Fallout 4 - Sarcastic Jerk

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My sole survivor is running around the commonwealth pissing everyone off with sarcasm!
WARNING SOME QUEST AND STORY SPOILERS IN THIS VIDEO!

[@literallybacon7720]

“Why the glum face? I thought murder was routine around here” Diamond city security: *Y O U S H U T Y O U R M O U T H*

[@cubixman9676]

*N O*

[@nicolasfernandeztaboada1656]

AHAHAHAH. AHHHHH Y O U S H U T U P W H E N I M T A L K I N G T O Y O U

[@f4fphantomii468]

Ya fucking diamond city Police look like makeshift Raiders! I like accidentally fucking shoot one in the face Everytime I'm in Boston.

[@LouisKingLouis]

*I'm not gonna stand here and let you badmouth the greatest democracy the world has ever seen*

[@dirtydan9153]

idk why that guards line reminded me of Step Brothers when Brenan says "hey yah dont say that!"

[@mropinionaire]

The voice actor clearly had a lot fun voicing this character.

[@jackglover3108]

Mr Opinionaire although he was a good voice actor having one in the first place was dumb

[@johnwolf2349]

Jack Glover So you say.

[@everettd]

Jack Glover hAvInG a VoIcE aCtOr In ThE fIrSt PlAcE wAs DuMb

Honestly from a role playing perspective it is a dumb decision

[@everettd]

We playin' for the R O L E P L A Y boiz. Now my loli asian hentai build is RUINED thanks to having a voice actor. Thanks alot Bethesda D:

[@GreatWorkBoss]

Sarcastic Survivor: The world took my son and killed my wife. So I'm going to be a smartass to everyone in it

[@christopherwinter2099]

I named my Character Sarcastic

[@hellomybaby-hellodarknessm6895]

The Boss it’s more cynicism at the fucked up world around him as a coping mechanism

[@GiordanDiodato]

and his name is Archer.

[@donovanfox7752]

@@hellomybaby-hellodarknessm6895 k

[@MaximumHeresey]

...And that also includes my son.

[@Pepper_Jvck]

I love how when you’re sarcastic with valentine he doesn’t get offended or laugh, but he just fires back at you

[@smooth9075]

Because Valentine is sarcastic too 😂

[@ThatGuySizzleMac]

Proof that Valentine is the G.O.A.T.

[@stupid_jokester2096]

​@@smooth9075 no, he's a detective.

[@alexref6074]

He sometimes gets offended by that if you use it in not the right moment. If you answer sarcastic when he asks you about your opinion on D.I.M.A death he will straight point that you are asshole .

[@soupcangaming662]

@@stupid_jokester2096 Looks the same.

[@tcook1678]

Sarcasm is the only emotion that sounds normal in this game

[@Mushroom_god69]

Are you still gonna seek revenge on dutch

[@Saber23]

Defalt ray not Dutch but Micah

[@Mushroom_god69]

@@Saber23 him to

[@65firered]

@@Saber23 After Micah.

[@trogo3402]

Gav?

[@onedoesnotsimply7375]

I love how he constantly sounds like he's just done with everyone's shit.

[@pyjamadan9848]

One does not simply to be fair he did wake up to his wife being murdered and son being kidnapped, and depending on what happened he either found out his son is an asshole or his son died of cancer after all the work he went through

[@pyjamadan9848]

TheMahMan guy no because in some people’s opinions father is good, but yeah for some people both happened RIP

[@dominicjeffrey9477]

I like how the character honestly looks like a dick

[@yuishishido8780]

He's 200 years too old for this shit

[@matthewmoran3851]

@@pyjamadan9848 One does not simply shoot a mailman in their forehead.

[@BigDave18]

I like that Nick actually throws back some sarcasm.

[@NeoRocket001]

Because... Nick.

[@EDEZ-PresidentEdo]

"finally, a worthy opponent!"

[@user-jg78]

@@EDEZ-PresidentEdo *Nick still defeats his opponent.*

[@brianmcdermott7925]

I was here at 666 likes

[@DeathnoteBB]

I love being sarcastic so my excitement when, instead of getting mad, Nick replied in kind was huge

[@linear5695]

8:13 man, they predicted NFTs.

[@macdt95]

Valentine is the only one who actually comes back and doesn’t give a crap.

[@alfie-jayfoster6631]

TachankaTHICC Valentine is the only correct companion choice

[@Prince_of_Despair]

@@alfie-jayfoster6631 dogmeat?

[@alfie-jayfoster6631]

Yuuki Terumi The *other* only acceptable companion!

[@Prince_of_Despair]

@@alfie-jayfoster6631 Hancock?

[@alfie-jayfoster6631]

Yuuki Terumi Tbh I was never a fan of Hancock - The synths were (for me) the most interesting characters, hence why I felt kinda attached to Valentine for most of my first play through

[@Goriphic]

“Drink. SOME. *WATER.* “

[@Omar_78117]

LoL 😂😂😂😂

[@Bird_God_]

1:04

[@elizabethunderwood8154]

My favorite line

[@agentrange3840]

Touch some grass

[@Idkwhatiam]

Drink some Coca cola espuma

[@Verzalux]

Nate : *sarcastic toward Nick* Nick : "No u"

[@colonel1003]

haha funni no u so funni and original

[@devinose]

For some reason I'm thinking Nick from L4D2

[@reagansido5823]

"You keep that kind of talk up, I might just start to think we're friends." Nick gets it.

