If you threaten to kill both her and her father for picking a rose Beauty will pretty much be in love with you right away. phelous.com / phelous
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@shwahgamer7 жыл бұрын
These knock off movies prove one thing: just because your version is more accurate to the original fairy tale, doesn't mean it's the better version.
@ClaudetteVioletta4 жыл бұрын
Yell that to the people complaining about Dinsey being inacurate.
@missplayer303 жыл бұрын
@@clarelabellerose Is the reboot really that bad? At least compared to the original.
@missplayer303 жыл бұрын
@@clarelabellerose Why? Any reasons?
@Pollicina_db3 жыл бұрын
@@clarelabellerose Um, hate to break it to ya, but Usagi and other girls were also 14 in the 90’s version
@smb-c3po3 жыл бұрын
Unless in comparison to a Disney remake, Alice In Wonderland doesn't count.
@chsparkle8 жыл бұрын
In most versions, Beauty's father is ill and that's why Beauty wants to go home. Gotta love how Old Man is doing just fine without her.
@VicSidenko8 жыл бұрын
You also gotta love how Old Man is a straight rip-off of Ben Franklin from "Ben & Me".
@AndersLindroth7 жыл бұрын
It's kinda sad actually. But yeah, it's kinda funny how terrible he is as a father. He knows Beauty may be dead, or is suffering terribly in her captivity as Beast's sex slave. Yet, Old Man is just sitting in his home, having a nice cup of tea and doesn't seem to have any concerns at all in the world. xD
@AndersLindroth7 жыл бұрын
Frizzurd His ways of making Beauty take his place, by giving her feelings of guilt, are soooo casual: "Now I know I made the right decision by letting him kill me instead of you." - Old Man "Cherish it, my dear, for it will cost me my life." - Old Man
@Boobalopbop7 жыл бұрын
Eilidh Macleod Barely remembered her name, lol.
@fatsmcgee89237 жыл бұрын
Anders Lindroth HYEEEEEEEEEE
@SkeletorTheMan17 жыл бұрын
Belle in Disney's version: "Thanks, Beast, for saving me from the wolves." Belle in this version: "Thanks, Beast, for not killing me."
@kilderok7 жыл бұрын
WAT?!
@skwills16295 жыл бұрын
Well not being Killed is a good Thing, you should really be Gretful for that. Anone can ave yoy from WOes,but the True test f coruage is saving someone from yourself.
@thomasjenkins75065 жыл бұрын
what? ted bundy didn't kill me? he must be a wonderful guy.
@rorrim05 жыл бұрын
Life is a gift.
@EternalGuardian074 жыл бұрын
They should make a Hallmark card for that.
@MegaFriendlyCreeper8 жыл бұрын
The Beast dies after 8 days of not having Beauty there? The FUCK did he do before she got there?
@gRinchY-op5vr7 жыл бұрын
MegaFriendlyCreeper I was actually thinking this during that scene - dude you survived this long without her I'm sure you can do it for another week or so!
@grimbocorpsegrinder8057 жыл бұрын
gRinchY 230490 He had other women in his castle before her. At least that's what phelous said.
@gRinchY-op5vr7 жыл бұрын
Grimbo Corpsegrinder that's what the evil fairy says - so chances are that was a lie.
@ingridsuperfreak2 жыл бұрын
Manipulation , that's it
@danielandlucycartoonsmadne5885 Жыл бұрын
Perhaps he hasn’t seen Beauty before then and he was fine and once they were getting along, the beast grew to love her that he struggles
@cheezemonkeyeater8 жыл бұрын
"Don't kill a girl and give her a few dresses and you must be Prince Charming." You know, a lot of people say that the Disney version is about Stockholm Syndrome, but this one actually hits all the right notes for that much better.
@Dreigonix5 жыл бұрын
Seeing this version completely snapped me out of my cynical attitude about the Disney version and made me realize that interpretation is a major stretch.
@ClaudetteVioletta4 жыл бұрын
We all owe the 1991 version an apologize of 19 pages with 5 parragraphs of 15 lines each one.
@wastelandlegocheem3 жыл бұрын
In the disney one, bell is as stubborn as him and HE has to change if he wants her to feel anything but hatred for him. So he cleans up his act, treats her like a guest, and sets her free. Stolkhome is regardless of yiur captor's behaviors habing feelings for them.
@gracekim253 жыл бұрын
@@Dreigonix yeah i never understood that interpretation 2021
@gracekim253 жыл бұрын
@@wastelandlegocheem have you looked up the word? because i'm unsure if you have
@PassTheMarmalade19578 жыл бұрын
Disney version - Beast lets Belle go to her sick father, with no expectation that she will return, because he now cares for someone enough to make personal sacrifices for them, and is content to remain a beast forever if it means letting Belle do something that is important to her. Golden Films version - "COME BACK IN EXACTLY ONE WEEK OR I WILL DIE!!!"
@koichidignitythief74298 жыл бұрын
OF LONELINESS!!!
@atotalfiasco42138 жыл бұрын
Well, to be a bit fair to this version, the original fairytale had the 'dying of loneliness' factor in it as well. But I agree with you; Disney did it better XD
@losnfjslefn88578 жыл бұрын
Wow, even the original had that bullcrap excuse? Disney improved upon this story in every conceivable way lol.
@atotalfiasco42138 жыл бұрын
He said 'heartbreak' but it really means the same thing XD Yeah, and I'm grateful for that!
