Beating Minecraft With No Inventory #1

Today we try to beat the April Fool's Minecraft snapshot, where inventory has been disabled and everything is insane.
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[@AE2v2]

4:09 "...As you guys probably know, beds are actually the most fertile soil that you can get..." 4:27 "I have acquired a child"

[@freezeburn1]

Pfp checks out

[@diversezebra6754]

*Stares increasingly in Technoblade*

[@kkat069]

jordan treating his chicken like some kid he has to babysit is the best

[@GigaDavy91]

Real baby are probably more difficult to deal with than a chicken

[@kadenprice4759]

@@GigaDavy91 no

[@lucastora9207]

"beds are actually the most fertile soil" 🤨

[@devynsmith5280]

Ever hear of flower beds?

[@geekjokes8458]

"i have acquired a child"

[@geekjokes8458]

"i have acquired a child"

[@cheesus2897]

1I take a shit 2 I get out of bed

[@wttu2960]

It is where seeds grow.

[@TheSilverHermitMage]

Imagine if he had done this with the same monotone voice 😂

[@jacobpugpoirier3350]

I would still watch it. He would have to not have spoken the whole entire day.

[@TheSilverHermitMage]

@@jacobpugpoirier3350 I would've too 😂 it was really entertaining

[@weakw1ll]

37:03 did he just say-

[@weakw1ll]

Not unalive

[@jacobpugpoirier3350]

@@weakw1ll He left that in 2021. It was annoying anyways.

[@wizzardog3335]

He said during the stream "No, no no, it probably won't be a multiple episode series."

[@brandongingereski9264]

The amount of time sparklez talked instead of just starting to break the crying obsidian he would have broken 1 at least

[@lkexnl9944]

The power of Procrastination!

[@kanexiong3827]

"Get the Frick outa my fortress" as he man handles the wither without fear unlike us🤣 cpt. Sparkles the bravest minecrafter and the strongest bouncer ever

[@remi_dadude]

ngl he built like a bouncer irl too

[@Lt_Chloe]

You can stack mobs so you can have both chicken and multiple skeleton turrets

[@sepiasmith5065]

"the chicken died during childbirth" "the cow really did return grass" fjdhdbdvz Jardon's memory and spacial awareness is constantly impressing me. I get lost easily in Minecraft but he's like "oh I've already been here" in the fortress that all just looks the same to me djdbjdbd

[@abadgurl2010]

Because the loot doesn't despawn and there was gold on top of the chest.

[@jkliao6486]

I cannot believe the punching obsidian podcast is cut from this video. That's the top tier car content I would love to listen to 24/7!

[@tommyhetrick]

"The chicken died during child birth" - Jardoon Maroon 2022

[@eagleguydude4733]

Im betting the one house he missed in the snow village that was down in a ravine had a crafting table lol 🤣

[@glyphin343]

nothing is a better clip out of context than seeing Jordan angerly picking up a wither skelly and yeeting it into the lava.

[@remi_dadude]

he made a short of "get the frick outta my fortess" lol

[@The-EJ-Factor]

To help with spacebar bees stay at the same height so you won’t need to space and they fly upwards so make sure to end up over water.

[@darth_vyper]

Everytime Cap says Interior, the meme song "Interior Crocodile, Alligator, I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater" pops into my head...

[@average_papaya]

same 😂

[@WPB_Ace13]

Chip da ripper freestyle

[@UnchallengedGaming]

1:49:35 - That look..... I don't even know how to respond to that death out of no where lol.

[@abdul-azeem786]

Wow this proves you watched the whole video, Respect

[@Cosmodjinn]

[@zelda1420]

You better be glad you don't need a crafting table to beat the game. You better be glad! Because _I crafted in survival mode,_ and it was _PAIN!_ It is so difficult to craft... Just imagine... you're crafting a barrel, (you know because barrels are awesome in this version,) you have the slabs already, you put it all down, all but the emptyness in the middle. You throw the crafting table into the air, and it lands in the middle. And NOTHING HAPPENS BECAUSE IT'S ON THE SAME LEVEL AS THE WOOD! THERE'S A HOLE THERE! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! _paaain_

[@DownFlameGaming]

I know exactly how you feel I've had the same problem crafting things too.

[@WompWomp1738]

So when he said “I will end you, you stupid piece of garbage” my bf was messing with me and I looked over at him and said “Yeah, exactly what he said so stop it” 🤣

[@poletooke4691]

@16:50 Just imagine if that HAD been the chicken jumping into orbit in the background 😂 also the way it jumped basically right when the "3" of a 3 count was gonna happen 😂

[@katanyafleet]

So, Jardon broke an extra crying obsidian just b/c he wanted empty bottom corner? I'm confused.

[@braydonellis6778]

I think he was planning on doing a 3x3 but decided a 2x3 would be easier so he did that instead

[@katanyafleet]

@@braydonellis6778 Oh. Got it. Thanks.

