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[@HartyBiker]

I love how you say blundering every peice seems disrespectful to the 100 rated players and then the 100 rated player goes and blunders pretty much all of his peices.

[@medexamtoolscom]

Actually these games themselves are very disrespectful to the 100 rated players in the first place. That is the whole point, that he badly handicaps himself since they're no match for him otherwise.

[@Rum-Runner]

Yes, it’s acculturation. Very disrespectful. Bigoted even.

[@wombat4191]

Yeah the opponent was way better at this challenge than simp.

[@skinnymemegod856]

@@medexamtoolscom can i hold your spider?

[@bagofcoolness]

i was 100 and played like a 250, i guess all the others were too good

[@KajtekBeary]

The "0 mistakes, 0 blunders, 0 missed wins" made me laugh hard xD

[@Crystal_Bull]

Exactly what? Like how was the Queen g8 not a blunder? There was no getting that material back in that position without a blunder back?

[@kwayke9]

Inb4 3 brilliant moves

[@stineberg8795]

Yeh, I think we need a take 2 of this mission seeing as there weren’t actually any blunders.

[@berkleyhuffman48]

@@Crystal_Bull *blunders queen* "book move"

[@mayurisonar9370]

what is outro?

[@dennisysj8868]

If ever again, when a similar ending occurs you can say "Task failed successfully"

[@swaryplays6445]

prob mission failed successfully but yeah nice one

[@rianphillips389]

it is more of a task succeeded unsuccesfully

[@tomikun8057]

@@swaryplays6445 tbh you make more sense

[@SpectroliteDS2400]

Fission Mailed

[@talkingme]

More like "mission not accomplished" or "mission unsuccessful"

[@TedCruzisthezodiac]

It's the exact kind of end you would expect from two 100 rated players.

[@hassanalihusseini1717]

I thought may be was on the same challenge....

[@Catalysten]

@@hassanalihusseini1717 in that case, he was more efficient at blundering his pieces than Simp!

[@arturoz6547]

@@hassanalihusseini1717 isnt a girl? :0

[@madison8322]

Nope, he got 0 mistakes 0 blunders 0 missed wins LOL

[@SittingOnEdgeman]

"that blunders a lot of things" is my favorite phrase now

[@erikmesi27]

It seems that your opponent was taking the same challenge that you

[@softwarelivre2389]

Accurate

[@sweetyespop1235]

As a 200 rated player, I only blunder HALF of my pieces every game 😌

[@craigisapunk]

To blunder only a quarter of your pieces do you need to double again to 400 rated or just 300? I guess what I'm asking is is the relationship between rating and blundering linear or exponential?

[@vnXun]

@@craigisapunk I think you will blunder one third of your pieces as a 300 rated and one fourth as a 400 rated

[@groundedgaming]

Wow, those 3000 ELOs are crazy!

[@HartyBiker]

@@groundedgaming yeah those guys blunder their opponent's pieces instead.

[@mike_dft1267]

(and pawns)

[@Haze01Smash]

2:07 to 2:20 seems like white wanted his bishop to permanently prevent queen-side castling instead of just temporarily.

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

Yeah a 2800 gameplay by a 100 rated player

[@noobiamyes4853]

Also in this game sacrificing a bishop to prevent queen side is dum

[@ChaoticNeutralMatt]

I didn't even know this was a thing. Along with magical sniping of pawns with pawns behind them. Weirdness.

[@videoms1271]

@@ChaoticNeutralMatt en passant (funny french move) is a thing because old chess had pawns only move 1 square, but to make the game faster they made the opening 2

[@Opeoluwa_Jolaawo]

"Eating another woman always sounds very tempting" - Chess simp

[@jazzbay3469]

Ayo- Sus 🤨📸

[@PrincessFelicie]

Lesbian wisdom, tbh

[@albertlau867]

In Chinese chess, we say "eat" a piece in chinese, so i guess he/she is asian.

[@Haze01Smash]

@@albertlau867 yep, Vietnamese.

[@kingyodah5415]

- that player was very strong, how did you manage to win? - i ate his woman - .. you wat

[@brandonlondono5632]

This is pretty easy, I do it multiple times every game

[@triainas3546]

This was a guy??

