* DISCLAIMER * No Frankie’s were harmed during the making of this video... ...okay maybe a little bit... #Iloveturtles
@ShinMegamiTensei16 жыл бұрын
LOLLIA Yes!!!!! Finally!!!!!! Please keep them coming!!!!
@onegeese59326 жыл бұрын
LOLLIA how was the convention
@ShawnsLegacy6 жыл бұрын
I... *A M A T U R T L E ! !*
@AzureSkull766 жыл бұрын
Turtles are life
@frankielollia6 жыл бұрын
It was lovely thank you! :)
@bart0nius5 жыл бұрын
Poison covered bullets are a war crime. A war crime, ota-chan. *A war crime.*
@tkrowgamer5 жыл бұрын
Bartonius Only if you lose.
@trench_raider82475 жыл бұрын
Last time I checked no one gives a shit in war
@seraphendipity5 жыл бұрын
@@tkrowgamer Ah, not only are we degenerates, but apparently spawns of Hitler himself.
@nintailedsniper5 жыл бұрын
Trench _Raider no shit is what they cover the weapons with.
@ineedpineapples5 жыл бұрын
THEN LETS COMMIT SOME WAR CRIMES
@catskillsthedisturbedartis34586 жыл бұрын
No. Being a magical girl in HENTAI, now that sucks
@theguythatasked64005 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it would suck if you get what I’m saying.
@dango62665 жыл бұрын
Literally
@MustacheDLuffy5 жыл бұрын
Well, it’s still the easiest way to contact Goku if you are sailor moon
@launcherx20445 жыл бұрын
Nah thats being an elf
@criminalpidgeon46365 жыл бұрын
Most usually get raped by monsters and usually brainwashed
@justas4235 жыл бұрын
"What is that" "it's my magical...soul rifle" "You can't have that!" *10 seconds earlier* Mami.
@ollisayshi90175 жыл бұрын
*assault
@anodyne-47365 жыл бұрын
We can't have guns?! What would Mami have to say about this?! Mami? Are you feeling okay? Just a headache? SUre
@V_Anxietea5 жыл бұрын
Dio the FBI agent did you... just..? FUCK
@smugqing51645 жыл бұрын
She probably won't take it to her head
@phantomaviator13185 жыл бұрын
@@ollisayshi9017 a soul rifle*
@captaincrust21805 жыл бұрын
"Its tradition" "So was slavery." This killed me XD
@sumponeighknotyew97573 жыл бұрын
Slavery is back, and is a growth industry in Africa and the middle East.
@thewildcardperson3 жыл бұрын
Ain't that funny we also got the idea from them
@CosmicSponge20042 жыл бұрын
@@sumponeighknotyew9757 It never left there
@427Arbok5 жыл бұрын
Look at Otachan and tell me she doesn’t have all the qualifications of a perfect waifu. I mean, let’s go down the list: Short Cute Knows how to use a gun Loves turtles Has an attitude Did I mention she’s cute? Great voice Purple Consumes copious amounts of cocaine Has a relatably nonexistent friend group See, perfect waifu.
@seanjohnson57065 жыл бұрын
Yes where is the body pillow guy's we need body pillows
@firstcooommment36755 жыл бұрын
Why does it feel like you had to pre-list all the pros and cons before typing this
@axios47025 жыл бұрын
Forgot about her Pyromania, thats another point for me
@NeostormXLMAX5 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but i only date tall amazons. its a shame but Ota too short for me, she needs to beable to pass the ARA ARA test at least
@ollisayshi90175 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget the arson
@mattimatronic81525 жыл бұрын
“You can’t have a turtle as a spirit guide!” Me: YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH POLNAREFF BUDDY?!!
@Ren-gf2ve5 жыл бұрын
I agree with this statement
@le_mothman5 жыл бұрын
Nah, fuck that guy
@paladinoficetea7665 жыл бұрын
@@le_mothman you almost r/woosh'ed me there
@tasertag75135 жыл бұрын
Turtlereff best pet.
@theprototype83755 жыл бұрын
'Sic em polnareff!
@megasocky5 жыл бұрын
"Guns dont count!" W about madoka magica
@jacobhines55835 жыл бұрын
Homura had the shield and muskets are an exception
@Wormilu5 жыл бұрын
@@jacobhines5583 did u forget about mami
@jacobhines55835 жыл бұрын
@@Wormilu did you read what I wrote muskets/flintlocks are exceptions
@Wormilu5 жыл бұрын
@@jacobhines5583 oh-
@Endershock16784 жыл бұрын
@@jacobhines5583 To be fair, Madoka Magica's point is breaking Magical Girl rules anyways. I'm surprised Sayaka didn't start cursing people out during her whole despair thing.
