Minecraft But I Literally Cannot Die

[@ShycoWar]

Local man berates family and friends for repeatedly saving his life

[@noskalborg723]

"California man" 😂

[@SomethingSmellsMichy]

@@noskalborg723 he's not wrong.

[@noskalborg723]

@@SomethingSmellsMichy yes, i'm just saying it's "california man" instead of "florida man"

[@SomethingSmellsMichy]

@@noskalborg723 he said local man.

[@1oftheben798]

That’s depression for ya

[@o__o.6212]

He removed entity cramming because that’s how his friends beat his pack initially

[@drakewaldrep8850]

472 likes, and no comments, what a legend

[@Creativestname]

695 likes one comment

[@SoIncrediblySleepy]

757 likes two comments

[@moonlightmolly4929]

852 three comments

[@JohnMkrv]

879 likes 4 comments

[@McMakistein]

That is some impressive dedication! I have been outsmarted once again haha

[@panickal]

Hello McMakistein

[@xykiller6976]

Dang

[@samtherat6]

Version 3.0 we’re all screwed and doomed to an eternal life.

[@krystofkarda7395]

What about Sweet Berry Bush?

[@CR-iz1od]

make sure the accident. fall. water glitch stops the death

[@fnafnode7770]

Imagine a totem of undying just appears when he dies.

[@gigaboom_9618]

Man has to die twice 💀

[@gamingrealm794]

he would be mad if that hapens

[@Mikeological]

Lol invisible totem appears in his offhand at half a heart

[@agentray]

Don't give him ideas

[@randomtrigger4363]

he will still die from void with totem

[@GooseGeuse22]

This feels like watching the scenes in Deadpool 2 where he’s trying to kill himself

[@RedJokerPlaysYT]

Lols

[@mrmr_zoomie]

“Population growth will continue to spiral out of control” All the villagers he murdered…

[@YouregayDailyanime-bc7hp]

I will not press the like button because it's already at the perfect number

[@FroggyPrince]

@@YouregayDailyanime-bc7hp now its not

[@peytonjanes]

@@FroggyPrince Now it's not.

[@Oak_Eggar]

520 likes Is this counted as perfect

[@fireice3040]

The entity cramming was tested by the creator’s friends so entity cramming was fixed before release

[@Skwiggity]

Yeah, I’m pretty sure you can either up the entity cramming number, or just turn it of

[@The_WhitePencil]

@@Skwiggity but i mean, that kind of defeats the purpose

[@jigglypop]

wasnt really tested but challenged. mcmakistein challenged them to die from the datapack

[@tinboiii9050]

@@jigglypop yeah there is a video

[@animationandsongmaker7721]

I just commented that

[@Wallibear]

"John, you're not my papa." is the funniest line i have ever heard in my life

[@skibidirizzohio69]

among us

[@busterblock6295]

whatever not very tallibear

[@xen6411]

Cool

[@right7403]

Amogus

[@Minecraftenderman69]

shut up sweat

[@stealthgamer4620]

Ideas probably possible, but already covered: 1. Lingering potions (he only tried splash pots) 2. Shulkers (He only tried arrows and potions, Shulkers have different projectiles) 3. /kill (I wonder if Makistein thought about that, probably did) 4. Peaceful hostile mobs (Polar bears, Iron golems, Bees, Llamas, Wolves, Pandas, Goats, Dolphins, Piglins-this is what I could find) 5. Eating the pufferfish instead or pufferfish spawn egg 6. Elytra, flying into a wall 7. Using rockets/fireworks 8. Beds in the nether and end, or Respawn anchor in the overworld/end 9. Using some commands and command blocks (Like give a neutral mob like a sharpness sword, or give stronger hunger effect) 10. Magma blocks 11. Player killing a player (Starting from 12, I just read the Death Messages on wiki) 12. Cactuses 13. Lightning 14. Powder snow 15. Berry bushes 16. Thorns enchantment 17. Trident 18. Stalactite and stalagmite

[@khajiitimanus7432]

Other ideas: Suffocation, void fall, or drowning with support from bedrock blocks.

