An Incorrect Summary of ULTRAKILL | Act 1

[@GianniMatragrano]

i watched this while running on a treadmill and now my heart rate looks like high school algebra

[@Nox__]

hi gianni

[@melissaoconnell1]

You are the definition if the spiderman point meme lmao

[@usbgamers123]

MACHINE SUBSCRIBE TO GIANNI NOW

[@cgqn4398]

Gianni Giovanna

[@projectbutter6930]

Machine, I'm working out. Next time, You could at least let me FINISH MY FUCKING SET. *Throws 20lb dumbbell at V1*

[@connerhastings7006]

He actually got the voice actor to say “May your Ls be many and your bitches few” it’s simply goes too hard

[@suspecm6316]

made even better by the fact not even he could help but to laugh at the very end

[@Redd7206]

Its also actual merch now

[@Green24152]

also he's in this comment section

[@2ndsnake899]

​@@Redd7206 Yeah, they put it on an actual shirt.

[@gibusgaming0903]

I mean the funny man gianni himself voices Gabriel so im not surprised really

[@funnywes]

THANKS FOR HAVING ME, THIS WAS INCREDIBLE! 🤖❤ now please, PLEASE get your vision checked. we're worried about you, man

[@infinty_yt]

oh lord, this is gonna be good if you're here

[@xXTheDarkOne666Xx]

NO FUCKING WAY!!!! YOUR HERE!! i love your videos man!

[@lolrus5555]

Funnywes AND Gianni in the same video!? Oh, this is gonna be good.

[@jesucristo4168]

Boo-whomp

[@lucifermagne7458]

YES

[@bazzfromthebackground3696]

I cannot even hear the word "uno" anymore without cracking up, thank you. And remember *_YOU HAVE UNO_*

[@EnclaveSOC-102]

I don't have uno.

[@drskeleton6986]

​​​@@EnclaveSOC-102 *IT COMES FREE WITH YOUR XBOX*

[@edge7978]

I DONT HAVE UNO!!!!!

[@johnroussakis4541]

@@edge7978 YOU HAVE FUCKING UNO.

[@Drakonslayer777]

@@johnroussakis4541 question, can you play 2V1 Uno?

[@raziel2499]

"I'LL WRITE A BIBLE STORY IN YOUR BLOOD, MACHINE!" This actually a f***ing killer line, damn.

[@Christian-gr3gu]

Right? That shit is scary

[@Welcometotheslam5424]

20:30

[@RealRuruu]

"YOU AREN'T EVEN CIRCUMCISED, MACHINE!" got me cracking

[@whafflete6721]

I thought the sentence was "I will write a bible story in your butt" which is still threatening

[@filipvadas7602]

"May your L's be many and your b!tches few" got me xD

[@void-creature]

Gotta love how 50% of Gianni's lines are just his in-game one's with minimal alteration, and the other 50% are basically straight from his ultrakill community memes

[@CorneliusTheWizardDog]

Watch the metal gear revengence one, its the same way

[@mauroghen]

Being original is hard

[@i.d.9754]

Just like his time voicing Armstrong

[@dumbass5757]

Nah watch the elden ring vid

[@jordanwilde9226]

Having never played the game, I legitimately cannot tell the difference.

[@CephDigital]

Just remember, Gianni is the VA for Gabriel so everything he says in this video is canon.

[@SirChris314]

I genuinely forget that the 'this fucking gopro' meme isn't actually in the game

[@mainstreetmafia6605]

again, v1 is a nikkon, not a canon

[@peacefulsoysouce2869]

lore

[@mmyr8ado.360]

Tbh he kinda sounds like Kitten from TTS

[@dtronattardo7858]

@@mmyr8ado.360 so its NOT FUCKING CANNON!

[@Keanotix]

22:09 I just want to point out something to the folks that haven't played this game: THIS IS A REAL LINE IN THE GAME, BY THE SAME VA!!! I'm so glad you kept that in the video...

[@Shrade-0]

When the games design is so batshit insane you can't distinguish between it and Maxors editing

[@jlee479]

That's cuz you havent actually played the game and have no idea what its actually like without his editing.

[@verysadboi8517]

@@jlee479 bruh moment

[@sirith9157]

@@jlee479 what are you talking about? This game is a doom guy's on steroids and cocaine made brainscan then put it into robot and overclock this robot to the stratosphere

[@ladywaffle2210]

@@jlee479 So what I'm hearing is you aren't playing the game properly, because if you were, then you wouldn't be able to tell the difference Sincerely, someone who just lodged their 100th hour of playing Ultrakill

[@m4rcyonstation93]

@@jlee479 So what I'm hearing is you aren't playing the game properly, because if you were, then you wouldn't be able to tell the difference Sincerely, someone who just lodged their 340th hour of playing Ultrakill

[@Charming_Cthulhu]

Gianni yelling "I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!!!" has to be my favorite line in this video

[@iantaakalla8180]

Gabriel is THE ELDEST SON! (of God)

[@Friezahim]

This is my favorite line

[@STRANGER0243]

I am driving the corpse of king minos like a fricking Mazda has to be my favorite

[@hhhhhh-zz2fw]

TO QUESTION *GOD* IS HERESY, MACHINE, BUT FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I AM DRIVING THE CORPSE OF KING MINOS LIKE A FUCKING *MAZDA.*

[@STRANGER0243]

That and "hey guys, it's me, Max0r, and welcome back uh to fricking undertale.

[@glitchy5390]

"I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY" has been the funniest thing I've heard in a long time

[@merchskele7507]

20:18 is the start i believe

[@drchickenmagus5804]

Hi8u@@merchskele7507

[@merchskele7507]

@@drchickenmagus5804 No problem, I think is the correct term as i have no idea what you even mean.

