Beer Olympics | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 198

[@yoBigWave]

Bert can barely let himself finish a sentence

[@metfan85]

I had to tap out after a while trying to keep up with the jumble of a flow.

[@aaabbbccc985]

It's exhausting. There are so many podcasts he's own where the other guests are trying to make a point or tell a story and I really want to hear what they have say, but Bart cannot shut up long enough to let them.

[@tomaseriksson5430]

Bert's a narcissist

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Bert "by the way" Kershner

[@alaintavakoli4573]

😂

[@BobaFett5474]

Bert is like the friend that finishes your sentence except it’s every sentence and he isn’t thinking what you were going to say.

[@jacobiwilson3887]

Bert's also the "friend" that you don't want at your wedding because he will talk the entire time and think he should be the one with the microphone instead of the Pastor at the church whose marrying you.

[@JimCorrigan777]

Bert is like a hyperactive dog seeing a squirrel for the first time

[@Sean-lx8ye]

After all this time it finally hit me today, Bert is what I imagine Chunk from the Goonies would be like as an adult.

[@tacobill42069]

up boated sir here is some food tokens

[@TrickyBoa]

Yea I always had this thought 😂

[@Felipe-ou4jz]

🤯

[@Garblegox]

Bart is going from lbs to kilos, next to stones. Eventually he's going to measure himself in "Burts" and he'll weigh only 1 Burt. One day, Burt will weigh 3 Burts.

[@mikeymike42]

His liver will fall out of his asshole way before that

[@mr.goldfish7473]

lmao

[@jmmsait]

LMFAO

[@juice2620]

Lmao

[@jan.plays.guitar]

My autism loved that, I laughed like a retard

[@JosiahMMA]

Bert needs an A.A. Olympics mixed with a fat camp.

[@IvanDiezJohnson-ty1hq]

Only if the Camp is called Dachau or Treblinka

[@mobucks555]

Bert needs to slow down. He looked like absolute crap on the last Somethings Burning.

[@MartiniGTGP]

I saw him live in Lincoln NE like 6 weeks ago bc I love him, and he was sooooo string out at the ass end of a bender that he sucked really bad.

[@fazecodfan673]

Fax

[@MrBuketman]

This Beer Olympics sure seems like a real douche of a good time.

[@Avery_Can]

Bert calling a squat an “air sit” is my favorite part.

[@xprettylightsx3781]

ROFL !!!

[@torontoscott]

I love how Bert goes from "if you can jog 5 miles you can run a marathon no problem" to talking about how his body shut down after running a marathon haha. Good luck Nadav!

[@thomasjameson6707]

Nadav's face when Bert starts talking about the aftermath of running a marathon 😂

[@MyDerSan]

Timestamp?

[@yo_its_devo]

​@@MyDerSan42:13

[@DocFeelGood4]

My guy was shookith

[@allanjim3]

I’m 100% pulling for you Nadav. You WILL do this and your life will be enriched beyond your wildest dreams.

[@avengemybreath3084]

Or you’ll suffer permanent disabling injury, or death

[@thestraydog]

@@avengemybreath3084 ORRRR least worst case scenario is he won't be able to be buried with the rest of the J's. Sorry, bubbe!

[@Christopher-md7tf]

Let me put it like this: If I was a betting man, I wouldn't bet on his success lol. Dude has such a negative attitude and has demonstrated an extreme lack of resolve in the past

[@aaabbbccc985]

He's Jewish.

[@Mike-om4tv]

He's gonna be like "daddy Demarco I need some Tylenol" after the race.

[@sweetlove9237]

The fact Bert is trying to help Nadav with this marathon is ridiculous 😂😂

[@zetawolfgang5106]

Brent gets so excited to hear his stories coming out of his mouth

[@neighborbruce]

Awesome now with 4k we can REALLY tell which darker shade of red Bert turns each week.

