It’s too late to abort Vance, Trump has to carry him to term
@abdousalem30792 ай бұрын
Hhhhhhhhhh. seriously hilarious.
@vincentnb2 ай бұрын
well played!
@25decembar2 ай бұрын
Slay
@spicymemes74582 ай бұрын
Maybe he can dump Vance in a state that will allow it 😂
@alexmaverick66472 ай бұрын
👏 👏 👏
@trappedinamerica77402 ай бұрын
“The reason you find change in your couch is because Vance always leaves a tip”-John Oliver
@Mike_Jones2812 ай бұрын
💀
@smh-TV2 ай бұрын
he actually put 2 tips in that couch
@seanwhitehall46522 ай бұрын
Oh it spread that far? Yes we must keep this going.
@digitalhillz2 ай бұрын
Funniest leftist
@brendag52632 ай бұрын
He's cheap, that's why most people only find pennies.
@than2172 ай бұрын
The good news is that after Trump is gone from old age his sons won't pose any threat of taking over the Republican party since this display has showed their 'political prowess'.
@stgeorge282 ай бұрын
His sons have the charisma of bread soaking in out of code milk.
@jaengen2 ай бұрын
Word from very reliable sources is that Donald has officially disinherited them both. Ivanka is celebrating.
@JacksonWitsell2 ай бұрын
Barron Trump is gonna kill it in the 2044 Presidential Election.
@hectorvega6212 ай бұрын
@@jaengenshe shouldn't celebrate early, there's still Baron.
@saralujina62 ай бұрын
Ben shit shouldn't talking about anyone
@mrpepperidgefarms2 ай бұрын
Ben Shapiro sounds too much like AI to be a real person..... He was made in a toy shop... When Geppetto wished upon a star.....
@kenmvilla2 ай бұрын
Still thinking he's a real boy
@deanromanado58502 ай бұрын
Even AI knows women can have orgasms
@lolawants20082 ай бұрын
Don’t tarnish Pinnochio in such a way! 😂
@mrpepperidgefarms2 ай бұрын
Ben keeps a belt sander nearby..... He has to grind that nose down everyday
@chompushkabombushka35952 ай бұрын
I want Shaprio’s name as far away from Lies of P as possible. Making my P-Organ soft
@Brandilio2 ай бұрын
As a person that plays Magic the Gathering, it is completely not shocking that the guy that plays Magic the Gathering has anti-charisma.
@carlsundqvist57192 ай бұрын
I bet his favorite card is the "Entirely Normal Armchair" from Unsanctioned. He probably would not sacrifice it though, just "sack" it.
@thereccher87462 ай бұрын
Probably smells like shit too.
@czos92392 ай бұрын
The Neanderthal from GA managed to ravage the meaning of MtG…
@CasualObserver992 ай бұрын
@@carlsundqvist5719 He would tap that
@notpub2 ай бұрын
He gives weirdo a bad name. He's not weird. He's peeper creepers. 👁👁CRINGE...
@markushayes2 ай бұрын
Ben Shapiro sounds like he takes a minor rip of helium before going on the air.
@LudiCrust.2 ай бұрын
He is a poster child for today’s KZbin/social media pseudo intellectuals that’ll be looked back on in 10 years as a joke (a “why TF did we ever listen to that *sshole).
@captainketchuphater632 ай бұрын
never heard that one but so accurate
@mcnuggets20112 ай бұрын
Turns out when you bring NOTHING TO THE TABLE, and plus being weird af, people tend to not like you.
@gaiagreen26902 ай бұрын
Perhaps Vancey brings nothing to the table, but if you ask that sofa...
@meanmachine999992 ай бұрын
Vance is anti-forever war... and anyone who disparages JD Vance is a cog of the military industrial complex....
@frevazz33642 ай бұрын
@@gaiagreen2690hopefully the sofa has protection…
@julesdalli97162 ай бұрын
He brought a couch to match the coffee table. That is about all he brought.
@fergi_sukaj2 ай бұрын
If that is true why did so many people for vote Biden?
@Badtown19882 ай бұрын
This was poor Don Jr.’s very last chance for his father to love him. SAD.
@divinekitty18312 ай бұрын
If that was what Don Jr wanted all along, I hate to be the one to tell him that daddy will never love him. Wait, actually... no, on second thought, I'd love to tell him that, to his face.
