Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 034: Crazy Train W/ Jim Norton

[@BeinIanPod]

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[@jooseppielleese7156]

I'll pay if Jordan takes her socks off on pateron episodes :) Make it happen Ian!

[@anthonybogus5688]

Gay but I dig it!!

[@anthonybogus5688]

@@jooseppielleese7156 no 🧢 🙏🏾 Especially to see that 2nd shorter toe!!

[@knowledgemantis]

Jordan I’m a Puerto Rican & I’m watching!!🙊

[@knowledgemantis]

Yeah i like pizza too

[@brianbonn5733]

Jim is one of those guys that I always have fun watching/listening to. He's got so much insight, and he's so open that there's always bound to be hilarious conversations. Great ep, much love

[@buck_swope]

He's a boring zilch.

[@anthonybogus5688]

No 🧢

[@bigben42]

@@anthonybogus5688 Anthony you crazy spirit, didn’t know you ventured into other podcasts

[@anthonybogus5688]

@@bigben42 lol yes I move around like a cheap hoe my Big “not the one who molested that teen” Ben .. nice too see you🙏🏾

[@BeinIanPod]

Hey thank you for diggin the show!

[@WalkingPaceWP]

Thank you for platforming these smaller comedians 🙏

[@anthonybogus5688]

Haha

[@kyleb8596]

he is lil’ Jimmy Norton!!!

[@anthonybogus5688]

@@kyleb8596 lol no 🧢 😂

[@65thhitman86]

Jim Norton is a legend he's not the smaller comedian in this situation 😂

[@48operations]

Do not disturb the pests

[@blonded1]

IAN, I am 38 an dhave down syndrome, every wedsnedsay i wake up and listen to you while i eat peanut marshamllow samdwhich. maybe some day we can eat them together

[@cereal_thinker]

Did Ian teach you communism is bad?

[@adrenalinetoothless2530]

Your not retarded.

[@kusjr4388]

And make love to each other. Ian will love any sex

[@righteousfist175]

Thats for sure secretly nick

[@fliptophiphop1894]

That sounds delicious!

[@moralhazard1]

Love to see Norton on any pods!!! One of the funniest quickest comics ever!!!

[@BeinIanPod]

Couldn't agree more!

[@Gu1d-0]

@@BeinIanPod But what about Dougie Bells 🛎🛎🛎

[@KFURR]

@@Gu1d-0 try to keep up, be a casual fan, Norton is killing off Chip Chipperson and Doug Bell is already retired. He finally listened to facts and dropped the worst parts of his “act”. He is a sniper and a stand up, his characters suck blizznack dongus.

[@GhastlyCretin]

​@@KFURRHe stopped doing Chip?

[@tonyelectionfraud669]

@@GhastlyCretin thats great news if it's true

[@jeffs813]

Jordan: "Jim Norton is here, but that's no big deal, let me tell you all about the thickness of a pair of pants that I have"

[@derb_]

☕

[@mondaymorningmowingwithmike]

"I'm the star."

[@Ian-hd3od]

i bounced immediately

[@ethanneubauer2352]

Those ads that Ian does alone in a hotel room really shows how crazy he actually is.

[@minamur]

it's like he's doing standup and bombing, but no one's there.

[@BeinIanPod]

😎

[@vincent2053]

@@BeinIanPod You mean 🤓

[@nullusernamex]

Haha, accurate ​@@minamur

[@twentysix1230]

Came looking for this comment. Painful. You can hear the SSRIs 😂

[@alieninstallation50]

1:10:36 jordan's face going through the seven stages of grief reacting to jim being with trans lol

[@Flipper35]

I thought everyone that's ever heard of Jim Norton knew he was the OG of the Trans movement!!!

[@_m_m4]

1 hour and 11 minutes in, we find out that Jordan has never even heard of Jim Norton 😂

[@BeinIanPod]

😂😂😂 she’s our queen and we love her

[@surlygoosegamer6264]

32:37 - "Try it out!" X 3. Ian having a breakdown in this part of the ad kept me coming back. I might try it out.

