System It's Offline, Come back tomorrow: Dept of Home Affairs -Lasizwe

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A Parody about what happens at the Home Affairs.
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@princeskye289
@princeskye289 4 жыл бұрын
" the system is offline" - South African proverb
@madelaine191
@madelaine191 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂 its african proverb. In Kenya its the same in government offices.
@jacoaucamp2155
@jacoaucamp2155 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣
@CalypsoK
@CalypsoK 4 жыл бұрын
@elaine 254 you know Tanzania venye pia haiko nyuma kwa kusema "the system is offline" / "network inasumbua" 😂😂
@marchellemalander8222
@marchellemalander8222 4 жыл бұрын
True story! And i happened to be there for a "national shutdown". I cant even
@wheelsoncam820
@wheelsoncam820 4 жыл бұрын
theny even say "system offline"
@reggielaw9712
@reggielaw9712 4 жыл бұрын
The first guys accent is killing me🤣🤣
@kemangmakwala7377
@kemangmakwala7377 4 жыл бұрын
Killed me 😂😂😂😂
@Sethu000
@Sethu000 4 жыл бұрын
I'm in tears 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@vincent5534
@vincent5534 4 жыл бұрын
The accent 🤣🤣
@FAITHVNTI
@FAITHVNTI 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@cassandraxolile2389
@cassandraxolile2389 4 жыл бұрын
Xolisa Baliso legendary!!🙌🏼🤣🤣🤣
@melissasingh9441
@melissasingh9441 4 жыл бұрын
Why am I more afraid to go to home affairs than going to the police station? 😟🤣
@cindymthethwa9926
@cindymthethwa9926 4 жыл бұрын
That's why i still have the green card 😭😂😂
@Hunadi
@Hunadi 4 жыл бұрын
@@cindymthethwa9926 Right?
@melissasingh9441
@melissasingh9441 4 жыл бұрын
@@cindymthethwa9926 🤣🤣
@absolutechad8126
@absolutechad8126 4 жыл бұрын
Melissa Singh naaaah the police station bathrooms though
@cassidyallengar
@cassidyallengar 4 жыл бұрын
The police station’s system isn’t offline lol
@carmy_v
@carmy_v 4 жыл бұрын
Being at Home Affairs is like playing the longest game of musical chairs.
@luecrypt.k9567
@luecrypt.k9567 4 жыл бұрын
😂Pausing for 3 hours
@carmy_v
@carmy_v 4 жыл бұрын
@@luecrypt.k9567 Exactly! 😂
@nthat1e
@nthat1e 4 жыл бұрын
That's true
@kitsontuli2713
@kitsontuli2713 4 жыл бұрын
It's excruciating 💔💔💔
@Kiepie009
@Kiepie009 4 жыл бұрын
Don't forget SARS😔
@16224
@16224 4 жыл бұрын
This is so true, all LaSizwe's videos are a reality, we have failed ourselves as black people(some have failed themselves)
@sweetiepie6740
@sweetiepie6740 4 жыл бұрын
Lol. Its a damn shame, we can be the absolute worst in professional situations.
@nellymatalanga5033
@nellymatalanga5033 4 жыл бұрын
Entertainment plus the truth .guess he's always trying to pass sm msg but in a joking way😂😂
@annekemahabeer5130
@annekemahabeer5130 4 жыл бұрын
@Brad die Irriterend III indeed!!!! This is exactly what we go through! The attitude everything!!!! Agree!!!
@admin4143
@admin4143 4 жыл бұрын
The Almighty God gave the Blacks the opportunity and chance to rule , and that also in a golden platter, Blacks just had to be dedicated and honest in the positions they were given , rather they wasted the opportunity .
@mohamedsalee5688
@mohamedsalee5688 4 жыл бұрын
Hope ANC is watching. This is 100% true in all government departments
@LindieBotes
@LindieBotes 4 жыл бұрын
WHY IS IT SO ACCURATE THOUGH
@rayray4reeaaaalssssszzz
@rayray4reeaaaalssssszzz 3 жыл бұрын
Facts
@philip._.er.ms0418
@philip._.er.ms0418 3 жыл бұрын
Jy sit daar vir soos helfte van die dag !! and then they didn’t even do anything like...
@kiaralochenberg268
@kiaralochenberg268 4 жыл бұрын
System is always offline when they get tired or there's too many people in the queues always 😂🤣🤣
@Ad-Lo
@Ad-Lo 4 жыл бұрын
kiki boo After 2 pm, specifically. Because they knock off at 4.