@4-Methylaminorex2 ай бұрын
Dim Jr. - Tommy Campbell
@VoicesEnEspanol2 ай бұрын
I hope Trump writes Don Jr and Eric out of his will for this JD Vance debacle.
@frevazz33642 ай бұрын
Donny Jr thought he was going to get a special friend with Vance so he pushed him to his dad, Vance pretended he was interested to get to his dad.
@DelsinM2 ай бұрын
Unfortunately the GOP Trump craze will elevate those vermin offspring to the most powerful positions in the land.
@eratoisyourmuse6592 ай бұрын
Im a mom of 4. I was a young mom, had my first kid at 20 and my last by my 27th birthday. Im a progressive and absolutely find JD Vance appalling.
@tylerhackner97312 ай бұрын
Trump should carry Vance to term, do not abort him
@Lion-xm5xp2 ай бұрын
Now, that is clever!!! Great comment.
@NoVanity12 ай бұрын
and put him in our egregious foster care system!
@georgewashington35552 ай бұрын
Gov Tim Walz is kicking Vances Butt as soon as he coined the "Weird"
@360metalhead2 ай бұрын
You know George Washington had literally slave teeth. Good job applauding that crazy burn dude. I haven't heard someone call another person weird since 3rd grade...
@armyparty2 ай бұрын
Someone please ask Tim Scott and Lindsey Graham to stepdown from Congress. They have no kids and they aren't even married.
@ryanoneill31922 ай бұрын
Well, I think we all know why Lindsey Graham isn't married lol.
@hewlettwilliam46502 ай бұрын
They could marry each other
@NCause2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂@@hewlettwilliam4650
@monicarenee79492 ай бұрын
@@ryanoneill3192 Tim Scott also lol
@NancyBorth2 ай бұрын
@@ryanoneill3192next question, does Lindsey have cats? Hee hee hee.
@t2210002 ай бұрын
The guy who picked Sarah Palin must be grinning 😁 now
@nithinragunathan91742 ай бұрын
Grinning in hell
@skittlebug2 ай бұрын
You mean rolling in his grave at what’s become of the GOP!
@MountainGermz2 ай бұрын
@@skittlebugIt's insane how little the Democrats changed compared to the GOP
@crimsondynamo6152 ай бұрын
@@MountainGermzgop has fallen under the cult of personality that is Trump. We haven’t seen this since Reagan, and just like Reagan, it’s awful.
@Ian-tc8bs2 ай бұрын
Anything with the trump name is going to carry influence on these people unfortunately regardless of the mistakes they make
@hairgeek2 ай бұрын
Can we stop shitting on Vance and let Trump just be stuck with him? …I mean, I really don’t want them to pick somebody “better”😅
@mytruecrimelibrary2 ай бұрын
Any Maga Republican would be absolutely horrible
@ShirleyTimple2 ай бұрын
There is no one better, they're Republicans. Trump swapping would throw their partei into even more disarray. It would also undermine trummbos "only the best people" narrative if it came to be that he fucked up and chose a less than perfect running mate. He's stuck no matter how much he may regret his choice😅
@JaniceEvenson-Michayluk-tb6pn2 ай бұрын
That’s exactly what I said!!!!!
@Mike_Jones2812 ай бұрын
They are stuck with him.
@DonVal862 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@RichardServello2 ай бұрын
Don’t forget, to Vance, an adoptive parent isn’t a parent. But the mother that gave up their kid is, because they gave birth.
@wunnell2 ай бұрын
Funny how the people who say that unwanted children should be adopted rather than aborted will never actually volunteer to adopt any of them and now they're outright telling us that they don't really count as children.
@beeamendola2 ай бұрын
AND DON'T FORGET ALL THE CATS AND CAT LOVERS!!!!!! The cats are Pissed!!!!!!!!!!!
@NA-vz9ko2 ай бұрын
And all seriousness, I love how Vance’s response to being called out on that clip was “I have nothing against cats.” Like MFer… the CATS were not the ones offended. He’s such a boob.
@DelmarvaDude12 ай бұрын
“Until the last penguin in Antarctica is on fire” lol I’m using that now 😂
@jesse_cole2 ай бұрын
Just like Shapiro "abandoned" Trump, endorsed him, "abandoned" him again, endorsed him again...