[@nullusernamex]

Unironically, I watch the pod for Ian. Not because he's a super funny comic (although he can make genuinely funny jokes not infrequently that surprise me), but because I've been here since his woke days and enjoy witnessing his further descent madness. That ad read was the cherry on top

[@buckduckett]

Great get for Jordan's podcast! Jim Norton and Jordan are pure gold together!

[@itstherevolution]

I hope Jim does more podcasts, he's a guaranteed home run! And it's great to see younger comics demonstrate respect for him!

[@bendezso7263]

Ian please bring the stepbrother on and just grill him for an hour about how weird that is lmao

[@goodgaming5720]

Jordan has got it going on low key

[@rmaxwellk]

love seein jim, dudes so witty and quick. great ep!

[@twofatchicksproductions9015]

Subscribed yesterday, back today, love Norton! Ian is so much fun and Jordan's hilarious. Thanks guys.

[@kaybeeeeeeee]

Jordan! Please come back to Detroit soon! I know you were just there but I just discovered you two and would love to see you live. Seeing Ian next week and can't wait!

[@carmeloramos3736]

I’m Puerto Rican , I love hardcore and this pod cast. We are watching lol

[@Bob_Piss]

I endorse all those things, as they also apply to me. We are watching.

[@jeffs813]

lmao Jim called her out and I was like "Hey, he's right! Why the fuck wouldn't they?!"

[@globillo]

Eyy yo the Rican section weeeepppppaa ! Hardcore rules 😂

[@anarmyoftigers]

Just stay over there on your island.

[@anarmyoftigers]

Just stay over there on your island.

[@ericpettyfishing]

I am a boring guy. I work 60+ hours a week. After I am off I go home, do quick house chores like cat box, garbage, cleaning. Then I make dinner, do my dishes, take a shower, read and go to sleep. 5/6 days a week. On weekends I get to do yard work, tend to the garden, do laundry, and maybe enjoy a TV show or something. I start work at 4am. I am off at 2:30. In bed by 7. It's not a exciting life, but I am comfortable and paid well. Covid has fucked my schedule. I have been doing this since covid started and everyone quit.

[@zenamatthews9380]

Jim Norton is one of the funniest most underrated comics.

[@firstnamelastname5612]

Being Ian has helped me exponentially to be gay in this tafs/ cumtown drought. I don't think I would've coped and would've resorted to drinking hand sanitizer if it wasn't for ian

[@BlackJesusChrist666]

Personally I’m trying to muster the courage to ask my good personal friend Nick out. Also I’m gay.

[@moralhazard1]

FUCK YEAH DUDE!!! THAT RULES!!!

[@firstnamelastname5612]

@@moralhazard1 *"slide whistles*

[@imnotbenavery9220]

Ernie Hudson ep was great execution of the vision it’s worth checking out.

[@firstnamelastname5612]

@@imnotbenavery9220 it was indeed Eddie complimented cool Adam very well

[@CheechElMexicano]

When I'm having a crappy day, just listening to the intro lightens up my day 🙏🏾 love you guys and Jordan 😘

[@taylorthomas2089]

Great production. Great guest. And the hosts are adorable 👏👏👏

[@ryanherrera3407]

Even when Ian is “bein’ Ian” 🙄…I’m still happy. What a good soul.

[@BeinIanPod]

💕

[@jvallely_]

I just saw him stagedive literally yesterday. And now knowing about that back. Sending you thoughts and prayers ❤️

[@lylechipperson3407]

Ya know it's odd, everytime I'm listening to Norton on a bluetooth speaker my fish start jumping out of the tank and biting the air.. Happens every damn time.

[@vincent2053]

Are your fish in the army or somethin tss

[@kassiuh6119]

I love Ian’s ad reads never know what you’re gunna get very diverse 😂❤ hahahah

[@DemocracyJones]

Great ep! Also this is the only pod I don't skip the ads. Ian is so damn lovable he even makes ads enjoyable lol

[@nullusernamex]

"you're right! Sometimes my dick doesn't work." Lmao Ian

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

So excited to see jim norton

[@frankbuttacavoli637]

Every time Ian leans over Jordan leans away.