@kiaralochenberg268
@kiaralochenberg268 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ad-Lo Yohhh that's so true🤣🤣
@marissathebooknerd
@marissathebooknerd 4 жыл бұрын
And on Friday they're always offline because they want to tjaila at twelve shame...
@kudzaidephinemusonza6201
@kudzaidephinemusonza6201 4 жыл бұрын
I thought they only did that to Zimbabweans getting in their country ! But to fellow South Africans too?
@angapichy1261
@angapichy1261 4 жыл бұрын
But where did he get the first guy, we deserve to see his face🤣🤣
@LasizweDambuza
@LasizweDambuza 4 жыл бұрын
The day we see Cow and Chickens (Cartoons) Parents Face is the Day I reveal his face
@nwabisajames8582
@nwabisajames8582 4 жыл бұрын
I can't believe we never got to see those parents (Cow and chicken) ... so the day we see the Mayor's secretary in Powerpuff Girls is the day we see that face🤣🤣🤣
@kazumakidu529
@kazumakidu529 4 жыл бұрын
Lol we did see cow and chicken's parents faces but as dolls I think
@Ayoo9ine
@Ayoo9ine 4 жыл бұрын
They don't have an upper part
@mongikazip
@mongikazip 4 жыл бұрын
I want to see him as well 😂😂😂
@ntsoakimotapanyane5689
@ntsoakimotapanyane5689 4 жыл бұрын
Keep them shoulder socks comin Lasizwe 😂😂😂
@DonavanNation
@DonavanNation 4 жыл бұрын
So I'm not the only one who noticed them 😂😂😂😂
@mmatselengtseki3323
@mmatselengtseki3323 4 жыл бұрын
Yei🤣🤸‍♀️
@Mowizzy1
@Mowizzy1 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Mafiamum-Yiayia
@Mafiamum-Yiayia 4 жыл бұрын
Yes those shoulder sock EPOLETTES gives the AUTHORRRITY Ne!
@LunaOyaShe
@LunaOyaShe 4 жыл бұрын
Hahaaaa! I love the socks!!! 😤😩🤣😂😂😭😂😂😂💀🤞🏾
@kathryn.wooldridge
@kathryn.wooldridge 4 жыл бұрын
It's too real. My blood pressure is going up just watching this. 😂
@hotchick8320
@hotchick8320 4 жыл бұрын
Kathryn Wooldridge 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@siyabongadladla4416
@siyabongadladla4416 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@khanyile2897
@khanyile2897 4 жыл бұрын
Classic home affairs long lines, bad service and always offline system
@msg653
@msg653 4 жыл бұрын
The circle of Clips facts
@godsfavourite6134
@godsfavourite6134 4 жыл бұрын
Lasizwe does his research very well before shooting a video, this is exactly what's happening at DHA, u don't sleep well when u going there.
@LasizweDambuza
@LasizweDambuza 4 жыл бұрын
God's Favourite I appreciate your comment❤️
@masiem8196
@masiem8196 4 жыл бұрын
"You don't sleep well"😂😂😂😂
@marietemplin
@marietemplin 4 жыл бұрын
That is true. I always get sick the night before I go
@sphileletshabalala6742
@sphileletshabalala6742 4 жыл бұрын
who even thinks of this. ayi you are talented shem
@LasizweDambuza
@LasizweDambuza 4 жыл бұрын
Sphilele Tshabalala thank you so much ❤️🙏
@margholtz
@margholtz 4 жыл бұрын
@@LasizweDambuza you are a ray of light for us. Keep on shining
@ireneebekker4886
@ireneebekker4886 4 жыл бұрын
Tons of talent! I love to watch your videos when I feel down and need a good laugh :D
@SIRCTRL
@SIRCTRL 4 жыл бұрын
The haters are from ppl who work in home Affairs 😂😂😂😂💔
@thabomathinya7226
@thabomathinya7226 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@Therealjowi
@Therealjowi 4 жыл бұрын
Perfect Siziba Leave us alone 😂😂😂😂
@primadonna4535
@primadonna4535 4 жыл бұрын
I agree.They see themselves in this video 🤣
@thandekasapple
@thandekasapple 4 жыл бұрын
Hey, I just wanted to let you know I'm the 300th person to like your comment
@SIRCTRL
@SIRCTRL 4 жыл бұрын
@@thandekasapple thank uuu babes❤🌈
@anikam.3204
@anikam.3204 4 жыл бұрын
Lasizwe giving content every week and I'm loving it!
