Being a Jerk in Fallout 3

All the choices you didn't make in your playthrough of Fallout 3.
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[@Megadeth7811]

Blowing up Megaton doesn't even come close to the sardonic cruelty of killing Dogmeat like that.

[@carneirouece]

....

[@FromEonsAgo]

:(((((

[@TheMad808]

fr

[@shrekboss95]

i agree

[@Hackaman]

Man had to do what was necessary for sustenance ;)

[@protonjones54]

"It's a slave collar. I sold your dumbass for caps" 😂😂😂😂

[@Daydy377]

[Caesar likes that]

[@carloscatarino7890]

Lol and no loss of Karma. it's like the game saying "You know what, screw this, I don't care anymore"

[@nightraid998]

Poor little Bryan can’t catch a break lmao

[@Carlos-fp1ty]

"You son a bitch! How could you do this too me?" had me laughing 🤣

[@ludwikzamenhof3674]

@@carloscatarino7890 You get the karma loss when you talk to Eulogy Jones and tell him you're going to sell the kid

[@ansarullah2005]

impersonating the mechanist and charging for autographs is the funniest shit ever

[@slitherthewizardofwither6959]

Time stamp please

[@ansarullah2005]

@@slitherthewizardofwither6959 2:32

[@yxrackman2397]

Respect the hustle

[@slitherthewizardofwither6959]

@@ansarullah2005 thanks

[@Royalscriber5633]

"Here's your autograph kid now dance" pulls out a gun and starts firing 😅

[@Pointepique]

The part with the old guy falling on explosives just after you gave him hope was hysterical

[@Swam0811]

Love that part 🤣

[@blikxy6043]

"You've gained karma" followed by "Critical hit" 💀

[@Nocturnal194]

“Fine. Let’s all burn in Hell, then.” Bro is the ultimate menace

[@Wanderer21766]

The epitome of gigachad.

[@sithmaster4305]

"You're inhuman I won't forget this..." Proceeds to absolutely fuck all for the rest of the story, and dlc.

[@The_Lucent_Archangel]

That part really hits when you remember she helped deliver the Lone Wanderer into the world. But yeah, she never mentions that again later even if you pester her in the Citadel.

[@Deadflower20xx]

@@The_Lucent_Archangel Honestly still a cool detail if you go about this weird route lol. I didn't really expect any dialogue or for the guy to be killable so that was cool to see.

[@Downtown420]

You killed him!

[@brucewayne799]

I hate Dr. Li she is a cunt wish we could kill her

[@brucewayne799]

Wish we could kill Dr li

[@serlistogiette4168]

Holy shit I never heard Moira break character before I thought she was just kinda "childish". Also I like how you instigate with Dusk then you go back and tell her you're tired of HER shit lmaooo

[@kj4ilk]

dusk the pretty sounding female

[@adamsinclair1959]

Even when they're funny, the evil options kind of hit harder in Fallout 3 than in most other games. There's just such an oppressive and bleak atmosphere to the whole game that going around and making things worse for the characters feels wrong somehow. I think that's what Fallout 3 has going for it despite its limitations, it conveys how horrific and dark the world of Fallout is better than any other game in the series.

[@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi]

I mean thats what makes a roleplaying game, unlike COD 4 or COD 76. Though im sure the originals were equally dark if not more so, I have to play those sometime.

[@AlyxxTheRat]

The originals also do a great job at it. I think the series as a whole is about keeping hope alive in a world that has lost it.

[@otroweonllamadoseba]

@@AlyxxTheRat New Vegas wasn't that dark most of the time. And i know you don't have this manny chances to be evil.

[@wind2536]

@@otroweonllamadoseba it's actually somewhat difficult to be evil in NV.

