Bein' Ian With Jordan Episode 028: Chrissy Carpenter W/ Chris Distefano

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Chapters :
0:00 - Intro
0:44 - Blowing of the shofar
3:00 - That is Assault
4:10 - Your WIFE
5:50 - Do You Want To Tase Yourself ?
6:55 - Jordan Journey
8:06 - R*pe At A Baptism
10:46 - Bein’ A Step Dad
12:30 - Chris Is A Gay Man?
16:02 - This Dude’s Dumb and Weird
16:58 - GhostBusters Proton Pack
19:15 - Fixin’ stuff
21:52 - Chrissy’s C*ck Contractor
26:19 - Chrissy TV Show
30:30 - Sports talk
38:39 - You’re Hot
41:22 - Ian and Jordan Teach Carpentry
48:02 - Chrissy Gratitude
54:00 - We Both Hate Me And That’s Love
1:00:12 - Plugs
1:00:33 - Outro
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[@buckduckett]

Ian is a great sidekick on Jordan’s podcast, great addition Jordan

[@BeinIanPod]

😒

[@JamesLeeBuzz]

​@@BeinIanPod Ian, you fucking ROCK dude!! Jordan is hilarious and gorgeous, and y'all are an amazing duo, but you're the main fuckin' dish! Much love brother!

[@floydzeppland]

​@@JamesLeeBuzzbootlicker

[@JamesLeeBuzz]

@@floydzeppland Goddamn right! Boots are tasty 😋

[@floydzeppland]

@@JamesLeeBuzz I don't even remember writing this 😂 I still agree with it though😂

[@andrewcollins5316]

Whoever time stamped every 15 seconds of this podcast deserves a raise

[@conormcginnity1353]

Imagine calling your pod Chrissy Chaos and then walking into Ian and Jordan's gauntlet basement of chaotic tomfoolery.

[@cumeatsenergordon]

Chris is a good mix with Ian and Jordan

[@BeinIanPod]

🥰🥰🥰

[@JamesLeeBuzz]

I hope Chrissy cums back more often! He was so fucking funny with Ian and Jordan! 😂😂😂

[@LiquidDaylight]

@BeinIanPod ​ I'm new this particular podcast scene; I had a pretty good fe1lling that this'd be a good ep after looking over the history: this beat Jim Norton for me (which I will watch inevitably amongst a plethora of others) Also, I'm the 69th like 😁🥳😝

[@LiquidDaylight]

I'm new this particular podcast scene; I had a pretty good fe1lling that this'd be a good ep after looking over the history: this beat Jim Norton for me (which I will watch inevitably amongst a plethora of others) Also, I'm the 69th like 😁🥳😝

[@imnotbenavery9220]

As a mostly negative person Ian’s energy is something I need more of in my life

[@fuckfacestein]

It’s a coping mechanism for deep and unrelenting emotional pain

[@automaticwriting4220]

Don’t worry, Ian’s actually like that too.

[@josef2012]

We needs a Jordan Journey segment every episode, please+thanks.

[@tomfitzpatrick3656]

The first episode should be “Chrissy construction” with Ian and Jordan. Build Delilah a tree Fort.

[@anthonybogus5688]

First 10 min of this podcast is LITERALLY the longest I’ve EVER seen Ian be quiet lol Jordan is good for Ian.

[@nicholasgennuso3454]

Yup def you two teaching Chrissy Carpenter mini series

[@BeinIanPod]

Coming soon! 😂😂

[@pravkdey]

@@BeinIanPod pls make Ian dress like the village people *and Chris

[@cameronbost7100]

That thing that Chris Distefano said at the end about relationships, the advice that he got from his father, that’s some real good shit right there

[@stfhji]

Jordan telling Chris YOU'RE HOT is so bold 😂 she ain't lying

[@priorsproductions2426]

I love finding a new podcast for chris to share his love of intermittent fasting with

[@CAPSTRES]

I sing the opening song, loud, every time.

[@tambob82]

Would be rude not to.

[@BeinIanPod]

Yes!!!!