@Jesusdamannotgod2 ай бұрын
Bernie always was with Hilary and biden and you guys said no
@sangwaraumo2 ай бұрын
@@JesusdamannotgodWat? 1:08
@Jesusdamannotgod2 ай бұрын
@@sangwaraumo ben swept kyle and friends lmao
@sangwaraumo2 ай бұрын
@@Jesusdamannotgod Ah, so you think talking fast and with confidence makes you win arguments. Got it.
@gregoryjohnson98192 ай бұрын
Just cause a WOMAN is Married with kids DON'T MEANS SHE HAPPY women CAN be happy in all WAYS of LIFE
@satelliteanthem2 ай бұрын
most concerning thing about Vance is he's backed by Peter Thiel
@NancyBorth2 ай бұрын
Two sissy Mary’s……..blazing saddles, j.d. he’s is in the closet. When not on the couch……..are there gay couches?
@Haroog2 ай бұрын
Who is, of course, not one of those corporate oligarchs.
@bendyrland72132 ай бұрын
That dude is super weird.
@underconstruction93392 ай бұрын
Aipac
@starshake89982 ай бұрын
And Elon Musk.
@mteokay12462 ай бұрын
"The guy has a charisma of a dirty diaper" !!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I would point out one caveat to the whole "marriage status =/= politics" thing - divorced men are far and away the most zealous foot soldiers of the hyper reactionary right.
@fuzzydunlop79282 ай бұрын
That's that sense of entitlement in the face of going through the trauma of realizing all the societal lies about the nuclear family they were fed since childhood were bullshit, but instead of rejecting the lie and the ones who told it, they lash out at any perceived obstacle in the way of that idealized entitlement fantasy.
@powderandpaint142 ай бұрын
And young single white men, I would hazard a guess.
@aidanking41972 ай бұрын
@@powderandpaint14 oh, for sure, at least the incels and the Crispy Christians; but divorced men are like the praetorians of the reactionary right
@madhack692 ай бұрын
“I did not have sexual relations with that couch” - JD “Sofa King” Vance 😂🤣🛋️
@vintihar032 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@NoVanity12 ай бұрын
Shapiro literally blaming the Democrats for what Vance said....
@fitforfreelance2 ай бұрын
Alienating citizens without children is nuts
@DARTHKNOWS762 ай бұрын
As the kids say JD Vance has no Rizz , he is Ohio Skibbidy Toilet . lol
@alcidesprieto19672 ай бұрын
No cap
@DARTHKNOWS762 ай бұрын
@@alcidesprieto1967 on GOD for real for real
@keithwhiteman91602 ай бұрын
@@alcidesprieto1967fr fr
@egarcia3642 ай бұрын
“They want to burn fossil fuels until the last penguin in Antarctica’s on fire” 😂😂 Hilarious if it wasn’t true.
@RoboJules2 ай бұрын
People who talk about IQ all the time usually have at best an average IQ of 85-105. I don't think smart people truly care about those kind of metrics as they're too busy trying to solve problems, create, or explore. I'm probably mentally challenged, but whenever someone wants to speak to me about someone's high IQ who isn't some sort of scientist, engineer, scholar, doctor, or creative individual at the bleeding edge of their field, my brain automatically puts up a wall. Your brain is a highly mailable quantum computer calculating with the power of a million microtubules per neuron, of which you have 86 billion, forming 100 trillion synaptic connections. Don't talk to me about some sort of intelligence hierarchy when we're all born with the ability to learn, and grow, and change. To say "I am smart" is to box up all of that potential, but to say "I don't know" is to explore and learn and grow and change.
@dividedstatesofamerica25202 ай бұрын
I haven't taken note of bull$h't like iq in years. I wouldn't even take anyone seriously who has the supposed credentials(scientist, engineer, scholar, whatever the fuc) to say anything about it either because it is fundamentally immeasurable. Just because they're good in their respective field, doesn't mean they could be the best in another.
@findingkelly2 ай бұрын
Mine is 130.
@thehighlightsreel9532 ай бұрын
Pretentious.