@TheDundeeBiscuitLuvU8 жыл бұрын
+The Anime Obsessor Yeah, if I remember correctly the beast wad dying of a broken heart because he thought he'd been abandoned aftet she didn't return when she said she would. Which is stupid enough, it didn't need any help from the movie to make it stupider but... here we arw xD
@Azby647 жыл бұрын
Holy hell, if a guy told me "Don't leave the house for too long or I'll totally die from missing you too much," I'd switch to RUNNING out the door.
@rishnix5 ай бұрын
Murderer!
@Whatsdogpee9 жыл бұрын
If i remember the original story, the roses in the bushes dictate how long the beast lives so the dad plucking the rose effectively killed the beast a little, hence the beast being a lil peeved. The scene in the greenhouse with her cutting roses tho...idk.
@phelous9 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's true of other versions but isn't mentioned as being part of how it worked in this particular cartoon so he was just a dick about his rose bush BY THE STABLES! Greenhouse ones, yeah destroy them all, who cares?
@TatsuraJ9 жыл бұрын
I think it was the crappily made Bevanfield Films version of Beauty and the Beast that made use of the roses being part of the beast's lifespan, and plucking one of the roses reduced his life partially. But yes, not all versions mention this. As for the roses in the greenhouse, my only assumption is that they're just regular garden roses, not enchanted ones. And I assume taking ANYTHING from a royal/noble estate would easily end in being executed. So basically, the old father stole from the royal garden and would have been killed for committing theft. But regarding Clara and Beauty maintaining and trimming the garden, that's a different story.
@ChristopherSobieniak9 жыл бұрын
TatsuraJ The Beavanfield Films version always sorta amused me how often they like concealing the Beast's 'area' most of the time as if he's packing a lot down there.
@chsparkle9 жыл бұрын
Whatsdogpee I've actually only seen one version where it's related to his lifeforce, all the others ones just have him throwing a tantrum because he loves roses so much. But I did see one version where the father was passing and saw the beautiful garden so just went in and picked a rose.
@buzzingsigndiner3979 жыл бұрын
Whatsdogpee Why would the fine folks at Goodtimes remember that? They had only a year to read the story of Beauty and the Beast to fully understand it while they were putting this thing together.
@LadyOfBroadway3339 жыл бұрын
When people ask me to do stuff, I'm going to say "I'll die of loneliness!"
@goufr35408 жыл бұрын
+LadyOfBroadway333 I would comment on this but, im might die of loneliness. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHH!
@Tareltonlives8 жыл бұрын
+LadyOfBroadway333 If that was a real thing I'd think we'd all be dead now
@Aqua-Marine-UK_19918 жыл бұрын
+LadyOfBroadway333 im so gonna try that excuse lol
@atotalfiasco42138 жыл бұрын
GENIUS!!
@vivimariefedorov73744 жыл бұрын
If you can't be bothered, just say so! 👩🦳
@HerrderRingeFan18 жыл бұрын
the review is over... youtube is completely useless now
@FelixWolf8 жыл бұрын
HEEEEEEEEEEUUGH!
@Tareltonlives8 жыл бұрын
Then let it die!
@avalasialove8 жыл бұрын
Herrder RingeFan HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
@belseygell92587 жыл бұрын
Herrder RingeFan I
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
Then let it die!
@LchanOtakudom7 жыл бұрын
I love how Susan Silo doesn't sound like she's reading off of a script, but just talking to the characters! She's awesome!
@MrJimmyTide4 жыл бұрын
She was cute in her younger days too.
@Emily-mb2it4 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thinks she sounds a lot like Tress Macneille?
@flullama62354 жыл бұрын
Emily A little.
@chimerschang3 жыл бұрын
@Alcoon Slambag Excuse me? What about that comment implied they were a creep exactly?
@chimerschang3 жыл бұрын
@Alcoon Slambag Okay, so you're the actual creep here. Gotcha.
@Hauptseite3 жыл бұрын
*"I am a beast and I must eat as a beast does."* "That's why I'm wearing clothing and shoes. I am dressed just as a beast dresses!"
@TheNumnutRandomness9 жыл бұрын
I just love how happily the brother told Beauty to let the Best die. XD
@jsb6975.ah.crapbaskets2 жыл бұрын
That's one guy not invited to the wedding.
@VTPPGLVR8 жыл бұрын
"Let him die!" GOTTA figure out how to work this in to daily conversation!
@babablacksheep39506 жыл бұрын
Friend : my hubby is diagnosed with lung cancer. We don't have money for his treatment. You : Then let him die!! There, easy.
@DemonDemonicGames9 жыл бұрын
I just saw people doing the Icebucket challenge, they're completely useless now
@gracekim253 жыл бұрын
Gosh I remember that craze😅
@PrincessofPower84 Жыл бұрын
*Tosses them into a dump*
@AltoCat19 жыл бұрын
Upload more videos on crappy fairytale cartoons like this, Phelous. Or else I'll die of loneliness.
do it Phelous or you'll get a damn good beating. MA GAHD!
@guilhermehey37363 жыл бұрын
*Throws a bucket of water to you*
@SundaysEnd8 жыл бұрын
I honestly wish we had more of Clara in this movie. She seemed to be somehow aware of how terrible the movie she was in was. Also, this is probably going to sound weird but I for some reason Beauty reminded me of an animated version of Paris Hilton with her blonde hair, generically pretty appearance, wonky eye and blank state. Maybe she got reincarnated into this somehow after she died in the house of wax?
@lailanityler23808 жыл бұрын
One of the best comments on this video.
@mythloverb59317 жыл бұрын
SundaysEnd headcannon accepted
@Dreigonix6 жыл бұрын
House of waaaax~
@rassilontdavros30044 жыл бұрын
I always love it when you can just tell that one of the characters in a movie _knows_ they’re in a shitty movie. Though even Phelous himself acting that way wasn’t enough to get me through the entirety of To Boldly Flee. I tried. I failed.