[@mangosteak]

@@wind2536 You can go ahead and kill everyoney help out the legion, poison NCR farmer crops, take away westsides water supply, arm Helios Ones defense system, sell people into slavery, buy slaves and tell them to run without getting rid of their bombs, Nuke 2 nations, execute every companion in the siera madre, help to turne a whole tribe to cannibalism, deliever clore gas and weapons to a casino, destroy a whole bunker, sabotage the bright followers, let boon kill the wrong person, masacre jacobs town, take the caps from.jacobs town and then kill the mercs anyway, cruzify benny, sabotage the kings, give radioactive supploes to a refugee camp, drop radioactive waste onto a settlement of people, fuck with that 1 ghule ranger by getting him killed by the NCR soldiers. Rig a radio to explode to kill an Ncr ranger, sabotage the Monorail, help a centurion of cesars legion to escape, give up goodsprings to the powder gangers, sell arcade ganon to Cesar, to the white glove society and the last thing I can think of is lying to doc mitchell to get medical supplies just to straight up killing everyone you see. Blow up hoover dam

[@Kyur.]

Even if I were a total scum, I'd still recruit Dogmeat.

[@t2av159]

I'd eat dog meat if I could

[@thatghost]

@@t2av159 jeffery...

[@insensitive919]

And he would always wag his tail when you came home...

[@offtherailscunt]

I'd skin him alive like the Chinese, simple as.

[@rabbidguarddog]

Ooooh yes dogmeat loves you no matter what kind of monster you become....now please don't hurt my family!

[@ghostrat1562]

“SAY HELLO TO THE KNEECAPPER!” Gets his knees capped tf up

[@jadenzombieslayer1569]

11:49

[@HaunterHax23]

No matter what I can never seem to get bored of this game and after all these years it's still my favorite

[@nai3346]

I remember being blown away when I played it, no other open world games ever amazed me like this except for New Vegas

[@conformistbastard9842]

Fallout 3 though?

[@codexmachina1358]

Ok, gigachad

[@Chuked]

Its awful yet i love it to pieces.. Thank you Fallout 3 for the wonderful memories

[@fruitypeebils]

it was my favorite game growing up, but every time i try to replay it nowadays i just start thinking "i should probably just play new vegas again"

[@joharakiri]

Dogmeat was cruel but the saddest part for me was Uncle Leo hands down

[@hzkl]

he didn't even mad 😢

[@drugsforhugs7106]

Yeah he just accepted it

[@icelandiccubicle3418]

There is a special rung in hell reserved for those who are mean to Uncle Leo.

[@chock1ng]

21:39 “it’s a slave collar I sold your dumb ass for some caps” ☠️your character is a menace

[@jonathanevans3853]

Murders megaton, Blows up Megaton, infests ten penny tower with ghouls, kills ghouls in ten penny tower, bullies little lamp light, helps the pitt raiders, blows up brotherhood base, sides with the enclave at project purity. Still beats the games with ' last best hope for the wasteland' by using the infinite scrap glitch for infinite good karma

[@rudolfantlerofficial]

Helping Ashur is the good ending to The Pitt.

[@Royalscriber5633]

The only thing I did differently is straight up kill the ghouls harassing Teppenny Tower. I prefer to live there with humans than zombies which means I fit right in 😂 Don't hate ghouls. Just don't want them to be the only people I see where I live

[@AbyssalPlague]

I'm just saying, Uncle Leo is just too precious to be rude to.

[@TheOne-oo6fq]

Agreed. When he said to give the clothes to someone who needs it i almost teared up.

[@yapyapthedestroyer2562]

Anyone else feel sad for fawkes as well? Especially when he says that he has no one else anymore, and that final goodbye.

[@baenbaen7398]

“JERRY! HELLO!”

[@chintoki]

Yeah. I don't like being evil towards animals like Dogmeat and Uncle Leo..

[@AmalekIsComing]

​@@chintokislave morality

[@Pirouyy]

Did all these things, but never managed to be truely mean to Uncle Lee, this guy is just a saint.