@Guest1_213
@Guest1_213 4 жыл бұрын
He's feeding us well...
@georgechiparamandu
@georgechiparamandu 4 жыл бұрын
@@Guest1_213 yhooo guys love it😍😍
@thabanichonco4295
@thabanichonco4295 4 жыл бұрын
Are you applying 4 passport? Yes, I’m INTERNATIONALLY !🕵🏾‍♂️ 😂😂
@AdventureswithTeekayVenus
@AdventureswithTeekayVenus 4 жыл бұрын
Yoooo when they up and down talking about their weekend i feel like ripping all their wigs off so annoying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sandymadela2892
@sandymadela2892 4 жыл бұрын
Honestly 😂😂😂
@vixen3671
@vixen3671 4 жыл бұрын
ALL THEIR WIGS LMaO
@Lois_mongo2
@Lois_mongo2 4 жыл бұрын
For real 😂😂😂😂
@DonavanNation
@DonavanNation 4 жыл бұрын
Yup 😂😂😂
@chosenforgreatnesswithgail5820
@chosenforgreatnesswithgail5820 4 жыл бұрын
Shit is so annoying. N it happens everywhere homeaffairs, police station, traffic department, hospital n after that they be fucken rude to you
@felicitymahlatse2995
@felicitymahlatse2995 4 жыл бұрын
The dislikes are from people who are working at home affairs, We see y'all👀
@jennyo9120
@jennyo9120 4 жыл бұрын
Felicity Mahlatse or from failed, jealous comedians. 😄
@rexinkidagakash5171
@rexinkidagakash5171 4 жыл бұрын
*This one is crazy.. I'm going to have my lunch.*
@justicelachicanaricana4407
@justicelachicanaricana4407 4 жыл бұрын
Omg😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🙈😂🤣😂🥰
@rexinkidagakash5171
@rexinkidagakash5171 4 жыл бұрын
@@justicelachicanaricana4407 Eish man.. Haha.. I was just being dramatic like him.. Mostly... In some way you might say... I'm I right.. Choma... 😘😊
@tshimangadzonndwakhulu9167
@tshimangadzonndwakhulu9167 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ViolaTsh
@ViolaTsh 4 жыл бұрын
I've cried at home affairs😓 they really know how to mess with a person
@KeagsX
@KeagsX 4 жыл бұрын
Number 3 is legit how Home Affairs be 😂🤣😂
@urieowamfeni480
@urieowamfeni480 4 жыл бұрын
The home affairs in wynberg near Bramley😂 bruh... had this exact treatment
@yolandamjoli7291
@yolandamjoli7291 4 жыл бұрын
"Uyahlanya loh ngiya eLunch'n mna" got me dead
@ke_sentle_6091
@ke_sentle_6091 4 жыл бұрын
Yohhh I felt that💔😂😂
@forevertheaii
@forevertheaii 4 жыл бұрын
And she'll only come back past her lunch hour 😂
@OlivePapyrus
@OlivePapyrus 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@jadinemthethwa
@jadinemthethwa 4 жыл бұрын
who liked before even watching the video😹
@Mykitchenbynana
@Mykitchenbynana 4 жыл бұрын
Me😂
@addressjess993
@addressjess993 4 жыл бұрын
Jadine Mthethwa Me.
@thobilengongoma93
@thobilengongoma93 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@shravosingh7674
@shravosingh7674 4 жыл бұрын
Me
@pinkymafupa458
@pinkymafupa458 4 жыл бұрын
Jadine Mthethwa me
@marilouw207
@marilouw207 4 жыл бұрын
Home Affairs is REALLY a horrible experience!
@tebogosony
@tebogosony 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣I think the Shoprite customer is here. I love him lol
@nadiac7038
@nadiac7038 4 жыл бұрын
Tebogo Sonyane 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@kelelekalake3009
@kelelekalake3009 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@naomishabangu7155
@naomishabangu7155 4 жыл бұрын
"This one is crazy am going to have my lunch " this part killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣🤣🙆‍♀️🙅‍♀️Yohhh 🤣🤣🤣
@tebogosehlare2127
@tebogosehlare2127 4 жыл бұрын
naome shabangu 😂🤣🤣🤣
@berylakoth6286
@berylakoth6286 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@funkydaroom1830
@funkydaroom1830 4 жыл бұрын
This guy with that acent is killing me😂😂
@nosiphodube9174
@nosiphodube9174 4 жыл бұрын
That first customers voice is the voice they use for all Africans acting in those those international movies they make 😂😂😂😂
@sindisomoyo6026
@sindisomoyo6026 4 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha it irritates me when they do that 😂😂😂
@nosiphodube9174
@nosiphodube9174 4 жыл бұрын
sindiso moyo sooo annoying 😂😂😂😂
@Ad-Lo
@Ad-Lo 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@MosesMatsepane
@MosesMatsepane 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@janehenry1076
@janehenry1076 4 жыл бұрын
This is so sad and so true.
