Can You Beat ULTRAKILL If Every Level Is RANDOM?

[@daqqahlikirep]

in this video linguini missed out on 0-2 shotgun secret (once) 1-1 Nailgun 7-2 Jackhammer

[@8-bitgiraffe917]

1-1 nailgun

[@root4217]

I am confident that if it was possible to miss railcannon, he'd have missed railcannon. (Jackhammer is understandable because the timer challenges, but the shotgun in 0-2 is basically free)

[@BK0660]

Yea I'm so mad for him missing the shotgun since he litteraly talked that he might not get it and then he got a level he could get it on and skipped it

[@linguini645]

@@root4217 it's possible to miss railcannon you can just rocket ride around a corner and load the rest of the level

[@tuxedocat847]

1-4 alt revolver 4-4 sawblade launcher

[@SomeGuyNamedDezecra]

Oh, hey, 2-S. Funny. *sees 2-S Counter* oh god no

[@arikomart7209]

I feel your terror

[@Friskus8]

Ultrakill if Hell wasn't fucking around with V1:

[@Sepoipaping]

Just send him to P-2 right after 0-1

[@ARandomULTRAKILLFan]

​@@Sepoipaping with marksman and peircer? that will still be insufficient in killing v1.

[@ARandomULTRAKILLFan]

and if it was a p-rank, sharpshooter will be unlocked.

[@Sepoipaping]

@@ARandomULTRAKILLFan Well the hardest current is P-2 so can’t really do more

[@I_Like_Dolla_Dolla]

Bro the *+ FUCK YOU* and *STAY MAD* are got me crying on the wall😭😭😭

[@vaporeondrip]

V2: GIVE ME MY ARM V1: ion have it V2: ima head out then V1: get the hell back here

[@ListenToTheVoicesDoIt]

V1: GIVE ME THAT ARM INSTEAD

[@ultracounterparrycoin]

V2: grr no my brand new whiplash pro 13 i just go- *becomes a blood puddle*

[@giovanniomanand4355]

That 0-2 secret exit directly into gabe 2 felt like a SMB warpzone.

[@thespeedrunnerofarson1572]

that is a very accurate description and i love it

[@yakashak2.0]

SMB mentioned

[@eltiolavara9]

WAAAAAAAAARPPPPPPPP ZOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@GlebSter0]

Imagine just joining a random level, and then "Ahh.. Free, at last.."

[@Aquasteams]

And then it's Heresy. But you don't recognize the level as 6-1 or 6-2... 💀

[@PumpkinEntertainment1108]

This prison.? To hold ME?!

[@ZeroNstuff]

imagine beating maurice then it cuts to 1000 thr earthmover

[@torterra1826]

Imagine being so cracked at ULTRAKILL that Brutal diffilculty is easy.

[@Crocdor_UwU]

Brutal really isn't that hard once you adapt to it, and before you say that I'm lying, I actually P-ranked most levels so far except Sysiphus and Minos prime

[@midir1326]

​@Crocdor_UwU the Levels are doable (except P-2), but alot of the Bossfight's were really tough for me. Worst of the lot being Sisyphus. Holy hell, there is literally no breathing room against this Bastard, once he enter's Phase 2. Still managed to P rank this level, but I don't want do this again.

[@secrx]

@@midir1326 the main problem of brutal bosses is only in buffed hp, cuz they are so fat you are losing control before boss dies

[@Volker_Jester]

Я для себя поставил цель - первым делом убить Сизифа на P ранг, дождаться когда АКТ 3 полностью выйдет в свет, пройти его на P и, тогда уж, я буду играть в брутал

[@averagecornenjoyer6348]

@@Crocdor_UwU if you just have a skill issue like me it is that hard :/

[@TheStormThatIsApproching]

❌ Watching the actual video ✅ Watching the funny style box

[@jaxondumo]

name and pfp checks out

[@Thatonelivingsweater]

How do you even get your style texts to say that?

[@s1lliest1]

@@Thatonelivingsweater it’s a mod, if you look up “ultrakill custom style mod” you should be able to find something

[@AnimTag]

​@@Thatonelivingsweater a mod called UltrakillStyleEditor

[@carlthesillyroblox]

13:28 you were so shocked you became Gabriel

[@Pixelat1on]

TWICE? BEATEN BY AN OBJECT TWICE?

[@Shi.f.t]

Twice?! Dated by an object, TWICE?!