[@ghostinfinity90]

That tranquility lane part 💀🤣

[@ntmfalloutproductions4713]

yo holy shit XD

[@Joshua.Graham]

Bro I’m dead

[@carloscatarino7890]

Pure gold xD

[@joemc1678]

Lol

[@Thaligamathor]

Fawkes and Bob the talking tree....unforgivable

[@justintidwell2717]

Tree is named Harold

[@Thaligamathor]

@@justintidwell2717 breaks my heart for harold even more! 💔 #Hands4harold

[@yapyapthedestroyer2562]

The way fawkes seemed so heartbroken when he realizes his “friend” was a big douche is pretty sad. But at least it only depends on how the player chooses to be, and most like fawkes as a companion.

[@itdobelikedattho8112]

@@justintidwell2717 no his name is Wise Mystical Tree

[@Natsukiisbest]

i absolutely love doing an evil playthrough, but fawkes is just too cool!

[@jordiharris4504]

When you sent that dead woman down the slide....... 🤣🤣🤣

[@jloran244]

Uncle Leo one was just too cruel, actually made me tear up.

[@bobby4500]

the part with the child slaver is just so evil and bad, damn

[@SMGJohn]

This was really the last Bethesda game were the writers actually had freedom to write stuff like this in, when I replayed Fallout 3 after years, I was surprised how similar in tone it is to Fallout 1, just crippling depressive and empty, plenty of brutal moments, even if you are nice its a small gesture in a cruel world.

[@938oooo]

Fallout new Vegas?

[@huellbabineaux7433]

@@938oooo he said bethesda

[@gabrielfmm]

@@huellbabineaux7433 There's always that "WuT AboUT NeW VEgaS" type.

[@hub_1.15]

@@938oooo read the comment again

[@otroweonllamadoseba]

@@938oooo it's not really that dark. You get this manny chances to be a bad person.

[@sErgEantaEgis12]

Boomers: "Video games make kids violent!" Me: "I am physically unable to pick the mean options in video games."

[@Flinch9000]

Someone who shares my sentiment when playing the older games

[@ASAP_Kenny]

Shooting at the kid after he spent his eating money on a fake autograph is so fucking funny

[@prestongarvey4259]

I could never act like a jerk, no matter how many playthroughs, shit breaks my heart to be generally a nasty ass person to someone else, I'll never understand it.

[@Thaligamathor]

Ditto. Even the game pikmin. You gotta command 100 little dudes who love to go where they not supposed to.

[@PointlessRhetoric]

Chiming in here I also have that problem. I can't tell you how many times I've accidentally killed an NPC and seriously felt guilty about it.

[@marchfast8291]

I know, it goes against everything I believe in. Glad to see others are the same way.

[@mikeshepard2024]

Even in "bad" playthroughs I try to do the good thing in quests

[@SMGJohn]

@@Thaligamathor Bruh

[@breathofwind6083]

What the game considers being a jerk: -Killing innocent people:No -Stealing:No -Punching a homeless:No -Do not sacrifice yourself on the ending,instead of that sending a ghoul or a mutant that are both immune agaisn't radiations: YES

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

Darn blasted Bethesda writers! >.

[@chintoki]

Punching homeless is a good thing even in real life.

[@saynotothemeta993]

​@@chintoki based

[@hunterxgirl]

Those were the time... Now the best player can do in a Fallout game is being a sarcastic smart ass.🙃

[@codexmachina1358]

My unfortunate esl friend

[@nafinbong9222]

Fallout 3 you can tell dogmeat you’re going to eat him and kill him. In fallout 4 you can only call him a mutt and then take him as a companion against your will because he has tiny plot armor for a single quest.

[@Xperto_]

In Fallout 4 you play as a redditor

[@hunterxgirl]

@@Xperto_ **Thanks for the caps kind stranger**

[@B3rz_]

Tell me you haven't seen his jerk vids for the later Fallout games without telling me you haven't seen his jerk vids for the later Fallout games Haha, jerk vids...

[@Valdivia1115]

Lmao that flashback when Bryan says he was going to go back home to bury his dad.

