[Vinesauce] Joel - Spooky Arcade Games

[@BrobatGaming]

Hercules does what Ninten-dercules.

[@fearanger1]

*car crash*

[@HyperToriel]

fearanger1 explosion

[@SuperMarioGuy12345]

"Ahhh, Sega. Does what Ninten-dercules don't." ~ JonTron 'Hercules video'

[@HyperToriel]

xXTheEight BitPlayerXx *WRONG* Hercules does what Ninten-dercules

[@SuperMarioGuy12345]

Terra Beat Sega-cules does what Ninten-derculeont fucking fuck cules.

[@krisssoldo1472]

6:25 I've seen enough japanese adult literature to know where this is going

[@Cade_Squirrel]

And I've been on FurAffinity long enough to know where this is going too

[@Frog101_Real]

Nice pfp

[@Cali4niaCondor]

the "haunted" skeleton toy is literally just a regular toy with a broken circuit

[@JakeySnakey55]

Yeah and the chick is fucking yelling "HAIL JESUS" hahaha I love humans

[@Z3r0Sk83r]

Still crazy that it broke in such a way that made it speed up like that, ha

[@theterribleanimator1793]

@@Z3r0Sk83r those things work in finite state machine, if a state gets stuck, it repeats until reset. The state was dancing and had a counter that increased, wich increased the on-time of the pwm that drove the motor. Since it never passed the state the counter never reset, eventually the music ended but the state was stuck going even faster. Funny how these things work.

[@Trisynine]

That fucking dancing skeleton I lost it at that point. XD

[@blindingblade]

I like OFF too.

[@Enememe]

JESUS CRUST ( if you dont get this ur not a true vinesauce fan )

[@Trisynine]

EnemyAdensmith Whoever said I'm a fan? I just think it's funny as Hell.

[@eins2001]

***** ~in Kermit voice~ "Help me Jesus"

[@Ene-Chan]

This is like the first vid to make me legit cry in a long time freaking tears fell man

[@Tailsthehacker01]

Thanks for the flashing lights warning. I'm prone to seizure, so I try to avoid them.

[@SlimyShadeSlimShady]

that profile picture is you when you didn't see the warning...

[@jctc212]

Shit happens, video games have flashing lights, not a new topic, if you have epilepsy then you should be aware of that.

[@damiensileven509]

+Tailsthehacker01 congragulations no one cares.

[@MrDbzguy]

+Tailsthehacker01 Why does this have 44 thumbs?

[@literallygaston2489]

Scarlet R-spec Why both you and Damien had to be rude for no reason.

[@GeneralHoovy]

"That's some JoJo shit" ye boii, Joel does not disappoint

[@NI-ko5kt]

GeneralHoovy I was so happy when I heard that.

[@ewx2341]

+Coffin Kidnapper Same .

[@AdumskaH]

+GeneralHoovy Rerorerorero

[@cromerholt]

FLAG THIS VIDEO FOR CRIMINAL ACTIVITY HES PLAYING THUS GAME OUTSIDE IF JAPAN

[@engiz3343]

2edgy4me m8

[@melasauce9943]

It's a shame many of the Joel's early sreams wasn't archived, this stuff takes me back... thanks for preserving this portion of the arcade madness ❤️

[@BenandJery]

Get spooked

[@KAPSENSI]

spooked by spookey scary skeletns

[@drlanator]

420 spook it

[@drlanator]

crimson ‎ i will gladly consider your request. thank you fo the nice compliments.

[@Greengojira]

***** This bot seems to be on EVERY video I see.

[@Fritzkrieg1945]

KidzPlayGamez 2 spooky 4 me

[@MetalHealth44]

okay so let me get this straight white black asian native hispanic hercules ... HERCULES!?!

[@wilfordbrimley3319]

Joel is now on Japan's most wanted list.

[@Jake-eo8gd]

Rage zombies?sounds like every one on the internet

[@StriderOwO]

I remember I went to a Go-Karting place once that had a DDR machine that kept flashing a "PLAYING THIS GAME OUTSIDE OF JAPAN IS ILLEGAL" screen.

[@streled5361]

Not sure if anyone already mentionned it, but but the alien thing on the thumbnail is the Flatwoods monster, a somewhat popular cryptid from West Virginia

[@halfmoon4163]

"How do I pump up?" Well, first, Joel, you'll need the following supplies: Your dominant hand. Something pretty to look at. And privacy. Also, tissues are... Oh. Not THAT "pump up?" Oh. Uhhh nevermind.

[@taniaberg1680]

Thx for the advice for my cold. I got the sniffles. :L

[@CunningCondor]

Tissues? Pls.

[@r.j.j.o]

I use my other hand.

