“Being Attacked by Panic” - Joe List - Full Special

Joe List discusses coping with anxiety in yoga class, aggressive sex, strange male bonding rituals and his uncle’s questionable babysitting methods.
Original airdate: October 24, 2015
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[@Swampboiii]

“Im not old enough to be happy just yet” has to be one of the best lines I’ve ever heard

[@notsure1969]

Joe is one of the funniest comedians ever. I've watched "I Hate Myself" so many times I practically have it memorized.

[@jessickalush3305]

👎

[@madelyn5376]

Same here. It has over 8M views. I laugh thinking it's just 1M people like us watching it over and over😂💖

[@ry4539]

Seems you may be biased lol

[@FloopidyMcDoopidy]

I agree, I've see that special atleast 5 times now. Currently my favorite comedian

[@jessickalush3305]

@@FloopidyMcDoopidy 😪

[@benmoser11]

"Some people drink to unwind, I unravel" lmao golden set man.

[@JarretLaMark]

Why Joe List doesn't have like three Netflix comedy specials under his belt by now is beyond all logic. The guy is hilarious, and more than deserves the audience that Netflix has.

[@samanthab1923]

You’re right. Needs to stay away from that god awful Skankfest. Much better on his own.

[@kodykindhart5644]

Ppl play sides so hard It’s really crazy

[@abigaelwhite2383]

I’m sure it’ll come- he’s earning it

[@crybabychrononaut]

For realz

[@bepowerification]

Well.. its probably a taste thing. If I had to choose watching List or Bill Burr or Jeselnik.. Id always choose not-List.

[@jedipat204]

Joe List is awesome. You can tell he was nervous this long ago but he's learned how to be comfortable on stage and has done great in his last couple of specials

[@wendynothaft8197]

That's nice to hear. Thanks😁🙃

[@ltsgoyanks]

Joe....yer teeth are crooked and you have no chin!!!! (for the algorithm)....

[@MrInfamos]

He had an awesome show at the comedy castle in metro detroit a few weeks ago with non stop butt hole stories, pretty hilarious. I wish it was recorded.

[@thomashallesy8835]

oh ok so this is old.

[@arcadianearth]

Was thinking this has to be pretty old. Still great, but his new stuff is beyond genius.

[@fishsticks8155]

Joe List is so good that he constantly misinterprets silence as a bad sign...everyone is silent because they don't wanna interrupt. for real, watch both of his hour specials....it happens at least 10 times. best. comedian. ever.

[@MaddenDoctor]

Meh I laughed half a laugh the full 20 minutes but to each his own

[@fishsticks8155]

@@MaddenDoctor agreed this is his worse performance. Watch I hate myself and this years material..i think you'll be surprised

[@DigitalDuelist]

You obviously don't know who Mark Normand, Sam Morill and Andrew Schulz are. If not you are in for a comedy treat!

[@fishsticks8155]

@@DigitalDuelist they're good. Shultz does more crowdwork than I care for and mark does a lot of social bits but they both write good jokes. Watch one of Joe lists specials when you can..i feel like my comment would be much more justified then lol

[@fishsticks8155]

@@DigitalDuelist if you still hold that opinion afterwards, I will concede but I do know those guys, great comedians, and I still think Joe List is better. Not to say he is and you're wrong lol but if you haven't seen his specials, I think you may be in for a treat. Especially if you like those guys, cause that's my typa stand up...Joe List fits in that group for sure

[@jdizzforyou]

My mom was an old hippie. She would meditate regularly, she said the snoring was just “very deep meditation” 😂😂

[@shar1ngthemusic]

Hehe 😄😇

[@mlissgay5054]

@@shar1ngthemusic me too.hippie meditator mom

[@TheHorseshoePartyUK]

The sideways of approach of *curing* anxiety, by the very experienced Therapist, Mark Tyrrell of Uncommon Knowledge UK, is more effective than any drug, legal or illegal, and how Western Psychiatry has gone a bit wrongheaded with dealing with it. It's ironically, causing a negative type of Self-fulfilling Prophecy with people stigmatising themselves with diagnostic labels, over an entirely normal stress response, that can be trained to be more sensible. Gotta love The Law of Unintended Consequences. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fnzRkKetpcieh5Y Change my mind.

[@hendy24]

She also did her stretches?

