Being a Jerk in Fallout: New Vegas (Remastered)

All the choices you didn't make in your playthrough of Fallout: New Vegas. A new and improved version of a previous video, redone with way more footage and not recorded on a potato.
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[@FadedOxide]

7:40 "It's not my fault your tribe blows up everyone who comes close" funny af but courier has a point

[@aquatickyle]

lol i love how he gains nothing from that too, he just wanted to watch it happen XD

[@ovengrease0128]

Jack:"I wish we’d blown you up! I wish you were dead! Just leave me alone!"

[@youraveragebinchicken6807]

@@aquatickyle he just wanted to prove his point lmao

[@Gun_Metal_Grey]

I WISH WE'D BLOWN YOU UP!!!!!111!!!! >:(

[@XXXTENTAClON227]

Facts , I remember thinking it was cruel af when I got the option but then I realized that they’ve undoubtedly slaughtered many innocent people with their indiscriminate bombing , if they just had the awareness to note that one girl isn’t going to kill them all then it wouldn’t of happened

[@Adam_X78]

“What the fuck are you doing? my brother died at the battle of Hoover dam. You’re desecrating a war memorial” “ I missed the part where that’s my problem”

[@Iron_Arnie]

You are such a boy scout, Kowalski

[@aceskeletonne7446]

im gonna put some dirt in your eye

[@tucolucious7128]

Look at little NCR junior. Gonna cry ?

[@jakixs]

You'll get your respect when you fix this damn dOOr!

[@ReTracedInAir]

a war memorial in a place where majority of the people want them gone lol

[@xxbullriderkillx9301]

2:19 "I just pulled the pin out of somebody's grenade" "Man, I can't wait to see the look on his face 😀"

[@Assassino275]

Spot on

[@gordonfreemansupremacy3629]

He somehow yells as he is turned into a steak for a ghoul

[@theorangegremlin334]

I always hated that guy for that line thinking first degree murder is funny as a prank and not for copious amounts of caps

[@recordbum]

Couldn't stop laughing

[@youraveragebinchicken6807]

i love how veronica thinks she can take on a guy who just murdered every brotherhood of steel soldier in their own bunker.

[@Epoxydeable]

She doesn't. She just knows she would not be able to live with herself if she does nothing

[@jeffbenzos6344]

@@Epoxydeable whoooooshh

[@Epoxydeable]

@@jeffbenzos6344 You've got a brain tumor or something ?

[@hotdogman7442]

@@jeffbenzos6344 I dont think you know how to use whoosh bro

[@jeffbenzos6344]

@@hotdogman7442 whooosh

[@draconicusmathiusanytherio7630]

I lost it at “ it was an accident” when you killed the slave girls mom and brother

[@swagit4174]

What a shame. *lips smack* what a rotten way to die

[@JacquesMesrine94]

*[Lie 200 %]* *_"Trust me, your troubles are over."_*

[@anon3631]

When you you trip but still do 2x 360 noscope with your anti-materiel rifle on hostages.

[@Pie_Romancer]

Your honor, my client pleads "Oopsie Daisies"

[@Alex-ck7hr]

21:10 I love how the trooper tells Rex that "Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter" and then just walks off like he is in immense pain

[@forgetfullplatinum]

When you throw a grenade accidently then after it explodes unhand it pretty cheesy strat when tryna sneak guns into the strips casinos

[@solodolo9450]

He just vents to a random dog and then finds the closest restroom while holding in the meanest shit.

[@maestrofeli4259]

​@@solodolo9450uhhh...NCR sigma grindset?

[@solodolo9450]

@@maestrofeli4259 😂

[@do.notdisturb]

Well the Strip isn’t very far and the dude could’ve just been drunk

[@MrDoyle-ky4he]

Arcade's voice acting for activating Archimedes is so top notch.

[@thewoogs]

The voice actor for Arcade did a great job. So was Veronica's VA as well.

[@Geral454]

​@@thewoogsArcade Gannon VA is the guy who played Shazam

[@jx995]

Most of these are hilarious. A few of these made me feel bad. Such a great game

[@YoutubesaysimCyberbully]

most of them made me feel bad

[@colin5197]

when i was 14 this is how i'd play the game but now i just feel bad lol

[@Masternaldo]

Grow up

[@bigbad836]

Legend of Nibbaheem calm down lol

[@TheEscapePlan01]

@@Masternaldo lmao weak ass troll

[@toetruck1589]

arcade saying "what a shame" after committing murder and JC's face edited onto him was the funniest thing ive seen all day

[@jauhnwilks2114]

Teimstamp?????