@reinhardmoyo8907
@reinhardmoyo8907 4 жыл бұрын
"the system it's offline" "Ahhh never, never" 💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
@ginovicthabapelo9346
@ginovicthabapelo9346 4 жыл бұрын
'I am not the system' 😅😅😆😆😅😂😂 I died ⚰⚰⚰
@jeankweyama3479
@jeankweyama3479 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@reinhardmoyo8907
@reinhardmoyo8907 4 жыл бұрын
@@ginovicthabapelo9346 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lkwdmodelingagency3297
@lkwdmodelingagency3297 4 жыл бұрын
"This one is crazy I'm going to have my lunch"😂
@mmabathodibakoane6604
@mmabathodibakoane6604 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tshimangadzonndwakhulu9167
@tshimangadzonndwakhulu9167 4 жыл бұрын
😁😂😂😂😂😂
@Itxs.luunarr
@Itxs.luunarr 4 жыл бұрын
Did I not die😂😂😂😂😂
@yvettembele3570
@yvettembele3570 4 жыл бұрын
"call government and tell them" This is the reason I will die with my green ID book guys. I'm not going through this process unless it's absolutely required by law
@MdImran-sp9me
@MdImran-sp9me 4 жыл бұрын
Your the best comedian I ever seen born talented the reason why your gay keep it up dalitso nkhoma
@FlowBeats808
@FlowBeats808 4 жыл бұрын
Me too 😂. I'm not going there for shit.
@nokuphiwandulini6635
@nokuphiwandulini6635 4 жыл бұрын
@Yvette Mbele lalela cc m with you on this one yoo
@hlengiwekhomo4512
@hlengiwekhomo4512 4 жыл бұрын
Me and you same
@mashako4347
@mashako4347 4 жыл бұрын
The DHA process is faster now. I went to apply for the smart card. It was a quick process. I just took 15 minutes to take photos and update my residential address. I got my smart card and passport in 2 weeks. 😁
@Zamampofu_
@Zamampofu_ 4 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this😂🤣"You come from your mother's house thinking you're going to get a VIP experience" .."Come with a skhaftin"
@LasizweDambuza
@LasizweDambuza 4 жыл бұрын
Please share this video to your Facebook, Twitter and like the video. Between lady 1, 2 and 3 who’s the worst?
@basheerabintkaashief2018
@basheerabintkaashief2018 4 жыл бұрын
The last lol 😂
@liveliness496
@liveliness496 4 жыл бұрын
The last lady takes the oscar😂😂😂 busy everywhere and going to lunch break😎😎
@namhlamabusela7004
@namhlamabusela7004 4 жыл бұрын
3 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@nkululekonkuli6529
@nkululekonkuli6529 4 жыл бұрын
Last lady yooooi I give up😂😂😂😂
@lebogangmashego4954
@lebogangmashego4954 4 жыл бұрын
The 3rd lady... Too much drama,chewing, going 4 lunch, moving around, shouting, what's app, Facebook yoooh🤔😅😅#beezee ngempela
@jutsu712
@jutsu712 4 жыл бұрын
Put more ads on ur channel , l'll literally watch all of them😂 ... l like seeing SA youtubers finally getting the recognition they deserve
@Aya_Njengele
@Aya_Njengele 4 жыл бұрын
That "asambeni siyeni elunchini" 😭😭its so true they really do that
@kwame6762
@kwame6762 4 жыл бұрын
Who said I must call you for next, who said you must come for me?🤣
@MsRamington
@MsRamington 4 жыл бұрын
This is why I still havent replaced my stolen I.D, stood in the queues twice then offline both times. I now use my passport as proof of Identity m I can't deal with home affairs I will flip a table if I have to go through this process again.
@Ad-Lo
@Ad-Lo 4 жыл бұрын
Skyler Adams you passport will expire, eventually, friend!