@yummyherbicide72966 жыл бұрын
Drugs were definitely involved in the making of magical girl animes
@mattorto8945 жыл бұрын
And many animals were definitely killed and harmed
@gameinsane47185 жыл бұрын
Only Kyubey. Many times in many timelines… but only Kyubey
@novainfinity4875 жыл бұрын
Snortin hella coke
@gameinsane47185 жыл бұрын
Pixel Master Hang on! Goku has trained with Corrin and takes his weighted clothes off when he needs to be stronger… is Goku a magical girl?!
@epicgamingrevolution29355 жыл бұрын
@@gameinsane4718 Kyubey Deserved it.
@myriadcolours56485 жыл бұрын
"The moment you stop turning girls into naked glow sticks we'll talk about me" *Dies *
@triprs48965 жыл бұрын
I mean, if we're allowed to have sexy cheerleaders, then why not this? ))
@triprs48965 жыл бұрын
Baka youtube, stop censoring my comments, you shits, there's NOTHING wrong with stripclubs, there's NOTHING wrong with glowing naked women!!! F#CK! YOU!
@rainierdanredondo12784 жыл бұрын
@@triprs4896 I'm calling Kyubei
@triprs48964 жыл бұрын
@@rainierdanredondo1278 ..I'm putting on my bell bottoms. -) /watch?v=7sAxhu04SlM
@rainierdanredondo12784 жыл бұрын
@@triprs4896 (sips coffee) Good, that's one less loose end.
@gameinsane47185 жыл бұрын
*Magical Girls can’t have guns* Homura and Mami had a shootout that even John Wick is taking notes from
@angeldude1015 жыл бұрын
_She even showed that very fight in a later clip!_
@Endershock16784 жыл бұрын
They're probably the reason the rule got established. Any Magical Girl with a gun never has a happy anime.
@sugarcrystals56494 жыл бұрын
Also, most of the girls were alone, shots are purposely framed to seem lonlier, and the either distanced themselves from each other, or were Mami.
@johnwickinyt30173 жыл бұрын
hahaha shut up
@OtakuVs6 жыл бұрын
Okay, Yeah! So! We changed the Thumbnail... Any issues take it up with Otachan✨ (at your own risk 💀)
@Shinigami-gk2mr6 жыл бұрын
Otaku-Vs why'd you change it (fight me)
@DeViceCrimsin_6 жыл бұрын
Nope. I love it. And tell O-Chan that I'd be her friend. She's funny as hell! Lmao
@DragoonBB6 жыл бұрын
I straight up thought KZbin had a problem with it so he made it more kid friendly.
@pforgottonsoul6 жыл бұрын
i'm hoping it isn't because of demonitization because the new one isn't much better...
@GigaLigma6 жыл бұрын
And no link to the source... y'know, for research purposes. Tsk tsk.
@SmashJewels6 жыл бұрын
“GUNS DON’T COUNT!!!!” *points at Mami Tomoe*
@Gang3rs6 жыл бұрын
GOT EM
@RexWort6 жыл бұрын
Don't discriminate my Raifu!!
@Reapermaskhybrid6 жыл бұрын
Hypocrites. That's another magical thing, you know.
@RexWort6 жыл бұрын
Reapermaskhybrid My Raifu is a magical girl? I guess firing magical bullets seem cool
@Reapermaskhybrid6 жыл бұрын
@@RexWort Whatever works, man.
@mistyshine1615 жыл бұрын
This video is terrifying. That voice is terrifying. Magical girl-chan is terrifying. Everything about this is terrifying. I like Otachan. Perfect waifu.
@triprs48965 жыл бұрын
So, you're basically AfRoused. -)
@oculttheexegaming25094 жыл бұрын
Being Meguca is suffering.
@The_Blue_Otaku4 жыл бұрын
She's more realistic
@NuShade5 жыл бұрын
"I will be transforming very soon" Takes out cocaine Me: Respect
@JustinY.6 жыл бұрын
Being meguca is suffering
@diamondkane51016 жыл бұрын
Why are you in almost every video I watch like how are you one person or multiple people sharing an account
@c0smoem6 жыл бұрын
Nani
@Slimebu6 жыл бұрын
Justin Y. Nani
@night19526 жыл бұрын
/人· ‿‿ ·人\
@aimn99856 жыл бұрын
diamond kane this is literally what I was just thinking. I have a mini mental break every tine I see him...
@Level5Fighter6 жыл бұрын
Personally I think Ota-chan would be the best magical girl. We need more crazy antiheroine magical girls in anime.