[@Dirt_McGirt_ODB]

​@@hendy24 weird comment dude

[@movoroch]

I'm a big comedy fan who watches tons of stand-ups and follows comedians, and Joe List is hands down absolutely one of my favorites. If he doesn't become huge there's something wrong with the universe.

[@alicedoors4826]

no just something wrong with your taste

[@Over-9k]

Not everyone likes anxiety ridden nerd jokes 🤷‍♂️

[@janelliot5643]

I'm pretty sure he is almost there Anakin

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

Theo Von

[@PhenomRom]

@Alice Doors his newer stuff is better. I like him

[@williammalloy5314]

I don't think it's possible to be funnier than Joe List. It's not even 7am and I'm already crying laughing. I HAVE TO GO TO WORK!!!

[@james7301]

THIS DUDE MURDERS!!!!!! The babysitting stuff at the end is freaking hilarious!!!!!

[@trikicks]

19:30 “Classic babysitting gag” 😂 Idk why but the way he delivered that killed me. Super funny set, wish it was longer

[@shermsticky2500]

Bro I’m 6 minutes in and I’ve been cackling at every single one of his jokes, this guy is hilarious 😂😂😂 jokes and delivery on point 👏🏻

[@digitalhippie2336]

Yeah, that makes sense. He's a comedian

[@taliadmytruk4634]

joe being joe is the best content

[@spitflamez]

This guy has become one of my favorite Comedians 😂!!!

[@ThomSonnyYeah]

I seem to of seen Joe's specials in reverse order, and it's great, because his consistency throughout the years so so solid. This set had me laughing out loud

[@Jeudaos]

'I woke up and did "my stretches" and then "meditated" for two hours' LMAO

[@hendy24]

Gotta love Joe List, the guy with the biggest humor to chin ratio of anyone in the world.

[@christopherjeverud8543]

Probably the most underrated comic right now, his sets are gold👌

[@Ghgjkmm]

Absolutely true

[@timf7679]

Top 100 comedians of the world, 95 have this comment somewhere on their youtube videos. He's doing very well, respected among peers, admired by fans, its okay if he's rated correctly, which is highly.

[@johnangelo75]

One of my favourite

[@kingayy9267]

@Tim F Certain people think the best compliment is to lie and pretend a well-liked entertainer is unknown, for some reason. It's obnoxious and completely ignores the meaning of the word "underrated."

[@mchepen]

i wouldnt call working with louis ck ''underrated''. I would say he's quite noticed by quite important people.

[@annette4660]

Either chuckling or LOLing the whole entire time. ....Joe is brilliant and has the best delivery LOVE LOVE LOVE

[@andrenaalexandre2536]

I want to see this guy live. I’ve watched this at least 4 times introducing a new person to this hilarious guy

[@RossWoodsJr]

He has two other hour long specials on here if you want to see more. "I Hate Myself" and "This Years Material". Both are also hilarious

[@tomselleck5560]

Saw him in Austin last night he crushed

[@lucybradshaw8675]

Absolutely see him live if you can! My brother took me to a Joe show and I truly believed I might die or have a medical emergency due to laughing so much.

[@bmxt939]

It's highly unlikely that Joe will ever read this, but: "Joe, the goal of meditation is not to make anxiety go away, but on the contrary embrace it and look at it while being grounded in your breathing and feeling of presence, your deep self, meta observer."

[@gourddrawing]

Love this guy's sense of humor. All great comedians are a little off and Joe List embraces it and makes it laugh-out-loud funny.

[@Samurai78420]

He's absolutely hilarious

[@nobodyspecial891]

Agreed

[@teejay5157]

Insanely funny

[@milademjay]

*I forget to laugh.*

[@pickausername9002]

The visual of waking up next to a blood spattered literal stop sign is fckn hilarious to me 💀

[@christinebates7493]

I love Joe List! I've seen all his specials and his delivery is just perfect. Most hilarious comic out there today.

[@williamray4512]

I remember first watching Joe, and then watching him and his wife roast each other, and now killing these specials to come full circle. Great job

[@travisgonzalez4280]

This standup is gold, Jerry! GOLD!