@msg653
@msg653 4 жыл бұрын
Go to another location then
@MsRamington
@MsRamington 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ad-Lo I still got 4 years left on it 😂 I will muster the strength within that period lol
@laur83
@laur83 4 жыл бұрын
if you’re somewhat in the vicinity, the Heidelberg home affairs is usually pretty effective :)
@kitsontuli2713
@kitsontuli2713 4 жыл бұрын
Go to smaller towns
@theobserver5600
@theobserver5600 4 жыл бұрын
I'M HERRRE! I liked even before watching 🤣😂 "If the line it's long, the line it's long👀" " When you come, make sure you have a skhaftin... Airtime, data and skhaftin." I can't take it🤣😂😂😂 This is so real, though
@Ad-Lo
@Ad-Lo 4 жыл бұрын
The Observer What is a Skhaftin?
@theobserver5600
@theobserver5600 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ad-Lo A skhaftin is a lunchbox- basically... A container you use to carry food
@raysworld5096
@raysworld5096 4 жыл бұрын
Same here 🤣🤣
@Mafiamum-Yiayia
@Mafiamum-Yiayia 4 жыл бұрын
She left out “ your own toilet roll and wet wipes to disinfect”. We are all so super conscious now!!!
@Mafiamum-Yiayia
@Mafiamum-Yiayia 4 жыл бұрын
“We’ll see about border control” 😂
@nomthamakhanya2174
@nomthamakhanya2174 4 жыл бұрын
When he said "listen lala" I had like a PTSD flashback 😄 yhu the things we go through
@savanaerie
@savanaerie 4 жыл бұрын
I always arrive half an hour before closing time, they go more quickly because they want to go home.
@LadyT06
@LadyT06 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for letting me know😊!
@ggmanzi4530
@ggmanzi4530 4 жыл бұрын
Lol our home affairs doesn’t allow people after 10am 😂 You probably live in a Big City
@onicamatidze5547
@onicamatidze5547 4 жыл бұрын
That's what I do as well
@ertjiesb4158
@ertjiesb4158 4 жыл бұрын
I do that with the traffic department as well.
@marcusmorismoss6098
@marcusmorismoss6098 4 жыл бұрын
True, people wake up at 4am to cause long queues. By 2:30pm they are gone, and you just walk in
@ThandoHlophe
@ThandoHlophe 4 жыл бұрын
"WHY CAN'T YOU SIT STILL"? LMFAO!! VELE WHY???
@evemason3456
@evemason3456 4 жыл бұрын
HILARIOUS!!!! I have had so many of these experiences that I can relate. Sometimes a visit to these places (wherever they are in the world) is comically rewarding! I love it. Especially Petunia.
@phiwakahlekhoza8697
@phiwakahlekhoza8697 4 жыл бұрын
The Zimbabwean accent kills me every time 😂😂😂
@stabisenimaqokolo1851
@stabisenimaqokolo1851 4 жыл бұрын
I wish this could be seen by the authorities. Home affairs services is bad everywhere, in Mthatha this is the service you get💔💔
@maeselaboitumelo4218
@maeselaboitumelo4218 4 жыл бұрын
Modimo the accent killed me 🤣🤣"whati musti happeni now"
@jane8404
@jane8404 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mishfeekascholtz5048
@mishfeekascholtz5048 4 жыл бұрын
Donti shouti ati mii
@piriemudya7579
@piriemudya7579 4 жыл бұрын
Sound like a Zim guy. I am Zimbo i know my own. Kkkk
@luchinbouwer7223
@luchinbouwer7223 4 жыл бұрын
"This one is crazy ,im going for lunch"😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
@hlakanipetros6670
@hlakanipetros6670 4 жыл бұрын
The traumatic experience with the statement
@arnolourens2030
@arnolourens2030 4 жыл бұрын
You making home affairs look much better than how they really are! This lady was wayy too nice
@Jirehb8
@Jirehb8 4 жыл бұрын
"Who said I must call u for next!? 🤔🤣"
@S0VVA
@S0VVA 4 жыл бұрын
The first accent is the exact same of my aunties voice😂
@kananelolesesa4447
@kananelolesesa4447 4 жыл бұрын
No Lasizwe I love you 🤣🤣❤ Please continue delivering content
@lynnetteresian370
@lynnetteresian370 4 жыл бұрын
"You see the line that goes out of the door,follow that one and you'll be fine" lmao Lasizwe...love from Kenya
@judithmutemamingas5085
@judithmutemamingas5085 4 жыл бұрын
They're is no VIP in home affairs 😂😂😂
@Ad-Lo
@Ad-Lo 4 жыл бұрын
judith kaitano it's not the airport!!!