[@flibbet]

None of these would work; except for any suggestions to do with commands, but that's just silly, because making a counteract for that would be like trying to beat fire with your flamethrower. I've checked out the code for the datapack, so if you like I could tell you what each of the counteracts for these obvious suggestions are.

[@stealthgamer4620]

@@flibbet wow that’s an old comment. i mean ye u could just look at the code but i mean that’s not fun because it was made for fun and explored to try things. Like the obvious void doesn’t work. Sparkles didn’t do anything special in this video so there’s so many ideas not showcased. He tried to kill himself with sand the entire time if i recall lol. I put “commands” because Makenstein could do something like “this command does not exist” “you thought it be that easy” or something in chat if you tried to use it. Stalactites may work because although like torches get placed under you there’s similar plug ins where you still take damage from them.

[@flibbet]

@@stealthgamer4620 the datapack's in 1.16.5 also i'm sorry if I came out rude :P

[@stealthgamer4620]

@@flibbet no your good, my original comment is a year ago. i just said what thought. also sorry if my reply came off a little tempered. 🙇🏽‍♂️🙂

[@samjplayseverything5392]

When the creepers dont explode: Man, Revange would of been a lot easier… Im dead 😂

[@dikongcanlas8710]

Revenge*

[@misourfluffyface1417]

@@dikongcanlas8710 would’ve*

[@dikongcanlas8710]

@@misourfluffyface1417 you'er*

[@iluvnikoomilana]

@@dikongcanlas8710 uoy-er*

[@dikongcanlas8710]

@@iluvnikoomilana Meudh'wi*

[@Pixelcraftian]

Would never expect Sparklez to shout at his "grandma" for not letting him swim in the sand lmao

[@Kairinkai]

wait... i remember u in another channel

[@thereborne5219]

@@Kairinkai ofcorse u do..

[@unbleed1337]

e

[@floshi5883]

Hi checkmark

[@goodfeelerman1475]

@@Kairinkai I'm pretty sure he exists in all universe's.

[@Geekanomicon]

I swear, Sparklez has a lot of fun doing all of this.

[@KeruToL]

If he didn’t, he probably would be making videos anymore.

[@noskalborg723]

@@KeruToL just a friendly fyi: you left out *n't* on wouldn't. just thought i'd tell ya.

[@denizozturk1299]

666 like totally sus

[@Unpug]

Yeah he obviously did

[@guythat779]

It's almost like he's playing around

[@matthewcline8580]

We need a full version of "John, John, John with the Pizza" thank you editor, whoever you are. your work makes these videos hilarious.

[@cole2999]

It had me dying it's so good

[@timh9749]

when i heard this my first thought was get ely on the job lol

[@matthewcline8580]

17:46

[@ellispipermusic]

@@timh9749 yes!!!

[@crazyfaithy_08]

@@matthewcline8580 thank you for this time stamp! I keep replaying it over and over 😂

[@horizoncarnd2220]

Haven't watched any of this guy's videos in years and now this one is on my recommended. That's a nice blast from the past.

[@keo05pkrkng]

Thank you CaptSparkles. We, my son and I, watched this “can’t Unalive” video. You had him cracking up! Thanks you for the content it’s exciting. You definitely gotta little follower, as well as myself, from now on.

[@delta9247]

*spawns creeper* Sparklez: creeper? Creeper: *explodes into green.. smoke.* Sparklez: aww man..

[@canofbatteryacid7644]

CREEPER AWW MAN

[@JoFerl]

@@canofbatteryacid7644 SO WE'RE BACK IN THE MINE

[@ceiling6647]

@@JoFerl Tryna find some diamonds to night night night

[@PHyN1151]

Viva la vida animation belike: I used to rule the world

[@delta9247]

@@PHyN1151 YES

[@meenabhagora2563]

Captainsparklez: I can't die People in creative: Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power

[@raffimolero64]

void

[@lancetheking7524]

the void: am I a joke to you?