@ingridsuperfreak2 жыл бұрын
An absolutely great comparison , Paris Hilton must be proud 😂😂
@NocturnalDecay5 жыл бұрын
Disney Beast: "I'm dying because I got stabbed in the back." Goodtimes Beast: "I'm dying because some girl was gone for too long."
@superfanmusicmaker5 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is the Goodtimes one is probably more realistic.
@jordanlawson22964 жыл бұрын
"Beast, can you take the trash out today?" "I'm afraid not, for on the journey to the end of the driveway I'll DIE...of loneliness." 😂😂
@reptile16872 жыл бұрын
“If you can’t be bothered just say so”
@mevicky1002 жыл бұрын
3:50 those aren’t dresses for a giant, they’re the Beasts’s dresses - Beauty just raided his closet
@TheMOVIEMANIAC13 Жыл бұрын
He’s fay 😂😂😂😂
@redkingrauri37697 жыл бұрын
I know Phelous describes and portrays Beauty as an airhead in this, and I don't disagree (especially with those "always high" eyes), but after I saw this one myself I more interpreted her as a gold digger. Think about it. She is unselfish at the beginning of the movie but it's because the family HAS money. She's won over easily by the Beast and assumes he must be a good person after getting to live in a fancy castle and getting dresses. Near the end when visiting her family she makes a point that she has "riches beyond measure. Beautiful gowns and perfumes" as she continues to point out she's refusing to marry Beast and only sees him as a friend. Then she says she WILL marry him as he's dying, likely in the attempt to keep him alive so she can keep living in luxury. Phelous may have hilariously made Old Man into a sleazy greedy crook that will sell his daughter off for profit and scam his family, but the movie itself makes it rather blatant that Beauty got more from her father than his intelligence!
@ingridsuperfreak4 жыл бұрын
There's people who consider Belle a goldiggger, THIS ONE is a real example of one
@kayleejazz16693 жыл бұрын
Wait what if this was a scheme cocked up by beauty and her father…… so when he goes to take beauty to the beast he’s going okay beauty here’s the plan! This is what I named you for. Maybe her being an airhead was all an act for a devious mastermind. Maybe her sister where in on the plan why they asked her to stay.
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
Certainly interesting
@allisonelizabeth65962 жыл бұрын
@@ingridsuperfreak Also, It's not like Belle WANTED to be there. I mean, she was in a nice castle with talking objects as friends, cool clothes, and potentially good food, but she was homesick. When the beast yelled at her, she wouldn't take that and left. The only reason she came back was because he saved her life, and she knew she couldn't leave him to die; she could've, but she didn't.
@YMasterS Жыл бұрын
The problems with this take are that she didn't take are that she never took advantage of her family's wealth. From the pauper clothing to only wanting a rose, that was made clear early. Secondly, she has no reason to think that telling Beast that would save him. Third, if he died, she could have everything anyway, castle and all.
@Arrowdodger7 жыл бұрын
Wait, Beast didn't have pants. That'd be awkward if the magic didn't give him those
@ricvaladez25632 жыл бұрын
Good this doesn’t follow little mermaid logic.
@ricvaladez25632 жыл бұрын
Or Brother Bear
@shwahgamer Жыл бұрын
Honestly that just makes his lack of pants before way more disturbing when you think about it. If you're implying he has visible genitals all the time, then why are you only giving him a shirt?
@goufr35408 жыл бұрын
There should be a movie of 'Airhead and the Goomba Warthog' featuring Old Man.
@cthonisprincess40114 жыл бұрын
The original novel/fairytale by Madame de Villeneuve (not the abridged crap by Madame de Beaumont) was far more interesting. In the novel, the Beast is genuinely a nice character, and the whole “you stole my rose, you must die” is explained, in the novel there were two fairies, one cursed the Beast, and the other watches over him. It was the guardian fairy herself who ordered the Beast to threaten the merchant as it was part of her cunning plan to fulfil her promise to his mother that she would ensure that the curse would be broken, as it was part of the curse’s conditions that the maiden who could break the spell had to come to the Beast under the initial impression that he was going to kill her (yeah evil fairy really was a c*nt); and the Beast admits that he (obviously) didn’t wish harm upon the merchant, and felt guilty about having had to have threatened him. The original novel mentions why the Beast was cursed: when he turned fifteen, the evil fairy wanted to marry the prince, but he politely turned her down, so she tried to get the Queen to force her son to marry the fairy, but she too refused to allow the fairy to marry the prince and unintentionally insulted the fairy, so the fairy responded by taking all of her rage out on the prince, who was the innocent party in this. We also learn that Beauty/Belle is actually half fairy herself.
@OliverRaj2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god wow
@kentuckywildcatgobigblue71902 жыл бұрын
Don't forget they were first cousins too since there parents were siblings
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
whoa
@gracekim25 Жыл бұрын
@jbiehlable 😂 I’m not Neo 😅
@YMasterS Жыл бұрын
You sure that's the original? Sounds like someone trying to expand and rewrite a story to justify the actions of their faves and clumsily address plot holes. In the first place, why would she have to believe she was going to die? Narratively, it has no value, the only reason is to trick the reader.
@herschalshep8 жыл бұрын
Was anybody else expecting Brad Jones (Cinema Snob) to perk up when Beast goes "Woah woah, this isn't the Beauty and the Beast Porno, woman!"? "My Snob senses are tingling".
@rorrim05 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you've gone soft by now but keep it in your pants. I'm sure there is a lot of other people want a piece of snob.
@cateyes22Q2 жыл бұрын
I thought there was a bit of Squeaky-Voiced Teen mixed in there too.
