Being in a South African Taxi

[@LasizweDambuza]

Yes or No, Did you enjoy this video ?

[@Cookist_Mahlengi]

YUP

[@lungelobuthelezi6540]

Lasizwe Dambuza yes it’s awesome

[@thandomoshani1415]

Pretty Ugly 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😭😭😭😭😭😭 😭 😭. Sanctify me oh Lord

[@tebogomohanoe5443]

Yes

[@day4286]

Yes

[@Yourmostfavouriteclips]

Who else has weird anxiety when it comes to sitting in the front seat?

[@ayandaplaatjies5932]

That's me, sometimes I missed the taxi because of that, I don't wanna face anyone's wrath for losing their money, especially in the morning. Yhoo!!!!! Nooooo!!!

[@nandipandlovu9397]

I will never attempt that level of self hate. Front seat for who. You'll even forget 1 + 1

[@faithkekane9903]

YOH that is so me. ANDIZI!!!!

[@Nanawamodimo]

Lovely Flower I will FOREVER LIKE before watching 😂🔥😝

[@zamaphungula3367]

Anxiety yokubala imali

[@shillatwaambo1342]

"You are so bombastic" "Why are you chewing like a cow" I love you lasizwe u so funny!!!!

[@germainedraxler7538]

Bombastiki*

[@esthermuranganwa9426]

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brenttayengwa8531]

The Zimbabwean guy gets me all the time 😂😂😂

[@onalennasaul1943]

“Who said I wanted to count the money”put me on the floor mara “Wait I need to open my calculator”😂😂is something 😂😂

[@mazandies]

Every taxi has that last passenger, speaking her mind and putting everyone, including the driver, in their place🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ad-Lo]

Zinhle Zandile Nkosi then accusing THEM of being the noisy ones!

[@moretshiamo]

Always me when I use I taxi

[@priscillamamorobela729]

Can't you see am forever young😂😂😂🤣

[@nthabisengmashego4856]

"Who's the cow in your family? Why are you chewing like that"😂 kill me again

[@mercylynekuin4863]

Lol

[@nthabisengmashego4856]

@@TonyPonyPelony bra😂😂😂

[@pelomk9022]

"I didn't ask to count money" No one does, Sisi 😂🤣😅😢

[@MphoNakanaMedia]

🤭

[@lusandamaqoqa7191]

Nose in my eyes 🤣🤣🤣

[@acetorianakale6079]

The way Lasiwe gave him a bubblegum because he's mouth was smelling but didn't want to tell him🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

[@reny792]

The best moment of this video😂😂😂

[@WendysAsmrStudio]

I literally laughed so hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rowhancelti8504]

That 'yoh! Ha ah' had me finished..and then pinching the nostrils close. Then u must know yoh the aroma is bad.😂😂😂😂

[@molebogengpitsi6247]

They say laughter is the best medicine. And trust me Lasizwe, you are that best medicine. I love you Lasizwe and thank you for the efforts you take to up a smile MY face.

[@zaakiraharendthomas8538]

Nobody: Lasizwe: "pulls out an iPhone 11 in a taxi" 😭🤣

[@nadiam926]

I was thinking that! I would never risk that LOL

[@MelodyNellao22]

Nadia M ... what happens.? They steal.?

[@kc87557]

Melody Nellao YES

[@MelodyNellao22]

K C ... but why would you steal an iPhone, it’s useless. Or is it for the parts.?

[@siptastechow]

Your nose is in my eyew

[@duncanjacobs402]

“Eat this chappies, no one has this flavor - it’s limited edition 💁🏾🙅🏾‍♀️” “Why you chewing like a cow? Who is a cow in your family 🐮” this is gold 😂😂🤣🤣

[@samanthaawordocus2075]

😂😂😂

[@reshmarantloka1518]

"This is not your mother house"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@siptastechow]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Alu-bg8zp]

Ahh this guy with his accent 🤣🤣he kills me shem

[@entletandilegobeni1630]

Please!!!