[@hi_tech_reptiles]

They'd need HDR to really give it that 'pop' lol

[@cheesepizza7939]

Also which body part starts rotting away first due to diabetes by way of alcoholism

[@Jon-cg3df]

Lets cut to brass tax and just call Bret "Beet"😂

[@DwarfDt]

Beet😂

[@KZ_MMA_]

High blood pressure

[@juiceman12]

Bert having an epiphany that professional athletes are different than normal humans- good start to the episode

[@mattburdette1984]

The fact that it took that is insaneeee

[@Madagon367]

No worries. He forgot it five seconds later. Two podcasts down the road he'll be like 'Cricket doesn't look that hard. I'll probably could go pro there.'

[@TheSakufighter]

@@mattburdette1984he’s a slow learner 😆 shout out to all the mouth breathing alcoholics that keep Bert’s career alive and thriving. It’s actually just proof at how far America has sunk. You can literally be a drunken bum who’s friends with Joe Rohan and make it in stand up. Him and Shaub are pretty much the same.

[@adamwright2596]

It's not that they are different per say, it that they have cultivated their force or spirit of willpower. We (all humans) can all do it with practice. The athletes in professional sports have been working at that one single thing for their whole lives. The rest of us choose to do something else that drew our interests here and there throughout childhood and into adulthood

[@kasey377]

@@adamwright2596thanks for breaking that down for me, I literally thought athletes were aliens but the way you described this really humanized them to me . Again Thank you

[@CatDogWalk]

Between drinking and lifting, I think Bert is doing his best to explode his heart.

[@TendoTheDude]

"I got lapped by bigger bird and the tuba, and the fuckin spaz" 😅😂😂 best line out of context

[@zcrafton]

Bert forgetting basic personal details of his best friend is incredibly validating

[@Garblegox]

When you write something down, you often don't remember the thing, you remember where you stored it, which is a smaller and easier memory to hold on to. Same goes with friends and memories. You often forget the most commonplace facts about a friend, because they're things you know they'll repeat. But when your brain thinks a fact is at risk of being lost forever, it hunkers down and does a way better job at storing the info for longterm.

[@ourthoughtsandfeelings2976]

His brain is also being pickled into nothingness

[@chadjolet1]

Bert is incredibly self centered

[@michaelpuleo959]

​@@Garblegoxg😊😊😢 49:33

[@chrisbutler7097]

Said it a few weeks bag instead of just telling him to listen to hogging you need to get nadav with goggins as his trainer.

[@rezzi7153]

10 mins in and bert interrupts tom a total of legit 6 times. I wish i was kidding right now.

[@jasonjenkins9584]

About 12:45 Tom's side eye lol

[@lordfordification]

Oh, you must be new here.

[@Madagon367]

The interrupting is one thing but Bert's ADHD makes him jump through five different topics for a few seconds every time so we always end up with the beginning of 30 stories going nowhere. Sometimes there is actually a nugget in there but too often I'm fuming because he killed an interesting thing Tom raised. It is what it is. I mean there making millions over millions so they are obviously doing it right.

[@fungus_am0nguz644]

​@@Madagon367dude exactly, not only does he interrupts but brings out so many topics that in the end dont go nowhere. And he knows this, he knows thats a problem he has, he addressed a lil bit on his Brandon Novak interview. I hated when Novak was going in a cool crazy drugs story and Bert cut him off over and over and still it was a good episode. Its like Bert doesnt registers what the other person says, and just says the first thing that pops in his brain. Idk how Tom does it.....oh yeah, millions of dollars.

[@Christopher-md7tf]

​@@Madagon367 Does he even know he has ADHD? I mean, it's so obvious from an outsider's perspective but I don't remember hearing him talk about it, ever.

[@mattedgar8666]

Bert giving fitness advice is hilarious

[@Rattys]

That cut to Nadav when Bert's talking about how his body felt after his marathon is probably one of my favorites in YMH history.