@DemonBoy32239 жыл бұрын
Jeez, Beauty gives off an even _weirder_ blank expression than Bella does. Give it up for Beauty, for best Bella Swan impersonator.
@Tareltonlives3 жыл бұрын
"I'm really scary! Do I dazzle you?"
@Tareltonlives10 жыл бұрын
Yeah, you can see why Disney changed a lot from the original story
@ricvaladez25632 жыл бұрын
If only they were smart enough to not use the name of historical figures in that movie James Cameron totally did not watch before making Avatar.
@gracekim252 жыл бұрын
@@ricvaladez2563 what?
@lettylunasical47669 жыл бұрын
I've just discovered rain is wet!!! It's completely useless now... ;_;
@kilderok7 жыл бұрын
A bucket. Fill it up with rain, throw it in the garbage.
@fatsmcgee89237 жыл бұрын
Letty Lunasical HYEEEEEEEEEEE
@samanderson57745 жыл бұрын
The bucket is wet. It’s completely useless now...
@Boobalopbop8 жыл бұрын
Omg. I can watch a whole movie of just Phelous as the old man. This is too funny. "It's completely useless now...." 😂😂😂
@Toseuteuu9 жыл бұрын
"Die of loneliness" I cried. Oh my god. I think that was the most funniest part ever of this review
@heylinspongesprite7 жыл бұрын
Interesting fact: Susan Silo was also the voice of Wuya from Xiaolin Showdown.
@03bgood5 жыл бұрын
Clara sounds like the grandma from Hey Arnold.
@gracekim253 жыл бұрын
Oh!
@morganyoung35574 жыл бұрын
The cause of the Beast’s death in the animated Disney movie: was literally stabbed in the back. The cause of the Beast’s death in the live action Disney movie: was shot in the back multiple times. The cause of the Beast’s death in this movie: got really lonely because Beauty stayed one day longer in the week long visit to her family. I can see why Disney wisely decided to change the cause of the Beast’s death in their adaptations.
@AndersLindroth7 жыл бұрын
I still can't get over how light-headed Beauty is in this version. She refuses to believe that the beast is evil, yet he wanted to kill her because her father picked one of his flowers until he thought "Nah, she is hot enough to be my wife". Her fate would probably have been different if she was fat and not so attractive. And did the beast ever have a personality development in this version... like... in the Disney one?
@ClaudetteVioletta3 жыл бұрын
I wished the movie was about her running away from there, realizing he is actually awful and evil, just wanting her to break his spell
@ricvaladez25632 жыл бұрын
Huh, nice twist.
@TheNightshade439 жыл бұрын
I will die of loneliness. . .but Clara lives there too! You could possibly lose the will to live with extended periods of being alone, but he's got company. I know you can be lonely in a crowded room but this movie doesn't execute his loneliness very well. It felt like she was there for only a few days, not months like Disney's version had.
@CountessChuchoteur9 жыл бұрын
To me, it felt like she was only there for 24 hours.
@tcrpgfan9 жыл бұрын
Also, beast losing his humanity seems like a far more interesting threat than dying of loneliness.
@emilypatterson79889 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think his Beauty voice sounds like Homer pretending to be Marge?
@kimifw585 жыл бұрын
You're right. It sounds more like Homer than his Homer voice.
@eoghanmcloughlin22658 жыл бұрын
17:21 that's offensive to planks, I mean look at plank from Ed, Edd, n Eddy
@jacksongibbs89985 жыл бұрын
Plank soaked up a bunch of water. He’s completely useless now.
@Unethical.Dodgson10 жыл бұрын
Phelous should make videos more often, or I'll die... of loneliness!
@channel13448 жыл бұрын
n
@lanksmon8 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to die of loneliness." My new excuse lol
@ingridsuperfreak2 жыл бұрын
And what about not taking a shower , because you would be useless now 😁😁
@tintinismybelgian8 жыл бұрын
Yes, sadly, older works of fiction (e.g., fairytales, myths) tend to have characters that lack psychological dimension and depth. At least when "Disney-fication" happens, they are trying to round/flesh out the characters for the modern, post-Freudian aesthetic sensibility.
@PlanetZoidstar3 жыл бұрын
Often because older fairy tales were a contemporary commentary or satire of their day. Beauty and the Beast was actually pro-Arranged Marriage lierature disguised as a fairy tale. Written by a woman for a magazine no less.
@kayleejazz16693 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly beauty and the beast was a parody of arranged marriages or some sort of critism of it but then it turned into pro arranged marriage propaganda. I mean we’ve seen it happen in the modern day having creators on Twitter saying that not the message.
@singer2be2565 жыл бұрын
In the original book, the beast almost died because he stopped eating when Belle left.
@aromaladyellie8 жыл бұрын
Clara sounds like Daffy Duck. Or someone imitating Daffy. Either way, I want a Looney Tunes version of this where Daffy is the castle caretaker. Bugs can be Beauty.
@TheSmokingSkull8 жыл бұрын
*I'd* watch that.
@konstance138 жыл бұрын
Tasmanian Devil can be the beast 😂
@TheSmokingSkull8 жыл бұрын
Konnie The Hero And Elmer Fudd can be Beauty's father
@professormultipurpose52447 жыл бұрын
Holy shit guys why aren't we funding this?
@MegaAnimazing7 жыл бұрын
(snickers)
@Jigwally4 жыл бұрын
"If this movie does poorly then GoodTimes will surely perish." "THEN LET IT DIE! :D"
@daliborjovanovic5108 жыл бұрын
3:11 I can`t believe they actually animated this shot,they were just asking the perverted internet to have a feel day with it....