[@ashlenemafokoane7229]

I watch just because of him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@roselinehermanus3412]

Lasizwe must keep him too funny 🤣🤣

[@annahmakunga4009]

Lasizwe🤣🤣🤣and this guy 🤐 just tryna sae uyamthanda umfowethu kkkk...zim accent# shona

[@msg653]

Dude like 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@thepearlylife]

Who's the guy with the accents... Yhooo he kills me😂😂😂

[@m_u_x0x0]

Me too 😂😂😂😂

[@acetorianakale6079]

I know right

[@asemahle2704]

Isn't it lungile😂😂

[@JesameSandalamo]

Me too

[@lungantombela1023]

Lol sorry mama, sorry sorry sorry 😂😂😂🙏

[@lavendermarufu5571]

You’re so young and talented Lasizwe, your future is bright

[@marciamanyike5584]

Yes you talk the truth she is so talented so much🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥👌👌👌👌👌

[@kopanomolale5038]

🔥🔥🔥

[@likhomakaula8051]

the jumping up and down killed me lmao, listen South African taxis will shake you!!!!

[@nokuthulakholwane7960]

"Your nose is in my eyes" 😂😂😂😂 😂😂

[@nelaosimasiku4815]

😂😂😂

[@karaboblu]

Can I help for you 🤣

[@amitangara1064]

Nokuthula Kholwane 🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Bestme78]

Clever people can do front seat arithmetic. Smart ones avoid the front seat

[@deedidi9205]

Lol I always sit in front

[@Bestme78]

@@deedidi9205 😂😂😂

[@thutomokgosi7583]

😂😂 and I am the smart one

[@Bestme78]

@@thutomokgosi7583 me too. Why? Life is stressful enough

[@modzasavage5395]

I hate it especially wen am tired. Yoooo my mind dsnt work.

[@lavendermarufu5571]

The guy who’s reading your messages 🤣🤣🤣that part kills me

[@angiekunene208]

"Who is a cow in your family? Why you chewing like that😹😹😹"

[@tendaimudini1215]

I.jus Died🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yolandateki8312]

"Say haaaaaaaah" "Your nose it's in my eyes"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@roselinehermanus3412]

This part killed me joh 🤣🤣🤣

[@sophymaruapula6782]

😹😹😹😹😹😹That part nje

[@sameehaseedat6564]

"I'm well educated darling, I went to school" me too Lasizwe, me too🤣

[@EnosHakoola]

I'm Zambia and My mom got on the front seat.. She didn't know anything 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mmonoamamabolo8804]

I feel sorry for your mom 🙆🙆🙆

[@ahexcuseme6936]

😂

[@tiankabinde6299]

Eish 😭🤣

[@kgothatsomoiloa1784]

I wouldn't wish that on anyone honestly.

[@lindandlovu1668]

I'd rather catch the next one

[@subscribeforsomeafricanvil7105]

As an international student, the first time I used a taxi I set in front (was first and last time) I used the front seat. I was confused when everyone started sending their taxi fare to me, worst part is when the passengers were shouting for their change. All I heard was "sisi, haibo and economy..!!!? " This was exactly how my taxi experience was, even being at the back didn't help much as you constantly end up in a conversation with whoever is next to you...eish

[@nwabalisa2674]

"I'm well educated" yes batshele wena girl 😂😂

[@sanmak3283]

“Who’s a cow in your family?” “Your nose it’s in my eyes” “Ok, read with your nose, read” 🤣

[@margaretmeyiwa5187]

San Mak ur nose it on my eyes😂😂😂😂

[@ishish8816]

3:02😭 4:12

[@choeneveronica3051]

Hold on, that "say haaaaaaaaah" part finished me. I'm dead klaaaar!😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[@TheeKanyeMsi]

We need to see the guy who does the Zim accent voiceover struu 🤞🏽🤣

[@iamanele]

I think it's the same one who was sneaking on the convos

[@annahmakunga4009]

Phuma khona vele🤣🤣🤣#wrst h gt shona accent dear...mamela islungu sakhe......

[@ruevee]

Guys where are you hearing these "Zim" accents? I've never come across this coming out of a Zim mouth 😂😂😂

[@TheeKanyeMsi]

Anele Ndlovu yah neh 🤔🤣🤣 I used to hate it when people would do that in the taxi 😐

[@iamanele]

Kanye Msimang 😂😂😂 plan is to share the phone with them. Ask them on how to respond and all

[@charlottemodisane3387]

Everytime when my day is all roughed up I log into KZbin and watch your videos thank you for always bringing a smile to my face I love you may God keep on blessing you

[@michaelamacfarlane7323]

MY FAVORITE PART IS WHEN THE GUY IS LOOKING AT THE MESSAGES THAT YOU ARE SENDING TO SOMEONE ELSE! FUNNIEST THING EVER !!