[@venicec3310]

Really had me weak lol

[@brucewayne7323]

13:54 kid crying always gets me everytime

[@romanrobles333]

The part where he started crying when she was going down the slide

[@stevenswapp4768]

I love how consistent this is within the game. In keeping with the classic Fallout freedom, of course, but it fits like a cold, heartless glove.

[@jesselenix]

Killing Garza and the other doctor like that is something I can clearly picture in a movie 😭 with li pressing the issue like she is here and then the lone wanderer rolling his eyes, walking toward Garza and just straight up killing him and then saying “there, no reason to be hanging around anymore is there? Now move it” that’s just so fucked up on a different level lmfao

[@watchulookinat271]

Oh god yes the Being a Jerk series must make a comeback!!

[@nicbahtin4774]

You missed the part where you feed everyone in tinpiny tower to the ghouls

[@azfar7236]

Funny enough i did that on my first playthrough and thought it was good to have the ghouls and the residents get along together

[@nicbahtin4774]

@@azfar7236 Still don't know how 3 ghouls got rid of several dozen residents and their armed gaurds

[@Nightweaver1]

Leading Bumble to the child slaver... that's pretty dark even for me. I can take killing Bob with fire, I can even take insulting and abandoning Fawkes, but that one is pretty messed up.

[@DestroyerOfSense000]

But they're just going on an adventure!

[@batsdarkprime9462]

Honestly even for my evil play through I plan on being nice to little lamplighters, they got enough to deal with and Humble reminds me of my niece so I can't bring myself to do that.

[@Hewasnumber1]

I was rubbing my hands together whilst cackling maniacally the whole exchange. Evil karma playthroughs change you, man.

[@HaxtonSale4040]

Bro I thought she was just a punk or raider until I looked down and in green subtitles "Child Slaver" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Royalscriber5633]

Once you embrace the dark the shadows behind every light spread further till the light is but a distant star. Killing, stealing from, and abusing those that understand the possibilities within the wasteland is one evil but doing so to those who've yet to understand the meanings behind corrupted intentions is a step beyond the line. When all is said done ask yourself was it really worth it? In a game you might say yes because it's...just a game...right?...right?

[@ThePuff_]

The way the robot fell had me crackin up 🤣🤣🤣

[@bloodsplat]

bro ive laughed sm times at it

[@Milo-sb4qz]

“I need to bury my papa anyway.” Then shows his head nailed to the wall😂

[@looseonthemoose]

“Say hello to the kneecapper!” Gets Kneecapped ROFL

[@Hungydungy99]

Man the lone wanderer was a savage in fallout 3 it’s dark humor at its finest 😂

[@PerryNoydicus]

holy shit i completely lost it when he dragged the body up the slide

[@justinnavarro2778]

I lost it when Mr. Lopez got yeeted off by the landmines on the way down 🤣🤣

[@HamanKarn567]

I knew about a lot of these but didn't realize how far you could go in some situations.

[@feluto7172]

The land mines just never get old

[@DrunkBubblee]

Omg these evil options are something else 💀

[@YungFabz]

Draggin the dead body on the floor and placing the booze next to it 🤣

[@anonymous-cf2px]

At least he didn't kill uncle Leo. I feel bad for Leo he is probably the nicest person/mutant in fallout.

[@xyhmo]

You roasted dogmeat. Too much, man.

[@BURGATRON]

Lol! Brian wilks just can't catch a break

[@Suicynic]

Even though it’s fiction, the suspension of any shred of empathy was difficult to watch.

[@anthemanatheme1638]

There's being a jerk, and then there's killing dogmeat.

[@Abelius]

I had a colleague at work that was absolutely ecstatic when he found out this game was going to be released. I didn't know about Fallout back then, even though I've been playing games since the eighties. And man, he was right to be excited. They don't make games like this anymore.

[@AK-vj9uu]

5:00, "you killed him"...........Boom. Shit's hilarious, gave me a good laugh for few minutes.