@judithmutemamingas5085
@judithmutemamingas5085 4 жыл бұрын
@@Ad-Lo 😂😂😂😂
@jarahfluxman20
@jarahfluxman20 4 жыл бұрын
I waited 9 hours at home affairs and then they closed but they gave me a VIP ticket so I could go first the next day
@josephineblom
@josephineblom 4 жыл бұрын
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
@paulamorrison7196
@paulamorrison7196 4 жыл бұрын
Sending love all the way from Jamaica 🇯🇲🇯🇲 ....please put subtitles on your videos, because I can't understand some of what you're saying but I still enjoy your videos their hilarious😆
@christinevandermerwe5660
@christinevandermerwe5660 3 жыл бұрын
Not hilarious if you're a South African and you are in this mess. Well done Lasizwe!!
@ediliocovele514
@ediliocovele514 3 жыл бұрын
@@christinevandermerwe5660 🙄 uya phapha
@hopebuhali3887
@hopebuhali3887 2 жыл бұрын
@@ediliocovele514 too much 🙌
@pamelapam6644
@pamelapam6644 4 жыл бұрын
Bounce back (system is of line) 2:04 Pay with likes😂😂😂😂😂
@brendenpillay380
@brendenpillay380 4 жыл бұрын
The lady at the end sounds like a typical 'Karen'🤣🤣🤣
@kobusdowney5291
@kobusdowney5291 4 жыл бұрын
You bet! Sy gaan nou haar toys uit die kot gooi bru!
@lunariousmoon
@lunariousmoon 3 жыл бұрын
Or in South Africa terms "Catherine" aka Katharina
@NyarRailakende
@NyarRailakende 4 жыл бұрын
👌👌thanks for making my winter warm with great contents...❤❤❤from Iceland Reykjavik 🇮🇸🇰🇪🤣🤣
@mbaliyam
@mbaliyam 4 жыл бұрын
Also I feel like these customers are very brave at this home affairs lol. In real life we keep quiet because we know they won’t help us if we say anything. How sad
@leolucky7570
@leolucky7570 4 жыл бұрын
Lasizwe your ability to make it feel like there's ongoing activity and business in your videos is SUPERB! I literally imagine people going about their bness
@nomizana_zanah2456
@nomizana_zanah2456 4 жыл бұрын
As for the up and down part😂😂😂💔💔 then they come back and tell u you in the rong que....jeez like cudnt u tell me that before roaming arround for 20mins😂😂
@timothy2491
@timothy2491 4 жыл бұрын
When they send you to 3 different lines after you waited for hours 🙄
@marilena5801
@marilena5801 4 жыл бұрын
You are good! Keep up the excellent work
@GryffDavid
@GryffDavid 4 жыл бұрын
One time at Home Affairs when collecting my passport, the lady took one look at my full first name (It's Welsh) and decided she wasn't even going to try and pronounce it. So instead she decided to use my second name, John. So she starts calling out "John!".... "John!" and of course I'm not even paying attention because that's not my name and I completely don't even realise that she's trying to call me. Then eventually she shouts over at me, "Hey, white boy! I'm calling you!" and everybody looks at me like, "Ja John! She's calling you John! Why aren't you going up there, John!". So I get up and walk over and everybody in line makes a groaning noise like, "Ah! John. This dude is useless!". Fun to laugh about now, but I was so embarrassed at the time. 😂Not like I can explain to all 40 people in line that my name isn't actually John.
@nomifreelancer4184
@nomifreelancer4184 4 жыл бұрын
Shame man , loll I know the feeling hy That place is literally hell, I cried the last time I did my passport
@KaraboLesenya
@KaraboLesenya 4 жыл бұрын
Sorry but this killed me 😂😂😂
@nompumelelobhengu8016
@nompumelelobhengu8016 4 жыл бұрын
Askies" John"😃
@khanyisiwedikile6032
@khanyisiwedikile6032 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂... Curious though, how do you actually pronounce your name?