@anduro74486 жыл бұрын
maybe she whould not use magic but guns and performance enhancers to catch up to magic i dont watch anime but i never liked magical girl shows , they are too girly and simple and power of frendship as an litteral magic sourse ,it makes my vomit. so yea , maybe id watch a show where all the caracters arent so full of energy it makes me sick. a good ideea for a show of this type is this be team of complete nerds , with knowlage and guns deafeat evil magic girls , that seem good on the outside , the evil magic girlsare very emotionaly sensetive , enegritc and optimistic) in nature and over all not seem evil . while the sciencetists are ( emotionaly blunt to the point of apathy , sluggish , and negativistic ) and seem like they escaped out of a mental asylum (Edit: i did watch some magical girl shit when i was younger and the thing that made no sense to me was the transformation in the middle of combat , and it makes even less sense after i got older and played cs:go and realised you should pull out nades in the middle of combat or when an enemy can peak you and those take like 1 second to pull out and throw , now imagine that , but it takes like 10 seconds)
@nagisathebiggae63425 жыл бұрын
@@anduro7448 Madoka Magica
@anduro74485 жыл бұрын
@@nagisathebiggae6342 seems like the protagonist is a magiccal girl (idk , just read the wiki)
@nagisathebiggae63425 жыл бұрын
@@anduro7448 Yeah but its fucking dark.
@wolfrex27215 жыл бұрын
@@anduro7448 Mahou shoujo site is another dark magical girl anime (and the one with the most edge of them all)
@flashking1076 жыл бұрын
Smile Sweet Sister Sadistic Surprise Service Succ
@AyaTanaka_6 жыл бұрын
Sdead meme
@matthewmiller72076 жыл бұрын
So 2017.
@nninjastrike21276 жыл бұрын
zucc
@remboo11736 жыл бұрын
Stop
@bananya60206 жыл бұрын
no u
@zeekdoes24265 жыл бұрын
Dont use guns Me:Let me see Makdoka, Magical Girl Site and a bunch more possibly comming!!
@milhy65675 жыл бұрын
Don't forget mahou shoujo ikusei keikaku and Yuuki yuuna wa yuusha de aru.
@Endershock16784 жыл бұрын
LBH, that rule was probably made because of anime like Madoka Magica and Magical Girl Site. Don't want a repeat of what happens in those. Same with Raising Project and Yuuki Yuuna. Too many fans getting depression.
@simunator4 жыл бұрын
makdoka is an edgy meduca
@10WTF0115 жыл бұрын
Otachan would make THE WORST magic girl, just about as Deadpool being THE WORST X-man! Does that mean I would pay money to see that happen? Hell yeah!!!
@gameinsane47185 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen Madoka Magica and Panty&Stocking so I’ve seen some messed up things happen to and because of magical girls, including horrific deaths and jokes about sperms Personally I think she’d lean towards P&S over MM just because she’s crass and violent and not exactly a tragic tale
@angeldude1015 жыл бұрын
She'd probably get along very will with Kyouko Sakura if they ever met. Alternatively, she could meet the setting's _actual_ Magical Girl Serial Killers, Magical Girl Assassins, and Magical Girl Terrorists. Because the world of Puella Magi has _all 3._
@graywolf64306 жыл бұрын
I'd love to watch a violent magical girl comedy.
@Yobnana6 жыл бұрын
Graywolf64 watch mahou shoujo ore
@paxonite-7bd56 жыл бұрын
Or panty and stocking with garterbelt it's has toilet humor but you will love the girls tho
@Reapermaskhybrid5 жыл бұрын
@@paxonite-7bd5 5:15:-5:23 With the Power of...Easily marketable and mass produced crap gullible little kids can annoy their parents to buy!
@paxonite-7bd55 жыл бұрын
@@Reapermaskhybrid :'D
@koutareyama83935 жыл бұрын
mangarock.com/manga/mrs-serie-100369040 you asked, i delivered.
@HxH2011DRA6 жыл бұрын
Broke: I don't watch magical girl shows cause they're too simple and girly Woke: I don't watch magical girl shows cause they're too dark for me
@captainegg26726 жыл бұрын
madoka
@monochromedream-eatingbaku6 жыл бұрын
Madoka Magica, Magical Girl Raising Project and (technically) Black Rock Shooter.
@Reapermaskhybrid6 жыл бұрын
Yep, you're either too childish and cute or too edgy and dark. Screw trying to find a middle ground, am I right?
@NekoYuki6 жыл бұрын
I personally prefer the edgy and dark. Because nothing in this life is free, and goddamn you better live with the consequences of the power you gained.