[@flipflopsforlife3105]

He’s so legit he even possibly blundered the title

[@whatisreality9808]

The quick "wtf what's that" made me laugh out loud lmao

[@marcusmeira5594]

"That blunders a lot of things over here" had me dying

[@stelondee493]

"that blunders a lot of things over here" madr my day

[@lauziyi5728]

When someone pointed out that there are no Blunders is truly a “Task failed Successfully” moment

[@JustAGamerFan]

Could use a "That blunders the mission" for days like these, lol

[@GTwinn]

Chess, but you must win with scholar’s mate and if it doesnt succeed you must resign and find someone new, and the video doesn’t end until you win with scholar’s mate

[@shanmukhag2349]

Do this

[@alexmijo]

Thirded

[@jjrulez1596]

i would say that or fools mate just incase he gets black

[@softwarelivre2389]

@@jjrulez1596 fools mate is just too hard because you need the opponent to play 2 specific pawn pushes, but on scholar's mate you can do it on many opponent moves

[@YTazu0]

I’ve done this if your 800 or lower this is a “easy” challenge

[@glennhamilton-smith3799]

"I solemnly swear that this guy is not a paid actor" damn near killed me. Never before has Simp had to make that declaration. Absolutely phenomenal, my sides are in orbit

[@doodlesyoru2108]

he did once

[@bryantndongmo4780]

so funny reading this in hindsight given it's basically a catchphrase now

[@akoskormendi9711]

2:18 I love the reaction lol

[@kurtreznor]

Well, you managed to blunder the challenge without losing it. Good job.

[@Zenith-zb8op]

For one where the challenge is neither failed nor successful, maybe “O…K… then…” before the outro starts

[@DodgeThatAttack]

"this challenge is disrespectful to 100 rated players" 100 rated player: _so anyway, i started blundering_

[@legendgames128]

"That blunders a lot of things" *wheeeeze*

[@michaelwinter742]

Chess, but you’re playing the move you’d play if you were the other guy - but using your pieces instead of theirs.

[@boredishfish2717]

You're a genius

[@mouthlesshater]

*capture*

[@theblockydragon9708]

Chess but ever 30 seconds on the timer you have to blunder your best piece that can blunder.

[@Person01234]

"blunder every piece. Sounds like a total disrespect to the 100 player" 100 player: proceeds to blunder every piece one by one and complete the challenge.

[@karllesignton7649]

2:25 wow!! What the fuck was that omg I am dying right now 🤣🤣🤣

[@TheMattrking]

I remember my last “B-hole Blunder” vividly.

[@gioviii8634]

Chess, but you have to blunder the same piece at least twice

[@SovietLegacy]

Not only did you blunder your pieces, you blundered the mission.

[@amazingalexander4259]

"mission failed, we'll get 'em next time"

[@MapsaiLiv]

2:19 Oh God, couldn't breathe for several minutes 🤣

[@jordannorman4131]

1:10 LOL ok after watching like 10 of these I'm now hooked after what you said there...

[@noticeme6412]

the 0 blunders 0 mistakes 0 missed wins in the results made me wheeze

[@redeye4516]

I have an idea. Kinda took inspiration from another guy and simplified it a little. You have to play chess against one of the 100 rated AI. Mark down all moves you make in order. Play these moves in the exact order as before against a player. You will really look like a 100 rated with this one.

[@crowreligion]

Fun fact : there is no 100 rated bots lol (minimum 250 for bots) Also, the chances of completing this challenge is almost impossible because of so many illegal moves, moving a piece that have been captured, noving something else when in check, etc

[@nomirrors3552]

When the Chess Simp faces someone who is trying to accomplish the exact same challenge he is doing....

[@ryang5441]

“That blunders a lot of pieces over here”

[@filodipicori]

"100 Rated Chess, but your opponent is playing the challenge too"

[@hexretro8112]

failing a mission and the video not ending is a fission mailed.

[@Benny_Blue]

This feels like it’d be the perfect challenge for the “Westing Game” strategy - sacrifice your Queen to get your opponent to open their defenses, but instead, open your defenses and sacrifice your Queen to get the opponent’s Queen to threaten as many pieces as possible.

[@bluelinkteejet1529]

I love how these videos are always posted early in the morning and their pretty funny

[@kwayke9]

No blunders, mistakes or missed wins. Stockfish, what are you on, brilliant juice?

[@dragonofspades2837]

ngl, the red "???" reaction on the suggestion at the start of this video has me losing it lmaooo, not even the discord chat was prepared

[@saoirigi6478]

"That blunders a lot of things over here" Rofl

[@n1t_]

This video was the truly feeling you empty.....

[@Haze01Smash]

Chess, but the first piece the opponent blunders is immortal. If not challenging enough, add: the first pawn the opponent blunders is also immortal.

[@darkira2129]

wait, in Xomu video (the music) there's a person saying that the music is perfect for 100 rated chess, so this is truly the 100% 100 rated chess experience.