@Dreigonix6 жыл бұрын
Beauty and the Bestiality.
@cthulhuhoops6 жыл бұрын
Field.
@Celio198916 жыл бұрын
not sure the internet even existed yet when this was made.
@LadyCoyKoi6 жыл бұрын
Furries dream come true.
@ingridsuperfreak2 жыл бұрын
It was awkward to me to see this scene , at least the Dinsey Beast had a cape and Belle wasn't too close to him like this Beauty . This Beast needed pants
@rhett88194 жыл бұрын
4:07 This is old news, but I still want to bring it up; WOW, I honestly thought this was an edit. But no, this is straight up how the conversation goes; not even a "who are you?" from Beauty, just immediately "And you're gonna tell me what I want to hear, right?" Seriously, its so sudden and jarring, that it feels like Beauty knew for a FACT that a fairy was gonna pop up right at that moment.
@littleNorwegians9 жыл бұрын
Love these. Feel Phelous is on his best when he does crummy animated stuff. Lends itself so well to visual gags, self-inserted voice acting and the like. Plus, unlike a movie with a buncha teens partying, getting killed. You get these amazing moments like with the dad here, diamonds (my god) and Captain 'Tackleton' & Mr.Hyde comitting murder in what is supposed to be children's entertainment.)
@matt00449 жыл бұрын
littleNorwegians Yeah, I like it when he mixes it up more often.
@Tareltonlives9 жыл бұрын
+littleNorwegians Yeah, these are my favorite of his movie reviews. The horror films tend to blur together.
@JacobHill978 жыл бұрын
"Whoa whoa whoa, this isn't the Beauty and the Beast prono, woman!!" But Beast, wouldn't that be... BEASTIALITY?? 😀
@kilderok7 жыл бұрын
To bring this up is only *feral*.
@masterfarr82653 жыл бұрын
TOASTY
@guilhermehey37363 жыл бұрын
3:14
@Steventhe2nd10 жыл бұрын
lol, "Ah who gives a f**k, gonna go piss on those flowers!!!!!!!!"
@adelina5138 жыл бұрын
I would really hate to admit it, but this version is pretty close to the original French tale. The differences are Clara and the evil fairy being her sister. There was no Clara equivalent in the original, and she didn't make them rule forever. Also, the bitchy sisters were turned into statues for all their snobbery and whining. In fact, they were worse in the original. Oh, and they wanted Beauty to stay out of jealousy. They were married to a couple of jerks, and they hated the fact that Beauty was happy, with a large castle and a beast that acted subservient to her, to the point where he would leave the room if Beauty asked him to. He worried that she didn't want to see him because he was, in his words, just an ugly beast. But he was kind from the start, and it was made clear that she was queen of the castle from the moment she set foot in the place. Ok, yeah, I'm a big fan of the original tale, in part due to Beauty having power during a time in France (the 1700s) when women had next to no rights.
@LizardOfOz697 жыл бұрын
adelina513 so what? It's still a terrible movie.
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
oz pardo Er, it was rather interesting to read, made me want to read the original...
@fightingmedialounge519 Жыл бұрын
There actually was a good fairy that looked after the beast once he was cursed.
@fatalrob0t8 жыл бұрын
Well, in the original tale the Beast did start to die of loneliness. -.o Originally it was a witch that cursed the prince to become a beast and he had to convince a woman to marry him or else he'd stay a beast and possibly die. The original lesson from the tale was less about the Beast learning anything and more about Belle being happy to marry wealth rather than simply love...or something to that effect.
@nvfury136 жыл бұрын
fatalrob0t It was a "personality and security is more important than good looks" message, and in the early versions I've seen/read of the story... Beauty had a kind heart, but she was shallow as all hell. She was still living with her doting father because she turned away all suitors because of some physical flaw, it was a story more of her coming to find an ugly but good man lovable after her father stole from him to please her with a gift.
@Dreigonix6 жыл бұрын
Honestly, the original story is flat-out offensive if you think about it too hard. It's a good thing Disney updated the story like they did...
@foxymetroid6 жыл бұрын
Makes sense. Some fairy tales had morals we'd consider terrible.
@rorrim05 жыл бұрын
@@Dreigonix stories are products of their time.
@Dreigonix5 жыл бұрын
+rorrim0 Indeed.
@LaydiNite8 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one concerned that the transformed beast looks like her older brother?
@oren13058 жыл бұрын
Not even 10 seconds in, and I'm already dying of laughter.
@TheLugiaSong8 жыл бұрын
+Nell Ross that's better than dying of loneliness.
@Reagan19848 жыл бұрын
That's better than being all wet and then being completely useless.
@droidcommanderthespinosaur6896 жыл бұрын
Ill die of DEATH!
@oren1305 Жыл бұрын
@@TheLugiaSong I love all these replies, lol.
@AuroraKnux8 жыл бұрын
...why does the prince look like Eric from Little Mermaid???
@atotalfiasco42138 жыл бұрын
BECAUSE PLAGIARISM!!!!!
@MinYoongi-ov6dv6 жыл бұрын
AuroraKnux omg that's what I said:0
@FrenchPaul19886 жыл бұрын
But Eric got all wet when his ship sank, so that prince is useless.
@Chimerism1014 жыл бұрын
Because ripping off *one* Disney movie wasn't enough for them. They might've ripped off Cinderella as well, re: Clara.