[@Mabra51]

He was a good man. _lip smack_ What a rotten way to die.

[@NikitaFlex0]

She was a good woman. What a rotten way to die.

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

2:00 I thought I was seeing things lol

[@johnnyboogalo4897]

Arcade will stay with you as you murder innocents but freaks out over the laser being armed

[@bethbearmacethatguy]

"It was fun. He made a sound like a deflating balloon". Oh my god that's amazing. I freaking lost it.

[@TotallyNotJustCynical]

"Do what you want, I just want to loot the room." Thats the most fallout thing to say and I love it

[@BuffaloCody]

21:12 I'm in tears...The way he just stands there and says that all casual like to the dog and then waddles away like he's on the verge of aggressively shitting himself.

[@Raidxn96]

Lmao that shit is so random 🤣🤣🤣

[@andreibaciu7518]

Arcade must be the companion with the most ways to piss him off ranging from general pettiness to outright malevolence

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

He's not afraid to shoot some poor Wastelander and not think twice, but he gets upset if you power ARCHIMEDES.

[@Last_One_Left]

"This ain't your business, just walk off and forget you saw anything" - Do whatever you want I just want to loot the room "Deal" Funniest shit I've ever heard

[@dustinmcelroy3067]

immediately turns around and fucking wastes them and walks off like gigachads

[@zxylo786]

@@dustinmcelroy3067 Omerta Sigma Grindset

[@kalebmaxwell2640]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hypemugen]

Not funnier than pickle rick i bet

[@giga_chad9]

It’s how fast he says deal and they all just start shooting

[@Eljacob0]

Arcade’s line after being enslaved is easily the best in here.

[@Zoomyi]

Arcade is the funniest character in the game xD

[@rekius328]

In the words of Socrates, "Go fornicate yourself"

[@trueredpanda1538]

​@@Zoomyi even with 5K houers(on PC) I have never actully travled with him. Maybe I shuld do so inn my next playtrough. 🤔

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

@@trueredpanda1538 Arcade can hardcarry early-game with his perk and he gives you the ability to be a walking bunker with Remnants Armor.

[@trueredpanda1538]

@@lordpumpkinhead265 oh! I seen videos about that. So he is the ticket to get the armor? Acutlly thought it was some mod or something. Defintly going to walk the Mojave with Arcade for sure now! 😁 (Just waiting for PC parts I ordered, no fans inn my computer and summer is hot this year. 😅)

[@benlovell9860]

Fallout New Vegas is a masterpiece and this video proves it

[@Ulysses_777]

Facts

[@zacharybailey158]

@@Ulysses_777 Fallout New Vegas>>>>>Fallout 76

[@Ulysses_777]

@@zacharybailey158 aha

[@Anonymouthful]

Its amazing how something like this was achieved in what little time was given while Bethesda just keeps on degrading the series because they know the average Fallout "fan" doesnt really care and will buy their shit regardless..

[@Ulysses_777]

@@Anonymouthful yes.. in my opinion Fallout nv is better than fallout 3 & 4 and of course 76... far better 😄😁

[@LW71715]

21:07 NCR soldier walks up to dog: patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter. Classic fallout new Vegas.

[@karakal420]

lol yes

[@vulpine8458]

He even walks away with a limp like the dog fucked his ass

[@sand5527]

And then the way he limps off, like he's pushing through a crippling injury. 😂 And the fact that, despite that injury, he STILL went out of his way to talk to the dog 🤣

[@aexcezz9573]

Best laugh I’ve had in a while

[@P3rm4frost]

I really appreciate the fact that the world reacts to your evil character and obsidian lets you roleplay as a bad guy throught the game. Really cool that there are so many role play elements in the game

[@lol_work]

16:50 unreal that you gain legion fame from ripping apart a slave child’s teddy bear. This game truly is a masterpiece.

[@Loromir17]

10:36 Damn, that explosion. Absolute movie moment. The dangling corpse is a nice touch.

[@nmazer]

😂😂😂

[@carloscatarino7890]

If only you could imagine the looks people gave me in the train when I started laughing like a maniac to this scene...

[@zzr0368]

6:25 he was so depressed his own brain killed itself before he even got a gun out

[@youraveragebinchicken6807]

7:39 the courier be spitting facts

[@onebottleofwater9487]

I did exactly that and then killed all the Boomers as payback

[@KD--sj8eo]

No he’s not you moron.