@Reapermaskhybrid6 жыл бұрын
@@NekoYuki Honestly, the power of friendship is total bullcrap. Merchandising and aggression, that's what gets results.
@bigtoblerone84466 жыл бұрын
Why can't she have a turtle? Turtles are cute! 🐢 And the likes of Sakura and Nanoha always go it alone (well there is Fate and Tomoyo)
@Reapermaskhybrid6 жыл бұрын
Big Toblerone Magical Girl teams are just expendable pawns in an anime (and its studio)'s attempt to get more money.
@justdude85896 жыл бұрын
They have to be a furry
@mywither78785 жыл бұрын
"Spiritual guides can come in all shapes and sizes." Yeah, pretty sure a Turtle has a shape and size.
@lucya72235 жыл бұрын
Save the sea lions
@genghiskhan26485 жыл бұрын
I can be a magical girl?? Instead of magical *B O I*
@mystic_spider5 жыл бұрын
Sure, but you must first change your muscle mass to total mass ratio to 5/1. Changing sexes takes a lot of energy, you know?
@KandyBoy695 жыл бұрын
Sure just look at Kämpfer
@Tinfoilmecha5 жыл бұрын
I've made this comment have 69 likes, all of the other likes, all the other sacrifices, have led to this point in time
@deathwizard19964 жыл бұрын
Magic would take care of that
@stevencontreras844 жыл бұрын
Magical BOI = Isekai MC... Meh that job is easy..
@theradioactiveplayer34615 жыл бұрын
Jojo's is a magical girl anime prove me wrong
@jeremygeller91454 жыл бұрын
ALRIGHT YOU FUCKING LITTLE SHIT JOJO’S IS....oh fuck you’re right
@boopdooq17434 жыл бұрын
*oh shit.*
@bnashtay22784 жыл бұрын
Oh.
@kyda19304 жыл бұрын
@@bnashtay2278 no you're not!
@bnashtay22784 жыл бұрын
I have a really really exaggeratedly long ass name what I am clearly am just a Mistur Jostur 🙂
@phillip48076 жыл бұрын
This definitely deserves to be seen by more people. From the visual style to its brilliant edit to the punchlines, I love it all. Kudos to everyone who worked on this vid, its fuckin hilarious.
@ize78216 жыл бұрын
Step one: be a girl
@diamondkane51016 жыл бұрын
Ize step two Be anime
@blackbird7896 жыл бұрын
Step4: be flat
@ShadowKueken6 жыл бұрын
you dont have to be a girl, you just need to believe in it (source: Magical Girl Raising Project)
@nasa0956 жыл бұрын
Step (finished all the plot) : *DEAD* the end
@blackbird7896 жыл бұрын
Last step :After dead go back to life with somehow power happy fvcking end
@FranciscoLopez-qj6nj6 жыл бұрын
I'll be your friend ota chan
@DragoonBB6 жыл бұрын
Xmrks who wouldn't?
@goaway46256 жыл бұрын
HAHA WHAT A FUNNY JOKE 😂😂😂 wait... you weren't joking ;-;... Joking who -would- wouldnt?
@meliorable6 жыл бұрын
What about -boyfriend- I'll volunteer
@heartcare80025 жыл бұрын
,,no lone wolf rule" Homura akemi : am i a joke to you?
@artistcookiequeen14955 жыл бұрын
“Magical girls don’t swear!” Kyoko: Hahaha. I’m in danger.
@rainierdanredondo12784 жыл бұрын
Me: *Well, you ARE always in danger from the very beginning.*
@thefakefbi4396 жыл бұрын
No one is as Magical as me, Sailor All Might!, Defeating evil with the power of fists and love
@jab35226 жыл бұрын
lmao
@Nuclearburrit06 жыл бұрын
Mostly fists
@thefakefbi4396 жыл бұрын
Nucularburrito2 Yes mostly fists but the Magical Girl association dosen't want me to punch my way out of everything, instead they want me to use love and hope, but that does not work well against Villains
@javelinmaster26 жыл бұрын
So how is Deku doin?
@Reapermaskhybrid6 жыл бұрын
Sailor AllMight Know what the real source of a magical girl's power is? It isn't love, friendship, or something cheesy like that. It's money and popularity.
@Robpguitar216 жыл бұрын
Apparently fighting for truth and justice means ignoring realty and putting on costumes. And they said weebs wouldn't amount to anything...
@dansnell57746 жыл бұрын
What about being a magical _boy_ though?