@_sillyeyes_86242 ай бұрын
The only way Vance could help Trump, at this point, is to stage some sort of an event where Trump appears to just barely survive some sort of life-threatening peril.
@tkjordanproduction2 ай бұрын
They tried that and we didn’t buy it
@BishopWalters122 ай бұрын
You poor lefty cupcakes.
@ernststravoblofeld2 ай бұрын
@@BishopWalters12You'll get through it, snowflake.
@cassandra38622 ай бұрын
‘Fuck it, we ride!’ Lol. Tragilarious.
@charlesallan-ks6gq2 ай бұрын
Should have picked Tulsi
@derekrequiem43592 ай бұрын
2 weeks and already Little Benny boy does a 180? Imagine my shock. 😂
@ernststravoblofeld2 ай бұрын
If you count up his 180s, he's spinning like a top.
@tcaprecap14482 ай бұрын
Ben Shapiro's most vociferous critic is usually Ben Shapiro from 6 months ago.
@SapienSafari2 ай бұрын
6:45 “They want to to burn fossil fuels until the last penguin in Antarctica is on fire.” I’m dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@tillandsia7762 ай бұрын
Vance is ignoring: People who want kids but are infertile Parents of adopted children Step parents Teachers who have no kids of their own or other professions directly or indirectly related to nurturing future generations People who want kids but for whatever reason are unable Thats just off the top of my head im certain theres a lot more categories there Not to mention lots of people can physically produce offspring but are shitty abusive parents, it matters more to be a loving parent and Vance assumes weird things about how giving birth just automatically makes you a wise and decent person ig??? Every human on this planet matters, has a legacy, our actions matter and we all have a stake in the future. having a kid does not make you more valuable than other people, *JD*
@nellgwenn2 ай бұрын
Or single people in the military who own cats.
@johnfox9012 ай бұрын
In his original comments and recently he has EXPLICITLY said he wasn't talking about those situations.
@ChimeraHamilton2 ай бұрын
It's the logical conclusion of the anti-gay stuff; they just want everybody to breed ASAP so they'll be financially locked down with children and unable to challenge power
@tillandsia7762 ай бұрын
@@johnfox901 what did he mean instead, what was the more accurate interpretation, by your estimation, if that was not the intended messages (keeping in mind he has made multiple comments on this)?
@georgewashington35552 ай бұрын
I really hope that Gov Tim Walz gets picked for VP. What a pleasure it is to have that guy around. Would love him for VP. 🌹🌹
@asynchronicity2 ай бұрын
He is AWESOME 🇺🇸💪
@ZOSO9002 ай бұрын
That would be the dream, and I would vote for that ticket with a smile. However, all signs are pointing to Josh Shapiro, the worst one in the running.
@brandogg2 ай бұрын
The irony of Ben's sticker on his laptop is palpable.
@jcleaverchamberlinjr2 ай бұрын
Squeaks is the biggest hypocrite of a generation
@Kalivermore9252 ай бұрын
“Childless cat ladies fuckin running us into a ditch bro” 🤣🤣🤣
@shishkabobby2 ай бұрын
That was actually your drunk buddy, bro 😂😂😂
@juancarlosrodriguezlasanta76952 ай бұрын
Vance is a"ding dong". 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@JourneyOnLife2 ай бұрын
I'd like to see Donold Trump Jr. and Al Shapiro speed talking to each other. Lol
@gregmainer54162 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@JohnA...2 ай бұрын
The speed talking thing is a tactic of people who want to bulldoze over anyone else talking and a way to impress easily influenceable people who likely won't have the education to understand much of what is being said to start (to be fair the majority of people). However, keep in mind what Kyle is playing isn't the actual speed of the recording, Kyle speeds up clips to shorten them for the videos and to deal with KZbin censors about not just replaying clips from others without altering them.
@ItsukaShimotsuki2 ай бұрын
Speaking across the Pacific Ocean, yes we giggle about Vance and couch here too.
@jamovpinkonov2 ай бұрын
I think Ben meant he had the IQ and speaking ability of a bulldog.
@Fetch-2 ай бұрын
What did bulldogs do to deserve this comparison :(
@Sarbury122 ай бұрын
Whatchu got against dirty diapers? They’re a lot more charming than Vance
@amberlisa73652 ай бұрын
😂
@leanderthal-z2 ай бұрын
Shapiro sounds like a video played at 1.5 speed.