[@sandyjaja1840]

😁😁😂😂

[@lwazithandozwane3047]

Is me🤦 I'm that guy reading your messages😂😂😂

[@teemageza1953]

The guy with the Zimbabwe accent always kills me... 😂😂

[@bettiesabs4686]

Who told you its Zim accent?????

[@prkhumzicles]

Which Zimbabwe? Hehehe majority of Zimbabweans speak English better than South Africans

[@julietjuu3236]

He sounds like zim Isn't obvious? Where i stay there are zims who speaks exactly like him.

[@betinahclairenhema473]

@@julietjuu3236 stop lying this is not an Zimbabwean accent Zimbabweans are better that you guys nonsense mhani

[@julietjuu3236]

@@betinahclairenhema473 Lmao stop catching feelings 😂😂😂.. OK i get it. Sorry for the inconvenience 😂

[@sthembisomasilela6875]

"Bobby se Poes"😂😂😂 "Can't you see I'm forever young"😂😂💔

[@daniellepeters1721]

LOL!!!!!!! Bobby se Poes, I am dead!!!

[@REMOFILWEremoo]

😂 I hate it when guys wanna talk to me in the taxi, they always have something wrong it’s either their breath stank or underarms 🤮🤢🤣🤣

[@nkanyezinxumalo6626]

ALWAYSS!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@REMOFILWEremoo]

Fundani Ndebele 🤣 lies

[@nkanyezinxumalo6626]

@Fundani Ndebele ayi I've never experienced it with a lady

[@fue16]

And its like they don't get that you're not interested.. .they just keep talking!😂😂😂

[@nickiowens2036]

Eish Wena the things we go through 🤣😂

[@rudaughterofzion3903]

My first time in a SA taxi, I with a cousin of mine and it was her first time too.....We sat in the front seat hinking we'd hit the jackpot but ooooohhhh 🙆🙆🙆... everyone started passing us money and waiting for their change and we didn't even know how much a trip was.....😂😂... Fortunately the driver was kind enough to do it himself...He just gave us change to pass on to people....phew! But if i ever visit SA again, I'm staying clear of the front seat!

[@blunt426]

Bring your own seat (aka laptop) half price lol #OnlyInTheMotherCity

[@pennysa-uk9738]

Hahaha which country are you from?

[@buhledube8521]

Eish me too, the first tym I was in a taxi in SA I literally cried yooh that experience was the worst had no idea why people were passing their fares to me and they started demanding their change n I hate calculations worse unnecessary ones. I had to lie that I can't count kkkk they laughed but got me off the hook atleast ts a whole different thing in Zim cz the front seat is THE SEAT. No people asking to pass or anything.

[@mpumidhlamini9915]

Nobody: Lasizwe:want a chappies? I feel like that is a strategy for all people who have bad breath😂👌

[@marchellemalander8222]

Limited edition 😂😂😂

[@mpumidhlamini9915]

@@marchellemalander8222 😂😂😂

[@nokuphiwandulini6635]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@zeus87612]

I offer people toilet paper

[@mpumidhlamini9915]

@@zeus87612 what!!!!!!?😂😂😂😂 that's the rudest one😂😂😂😂😂😂💔

[@_gracy_1625]

"Who is the cow in your family?" Took me out💀😂

[@bree2457]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jen9774]

... sprayed coffee over my tablet and out my nose 🤣😂🤣😂

[@marcuswadejordaan5465]

“Bobby se poes”🤣🤣🤣

[@msgoody2904]

What did Bobby do though 🤣🤣🤣

[@jennifertrinta43]

😂😂😂😂

[@tamzyncrocker4007]

That killed me😂

[@Shauno860]

🤣🤣😂

[@Phumie1]

Yebo I want to see him too😜

[@ammaarahsallie2669]

"Sorry boetie.... can I help for you?"😭😂😂😂😂

[@ariannadhaarmik1864]

LASIZWE YOU MADE MY NIGHT JHOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Who's a cow in your family" "Can I help for you"

[@mollsgalore]

The guy voice is everything 😂😂😂😂😂😂😫

[@samanthandebele-d1967]

You killed it "Who's a cow in your family" 😅😂😅😅😂 I love this one

[@jaejojo1289]

Lol that's my favourite line too🤣🤣🤣🤗🤗❤️

[@kabelomonama1366]

"Sorry buti...can I help for you" "Because your nose is in my eyes"😂😂

[@mbaliyam]