[@stanley279]

twice! beaten by an object that swears a lot more than me twice!

[@ultracounterparrycoin]

Twice? Beaten by a blue GoPro TWICE?

[@floppadude173]

TWICE!? TELEPORTED AWAY LIKE A COWARD. TWICE!

[@broccolite8297]

You could've gotten the shotgun from the secret encounter in 0-2!

[@Insert6character4name.]

me seeing him not do so: "You fool, why did you do that?" -Will Turner

[@linguini645]

i did that but later on lmao

[@HellnawNaw-zq2jx]

​@@linguini645Also 7-2 alternate!

[@HellnawNaw-zq2jx]

​@@linguini645and nailgun in 1-1.

[@potatorat2508]

watching you run past the jackhammer in 7-2 made me want to actually kms 🥰

[@zipline_whiplash]

when i saw "2-S counter", my immediate reaction was "why is there a counter?"

[@TeamPxl_LetsM1]

Once I saw that I was like: it's gonna happen again, isn't it...

[@planktii]

as someone who just started playing a few weeks ago and is stuck in act 1 this video made my hand eye coordination leap out a window

[@DylanYu-v9y]

How are you stuck?

[@DylanYu-v9y]

As a completionist I’ve finished the entire game on each difficulty besides harmlees.

[@mrp_izza]

bravo. good job. ​@@DylanYu-v9y

[@scottish_lunatic]

@@DylanYu-v9y because he started playing a week ago you trout

[@P3KK4]

@@scottish_lunaticI started 2 days ago and already have beat the game on violent mode

[@AyameMitzuki]

4:11 gabriel wanted the smoke early 💀

[@thymecrafter]

“nah fuck this machine he ain’t doin shit”

[@chad_cloaker6957]

This implies that there could have been a meme of “alright you beat your first boss :D Now defeat Sisyphus prime”

[@Dawnanims]

3:38 bro imagine getting shot in the ass💀

[@davidomocea8776]

10:06 Gabriel faces the same fate

[@memee-j8t]

bro sped 6-2 with a pistol like going to the groceries. thats crazy

[@DozedOff-D]

He also on brutal mode too which is wild

[@juanjoyaborja.3054]

Literally one of the best UltraKill players I’ve seen on KZbin. I can’t even get to phase 2 on 3-2 on brutal with the almost complete arsenal, and this guy treats 6-2 like a joke with only the pistol.

[@redmadness265]

11:48 BORN TO KILL, FORCED TO CHILL

[@broccolite8297]

YOU ALSO COULD'VE GOTTEN THE NAILGUN IN 1-1! YOU'RE DRIVING ME NUTS, LINGUINI!

[@Mac-Bugler]

The fact he got 5-3 right after is funny

[@Oh_god_they_jumping_me]

And shotgun in 0-2

[@sunshark2424]

He could of also gotten the shotgun from the secret swordsmachine fight in 0-2

[@remnai4615]

ultrakill but it has backrooms logic going from prelude to gabe's second fight to violence to fighting v2 BACK TO GABE is just hilarious this scrambles my brain so hard that p-2 clear was crazy, bro could have p-ranked if he didn't die damn

[@I_Like_Dolla_Dolla]

Bro the "Fuck you" and "STAY MAD* and "NO NO* got me rolling and crying on the wall😭😭😭

[@Incoming_Meteor]

no-no is in the base game

[@sebastiancojocaru4674]

@@Incoming_Meteorbut like what mod is that I have been looking for absolute ages and I can’t find it it’s so funny to see but I want to have it in my game as well

[@Incoming_Meteor]

@@sebastiancojocaru4674 UltrakillStyleEditor on the Thunderstore store - r2modman is recommended for mods

[@AlteredUltrakill]

NO NO is alr in the game

[@raig-official]

"NO-NO" and "RE-NO-NO" are both in the base game

[@iminuroven]

6:03 this"F E E D I T" sounded like a threat

[@emryushkabey5316]

This video is ultrakilling my confidence in this game forever.

[@LillithLilligant]

Yea sorry for blowing myself up in 4-4 earlier. A bit rusty, haven't played in like a month. I'll do better next time I swear.

[@ManicGhidorah]

v2 soup

[@dwyl183]

youre good v2!