[@ty2k]

This could have been three hours. Time flies when you've got ol Chrissy Charisma on the pod.

[@Axeldiedtimeago]

This theme song makes me want to mourn my imaginary late wife and deal with the stress of raising my imaginary 3 daughters.

[@TFBx]

R.I.P. to your wife. How old are your daughters?

[@fredychicano654]

DMT is a hell of a drug

[@josef2012]

It's a wild ride.

[@easelove]

RIP CHERYLL

[@jenniferpennypacker3185]

They take after their mother in that respect

[@GG256_]

BI is officially the best internet podcast. CT ended, and I thought MSSP would take it until Ian came out swinging haymakers. I abbreviate things because I'm gay

[@josephscarborough8888]

Harland highway is pretty great too. Also, gay.

[@snesleywipessqueegeeservices]

Fully gay too. There's a little sexpot who is cool AF (little clue there) and a kind if monkey-boy who thinks he's Dracula tryna revive the late 70s chat show. They are a little addled but maybe worth a look? They're (sort of) trying.

[@ammoboxtv8560]

Not a mmmgoodboy barely a dawg

[@VS666]

Don't get me wrong I like this podcast a lot but it has nothing on mssp

[@reedbruv2638]

I was gonna call you gay but then you did it thanks

[@Ugfromumantman]

I would love to see Harlan Williams on this show

[@April_flowers483]

Woah there, guy

[@WKRP187]

Guy, are you cereal!?

[@MaTTheWish]

This podcast just got chaotic! Chrissy on FIRE.

[@slayskool1964]

A "Staten Island Baptism" sounds dirty.

[@GlizzieMcGuire]

fr sounds like a gang rape where i would need a tetanus shot afterwards

[@ricvondutch5715]

im only a couple weeks sober but ive been binging this pod the whole time bc it rules seeing two sober people smiling and having fun together so thank u

[@drduke10978]

Hope everything goes well, enjoy the "new you" deep dive, it can be a lot of fun.

[@KP-gc7fd]

nobody asked

[@ricvondutch5715]

@@KP-gc7fd my bad can you do me a quick favor and point me to any single comment on this video that was asked for ? If not, no worries 🫂

[@6Poppy_Sicle]

@@KP-gc7fd 😂Hey Quick Draw McGraw, took you a mere FIVE MONTHS to come up with that snappy response but you posted it anyway. Guessing thats progress for you so, um - maybe work on that

[@KP-gc7fd]

@@6Poppy_Sicle this is the most retarded take ive seen in a while, do u think i first watched the video and then waited 5 months to respond?

[@tuckergiberson2482]

I'm mad excited for this episode

[@BeinIanPod]

Us too!!

Best thing about being Ian w/ Jordan? Jordan!😘

[@user-pt1kj5uw3b]

You guys should definitely build a tree house for Chris' kids

[@harrietmcclouddd]

I def wanna see this treehouse carpentry comedy show

[@WalkingPaceWP]

Love that Chris is on a podcast with 500 views. That's exclusive content right there.

[@Zwitschi]

Heck yeah! It's on!! This is gonna be a heater, excited for some crazy!

[@mbryant4525]

Chrissy’s new hair really brought him back to life

[@MNizamee]

You mean... Chrissy New Hair?

[@patriciaconlan6413]

Yous twos talkin bout Chrissy Hairdoos?

[@kdarbinian4457]

lol!

[@Kazciatarr]

You guys have to film you two teaching Recine and Chris how to do carpentry i NEED that in my life

[@00nsqo]

Love the energy and how genuine the episodes are. This Somehow brings something fresh amidst all the other podcasts out there.

[@Stefan-rd2kb]

Chris, Jordan - please make that show. I, and millions of others need it

[@shealynmcmahon9430]

IAN! The intro is so amazing! I’m obsessed

[@tomfitzpatrick3656]

Great episode. Thanks guys.

[@kasey_price]

Wait yall should seriously do this video series. The only way I learn is if I’m being entertained and the construction show with Jordan sounds like a great ideaaa

[@MutualOutlook]

Loved this pod was laughing all the way through 🎉

[@Sparko78]

I love you Jordan and Ian! And Chrissy!