[@eleckson]

Bert's face in 4k is wild. I was mesmerized and heard nothing that was said for the first 20 minutes.

[@nickpanacci3055]

Elite skill. Wish I could do the same but for 73 minutes.

[@keifernuncio]

It’s exhausting waiting for Tom to get a second to speak

[@doncolaku4032]

Another episode of this guys head getting bigger and bigger by the minute

[@bingboi3332]

12:51 the way Bert accidentally told the whole world that Ryan Tannehill is coming off the bench now and didn't even know it is insane! 😂😅😂

[@Th3D4ginat0r]

Tom's face at "There's A LOT of muscle." 😆

[@MrOriginalthought]

I love have Tom patiently acts like he doesn’t know Bert is on the juice

[@mattheworr3559]

Lmao it's easy to forget

[@aaronmiller7954]

He's not on steroids. He's on testosterone replacement, so it's not even extra testosterone. He's just replacing what hes missing. Definitely not juicing lol.

[@johnmiedema6791]

​@@aaronmiller7954 TRT shoots free test up way higher than the average person, even if his actual test levels are within normal range. It greatly increases strength and performance. It is steroids even if its not an abusive amount.

[@MorbidOrangeCat]

Entirely incorrect @@johnmiedema6791

[@goldenlugia6631]

Tom is on trt too they talk about it

[@jackzwahlen764]

The flashes to Nadavs face while Bert describes the pain in his legs after a marathon

[@2010kgurl]

As a nurse, I am dumbfounded how Bert is still alive... His cardiovascular system looks like it's on 1%.

[@AnalogX64]

It's just a matter of time; with all his friends, and all the money between them all, he could become tip top shape, but nobody can do anything about it until he hits rock bottom or a life-changing event may turn things around.

[@dontimaginedragons]

his eyes are almost swollen shut lmao

[@joefish69]

Anyone see the liver spot on his cheek

[@Dalby1617]

Some strong foreshadowing here (?)…. Only time will tell.

[@2010kgurl]

@@Dalby1617 I hope not! But he needs to get serious about his health, which I don’t see happening…

[@ThatColorado]

The dude laughing in the back is always hilarious I love it

[@chris_in_hd]

Bert’s delusion is intoxicating 😅

[@alexhugg]

Leanne telling Bert to take his milk thistle because his liver enzymes are high. Oh my god 😆 These guys will stand aside and watch this man drink himself to death.

[@SwordofZen]

That milk thistle do be thislin' though😂💯

[@mysteryY2K]

does milk thistle help?

[@bh5081]

Almost like they’re also tired of doing everything to try to help and then being forced to stand idly by while Bart undoes any progress he’s ever made

[@Christopher-md7tf]

​@@mysteryY2KThere's some evidence that it does, but it's pretty low-quality.

[@kbolling100]

Yes but it alone won’t help. It’s woo woo herbs but it’s believed it can help the liver do it’s job better and regenerate ( the liver is an organ that can do that )

[@LukeH930]

Its finally happened Burt interrupted his own story to tell another story 😂

[@rangleski3695]

Trust me, this is not the first time.

[@J.Mathias44]

The weight loss has Nadav sounding more confident in himself. Let’s go Nadav!

[@Mikey52194]

David Bakhtiari chugs two beers anytime he gets put on the big screen at the bucks arena. Dude is legend.

[@Garblegox]

Lmao Brent measures himself in kilos because the number is half as big, but then complains a kilo is twice as hard to drop 😂😂😂😂 Man would cut the end off a blanket, sew it to the other end, and say it's longer.

[@KapteinFruit]

Haha touche with that last part. Pretty fitting analogy.

[@JunkBondTrader]

or drink a 40 and say he only had one drink.