[@MrShrimpnugget]

Yeah I was screaming at my phone that he didn’t have to break it lol

[@poletooke4691]

Captain Sparkles out here James Bond parachuting into a hole with a chicken

[@vsprsgdby]

The chicken yeet cracks my ribs every time

[@Christopher_Gibbons]

Goodbye faithful chicken. May he rest in 6 piece bucket.

[@juhosalonen11]

59:34 "Balls. Baa.. Big Balls. Me: *getting flashback from Vice City* "You got big cojones, amigo!"

[@1976nighttrain]

bro the way you just yeeted that wither skeleton off the edge of the fortress was hilarious

[@SearingAstra]

"I have acquired a child" Jardon 2022

[@demeter1793]

unless it's different in the april fools update, you could have just made a 3x3 portal, it was totally unnecessary to gather that much obsidian to make a 2x3 one

[@ashtonlove6455]

it would have taken just as much obsidian because of the extra piece of crying obsidian to break

[@russellfarmer4723]

Isn’t 3x3 larger than 2x3

[@roowco1]

@@russellfarmer4723 yes

[@ashtonlove6455]

@@russellfarmer4723 yeah, but he was using a ruined portal that was 3 blocks wide. it could seem faster to just fill in the gaps in that portal rather than build a new wall one block further in, but the latter was still faster

[@harrisonspencer8264]

38:25 assault with an eggly weapon

[@DownFlameGaming]

I'm so sorry but I was actually voting for all the things to slow you down mostly because I love to see how you react to things like that.

[@DJTRM]

"I've just dropped the child" -CaptainSparklez, April 5th, 2022

[@average_papaya]

1:11:23 Mans got them telescope eyes pog

[@painfall]

This update makes me appreciate the terrain generation...

[@cassie05]

I LoL’d so hard at this video. Captain, you bring many munch joy to my life.

[@The-EJ-Factor]

23:38 actually if you pick up a creeper in survival it doesn’t stop exploding like it was lit by a flint and steel, I ended up throwing them like grenades

[@MrBogidar89]

1:33:55 you want the portal dyed. What colour? purple and green! LOL

[@blahblahsen1142]

"big money, big women, big interior!"

[@Nicole-qk6py]

This video is quality content

[@dobby9041]

what ever you do dont make sparlz mad he will trow u off cliff with no hesitation

[@farazsal]

YES I was hoping that you do this challenge :D

[@jacobpugpoirier3350]

44:55 that could totally be an animation.

[@grcdcknsn]

The end of this video was legit one of the saddest things I’ve ever seen

[@average_papaya]

1:01:16 Tommyinnit's famous: "GET OUT OF MY HAALLWAAY" Except it's Jardon to the skeleton he's holding on his head moments before he throws it off the edge of a fortress to it's death 💀

[@archerelms]

I saw SmallAnt do this live, this is so interesting

[@JATINGAMER999_]

'Playing flappy bird with lava' 😆

[@vampyricon7026]

"Oh I can get lucky and have the portal frame not land exactly on a block" *proceeds to place portal frames exactly on a block*

[@TwiDash]

I watched Smallant beat this. It’s crazy.

[@mooing_cowmilk]

Wants crafting table while staring and walking around an igloo structure (with 1 crafting table plus maybe basement that would also have one) that is in the village (it is the one that is smashed with a house and a crop farm)

[@AwedByYou97]

"the chicken died during childbirth" my god...😂

[@LeGnocchi]

You can take several mobs at a time!

[@phoenixrose1995]

Endermen can spawn holding a command block in this update lol

[@TICK27]

1:01:16 - 1:01:23 this made me laugh so hard

[@abadgurl2010]

I love that the game became Flappy Chicken, lol! 😆

[@wdvorak]

Chicken rest in piece ... I think that was the whole chicken

[@SearingAstra]

These are some moments that made me laugh really hard during this video. 59:33 1:01:16 1:08:00 1:25:39 1:36:53 1:40:56 1:49:35

[@seaweedbrainofcl]

This is so stupid I love this xD

[@blazing_pyro67]

Caption Sparklez "Don't bomb yourself" Me "ugh mom you know I love a good explosion!"

[@Stardusk123]

Jordan playing Nether flappy bird with the chicken

[@imfoxheim]

I havent laughed this much in a while 😂

[@ericktrujillo3067]

The game becomes Flappy bird with a chicken

[@mooing_cowmilk]

Jordan: 0:53 there's gonna be like people who are able to beat this and probably I wonder what the what the best time ever will be like 25 to 30 minutes eventually.. Me: *have have sub 10 SSG run.. (unsure if he was referring to complete fastest or just RSG)

[@The_Redstone_Robot]

just if he hasn't figured out yet, you can fly with a chicken by spamming spacebar while holding one.

[@blazingblue_3039]

He did figure that out. RIP Moss,the sweet little chicken boy :'( Long live Moss 2

[@Exayevie]

🤦‍♀

[@The_Redstone_Robot]

@@blazingblue_3039 ah, ok, I didn't catch the stream, and haven't finished the video, just wanted to make sure he saw it Incase he hadn't figured it out.