[@josiahleviston648]

Fr. Being able to casually insult your friends with no malice is how you know they’re a true friend.

[@Chad-zd3ju]

The sarcastic lines seem more realistic than the normal lines

[@andrewmartin2905]

Why wouldn’t they be? The Sole Survivor is edgy as hell. Edit: *E* *D* *G* *Y*

[@BK_dadon]

1.1 thousand likes and only one comment. Wow. EDIT: WOW

[@erkandpent]

Probably because the voice actor is a sarcastic jerk in real life so it came natural. XD

[@hypnotised-clover]

"Sheemis mick fuck yaself"

[@TheBigDil]

Ikr

[@imperialfist2304]

“Here’s your headline: Local man says no” God I love the sarcastic quotes

[@Cairo40000]

Really one of the few things I like about Fallout 4

[@mikzpwnz_3199]

Shame that the dialogue tree doesn't give more information about it. The least they could give is whether it's a sarcastic yes or sarcastic no.

[@Bird_God_]

1:32

[@definitelyaperson6334]

Fallout 4 may have not been the greatest game but goddamnit it was so funny

[@kemian4156]

"you don't seem like a total wet rag" - "Well you don't look like you've ever used one" that KILLED me

[@crisosorio9639]

*"Oh good. I was hoping for a chance to rescue some more helpless villagers"* - Literally everyone who ever played fallout 4 thought that

[@MillieBlackRose]

Preston "Let me mark it on your-" Sole Survivor starts ripping up map.

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

Every RPG tbh

[@JohnSMith-ky4sf]

Preston somehow knows how to mark something on a pip boy

[@SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333]

John SMith So does everyone else.

[@w1zzard_]

Now when i start over i just save Preston but i leave them there

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

The voice actor was built for sarcasm. He plays it so well.

[@Special_Agent_Frank_Horrigan]

You look like a big fan

[@Cheezy_Bunz]

@@Special_Agent_Frank_Horrigan By Azura By Azura By Azura! Your rides over mutie!

[@Special_Agent_Frank_Horrigan]

@@Cheezy_Bunz I don't have time for you, blonde jimmy neutron

[@colatf2]

Yea his sarcasm lines are his best work in the game

[@Divineshortcake]

Anyone know who’s the voice actor? He sounds kinda familiar

[@felipeuseche332]

I would pay to watch the Valentine/Isaac cop buddy movie. Such good lines.

[@SoulsSenseiMX]

The way Valentine reply its pure gold

[@regalcartoon5932]

Isaac and Valentine: The Dynamic Duo

[@mrplut0]

Now I feel.like replaying the game but as a sarcastic jerk 😂

[@Rookheimer]

With the Fallout show in the works, this dup would be perfect

[@darthcharles8004]

You mean Valentine/Seamus McFuckyourself buddy movie

[@captainjurgh8142]

The hilarious part is that Nick replies like he's encouraging Sole Survivor to be even more dickish.

[@JayFoxer]

besides far harbor when you kill his brother

[@housel9352]

That's why I love nick, he admires your sarcasm

[@joseescobar2076]

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[@Growmetheus]

I don’t know about you, but Nick seemed offended at every single joke I don’t know how you see a different reaction

[@pedrovoss862]

i love Nick

[@austingentes5842]

"Are you with the atom cats?" "Me-ow" Fucking legendary

[@Bird_God_]

69 likes

[@Bird_God_]

9:28

[@HanaNoMachi]

Smooth as fuck

[@fernanda7268]

Meow, my fav so far

[@sergentnewvegas2553]

That crap was hilarious lowkey no cap

[@RoyLevan]

1:55 by far my favorite dialogue. Depending on how you played the game, the SS knows nothing about the shit Vault-Tec's been up to so he's just messing around, not realizing people are gonna take him serious because Vault-Tec's done way more twisted experiments then that

[@Salted_Rice223]

Ikr

[@skeletonking2501]

Wasn’t his vault also supposed to be a cannibalism experiment that just went south?

[@RoyLevan]

@@skeletonking2501 i don't think so but there was a vault along those lines in New Vegas

[@trishymushy2848]

@@skeletonking2501 cryogenics

[@spindash64]

Shit, Vault 111 was arguably supposed to be a SAFE vault, and the largest “fucked up” aspect was just a result of Vault Tech falling apart when the bombs fell.

[@Nox_The_Box]

1:58 I like how piper actually posted that

[@ClaytonBeitz]

To be fair that does sound like something Vault-Tec would actually do.

[@theresnothinghereatall]

@@ClaytonBeitz they've done weirder things

[@fanimation617]

Achlys like the Puma

[@subhankarbaral9236]

@@ClaytonBeitz I would not be surprised if this joke becomes a reality in a Vault in Fallout 5. Might be some kind of spoiler for Fallout 5.

[@frenchsoldier8485]

@@fanimation617 It was a leopard, I think

[@sickandafraid]

You didn't hear the name "Kellogg" at all did you? *Yes from a goddamn Cereal Box*

[@MedievalGenie]

I wish that was an option.