@michaelmarsh88022 ай бұрын
Who would want to be Trumps VP? It’s like volunteering to be officer in charge under Darth Vadar!
@Iamjustavibe2 ай бұрын
People arent having kids because they cant afford to have kids
@earth_2952 ай бұрын
john oliver nicknamed shapiro, "squeeks". haha
@carlsundqvist57192 ай бұрын
Guess Ben is very pro-couch
@fawnforest22 ай бұрын
You are eloquent about all of this. Putting it into words. Calling out the BS. Good job, Kyle
@fawnforest22 ай бұрын
I never realized before how weird Ben Shapiro is.
@sue34242 ай бұрын
How can Vance tell an 18 year old female who is serving her country in the military that she cannot contribute to the country because she is childless. Think about that scenario Vance.
@phillipc21782 ай бұрын
I’m a little concerned that they’ll replace him with someone who actually helps the ticket.
@spicymemes74582 ай бұрын
Yeah getting Trump to drop leaves JD holding the bag
@kaoko1112 ай бұрын
Won't happen. Vance is the pick of the Heritage Fundation, also he can have the charisma of a wooden plank but Trump campaigns are fascist, and fascism NEVER admits any mistake, they should project confidence even if they are in full panic mode so Vance is not going soon.
@phillipc21782 ай бұрын
Haha that would be epic too. But I meant if JD drops then they could pick a woman.
@Sadiesoft2 ай бұрын
Love watching you articulate the issues. SO good! I hope your voice is reaching some people of the fringe. Thanks for sharing your commentary. It's really impactful
@matt94alexander322 ай бұрын
Kink shaming over couches? 😅
@trappedinamerica77402 ай бұрын
I support sofasexuals !
@sleepyandhollow.2 ай бұрын
"They want to burn fossil fuels until the last penguin in Antarctica is on fire" 😆😆😆
@JamesSmith-dy4bu2 ай бұрын
I am not worried about Trump or Kamala!! The most influential person in the US politics and policy making is ironically a foreign national and a foreign leader NuttinYahoo who is also a convicted war criminal. No one in US political sphere including Trump and Kamala can dare to stand against him and his country😢😢
@4-Methylaminorex2 ай бұрын
He's doing what's right to protect his country from towelies . He needs to finish this once and for all.
@thefamilydog3278Ай бұрын
“The guy has the charisma of a dirty diaper.” 😂😂😂 I’m definitely stealing that line…
@brick27512 ай бұрын
DICKY MCGEEZAKS HATH RETURNED
@DerptyDerptyDUM2 ай бұрын
Kyle's bemused "UH!!" noises while Ben is talking just kill me. 😂
@critiquegeek79872 ай бұрын
kyle seriously needs to wash his shirt 💀
@jayceeleon2 ай бұрын
It’s a design…
@emzywillrich72432 ай бұрын
Condoleezza Rice was not married and did not have children.
@hranko31432 ай бұрын
This is why its important to diagnose autism at a early age.
@gaiagreen26902 ай бұрын
As in who? Is Trumpy autistic?
@thenightowl34332 ай бұрын
They don't even have a serious argument, they just want to throw a buzz-word around: family. Ridiculous.
@janicemackie6112 ай бұрын
Maybe people aren’t having kids because they see how insane this world is right now….Im a mom and my 4 kids are now parents with kids of their own who are scared for their futures…
@JacobMcCaslin2 ай бұрын
Charisma of a dirty diaper got me 😂
@Tim56ge2 ай бұрын
Im paying 5.16 at pump today my monthly grocery bill has nearly doubled in 3 yrs rent skyrocketed this is the conversation people outside your border have daily kyle hint hint 🇺🇸
@BigEmpySpaces762 ай бұрын
Beep bop boop comrade.
@mrpepperidgefarms2 ай бұрын
Yep... Things got expensive when Donny intentionally mismanaged the pandemic....
@skycloud76372 ай бұрын
"Weird" is chef's kiss perfect!
@angierubio83682 ай бұрын
So by JD Vance logic on women with no kids, he does not like nuns?
@DaleMeese2 ай бұрын
That was weird and bratty of ben to say that.