@mikuuu1656 жыл бұрын
they don't exist and you don't want to change it
@diamondkane51016 жыл бұрын
Daniel S that's being gay rainbows are magical gay people love them their magical ( internet don't kill me just a joke)
@minakohiashi88826 жыл бұрын
Cute High Earth Defense Club Love! Is a magical boy anime. Is this the zombie? And Magical Girl Ore are debatable
@josec17566 жыл бұрын
Wat r ya GAY
@AzureSkull766 жыл бұрын
Big gay
@EnraEnerato5 жыл бұрын
Wasn't there an anime where girls transform into muscle guys as magical girls, their hairpins where grenades I believe... Found it: Mahou Shoujo Ore Oh don't forget the ones about magical -girls- boy's ...
@brwntwn1235 жыл бұрын
"No guns" Did y'all just forget about the insane gun battle Mami and Homura had in Rebellion? "No lone wolf policy" Umm also Homura and Mami in general?
@rainierdanredondo12784 жыл бұрын
Those girls: *Bravo Six, going dark.*
@nielsmichiels19394 жыл бұрын
also all the magical girls in "Magical Girl Spec-Ops Asuka"
@DrGregoryHouseIT4 жыл бұрын
Also The Outer Senshi, the Sailor Starlights, Cure Fortune...
@yorudaan6 жыл бұрын
To be a magical girl, you need a special *fan service* transformation
@Reapermaskhybrid5 жыл бұрын
So basically magical girls are like strippers that get special powers and are used to push merchandise through the nose? Sure, that's not creepy or anything.
@Reapermaskhybrid5 жыл бұрын
@Pecu Alex Gotta fuel those doujinshis, man.
@trollingexpert22545 жыл бұрын
actually, u don't need that, at least based on magia record
@BloodVixen6 жыл бұрын
Otachan: "I don't have any friends..." And people are still wondering why she's best waifu? Sacrilege...
@Reapermaskhybrid5 жыл бұрын
4:10-4:14 How deliciously naive you are, kid.
@Beefman.06 жыл бұрын
I’ll be you’re friend Otachan *Just drop the gun*
@DragoonBB6 жыл бұрын
You can't have both.
@1kiwi75 жыл бұрын
"We offer a No Lone Wolf Policy here in the Magical Girl Scouts" *Explain Mami before the rest of 'em Sherlock*
@rainierdanredondo12784 жыл бұрын
Me: How? She got no head.
@rainierdanredondo12784 жыл бұрын
F***, sorry about that.
@1kiwi74 жыл бұрын
@@rainierdanredondo1278 no it's aight lol, didn''t expect it honestly
@rainierdanredondo12784 жыл бұрын
@@1kiwi7 Thanks, I guess. I didn't expect that you wouldn't expect this kind of response, let alone joke.
@1kiwi74 жыл бұрын
@@rainierdanredondo1278 lol, like i said bud, it's aight
@kroduss48025 жыл бұрын
"composure" Uh huh, yeah, a clip from Rebellion Wasn't that battle caused by pure emotion and Mami trying to protect Bebe. Didn't it end in Homura faking a suicide. *C o m p o s u r e ?* *_Ok._*
@caedesbee22556 жыл бұрын
"You can't have a turtle" rip polnareff
@berkayklc77886 жыл бұрын
I want to add subtitles to your video can you turn on community contributions
@rat33005 жыл бұрын
tfw when your comment gets favourited but the channel does Jack shit
@zombiechibixd5 жыл бұрын
@@rat3300 Jokes on you
@Da_unDEADable6 жыл бұрын
That archer reference though. "I have... no response to that." "They never do."
@quinnlee-miller97925 жыл бұрын
3:20-3:30 Okay but how do I sub twice
@aidantheraider63245 жыл бұрын
“Yes I fucking love turtles”
@justanotheryoutubechannel5 жыл бұрын
*I FUCKING LOVE TURTLES!* Me too. You should totally be able to have a turtle.
@Dr_Doomfans015 жыл бұрын
Just Another KZbin Channel especially if the turtle is TMNT! 🤣
@phantomaviator13185 жыл бұрын
I want a blowfish
@parjol90646 жыл бұрын
*I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS* oh wow, what a surprise
@Reapermaskhybrid6 жыл бұрын
Deidaraデイダラ Know what the real source of a magical girl's power is? It isn't love, friendship, or something cheesy like that. It's money and popularity.
@Ed-zl7uj6 жыл бұрын
Magical girl needs to teach Zone-Tan next to become magical
@MrPenetroso6 жыл бұрын
You want to see the tentacles wrapped on those girls.
