UFC Obesity/Blob Tier List (2024)

Ayy man listen.. today I deliver the UFC Blob Tier List/Obesity Tier List that everyones been asking for including obviously the goat Shamil Gaziev, Jairzinho Rozenstruik, Tai Tuivasa, Marcin Tybura, Jon Jones, Tom Aspinall, Derrick Lewis and many more. Let me know your thoughts on this incredible tier list down below and make sure to drop a like, subscribe and follow me on ig ‪@bedtimemma‬

[@jollyjhadist9648]

I'm high ASF but I was thinking about that stupid show good guy/bad guy with DC and chael and I think a hilarious KZbin version of that would be bedtime and Lucas Tracy lmao

[@bedtimemma]

Dude that’s like my dream podcast

[@galmart3111]

perfect podcast to find out who to bet on and who not to bet on

[@amath_]

whos good and whos bad

[@jollyjhadist9648]

@@amath_ Lucas is obviously the "good" lmao

[@BizarreHD]

Chris barnett being 5 ft 8 missing weight at heavyweight is genuinely inspiring

[@wesleysmith8552]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Milfhunter135]

The biggest blobs are definitely MMA Joey and MMA Guru

[@burntouttoast3438]

Make that match on 300 for the BMI belt

[@upliftmofo]

@@burntouttoast3438the only belt I wanna see!

[@Milfhunter135]

@@burntouttoast3438 They’ll both be 300 pounds on 300

[@burntouttoast3438]

@@Milfhunter135 The fight will end in double TKO via heart failure

[@lucasleao1756]

MMA Joey the Blob Goat

[@Wholesome_Hans]

The Ortega "...I'm glad you asked." Always makes me laugh

[@fxrdo]

real😭😭

[@Grimthrxx]

I was just about to comment that

[@burntouttoast3438]

That's just the natural charisma of Brian "The Eagle" Ortegamedov

[@jocoolshow]

Can’t forget the “Haha…”

[@krato123]

Guru and this guy funniest mma creators

[@TheBorz0]

"I manifested this" - leftlane MMA

[@abdulrabbani4520]

Lmfaooooo

[@nikesh9157]

TRUST

[@Gaaarry]

TRUST!!

[@astroamc]

Shamil vs Tai for the BMI belt

[@Umar-gw6fy]

BMI belt 😂😂😂😂

[@TheBorz0]

Bro barnett is athletic af for a heavyweight while gassiev on the other hand is just pure lard.

[@ElliotCarson]

yeah but bro look at Chris Barnett 😭😭😭

[@ql5481]

​@@ElliotCarsonat least I know Chris can do a handstand and run a lap or two😂

[@LemonHead-sq5ws]

@@ElliotCarson yeah look at him for a second then you’re knocked out

[@burntouttoast3438]

Shameal Gasiev the B.L.O.B (Baddest Lad On the Block) GOAT. HE'S JIGGLY LIKE THOSE JAPANESE CHEESECAKES TRUST 💯💯💯💯💯

[@meanmrbean8641]

Bless this post, O Lord

[@shamanlore8933]

“Chris Barnett waddled so Shamiel Gaziev could hobble” I haven’t audibly laughed out loud at something in a long time but that got me

[@joeydstoenail]

I was dying😂😂

[@Wafi9k]

Chris Barnett is 5'8 missing weight at heavyweight

[@GengoSenmon]

And yet he is more skilled at actual martial arts than 80% of the UFC. Amazing to watch. If the UFC was smart and replaced Flyweight with a Super Heavyweight division that the fans would love, Barnett would be a star of that division.

[@Wafi9k]

@@GengoSenmon yo chill with " more skilled than 80% of the ufc" shit, dude is 2_2 bottom of the barrel heavyweight 💀

[@BizarreHD]

actually legendary shit tbh

[@paulbryant8403]

Hes awesome tho

[@morifan3128]

Didn't he miss weight because his wife literally died? Cut him some slack dude.