@davidmitnick8682 ай бұрын
I love how everyone's a bro in Kyle's political parodies
@EvonZundel2 ай бұрын
Military often do not have kids! How are they NOT defending this country?!?!?
@Nightfall20772 ай бұрын
Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
@suej48342 ай бұрын
The last penguin…..😂
@sabrmagician2 ай бұрын
“JD has a long history of public commentary. Three years ago…” Yea three years is a long time 😂😂 totally different guy now
@misterx31882 ай бұрын
Kyle, you don't have to speed Ben Shapiro up. You really don't.
@the.masked.one.studio48992 ай бұрын
“Thank you guys… we really appreciate it. “ 🤣
@conor24392 ай бұрын
JD Vance's goose appears to be cooked.
@janellesurpre58382 ай бұрын
Let me explain. Children are our future. Do you dispute that? I prefer our country be run by family oriented people. Our country HAS moved away from caring about our future. Opening the borders is a great example.
@aldiwilcox38662 ай бұрын
You had me rolling! Great commentary! This is the most enjoyable disaster fire I've ever experienced 😂
@user-ii3vn8tn3q2 ай бұрын
To dump Vance, would be to admit he made a mistake.
@BLZ2312 ай бұрын
Exactly, and I don’t think his ego will allow him to do that.
@billyblim12132 ай бұрын
I'd love to see you debate Ben Shapiro.
@mattholsen70602 ай бұрын
About this "people with no kids have no stake in society" business. Seems to me people who run things and have kids, in every society, try to extract every advantage they can for their kids. Many get pretty anti-social about it, too.
@PsychoBarnyFife2 ай бұрын
I'm new, great comments here.
@robinmc1422 ай бұрын
Doesn't Trump hate Elon Musk?
@cosmicprison98192 ай бұрын
There is a German band called “Sofa Planet” who have a song translating to “F-ing Nicely”. Why am I thinking of that right now? 🤔 😂
@lindaleelaw52772 ай бұрын
Ben is just what I thought - hes a fair weather friend " When the going gets tough, the tough gets going "
@oskimaloski71252 ай бұрын
Kyle bro you are one of the best political commentators out there 💀😂
@mytruecrimelibrary2 ай бұрын
This is even funnier than Ron DeSantis' disastrous campaign for President 😂 love it
@snapgab2 ай бұрын
LMAO that was quick, last I checked Shapiro was still actively defending JD Vance against the "weird" accusations.
@w.alexis22832 ай бұрын
If you play a drinking game at the Krystal and Kyle household around the term vis à vis, you would die of alcohol poisoning.
@captainoftheneverdie212 ай бұрын
They Not Like Us plays louder and louder
@adamdebord18972 ай бұрын
With Biden, I think a blog I read summed it up the best: “He was all in until he wasn’t.” It would not make sense for him to be wishy-washy about his thought process and making statements about “I’m contemplating if I want to drop out, but I’m not sure if I want to.” He would present a steadfast attitude that he is in the race to win and make his announcement when the time is right, and he couldn’t have picked a better time, considering it let all of the air out of the press coverage for the GOP convention.
@torkelsvenson64112 ай бұрын
1:30 And that's something the Dems need to hammer on even if Vance is dropped, because he represents what the Republicans truly think
@KBos722 ай бұрын
I'm childless myself, but I have a huge stake in the future, not just for myself, but for siblings' children. We definitely care.
@trishajohnson16172 ай бұрын
Our boys in WWII didn’t have a direct stake in our country’s future? Our currently deployed young men and women in the armed forces have no direct stake in our country’s future?
@conr21412 ай бұрын
JD "I bought a Mountain Dew" speaking ability Vance.
@TheBasedGreeg2 ай бұрын
I love how he’s like “Look at all these childless people: AOC, Buttigieg, and Kamala!” While 2 out of those 3 people have children, and the other one is still only in her early 30’s…
@pano36072 ай бұрын
He’s off-sided people who haven’t had kids, people who don’t want kids, people who can’t have kids, people who had kids but tragically lost them, people who adopted, people with kids but know some childless people… That’s probably why no one ever tried this nonsense before.
@narcissismrehabilitation2 ай бұрын
One of your best segments, Kyle, period. And? JD Vance is excluding people who adopt children, too.