[@stagpie6449]

It's really nice to see epilepsy warnings, you actually saved my buddy a lot of trouble :)

[@ravenclawtom]

before we start the video let me talk about todays sponser: zombie raid shadow legends

[@MegaAzornumbers09]

The fucking twerking Skeleton with the lady thinking it was a demon was fucking hilarious

[@HammerspaceCreature]

1:45 RIP HAM. Rest In Pastrami.

[@66malthe]

HammerspaceCreature He was a good piece.

[@samquik]

Does Joel know Spinal from KI has a dope Swedish pirate theme in the new one?

[@dinkules]

Joel didn't even notice how Hercules looked like Uighur from FotNS

[@tealaa3498]

Am I the only one who likes joel more than vinny?

[@luggy_sp]

No.

[@user-rp5mv1zx2g]

Nope!

[@brianthebluscout4685]

Nope

[@jackiesaylor8878]

No

[@engiz3343]

I like them both... I'll though myself out the window

[@meep3219]

there's like a half second pop up to tell you the game is illegally exported? well shit, I already put my 2 damn quarters in, and I demand to get my 2 quarters worth of gameplay!

[@MercuryBlackN]

You have plenty of quarters

[@Skippy_Dinglechalk]

Woman: What do you want!? Skeleton: I want to shake my booty

[@NotOnLand]

I came here for the Flatwoods monster. You lied to me with that thumbnail.

[@darrelsam419]

The two Alien arcade games are games you should play when you get too frustrated over Alien:Isolation. Shooting aliens in the face with a rocket launcher and punching out aliens looks really therapeutic.

[@princessmaly]

It's just a symptom of the time it was made. People seem to enjoy forcing themselves to forget that before Alien 3 there simply wasn't anything to it, you HAD to invent crazy shit like that in the 80's because the movies didn't give you shit to work with at all. The comics also did this, and the kenner toys went wild with it. You can even look at some of the early drafts for Alien 3 and even those writers were guilty of "we need more variety-itis." New breeds pop out of the woodwork without any real rhyme or reason, and new rules are invented on the fly for the sake of trying to make the rogues gallery a little less monochrome. Alien 3 had the elegant idea to incorporate a means of opening up the mythology into the existing rules and by comparison all the wacky nonsense from the 80's now seems dated and stupid, but back then that really was the norm. Really. In fact, one of the main reasons I hate Colonial Marines is that it was such a hard and fast "THE ONLY MOVIE IS ALIENS" piece of shit that they actually did the same thing. What the fuck is "the Raven" supposed to be? No one knows because there *isn't* an answer, they just made it up because fuck the established mythology, we've got video games to sell.

[@darrelsam419]

***** So flying Xenomorphs are canon? Nice.

[@_.Dylan._]

7:40 he looks like an apple fritter

[@SkyNinja759]

The zombies in the Alien game look lke the infected X-parasite scientists from Metroid: Fusion.

[@bo_llito]

"For the name of Jesuschrist GET OUT OF HERE" HAHAHAJAHJAAHJHHAJ

[@giguyjoe]

14:02 Welcome to the early days of move to video game adaptations when developers could get away with adding new enemy types.

[@GungraveFreak]

6:39 The hydra forming the victory pose with its 5 heads is just the neatest thing

[@TheEcoolarg]

the spooky cat game has vg cats in it o_o

[@lozz3rs]

fun fact ghoul panic on the ps1 was my first game ever

[@Funkyent]

Hercules does the kinniku driver!

[@LinkTheHero]

My friend has killer instinct!We played it when I went over to visit.Good stuff

[@Leslovlain]

Link The Hero same dawg im a ps4 and Nintendo player my friend Xxdrksoul if u where to see my shitty minecraft troll hes mostly a hardcore cod player

[@Nymphonomicon]

Aliens arcade game, still a better Aliens game and less of a betrayal than Colonial Marines.

[@Ene-Chan]

That freaking skeleton toy I'm crying im legit crying

[@wep_vs]

Feels like i just sat through this stream like a year or so ago goddamit, why is time moving so weird

[@thefastestsluginthewest6505]

To be fair, Alien Isolation does have some pretty good AI. But if anyone can break it, it's Joel XD

[@danner253]

Omfg I'm in stitches about the possessed skeleton toy, I remember my friend sent me this with the message, 'Average American hardcore Christians.' I wasn't expecting much, but SHIT WAS IT FUNNY! XD

[@Ninjahero51264]

8:40 ...Is that Aries and Leo from VGCats?