[@JulianDanzerHAL9001]

meanwhile I had to imagine gabriels voice saying "YES YES IT FUCKING DID" in response to a cringy pickup line and it is the funniest thing ever

[@EMan-1920]

The Horus Heresy in a nutshell.

[@jackthatistheripper]

Gosh that "I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING *BOY"* line was delivered soooo good

[@filipvadas7602]

This is just more proof that Gianni is one of the most based VA's in recent memory. The man is a meme printing machine.

[@absolutecuppa1337]

Yeah I bet

[@thayenryan7448]

Good god, this itself feels like a meme

[@Unkemptfish]

@@thayenryan7448 now thats a pretty meme, exquisite!

[@i.d.9754]

"It's like printing my own memes!"

[@demonking3673]

He’s like Scout’s VA on steroids

[@ScorpioTheScorpion1503]

I like how the game is only slightly less chaotic than Max0r’s editing.

[@alexanderrichards239]

If he ever does Cruelty Squad he won't need to edit at all.

[@SquirrellyOtter]

as a nonplayer, I was legitimately about to ask how much of the game was raw footage vs edited, I couldn't tell the difference for a while there

[@radiantduality8366]

This man’s editing and the game line up so well that it’s hard to tell where one ends and the other begins.

[@Flesh_Wizard]

@@alexanderrichards239 squad game

[@orein1880]

There isn't enough contrast of game and editing in this to become incomprehensible since both the game and editing is incomprehensible

[@beelzebubcrumpethorn]

It's fucking amazing that Gianni voices Gabriel in the game and then basically pulled an Adam West and played a parody of his own character.

[@The-Jax-inator]

Also leading to “Gabriel isn’t an ultraki boss, he is Senator Armstrong”

[@wholecookie126]

Oh shit, wait he's actually Gabriel's voice? In hindsight that explains how spot on he is

[@amidalaprin4846]

@@wholecookie126 yeah, Gianni voices Gabriel in ultrakill memes all the time, that "door stuck" clip is actually from one of his ultrakill community meme videos

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

@@amidalaprin4846 Not just in memes. He voices Gabriel IN THE GAME

[@dinonuggsmeal1141]

@@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 Yeah he’s the voice actor but who is the voice actor for Minos in p-1?

[@The_noise_woag-r6l]

20:22 i clicked on a link for gabriel’s fandom page called "you insignificant fu-" and it sent me here wtf

[@theonlyzanny]

yooo I'm in Ultrakill 😳thanks for adding me to the game Maxor

[@IrlSkybisquit]

ok so ultrakill video when

[@Arcast3r]

Ayo didn't expect you to be here

[@flamingbanana5831]

no way zanny ultrakill??

[@zoomrrmcgee]

This video is just a culmination of my favourite KZbinrs

[@n.j7787]

Zan clan

[@augustinoesposito951]

I love that Gabriel's voice actor is so willing to indulge the community.

[@andrehashimoto8056]

You pay his 200USD/H rate, he will fucking VA gabriel the f you ask.

[@kakroom3407]

Gianni is a prime soul.

[@Unmustache1]

@@kakroom3407 Gianni is incredible!

[@johndoe5432]

He's a real G.

[@malaizze]

You think that’s indulgence? Wait until you learn about the official artist…

[@Sensei1920]

I still can't get over with "I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES!!, I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!!" like... It's the best line I've heard in a long time

[@napstaperd8824]

20:18

[@masterwizard8090]

It's in the game

[@e4640]

reminds me of the peepee piss boy

[@onlinepanic2036]

@@masterwizard8090 it is not. they paid the voice actor for Gabriel to say that for this video.

[@masterwizard8090]

@@onlinepanic2036, fucking wow. You must be fun at parties

[@Kayuscalius]

7:19 “It kinda just… liberates their insides.”

[@stormtendo]

Yes

[@ImDarkran]

“this rifle is uh…” *”not chambered for nuance.”*

[@TheVerruckMan]

21:00 "It's very important to understand that Gabriel isn't an Ultrakill boss. He's Senator Armstrong." This joke works on multiple levels, considering that Max0r had Gianni voice Armstrong in his Incorrect Summary of Metal Gear Rising video.

[@abyssano78]

He is multiple parallel universe ahead of us

[@guncatto2625]

​@@Max0r1160 where link scammer,??????

[@madmike022]

@@guncatto2625 lmfao couldnt even remember to include the link

[@The_unmatched_power_of_the_sus]

Happened to me to

[@trazyntheinfinite9895]

​@@cutie.loves.spaci_he is scaming ppl. Duh

[@Max0r]

I'm saving the best music for part 2 btw

[@hirochi0362]

Y E S

[@heytherenicetoseeyou431]

Hi is there glitch or something view count on video is 525?

[@hirochi0362]

@@heytherenicetoseeyou431 i have the same thing.

[@keenices1972]

I hope you used a Limbus music, even though its a demo for now

[@stove5480]

BRO GIMME THE SONGLIST FOR THIS ONE MY GUY, IM DYING HERE

[@Hatster985]

“I think your cells are a bit too far apart” without context is an incredibly underrated line

[@yancamb2202]

"How about I fix that for you?"

[@lenschagor]

Where did you get that from?

[@ThePhaseMaster]

@@lenschagor 17:59

[@HyperNova808]

Especially with the Oppenheimer movie stating that they genuinely are mostly empty space just so small they cannot be even seen

[@Ironheart0707]

Wiener compression day

[@peterdavis7695]

18:02 I honestly think the segment of the video starting here is one of the best possible ways to introduce this game to someone. A lot of the really off-the-wall tricks players can do are so fast and technical that anyone unfamiliar with Ultrakill would have no idea what they're looking at, but "You can parry this man" is clear as crystal. Especially since "this man" is a giant the size of a skyscraper. Meanwhile, the start of the segment implies that the game has many, MANY other VERY COOL THINGS the player can and will do.