[@alexlawrence6440]

I actively hate how much I relate to Ian (a bi they with a bad hairline lmao) but this has definitively become one of my fnrwest favorite pods

[@John-mf1sz]

Dude, I could 100% give the most mortifying stories about mom shows back in the day and they still stick to my psyche to this day. I understand, Ian. I get it. Although it’s definitely hilarious to think about now.

[@treverfarted]

Tellin’ jokes, and havin’ smokes

[@lostsoul2184]

1:10:42 that zoom deserves an abba and preach level sound effect

[@matthewbulmer586]

The whole time during the ads I could just imagine being in the room next door 😂😂😂

[@nikoschopshop]

Every time he replies to a comment anywhere that's the ian I imagine responding

[@shibbylunsford2040]

Jim you're awesome! I love you all!!!❤

[@Guitarist987]

Im a year late to the party, listening to these in order, man was that RexMD ad relatable lol

[@intruative]

13:28 I cried laughing, that was my exact reaction too 😂

[@ryanvincenec3511]

Lol yep

[@Audiocash]

🇵🇷 here and I'm a Rivera.....I'm watching Jordan!

[@Billyisyourdad]

I love little Jimmy Norton

[@BasedGodZolus]

Puertorican here… we watch too

[@MikeJones-iz1qq]

Perfect podding. Par usual. Norton is the OG king deviant. So damn funny.

[@sik59rt]

God damn lil jimmy is as quick as ever.

[@cady__]

I truly love that Jordan’s arc in the podcast is getting healthy enough to marry her stepbrother 😭

[@mxdjful]

Jeez that Lucy ad read from Ian was something like Shoenice would do during the Marge Simpson phase.

[@lippy22]

I'm so glad that Jim mentioned Trick or Treat!

[@kellyinCT09]

Love hearing them talk about the Dice man...one of the greats!

[@calebd259]

The zoom in when Jordan finds out Jim is into trans is gold.

[@mykmcgrane]

This was great. What an episode. Worth every penny.

[@jeremyogrizovich3247]

Thumbs up at the start with the bullet pants story, funny

[@erikphillips7486]

When I hear the shofar at the beginning I'm reminded of Curb your Enthusiasm and how this podcast is a call for help.

[@globillo]

We need the Stepbrother Episode !!!!!!!!😂 Also we need more guest from the hardcore scene

[@PondPuppies]

Hope your back gets better man. I got an extra vertebrae L6 and degenerative discs. Shit sucks. Loving this Podcast!!!

[@StevenYaschuk]

Incredible episode wow

[@kellyinCT09]

I have adored Jim since Lucky Louie...Im a woman who def has always loved Jim's raunchy act, and had I ever seen him live, I woulda tried to pull him 🤘😜

[@deirluxe]

Genuinely only listen to the intro song to this and Tigerbelly.❤ makes me happy

[@danellemilano5495]

Yeah. Ian just disassociated listening to her blabber on & on. Shes bustin Ians awesome groove

[@escapementalprison]

I found this podcast a few months ago; and NEVER left after the first character outburst of Ian

[@ShantyIrishman]

Here's to my two favorite sober comics that unapologetically love trans women.

[@missalbania9260]

They like dicks and tits, let’s not involve women into this

[@BeinIanPod]

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

[@godlesspeacesign8852]

Is this co host one?

[@ShantyIrishman]

@@godlesspeacesign8852 Not to my knowledge, but Norton and Ian certainly are.

[@godlesspeacesign8852]

@@ShantyIrishman im not even tryna be funny or anything. She looks....odd. i honestly went with "oh, its a 'ma'am' ".

[@josef2012]

Thanks for taking out the record scratch in the intro,Ian.

[@moralhazard1]

I don't think Jordan realizes that a good HALF of the country doesn't really have an inner thoughtful life or like hopes/dreams/hobbies and they think America's Got Talent and Big Bang Theory is the literal height of actual talent and comedy lol. And those are the people complaining online and also voting lol, so that's why we kind of shouldn't take ANYTHING seriously 🤣

[@everybodyhigh]

Where do I get some Kevlar pants???