[@phatlewt2932]

i let her die the first time because he was annoying as fck, but then i had to redo it 'cause i needed the boomers to like me

[@RinoaAngelwings696]

🤣

[@sicboi80]

These are the kinds of things I could never get myself to do, so thank you for providing this so I can live vicariously through your play through hahaha.

[@MrCaptShadow]

same

[@DestroyerOfSense000]

I kind of alternated between being a paragon of honorable and chivalrous behavior and being a complete psychopath like this, depending on the day.

[@reuben7705]

I'm exactly the same, I always can't help but play a good karma character. Some of these dialogue choices are downright hilarious tho

[@introvertedways6976]

Absolutely agree

[@Shnap1337]

I can't help but be the person Doc Mitchell hoped I would be.

[@TangensROH]

I never play "the evil guy" role in Fallout. I can't imagine myself being an asshole to wastelanders. I always go to very good karma.

[@ThatOneDumbGuyy]

The devs made a good job at giving the NPCs emotion, makes me feel like I'm actually ruining someone's life or fucking with them, hard to do

[@NYCWalIcrawler]

I still want to play a "evil" playthrough but everytime i go to do so i cant help but devolve into a good one again So most of my playthroughs end up being the courier is a good guy, just ignore what happened in goodsprings/primm.

[@zxylo786]

-Typical wholesome 100 NCR sniper playthrough fan.

[@alejandroelluxray5298]

Same bro, I hate being an asshole towards others, specially those in need of help (Although there are certain factions when this doesn't apply *Staring at the Legion and the Gangers*)

[@gordonfreemansupremacy3629]

I always have a somewhat bad rep because I always steal, guess that’s just what happens playing on hard mode.

[@joelfilho2625]

That scene at 24:24 is GREAT. Something straight out of a psychopathic villain's playbook. Fucking EVIL.

[@carloscatarino7890]

This is classic Fallout wickedness and I love every bit of it.

[@michaelcain721]

Voice acting is fucking awful though 😂

[@naylik2562]

great quest and scene, but the chick who voiced the character sucked at it.

[@Blake_Aphra]

I never realized how much of an ass you could end up being in this game! It’s quite remarkable how good the dialogue system and choices are in this game!

[@montgomerycausey9988]

"Do whatever you want, I just want to loot the room"💀💀

[@fushigiman140]

Deal

[@afeefahnab150]

9:49 "It was fun. He made a noise like a deflating balloon." I absolutely love this game. XD

[@Sestrim]

0:14 - Private Kowalski is so shy, he doesn't look you in the eye while giving you a lecture. Until you say the line.

[@MrOreoMan313]

This game was truly a gem. They don’t make games like this anymore, you can either be the saviour of the people or convince people to commit suicide, murder, put people into slavery, or send them into a berserk rage. Nowadays companies are to scared to give you an in-depth bad guy option like this game did.

[@cobaltbluestickman5557]

More proof that this generation became way too soft.

[@konigludwigxiv6925]

@@cobaltbluestickman5557 okay boomer

[@ghosthunter7258]

@@cobaltbluestickman5557 facts

[@ButteryEvolution.]

@@konigludwigxiv6925 Salty gen Z be like:

[@konigludwigxiv6925]

@@ButteryEvolution. I'm 25 years old

[@enigmazero3082]

1:11 I love how unique a situation this in, in just about any other instances, saying anything besides "Alright I'm going" would immediately initiate combat

[@kurtkan5566]

8:51 is one of the sole reasons this game is absolutely golden

[@dino3965]

13:20 the gunshot had me dead, very slapstick

[@Bobbyjoe4511]

15:53 "You think I'm going to be easy, huh? Come get some, asshole!" One punch to the face is all it took 😂

[@Skittledittle68]

Dropped like a bag of potatoes

[@4256Dante]

🤣🤣🤣 lmao

[@johnmccall4528]

This isn't being a jerk. This is more like being a sociopath.

[@JW-zx5dr]

I don’t have the heart to be jerks to them myself lmao, that last explosive collar “gahh” cracked me up though at 14:54

[@nickoangelo9156]

19:59. Best acting in all of fallout

[@nmazer]

😂😂😂

[@FREESTUNNER207]

It's pretty good man if I tried I would just laugh at myself 🤣

[@gaminacthemaniac6444]

I absolutely lost it when you just shoved Boone out the dinosaurs mouth. 😂

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

That: "I wish you got blown up" had me on the floor rolling...