[@christianmcbrearty]

Hahaha this cracked me up

[@sickandafraid]

@Clay Foster This is my 7th time laughing at a comment.

[@rage_2000]

I mean... He is a cereal killer

[@SuperNormalMan]

@@rage_2000 Gold star for the fucking terrible joke. XD

[@NullPointerException00]

His face, voice tone and dialogues... What the perfect holy trinity.

[@-comic-sans714]

666 likes

[@tabumain629]

777 :O

[@curiousgiraffe9172]

888 likes lol

[@-comic-sans714]

Curious Giraffe ikr

[@MichaelJordan6Rings]

Don't forget the hair.

[@deanc.c.1018]

Him now being canonically an accomplice in war crimes and laughing about it makes this even better!

[@LethalByChoice]

Coping with that trauma man

[@vortiger7375]

I mean the UN doesn't exist so he isnt a war criminal, and even if it did the evil ass us government in the fallout world use nate for propaganda and make him and his buddy heros(the opperation anchorage dlc)

[@hannibal_burgz9164]

Anyone that unironically believes that is insane imo, it was an incredibly stupid thing that ONE writer has said, never been confirmed in game, obviously was not planned if it is true, so at the very least is a straight up retcon. So no it's not canon. It was "confirmed" by a single writer, outside of the game, and even after he said it, he said it was a dumb idea. I just want to spread the word that it's not actually, cannon

[@deanc.c.1018]

@@hannibal_burgz9164 fully agree! I’m not particularly fond of Pagliarulo in particular, and that whole incident was amusing in general. My comment was just Reddit tier memeing off the (anti?) hype

[@ngominh259]

​@@deanc.c.1018 Pagliarulo is just not a good writer/designer.

[@arthurratliff760]

When you ask your mom for more soda "Drink. Some. Water"

[@larryebensteiner3407]

Suicidal Tendencies reference?

[@Hellscrap3r]

JUST ONE PEPSI! AND HE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!!! JUST A PEPSI!!!!!

[@MrReaperofDead]

Hellscrap3r ikr! 😀 when i first heard that verse from the song in the 90s, i laughed and laughed! 😂😂😂

[@jonrojero6478]

Arthur Ratliff lol that had me dying already while on the toilet 😂😂😂

[@Bestgameplayer10]

TotallyNot aCreep - Its a Back To The Future 2 reference. I can't believe no one caught on.

[@Grab_001]

Missed the best line from Valentine: “If a clever wit and sharp tongue were all we needed to solve our problems, we’d have found your son by now.” OOF.

[@bradknightable]

Nick the destroyer.

[@bearandthebull2372]

I FELT that one.

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

DAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN

[@adoptdontshop3911]

DESTRUCTION 100

[@JS-kr8fs]

He had a family, Nick!

[@testing85]

Local man says no.

[@AurelionSass]

"Smart ass"

[@ericperez8615]

The Title But It's Not I can't breath 💀💀

[@testing85]

Johnny Melville Same ;-;

[@jakoda2514]

I need to play this game again

[@Newage416]

First time using that for Piper, I was half expecting the headline to actually read that later on

[@hankerdawanker]

1:32 “Local man says no” got me dying 3:19 “Igor fetch me the brain” is funny as heck 3:31 “nick and I are going to share a king I won’t see him in compromising positions will i” is to funny 3:50”yummy fresh toast” 4:41 “Superpowers” 6:20 “Choo Choo”

[@gamingpanda7516]

Mind* But yes those are very good ones. The writers are geniuses.

[@Unertl28]

3:50 bro, that shit eating grin

[@Jay_Gut001]

Don’t forget Shamus McFuckyourself 🤣 7:13

[@KneelB4Bacon]

2:04 I love guard's follow-up question about the guinea pigs. Piper actually put that in the paper.

[@shoazdon7000]

I know right 😂😂

[@therealfestus2472]

crazy experiments ya know

[@zomburger2573]

All the guards will do follow-up questions for anything you put in the newspaper

[@XavierMcQueen]

I know a lot of people weren’t a fan of voiced characters but hot damn I was a fan of Nate’s voice actor. All his sarcastic lines were gold.

[@digital107-_-]

Agreed

[@jeaddhist]

I like Nora's voice actress more tbh.

[@pznc]

The voiced actors were pretty good, but the linear story is unbearable.

[@ainuannatar1632]

How can you not be a fan of a voiced protagonist. It gives the character life. I always hated the character had no voice in previouse games because it feels so retarted if u choose a dialogue option and the character says nothing

[@Cenot4ph]

@@ainuannatar1632 that's because you're role playing so you say it however you say it and not some interpretation of the game studio. That's why they do that.

[@deetheottsel]

00:36 Nates defense at his trail for war crimes

[@nightelf2487]

That Canadian was the only one that didn’t like maple syrup! He got what was coming XDD

[@Nocturnal85]

9:03

[@mikael7963]

The annexation of Canada happened two years after Nate was discharged, so it couldn’t have been him.

[@Skullhawk13]

@@mikael7963people know Nate the Rake isn’t actual canon. It’s just a meme

[@Ihaveagasmask]

@@mikael7963he went there on his own time

[@ZeroKelvin440]

They turned..._carnivorous_. Best line in the game.