[@brettsmith8145]

Last per minute is incredibly intense. He's so f****** funny and relatable

[@robertjones9598]

Joe is brilliant, thank you LouisCK for highlighting!🤣

[@kariekuehl7179]

Oh my God I was watching this trying to do my makeup and when he got to the part about checking on the baby I was laughing so hard I was crying and I had to stop🤣😂🤣☠️

[@julioissexy4432]

Lol is that Mark Normand laughing at 6:20? 😂

[@MattB_138]

That sounds exactly like him

[@ryloagnb]

it does sound like him 🤣🤣i wouldn’t be surprised

[@sharmenbaby1]

Joe List just does not miss. Hilarious start to finish!

[@nowaythatnamewastakn]

I've never read one bad comment about this guy, he's as close to a perfect comedian as there is.

[@TXpatriate]

Upstate NY Loves Joe List!

[@whirlhoof5117]

Northern NY does too ! 😁😄😂❤

[@TXpatriate]

@@whirlhoof5117howdy from Seneca Falls

[@Itsant33]

It's almost like you're being attacked by panic I'm dead 💀🤣

[@kolddemonstration]

Just happened to click the first video that popped up under “stand up comedies” & now I’m in tears 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂 Hilarious man

[@DeeboCools]

Listen to Tuesdays with Stories podcast, been a fan of Joe for like a decade myself. Crazy to think about

[@jimimckay69]

Joe deserves the world and more. Love this man

[@cameronthomas9025]

My favorite comedian- seen him twice live and he kills every time.

[@thehackmusician]

joe is great fun, seems very genuine. Always enjoy his standup.

[@FB-FILMS]

The Content King!

[@Metal.mike89]

Perfect cure for people with anxiety Asking people what they have to be anxious about

[@kirktown2046]

I love Joe's writing and I hope he continues doing what he's doing. There's not quite enough of his material out there.

[@samb9403]

Holy chit..this dude waaaaay more funny than I thought he would.

[@meowmom3296]

I just discovered Joe today!!!! I'm so excited!!! this guy is awesome 👌

[@JoeListComedy]

Welcome aboard. Be sure to check out “I Hate Myself” and “This Years Material” on KZbin

[@HIGHTS]

Damn! Awesome. Check out his podcast with Mark Normand on here TUESDAYS WITH STORIES. So fckn funny I promise

[@tedar3986]

Bout Nama stained my pants right there! 😂😂😂

[@RossTheisen]

Man, Joe List is hilarious. One of few comedians where I'm laughing legit every few seconds. He's great!

[@rolandomota7771]

that credit card swipe, i know from elementary decades ago. I didnt know grown people still did that

[@lokristine8869]

Joe is great, always makes me laugh!

[@aliadnan7710]

you look great weird name though

[@susie7336]

Funniest special I’ve seen in a while. Constant laughs over here. This is gold!

[@juice2620]

You can hear Mark Normand laughing in the audience lmao.

[@nate-beard]

Thank you for this. Had me cracking up! Cheers!

[@OmarBReal]

Recently discovered Joe list. He's so funny idk how he's not more popular!!

[@atm6870]

he has two free specials on youtube that are even better than this

[@Pubslife]

Actually, he is pretty popular!

[@jordannorman1314]

Popular is fueled by media and dumb pod cast now. Joe is extremely good. This to me was ti get his anxiety out. I have it to bit he has many tremendous works of art

[@samanthab1923]

Me too! Thru the Louie movie

[@LycanLink]

Take John Mulaney, multiply the comedy by 0.6, add a Don Knotts voice, sprinkle in some light homophobia, and boom - you got Joe List. (The 0.6 part isn't an insult, by the way. I find Mulaney hilarious.)

[@TheHorseshoePartyUK]

*1.6 unless you're trying to say he's 60% as amusing. Hope that helps! But yeah Mulaney really is hilarious

[@foxfireman188-ls1kv]

"Oh, I should sit alone in a room with nothing but my thoughts? _That's_ a cure for my anxiety?!" He's joking, but, literally, yes. A lot of anxiety comes from the unknown, in the outside world and in your own head. Getting familiar with your own thoughts; recognizing unhelpful, harmful, or just plain wrong ways of thinking; and practicing how to react to them trains your brain to not spiral into a panic attack. You train your body and mind to not immediately go into an all-or-nothing fight/flight reaction at every stressful thought or situation. It can be boring and tedious to meditate, even unpleasant and frightening at times, but those are small prices -- paid willingly -- at times you choose, rather than a very large price -- extracted by force -- at some unpredictable time in the future.