[@whrlds]

Can we get a biggest soy builds in MMA tier list with people like barbarena and anthony "on paper" smith

[@Grimthrxx]

Sean Woodson 😂

[@NC_MMA]

sean woodson doesnt even have a soy build he just looks like hes not from this earth 😂@@Grimthrxx

[@cobefriend7797]

Dominik Cruz ranks B on the Soy tier.

[@Grimthrxx]

@@NC_MMA 😂

[@GengoSenmon]

So basically any fighter who only does jiu jitsu

[@astroamc]

So proud watching Bigi Boy beat the blob allegations.

[@Diegolikesducks]

Bro blob checked us

[@JustinJohnson-vc1gr]

We finally got it Bedtime crew. Being a blob is the best base for MMA. Shamil Gaziev title run coming in hot and ready. LIKE A LITTLE CAESARS PIZZA TRUST.

[@goby3807]

This guy's one of the few MMA youtubers who's actually naturally funny without resorting to cringe 12 year old humor lmao

[@fxrdo]

“chris barnett waddled so shamil gaziev could hobble” - Bedtimenomics 6:4

[@jessechavez4820]

"Im glad you asked" has to be the funniest new quote ever

[@juliomaluco69]

They just bulkin like a starving kid TRUST

[@PercSlushy]

*jon aniks voice* and the man whom this tier list was built around Shamil "the blob" gaziev

[@bedtimemma]

😭😭😂😂🙏

[@therealclp7488]

We need more Jon Anik impressions

[@seanisnotjohn]

Gaziev is clearly on EPO

[@GengoSenmon]

In the powerlifting community there are tons of guys juiced to the gills who are built exactly like Gaziev

[@biochemicks2709]

@@GengoSenmon being juiced and ending up looking like Gaziev is hilarious lmao. Not even the fit fat vibe like Eddie Hall

[@yoxbro]

What it do Blob tier crew, Blob team stand up!!

[@MexicanRocky]

Glad I’m not the only one thinkin Jones been adopting that Wilson Fisk build. Bro really thought he mogged Aspinall.

[@ElliotCarson]

‘what it do blobtime crew’ bedtime mma is not just the funniest mma youtuber, arguably the funniest youtuber about rn

[@GengoSenmon]

Blob time crew checking in today✅

[@mcdonalchee]

That spivak bit sent me into hysterics 🤣

[@anthimetardif9627]

Crazy how the good heavyweights (Francis, Aspinall, Gane, Pavlovitch, Volkov, Stipe) often happen to not be fat blobs like 90% of hevayweights. Funny how that works.

[@bedtimemma]

Cain and DC were a bit blobby tho but damn true actually especially Stipe he was quite lean

[@kooluscong2260]

Bedtime vs leftlane number 1 contenders fight for globulous blobulous belt

[@pingu6028]

Out of Camp Jamal Hill missing

[@adagiostan1938]

Bro i didnt recognize him when i saw him in that ahort sparring with merab.

[@CarterMinton]

Chris Barnett vs Shamil Gaziev: Battle of the blobs

[@IndepenisDay]

Barnett is next level blob

[@biochemicks2709]

Barnett by tornado kick

[@Passer__]

Bro got beat to it by leftlane MMA. Bedtime confirmed washed

[@DCshandle]

Left lane stole the idea

[@one1nsanity]

Leftlane is british he can't beat anyone

[@lostprophecy7593]

@@one1nsanity he’s Aussie

[@one1nsanity]

@@lostprophecy7593 he sounds british so I decided he is

[@shugen6397]

Bedtime been hyping this up left lane stole it

[@neverlandgrounds1225]

Not a heavyweight but Bryan Barberena was looking very bloby in his last fight

[@TheBiggest2004]

Doesn’t he always look like that?