@Ramalamb8 жыл бұрын
7:54 I bet this is what goes through every dog's head when their owner goes out
@RaphBlade7 Жыл бұрын
In the original french novel, which is the oldest known version of Beauty and the Beast by Gabrielle-Suzanne Barbot de Villeneuve, Beauty has five sisters, and while they are selfish & greedy they are described as attractive, with Beauty who is known as Little Beauty, the most beautiful! She also leaves the Beast to attend her sisters' weddings, but they became jealous when Beauty attracts the attention of the sisters' suitors, though Beauty states she is only there to attend their weddings! Her father initially suggests she marry the Beast, though she still refuses to marry the Beast & as a result, her six brothers decide to prevent her from leaving, though after Beauty has a dream of the Beast dying she decides to return! A later version would reduce the number of siblings to Beauty, having two sisters & three brothers, with the sisters wanting Beauty to stay as they believe that the Beast will eat her in anger for breaking her promise to return in two months, thus the sisters' motives for making Beauty stay make sense in the version that introduced them being the one's who male her stay! Also, in the original novel, the Beast was a Prince who's father died when he was young, forcing his mother the Queen to wage war to defend their kingdom! The Queen was forced to leave him in the care of a fairy who turned out to be evil and tried to seduce the Prince once he became an adult, yet when he rejected her advances, she transformed him into a beast. Only by finding true love, despite his ugliness, could the curse be broken. After the curse is broken by Beauty agreeing to marry him (as he is near death rather than dying & Beauty is able to resuscitate him with water from a nearby spring) with her falling asleep & awaking to see the Prince now free of the curse! Additionally, the good fairy that had tried to tell Beauty not to judge by appearances in her dreams (in which she encountered the Prince whom she became convinced was being held by the Beast somewhere in the castle), appears with a woman she doesn't recognize, who turns out to be the Prince's mother, though she is disappointed that Beauty is seemingly a commoner, only for the good fairy to reveal Beauty is actually her niece! It turns out the Merchant isn't Beauty's real father, as her real father was the good fairy's brother-in-law & also the Queen's brother from Fortunate Island and Beauty's real mother is the good fairy's sister! Beauty's mother has broken the laws of fairy society by falling in love with a human, so she is sentenced to remain in the fairy land and Beauty is sentenced to marry a hideous beast when she grows up. After Beauty's mother disappears, the evil fairy who cursed the Prince for rejecting her unsuccessfully attempts to take Beauty's life and marry her father. Beauty's aunt, the good fairy, intervenes and exchanges Beauty for the dead daughter of the Merchant (it is unclear if he is aware of the switch). The good fairy also places the Beast in a magically hidden castle until Beauty grows old enough to meet him & by getting them together, the curse will be broken & Beauty won't have to suffer the punishment for her mother's crime of loving a human as her agreeing to marry the Beast effectively fulfills the parameters of her sentence! Also since Beauty's biological father is the Queen's brother, the Prince & Beauty are first cousins, though first cousin marriage isn't uncommon among royalty (both in fiction & real life)! So this the Golden Films & Goodtimes version's an evil fairy did it is actually somewhat faithful to the original novel as the Beast's curse actually is due to the actions of an evil fairy (who is also responsible for Little Beauty ending up being raised by the Merchant) & is actually a victim of the evil fairy who tries to seduce both the Prince & Beauty's biological father! Also the good fairy who is Beauty's aunt explains why some versions have an evil fairy & a good fairy, as Beauty's aunt is responsible for protecting her & tries to convince her to not judge by appearances (effectively Beauty is the one who grows in the original version of the story as she loves the Prince from her dreams but fails to realize he is the Beast whom she eventually comes to love! Also she willingly goes to stay with the Beast, whom she discovers is more inclined to stupidity than savagery! So Clara is apparently based upon Little Beauty's aunt from the original novel, while Clara's sister is based upon the evil fairy! So this version does include elements from the original novel, though leaves out Beauty being a princess & the Prince being her estranged cousin as she's been living under the assumed identity of the Merchant's youngest daughter who apparently died & was swapped out to fool the evil fairy who cursed the Prince (whom she babysat for & later tried to seduce as an adult) cause he simply wasn't interested in his evil fairy babysitter who decided to move on to the Prince's uncle just to get rid of his half-fairy daughter who was sentenced to marry a beast cause fairy law forbids them from falling love with humans & that being a child of such a union is also a crime!
@PokemarioThe2nd8 жыл бұрын
I just can't get over how the voice Phelous gives the beast reminds me of Bowser from Super Mario Sunshine (which is pretty fitting, since he's half goomba and all...)
@MinscFromBaldursGate922 жыл бұрын
The doll version of beauty has more personality than the animated one.
@modelmajorpita7 жыл бұрын
_Old man: Origins_ did not disappoint. HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
@rogue77233 жыл бұрын
Still better than the Disney live-action remake.
@Tareltonlives3 жыл бұрын
At least this is short.
@Tareltonlives3 жыл бұрын
And the actors are actually trying. And it has OLD MAN
@wastelandlegocheem3 жыл бұрын
I guess that means the live action version is officially soooooo useless *Does Rapsittie spaz* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@negavenom9 жыл бұрын
Why isn't the "They're completely useless now" line isn't a meme yet?
@saddamhussein38498 жыл бұрын
+negavenom Because it got wet. It's completely useless now...
@retrogamelover20128 жыл бұрын
+Saddam Hussein Hueeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
@gracekim253 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry it IS😎😜
@MsDjessa8 жыл бұрын
7:20 This joke is a brilliant example of why I love your reviews Phelous. Who else would have thought about something so random but appropriate? LOL
@DeepEye19945 жыл бұрын
In the 1946 French film at least they managed to make the Beast's near death more fancy by having the Beast explain to Belle "I would die of heartbreak if I let you go... and you'd take advantage of that to run away from me and never return!" Definitely sounds better than "I will die of loneliness".