[@loneokami6560]

Bro i need to replay Fallout 3 as the most holesome and kind guy ever after this video

[@youtubiu]

great video, didn't knew about a lot of those interactions. it goes to show that even tough the main questline wasn't that good, the side quests and those extra details and options really made Fallout 3 shine

[@Lajos_Kelemen]

I gotta say, you can do some evil shit in New Vegas, but in 3 you can be the devil itself.

[@drugsforhugs7106]

The super mutants in this game had a showing like no other fallout game with the badass behemoths, overlords, and super mutants that you actually care for like Fawks and Uncle Leo. Fallout 3 was all the super mutants prime

[@snuffydog8153]

*Burns Harold alive listening to his disturbing screams* Haha I’m such a jerk.

[@olivercharles2930]

Nukes a whole town of innocent people Haha I am such a meanie

[@devilish6878]

10:40 Dude is totally Jerry from Rick and Morty 😂

[@savagepanda8458]

The guy’s absolute bewilderment to why you just destroyed his robot for literally no reason is hilarious.

[@anonymous-cf2px]

Oml bumble, even that is so cruel man I can't believe they put that into the game

[@seanbrown2589]

- Blows up a city "Jeez what a jerk"

[@zacoman2225]

The super mutant arriving and saying "HAHA THERE YOU ARE!!" and killing Red was comedy gold 😆🤣

[@salvatorecorleone1008]

Look you can blow up a city, that I can forgive, but don’t be mean to Dogmeat.

[@kappykrunch4624]

15:32 you shit talked her to death. 10/10

[@холикальциферол]

Only unconscious

[@VvvnimaL]

2:58 is that the same chick that asks you to do that in megaton and she's a ghoul now because you blew it up?

[@demon-king7726]

yep

[@TiomesTheOne]

Chick? It's freaking Moira Brown that you're talking about, dude. The most irritating yet sweet early-longquest-giver in Bethesda games.

[@patches2221]

Been loving this channel for years

[@AwesomeDude799]

Alright, enslaving that little girl was a step too far. 😂😭

[@olivercharles2930]

Worse than nuking a whole town??

[@irradiatedbloodbath]

@@olivercharles2930 at least they died instantly

[@JustinLT212]

@@olivercharles2930in terms of fate? Yes 100% the towns death was pretty much instant most wouldn’t be rewarded such luck in the wasteland to have an instant death. The slavery of the girl on the other hand was straight up heinous whole lifetime of slaving for raiders that is not a fate anyone should have

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

It’s so weird how different morality was in each Fallout game. Fallout 3 was comic book morality, Fallout 4 was completely ambiguous, Fallout New Vegas was somewhere in between.

[@TiomesTheOne]

Fallout 4 didn't feel moral at all. If no one knows/ reacts to your actions in every other town / location, it feels fake. It make seems like your action are meaningless. Even the ending is the same ending for every faction: boom. Better gameplay tho. Fallout 3: I won't say comic book. It takes much inspiration from the darkness of F1 and the quirkiness of Fallout 2. New Vegas is the one with very serious and ambitious dialogue. It's the only one with the "Wild Wasteland" perk, because if can ruin the tone if you're in for a serious and immersive blind playtrough.

[@kinyon2555]

I forgot just how messed up you could be in fallout 3

[@LupusGelos]

When rescuing Red and her friend, its possible to tell them to follow you, and simply just never lead them back home. I take the "long way" back, via the entire main quest line 😂.

[@PuellaMagiHomuraAkemi]

adventure time???? :333

[@rykerz105]

Free followers😆

[@troletrain]

When you were a jerk to Dogmeat, I felt that.

[@TheOzoneLayerHatesMe]

yum he was tasty

[@davidemascia3432]

Moira really doesn’t give two shit about having the most dangerous person in town 💀 she was throwing shades

[@goblintacos88]

In the words of Rick James (Dave Chappelle): "Collddd Bloodeedddd!" LMFAO!