[@gruddin]

honorable mention for parker porter

[@L8STORI8N]

You forgot Jake Collier who is a goat all-time Blob imo, man used to fight at 185 he did the reverse Cannonier transition

[@joaoalmas5127]

Missed some blobs a bit disappointed: Jamal pogues, Jake collier, josh Parisian, Parker porter, Martin buday

[@Salsporttalk]

Lucas Tracy said that Rozenstruik isn’t fat he’s a density maxxer

[@Wafi9k]

Man it's ramadan here and evreytime I finish eating after a long day of fasting you upload a video

[@ugene77]

Turn to Christ before it's too late, he died for our sins my friend. I'm sorry I have to put it this way, but a man who both according to the Quran and historical evidence graped a child, conquered, enslaved and murdered with no remorse can't be God's messenger, surely you get that.

[@SuperSayajim]

Where's my man Parker Porter? I literally sometimes dyslexically read his name as Porker Parter.

[@joeydstoenail]

"He wobbled so he could hobble" lmaoooooo

[@donchi1234]

I appreciate that you still make videos even tho you are in camp for your first ever title shot

[@J_Stamps86]

Lucky that Augusto Sakai is no longer in the UFC. That guy was basically a violent lasagne.

[@Eric-sk9tz]

Worst best strikers next, Kevin Holland and Darren Till for example (Till dropped Masvidal in like 10 sec and the hellbow on Rob was crazy)

[@EYYSEE_]

the play on words for this video was insane lmfao great stuff bedtime

[@markduncanspencerjr.]

my phone got really fkn heavy when this video was playing now i can’t lift my phone off the ground, thank you bedtime!✌🏼

[@tannerschweng7956]

BMI: Blob Mass Index

[@nielpeluso2201]

No blagoy is a crazy robbery

[@garethedwards5719]

Bedtimes the goat, always giving us the mma content we really want

[@WeinsVidya]

Your Tom Aspinall impression is GOATED. I know you said that MMA Guru does it better but nah bro, yours is the best on KZbin. Also would love to see blob list per division e.g Alex Morono at welterweight

[@FlyPsiche]

mate your inpersonifications are on point

[@Cam_urai]

Real ones remember when Stipe beta tested DC’s jiggle physics w those body shots

[@aogly]

Bouta eat while I’m watching this fr fr gonna be the blobtime crew leader here pretty soon

[@1xadavid]

Bruh this tier list had me dying, one of bedtime’s funniest in a while

[@kigrey3994]

You gotta put Tai #1 dude’s last fight he literally looked straight off the couch after a month of binge eating

[@jpscraps655]

Where's Josh "The Plummer" Parisian

[@durfin955]

You forgot Parker Porker

[@philyoutuber7270]

Derrick Lewis’ six pack looks like it’s made of clay

[@lucastraub3594]

This might be your best video yet

[@evc2217]

Rozenstruik was a lhw sized heavyweight who made the right choice of bulking up a good 10-15 since his debut

[@GengoSenmon]

Fedor and DC had high body fat with LHW/MW heights and both of them stomped most of their HW opponents.

[@Jaydenwybenga]

Good shout not including tafa out of fear, I watched Romero vs Adesanya at the Logan pub and him and his brother were there so it's a real tangible threat

[@bedtimemma]

Bro I literally was like handshake distance from the guy u will never catch me talking shit bruh 🤣🤣

[@kwopps]

shoutout mma joey for making the list 🔥

[@roryrubymace3749]

You gotta make an obese tier list for ALL TIME UFC Fighters. Like Parker Porter, Roy Nelson, Tank Abbott, ECT...

[@georgivasilev8428]

Quality content!

[@SEANSTRICKLAND.]

Been waiting years for this moment

[@seanisnotjohn]

That is the best description of de Lima I've ever heard 😂

[@justhuman4746]

Gotta say this is the best video you ever made!

[@MMAforBreakfast]

Bro this one was worth the wait what a legendary roast

[@sojhbelliss2402]

The fact Parker Porter wasn’t on this list is a crime.