@RexWort6 жыл бұрын
Jonathan Penetra *YES*
@kenmeri58326 жыл бұрын
Why cant we have a gun? I still have to find a problem i couldn't solve with 9mm hollow point. I demand justice.
@angeldude1015 жыл бұрын
Homura called. She says she found a problem that about 100 rocket launchers, a few dozen mortars, an oil truck, a salvo of surface-to-ship missiles, and a stadium packed with C4 couldn't solve.
@rainierdanredondo12784 жыл бұрын
@@angeldude101 *Everybody be gangsta till Homura start knowing how to operate the Fat Man*
@rainierdanredondo12784 жыл бұрын
@@angeldude101 also What is she, a new protagonist for the new Just Cause game?
@angeldude1014 жыл бұрын
@@rainierdanredondo1278 A Magical Girl from Puella Magi Madoka Magica. Contrary to the video, she not only uses guns, but she's also a lone wolf. She also tried to kill her spirit companion, but that didn't work out so she just gave up. I don't think she swears though, but that's more out of not needing to than being opposed to the idea.
@cancerouslump79615 жыл бұрын
*And the power of blunt force trauma*
@RaveyDoesStuff5 жыл бұрын
Me: *looks at the thumbnail* I dont remember that in Madoka Magica
@juwanbantug54654 жыл бұрын
Ravey I mean, if it involves cute girls then something like that is expected.
@ChalupaChups6 жыл бұрын
Smile Sweet Sister Sadistic Surprise Service *sore wa chigau yo*
@animeking16746 жыл бұрын
1:24 Ssssoooo basically underage strippers.... 1:49 And point proven
@GegoXaren6 жыл бұрын
anime king If only it was legal to lewd the lolis.
@animeking16746 жыл бұрын
Gego/XAREN ゲゴザレン just because it's not legal doesn't mean you can't do it
@GegoXaren6 жыл бұрын
anime king I'm disappoint, son.
@animeking16746 жыл бұрын
Gego/XAREN ゲゴザレン father nooo
@nullpoint33466 жыл бұрын
Gego/XAREN ゲゴザレン He does have a point...
@qurimp60126 жыл бұрын
When a channel actually has funny content.
@cairehendrix81665 жыл бұрын
Yh what channel
@emmylewolf2935 жыл бұрын
@@cairehendrix8166 this channel
@derpythedaedra41945 жыл бұрын
4:31 AHA! so magical girls CAN have guns! score 1 for mama Ota-Chan
@areshy47875 жыл бұрын
Otaku vs:"so being naked is a tradition?" Magical girl-chan:"yes!" Otaku vs:"so as slavery at one point!"
@ithrilzyne45426 жыл бұрын
3:08 that's a tortoise...
@justdude85896 жыл бұрын
the same thing as long as they can swim
@pumpkinton6 жыл бұрын
theyre just big turtles
@TheGreenAzumarill6 жыл бұрын
I dunno, burning down a tree to get a cat down seems like a reasonable solution to me.
@RexWort6 жыл бұрын
Cats have nine lives They can afford losing one or two lives
@justdude85896 жыл бұрын
Also nukes
@dogipie99886 жыл бұрын
Aren't we going to talk about the best magical girl anime ever created? I'm talking about MAHOU SHOUJO ORE ofcourse
@deathwizard19966 жыл бұрын
Dogipie is that the one where the girl turn into a guy and beating up furry man with a a bloody stick. She is also a idols with her childhood friend that is madly in love with her
@dogipie99886 жыл бұрын
Death Wizard Yes, that's the masterpiece I was talking about.
@deathwizard19966 жыл бұрын
Dogipie that is a great anime
@dogipie99886 жыл бұрын
Death Wizard I know, right? Ahagsjsahhshdjs
@trazyn_the_pokemon_master5 жыл бұрын
Step 3: Friendship is magic and magic is HERESY!!!
@triprs48965 жыл бұрын
Damn right! -) Most of them are just un-sanctioned psykers anyway, who in their heretical audacity defile and desecrate the hallowed face of this magnificent Imperium, debauch the very air they brazenly inhale with their rotten, blackened, Warp-twisted lungs! For their heinous Crime of Existence, there can be NO atonement - but death! #pugringwithmykin
@isthatajojoreference51084 жыл бұрын
So long story short: Basically just be a Human My-Little-Pony Anime Waifu Spawn.
@neaosmt15622 жыл бұрын
To be fair at one point my little pony did become magical girl
@MichaelJayValueInvesting6 жыл бұрын
For the record, I thought the first thumbnail was pretty good too!
@troglodude9806 жыл бұрын
Michael Jay - Value Investing what was it?