[@theradioactiveplayer3461]

I cannot wear glasses when I watch this. Congratulations Max0r, you've created a video where having worse eyesight is actively beneficial to the viewing experience

[@Flesh_Wizard]

Wait really? I need to shine a 7 watt laser pointer into my retina right this nanosecond

[@ghostplay8521]

​@@Flesh_Wizard can help with that.

[@sergiomendoza251]

Lol

[@brianhogg358]

@@Flesh_Wizard you won’t be able to see anything if you do that

[@Shadow-yn2qg]

the fact Gabriel's actual voice actor actually gave some fucking hilarious lines for the video made this already amazing video 100 times better

[@theratking14]

gianni matragrano is one of the best shitposters ive ever seen

[@mimisezlol]

GIANNI VOICES GABRIEL??? THATS INCREDIBLE

[@MCSorry]

The original sin is the fact that his voice acting for this video feels more passionate than the one in the game. Especially "You insignificant fuck! This is not over!"

[@JustZal]

@@theratking14 gianni is the VA of shitposters bros voice can be high cutesy pitched, to fucking DADDY

[@saucevc8353]

@@MCSorry He says that in the game too though? At least I'm pretty sure I remember him saying that.

[@Agiranto]

Gianni is truly a gift that keeps giving.

[@wigligigly3375]

This spam bot needs to be obliterated for the love of god it has replied to every comment

[@BioBazrad]

@@wigligigly3375 God's Judgement - Sent same-day shipping!

[@i.d.9754]

@@wigligigly3375 time to use THE DRILL

[@Bane_Amesta]

@@wigligigly3375 I did my part and reported it every time I see it, God is infuriating

[@rodolfolazo7638]

I was doing a Minos P-rank 1 day with this playing in the backround. After beating that, the next level is the climax of Glutony. Accidently I managed to synch the "machine, turn back now" line from both this video and the game.

[@KingThrillgore]

I like that Gianni just accepts a paycheck and records fandom dialog like it's fucking canon

[@shadow0fx]

Respect the hustle And also I'm pretty sure he loves getting paid to voice shitposts

[@SeraphOC]

@@shadow0fx According to That Trav Guy, he once paid Gianni to come into his stream with the Gabriel Voice and yell at him about how his playstyle sucks

[@shadow0fx]

@@SeraphOC Oh I know, except Gianni did it for free. I follow Trav, great creator!

[@SeraphOC]

@@shadow0fx Oh shit he did it for free?!

[@shadow0fx]

@@SeraphOC Yep! Trav insisted to pay the rate but Gianni refused

[@dr.nosborn5416]

I love how Gianni laugh a little bit at the end of the "may your L's be many, and your bitches few"

[@LowIntSpecimen]

i'm so glad that line is now voiced

[@catfish8716]

That line goes so much harder than it has any right to

[@maokami2796]

who the f*** is Gianni its goddamn Gabriel

[@gavinalley9279]

@@maokami2796 Gabriel's voice actor

[@maokami2796]

@@gavinalley9279 thanks, listening to him meme dubbing rn

[@rookie9309]

I was literally losing my mind explaining Dantes Inferno to my classmates in world history today This probably explains it better than I did

[@sarcashd3991]

🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🥸

[@manwithabasicprofilepic]

A guy goes through the nine circles of hell to get his wife back while a scholar ghost talks in his ear.

[@zim57]

A fanfic where all the greats of history look at the author and think he's amazing, while all his critics suffer in Hell.

[@kodymcbride6901]

One of the world's most popular self inserts.

[@pinkllemonaid7977]

Literally same

[@Ámbúsh_TheAmbosherYT]

10:57 '' here comes the project moon fans.''

[@no0bm]

second warning detected, flood gates opened.

[@nyenyong]

YOOOOOO

[@TanielTheCat]

God magically summoning 110920 unnamed project moon fans to reply “PROJECT MOON MENTIONED” when their music is played

[@Catterjeeo]

Litterally us

[@WEEBYTHEARTIST]

​@@CatterjeeoIndeed

[@wolferado]

The pure scream of agony that Gianni delivered. It is just a Chef's kiss. Really portrays the pain and suffering of being bested by a camera.

[@solarwuvsmoomei]

i'm glad i'm not the only one who thinks this

[@budgiegryphon]

Legit would have loved to hear that in game, it would fit perfectly at the very end of the little lore segment.

[@meatvortexgaming7134]

I’m pretty sure it was from the light being removed from his body. In the game it was described as being worse than the fires of hell so probably pretty painful

[@mrhatty2644]

@@meatvortexgaming7134 it's like having your insides be pulled out by more than warm hands.

[@thebrandunsafeone7184]

@@mrhatty2644 that sounds like youre speaking from experience. I FOUND GABRIELS KZbin CHANNEL

[@captainnomekop5056]

I really hope there was someone who got into Ultrakill through this video only to get total whiplash because they didn’t know Gianni actually voiced Gabriel.

[@CPastor1055]

Yes I am here

[@AnnnaKathryn]

Aye, myself included

[@NaisanSama]

What

[@jnyu5514]

I'm honestly convinced that's me and most of my friend group.

[@FrogORubber]

That was me

[@zakkuten1547]

The one constant in Max0rs ever-evolving editing and video style is his ability to make professional VAs laugh while saying the script

[@willa1018]

I love Giannis subtle giggle at the end of "May your Ls be many and your bitches few" at 22:14

[@CaptainCFalcon]

@@willa1018 the fact that Gianni of all people could barely handle Max0r's scripting is truly impressive given all of the crazy shit he's already had to say just as Duke Nukem alone.