@dorothytshehla
@dorothytshehla 4 жыл бұрын
Your story kills me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@hollinesssma8486
@hollinesssma8486 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂Lasizwe's weaves guys😂😂
@tatumdejongh1672
@tatumdejongh1672 4 жыл бұрын
The systems is always offline and they always having to go on lunch 🤣 “This is like blady ridiculous” 🤣🤣🤣
@thejaymnisi
@thejaymnisi 4 жыл бұрын
This one is crazy , im going to have my lunch😂😂😂😂💔💔💔💔💔
@nolly_nolzahmazwide3746
@nolly_nolzahmazwide3746 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@kwame6762
@kwame6762 4 жыл бұрын
"You come from your mother's house thinking your going to have a VIP experience" 😂
@fiqzofriends3346
@fiqzofriends3346 4 жыл бұрын
Zoe kimmi this one did it for me 🤣🤣
@nhlanhlamgobhozi1072
@nhlanhlamgobhozi1072 4 жыл бұрын
“If the line it’s long, the line it’s long” 😂😂
@deanteswiegelaar
@deanteswiegelaar 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@xoltecore
@xoltecore 4 жыл бұрын
this is by far lasizwe’s funniest video, and that says a lot because he has some great content
@mbaliyam
@mbaliyam 4 жыл бұрын
“Just come with a skaftin & data & airtime so that tomorrow you are not bothered” 🤣🤣🤣 ok thanks
@AmantleRammutla
@AmantleRammutla 4 жыл бұрын
The way this is so relatable I honestly can't stop laughing😂😂😂😂😂. Great Content @lasizwe love your work, keep em coming
@aviwefuno6782
@aviwefuno6782 4 жыл бұрын
"other children are suffering "😂
@nanaopoku1861
@nanaopoku1861 4 жыл бұрын
Who said u must come 4 me? 😂😂
@theaficionadosaficionado
@theaficionadosaficionado 4 жыл бұрын
Incredible how he captures all our experiences so accurately!!👏🏾🏆
@avelambangatha8076
@avelambangatha8076 4 жыл бұрын
I hope this be number 1 trending so they can resolve the matter we are facing in South Africa. Anyways this is spot on. Thank you for sharing.
@LasizweDambuza
@LasizweDambuza 4 жыл бұрын
I appreciate you! 🥰❤️🙏
@rorisangmathikha1383
@rorisangmathikha1383 4 жыл бұрын
I'm loving the background voices and sounds 👌well equipped
@wematter7720
@wematter7720 4 жыл бұрын
but guys this is how my physics teacher speaks.😭😭😭😹
@tariel1928
@tariel1928 4 жыл бұрын
Uhh, what do you mean by "parody"? This was one of the most accurate documentaries I've ever seen.
@yandosekhethelozwane5866
@yandosekhethelozwane5866 4 жыл бұрын
This is soooo true😣😣atleast today theres no"Unchofurnately" 😂😂😂 i love u Lasizwe
@sinazowutu2992
@sinazowutu2992 4 жыл бұрын
I keep going to old vids because you are that good!!!!
@kayi9479
@kayi9479 4 жыл бұрын
"IM TRYING TO HELP OTHER CHILDREN . THEY ARE SUFFERINGNG " 😂😂😂😂
@kamogelomakhubele6666
@kamogelomakhubele6666 4 жыл бұрын
I wish I could make a video with LASIZWE just once😂😂 he is the one who makes me watch KZbin videos everyday
@missp4529
@missp4529 4 жыл бұрын
You can't go to home affairs without a camping chair. If possible just carry the whole tent because that is where you will be living
@johngablesmith4671
@johngablesmith4671 4 жыл бұрын
5:05 - the acting is so good. When he stifles a (fake) cry! I’m shook.
@Vhampzz47
@Vhampzz47 4 жыл бұрын
I was doing my id last week and i waited almost 5 hours...and next week i must do my passport another 5 hours gone ffs
@mashudusikhomo75
@mashudusikhomo75 4 жыл бұрын
Askies shem😭...... honestly I applied for my passport at the Home Affairs in Pretoria. I had the best experience ever. It took me 40min and 5days later my passport was ready and it took me less than 5 Min for collection
@margholtz
@margholtz 4 жыл бұрын
@@mashudusikhomo75 great stuff I was also helped quickly in Malmesbury
@brocklifetimes7991
@brocklifetimes7991 4 жыл бұрын
I was there for 3 hours just to be told they only do 60 ID and passport applications a day then the next day from 4am till 3pm applying the other day then Today for collecting I waited from 6am till 2pm then the system went offline and they told me to go home lmao
@NnalueIfeoma
@NnalueIfeoma 4 жыл бұрын
I thought it only happens in Nigeria,it's generally an African issue kzbin.info/door/Iwn1bmAt2R3Vk_A6ftVQbA
@msg653
@msg653 4 жыл бұрын
You must go early in the morning 2 hrs before they open
@nickeishagordon3720
@nickeishagordon3720 4 жыл бұрын
If u love lasizwe and think he's amazing y'all prove it 👇👇👇
@AlekaKhay1
@AlekaKhay1 4 жыл бұрын
Lasizwe: "Tryphena!!!!" Me... dead on the floor 🤣🤣🤣
@antheadominick2038
@antheadominick2038 4 жыл бұрын
" I'm helping other children here, they are suffering, They are suffering" Brilliant line 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 😂😂😂😂😂
@ntshuxekokhosa1974
@ntshuxekokhosa1974 4 жыл бұрын
"Haibo you're shouting me ....whati must happeni now"😂😂😂😂i just can't guys....shoprite customer is here
@yasiphamakiki2848
@yasiphamakiki2848 4 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@lorainesekereta3340
@lorainesekereta3340 4 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
@siyaklaas
@siyaklaas 4 жыл бұрын
Spot on but most black people don't complain a lot, they complain amongst themselves while waiting in the line - they tend to be very apologetic.