[@jannekarmeniemi6802]

You confuse me

[@kakyoinker]

at this point bros demons are holding him back instead of the other way round

[@clockwork_mind]

19:35 Man there is NO reaction that could have been funnier than this silence

[@valentinanibbi4132]

Bro did not Just solo Gabriel with two guns but also beat a violence level with only revolvers 😮

[@Silentguy_]

Linguini forgets path through the library, asked to leave the function.

[@littlegamingnightmares1380]

Bro the way he moves with the music at 24:30 and attacks at the right notes for both him and the enemies really send me

[@SSUPLEXX]

Bro is an absolute beast at the game. Great video.

[@TuttaltroChe_quello]

ULTRAKILL but Hakita has dementia

[@_interstXllar_]

you know who els

[@angeloserrapica]

linguini making the same video he already did but he did a new file is such a linguini moment

[@linguini645]

had to spice things up only brave content on this channel

[@Kaydenjames1028]

13:29 Bro became Gabriel for a second there

[@JosephozzGD]

Twice, beated by a ring, twice!

[@DERPTYDERPDERPDERP]

Whenever there was a Gutterman, I was just screaming to parry a mine and break their shield

[@aaydinturk]

imagine fighting the earthmover 2 minutes into the game

[@skoonify]

>me >shoots cannonball >bounce >shoot a charged bullet >cannonball explodes >no gunpowder in cannonball >refuse to elaborate >leave

[@MrSluFa]

Big fucking metal ball

[@xforce200]

13:27 "TWICE?! THE SAME SECRET LEVEL,TWICE!?"

[@The_radi]

6:47 the little metal pipe in the background is so good 😂😂

[@DrakoBloxxerYT]

20:26 when a random Gdash level hits you with bloodbath

[@Aquasteams]

When you're just playing a random GD level from the recent tab, and it's not that bad, but you hear "Fire in the hole!"

[@Crunchytaco0089]

@@Aquasteamsfr

[@ultracounterparrycoin]

​@@Aquasteamsbut it turns out that it was spoken to signal an explosive

[@JezusKriztus]

I love the transition from the first to the last room of 7-3

[@mavi_istakozzamn]

this video is cool. but this recipe is cooler: *Chicken Ballotine with Herb Stuffing and Madeira Sauce* Ingredients: - *For the Chicken:* - 1 whole chicken (deboned) - Salt and pepper to taste - *For the Herb Stuffing:* - 1/2 cup breadcrumbs - 1/4 cup chopped parsley - 1/4 cup chopped thyme - 1/4 cup chopped sage - 2 cloves garlic (minced) - 1 egg - Salt and pepper to taste - *For the Madeira Sauce:* - 1 cup Madeira wine - 1 cup chicken stock - 2 tbsp butter - 1 tbsp flour Instructions: 1. *Prepare the Chicken:* Start by carefully deboning the chicken, keeping the skin intact. Season the inside and outside with salt and pepper. 2. *Make the Stuffing:* In a bowl, combine breadcrumbs, parsley, thyme, sage, garlic, egg, salt, and pepper. Mix well until the stuffing holds together. 3. *Stuff the Chicken:* Spread the stuffing evenly over the inside of the deboned chicken. Roll the chicken tightly, tucking in the edges to create a log shape. 4. *Tie and Sear the Chicken:* Use kitchen twine to tie the chicken securely in several places. Sear the chicken roll in a hot pan until the skin is golden brown all over. 5. *Roast the Chicken:* Transfer the seared chicken to a preheated oven at 350°F (175°C). Roast for 45-60 minutes, or until the internal temperature reaches 165°F (74°C). 6. *Prepare the Madeira Sauce:* While the chicken is roasting, make the sauce by melting butter in a pan, adding flour, and cooking to create a roux. Gradually whisk in the Madeira wine and chicken stock, cooking until the sauce thickens. 7. *Rest and Slice:* Once the chicken is cooked, let it rest for 10 minutes before slicing it into rounds. Remove the kitchen twine. 8. *Serve with Sauce:* Arrange the sliced chicken ballotine on a serving platter and drizzle with the Madeira sauce. 9. *Garnish:* Optionally, garnish with fresh herbs or serve with a side of roasted vegetables. 10. *Enjoy:* A beautifully presented dish that impresses with both its appearance and flavor.

[@LilPCU]

I will save this video cuz my ass can't cook

[@broccolite8297]

You also could've gotten the jackhammer in 7-2! (Though I actually don't know how that interaction would work, seeing as you didn't have the shotgun anyway).