@MrBrassBalls7 жыл бұрын
That anime as fuck dramatic twitching at 8:39 cracks me up
@Jansci7G9 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Clara is possibly based on the good fairy from the original story, the one who tells Beauty to see beyond appearances in her dreams (which the movie lampshades by having Beauty assuming the Evil Fairy to tell her this). She also was the Evil Fairy's sister. Then again, if we are going for adaptational purity, they'd also have to point out that Beauty's dead mother was also their sister, which means the Beast marries his ex-girlfriend's niece. The strange thing is that this may actually be based on Don Bluth's aborted version of the story. The whole subplot with the Evil Fairy taunting Beauty in her dreams was actually going to be in that film, too.
@colonelpimpers25418 жыл бұрын
Old Man is the best character ever.
@faishiro50095 жыл бұрын
Idk....he was never a cow....so...
@NyQuilDonut8 жыл бұрын
Death by loneliness.. That has to be the most pathetic thing anybody could ever think up.
@Whipwinder4 жыл бұрын
I like how your voice for Beauty sounds like Shaggy if he was slowly and painfully dying crushed under a giant rock .
@jurassickaiju144 жыл бұрын
"Can you take the trash out?" "I'm afraid not, for on the journey to the end of the driveway, I'll _die!_ Of _loneliness!"_ xD
@mattisheretonight9 жыл бұрын
0:59 up to "now let me leave, via the door"
@coyotefever1058 жыл бұрын
AAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasaaaaaaaa
@SockMonkee167 жыл бұрын
For what its worth, dying of loneliness due to letting your kidnapping victim go is basically how the novel of Phantom of the Opera ends. Love all of your animated movie reviews!
@christinawilkephillips76849 жыл бұрын
I didn't realise how great your show is I'd seen you on "to boldly flee" and the chucky nostalgia critic cross over, and really loved your performances, but didn't realise you had this show, which im now very very addicted to! Cheers bro! ;-) x
@phelous9 жыл бұрын
Christina Phillips Thanks! Glad you're enjoying it!
@BlackGoldSaya9 жыл бұрын
Phelan Porteous Did anyone ever send you the doll? Just curious.
@phelous9 жыл бұрын
Brooke Brewer Haha no. No doll to haunt me luckily.
@FuugaNatsu9 жыл бұрын
Phelan Porteous If I find one, I'm sending it your way! Just review it as a Bootleg Zones thing... What? The movie is pretty much a bootleg already, y'know? :P
@CptMuttonchops9 жыл бұрын
+Christina Phillips Meh he hasn't done anything worthwhile since Mac & Me in 5 seconds.
@LinxFraulein7 жыл бұрын
I remember seeing this version of _Beauty & the Beast_ a few years ago when I worked in a video store. I spent most of the second half thinking, "Where the hell was Clara when the old man stayed in the castle?" Can you guess where somebody else started working on the story?
@LeviathanSushi3 жыл бұрын
"Ganon's loser cousin" I'm d e a d
@wastelandlegocheem3 жыл бұрын
Calamity: We don't talk about him.
@HiperPivociarz6 жыл бұрын
Old man and Silver the headgehog would get along great: "Sonic is all wet, it's no use now!"
@MforMovesets8 жыл бұрын
I just realize the granny kinda sounds like Frieza.
@RobotwarsKing6 жыл бұрын
_"I DO KI ATTACKS IN A PINCH AS WELL, FILTHY SAIYAN WOMAN!"_
@morganyoung35576 жыл бұрын
MforMovesets someone should make a version of this Beauty and the Beast where everything was the except Clara’s lines are replaced with Frieza’s lines. I will love it even more if they are Frieza’s lines from the Team Four Star version of the character.
@mitchfletcher23866 жыл бұрын
MforMovesets Granted, she is played by Susan Silo. Or Wuya from Xiaolin Showdown.
@morganyoung35576 жыл бұрын
Mitch Fletcher well now I know why her voice sounded so familiar. Now I must headcanon that Clara is really Wuya and that Jack Spicer is the descendant of Airhead Beauty and Goomba Beast. It is spoken and now canon. Also I love Xiaolin Showdown, I watched it a lot when it was on TV.
@mitchfletcher23866 жыл бұрын
@@morganyoung3557 Hell, Susan Silo could've made a decent Frieza back in the 90s.
@kyradavis93448 жыл бұрын
When beast burped out the old man's head I died!
@avalasialove8 жыл бұрын
Me too!!!! I laugh so hard just thinking about it! XD
@anikmonette21406 жыл бұрын
15:23 That's what I thought for the longest time: she fell in love with the beast, not a dorky Ken doll!
@PrimeTF8 жыл бұрын
Beauty and the Beast makes me respect Bowser a little more. It's only the same story.
@FrenchPaul19886 жыл бұрын
Monster holding a blonde chick he's fallen for hostage... Yup, seems about right. Too bad no Italian dude with a bushy moustache shows up here though.
@guilhermehey37363 жыл бұрын
Your completly useless now
@andreasnickmann3703 жыл бұрын
no one reviews like Phelous
@avalasialove8 жыл бұрын
Well now I'll tell my mom I'll "Die of loneliness," if she tells me I have to make my bed.
@TheAllSeeingEye24684 жыл бұрын
I think emma watson might have gotten inspiration from this movie and not the Disney version
@kathrynwilliams70978 жыл бұрын
It is actually possible to die of loneliness. IF YOU'RE AN ALPACA!!!
@atotalfiasco42138 жыл бұрын
Aren't rabbits able to die the same way?
@kathrynwilliams70978 жыл бұрын
The Anime Obsessor I don't know.