[@adambyte256]

"That blunders a lot of things over here." lmao 🤣

[@Maniac-007]

mission failed, we'll get em next time

[@sonicwaveinfinitymiddwelle8555]

0,0,0 really got me 💀

[@gxspike9952]

He just blundered his video

[@sinceretuitt1865]

Oh, looks like your opponent is doing the same challenge

[@Nguyenzander]

“Eating another woman is always tempting” -Chess Simp

[@YourFunkiness]

Chess but if you do too well your opponent quits in frustration.

[@gigabytemon]

Man's out here blundering his video, this is so meta

[@Guessyyyy6270]

“Behole”

[@cookiebombcasualemail5284]

1:11 "I mean eating another woman always sounds very tempting"

[@mikebaker2436]

Plot twist: They are both doing the same challenge.

[@ajayjoel]

1:10 " I mean eating another woman always sounds very tempting" no way no one heard it like I did-

[@AlGhostZX]

it seems your opponent was also doing the challenge

[@ironnatepup]

"0 mistakes, 0 blunders, 0 missed wins" hmMM

[@icecream5125]

Piece so bishop is grouped together

[@incoralium9211]

Ho yeah, the "hundred requiem experience".

[@syeblaize]

My favorite version of chess is the chess where you're trying to play just badly enough that you keep the game running as long as possible while still winning.

[@bo2f]

No WTF and no Mission Accomplished. I'd call it a stalemate

[@inn_ens]

Mission failed successfully.

[@neon_o7]

Chess but berserker mode: you can't checkmate until the opponent has only the king left

[@coolskeletondude5902]

"What the mission accomplished-"

[@jakubstraka6309]

You need to repeat this challenge until it will be successful

[@smippycis6285]

no mission accomplish etc, You even blundered the challenge huh.

[@solomonsgamingchannel367]

"I solemnly swear that this guy is NOT a paid actor." -- Simp, literally every video.

[@Brandon-bl8ko]

i loved how he kept referring to the opponent as guy lol

[@funkdefied1]

1:20 would have been a great opportunity to take the pawn with the knight, blundering both the knight and the bishop at the same time.

[@tttITA10]

"Eating another woman always seems very tempting" WHAT.

[@caioroberto4110]

He was doing the challeng too

[@asimpleguy5299]

You know they are good when the start considering if opponent will rage quit or not.

[@lodewijkentrop2337]

If you not succeed your mission before the game is over, you have to start another game.

[@raifegeozay687]

if you capture a piece(not pawn) right after your opponent blunders(according to stockfish) , the video blunders(according to stockfish)

[@wizardo1012]

It’s a stalemate come on XD Neither a win nor a loss: stalemate

[@andrei3873]

Opponent be doing the same challenge

[@nighthorder6542]

Could this be a blunder? therefore Praise the time limit!

[@okubi0]

I will ensign the ending as the Blinovitch effect

[@spencer4679]

He has made me watch that anime scene at the end so many times, does anyone else notice how on her first jump sideways there's like nothing pushing her. It looks like she just bounces up and the then gets pushed sideways by a gust of wind

[@kom_senapati]

4:36 Yes I thought you would cut that I was scared!!

[@stineberg8795]

100 rated chess, but the opponent’s king has a spear and must be checked and/or checkmated from at least three squares away. And no wins by resignation either. Otherwise, probably too easy.

[@xavimll7873]

Chess: but you can only kill right after or right before he kills a piece of yours

[@MissesWitch]

1:14 here i just kept saying "DEW IT!"

[@BWeManX]

He knows how to stop castling! ....yes, by physically blocking it with a bishop in melee combat.

[@solanceDarkMOW]

What kind of situation is this? You won, but you also lost... I'd call that a Failmate

[@edkopik]

he was also doing the blunder every piece challenge

[@jeanhuntervega3579]

This is just an ordinary game for me

[@dbass4973]

that is some pretty elaborate chess shitposting, almost as good as the london system videos

[@cormachughes3171]

This is my favourite challenge so far

[@Gamesaucer]

Chess but the colour of the destination square for your moves must keep alternating.

[@rishabhmittal1240]

Should've done another game in this scenario.

[@AlexanderCheong]

It's an awkward ending lol I was hoping that you might play another game with longer time. But anyway, this was fun too haha

[@ancient7716]

Your opponent basically accomplished the challenge

[@byronnelson9551]

This feels like the video's equivalent of a zugzwang, or maybe GBJ.

[@indriyantoYin]

Mission fail we will get em next time

[@jiivai500]

This was the perfect moment for “Mission WHAT THE F-“