[@eduardoc8296]

Jordan showing Chris how to do build things would make such a great web series

[@dot_t]

I love this podcast! You guys always make me laugh and Chrissy D is just an awesome bonus! Thanks so much! ❤️✨

[@michaelbsquire]

Love this Pod found it via anything Mike Recine does and it's brilliant

[@pucz8215]

There isn’t an author in history that could create a character as tragic as Jordan

[@DerekOfRivia]

It's not that bad.

[@nikolarossova3932]

I relate so much with her!! .. guess that makes me sad too

[@christianmaas8934]

She kills, she's a great comic

[@pucz8215]

@@christianmaas8934 do you listen to her on mute?

[@christianmaas8934]

@@pucz8215 wooow big guy with the jokes, you're hilarious....you should try standup, maybe you'll do well like she did on her recent late night stand up show

[@gtscott22]

i haven't started this yet but i know this will be the most talking over each other obnoxious podcast out there

[@BeinIanPod]

We’re #1 baby!

[@investigationsofadog]

Missing Bert Krieshler

[@roleat]

And yet somehow it works

[@torstrasburg8289]

Extra points for having Please Kill Me in the bookshelf.

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Great book, hopefully Ian read it bc he gets punk/HC history facts wrong sometimes. (Example, he claims band Madball got name from 80s kid's toy...but they're actually named after old-school NYC slang for a homemade weapon of pool ball put into a sock aka "a Madball")

[@trendybistro]

The best set this side of AYG, hit that horn Ian!

[@jakesmall3454]

Lmao. “Blow the horn, you don’t mean it” 😂

[@cassidythecarpenter6497]

As a Carpenter in residential - can confirm, plenty of housewives getting their cheeks clapped 🎉

[@roleat]

How rude

[@HeavyThoughts666]

I love you Ian!

[@marcelwaddell6290]

Second episode into this podcast. Whoever edits this, is on fucking point. 👍🏿

[@Middle.Earth.Crisis]

God bless these babes.

[@briccs3830]

I love you Jordan!

[@pravkdey]

Thank God I was starting to have straight thoughts

[@meghanxox]

“We both have two things in common, we both hate me” 😂

[@aeskeets]

If I go to Boston Calling and see the Lumineers set, I'm going to aggressively yell "BEIN IAN!!!" between each song.

[@mikeyrocks8664]

I love you all. And Chrissy, I’m a construction worker, used to frame houses. Trust me your job is better and also, not everyone can be everything. You’re hilarious my dude and that works for you!

[@ykita151290]

Chaos + Chaos. Loved it

[@jhebohnrene8077]

Love these wonderful genuine gorgeous humans so much!! So vibing together 👌🏼 Chris’s hands makin me …. 🫣🫠🤤

[@MrJol420]

I used to LOVE history Hyenas. Probally the hardest I ever grieved after losing a pod lol. Chrissy show and Yannis I just can't watch their solo stuff idk why... thanks for having him on , blast from the past. hope he's done with the LA and tv world. Sounds. Miserable.

[@DopeEd]

lol i love that jordan instinctually hisses at ian giving her a compliment and a hug

[@unknown-or5lm]

I'm tiling a shower as I listen to this, get me on the crew!

[@justinrogers746]

Jordan Journey = Greatness

[@erikRowdy]

I love you jordan and ian and chris and ethan

[@e.dupree]

and i love you

[@devanpitts3799]

Thank God Chrissy came on our I would've never known how awesome this podcast is

[@skullfux1321]

Everytime they mention producer Ethan my brain sings "i could be your Ethan babbbyyy" 😂 i feel like our name was super popular for like 2 years in the late 90's then fell off the map entirely lol

[@30adamh]

this is 5 months old as I watch it. how is there still no show with Chris, Jordan, and Ian building a treehouse?

[@SlayerTomentor]

Holy type 3 combined ADHD batman 👏🏼🙌🏼😅 this is fucking awesome!!