@hhhdiamondmmmm5901
@hhhdiamondmmmm5901 4 жыл бұрын
That Shona accent, ngale north of Zimbabwe 👀👀 “whati must heppeni now”
@piriemudya7579
@piriemudya7579 4 жыл бұрын
I heard that too. Kkkk
@kobusdowney5291
@kobusdowney5291 4 жыл бұрын
Ziribo!
@peehailey8398
@peehailey8398 4 жыл бұрын
Zimbabweans are good in English stop lying
@hhhdiamondmmmm5901
@hhhdiamondmmmm5901 4 жыл бұрын
Tashy Pauline 😂😂 Zimbabweans have good GRAMMAR but there is that accentinyana. Both Ndebeles and Shonas have different accents too. This one here is from up north. 🤷🏽‍♀️
@yithibeauty664
@yithibeauty664 4 жыл бұрын
Facts only. I was at the Krugersdorp home affairs office 8 months pregnant and sat for 7 hours. Eventually the man who "assisted" me told me l have too much attitude & my Husband should divorce me because he'd never have time for a Woman like me. Personal much?! Staff was walking around barefoot exchanging di kaftin & talking about food, then at 15:30 they told the remaining people that they would not be assisted & should go away and return in the morning.
@nosiphoshandu7251
@nosiphoshandu7251 4 жыл бұрын
The foreign accent 😂😂😂
@lebohangmabitle1619
@lebohangmabitle1619 4 жыл бұрын
Nosipho Shandu.......Combined with Lasizwe’s voice😂😂
@kaymilan3928
@kaymilan3928 4 жыл бұрын
My favorite part 😂
@nosiphoshandu7251
@nosiphoshandu7251 4 жыл бұрын
@@lebohangmabitle1619 the foreigner so down to earth with a polite voice and lasizwe 🌋🌪️🌩️⚡⚡🌊,. 😂😂😂
@lebohangmabitle1619
@lebohangmabitle1619 4 жыл бұрын
Nosipho Shandu....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@jo-annejansen5566
@jo-annejansen5566 4 жыл бұрын
The part where he chew 's the bubblegum is the best part
@kamohelofilane6972
@kamohelofilane6972 4 жыл бұрын
Number 3 😭😭💔... Exactly how Home affairs is. Thank you Lasizwe for the content ❤️
@zvirikufaya3346
@zvirikufaya3346 4 жыл бұрын
In the UK u get the form from post office you fill in your form and sign then send it to passport office or take it there which will be literally 2minutes for them to process and within a day your passport arrives at your door step. You dont need to be there all day for days they will jus verify your details cause they have it all in the online system
@BrendaMang
@BrendaMang 4 жыл бұрын
the first guy has to be Zim coz that accent is my people 😂
@growwithmrsm
@growwithmrsm 4 жыл бұрын
Addicted to your awesome madness...love from Derby 🇬🇧🇿🇼
@janehenry1076
@janehenry1076 4 жыл бұрын
Notification ganggg!!!
@joe_lubinda
@joe_lubinda 4 жыл бұрын
I'm now starting to think Africa is one country cause this shit happens even here in my country. I went to get my NRC (ID) at 8 in the morning and I got it at 1pm and it's because I paid a bribe and the people who didn't pay (you're not supposed to pay) were told to wait for till lunch was over and that's after 3pm.
@pakamamtwazana8665
@pakamamtwazana8665 4 жыл бұрын
The first guy definitely killed me with his accent and Lasizwe shouting at him 😂😂😂😂
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