[@elyktheman8189]

come to Michigan sometime joe!! I love your delivery on jokes, you one of the greats!

[@fan_of_brent_terhune_comedian]

Joe List is THE BEST!!!🤣

[@user-rh6kb5rd8b]

Laughed out loud. Thanks mum 👍🤣

[@RonTattoo]

One of the funniest sets ever. Joe List is the MAN! Became one of my favorite comedians ever.

[@Photik]

If you enjoyed this, check out his special on KZbin "This Year's Material"

[@Girrrrrrrr]

Nice, thanks!!

[@eddiebrock7024]

I laughed so hard the other night, I almost spewed soda all over our TV! lmao 😂

[@Photik]

@@eddiebrock7024 Tuesday's with Stories w Mark Normand podcast is incredible as well! Comedy!

[@billyjackbuzzard]

My cousin went to agriculture college with him in Calgary back in 2002.

[@EdwardVGrimm]

I can hear Mark's laugh cutting through the crowd 😂 🤣

[@igotthepowerbambambambam]

Joe list is my fav

[@JayThomasofficial]

Another special . What a G ! Love this guy

[@angelicapeterson2249]

Dropped another one WOW..I'm cooking and needed this THANK YOU

[@asalu0000]

I’ve seen almost every comic live at this point, Joe and Shane were my favorite shows.

[@coribailey5338]

I am so stoked that I happened to click on a stand up video of Joe while scrolling thru my feed just a day or 2 ago & loved it. this one was frieken hilarious too! Idk how i didnt know who he was already but im def a fan now! He's great 😂

[@phillymurf]

So great. Joe List is awesome.

[@JD-dh7bk]

My stretches lmfao

[@william.darrigo]

This is hilarious. I love seeing how much he improved on his comedy. He really found his voice.

[@ltsgoyanks]

Great set! The content King!!!

[@alexkuhnel8128]

This is one of the best specials I've ever seen lol

[@cosmicsciencewitholiver7328]

This was really, good thank you.

[@daxterrack]

This new trend of comedy will be a chapter in the books. No punch😊. Just statements

[@hazelatwood2292]

Gawd I love this guy! 😂❤

[@walkingnap611]

Weeaaaak crowd. Even 7 years ago Joe was ahead of his time and too subtle for generic audiences. This is gold.

[@Osama_2307]

I laughed my guts out ! 😂

[@mellyp5302]

Love Joe List!!!

[@lisalorenzo7451]

This guy had me laughing so hard I peed on myself a little 🤣

[@BrankAnt]

Laugh at all of this, keep it up joe!

[@matthewlawrence488]

Hey Joe... AWESOME JOB!! 💪👍

[@wendywendy123]

Super show. I laughed the hardest at the check on the baby part. Great work.

[@TheSecretLifeofEb]

This was so good!

[@treyhudson73]

Joe probably won't see this, but holy crap this was good!!

[@shlomiregev3358]

Joe, you’re the best (you and mark). So funny, so smart

[@jeffb7256]

Netflix title: Embracing Anxiety and use 1:20 as the Thumbnail for Netflix. He’s one of a kind. So glad so we have so many types of comedians.

[@toddvistain8179]

You shouldn't be nervous you're hilarious the first time the second time I know you're going to be hilarious again I look forward to seeing all your comedy you're awesome!

[@P51]

One of the best out there.

[@travisadams9268]

Loving seeing Cruising Joe List was expecting more bathroom jokes tho.

[@TXpatriate]

Oh no! Laughed until I slobbered..

[@Sparko78]

The King of Content strikes again! Funny as always!

[@sebk4980]

Excellent bit!😂😂😂

[@stefaniaponitz5738]

Fantastic!

[@debraferraro7000]

Wow this is a Christmas miracle!

[@rogaru]

ive never seen a man with the classic Karen haircut until today love ol sloppy joloppy though

[@mikeortalano172]

Joe's is A Comedic Murder.. Kiliis Joke After Joke!!! One Of the BEST!! I'm up on all Comics.. n He's Most underrated

[@jessicapadgett7345]

Love this

[@michaelgrant2578]

Wow. I do yoga daily. Usually the only man in the room, I'm using these.

[@thebiosphere8349]

Awesome set!!!

[@wyntersheard]

Definitely a new fan after watching this 💜

[@simonpearce2067]

Gawd that Stop sign bit is exquisite