[@sablekitten51]

Talk about the long con. I was wondering where it was going, being "nice" to Chris. Restoring his hope in a future with humans, and forgiving the ghouls; only to crush his renewed faith in humanity, end his "legacy" as a saint, and kill the only people who were ever nice to him. *chef kiss*

[@T3rmHQ1213]

The cut to killing Arcade with the Archimedes laser was PERFECT LMAO

[@MindCanTroll]

6:30 That is one of the best frames in video game history

[@jcdenton4435]

Christmas came early and my vision is augmented

[@protectedmethod9724]

Nanomachines son!

[@Tomas-turbao]

The Virgin sarcastic sole survivor vs the gigachad psycopath courier

[@Stryfe52]

The Omerta thug just not caring whatsoever caught me off guard. I at least expected a skill check, lol

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

11:55 "idk what affect radiation would have on me" Wish they'd put a dialogue option to say: "really? You're already so messed-up by rads"

[@zerogbot23]

or something like "you looked in mirror recently?"

[@deralbtraumritter8573]

@@zerogbot23 exactly

[@NYCWalIcrawler]

11:11 "damn this guy killed the whole base of heavily armored soldier faction single handedly? Well it's clearly a good idea to try to kill him without any form of hel-" *POWER FIST*

[@XxKaosVikingxX]

the delivery on "I WISH WE'D BLOWN YOU UP" was perfect

[@injetavel279]

I'm glad I didn't unsubscribe, all those years of waiting finally paying off.

[@EnclaveSgt]

same I can't believe he's back and alive

[@lnteIIigence]

9:14 -His name's Ben and he's an engineer.- ❌ His name's Bengineer. ✔

[@thevarietychannel1017]

Does He solve practical problems?

[@ithinkthistimeitsgoingtowork]

i love the idea of not really being some super evil deadly force, but just being like a playground bully

[@charmicarmicat2981]

Dude you’re a savage. All this other shit made me laugh but no matter what kind of play through I do, I cannot bring myself to talk down to Raul during his quest line. I’m not strong enough to do it 😭

[@xannymanny9754]

24:00 all it took was was one sentence to change her mind from “can’t hurt my mother” to “I’m going to unprovoked empty 1 1/2 clips into her”

[@DrewFr33m4nn]

Ah yes, “clips”…

[@engineergaming5989]

0:18 "the force is a tool for defense never for anger" - yoda Fallout new vegas protagonist: "haha private kowalski go THOOOM"

[@thedude3065]

aren't those two of the four Penguins of Madagasgar

[@engineergaming5989]

@@thedude3065 why yes they are, must be an easter egg in fallout

[@lolkaverr]

I’ve waited so long for this bro. Thank you.

[@Lord-xm7zn]

11:14 When an enemy is ready to revenge you, but you have the UNO card

[@RaptorMocha]

the “You’re a little bitch and your brother was too” line when i first saw it had me dying on the floor in laughter

[@generaltobias3777]

The chad "I just want to loot the room."

[@MrNinjafreak]

Yes, I'm just here to loot the room. Why do you ask? 💪😁

[@titijijo1047]

Legit; one of the best reasons to restart a play-through. F*cking awesome. (5:41. GOLD)

[@Moshpilt]

patrolling the mojave almost makes you appreciate ICEnJAMs new upload

[@argeon6969]

2:05 *smacks lips* What a shame

[@walterjames9804]

Punch a little girl after tearing her teddy bear apart. You're a real gentleman ain't you :)

[@meemoos6133]

21:10 was my favourite moment, having laughed so hard before

[@rjw4149]

I just started replaying this game after years. Best game iv ever played

[@blueknew]

with mods its even better! Im running 250 mods on it. LOL

[@rjw4149]

@@blueknew I'm on xbox🤷‍♂️

[@ShadyDoorags]

Courier: "Hello 10 mm carrying drug dealing member of a ferocious tribal gang known for how ruthless they are, did you know I killed your friend and top worker just to hear him scream?" Diane: "I have nothing to say to you anymore" *Doesn't shoot you on sight*

[@xxxchild_predatorxxx107]

Hey it’s you. Great content man. I see great minds think alike

[@Sam-K]

Tearing apart that little girl's teddy bear was by the worst...

[@actualteddybear891]

A lot of this video broke my heart but that one and really all the slave interactions really got to me.

[@realzachfluke1]

2:06 I AM CRYING LMFAO 🤣😂🤣

[@CompactCowboy]

“I’m thinking I’m gonna get a sweet pre war laser.” I never even knew this was a thing, I always did this on the way to freeside!