[@ScavengingWisdom]

Like other alt first interactions (I assume), you unlock the alt ver but not the base version at the terminal and can buy its variants like base ones

[@SatieTheSock]

got bored and played through all of ultrakill without picking up any of the weapons yesterday (except the revolver, you get forced to pick it up to start the game), and grabbing the jackhammer without owning the normal shotty doesn’t give you access to the jackhammer unfortunately :(

[@Veldus12]

The fact bro just casually beats v2, Gabriel 1,and Gabriel 2 with nothing but a charge, marksman and ricochet is actually crazy to me, that's some crazy skill

[@jaybortion]

gabriel with only pistol is wild

[@zeltoon2923]

it's ok, he got many parriable attacks

[@alextheukrainianguy]

Mayo%

[@therealjome]

Gabriel without cream inside of him is insane.

[@Theuniversalemperor]

Under The Mayo Simulator

[@somekidinabathtub]

And P rank on top of that

[@yourlocalbuilderbuddy]

This is RAD. you rock, dude!

[@AnkleBiter3854]

Nice run man

[@raidshadowvpnprime7689]

This is very impressive. The dude P ranked Gabriel on brutal with just the pistol

[@haydenstout2347]

UnderTheMayo

[@nesluasnaleua]

4:27 Gabriel: *quoting his quoting* linguini: hey gabe! haiiiii! helloooooo! :3

[@binguette]

"What's good nerds" is gone 😔

[@_interstXllar_]

imagine in an april fools video he goes like how's good nerds

[@ScavengingWisdom]

It’s a horrible day for rain

[@wrddrw]

linguini spotted parrying with the knuckleblaster at... never?

[@newo43598]

"ok we went through level 1" **earthmover music plays**

[@Finality132]

14:20 why was that transition so smooth bro

[@quietflowerss]

calling the 4-4 hallway "the walk of shame" made my day

[@aname2513]

>Think this is a fun challenge >Try it on my own >Complete prelude >P-2

[@SarcasticGaming13846]

Getting the Apostate of Hate is such a fun fight to have. I love that fight so goddamn much. It’s so fun to try and do a really fast P-rank attempt. It’s always fun to test my mettle in that fight, since I haven’t yet unlocked P-2 and haven’t got around to P-1 yet

[@watercup5138]

This was delightful :3

[@P1nnHead]

I’ve used the same mod and it kept sending me to P-1, I had also done it with random enemies, so I’d just end up fighting a filth and schism at the end most of the time.

[@Aquasteams]

Imagine fighting a Cerberus instead of fighting a Sisyphus Prime

[@ultracounterparrycoin]

​@@Aquasteams Cerberus Prime

[@RustyChroma]

lingiuini has FORGOTTEN about the nailgun

[@MausGaming-k9x]

V-1:*skipping through secret exit* :D V-1:*getting at Gabriel 2nd boss battle* D:

[@Fluid_McCree]

you dying to the hideous masses on 6-1 is so real

[@vtubs-be2uf]

Ahh i love 0-1 "1 level later" HOLY SHIT IS THAT GABRIAL THE OPOSATE OF HATE

[@emojixAlt]

I tried this challenge too and you're lucky you got 5-S multiple times unlike me who got P-1 5 times and P-2 twice before reaching 7-4

[@harrisonfackrell]

I am convinced that you are yourself the absentee god that Gabriel abhors. This is very impressive.

[@Grinhal]

13:29 TWICE?! He became Gabriel

[@kryppled]

ultrakill maps that are randomized with all major assists at their fullest effect (including slowtime)

[@7HighCards]

Dwag your a god at ultra kill, you might even be the new one

[@seek6065]

*enters 0-1* V1: hell yeah *Leaves 0-1 and instantly is brought in 7-4*

[@Haunter.mp4]

Gutterman dies: *M E T A L P I P E*

[@JackAintMahRealName]

him around 5 min talking about how hes playing on brutal so it might be challenging to fight gabriel me, who cant beat cancerous rodent:

[@drpolski9665]

Him fighting gabriel: brutal difficulty, only pistols, P-rank Me fighting gabriel: full arsenal, normal difficulty, D-rank

[@xduskashesreal]

"How much prelude do I have to play?" yes.