[@rogerwilco1777]

@@JunkBondTrader .. and the 6 doubles with a Xanax bar at the airport dont count cause those are 'necessary' to get on the plane

[@CravensBen]

@@JunkBondTrader definitely the more realistic scenario lmao

[@Slap_Shot1977]

I don't know how Tom puts up with the constant interrupting from Bert. I stopped counting how many times in the first 5 minutes alone. 🤣

[@variaxi935]

I could immediately see in his face that this was gonna be a very Bert episode

[@mitpatel8787]

Tom’s face when Bert said “a lot of this is muscle” kills me everytime 😂. Like you cap asf Bert lmaoo

[@devoid820]

What's funny is if you live in NC you've seen Cherie Berry's signature on every elevator for the past 30 years.

[@Ip33tify]

Yup lol immediately recognized that legend

[@jordanallen7689]

I think they finally switched her out

[@jonathanleach4086]

Hell yeah. Isn't there a new guy? If so fuck that guy. I hate him

[@sketchy094]

I haven't ridden on an elevator since 2021

[@Boone356]

It’s some lame dude now

[@ijamesheath]

I am so happy for Nadav and so excited for him to be getting in shape and taking it seriously. Way to go man!

[@zg9445]

Most of Bert’s advice for Nadav involved either consuming or creating online content 😂

[@Core.Studios]

Segura you are very funny, Bert keep trying ya best buddy.

[@FunTimeSactuary]

11 minutes in and bert has yet to let tom talk a full sentence 🤣 I

[@nikkocontreras798]

34:03 Bert looks like an offensive line coach trying to hype up his high school guys (absolute compliment)

[@jimmygoobs]

Bert - “I’m really strong I’ll tell you about that in a second” Tom- 🙄

[@benmills1019]

It’d be nice to hear from Tom every now and then

[@dr.coomer9750]

Bert makes me less scared of my own alcoholism and it’s bad for me

[@itsDGW]

“Get 5 miles in an hour and your good” is such a ridiculous statement

[@TrashBoat11]

I like how the one thing Bert isn't super confident in doing is being sober lol

[@JustABloke28]

Brett's confusion about Perry Farrell was my highlight! 😂

[@calliefranklin2299]

I didn’t know he was black 😂

[@fungus_am0nguz644]

Wait what, Lol. Time stamp??

[@calliefranklin2299]

@@fungus_am0nguz644 2:10.

[@JustABloke28]

@@calliefranklin2299 100%

[@akatsukireaperx]

The beer Olympics are like lion cubs and Bert was the guest they attack on those videos 😂

[@radiomlit]

"I got fat because I ran a marathon" super bart moment

[@ImShmizzed]

I mean it makes sense the way he explained it, being extremely sore

[@GymAndSun]

Okay 🍺 is one sport that I actually believe Bert’s prowess

[@MHz619]

He can’t even chug a beer unfortunately maybe an endurance challenge?

[@ev446]

And now introducing.... BERT "HEPATOTOXICITY" CHRYSLER!

[@eeerriccc]

It’s the first competition he’s admitted to losing

[@TillerG7]

You haven't watched the Beer Olympics vid yet, have you?

[@jakeriff95]

Fuck.... everytime I see Bert in a 2 Bears thumbnail these days my Monday is ruined lol

[@jaybberwocky]

Gotta love Bert's realisation, saying "I do not have it" like he discovered a new cure for terminal illness, only to spew out "I'M REALLY STRONG" minutes later.

[@thediggs]

Casually dropping “the fucking spazz” I’m dying 😂😂😂😂

[@PowerfulDragon]

wow Fully Bloated Tour's done a number on Bert.

[@adriancage87]

Tom is the only one who won't call out bert In real time. Bert I'm all muscle Tom:😑

[@cayciyoung5802]

I couldn't believe how delusional this statement was. He thinks because he sinks in water he is all muscle.

[@bearsonwelles3407]

"I'm all muscle," said the man so overweight even his eyes have become fat.