[@lesliehoyt5301]

This is the first time I have seen or heard of this channel I was so distracted by Ian’s leg movements I couldn’t watch~ I did listen though ~ good stuff!

[@DEST-PMA]

Love the Flatspot shot out!

[@thetremulant]

Ian saying "sup freak" had me fuckin DYING 💀💀💀💀

[@tomfitzpatrick3656]

Jordan deserves a little more than just “with Jordan”. Agreed?

[@Jo-sv6uw]

Ian lifting his legs to show his rolled cuffs like "come on, look at mine!" is hilarious

[@Colin5Meadow3]

43:42 Jordan saying you're screaming was hilarious

[@Swagch]

This is good.

[@joshuamcgovern6587]

oh boy another episode I'm so gay

[@slightlycrippled2]

Ari shaffir skeptic tank theme song WAS stuck in my head . ...... Now it's Bein Ian . Damnit . Diggin the podcast , of course with Jordan

[@Ken.rodriguez_]

Love y’all Croquetas and kisses from Florida! 🎈

[@paigekostanecki214]

First pod where Chrissy wasn't the most chaotic one

[@kubatomczyk1801]

That's a good one.

[@Jeremy252]

Goddammit I love this show

[@showtime1285]

Look at....how well its made.Haha:)

[@johnj7096]

Dope theme song

[@masonchandler4269]

Hershey Park represent!!!

[@Norvillescoobs]

That was some Hitchcock level tension when Jordan was hiding the taser and Chris couldn’t figure out the ghostbusters gun

[@IosefDzhugashvili]

consider putting the guests name in the thumbnail - the title is too long to read (it gets cut off) so it looks like your guest is Chris Carpenter

[@MrJol420]

@43:07 lol pre-fab is grown up Legos. Dog anyone can build ikea style cabinets.

[@Gnmar2723]

Damn, last 15 minutes is free therapy lol

[@Ratigun]

I wish this was like 2 years ago. It would have been way more chaotic.

[@insideoutmua9648]

This intro song makes me wish it was on Spotify😂 🎶”bein’ iannnnn”🎶

[@Retarded_Cat]

FUCK YEAH DUDE THAT RULES!!!

[@JBGC916]

Me n Ian w/ Jordan. CHANGE IT NOW!

[@tambob82]

You solved it!!!

[@Jack-km7qz]

I have a crush on Jordan. This cast rules. Ian is insane.

[@BeinIanPod]

Ayyyy 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[@jimr9499]

Jordan, too, is rather insane. Also, I too, have a crush on Jordan. I never in my life thought that I would want to have sex with someone who could do drywall.

[@specialk3357]

2nd watch and still wonderful. Ian and Jordan, so glad that you guys are going straight to the top! A sewer rat I will always be lol.

[@saucysedanetwork]

Yessss CHRISSY CHAOSSSSS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 GREATTTTT EPISODEEEEEE🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@capone609]

I appreciate Ian listening to ever told him to hammer a bunch of commercials in his clips …enjoy the $$$$

[@kellyinCT09]

Jordan-"I'M Leonard Cohen!" Chrissy- "Yes, let's get back to my rape conversation." Later: Ian-"You're hard to peg...cuz you're also into that." 😂😂😂 y'all are hilarious

[@tacticalturtleneck]

Does anyone know the name of the song in the end?

[@LudicrousBarchart]

If someone could straighten the first cigarette in the menorah that would really help me out right now.

[@gingerleaf707]

Damn, that proton pack

[@TheBobbyG72]

Shout out to Ithaca and Asia Cuisine! I'll be at the show!

[@OkieDokieSmokie]

It’s nice knowing Ian spent all of that patreon money on the equivalent of a dollar store lightsaber

[@gillisthom]

Typo in the title, should be "Me 'n Ian"

[@beebop90]

Chris looks like he feels good all the time.

[@ReallyBigBrother]

41:51 if they don’t double down on this they’re TRIPPPIN

[@thepohCv]

For the alg. Yay Chris