[@romanrobles333]

“Mom it’s my turn on the slide”

[@mineboss3763]

Damn I almost always never blow up Megaton whenever I start a new file and it surprises me that Moria is that serious when you first meet her in the Museum of History.

[@The_Lucent_Archangel]

Really needed the optional bit of telling Moira you're going to finish the job and she just says, "Wait, what?"

[@chilchuck.]

Seeing Moira Brown make me feel so fucking owfull, ik she is kinda anoying but her goals make her a good person, I just can't look at her second life, and she look even more horrifying than other npc ghouls

[@Nightweaver1]

That's because she's fresh. She hasn't had the decades and centuries to scarify and scabify.

[@chilchuck.]

@@Nightweaver1 kinda make sense but I still can't stand looking at the path of destroying megaton

[@niilo-222]

6:46 i spurted my drink all over my monitor :,D

[@danoka29]

But you did save Fawkes so you weren't that bad

[@Winabagel23]

For whom the notification bell tolls

[@Ma1q444]

Jcole

[@GothicFoxglove]

"It tolls for thee"

[@idkbad694]

I came here from my recommended videos somehow

[@egoist.selfish.42]

incredible ...I heard all the time "day that never comes" u r smart., 👍👏

[@chriswhitegang]

this song was already turnt but here’s a bell

[@Hewasnumber1]

1:11 Okay, now this is just too far. Murder, maim, enslave, whatever, but killing Dogmeat reserves you a special place in hell.

[@texican512]

I couldn’t feel bad for Amata or the vault 101 residents who don’t give a damn about you. All Amata did is use you to her benefit and once you’re done helping her quest she just banned you out of the vault once she becomes overseer. The hell with them they deserved it

[@georgeoldsterd8994]

But she wanted to open the Vault, so if you sided with her rebels, you could actually find her and a few others traveling the wasteland.

[@sketch-R]

I mean would've been even more jerky to blow up the citadel but I could not stop laughing at the excessive use of frag mines.

[@samuelwright7270]

Grilling hotdogs 1:27

[@Dykinator]

I have no words after watching you burn Dogmeat and then eat him WTF LMAOOO And I fucking DIED when you were dragging Pat's corpse and took her up the slide omg. Brauns watching like 👁👄👁

[@The_Lucent_Archangel]

Also give it up for Lopez at the end. He actually had one tiny segment of HP left after that drop and getting yeeted across the Potomac.

[@sarinat3101]

Li: "You monster! How could you do that to him??" Jerk: No reason to hang around now, is there? Other guy: You killed him! Jerk: WHAM!!

[@Momonga_9]

The talking tree and the part where you tell the kid that you sold him for some caps had me cracking up a lot

[@RevanBC]

How far we've strayed from the path of great games

[@EliEika]

Only felt bad for Fawkes

[@oujimandias6485]

"You ready to go on the Adventure Express?" now where I have heard it before... someone with an island. Ooh! Far Harbor? :D

[@RealGabeLogan]

14:00 You are sick dude 😆

[@JustinCage56]

*Give me the damn code!* The way she said that had me rolling for some reason.

[@melodicsatisfactionproductions]

5:00 That cut got me haha🤣🤣 Also at 6:18 I thought you were gonna enslave her but I guess that works too haha

[@KHJAYY08]

BRUHH THAT DOGMEAT ONE TOOK ME OUTTTTT😂😂😂😂😂 I DIDNT EVEN KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT!!!!

[@PointlessRhetoric]

I played through this game a month ago and I literally don't remember any of this. This video really made my day though for the comedic timing, twists and sheer disrespect.

[@darthhavokk701]

4:45 - 5:01 Had to cover my face from the suppressed laughter at work 🤣

[@elvinmashele6732]

Damn you did dogmeat like that now thats cruel more then creul

[@Black_Dragon_Studios]

The scene with uncle Leo was sad, considering the fact that he's also I. New vegas

I love how he places mines where people are gonna end up