Guys the Zimbabwean accent has me every single time 🤣🤣🤣

[@katlegokhunou1370]

Are we really gonna ignore the Zulu music playing in the back 😂😂

[@jadekotze3026]

"Your nose it's in my eyes." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kagisonquma7639]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tenydee]

"He got bumped by a bicycle?! " is he still breathing😂😂😂😂😂

[@paulachilaule3935]

"Take the bubblegum, it's a special edition, no one has it man"😂😂😂😂😂

[@nelthegal]

That hair and earrings got to me the most with “your nose is in my eyes” 😱😁😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 good stuff 👍

[@nathannash7405]

SOMEONE GIVE ME AN ASTHMA pUMP PLEASE - i cant breathe - im crying of laughter cos this is me daily

[@lifewithntokozo]

"Do you want the phone? Take" 😂 😂

[@kamogeloradebe4234]

"sorry buti can I help for you"?? 😂😂

[@sannah122]

"Can't you see im forever young"😂😂😂dead🤣🤣

[@tshiamotikiso2105]

"Sorry bhuti can i help for you" "Your nose is in my eyes" 😂 😂 😂

[@tshiamotikiso2105]

4:00 🤣🤣🤣 i can't stop watchin it 🤣🤣🤣

[@arnoldmite780]

Dead🤣🤣🤣

[@vanessangulube7554]

I always pretend that I am either on my phone or waiting for someone .when I see the front seat empty I'd rather be late then stressed out over change 🤣🤣

[@leratow_tollie4730]

😂😂😂😂😂I'm good at pulling that stunt Lols

[@timothy2491]

I always got the " laptop" seat at the back😂. The one they create

[@ayandaplaatjies5932]

Thats the worst!!!

[@mrsmylove8448]

Lmao laptop seat 😂😂😂

[@maletsiri3154]

With this comment can I assume that you're from Cape Town?

[@ayandaplaatjies5932]

You on point.

[@lebomuruge1639]

Laptop seat😂😂🤣

[@qaqambabidi4436]

"Dzaaay! Fork n knife! Die poppie sal dans" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@care07]

That coloured accent at the end and that last part 😂

[@ojmoeng776]

"Bobi se poos"😂😂😂😂

[@michaelamacfarlane7323]

AND ALSO ANOTHER FUNNY PART IS WHEN YOU OFFER THAT GUY WITH THE SMELLY BREATH A CHAPPIES. LAUGHING FOR DAYS

[@karaboblu]

Limited edition 🤣

[@snothile.m]

I will speak my English I'm well educated darling😹😹

[@noxolonguse5571]

"iTs NoT tHaT dEeP" 😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@tumisangmhaladi2259]

That part kiled me too.

[@NateK9official]

That's our favorite thing to say

[@WasaqNoob]

I'm watching all your videos tonight to prepare me for my trip to South Africa 😂

[@kkbpeacd9991]

" is Bobby still breathing?" " Bobby se poes" 😂😂😂😂😥 joh im gone😂

[@tumirachel9210]

Who else thinks the coloured guy is a whole mood?😂😂

[@tsom5216]

Dipopo sal dance😂

[@mahluliskosana]

The accent of the second guy with bad breath left me lifeless😂😂😂This video is the best💯❤️

[@NthabeMoh]

"Driver ngyekele alone" 😂😂

[@francis9k815]

Got bumped by a snake ... And now "Got bumped by a bicycle" 😂😂😂😂

[@liallmiller8275]

Bobby se pOes😂🤣😭 DEAD💀😭🤣🤣

[@chriswilton1171]

Hey Lasizwe! I just wanna say that I love your videos! You make such relatable content for South Africans far and wide :) Keep making content! Keep making people smile and laugh! You are the reason why our country is evolving into a bigger and brighter place; by celebrating diversity and culture through humour and creativity. I believe you're gonna go so far and do our country proud. Keep it up boyo!