@hajimenoippo44496 жыл бұрын
Michael Jay - Value Investing what was it
@awesomery45966 жыл бұрын
Michael Jay - Value Investing what was it?
@pooshcart6 жыл бұрын
Michael Jay - Value Investing what was it?
@vilkaskettu87656 жыл бұрын
Michael Jay - Value Investing what was it?
@dogipie99886 жыл бұрын
Since when is she the voice of reason lol
@chrisconner57776 жыл бұрын
Dogipie it's scary how often cynicism can be the voice of reason, lol
@Captain23rdGaming6 жыл бұрын
I swear this channel is so underrated but we love it 😄👍
@ZedTheUndead4 жыл бұрын
*you cant have a gun OKAY!!!* [mami in the background having a shootout that even Vash the stampede is taking notes from]
@Overdrive-195 жыл бұрын
Hyperdimension Neptunia is Magical Girl. Change my mind.
@KandyBoy695 жыл бұрын
But Isn't Neptune from Hyperdimension Neptunia a God? I don't think that counts as a magical girl if anything she's a lesbian.
@angeldude1014 жыл бұрын
@@KandyBoy69 Last I checked, lesbian goddesses can very well be magical girls.
@KandyBoy694 жыл бұрын
@@angeldude101 true that in fact I read a fan manga where all the CPUs (including Iris Heart and Yellow Heart) just finished up a brutal battle and they're suits were all torn. from the sight of the Goddesses Orange Heart strikes that iconic pose of her's and shouted "LICKING FIELD, ACTIVATE!!!" You guess what the licking field was. 😂
@otaaoi66856 жыл бұрын
The magical girl ‘white powder’
@tippiebekfast6 жыл бұрын
Otaku Life cocaine
@Bootleg7GrandDad6 жыл бұрын
This magical super white powder will help u turn into a Magical Girl well now lemme demonstrate (Sniffing the powder) aaahh ha ha yes thats the good stuff
@tchitchouan6 жыл бұрын
Meduka become meguca No coobie !
@jotajob61946 жыл бұрын
Tchitchouan Inouane Mami whyyyy
@shakirashipslied97216 жыл бұрын
am i still relevant?
@marxystar64106 жыл бұрын
My city now
@qualitysally6 жыл бұрын
meduka.... *RABU*
@Ohitsjinxy6 жыл бұрын
jota job Mami WhYHyHyHYyYyyy
@cactuwuslevert6924 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile magicals girls from mahou shoujo site be like : lol bullies goes **SPLAT**
@cookimaus15 жыл бұрын
You could make a drinking game by every time they say magical girl!
@rainierdanredondo12784 жыл бұрын
Me, 8 hrs since passing out: *I was stupid, so stupid.*
@sensiblecryptid44065 жыл бұрын
Ota Chan's truth bombs drop faster than Logan Paul's subscriber count.
@dh0r1z0n95 жыл бұрын
There's just something special in this violence, and it's making me giddy ^^ Happy rest of the day y'all!
@KizXii6 жыл бұрын
"No guns." 4:35 okay whatever you say magical creature chan
@tomasroque33386 жыл бұрын
#StopTurtleDiscrimination
@penguindragon01556 жыл бұрын
Why would they do this to the poor, poor turtles. Let turtles be guides for magical girls too
@unrealitymc72415 жыл бұрын
Get rid of that profile pic I freaked out thinking there was a fly on my screen so I threw my phone
@gigagogagagio5 жыл бұрын
*obligatory "what's the thumbnail source"*
@LordTerias5 жыл бұрын
The girl on the right side of the thumbnail is Homura from Madoka Magica
@genericxboxlivegamertag28265 жыл бұрын
He didn't ask for the character and neither am I. *sauce*
@gigagogagagio5 жыл бұрын
@@LordTerias oh damn the question actually got an answer
@LordTerias5 жыл бұрын
@@genericxboxlivegamertag2826 I know he didn't ask for the character. I just thought I'd be generous and give him the character AND the sauce. I don't get why people in KZbin comments always gotta start arguments. Jeez.
@genericxboxlivegamertag28265 жыл бұрын
TL;DR
@ChromaticZero6 жыл бұрын
Otachan just brings the worst out of everyone 😂
@DragoonBB6 жыл бұрын
Universe They just can't handle how much of a good person she is.
@zopfee4 жыл бұрын
1:29 That "YEAH BOOOOOIIIII" killed me as a fan of regular show.
@Crashbmaster05 жыл бұрын
I think Otachan would fit right in with the payday gang. Hell if she goes to jail I'm sure it would turn into hoxton breakout.