[@penninna]

@@lancetheking7524 Not even the void works in bedrock edition

[@helpmeplx1739]

@@penninna in bedrock(er) edition theres a BEDROCK FLOOR on the void which means if u throw an enderpearl down there ur stuck forever

[@BluCashier]

Unalive*

[@lavender3609]

All the mobs really said _"NOT FEELING UP TO IT RIGHT NOW, SORRY",_ huh?

[@scarigamez]

just pluggin along

[@ellispipermusic]

is that... a napstablook reference? :)

[@Salted_Pizza]

@@ellispipermusic that's what I was thinking

[@fusion2304]

All the mobs had a pretty long day. I know it's hard to empathize with hostile creatures but you have to understand, they have a family...I think

[@padriazozzriaorizifian8672]

"Happy Breaktime!"

[@gurgashmire]

That zoom out at the end with the faint hype music as he’s trying to suffocate himself was too good.

[@UndeadGaming888]

12:11 That frickin lottery machine sound killed me.

[@lavender3609]

10:56 The way the creepy/evil smile just spread across his face-

[@eugeneimnotgonnatellyoumyl5513]

And when they died

[@PopeMical]

Jordan really just sat for 3 minuets waiting on the saturation to run out instead of trying to drink milk.

[@yoshikagekira7343]

Bruh moment be like

[@123j4j]

He also waited for the lava to kill the llamas and villagers even when he could've /kill @e

[@SFraxure]

@@123j4j it kills everything in java

[@rowan4684]

@@SFraxure aye the base commad does, but you can specify the type of entity using extra arguments as well

[@Echo-hg7gu]

Respawn anchor kills you instantly, the data pack doesn’t stop it

[@augustinecabello2185]

Yep it used to, issue is I think he updated the pack because when I downloaded it, you couldn't charge them. Not sure what version CaptainSparklez is using tho

[@BluePandaLps]

@Gus Cichoski This might be a late reply but TNT disarms itself when close to you

[@paxgallery6646]

Does it allow you to sleep in the nether though?

[@BluePandaLps]

@@paxgallery6646 nope, it switches the bed away from your current hotbar slot but if you do manage to put it down it just breaks instantly

[@paxgallery6646]

@@BluePandaLps what about the elytra? Does the slow falling effect that somehow?

[@Cool_Beansiest]

12:11 twas a genius edit, i will return in 2 years to rewatch

[@KatsudonNoodle]

Entity cramming could actually kill you, but he fixed it after one of his friends managed to get killed by that

[@infinityheart_tm9270]

I’m wondering how a curse of binding helmet could change things

[@meowdynyall9284]

I think the datapack would overwrite the helmet.

[@ashleycat4]

@@meowdynyall9284 Niko pfp!

[@garrettbates9124]

@@Hhhhhhhhu what if you needed two different helmets?

[@corporatecapitalism]

@@ashleycat4 POG

[@BramLastname]

@@garrettbates9124 the datapack combines the effects into a single helmet

[@atsmolalien5992]

Why is no one talking about that smile when he filled the hole with lamas 😂

[@lochiegriffiths4712]

And while also placing the lava

[@dennisbogaarts]

Loved that part

[@mikemib]

He was secretly imagining that it was glow squids he was filling the hole with.

[@jiwox2550]

@@mikemib bruh

[@The_Hunted]

@@mikemib to burn the glowsquids with lava

[@hansnixon5818]

He could have just drunk milk and avoided waiting so long lol.