[@catman9222]

+Zero Kelvin "Meow"

[@snkhuong]

+Zero Kelvin can someone explain to me why it's funny ?

[@__fiji]

+snkhuong it's just outlandish

[@jonshipley8146]

+"Oakie" lol

[@Michael0697]

+Zero Kelvin I lost it when he said that last word.

[@thehashslingingslasherndnd9849]

I like that Valentine bites back lmao

[@KingCobra2287-r1j]

TheHashSlingingSlasher Ndnd I hate being sarcastic to Nick, he is such a good character. I just hate people who are rude to him.

[@StealthTheFoxz]

@@KingCobra2287-r1j Eh, I like the spaghetti monster comment.

[@platypiisaweirdword]

@@KingCobra2287-r1j Doesn't he like it? I thought you generally get approval from him for sarcasm

[@KingCobra2287-r1j]

platypiisaweirdword he just bites you back if your sarcastic to him. If you are sarcastic to others, he will like it.

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

one time i got a dislike from him when i was sarcastic to Ellie at the beginning of Far Harbor, so i think it depends

[@guppyseyeguy5115]

7:10 the voice acting on this got me

[@m0nkEz]

The voice acting is good. I still hate the way it affects the gameplay, but at least it was well-implemented, even if it was a bad idea.

[@kylos1999]

@@m0nkEz Maybe for the next fallout they could have a voice in there but you could have the option on whether you wanted that voice enabled or not

[@SuperAngel32]

@@kylos1999 why don't you like the fact that they can talk? I love it!

[@martol7169]

@@SuperAngel32 it doesn't more options for role playing

[@SuperAngel32]

@@martol7169 bro wut???

[@TeddyCream0]

6:26 *"yeah yeah, because a robot with no limbs is exactly what you want for your digging operation"*

[@yoshibutkagekira7899]

4:21 i expected for him to say "A knight? What is this, Skyrim?"

[@dorahernandez3756]

That's deep

[@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933]

A wasted chance for a reference. But Oblivion would be a better choice, there are no knights in Skyrim

[@AviChetriArtwork]

*Elder Maxson glitches* HE A SYNTH!

[@steveisthecommissar4013]

A less direct method whoud probably be to say “a knight what’s next dragons scrolls nords?”

[@raflaughter3474]

@@rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 Or "A knight? Why not make me an apprentice from the College of Winterhold next".

[@luiginator64]

Cait: "Nobody does anything for anybody without expecting something in return." "Exactly *time to pay up* "

[@Bird_God_]

7:04

[@thegermanfool8953]

suddenly she's on her knees

[@Cruzmaker452]

@@thegermanfool8953 😳

[@Nobody_In_Particular]

shes right you know

[@blazinjaden]

@@Cruzmaker452oh ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@doubleaa_02]

“Hey mister, are you really from the Commonwealth?” “Me? No... I’m from the moon, still got cheese on my shoes.” 😂😂😂

[@raistlinraymond9882]

Thats still funny

[@exodus_3958]

I am your 666th like.

[@Karzipp]

@@exodus_3958 too late for me

[@gilpita]

i just noticed something. The only source of cheese in the Fallout universe is BlamCo Mac & Cheese, there ain't no slices of cheese or any reference to cheese made by the npcs, the Sole Survivor and the pre-war ghouls may be the only individuals who knows what cheese really is

[@goodkingcaptain6274]

@@gilpita brahmin milk is probably horrifically disgusting, so i doubt they are using it to make some dairy products. functional vaults might have powdered milk in storage, though.

[@MoteofVolition]

Gotta hand it to Bethesda, their writing of the sarcastic lines and humor is top notch.

[@jimbomclimbo7467]

I'm pretty sure it was the only time the writers were allowed to make anything good

[@thecrusader6513]

2:11 I really wish they made a breakfast joke, “You didn’t hear the name Kellog did you?” “Oh yeah, I read it on the cereal box this morning.”

[@SkeweredGlaive]

That'd make the whole world laugh.

[@wanteddeadoralive8798]

Ever heard of copyright?

[@n0odles86]

@@wanteddeadoralive8798 technically wouldn't matter anyway; the cereal wouldn't be in the game and wouldn't be directly referenced. Just alluded to. Comedy would be in a world of trouble if allusions weren't allowed.

[@zafieronline4884]

Oh, yeah. It’s also been going trough my head a lot

[@dwightlake1019]

Hahaha good one

[@petert.4426]

Bethesda should have named theese dialouge options 'Archer'

[@mellochello921]

phrasing

[@domharper5918]

Far too accurate

[@AlejandroPerez-xs4ep]

Archer?

[@domharper5918]

Alejandro Perez archer is an adult cartoon where the main character sterling is the embodiment of sarcasm

[@oursweetboys]

+Alejandro Perez It's super funny, it's on Netflix.

[@cyanoobs9781]

1:59 I can’t get over the way he says carnivorous

[@skinheed5001]

C A R N I V O R O U S

[@bongocat6227]

They turned.... cArNivORoUs

[@rockon795]

That word is so similar to, ... nah, nvm

[@aj9777]

@@rockon795 Yeah that's what I thought it said for a split second

[@zek3518]

@@rockon795 I don't get it

[@majorpwner241]

"Hey mister, are you really from the Commonwealth?" "Me? No, I'm from the moon. Still got cheese on my shoes." This has to be the best one. The fact he's being so unnecessarily sarcastic to a kid makes it so much better...