[@zackhoang6849]

Wait so Max0r himself doesn't speak in all of his videos and instead it's someone else?

[@CaptainCFalcon]

@@zackhoang6849 obviously it's editing software. The REAL max0r has been gone for ages.

[@zackhoang6849]

@@CaptainCFalcon So is Max0r an AI or some shit, what? I'm genuinely confused lol

[@Nightmare_VoidTB]

The Lobcorp Second Trumpet With V2 Goes So dam Hard. Thanks Maxor for Making That Happen

[@kyleyuen245]

Getting Gianni to voice his own character with shitposting dialogue is a level of clout I wish to one day obtain

[@tsquitz]

Nothing new, Gianni did it himself previously.

[@exploertm8738]

Yeah, with Gianni it probably went like this: "I need Gabriel's voice for a shitpost" "You son of a bitch, I am in" "I havent explained anything yet" "Did I stutter?"

[@SollowP]

Gianni has like 3 videos of himself shitposting as Gabriel on his own channel.

[@lemadmem1224]

Yall forgot about Gabriel Gaming stream

[@kieran.grant_]

It is shockingly easy to get Gianni to shitpost

[@AmySay]

You know it’s a good game when half the time you can’t tell if it’s Max0r's editing or a game mechanic.

[@dravendarkplays9607]

Why not both

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

I really hope it's the game because his editing is genuinely getting annoying now. Too much is going on, and it's sad because I really enjoy his humor and commentary, but I also wanna... *See* what's happening 🤣

[@nikolayrodriguez272]

@@Crispifordthe3rd515 thats the neat part, you don't

[@Crispifordthe3rd515]

@@nikolayrodriguez272 I...don't follow 😅 I guess it's an acquired taste of editing style lol

[@pastatheh7041]

@@Crispifordthe3rd515 I mean, you need to play ultra kill to understand what's happening lol

[@bombyx2447]

Gabriel's punishment was to watch every maxor video at once on loop over the course of a million years in 5 seconds

[@tjerborfritzasnt5942]

Sick NaissenceE channel banner

[@SpoonsYT]

brain microwaving 101

[@Crackheadcentral2188]

A fate worse than death… *Infinity seizure*

[@TheUbiouS]

Dying in epileptic seizure then

[@Flesh_Wizard]

I imagined that as sitting on a black hole's singularity (or whatever is in there) and playing max0r vids for a million years outside the hole

[@nevadaman7699]

"You better not catch these hands, because now they are chambered for 12 gauge" goes so hard

[@launa_moe]

"Now if you'll excuse me, I have a dead horse to beat and his name is Minos." holy hell, that was raw

[@RED-sl2le]

Who’s Minos?

[@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando]

​​@@RED-sl2le the Corpse of King Minos, the giant boss near the end

[@symetriam6211]

@@DefinitelyFroggyDioBrando also the p-1 boss

[@o1-1system83]

where?

[@wigligigly3375]

My favorite Max0r quote so far ‘Whenever I get lost I always look out for my two best buddies SMITH AND WESSON’

[@kjrv7779]

USA patriotism at it's finest

[@kaffii]

my favorite now is "I wonder if it hurt when he fell from heaven. YES! YES IT FUCKING DID"

[@scrungle_bungus]

Mine is probably "go go gadget carbomb"

[@nathanhembree5853]

@@kaffii one of my favorites is “I DO NOT HAVE DADDY ISSUES, I AM PAPA’S SPECIAL FUCKING BOY!

[@wigligigly3375]

@@scrungle_bungus it’s brilliant

[@memeyboi3856]

i love how editted by maxor fits in perfectly with "mankind is dead, hell is full, blood is fuel"

[@piperMcGuffin]

Surprised he didn't put a "Baba is You" at the end as a funny joke.

[@NOOB4306i]

@@piperMcGuffin And Empty

[@Flesh_Wizard]

If the world around us was edited by max0r, it would be hell for epileptics at least

[@lnlproductions8412]

nice same profile pic

[@ineffableidiot]

I fucking love how this video is 80% shitpost, 10% the absolute best and funniest lines i've ever heard gianni say, and 10% actually really fucking cool and dramatic about gabriel. AND we also get voice acting for the ending cutscene!!!! this sums up my feelings about this game exactly

[@justagundam]

For those who don't know. The "Cancerous Roden" boss and joke boss is a reference to Civvie11. A youtuber who makes videos on old shooter games. A character in particular named Cancer Mouse. Called such because he is a mouse that's glowing with nuclear radiation.

[@ChiotVulgaire]

Cancer mouse is used in Civvie's videos to represent the likes of trolls, griefers and other "Toxic" people.

[@vaclav4435]

Just be thankful Max0r killed him before he started talking about "The Great Replacement" and the WEF. Once he gets started on those, you'll pray for death.

[@henrynelson9301]

@@ChiotVulgaire and also the Alt Right

[@stonii420]

C-A-N-C-E-R M-O-U-S-E

[@raulendymion9917]

#freecivvie

[@DocPyro]

"I do NOT have Daddy Issues" "I AM PAPA'S SPECIAL BOY!" Is the greatest line I have ever heard coming from an action shooter game where you play as a robot that drinks blood while on a quest to kill everyone and everything in both heaven and hell.

[@mohamednail1707]

And the fact that's said by the acutel voice actor of Gabriel make this 10× better

[@laudzafajrul1043]

The line "I'll write a Bible story in your BLOOD, machine!!!" also goes too fucking hard man wtf... Gianni's killing it lmaooo

[@whyamistillhere3258]

@@laudzafajrul1043 may your Ls be many and ur bitches few.