[@retroforager]

*surprised pikachu face*

[@utkarshkumar1106]

or /kill command

[@sunsetskye483]

@@utkarshkumar1106 Well that’s boring

[@liamodea1275]

@@utkarshkumar1106 nah that was disabled

[@itsreallypola1332]

drank^

[@spicyboi2498]

"impossible to unalive" immortality simpilified

[@oi-cj1pz]

at the beginning, where he replaced the word "died" with the word "unalived" i just broke

[@shuunduus]

When he died, I thought last second, totem of undying spawns in his hand

[@napppann3486]

Dont give him more ideas.

[@bgmarshall]

I think that in the spirit of the challenge there can't be any things that just stop everything no matter what, such as a repeating command block on /give @a totem_of_undying and having a way to clear the hotbar or having the saturation be permanent and other such things

[@cleveridiotpart1128]

I was thinking while he was in the end, couldn’t you also use elytras to die by kinetic energy since it isn’t technically falling?

[@youthfulgreenbeast3851]

Well there are a great many who die to that, so the creator probably patched that

[@toastr1255]

@@Hhhhhhhhu what about fireworks and riptide tridents?

[@nickbumblebee7747]

If it has its own tag of dying "kinetic energy" he probably thought of it

[@hanakoisbestgirl4752]

I wonder how many people know that solely because of Vault Hunters season 2.

[@tim47637]

Or he could spam pearls and take pearl dmg

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

God: *You weren't supposed to do that*

[@lochiegriffiths4712]

Image if all you needed to do in this is to eat an apple, or a golden apple

[@jpiercegames]

11:50 literally couldn't stop laughing from the collective sound from the llamas

[@dreem9473]

11:50 he is enjoying this moment

[@greenberrygk]

“Oh, sand and gravel!” Flashbacks to the White Pumpkin in Minecraft Story Mode

[@FoxSlyme]

Wait, you're right 😂

[@HUNTER-xi3fd]

Lol

[@ahmed4363]

"I was doing a great speech and then boom" "im part of the floor now!"

[@Toast-the-animating-cat]

I was about to say this lol 🤣

[@gamespotlive3673]

"Revenge would've been a lot easier" I'm crying right now lol

[@jamesbryan287]

Was looking for this comment lol

[@EaterOfGeese]

3:04 I was eating pasta. the joke itself was funny but not actual laughter funny. for some reason, the laughing soundtrack got me.

[@A_VorteX]

Incredible how in a normal world you do anything to not die, and when you cannot die you try to die

[@coolskeleton9560]

20:17 Jarry: Hey Jim, I think that dude over there is actually gonna kill himself Jim: Impossible, it is outright impossible to kill ourselves because of the co- Jarry: HE DID IT! Jim: WHAT?!?

[@quanyemizzy7305]

Plot twist: it doesn't matter you're not actually dead because you still respawn

[@doomjunyu_]

Hardcore mode

[@PhilMinecraft]

@@doomjunyu_ bedrock edition👀

[@Blackout_]

PhilMinecraft data pack

[@PhilMinecraft]

@@Blackout_ we've alternative.. i think.. xD

[@Blackout_]

@@PhilMinecraft resource packs and behaviour packs but this is a video about a datapack so bedrock edition is an invalid argument

[@pixelated4068]

Imagine if at the end it just spawned a totem of undying.

[@peckychicken]

i was going to say rip but that would be wrong

[@Heydec]

ooof i would cry

[@theveryaveragegamer9865]

Don't give the creator ideas.

[@Jonathanoow]

i was thinking of that

[@emilv.3693]

Don't give ideas

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

The canned laughter needs a good touch of the Seinfeld theme song

[@wolfiejor7124]

Agreed

[@nwefe]

hey I’m a big fan

[@cuddlecakes7153]

No it doesn't, that would make it generic, like every other video on the internet

[@blu3620]

Hey your a bad person >:(

[@gogogadgetrectalpunch]

That would be hilarious

[@frostbite5607]

I have an idea for other ways to oof: Respawn anchor in overworld, Falling drip stone, Ghast/fireball, /kill, PvP, Spider eye and then one tick of fire or suffocating,