[@spindash64]

Honestly, that’s just standard dad/uncle behavior: see what the stupidest thing is that you can say that they’ll buy for a few minutes

[@MicK22ICE]

Piper: I wanna interview you for the paper, whaddya say? Lone Survivor: Here's your headline, "Local man says no" savage

[@epicwalrus2163]

Lol,im dead

[@arandomguy6030]

*W H O G I V E S A C R A P R A Y S*

[@isabelliv1512]

MicK22ICE not to be that person butttt In fallout 3 you’re the lone wonder and fallout 4 you’re the sole survivor the lone survivor doesn’t exist😂

[@arandomguy6030]

@@isabelliv1512 and why are u saying this?

[@ENGLISHMURPHY]

@@arandomguy6030 why are u saying this?

[@Lol8922]

"Look dumbass, that's not how baseball is played." Killed me.

[@yunghart]

That's the option I chose lol.

[@spikemasterb2521]

"Look dumbass, that's now how baseball is played" "The players went up in the stands and beat the spectators to death too! That's where the word "Spectator sport" came from!"

[@Justforvisit]

But it's dead, Jim

[@boxdog9474]

9:12

[@adamkurowski1934]

No, a true baseball player went up to you and beat you death, i.e. played baseball with you

[@TheVeryAngryShrimp]

I hope the male VA got paid appropriately for his amazing voicework.

[@wp6192]

Zurgo Pussysmasher: Oh no, gaming voice actors don’t get paid very well.

[@cheatobro]

Zurgo Pussysmasher He only made one mistake when putting so much enthusiasm into saying “Come on, come on!” When opening your spouses cryogenic chamber. Then so calmly saying, “I’ll get who did this” in a completely different tone, a minor flaw and other than that he’s great!

[@YoursTruIy_]

CheatoMosquito I mean no, that's the art of how he delivered the line. When you see your spouse get killed and your sone get taken from you you would feel anger and despair pretty much at the same time. So when he yells "come on, come on" he yelled it in an angry tone to kinda state the confusion and the rage he felt for just watching his wife get shit. And when he says, "I'll find the man who did this, and I'll get Shaun back. I promise" he says it more in a soft demeanor to symbolize the realization that his wife was just murdered, his son was taken, right before his very eyes. so Brian, the VA, used a compelling, depressed and revengeful tone when delivering that line to just cement the fact of all what just happened. If you get my meaning

[@cheatobro]

Coney Island James Hmm well maybe it wasn’t how he delivered it but more so the audio was amped up too loud to be followed by him whispering “I’ll get who did this”

[@bostion518]

Zurgo Pussysmasher 1000th like

[@PixelAtionGuitar]

4:09 I honestly prefer the Nora sarcastic here "Me? I'm playing a game. First guy to grab my ass gets his arm broken; ten points if he's drunk."

[@wa6488]

Hell yeah

[@Xx_Goobinator_xX]

Nora is based (i did break the guys arm)

[@Kobobble]

7:10 The fake Irish accent was the cherry on top :D

[@bgill6623]

Kobobble it's me your old buddy, Sheamus Mcfuck yourself.

[@Michael76721]

what quest is that though?

[@bgill6623]

Rocky31 nicks personal quest

[@swiftstreak98]

XD!!!!

[@dogshot193]

lol

[@ThatTurboProbe]

7:13 I like how he did an Irish accent.

[@slayerofdarknssdmt9697]

I mean can you say that without it XD

[@l0rd0f5k33p]

Calling that Scottish is an insult to me

[@slayerofdarknssdmt9697]

@@l0rd0f5k33p salty from an insult ;)

[@thomasdowling2011]

@@slayerofdarknssdmt9697 insults bring saltiness, you brought it on yourself

[@RottenCabbage]

Its Irish..

[@erkandpent]

I love how Nick is sarcastic right back at you. XD

[@ZombieSlayer-m8o]

*Kellogg:* I should've killed you while you were on ice YOU WANT TO TRY FOR ROUND TWO? LET'S GO.

[@jigg0841]

Fallout 3- Badass Hero/Villain Fallout New Vegas-Psychopathic mail man Fallout 4- Sarcastic Jerk

[@kalebbruwer]

Jigg0 Shoot the mail man!

[@A_annoying_rodent]

Kaleb Bruwer *YOU CAN TRY!* _grabs esther_

[@jaybee8836]

Why are these so much better acted than the normal lines, I wanna restart and do nothing but sarcastic lines.

[@Lorendrawn]

I have a character named Sarcastic Stella Orgasmo who does nothing but sarcastic quips.

[@hittingwater4639]

*76 likes*

[@metalpunk1234]

Think of it as the deadpool of the fallout universe. Lol

[@mikeperfecto6844]

@le Hoarderz Al-Shekelsteins lol what happened

[@currently_In_stealth_behind_u]

@@mikeperfecto6844 r/woosh

[@wolverstoneproductions8686]

Settler: "What do you want? We don't need any more trouble around here." >Dressed as a raider. "If I told you I'm with the Minutemen, would you still want to shoot me?"