[@nobodyimportant4778]

Alice hostetler has that anakin psychology. All it took for her to shoot her mom like 80 times was a stranger saying "do it" one time

[@carbodude5414]

Telling Frank to kill himself, knowing that he's an abuser, is one of the "Evil" Karma options I believe shouldn't have netted any Evil Karma

[@nomad4338]

Some of these choices are so cartoonishly evil that even a fucking super-villain would be like "Jesus Christ you're an animal"

[@enorrishughley9222]

14:56 "why?, why?" funniest shit ever

[@mappingshaman5280]

Chris: how could you kill those ghouls? Now I'm going to run away menacingly!

[@imaginesomethingedgy]

I love that "Whatever, I just want to loot the room." Is an option.

[@MuadDiiib]

it is so crazy looking back at all the crazy shit you could do or say to npcs in this game. god, they really did away with fallout's edginess

[@tobebruhed6017]

1:00 love Arcade's reaction to this, always makes me laugh

[@CorneliusCob]

Probably the best part of this video is people threatening you before combat begins and a sudden jump cut to their certain doom by your hand

[@xx_weebkiller_xx5076]

I love how veronica thinks she has chance against someone who defeated tenths of heavily armed soldiers with power armor

[@nombregenerico8879]

The way she delivers her line makes me thinks that she just wanted to honor her family's memory fighting for them even to death. Plus she tough tho I would also be confident if I could carry in-game like she can.

[@xx_weebkiller_xx5076]

@@nombregenerico8879The courier: *pulls out an AMR* honour,lmao

[@resultedchutoy3353]

Have to admit, throwing General Oliver from the top of Hoover Dam was gold lol

[@dekay1428]

Just shows how well Obsidian was at so many choices being "bad" or just fun overall. While Bethesda in Skyrim and a bit of Fallout had very little. New Vegas is so awesome

[@olivercharles2930]

I like new vegas and all, but are you really telling me this game had more choices at being bad than a game that lets you nuke a whole town of strangers, sell kids to slavers and even more evil shit? Come on now

[@zacoman2225]

You're right about Fallout 4 where it's there's few evil choices. But Fallout 3 has just as many if not more evil choices than New Vegas.

[@damonwandebrch2467]

Pushing Boone out of the Dino was top tier.

[@explosivebullet]

Arcade executing that woman for you. Lmao that is so out of character.

[@kariluoto4407]

20:28 Laughed myself almost to tears! 🤣

[@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem]

The Arc Welder is the perfect turture tool in New Vegas because of the low damage and most likely extremely painful nature.

[@Themanhimself395]

Arcade Gannon: "We need to work to make sure the people of freeside get a better life" Also Arcade: 2:00

[@psychosis1767]

Oh my god, mommy!

[@JustMalcolmNoX]

Lady Jane's from the NCR

[@theswedishgamer68]

I love how doing certain things can actually ruin your relationship with companions or even the chance of having them join you in the first place.

[@sydr570]

Tell a kid their stuffed animal is dead? Infamy gained. Send the girl of this guy’s dreams to her death? *crickets*

[@user-cz2cg6sr5d]

14:50 and people say you cant kill kids in fallout new vegas

[@eclips_total2215]

She is more of a teenager but damn i was disapointed when my granade did not kill all those kids in the school at the Boomers camp.

[@GeneralJackRipper]

There should have been a line in there where you tell Benny, _"Sorry, but the game was rigged against you from the start."_

[@louvreangel]

The fact that there are so many options and so many different paths you can choose with everyone and everything is what makes this game a legend. Will never get old.💯

[@hojjmanza5337]

This is easily one of the best edited and favorite video I’ve ever watched

[@dannygames9836]

20:16 puts an old world pocket sized weapon into a man's lap with the pin pulled then pulls out a 250lb modded minigun putting out 1600 rounds a minute down range on an innocent bystander in the corner "It was an accident"

[@KlLLERROBOT99]

"Enjoy your stay?" Is one of my favorite sarcasm lines in NV

[@barlonmando8081]

Thank you for picking the lines I was always too chicken to

[@than0s948]

Arcade: "You should redirect that power to Freeside and outer Vegas." Courier: "Activate ARCHIMEDES. Got it."

[@youtubiu]

LMAO this is amazing, the editing is 10/10

[@TheAidanodian]

Return of The King

[@YLS8763]

Wow. This makes me realize how good some of the voice acting is in this game.

[@Neater]

I lost it when you were so baffled by the NCR soldier talking to Rex. There was so much emotion yet no words spoken just head movement.

[@dafunktrunk]

Holy crap, this was one of your greatest videos! It's hilarious