[@Jinsei.Rebooted]

Same, i love it

[@cobaltundead]

Anyone know the music that plays right after?

[@TommyGunTurner]

2:15 “Sentient Fu**ing GoPro.” Nice, Max. Nice.

[@ianmatthynssens3315]

I love that you got Gianni Matragrano to voice Gabriel. For those who don’t know Gianni Matragrano also voices Gabriel in Ultrakill itself

[@willythekid0768]

Are these new lines or from Gianni's Ultrakill meme videos. I do remember some of the lines from there.

[@justkubo]

@@willythekid0768 i think some are new

[@MorbidMindedManiac]

@@willythekid0768 Both, some are from his meme videos, some are new from this video

[@omegaslayer]

I was wondering why it sounded so 1:1. Video is fucking based.

[@AlluMan96]

​@@MorbidMindedManiac On top of that, some of the lines that were from the meme videos were actually re-recorded for this video.

[@nekkedsnekked]

23:03 Gianni did not have to scream that genuine for a fucking meme video, but he did. Thank you funny Italian man

[@fortune2079]

He's probably being paid

[@user-od9zr8qq5d]

@@fortune2079 what???? that's just unthinkable, there's no way that's the case

[@Aech420]

Isn't he Canadian?

[@uncroppedsoop]

@@Aech420 I'm unsure, I think I heard that before but without source

[@Emer4ld_6]

@@Aech420 italo-canadian, apparently

[@smitran2]

So glad max0r finally found a game fast and random enough that his humor matches it's pace. Awesome content.

[@i.d.9754]

I think Max0r got outpaced by the game actually

[@the_furry_inside_your_walls639]

@jack patton H was able to keep up with Doom, though. Ultrakill left Max0r in the dust, so he had to take ultra crack just to keep up with it.

[@Arugma]

If you arr curious the intro and finale music is exorcism punishing gray

[@AhmedOmar-ul6wc]

THANK YOU

[@ethanstyant9704]

I finally ended up playing ultrakill and holy fuck. I understand why Gabriel is so angry later on, theres a line in the game describing how the light leaving his body is a greater agony than any flame of hell. That's raw as fuck

[@penguin.8603]

big ouchie!

[@joemany8887]

11:02 "Be advised, V2 has broke out of containment, even the previous managers were better than you at this"

[@fabiospasiano9885]

Guys the Aleph abnormality breached, get the execution bullets.

[@dnplayz8410]

Go to the shelter bong bong

[@khannywanny]

bong bong aint gonna let that slide

[@satanprobably]

Project moon sleeper agents awaken

[@stealthily6668]

​BongBong aint gonna sugarcoat it.

[@mex9055]

22:18 I just love how you can hear Gianni cracking up right at the end.

[@Frizou]

It made it so much better, hearing Gianni stifling his laughter and trying to end his line is just so much funnier that it should've been

[@ManicObsevations]

this can be said for plenty of other lines throughout the video and i think they just add to the comedy

[@big_sea]

yes

[@fchef8370]

If a fucking Angel said that to me after I beat it’s ass I would lose my shit.

[@mortaxxe7283]

Max0r punching the opening boards with the knuckleblaster is a detail i only noticed after playing the game

[@VindicareAssassinTTS]

Honestly, the line "I WILL WRITE A BIBLE STORY IN YOUR BLOOD, MACHINE!" Should 100% be in the game. Please send it to Hakita.

[@dragostorm5947]

Honestly we should have all these voice lines for the characters in the game they're so perfect for the sheer insanity that Ultrakill is

[@FlareShift]

690 likes. Nice.

[@Rejki_]

It's cool but not lore accurate cause V1 Doesn't have blood it collects it 🤓

[@Ultrakill_Enthusiast]

@@Rejki_ Yeah, the collected blood it collected is gonna be the blood in the bible story

[@IAmPainisCupcake1]

@@Rejki_anything that lives in the ultrakill universe has blood

[@vobsvids]

“I am driving the corpse of king Minos like Mazda” I can die happy having heard such a line.

[@weaponizedpizza8825]

14:10 the funniest part about all this is that "they gentrified the zombies" is almost exactly what happened in canon.

[@chrisossu2070]

@@asbestosfish_ Lust used to be as much of a miserable place as the rest of Hell, but when King Minos arrived and took charge, he decided to convert it into a thriving kingdom to make the lives of the souls there easier. Heaven didn't like that and sent Gabriel down to kill him. EDIT: Minos was already in Hell for a while and only began converting Lust into a paradise after Heaven was thrown into a civil war.

[@SomeKindaSpy]

@@chrisossu2070 Not quite. Minos has been in Hell for a very long time, it was only when God himself disappeared and the angels were all having a panic attack/civil war in heaven that Hell had the opportunity to reinvent itself. Gabriel only showed up *after* Heaven got their crap together. Minos tried to plead reason with Gabriel but Gabriel sucker punched him.

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

​@@SomeKindaSpy so heaven is literally the bad guy here. Kinda funny

[@Rusue]

@@SomeKindaSpy wish minos got his chance to get revenge against Gabriel instead of us just killing him in his prime form

[@nicholascordero6600]

​@@Rusue he died how he wanted tho, with his Perc 30s

[@somepersonyouhavenoassocia1856]

Gabriel vs V1 is like "Behold, the power of an angel" vs "Behold, the power of an angle"

[@SgtFunBun]

you know max0r, i used to be unable to handle your pacing, but after sinking a week's worth of time into ultrakill, i have a cocaine addiction

[@TheRocketdrive]

WRONG, you have a cocaine solution

[@atmosstreams]

All three of of those are so far away from each other, it’s hard to believe they are all directly related, and yet…

[@atomicbuttocks]

can you handle the videos pacing?