[@juicyjoedahoewithcreepychr9295]

Wolverstone Productions LMAO

[@cinders5305]

I love how Nick doesn't hesitate for a second biting back at you

[@cognacblood]

"Are you with the atom cats?" *_"MeOw"_* "oh, um. I'll take that as a yes"

[@AragonBattleBorn]

"Meow" :3

[@TheParadox3000]

When you meet "cats" -fans in the wild

[@yap9877]

@@TheParadox3000 I mean, if they existed.

[@siicoviiciouse1629]

UwU

[@brendorkusaviation8930]

“The only cat in me is the one I cooked up for dinner last night.”

[@prodfife]

Drink. Some. Water.

[@Ya.Momma_BitesLip]

Nigga always gotta have Nuka cola

[@xxWazzGoodxx]

I died at that part xD

[@theelite5135]

But water is full of radiation

[@ArwrockGaming]

just don't turn into some... damn nuka cola raider...

[@TristanAD_]

+Gundoctor97 *cough* purified water *cough*

[@memeisbest]

Heres your headline: "Local man says no." LMAO

[@MeHaveDonuts]

"Going in naked, fingers crossed I get superpowers" omg that slayed me back in 2015. Was on the floor

[@imadequate3376]

The "new dick in training" And "I don't think you'd measure up" response had me DYING in my jerk play through

[@Stupei3555]

Jerk off playthrough*

[@gamingpanda7516]

Good to know he isn’t the only one

[@LooneyNuke]

Timestamp?

[@slipperysoap-bob]

​@@LooneyNuketimestamp is 3:11

[@CooperativeCowboy25]

"I'm only in it for the spiffy uniforms!" ...you have no idea how accurate this is.

[@GabbyGrapist]

Elder Maxson’s coat....’nuff said.

[@thatmf5228]

"You don't look like a total wet rag." "You don't look like you've ever used one."

[@eliel1815shadow]

i wish so much the old meme of the guys screaming at suppahotfire wasn't overused by now

[@memopolicio]

"DRINK. SOME. WATER" gets me every time lmao

[@SharksSJ408]

That’s the best one by far

[@Superluigi881]

"As a child were you ever exposed to radiation for an extended period of time?" Yes. And now people don't like me when I'm angry.

[@TheUKNutter]

The Hulk 😂

[@TheUKNutter]

Rafael Castillo [SARCASTIC]

[@sanstheskeleton904]

I get it, he's saying that super mutants looks like the Hulk lol!

[@acidous1276]

1:02 is my absolute favourite, the way he says drink some water in an annoyed passive-aggressive tone is gold.

[@Th3M4k40n]

I think about this quote on a weekly basis lol its never left

[@realestmikey]

i get this one in every playthrough lmao

[@lord_duckian9521]

Honestly feels like a Patrick Bateman moment

[@chicks_before_dicks]

Just from this line's delivery you know this guy's got kids

[@A_Funne_Boi]

He sounds exactly like if Handsome Jack was broke as shit

[@katseatsushi4888]

4:57 “next time I have to watch someone’s life story I want popcorn” let’s be honest we all felt that way during the unskippable Kellogg memory part.

[@davidj3841]

You can walk past each memory except the last one. So it's skippable

[@Sir_Reynolds]

i actually ate popcorn during that short dream lived

[@flooferjay3245]

@Grim reaper lol me too

[@darthbaker0247]

Actually I found that part to be the coolest and most interslesting scene in the game

[@luciesimpson6437]

@@darthbaker0247 I did like it! But it annoyed me so much because: One, it's an incredibly creative way to do a noir montage in an interactive medium, making the secondary villain interesting for a change...that you do exactly ONCE in the entire game! Two, there is no mistaking it for anything other than noir, which is a pretty big goddamn 180 from the first act in which you spend most of your time in either a big action hero or spy thriller (depending on whether or not you ignored the hell out of the whole "you just saw your world destroyed, your husband shot and your baby kidnapped? Right. First thing you're going to do is march in the opposite direction to play sally army for a bunch of bad smelling, radioactive hicks" No!) I like that bits of Fallout have always had different genre elements, but if the first third of the story feels like it's happening on another planet, immediately being strapped down and forced to listen to Kellogg's backstory feels off! Which is a shame, because there was clearly a lot of creative talent that went into the set up of this scene, as well as all the other beautiful noir elements with huge callouts to the 30's detective comics, traditional noir books and films and, particularly, Bladerunner... ...but who were CLEARLY not in communication with the deathclaw showdown people developing the ultra patriotic FPS in another building (and possibly another universe).

[@armadabuilds2530]

The change in sarcasm in early game from “I have no idea what’s going on but I’m going to make fun of all this dumb shit” to late game sarcasm that is literally “I know what’s going on, but this is still the dumbest shit ever.”

[@smithcolin7300]

*drink.some.water*

[@The-Blue-Knight]

Smith Colin 1:02

[@elysium7242]

That is the best bit, i'm fuckin dying here.