[@Penrose707]

Bartimaeus and Bun Buns are just what I needed this morn'

[@freshpurplenikes]

The terror on Nadav's face when Bert is describing the marathon is priceless 😂😭🤣😭🤣

[@lacefacethegreat]

Poor Bert livin in the estrogen ozone everywhere he goes. 😂

[@catebligh]

Not being able to float when swimming is one of the first signs of liver failure

[@TylerSmithPunksOnPizza]

I want a podcast of nothing but health advice from Uncle Joey and Bert, call it Like A Docta

[@infinite9100]

No way Bert “shuffled” a 13 minute mile he’s such a damn liar lmao

[@tylerwantstobeacreator9936]

Glad to see Bert and Tom together(:

[@brandonlang8999]

It's epic to see that Tom genuinely care for Nativ.

[@Esqofosd]

28:10 the look on Toms face when Bert says most of his weight is muscle 🤣

[@BigTunaCrypto]

When the criticism really goes wild you see who your true friends in life are…Bert may be realizing that us funny funks can entertain non-stop because it’s our defense mechanism. But.. When the people start to get tired or bored with us funny funks, we get upset and scared… This is the moment in Bert’s life where he realizes none of this shit matters, EXCEPT for the people in our lives and those loving relationships/friendships. Knowing we are loved allows us funny guys to keep being funny. Man these herbs are strong 🌿

[@BRAWLR333]

Oof, Bert in 4K is rough.

[@Galvaxatron]

A Bert episode of 2B1C means 90 minutes of Bert talking about himself and his adventures with celebrities where he teases secrets to the audience.

[@harshman121092]

My wife and I were at the Goose show Bert is talking about. I knew he was into them, but it blew my mind when he introduced the band. And he was really gracious when fans wanted to say hi and get a picture. The band played a Grateful Dead cover, which is uncommon for them at this point, and Bert had his beer in the air singing along for the entire song. Great show

[@ethanadamrose580]

The misuse of the word “pedestrian” was gold

[@Twenty-Seven]

Hey Tom, I really love hearing your ice rattling directly into the microphone every 30 seconds. Thanks.

[@thepixel5]

looking great Nadav! Keep at it dude! x

[@matthewcarpenter6424]

bert, you aint a pedestrian, you're a world famous comedian

[@madeintexas1213]

Gotta love how BeRt is talking to Nadav about the marathon but wouldn’t let him get a word in 😂

[@Joey-zy4cs]

Bert’s face is so swollen lol I can’t stop laughing at how his face looks lmao

[@chriskay2315]

He’s gonna die at this pace

[@jarodcotten8370]

I’m happy Bert survived the sex change

[@Popepopapope]

I’m not

[@wisconsin9009]

david bakhtiari is a god round here, let’s go! Man why haven’t I heard about the beer Olympics I’ve been training my whole life

[@TheImageryGuy]

Nadav, this may help with your training for running the marathon. I was 40 pounds overweight in 1996 and had a physical training test I had to pass for the military. So, I had a specific time I had to beat to pass the 1.5 mile run. I ran/walked 7 miles every other day for 3 months. That first week, the duration was like 3-4 hours; as I continued/kept at it, the duration reduced and my run speed increased. As you see telephone poles, you jog/sprint from telephone pole to pole, then walk (rest) until the next pole. Cramped muscles can be a huge issue, so make sure to increase vitamin and mineral intake as needed during training; then, once you get closer to race day, use the diet that works and avoid things that cause issues. Chaffed skin (sensitive nipples, legs, etc) can reduce your performance/cause distraction, so ensure you lock this down/work out your preventative measures before race day. I wore a white t-shirt for my running, but for long duration running sessions, chaffed nipples began to be an issue; bandaids definitely helped. Bert's advice is sound; have an early morning run on a regular basis (3-7 days per week). Get up early; drink water before bed so you get up early to urinate and poop; carb up with a fruit/milk smoothie right before your morning run; go for your run; have a healthy breakfast meal after your morning run. Metabolism is huge for weight loss, so after your evening run, you take a long cold shower; cold showers cool you off if you are running in hot weather, but also helps reduce your core body temperature. So, then after your body burns calories to increase your core body temperature. I lived close enough to my work to bike in, so I was walking/running 7 miles every day, then biking to and from my apartment and for lunch, so 4 times back and forth daily. Point being, try to always be exercising or increasing your metabolism to help with weight loss and increase endurance.