[@thejason755]

It’s how it goes, generally

[@frds_skce]

So you still couldn't handle his video pacing

[@jakobhoward2287]

Games in the 2010s: you will require a tight set of strategies to complete your objective and win the game Games in the 2020s: YOU CAN PUNCH BULLETS AND KILL GOD

[@sleeper6548]

You can't put ultrakill in the same categories as those tiny, weak, AAA games

[@jakobhoward2287]

@@sleeper6548 lmao. true

[@pokehybridtrainer]

I mean, SMT has the kill god part but not punch bullets. Hmmm.

[@jakobhoward2287]

@@pokehybridtrainer what's SMT?

[@kyro8581]

@@jakobhoward2287 Shin Megami Tensei

[@pyro2387]

Watching a maxor video has to be one of the fastest ways someone can get a seizure

[@RyanWood275]

Any% Photosensitive Epilepsy speedrun.

[@burnin8able]

ultrakill and Max0r's editing are a match made in hell.

[@vixshire3672]

@@burnin8able I was made in heaven but broke out sorry we sent a Daddy’s boy to go fix it

[@absinthe489]

Or the easiest way to find out if you have it

[@terrencenoran3233]

Is it fair to say that it's on the same level as the Porygon seizure incident?

[@StrangeMann-k6b]

The fact that the game is still comprehendable even behind the editing shows just how far the ULTRAKILL brain parasite has gone into my brain

[@Hadfield15]

Dude, Gianni is such a good actor. The whole “daddy issues” scene was the funniest part of this video. So funny, in fact, that I started playing Ultrakill simply because of that scene. Spoilers: holy crap, the game is everything this video said it would be

[@jay6113]

First maxor review?

[@Hadfield15]

@@jay6113 nah, I found this channel through the MGRR reviews

[@oragethefurrykiller9194]

My favorite Gabriel line is "for your information, I am driving the corpse of King Minos like a fucking Mazda"

[@jospwasp3504]

“YOU INSIGNIFICANT FUCK! THIS IS NOT OVER!” - one POed angel/judge of hell after being beaten by a gopro. also might i add theres more? act two adds some extra spicy shit and i am stoked for that next video

[@theoverseer1775]

@@jospwasp3504 what the fuck is a gopro and why does it sound like something that would give you an er*ction

[@darkprelude3155]

The best part of Max0r videos is the fact he leaves in the subtle giggles and laughs. Just goes to show that even reading a script you can realize that this is going to be great (and not at all a mistake.)

[@theenderdestruction2362]

No no it's a mistake but it's a glorious one

[@Delawaredupont]

Heard Gianni kinda slipped the giggle in the may your Ls be many and your bitches few part 22:15

[@Chromefall]

When he kept Gianni character breaks when he was Armstrong was peak comedy

[@fgzhtsp]

The actual outtakes are probably worse. In the right way.

[@lightly5363]

I liked when Max0r said "it's ultrakilling time" and then ultrakilled everything with his editing software, truly one of the moments in all of gaming

[@Blank-gf6dd]

He did a little Ultrakilling

[@alexandrerosas5269]

NO. ITS DEAD. LET IT TORMENT US NO LONGER.

[@Melonist]

@@alexandrerosas5269 It's dead? Sorry, do you mean 'It's deading time?'

[@joysticknick1185]

Not just one of the moments. Quite possibly THE moment of all time.

[@nykauxvii]

Even ultrakilled the epileptic viewers

[@novastyleaces]

18:34 one of the best transitions I've ever seen. I was about to say that you're are a genius for mixing the verse book and the timestamp until I checked that only the chapter 34 was correct. and that The book of Isaiah is the 23 book in the bible not the 18. still you're good . . . .

[@lucyarisato6850]

Man, I still remember commenting on the Doom Eternal video to 'please play Ultrakill'. That feels like an eternity ago, and I couldn't be more excited to see where you've grown from there. Congrats on 1 million, here's to the next.

[@staser]

eternity? doom eternal(ity)???????

[@gmcginty6094]

Thank you for inspiring this video

[@MrCardz]

Yo nice profile picture, don't write it on paper anytime soon

[@garygordle5146]

correspondence sigil! big pp

[@heitormedina7098]

17:48

[@thealmightyeye4021]

I love how he always talks so calmly like a news presenter while simultaneously getting his ass whooped by billions of demons

[@iamwoke322]

“next on max0r news, local nikon kills god with coins”

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

​​@@iamwoke322 *HELLO CITIZENS OF THIS GOD DAMNED EARTH AND TODAY I WILL KILL A LITERAL GOD WITH THE POWER OF CAPITALISM RAAAAAHHHHH 🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲*

[@hailthealgorithm1059]

Fun fact: This game has buttplug support. I cannot stress how much I am not joking.

[@Ramsey276one]

ASSECIBILITY

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

!?... what does that even mean ...?!

[@joshgroben1063]

@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. same I’m really having a “what the hell is this guy saying” moment

[@rakha8812]

@@joshgroben1063 It's like haptic feedback, but on your buttplug.

[@Ramsey276one]

@@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. well, the promo near the start of this video will explain… The rest of it will make up for the dark knowledge XD

[@RaglandIncorporated]

If I showed this to any 14th century peasant, they would think it was an eldritch devil trying to kill them with sensation.

[@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.]

*"The only thing I know is for HEAL"* Had me rolling on the floor.

[@iamwoke322]

Post this video to instantly become epic

[@matthewmatthew981]

It's such a simple line, but it's so well thought out and he delivers it so well.

[@creepersammyb2926]

i am now also grinning at YOU doomguy :D

[@evanm1337]

Except Parry heals you to full HP.