@the13throse8 жыл бұрын
Or a hermit crab...ironic, considering their name.
@realafah8 жыл бұрын
Actually, it is possible for humans to die of a broken heart. When under a deep emotional trauma, heart strings can sometimes break and the heart will loose form, leading to blood not being able to pump through your system effectively and eventually causes death. Broken Heart Syndrome. ....I'm not sure about loneliness though so I think they messed up what they meant.
@SlightlyPeeved7 жыл бұрын
Elephants can die of loneliness too ):
@swedishhousemfia4 жыл бұрын
@11:49 the “let him die” loop begins HAHAHA
@LightningTTfan148 жыл бұрын
11:30. Does no one notice her eyes are crossed? XD
@followthewizard3598 жыл бұрын
Well, derp.
@Ratciclefan6 жыл бұрын
I blame being on my phone for not noticing that. lol
@daliborjovanovic5108 жыл бұрын
Daran Norris was defiantly in Golden Films Beauty and the Beast as one of the annoying ghosts, I know that since the brunett ghost sounds identical to Timmy Turner`s Dad.
@33melonpaws777 жыл бұрын
The animation is stupid and the plot is off, but beauty and beast's voice actors do a nice job. I wish those two could do the story over in improved circumstances.
@Remythechef8 жыл бұрын
For anyone who still thinks the Disney version has that Stockholm Sundrome bullshit that it clearly doesn't have, I want you to watch this film and compare the two together.
@Dreigonix6 жыл бұрын
Exactly.
@misspelicula62516 жыл бұрын
N P Yes
@gracekim25 Жыл бұрын
I just realised this review is TECHNICALLY the last time Phelous ‘dies’ for a spilt second just like Mac and me 😂 And I’m COMPELLED to track down this movie 😂
@gracekim25 Жыл бұрын
And now I own this BEAUTY 😜
@TheDUDERulez19 жыл бұрын
All the good producers of channelawesome.com have left! It's completely useless now.
@blyjd919 жыл бұрын
TheDUDERulez1 Well, at least they tried!
@TheRealGaucelm8 жыл бұрын
+TheDUDERulez1 It's not weird!
@jakebryant34458 жыл бұрын
Not really there's still Linkara and the Cinema Snob
@goufr35407 жыл бұрын
Dont you mean Cinnamon Snob and Fat Grandma.
@Cutieapplepie1237 жыл бұрын
*Throws Channel Awesome in the trash*
@vivimariefedorov73744 жыл бұрын
Old Man: Nathan! I'm surprised at you! How could you have the audacity to pursue dear Beauty in doing such an unforgiving endeavor! Beauty, you have my blessing to marry Mr Beast. And if ever he dies of Lonely Wiener Syndrome, I, oh I mean we could keep his spirit alive by settling his will! 🏰💰💰💰💰💰💰💰
@seanmatyas39384 жыл бұрын
I don't know what Phelous is complaining about. They focused on the most important character, Old Man.
@JenamDrag0n4 жыл бұрын
Oh my god, the relationship between Beauty and the Beast in this movie isn't just as bad, it's mentally abusive. She's forced to come to the castle to save her father's life, he decides to spare her life instead of killing her but still won't let her leave, he gaslights her by constantly commenting on how much of a beast he is in behavior and appearance and how she doesn't love him and is scared of him, and after proclaiming he wouldn't refuse her anything, he suddenly backpedals when she asks to visit her father (not leave forever, just visit) and moans about how he'll die if she leaves him for too long, emphasizing that even a DAY late is too much. In his case, it's literal, but abusers often threaten self-harm when their victims try to leave in order to keep them longer.
@Tareltonlives3 жыл бұрын
This story is inherently problematic, even with the best versions; this version doesn't even try to fix anything.
@trixxsaurus23866 жыл бұрын
"...Or is talking to you worse than no one at all?" MOOD
@Mshottie67 жыл бұрын
Just found out that Beauty is voiced by Irene Cara.... The chick who sings the theme from Flashdance.......
@planescaped7 жыл бұрын
They were trying to go for that 'doe eyed innocence' expression with her eyes... They fucked up hard.
@DW4Ever918 жыл бұрын
Don't You Mean You'll Go to Another Dimension of Loneliness? But Anyways, Too Bad it's Sunday She Would have Said Yes to Marrying You Tomorrow!
@MegaAnimazing9 жыл бұрын
I thought the beast killed old man HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
@daanimegoatman66838 жыл бұрын
Sapphire: Ruby did you take the trash out today? Ruby: I'm afraid not, Sapphire. By the time I reach the drive way, I'll die.... Of Loneliness. Sapphire: If you can't be bothered just say so! I just thought of that.
@carsfan19958 жыл бұрын
To be far they can't stand being apart for more than ten minutes so it probably would result in one of them dying of loneliness.
@daanimegoatman66838 жыл бұрын
I know, I just wanted to do that because I thought that.
@CrowTR0bot5 жыл бұрын
Well, if there's anyone who can beat Lapis in terms of raw power, it's the Old Man. "Lapis Lazuli is all wet! SHE'S COMPLETELY USELESS NOW!"
@MadameSomnambule2 жыл бұрын
I'll admit, Goodtimes' Beauty looks MILES better than Golden Films' Beauty. She's actually pretty cute.
@jojo-es3ks4 жыл бұрын
Clara (not a copy of Ms Pots): Now let me leave VIA the door! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BOOM Im laughing sooooooooo hard!🤣 Im alone? I'll die of lonleyness 😱(beauty gasp)
@surreallane97303 жыл бұрын
I don't like how the beast is literally my separation anxiety when my family leaves me home.😂😂😂yes I'm getting help.