[@jutsu712]

"Bobby se poes" 😂😂😂😂 l'm dead

[@Lifewith.RiiKambamba]

The third lady is a whole mood 😭😂😂😂

[@_chanelle.k]

"She is moaning"😭😂💀💞

[@casslynnenicholson3483]

My favorite part is where you tell the guy next to you to mind his own business, then tell him to read, read! :-) and 'you gonna kill us driver im forever young' :-)

[@___o_t_a_h_t__]

I needed this, I just got dumped literally 30 minutes ago 😂😂💔💔😂😂

[@queenethsengwayo6104]

Aarg shame mannn.. askies

[@NomfundoV8]

Sorry Thato hope you get better soon

[@zinhlesibisi2531]

She will be back

[@Zama_we_afro]

Sorry bra

[@tshepangphaahla8015]

I hope you get better Thato

[@sinsin1197]

"Ahhh but... whose daughters for your father cos ahhh he needs maybe cows or chickens" 😂😂 there's a lot of confusion here

[@selbymndeni6115]

"NO your nose its in my eyes, why is your nose in my eyes"😂😂😂 "Or you want to help me type"

[@lavendermarufu5571]

Long live Lasizwe you still have a lot to give to the comedy industry 🥰... you’re a pacesetter

[@shaakiraajam3234]

5:00 "Bobby se poes!" Dead dead dead :'D

[@yolandajwacu]

Killed me😂😂

[@genevafrans3752]

Johhhh lmaoooo that part got me tho

[@daniellepeters1721]

sjoe!!! I laughed so loud,this boy kills me really!!!

[@mosleymahuma153]

Bobby

[@mosleymahuma153]

Poor bobby

[@zenandengcawini2591]

That zim accent Jehova 😂😂😂😂

[@theodorelukheli6031]

The “no ma’am it’s not that deep” is like an injection on my bum 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I’m gone!

[@Tabbyomwenga]

😂😂😂 it's not that deep

[@theodorelukheli6031]

Tabby Omwenga 😂😂😂😂 hey!

[@whisperywind8768]

Front seat responsibility is a lot 😩 i used to let the taxi go if only the front seat was available.

[@ninahmbatha1890]

Me 2

[@leratomaselwane9165]

I still do shem

[@luyandosimbanyina1249]

You have no idea how much inspiration you give the youth these days. Thank God for bringing such a blessing into many of your fans lives.

[@elsiemorufe5802]

Soooo relatable!!!😂😂😂😂😂Especially when they squeeze you in a corner 😂😂😂

[@dineobuthelezi6089]

"Ngiyekele alonee" "Who's a cow in your family?" 🤣

[@1Soluschristus]

Great video!!! But you missed the "sliding door operator" 😂...and the taxi driver who thinks it's need for speed at every yellow robot...and the moment your taxi driver gets pulled over...ahhhh....lol.

[@loben1473]

"Driver, please after the robot neh...!!" - we all know she wasn't going there 😂

[@laurendaniels1341]

"can't you see I'm forever young." 😂

[@MrsDyarvane]

🤣🤣🤣the way he is just shaking while the taxi is moving 🤣🤣

[@luyandamayekiso6842]

Its safe to say...I have experienced all of these and many more 😂😂😂....including a fight with the conductor about how much he either loves me or wont give me change....

[@cullabenjamin3663]

“Looks like you are just pretty ugly now” ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️ 🇳🇦

[@petrankomo962]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bioskopandchampagne]

Maybe he meant the artist?????

[@hinyikiwilemithi4855]

😂 😂 😂

[@lihlatshwayo2932]

maskandi in the background. the accuracy😂

[@luckydiphofa398]

How about the R250 twitter go tletse

[@Rosy4014]

"Sorry bhuti, can I help for you?" 😂😂😂😂😂⚰⚰ Dankie Lasizwe

[@tabithamulilo6717]

This happened to me when I went for holiday in SA and I didn't even know the language.... then the driver stopped the taxi and told me to go and sit in the back...I was shocked🤗

[@arletesambiliye8423]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@gacha_queen_uwu4093]

You mean the languages

[@sikhonashiyani7000]

I live for the "can I help for you..." moments. 😂😂😂😂

[@Mo_laoshi]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣we all do..

[@nqobilengubane4207]

That accent always gets me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@skyes3903]

when the driver stopped the taxi i went off with the laughter 😭😭😂😂😂

[@kesegomodibedi]

Ai ai ai no man i can't get enough of this video😂😂😂😂💔especially when "eat this bubblegum man" and "say ghaaa"😂😂😂💔❤

[@samkelongubelanga4930]

" Did Bobby got bumped by a bicycle" that part killed me yhoo😂😂😂

[@jay-deewessels1922]

"Your nose is in my eyes" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@simpliicharlotte6124]

I remember the counting money in the front seat when I was a student in Cape Town. My first encounter was so confusing. 😂🤣