[@Salt_Enjoyer]

Milk: *exists* CaptainSparklez: nah imma wait for the saturation to end

[@plasticbagman6610]

I feel bad for everyone out there named John. It must be heartbreaking finding out you are not the father

[@creedexa8792]

I am ashamed at myself for laughing at the "outside the blocks" joke

[@peckychicken]

I didnt even notice that joke

[@tsminecart]

The skeleton trying to kill CaptainSparklez while he is doing the outro lol

[@vtt03]

It's just want to add some spark to captainsparklez XD

[@Serpenfishil]

"Oh maybe I'll get him this time, bow atta-" *Skeleton was shot by Skeleton*

[@nkl7873]

How you can die: Take armour stand Place it Enchant your armor with thorns Put your armor in armor stand Hit the armor stand

[@Stars-At-Night]

Creeper explodes into green smoke "Man, Revenge woulda been way easier" I love the callbacks. I really do.

[@Anonymous-sh5nx]

Jardon: "I literally cannot unalive" Title: "I literally cannot die"

[@nurfgal]

The joke in the description is fantastic. "It's because he made it in the living room."

[@javohirplays9909]

This pack is perfect for my little brother.

[@Unpug]

Nice

[@identityv5843]

LMAO

[@ShellShocked78-g3x]

Let him get use to it then turn it off.

[@Acoustic_Screecher]

@@ShellShocked78-g3x Satan: Let me just say, I'm a huge fan

[@blackspark]

Sparklez: Doesn’t say death or die Also Sparklez: makes a video about dying

[@pepper4632]

5:15 his face of genuine confusion and disappoint is sending me

[@MrDARKJAK]

Ok, wasnt expecting the jackpot sound effect, hearing that and seeing villagers pour out got me XD

[@ZonieMusic]

That was the funniest part for me

[@internetuser736]

@@ZonieMusic what time?

[@derekstryder2281]

@@internetuser736 It's about 12:11.

[@fabianholmgren9399]

I expected a totem effect to be triggered when his health reached 0

[@trickygamer555]

Nah that's kinda cheating I think

[@jaseanlathon4810]

“I use to rule the world” it’s crazy how we will never experience our memories again😕

[@lilpsyche6971]

The Home Depot tune was unexpected and greatly appreciated. Serotonin through the roof

[@US_SOLIDER]

"Look at me! Look at me! I am the cappyton now." This is what came to mind when he said look at me.

[@Gurglefluff_Mage]

My favorite thing about the creator is they seem to put more effort into things than they really need to, like. You could just make it so you have permanent super regeneration, or set it so you always in have resistance but instead they tried to actually find away every possible way to die

[@theunholysmirk]

I was kinda upset at the creator for just capping the hearts at 3.5 in case someone found a way, but then I remembered this competition is entirely one sided and the datapack isn't a minigame to try and die.

[@arandomcommenter412]

What do you mean one sided?

[@ethanstong1564]

He does die in the video if you finish it. His health stops dropping because he gets hungry and the pack is giving him saturation. The 3.5 hearts is unrelated

[@i_am_anxious02]

I am curious if you actually finished the video

[@fireice3040]

It is possible. The creator made an intended way to die.

[@Skye_ranran]

its not capped at 3.5 if you watch more you can see it'll cap whenever someone give you food

[@ruskazann2172]

“You didn’t save my life you ruined my unalivement!” -Jardon probably

[@g.z.3725]

1:54 that one realy got me

[@Baneb1984]

Since there’s two methods of protecting you from death through equipping you with a helmet. You could try making a platform right before the void and make a large and tall pool of lava. You can’t have the flight helmet and fire resistance helmet on at the same time.

[@CaptainphoenixofficialYT]

"In a world..." God I miss that intro.

[@justpodzol9681]

If the population is growing out of control, Claire should stop bringing all those snacks to her brother. Because they heal him. They're stopping him from dying, so she needs to stop.