[@matthewmatthew981]

Maxor is one of those professors who likes to mess around and make their PowerPoint presentations covered in memes. Except Maxor plays them back at 24 frames per second.

[@Sonichero151]

And he's godlike in using memes to where they get a laugh every time from the class

[@big_sea]

yes

[@Flesh_Wizard]

My science teacher once described astrophysics as "finding out what the balls are doing" 💀

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

​@@Flesh_Wizard balls

[@rattlesnakejake6675]

​@@Flesh_Wizardthats so fucken legendary

[@umbrellamon272]

I love these, they make me feel like I had a lobotomy

[@sentientlemonbattery]

i physically cannot tell if this is a reference to second warning during the V2 fight

[@Animefanboy4life]

@@sentientlemonbattery lol it's the 1st time u heard LC music being used outside of its game

[@d2s260]

I can’t feel my head

[@jobansand]

FREE LOBOTOMY!!!

[@jobansand]

GOD PRAISE THE SCALPEL!

[@marianandnorbert]

your videos are at the right pace to not have to speed up, such absolute chaos I love it

[@Slopjunkie]

So nice of Gabriel to voice Gianni

[@Sulfuricacidity]

Jesus christ

[@AD-dg3zz]

@@Sulfuricacidity no, it's Gianni

[@big_sea]

yes

[@anomaloussufferer]

X

[@infernox1099]

Y'know, before playing ultrakill, I didn't realise any of it in game was actually voiced, and then when I play it and gabriel was actually voiced and most of the lines were at least 90% of the original lines, I was suprised in the greatest way

[@helpgirlimhavingalifecrisis]

Nice dishonored icon.

[@mariogirl8100]

Well, there is a guest voice actor who is from Disco Elysium too.

[@mariogirl8100]

From the latest update.

[@QuantemDeconstructor]

​@@mariogirl8100 Yeah it's the P-2 dude, right?

[@mariogirl8100]

@@QuantemDeconstructor Yes.

[@amanekun1243]

Brother that V2 segment was divine. From Second Trumpet blaring in the background to the stellar voice acting. All just chefs kiss

[@warmasterahriman4644]

2nd Trumpet itself is a blessing , but yes. Truly, it was amazing

[@nightcap5393]

Yes

[@evanlaforet484]

I know it's not exactly Maxor's style of game but hearing Second Trumpet in this video and the Angels boss music in his elden ring one, I would love to see him play those games.

[@doneedanickname3522]

I literally lost my fucking mind hearing Lobotomy Corporation music lmao

[@anusaukko6792]

@@evanlaforet484 Max0r is definitely the type of guy to have spent like 300 hours on lob corp just cause its such an adhd game

[@jeromesury2021]

0:28 gabriel:*serious talking* V1:c :\ swiggity swOOgy Gabriel: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN "I am inside your wall"

[@utswriter]

I will never not love the fact that this entire game takes place in about a day

[@TalalHamidi-n8c]

you go from entering hell to killing Gabriel twice and killing everything in like 6 layers of hell

[@realMrVent]

Idle hands are the devil's workshop, after all

[@freezerblade1156]

V1 fucking speedran through hell holy shit, didn’t know that until now 😂

[@quantumblauthor7300]

They get bored easily

[@thefastflyer3497]

same vibe as the first 5 acts of Homestuck taking place over like a day

[@theamazinglordmilo9608]

I have been so exited for the inevitable ultrakill vid since I knew there would be a gold mine of new Gabriel quotes. Gianni always makes characters funny but when he is playing himself it goes to the next level.

[@ikcikor3670]

Translator's note: This is true because Gianni is an angel in real life

[@theamazinglordmilo9608]

@@ikcikor3670 yeah alot of people don't know this but Gianni is actually not real. Hes an online persona voiced by Gabriel from ultrakill

[@dreameater8548]

Max0r using Project Moon music for random boss fights is doing more to make people know about it than the PM Community Hub and I gotta respect that.

[@catowarmeowson9964]

PM has a community hub?

[@av90750]

@@catowarmeowson9964 well there's the steam hub, there is a Discord for modders and some circles in Twitter.

[@silentnight6810]

What's project moon?

[@cyberkinetic4342]

@@silentnight6810 Korean game devs famous for writing absolutely mental lore and making games for insane people. Absolute legends Oh yeah, also the context. The song used is Trumpet 2, from Lobotomy Corporation, the very best mental anguish simulator.

[@alpha-tomahawk532]

@@cyberkinetic4342 Isn't that the "omori 2.0" blue hair girls' type game?

[@FallinqLeafz]

“Human brains are not fucking meant for this. We’re supposed to be threshing wheat and dying of smallpox” is my new favorite Max0r line

[@EreNyn3]

This game was practically made for Max0r to cover, and god damn did everyone kill it with the voice acting. Congratulations on the million, I'm guessing you'll need the ad revenue to buy yourself some new eyes after editing this masterpiece

[@i.d.9754]

And mayyyyyybe a new brain to replace the old, damaged one

[@Sneaky911]

Nah leave the brain. Its the best content generator

[@i.d.9754]

@@Sneaky911 now a test needs to be run to see if more brain damage= better content

[@violapower]

oh its not over yet he going to need a backup to his backup to make the next volume

[@m4rcyonstation93]

Yo its Ear Nine

[@tomjames9681]

This is the first game that I can’t quite tell how it’s supposed to look, so Max0r’s editing is now canon.

[@thameloverse869]

Oh no, they’ve spread to youtube!