[@RavioliRamen]

I wish I could be as good as linguini at this game someday because holy mother of god this guy is cracked

[@LilBerdFromTheVoid]

**Casually cooks most bosses and hard levels with only revolvers**

[@apostateofhatred223]

This is why i quit being a robot and cleaning hell. Too many sweats

[@v1plushvr]

I am in awe seeing how you can take down 4 guttertanks and 2-3 guttermen with ease only using the 3 base pistols.

[@VisualTickle]

through the whole thing i imagined P-2 being next

[@tazbeee]

"You should... keep lightninging the swordsmachines!" i know you wanted to say something else

[@TheHoodone]

3:37 i felt his pain dude

[@E4uin0X]

Me, scrolling shorts: *sees linguini's 10 minute long "short"* Also me: what in the ultrafuck™️

[@vsevolodkiselev8937]

I: can't even beat minos on brutal Random guy on KZbin:

[@EldritchCutie32]

"not having a sawblade launcher is pain... Misery" Me: im gonna p rank with just red impact hammer (currently so close)

[@EldritchCutie32]

For context I have p ranked every other stage with red impact hammer

[@theultimateamazingsleepyko6687]

Imagine if it went 0-1, 0-S, p-1, p-2

[@4C52]

Cool concept > Misses shotgun > Not worth my time

[@lincolnthegoofygoober6402]

he got the shotgun later in the video, be patient

[@jannekarmeniemi6802]

0-2 shotgun: heh heh im invisible

[@gromp9171]

7-3 with nothing but pistols is crazy

[@brandonadam1665]

7:14 "what is wrong with you, why are you blue?"

[@lowestpaper4186]

16:08 you missed the nail gun 😢

[@BobTheKnobBob]

Imagine if he got 7-2 before getting the whiplash, the run would literally be over

[@lunialation666]

bro seeing this makes me self concious how bad i am lol... im trying to p-rank everything in standard, and here this guy is casually beating some of the hardest fights for me with a regular pistol wtf

[@mariposa7013]

I tried this Mod and the game sent me from 0-1 Straight to P-2😭🙏

[@thevalleyofeverything3175]

I have played ultrakill for 40 hours and just P ranked act 1. I was thinking i was the shit then i saw this man just finish P-2 with 3 weapons and the feedbacker and then acting like it was just a normal Tuesday. I apologize for breathing your air.

[@Aquasteams]

I just beat P-2 (i have all weapons 💀) (-1 restart 💀), and I've NEVER used the rocket launcher thingy or the knuckleblaster there. both are weak af, only good for gutterman and jakito

[@dantheman7312]

@@Aquasteams Knuckleblaster is free damage :)

[@jandizon2017]

I love the parry it's just a cuss word

[@rremil-gaming-channel]

prelude! prelude! prelude! HERESY: 6-2: AESTHETICS OF HATE

[@hexsinthedemon9489]

This would be a sick as fuck rogue like

[@DomenicoIV]

Linguini says it's been so long My brain: It's been so long Since I last have seen my son Lost to this monster To the man behind the slaughter Since you've been gone I've been singing this stupid song So I could ponder The sanity of your mother

[@frex102]

honestly i think this should be a whole gamemode but you still keep all the gear you already had instead the game start on harmless difficulty and every 5 level the difficulty goes up by 1 tier until eventually you get to brutal or UMD then afterward radiant ennemies start to spawn in, style point earned while in this mode can be spend for powerups at the beggining of each level. just a though

[@Kyler530er]

watching you P rank most of these levels on brutal with basic revolvers only makes me feel obsolete😭

[@VadimShu]

Hey, go to the ULTRAKILL wiki and find the sawed-on shotgun revolver page then go to comments. Theres a glitch with it that 1 user explained, and how broken and OP it is.

[@percent3767]

Ew, fandom user

[@VadimShu]

@@percent3767 fandom still good

[@Ruinbornaftonalwayscomesback]

@@percent3767what alternatives do we have though

[@percent3767]

@@Ruinbornaftonalwayscomesback there’s an official wiki

[@Ruinbornaftonalwayscomesback]

@@percent3767 Oh, makes sense then

[@WhatdoyoucalablindgermanAnosee]

19:24 you could have gotten the nail gun earlier so yeah i haven’t watched the entire video yet but im sure he’ll find the nail gun again

[@TheWrongDude-TWD]

Bro is so calm 💀

[@Headsmashterror]

Imagine instead of getting Cerberus, you got p-1