[@intantarmizi6138]

Wait a minute, wait a minute Enderman: *why are we still here just to suffer*

[@daorientalgamer6610]

That invincible joke was God tier

[@GoshkaPolska]

2:46 Love the Home Depo Music

[@Dragoon561801]

So, what would happen with hitting a villager equipped with a thorns X chestplate?

[@QuietLMT]

@@Hhhhhhhhu /enchant is a command

[@lavender3609]

2:17 That meme caught me completely off guard- X'D

[@Peterc2005]

Song name?

[@ilikecurry2345]

@@Peterc2005 That's the Moon level theme from Ducktales.

[@Christopher_Wheeler]

You actually looked like you had fun in this one. That’s a nice change of pace.

[@ukalicious]

Fun fact: the more entities that plays sound can stop noise entirely, I know this from my turtle farm, chests and doors won't create noise

[@Robert82907]

I love how he builds a big fancy red stone biuld for something so simple

[@Datboss1011]

We finally found a game mode skeppy can use to beat the game.

[@superninja8866]

Hearing “in a world” again makes me so happy

[@Mr_Crumbles998]

Thanos: Kills half of all life to solve resource problem CaptainSparklez: Kills himself Such a hero

[@HawkeSuperior]

10:00 hail

[@Pro-Crastinator]

12:35, watching children die, hopefully they are orphans for the sake of technoblade- yep- i had to say it

[@AlwaysBolttheBird]

I saw this on Reddit the other day. Someone asked what if you flew an elytra into a mountain or cactus real fast and he said there was a surprise was hooping to see it

[@Silver-og9dm]

"Revenge would've been a lot easier" LMAO

[@maniacusgames3621]

perhaps a multi pronged attack.. a dispensor firing fireworks or flame charges while TNT goes off next to you as you suffocate... and have a tnt minecart trap under you triggered by redstone... all that combined ought to do it.. ;)

[@Jaydarren]

do all versions of sparklez go out in sand??? story mode all over again!

[@dewaunwarren1]

I'm surprised you didn't try sleeping in the nether

[@thiennhannguyen2550]

When a man who has no grill in his life yet he worries the world might be overpopulated if he lives on We just don't deserve him

[@DeadlockDrago]

I wonder if elytra and rockets would've gotten you into the void.

[@DeadlockDrago]

@@Hhhhhhhhu Just the explosive ones? or ALL kinds?

[@thesaltanamen1038]

17:45 make a whole song out of this

[@iluvnikoomilana]

Yeah someone needs to make a whole song out of this-

[@audreysimmons8462]

Ha! The “Revenge” song reference he made in the first few minutes 😂 I remember that music video

[@blockrock44]

That was great, especially the editing. 😂 Thought things might have ended differently.

[@jctrash]

The "In a world" intro brought me back :']

[@EndSpawnShadow]

“Man, Revenge would’ve been so easier” 😂

[@gfilmsstudios8828]

"Man, revenge would have been a lot easier." Classic

[@dctwaffle]

14:06 when I enter a washroom in an airplane

[@keeganlafferty1395]

should have gotten milk to remove the saturation effect

[@9up436]

Yoooo the plays!!

[@9up436]

2,000 IQ 🤯🤯

[@strange9922]

*This episode of man tried to unalive himself was filmed in front of a live studio audience*

[@WeAreFarm3rs]

"revenge would of been a lot easier"

[@F17A]

3:43 look at the hotbar!! Because you’re holding an item, only one floaty is being used and it’s in the F-bar. What if you hold 2 things at once?🤔

[@joshuamiller9180]

21:35 last timed comment

[@RareM.]

So you're telling me that Jardon spent like 1 hour (undedited) trying so hard to unalive when he could have just spent 5 seconds using /kill

[@UriGerhard]

kinda defeats the point of trying to die in survival

[@victoroliveira3577]

It doesn't work