[@cjclubseltzer]

Thank you lil Jimmy. You still got it.

[@somegeezer6439]

Your profile picture is beautiful

[@helpis0ntheway]

I really like Ian's glasses. I'm up for a new pair soon... going to ask for them to give me the Fidance!

[@prideofalion]

Every time I think I'm passed spanking it to Jordan's step bro story, she brings it up again!! uggghhh. I'll be right back.

[@damianhbc]

This is amazing!! Jim is one of my favourite comedians and to see him with the sweetest ppl ever is great:) I had to give up watching Chip because it became unbearable with his new co-host/producer but this is great! Thanks so much!

[@Eric________]

Jim's face when Ian blows the horn

[@josef2012]

Resigned to death

[@williemasterofdestruction5339]

I must really be sick(probably covfefe19, too lazy to go rummage and find test) cuz i just realized halfway thru that i watched this already....😆👌

[@Michael_Douglas007]

Love Jimmy Norton

[@anthonybogus5688]

I fully fell for Ms.Jordan after on RAP episode the other day she revealed her 2nd toe is shorter than her big toe 😍🙏🏾

[@nathanieI]

Great pod 👏

[@nonope9700]

I thought the guest was Bobby Kelly for the last 20 mins. They sound so similar.

[@bobscousinbob7702]

Spo-CAN is how they say it in Spokane, might help with ticket sales.

[@jamesstarr6429]

Great pod. 💕 Jordan

[@nicholasgennuso3454]

Lmao Ian good laugh at 23:30 “How do people feel content not dealing with that” we don’t I’m jealous Great ep Jim’s the best

[@RandyBeardClips]

For those who have not yet been made aware, Ian was a +1 to Nikki Glaser at the Mark Twain Comedy Award Event for Adam Sandler. Of course, he brought his cane to the red carpet.

[@alexandramontoya7812]

Intro song has penetrated my mind

[@ctsilva45]

shoutout Dennis Wolfberg! that guy was a killer comic. not talked about enough these days

[@cloudbloom]

Uncle Jimmy touched my downstairs but he gave me candy so it's a win-win💗

[@bori1986]

I Love A Story 🤣🤣

[@markinpa1970]

I'm with Jimmy on the tattoos. I only ever CONSIDERED having "Dolly" tattooed on me, but I knew I didn't want something on me FOREVER, and I get bored with stuff quick

[@switchhandissomebody]

greatest intro ever .

[@RudyPalos]

Good ep!

[@Ertdoinn]

Nice Cords sir!

[@lucmoulson9094]

I love you guys so much

[@duncefunce1513]

I like this podcast. Why do I so rarely watch it or listen to it?

[@gobbygooby]

Never skipping the theme song

[@chrispuletz2946]

Long Live Ted Sheckler!!!!!. Great podcast Ian and Jordan, I've loved lil Yimmy forever

[@debbieskrletts725]

Love norton!

[@screenPhiles]

Anyone that can say something that brings out a look of concern from Jim Norton has got to be a little strange.

[@CAPSTRES]

Telling jokes and having smokes!!!! ❤❤❤❤

[@Disc0-Delta]

Hell yeah. We played assassin's. It was amazing

[@bigchimpbiggerbanana558]

Jim just doing all the heavy lifting on this as far as attempting to make a joke

[@lazylion420]

this episode should really be titled Three Queens yas

[@mondaymorningmowingwithmike]

Why isn't the theme for the name of this show?

[@williamtoth6186]

Double knee pants are where it's at

[@mikestory2891]

Please Jimmy do more podcasts........Pleeeeease!!!!!!

[@franciscovega2042]

This was good.

[@9Skiddlerip9]

Trick or Treat is amazing. Shout out Sammi Curr! \m/

[@deannad9105]

Why the f*** would Jordan's sister invite the step-brother to stay at her house and help with her daughter, knowing that at best, he has absolutely no boundaries with family members and and at worst, he groomed a child? Wtf!