[@ThatOneGuyWhoLostHisHandle]

That one broke me

[@grubkilla82]

Smith Colin the way he said it killed me

[@vilius230]

Smith Colin i DIED

[@alphadeathwormkilobravo7055]

“Are you with the Atom Cats?” Meow ...”I’ll take that as a yes.”

[@faisal3398]

9:28

[@vladimirputin8135]

AlphaDeathWorm KiloBravo i acutally did that and it is really funny when u dont expect it

[@DeltaDanner]

“It’s ‘Synth Detective’, jackass...” has to be my favorite line from Nick

[@iosifstalin2501]

incredible how the sarcastic options actually gives ytour character a personality

[@ivandelarosa3353]

9:29 the delivery of that "Meow" was so unexpected it killed me

[@persontheguyman223]

"Let's keep this smooth, smooth moves like a baby" -Benny

[@AkaYo-Yo]

I feel that there’s sexual tension going on here

[@ガビオ]

hey! look! its a Femb-

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

@@ガビオlol Just no, get that nasty nonsense to that as NO ONE would go “meow” to any of that nasty nonsense you’re trying to bring in here AT ALL!

[@Noodlelino28]

The guy's looks fits the attitude lol

[@tk-5509]

@Tong Yoon LMAO

[@adam_smasher9085]

The guy also reminded me of sterling archer, with his responses anyway

[@henryofskalitz4879]

Isaac is a whole new kind of commonwealth wanderer

[@arealbigboss]

So he's pretty much Archer.

[@of-fx5ou]

Yep

[@blackonion44]

+arealbigboss Damn, gotta go watch it all over again...

[@BAGA-fy1kd]

+arealbigboss Just throwing this out there: Fallout 5 will have 6 different character voice options: Male - H. Jon Benjamin, Lucky Yates, Adam Reed (Archer, Kreiger, Gillette - respectively) Female - Aisha Tyler, Jessica Walter, Amber Nash (Lana, Malory, Pam)

[@MukuonChannel]

+arealbigboss Yes because that's how you get ants.

[@karsthedisputer]

+Bethany Anne Azemus and you are bs'ing because?

[@top_banananaplays]

I never understood why people got upset about having a voiced protagonist. This is done so well

[@MyH3ntaiGirl]

cause muh rpg

[@SodiePopCornPop]

I prefer not having a voiced protagonist, but both the male and female voice actors did such a fantastic job lol.

[@captainnomekop5056]

Yeah it’s great, but a lot of people prefer roleplaying options and not having dialog be so limited, so those people would take the trade any day.

[@ridderjaim3]

Except it sucks only having: "yes", "maybe (yes)" , "sarcastic (yes)" and No as options when doing any quest of relevance. you know only having 4 "choices" because Beth couldn't be arsed to write/pay for more dialogue.

[@WESAVEDTHELEFT1863]

1:02 absolute chad gives a hobo good advice on how to stay hydrated, colorized

[@Jackson-fz2jq]

Dehydration rates drop to 0%

[@spacetacos7574]

I’ve been telling people this is really the right thing to say but they don’t get it Maybe they should GET SOME WATER to see

[@babyragegekyume4132]

Sigma male grindset

[@Void_Jay]

Bruh

[@EteoklesPL]

-We don't need any more trouble around here. *dressed as a raider* -If I told you I'm with the Minuteman, would you still want to shoot me? LOL. XD

[@Thomas20Smith]

Klusek. The irony is palpable lol

[@femmemachete]

Illusion 100

[@minty36]

Android 2990 Version 2.0 chrasima 10*

[@currently_In_stealth_behind_u]

@@minty36 r/woosh

[@minty36]

Shekelberg oof dont whoosh me I get the reference I was just correcting it for fallout terms not Skyrim witch goes to 100 but for fallout it only goes to 10

[@LOBOTOMIZED_]

The "Shamus Mcfuckyourself" clip is the best one.

[@stonks3793]

Sad Boy lovely

[@titanexprime4970]

Here's a replay button for you. 7:09

[@KegOfMeat]

That and “the order is fuck you”

[@adolfsmith5191]

@@KegOfMeat yep

[@The_hilarious-girl]

When I was reading this they said it!

[@octagun9954]

5:48 the delivery on this one makes me crack up everytime lmao

[@taleundere2610]

sounds like he genuinely found it funny lol

[@pablo_giustiniani]

A few friends of mine and threw a firecracker into a toilet to see what would happen and we fucking broke it lmao

[@Gillyexp]

“Where’s it at, kitty cat?” “Taking stocks… litter box” The delivery on that line fucking kills me, it’s so good XD

[@staticradio724]

I love how, in both the male and female voice acting, it's clear the sole survivor had absolutely no idea where they were going with that line as they were saying it xD

[@lukemcclutchey1352]

Reviewers: "The voiced main character was a bad idea" Me:

[@aabbccdd4710]

Man maybe you should stop playing rpgs with character creation

[@GiordanDiodato]

@@aabbccdd4710 I assume you hate every JRPG ever made, then?

[@stevenhoward6940]

It was an excellent idea. Not only does your character feel more alive, but it adds personality to him as well.

[@Dennis-nc3vw]

What reviewers said that?

[@GiordanDiodato]

@@Dennis-nc3vw I think it's more like the hardcore fans of western RPGs hate voiced characters.