[@dylanmichael5332]

You couldn't get 14 minutes into the video before commenting first huh

[@sparrowfly72]

THE END LMAOAOAOOA

[@jessep4086]

End portal troll. 😂😂😂

[@killingpanda5530]

Waiting for the obsidian breaking to skip but it doesnt... "the chicken died during childbirth"

[@killingpanda5530]

Also i said to myself as soon as he left nether with a shot being fired that he would enter and be hit

[@NameNotFound147]

55:06 does it normally say 'number of ghosts in this world'?

[@JustARegularNerd]

Only in this April fools snapshot, it's actually just a renamed field from vanilla minecraft's F3 screen, I can't remember exactly what it actually is

[@NameNotFound147]

@@JustARegularNerd oh ok thanks xD

[@toddmorra3434]

"I'm Mary Poppins, y'all!"

[@thehuskysnowball9210]

Dammit you beat me to it. I was waking up, thinking: What if I made a video where I try to beat Minecraft without the Inventory... (later that day): CaptainSparklez Uploaded: Beating Minecraft With No Inventory #1.. DAMMIT XD

[@equestrianrosie]

Jordan isn’t exactly the first. SmallAnt beat it pretty much day 1 if I recall. You could still do it if you want.

[@aggrogator4045]

Even if you did make the video, It's not like anyone would watch it lmao

[@margierusnak8243]

@@aggrogator4045 why do you think your comment was necessary 🤔

[@aggrogator4045]

@@margierusnak8243 Most likely the same reason you thought yours was.

[@Foollnlove0v0]

the series of unfortunate events by CaptainSparklez. Lol this is funny.

[@vague_velleity]

hey, why don't you open your inventory to get rid of that annoying popup in the corner?

[@devynsmith5280]

Bro

[@vague_velleity]

@@devynsmith5280(it's a joke)

[@iteragami5078]

Lol. But I think you can exit and re-enter the world to get rid of the pop-ups.

[@vague_velleity]

@@iteragami5078 I know, I was joking about how he can't open his inventory

[@average_papaya]

4:23 He has acquired the God child who will quite him on his treacherous quest to find a crafting tabl... aaand he dropped the child GOD DAMMIT

[@evenmagician813]

LOL 8:13 YEETUS DELETUS

[@average_papaya]

1:12:20 Come on, that skeleton is trying his best. His best friend just died (1:01:16) and he's about to loose him job. He just wants someone to appreciate him R.I.P 😔

[@average_papaya]

13:37 Ah, yes the four genders Rbbits, cows, pigs, and the ever rare chicken

[@average_papaya]

4:22 He has acquired a God child who will guide him on his quest for the crafting tabl... oh never mind he dropped the God child...

[@yemec13]

Does picking up the ghast make you fly

[@tarigaming1879]

1:01:07 to 1:01:23 funniest thing I've seen from him so far

[@yashrajpriyadarshanpatra566]

The funny thing is imagine thinking interesting so they can spawn with any block then and instantly thinking about can they spawn with a diamond block and in about the same time the streamer says the exact same thing...What are the odds

[@Boooo]

what if you speedran every april fools update back to back

[@FizzlNet]

Oh the ending 🤣😕🤣

[@wolfygames5533]

Press f to pay respect

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

🤣🤣 great ending

[@JMaxPlayZ]

this is awesome. Mojang should totally make the dual hands and the way you carry/hold items a legit thing.

[@jondivietro4527]

Hereforthecrow must want sparklez to go back for the boots in jump king

[@stokhosursus]

Create your Minecraft world using seed word “pain” and then are surprised when everything in the world is painful. 🙃

[@poletooke4691]

@1:49:36 this is such a massive "f u" from the game 😂😂😂

[@bricktambland8059]

Amazing episode

[@Evie0h]

Haha I got so attached to the idea of keeping a chicken alive while watching this, that the next chicken from a chicken jockey in my zombie farm that spawned I saved. Edit: Yep I’m attached to a “Chair Jen” uh huh

[@thespotlightstar7548]

Thought I watched this already, nope, that was SmallAnt

[@TheFrogKermitt]

damn, 5950x and a 3090, beefy pc there jardon

[@jayrnalagon]

you can stack chickens so you can have an xtra..

[@abadgurl2010]

Can you yeet the furnace onto logs to make charcoal?

[@TICK27]

43:24 for some reason i thoght the bee was the cow

[@giafoneozu9998]

i mean there is a legit finished half a heart hardcore all advancement run out there, so... possible to do in hardcore!

[@ayo9310]

Jardini I just got four unskippable ads in a row what the heck

[@Chicagocanine]

Remember the nether chicken.

[@oskarclaesson7583]

What is the enderman holding? 53:51

[@dodebro]

I would like some more Origins, Please. Thank you.

[@10_credits]

ehhemrrrhhrrm cough cough 24 minutes

[@jacobpugpoirier3350]

1:24:55 just hush.

[@correyrio8401]

Hey I can see my future portal spawn from here @1:04:00