@chinoyomaji2884 жыл бұрын
Panties and stockings were magical girls... From heaven who swore a lot.
@jonasnavasquez68843 жыл бұрын
Nah they were angels got kicked out of heaven because of inappropriate actions
@chinoyomaji2883 жыл бұрын
I legit mistyped pantries and nobody said shit. Lmao
@jonasnavasquez68843 жыл бұрын
@@chinoyomaji288 I noticed don't worry
@Patadude1006 жыл бұрын
Mahou Shoujo Site and Madoka Magica both feature magical girls with firearms. 0/10 inaccurate.
@deathwizard19966 жыл бұрын
Secretary so true
@GigaLigma6 жыл бұрын
Does it really count if the firearms are tied to their powers? Haven't seen Site, but in Madoka Magica, Mami's power is straight-up creating magic guns while Homura has a pocket dimension intended to store things in that she chooses to use for weapons. Kinda special cases.
@Patadude1006 жыл бұрын
Yes, Mami's SIGNATURE weapon is a gun. Homura's is a temporal storage thingy.
@Doctor_Odin6 жыл бұрын
It might not exactly count due to the fact that show a deconstruction of the the series genre as a whole. Plus it was a joke on the familiar / show mascot.
@angeldude1015 жыл бұрын
_Technically,_ Mami's "Weapon" is her ribbons. She crafted the guns manually out of ribbons in order to summon them. Homura's guns are completely mundane military equipment. That's not to say there aren't megucas in the spin offs whose official Weapon isn't simply a gun.
@Endershock16784 жыл бұрын
Not only do I recognize the thumbnail, I know by heart what season and episode it's from.
@kevinxninja87824 жыл бұрын
“Getting naked is tradition” Otachan: So was slavery but it was a pretty flipped up tradition
@isedesi79825 жыл бұрын
Homura Akemi: Ah shit, here we go again...
@Saccillia6 жыл бұрын
.. wait was princess tutu a lone wolf?
@parjol90646 жыл бұрын
HOW DOES THAT WOLFYCHU HAVE 1M SUBS BUT OTAKU-VS HAVE ONLY 185K?! *THIS IS QUALITY CONTENT!!!!*
@h3art.ach36 жыл бұрын
lmaooooo I'm making fanart
@MattWilson1515 жыл бұрын
Otaku-Vs ok I hate you for making me say this, but you guys gotta be one of the best group I had seen on KZbin! Wow I had just watched like5 of your videos and each one was funny as hell and kept me wanting to watch! Good job!
@R0SEthePR1NCESS5 жыл бұрын
Now that's my girl! My special item is a type 38 infantry arisaka rifle and a type 14 nambu 8 caliber pistol
@rainierdanredondo12784 жыл бұрын
What is this? Call of Duty: World at War?
@Co_opCat6 жыл бұрын
I gotta say Ota-chan would make a kickass magical girl, teamed Homura Akemi anyways...
@htc59726 жыл бұрын
video just came out a minute ago and video is 7 minutes long people already commenting how good it was and time stamps🤔
@hex58846 жыл бұрын
Time Traveler Caught on 9̶1̶1̶ ̶C̶a̶l̶l̶ KZbin
@TheDeadDXD6 жыл бұрын
interesting, but where's the being raped by tentacles part?
@awesomery45965 жыл бұрын
Cinder Fall wait till volume 6
@mihavodnik93965 жыл бұрын
Dont u ever stop uploading Otachan videos!!! I love it!!!
@oisuke1004 жыл бұрын
"Every Magical Girl has a team!" Homura- PMMM Timeline Kyoko
@rainierdanredondo12784 жыл бұрын
The best part about being Lone Wolf is that you can't fake anything to anyone.
@Creepy-Rat5 жыл бұрын
1: Be A goody two shoes and don't swear. 2: Get naked and suddenly gain excessive accessories by digging deep into your source of magic. 3: Get a Magic Fluffy animal or item. 4: You need magical Best Friends 5: Graceful combat and Catchphrase (summary of steps)
@JeiShi6 жыл бұрын
This.........is amazing........I want some of that magical dust XD
@alextimmreck28914 жыл бұрын
I now need to see a fully realized magical girl anime staring Otachan
@mylesobrien74775 жыл бұрын
This is the Eric Andre show of anime
@memk5 жыл бұрын
>Yuunas are in there Ahh, I see you are a woman of culture as well.
@polish_filipino6 жыл бұрын
Don't you know that magical girls were made to suffer
@cofeespear49926 жыл бұрын
Let our purple waifu have the turtle or the magical girl scouts will be no more