[@GlacialSkyfarer]

This is basically ultrakill even with the editing

[@jhawley031]

I mean he only really added a bunch of memes and color pallet changes. So if you remove all the memes and color shifts thats basically it. Its an incredibly chaotic game. He wasnt lying when he said the game basically edits itself and that you usually cant tell what is going on

[@Zanophane_Gaming]

22:14 You can actually hear Gianni trying not to laugh when he said "and your bitches few"

[@hasargel]

Amazing that max0r got the actual voice actor

[@reality3968]

I think the end would sound so much more enticing in the real game if they had voice acting like this. Fire video Max0r, can't wait for an act III review

[@hjag-is-also-ourplebop]

4:03 "let's just, uh, take a look at the catalogue" *opens maurice's entry* *terminal promptly erupts into vine booms* "nevermind"

[@roryawesometv6356]

thank you valiant soldier, your work will not be forgotten

[@leetshypiz9690]

Maurice lives

[@Dayreaverthe_Theo]

i found you

[@woshimayn4198]

Ah yes "Enjoying a Max0r review" or as I like to call it "Having an endurance competition with my budding epilepsy"

[@LordDoom10]

I love that line "May you Ls be many and your bitches few."

[@maxoroso7209]

You can hear him laugh at the end of it

[@commandercostas]

@@maxoroso7209 I only now noticed lol

[@mayspark9109]

15:02 love the visual gag of “no weaknesses” while showing the sole example of its greatest weakness 😂

[@TacoWrath95]

Getting to hear AmbiguousAmphibian say "weiner compression day" was completely worth the 27 seizures I suffered to reach it.

[@DumplingDan]

lmao a great colab

[@CopeAndSeeth]

He's my favorite lil nigga

[@jellifygirl]

I JUST REALISED THAT WAS HIM LMAO

[@starblight123]

1:47 Blue Archive - Shady Girls 2:53 Blue Archive - Out of Control 5:41 , 8:44 Blue Archive - Tech N Tech (Hard Arrange) 6:39 , 8:08 Blue Archive - Funky Road 7:07 , 7:23 , 14:58 Blue Archive - Constant Moderato 7:32 Blue Archive - Luminous Memory 9:24 , 12:43 Blue Archive - Jackpot 777 14:24 Blue Archive - The Dragon Express 14:36 , 19:12 Blue Archive - Barrier 15:02 Blue Archive - Burning Love 16:41 Blue Archive - Unwelcome School 17:11 Blue Archive - Library of Omen

[@brushstroke1965]

You missed out on Library of Omen

[@vinixox]

Pretty sure theres the stage music for Bunny Chaser during Hideous Mass

[@starblight123]

I've never seen so many Blue Archive OSTs in a single video (Max0r is a man of culture).

[@helpimahugedisaster5728]

Hey you missed the Blue Archive OST part

[@TheDoctorFromArknights]

​@@starblight123 If Elden Ring PT2's Music Highlight was Operation Pyrite With Praetor Rykard, this Vid's is the Entirety of the Blue Archive OST

[@leonardoquickgyro12]

Hearing funnywes as V2 screaming "fucking NIKKON" at the top of his lungs with the manic energy of a hobo experiencing crack cocaine for the first time is honestly a personal experience I want everyone to discover

[@henrynelson9301]

*Her

[@molassesman4066]

@@henrynelson9301 the hell you on about v2 is a red bot its genderless But maxor made it male in this parody so he*

[@henrynelson9301]

@@molassesman4066 I’m saying the VA funnywes is a woman

[@santaoncracc]

wait but hes a machine so doesnt that mean he doesnt have lungs

[@BadModder]

@@santaoncracc they manifested lungs to scream at the top of them

[@masono-tomic235]

Fun fact (I guess): apparently V1s eyes are on his chest (the 2 lines on his chest). God knows what the head part is for.

[@notanaveragedoktah8390]

Gotta love how his music taste expanded to Obscure sadistic Korean horror games.

[@egchic46]

*Breakdances to a mass monster breach*

[@prokiller4860]

Second Warning was always my jam And my employees screaming is an extra

[@prokiller1509]

Project moon killed it with second warning for Lobotomy Corporation

[@mamitomoe556]

Actually almost had a panic attack when it kicked in

[@TheGodOfShoes]

Didn't he end up using Library of Ruina music in one of the Elden Ring vids too?

[@NoobiePro114]

Max0r, Gianni, Wes, and Zanny all in one video. This is one of THE best fucking video to ever exist. Can't wait for Act II!

[@skykidgaming5622]

Damn, two on one comment?

[@El_payaso2006]

@@skykidgaming5622 They are sus

[@AArbiter]

shat my pants when i saw the zan man in the credits

[@ar_reactions612]

Where was Zanny?

[@NoobiePro114]

@@ar_reactions612 the Hideous Mass (aka ur mom)

[@treymcdermott6414]

As soon as I heard Max0r was making a video on Ultrakill, I thought "Well this will be a mess" And it was, a glorious brain melting mess, 10/10 I am inside your walls

[@Shiverwar]

c:\swiggity sw00ty

[@Imdreamingshutup]

21:42 bro where did shadow come from jesus. now i know Max0r is the only guy who can turn the topic of a specific game to a completely different game's topic.

[@purplehaze2358]

“When I am lost, I always look out for my two best buddies. Smith and Wesson” That quote is simultaneously fucking hilarious, subtly genius, and kinda badass.

[@zaph3788]

oh hey its dr bright

[@spectre235]

Rick and Morty viewers be like

[@MassFaintings]

huh, we basically do the same thing, except my buddies are heckler and koch!

[@formerctgovernordannelmall1452]

Bro, I hate to tell you, but referring to Smith and Wesson as though they were people for the sake of one-liners has been a thing for...like...a REALLY long time. Like it’s funny and kinda badass for sure but I think “subtly genius” is a smidge too far for what is essentially a 20+ year old joke lol

[@doommaker4000]

Subtly genius, lol. This joke is almost as old as the Internet