[@iamme8359]

1:58 You know, I wouldn’t be too surprised if this was an actual vault tech experiment

[@alfiemitchell3026]

There are weirder ones, including but not limited to - Vault 42 - no light bulbs produced more than 40 watts (what sick bastard vault-tec are) Vault 56 - the only source of entertainment was tapes of really bad stand-up comedian Vault 68 - 1 dude and 999 women Vault 69 - 1 woman and 999 dudes Vault 77 - 1 man is locked in a vault entirely alone with a crate of puppets

[@GabrielAlves-fw7bj]

@@alfiemitchell3026 Vault 56 sounds like hell 68 sounds a nice deal

[@easysqweasy]

@@GabrielAlves-fw7bj unless you're gay

[@ajduarte7748]

@@easysqweasy then your choice should be vault 69

[@stupidtoaster1444]

There was a thing like that, can’t remember the number but it was just 1 guy and a bunch of puppets

[@TunaMayo161]

"Doctor, it's time for you to reverse DEATH ITSELF!" Imagine you're just minding your own business in your workplace and some stranger showed up and told you to perform necromancy.

[@cenafan216]

The guinea pigs part was too amazing

[@llDACKll]

I just love that she actually prints it in the paper XD

[@Alpha-mk6wp]

Given that it's Vault-Tec I wouldn't put it past them.

[@MrReaperofDead]

the best line, was this one at 8:37

[@celynnec]

3:17 'Could you say that like Doctor Frankenstein? "Igor! Fetch me the brain!" that line got me lmao

[@RaNd0Mk1D8o3I]

No, I will not

[@sodaesq.6366]

8:37 "Where's it at, kitty cat?" "takin' stocks... litter box."

[@itsbmeGaming]

Soda Esq. this one killed me.

[@booker4984]

Smooth

[@creakydabomb]

Cuz she's fulla shit

[@bean_7325]

That delivery was PERFECT 😂

[@freeeagleanimations9978]

I can't stop laughing at this part.

[@getaloadofthisguy2927]

I like that he goes from quippy to just an asshole

[@LLLadySSS]

The way he said "driNK. Some. wAtEr" made me laugh so hard

[@laserlights9684]

DriNK! sOme! wAteR!

[@Bird_God_]

1:02

[@a.k8185]

The way he puts the pressure on the 'waTeR' is entertaining

[@bachri7721]

"They turned... *c a r n i v o r o u s* " God I love the way he says that.

[@arandomguy6030]

*c A R n i V o R O u S*

[@tylerhamrick3843]

1:02 This, one, simple line will always be my favorite.

[@elikennedy5051]

It’s so simple it’s funny

[@barnified]

Has to be the anounation, funniest shit I've ever seen

[@liammccarthy9388]

That one and 7:05 are my favorites

[@lavans5721]

Just the funniest shit

[@MrWhatdafuBOOM]

*WHA-TURR.*

[@bruh.1191]

i like how valentine always has a witty response no matter who he's talking to

[@theearthboundchildren]

more reasons to love em 😭

[@willowfox8107]

BREAKING NEWS: Local man says no

[@epicwalrus2163]

Myrna: "Are you Synth?" Me: "No I'm your 200 year old grandmother turned crazy,now come give me some sugar"

[@roblamb4848]

Lily? Is that you? How'd you make it from New Vegas to the Commonwealth?

[@tommyblade8093]

@@roblamb4848 i simply won a big pot of money from vegas

[@kristindewitt5594]

Lol

[@Sirvanquish]

That's something a SYNTH would say

[@tut28Angel]

@@roblamb4848 I walked dumass XD

[@solotacoamigo]

8:24 I like how he believes it too

[@Laci09188Real]

0:15 No. I'm Jangles. The Moon Monkey! This was my very first sarcastic line in the game. Right after it was: Drink. Some. Water. Used Sarcastic lines all the way through the rest. This video is such good nostalgia. :) Thanks. Great video.

[@getrektmemes1883]

Are you with the atom cats? *M E O W* I'm guessin that's a yes

[@artyom2801]

His tone of voice sounded like he tried to seduce her.

[@heinzke8512]

Nyan nyan

[@captainobvious7441]

meowing intensifies

[@fish8101]

@@heinzke8512 ...

[@ArcadeFanatic99]

@@heinzke8512 *N O.*

[@jakkett1035]

0:54 is the most flattest tone from anybody, and it made me laugh for a minute.

[@oH_._]

deadpan humor is just amazing

[@thefiresworddragon927]

And it works, because he was trying to act like a synth. Perfect.

[@MadTurnip]

"Beep boop, I am a human."

[@cqb2605]

1:15 the way his characters face is expressing while he says that is probably the best in the game lol

[@kezplays1296]

It almost looks like mocap😂

[@THE1vbLLover69_]

Nick's responses are legendary.

[@Ceeckoful]

"Have you ever had sexual relations with any species considered non human?" Only your mother.

[@melgibson5029]

SAVAGE

[@silentofbots]

OHHHH IT LIT FAM

[@DrummersHell96]

FUUUCK! SHOTS!

[@Norninja]

+Ceeckoful OH MY FUCKING GOD

[@kaiserwilhelmii1827]

OOOOHH SHEEEET!! SHOTS FIRED