_nostalgia6 жыл бұрын
@@Obama243 I very well could be
@Cdub52986 жыл бұрын
The opening to this video deserves an Oscar nomination! Well done!
@samuelconsuegra12065 жыл бұрын
Yü
@maxlarose755 жыл бұрын
9:09 The yawning sound is because the Titanoboa poisons you and puts you to sleep. Since you're a low level, it actually killed you a split second after. That's why you were yawning.
@Tef-Tef5 жыл бұрын
funny how the IPAD version looks wayyyyyyyyyyy better... but crashes often tho...
@USA_djhiggi775 жыл бұрын
Lol, this is typical ark. I thought this video was gonna be about how glitchy or buggy it would be.... lol, this game is a lot to run on a switch. It is much better looking and better running on PC but still on PC it's far from perfect. You play ark for the experiance of the good parts of ark, you dont play it to admire how polished it is lol.
@ghostayt16704 жыл бұрын
Pls don't criticize Ark bc it's better on other platforms, it's just bad on Switch
@Jvstm5 жыл бұрын
One of the best games this generation TBH. Might suck on Switch, though. Limitations of the hardware.
@mrswugg45386 жыл бұрын
Disliking the video just because he disrespected Bob Ross
@leotowers39315 жыл бұрын
Im sure someone's already pointed this out but the yawn was because you were hit by a Titanoboa which puts you to sleep, but you just happened to die at the same time the poison was taking effect
@pasofinogaming14705 жыл бұрын
honestly, most consoles with ARK on don't work well.
@kendallthegamer93485 жыл бұрын
Only the xbox works well
@viruz77766 жыл бұрын
how are they evem selling this
@uvuvwevwevweosas44596 жыл бұрын
I think releasing games in this state is just unacceptable.
@vesey9866 жыл бұрын
By spending all their money on nice game trailers instead of improving the game, and paying people to say it runs well.
@BrokenProphet324 жыл бұрын
The best thing to do is just not own a switch in the first place