[@mr.selfimprovement677]

Might be the best tier list yet

[@michalereese4218]

Greatest week in youtube history

[@musayasin3838]

This is one of the greatest videos ever

[@ifgwelf]

Calling Jon Jones bulbous had me dead man you're funny asf. And saying Spivak smells like onions 🧅😭

[@TheRichard70]

Pretty good take boss! You could have thrown in Parker Porter vs Chris Barnett for the undisputed lard champion

[@baronvonhoughton]

"De Lima has no muscle" - puts a picture up with the biggest traps and shoulders on the list.

[@graag5388]

it’s finally here 🙏

[@neilvance2852]

Bit wrong on romanov, mans only 6"2

[@brianmoon6333]

You should do a most one sided fights tier list

[@oomfmebonce]

this video has permanently altered my vocabulary im abt to be using "blobulous" everywhere

[@juanmunoz518]

Wake up babe Bedtime MMA just posted🗣️🔥

[@crispym1]

Fire video

[@jvun8178]

Jorge is making a promising run for the blob tier list

[@Yoshwayy]

Blagoy Ivanov dodging this list is WILD

[@cellor1259]

I manifested this video TRUST

[@hellfire3808]

This is a historical moment

[@Povertedtentially]

I’m glad you asked

[@DCshandle]

Left lane vs bedtime for 300 main event book it now🗣️

[@Moonhowler89]

"Let me know in the comments"?! broooo! " Weigh in with your opinion" was riiiight there!

[@Rawdog.Johnson]

Masvidal bouta come back and fight for the BMI with that new blob build

[@juanmunoz518]

Blob checked tier list next

[@Hats502]

This one is already a certified hood classic

[@yeezusprice5526]

Rozenstruik is full of water weight, Spivak is larger than him, Bigi Boy could be a 205er.. De Silva looks like a pure heavyweight even for a past 205er himself. Blaydes and Romanov are sorta the same in ways because they’re either weighing as the largest heavyweight in the division at 264-265 or they’re fighting at 235-240 in the smaller to mid range. Also Gaziev vs Rozenstruik was pretty much only made a main event to set up a bigger PPV undercard/ Fight Night main event caliber match up for Despaigne without it being too tough of a test for the Olympic bronze medalist.

[@ryanparker584]

@BedtimeMMA- you need to do a "tough out" tier list for guys that always put up a good fight but lose considering them a tough out

[@kingt0295]

That seems to be more a flukas glazy type list

[@ryanparker584]

@@kingt0295 yeah I told him in his chat but bedtime could beat him to it

[@cainvalesquezlover911]

This acc is getting big, like Chris Barnett TRUST

[@dr.p.withdgospel]

😅😅😅 I had to subscribe after all the roasting

[@aidanfrei]

I’ve been waiting forever for you to say “today” after the intro so I could add it to a comment since everyone just comments the intro and this is the one time the intro is different💀

[@Heydude4204]

If that’s you in your profile pic, look cool af dude.

[@Slickgary007]

De Lima looks like that episode of always sunny where frank comes out of the couch

[@yeetyeet375]

God King Blob Chris Barnett also out there throwing wheel kicks and doing front flips.

[@ElijahMMA]

leftlane copying

[@robertospada2624]

He did the video first, what are you talking about

[@adagiostan1938]

​@@robertospada2624bedtime posts teaters for his videos on ig before he makes them, neither of them copying just similar ideas probably. Tbf as well tai tuivasa and other fat heavyweights have been fighting so it makes sense.

[@patheticworm]

Leftlane got the idea from rigo. It says in his description. People take ideas from each other all the time

[@krisf4969]

More competition gives us viewers more and better content, I approve of all good idea stealing/sharing!

[@zzc787]

gaziev gotta be the top tier blob in the ufc rn never met a ufc fighter have their mouth guard fall out from breathing that heavy and physically not being able to continue due to being that obese 💀💀

[@bobnormal5988]

CANT believe bedtimemma is BULLYING and STEALING from small channel leftlanemma smh 😔

[@DammitBobby]

The goat Parker Porter?

[@flock30]

what it do! Blob time crew !! aye man listen 💯