[@trapboxmedia]

Nice job going to 4k. The biggest problem with podcasts these days is the resolution.

[@Kush-fw4fr]

Really I thought it was the unrelatable life styles and how they record a bunch all in one day and Bert just lies about everything

[@asapbruhhhhh]

Tom said a total of three words this episode. I think it’s a record.

[@jacobiwilson3887]

Makes you really wish Bert would go away...

[@roccogarcia2359]

Watching Bert weekly is like looking at a picture that gets progressively worse the longer you stare

[@kurtmazur8320]

I got lapped by Bird Bird with the Tuba and the spaz 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jonthorne5357]

Please don’t let Bert ruin the Nadav Marathon extravaganza…he’ll just try to make it all about him. Keep him as far away as possible please 🙏

[@steph7960]

That's exactly what's going on. And I guarantee Nadav knows it. With Berts apparent chaotic schedule he just pulled a day to run with Nadav. Only because he sees the publicity leading up to it. Let's make this about me( Bert). Narcissism 2.0

[@jonthorne5357]

Right. I'm excited for Nadav...I'm even training myself just because I'm inspired by the possibility of him kicking ass and overcoming that challenge. What I don't want is for Bert to show up and Bert it up. Takes away all the positivity and might make Nadav not even want to do it anymore. @@steph7960

[@johncassell3362]

Tom got about 200 words in and Bert got a little over 3000 in. That's including Tom laughing

[@SAHtoshiDude]

Tom isn’t a very good speaker so it makes sense

[@goblingirlgaming]

Having Bert read the Liquid IV ad after the KoolAid podcast is the chefs kiss…

[@HLGTroll]

I normally don't watch this podcast but you had me at Beer Olympics

[@user-bt2od3yw1b]

These episodes are so much better than the guest episodes. Please do more with just Tom and Bert

[@FFSammie]

16:11 "Inside Googling Porsches" is definitely a much better vibe.

[@PorkMcBeans]

Bert's mental development is arrested at about age 15 😂. Perpetually believes getting wasted is the coolest

[@williamjames1381]

Wow, I saw the title and RUSHED here cause I thought it would be Tom and Shane. I’m crushed… not even worth it 🫤🫤🫤

[@joshk1677]

Best podcast partners here. These guys make my 40 hour a week job survivable

[@untitledtitle007]

Mssp, bad friends and ayg have entered the chat

[@RobRoane]

Are you garbage is also excellent

[@modularoutput]

These 2 are definitely the best, once you get rid of Bert.

[@joshk1677]

@@modularoutput hahahah

[@joshk1677]

@@RobRoane good call!

[@kennethzastrow-millan638]

nadav's face when burt is talking about how he felt after a marathon was so good. whoever edited that part in there you are the man dude lol

[@AD-df5tm]

Bert constantly saying he "ran" a marathon lol. Dude had a time over 5 hours. He basically walked a marathon.

[@Reidkev3]

Wow, talking about an event that happened 6 weeks ago??? This podcast just keeps getting better and more relevant

[@Toddis]

I spot a can of Electric Jellyfish Great beer 🍻 Pint house is awesome

[@cookerjam]

"I have so much muscle that I have trouble swimming, I just sink" Holy. Shit.

[@Gulji213423]

"I got lapped by bigger bird and the tuba and the fuckin spaz" LOL

[@joshlolli6493]

how many times is bert gona get on a pod and say "this is the strongest I've ever been in my entire life" lmao

[@vitamind2387]

Wow 4K really shows how red Bert’s gin soaked face is.