[@revkun]

Why is the thumbnail the flatwoods monster

[@potatortheomnipotentspud]

7:21 Least gay Jojo fan

[@SasakiKiyotaka]

AWAKEN MY MASTERS Also that was a pretty sweet Kinniku Driver

[@davidmeyer4506]

Damn i like that skeleton toy

[@boru25]

I remember Death Brade or Mutant Fighter at 3:49 I'm surprised your not playing 'Killer Instinct' the arcade game. Laos Aliens the arcade game at 12:38 followed by 'Aliens vs Predator' the arcade game. Nice.

[@Yarkoonian]

Why was there a pic of the flatwoods monster on the thumbnail

[@fullbepis4677]

Inb4 inb4 2spooky4me

[@Spartanhero613]

inb4 2spooky4me

[@fang4223]

420 spook-it ... did I do it right?

[@bento4717]

Dude i lost my shit so hard at the skeleton part my lungs hurt like fuck. I sounded like an fucking hysterical hyena

[@Vindicator12Music]

that alien vs predator arcade game was the tits. i remember playing it in a hotel arcade when i was about 12 or 13. i actually managed to beat it. it was pretty fuckin rad.

[@Shoppingcartapuses]

0:21 sound effects like that are so cool

[@HotlineCity]

We had that AVP beat-em-up at my local movie theater a couple years ago

[@Akaryusan]

i actually like zombies that are a bit of a hybrid of the two like the freshly reanimated ones like people who where bitten and turned into zombies are the fast ones but eventually they rot and become the slow zombies.

[@cdevans97]

8:40 VG Cats is that you?

[@hotmesssouthernmom4542]

6:25 thats some weird hentai

[@Kruschti]

This ghoul panic game was released on psone i remember playing a demo disc with this game

[@MrKaiGaming]

I remember Zombie Raid as a kid. There was a Frankenstein on the side that always scared the shit out of me.

[@acidbarbie8872]

Ben and Jery's + Steven FUCKING EPIC WIN! IM LITERALLY CRYING AT 10:25 WITH THE DANCIN' SKELETON WHOSE SEIZIN' ALLLLLLL OVVVVAHH DEY PLACE! Maybe it's all the vodka in my system, but I CANNOT stop watching his hypnotizing JIGGLE!!! "EVURRYBOODY LIKES TAH JIGGLE" -JiggleBilly

[@tylerrisner6122]

Wish he played CarnEvil. That was a pretty spoopy arcade rail shooter.

[@WEndro333]

I have Ghoul Panic for the PS1. Damn, that game was awesome.

[@flaglesspirate5250]

4:10 Thats not HERCULES. THATS OBVIOUSLY THE LAST WARDEN OF THE CASSANDORA PRISON, UIGUR! 岩山両斬波！！！

[@DJpony01]

"Furry Fighter 2014" Best game! :3

[@FuckYouTube00]

Yiff/10

[@FuckYouTube00]

***** Go

[@fooball4589]

+SworDancer cross

[@yaboiandrew2058]

IT'S TIME TO STOP

[@sillybeanthing]

children hush

[@Jestrath]

"Thats some JOJO shit right there." lmao so true.

[@rockethero1177]

Question, what is he using to play the on rails shooters?

[@masterjames622]

I remember when I was getting an allowance of 15$ a week I used to spend all of it in the arcade. One day the owner put a new arcade cabinet out and it was this....cheap knock off where you'd play as pacman shooting aliens and whenever you completed a stage you'd get picture of sonic and mario. The worst thing I remember though was the fact it Bearley had better graphics then the next.

[@TEHINTERNETSPOST]

...Then the next what?

[@mostweasel9550]

Joel's impression of Vinny doing Ralph Bluetawn is priceless

[@ellinooralahti8772]

Old zombie's are better than the new ones.

[@Guardia0000]

"what do you want?" I WANT DANCE :3

[@q13e5]

Spooky scary zombiekens

[@tarponpet]

Why is the thumbnail the flatwoods monster?

[@xDrikenx]

i bet that spirit had a blast laughing its ass off with that dancing toy xD

[@fwackingmadman5011]

7:30 AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

[@wolfdaddy6948]

FWACKING MADMAN OH MY~

[@10kaylabear01]

I happened to be working on my Xenomorph (Alien) costume while watching this

[@HolsovanUltimate]

Well. To be fair, the classic zombies might be the more memorable zombies. But, the fast raging zombies seems like they are more of a threat. With slow zombies you only need to worry if they are many and is swarming you. But with fast zombies you have to think fast because everyone of them have a better chance of getting up close.

[@olkiswerve8027]

Yeah, but on the other hand, the only thrill you get from fast zombies is the action movie kind. With slow zombies, it's much scarier, because you have this slow impending sense of doom.

[@PuddingXXL]

rage zombies with superhuman strength

[@awfultwine9455]

OMFG SPOOKY SKELETON STRIPPER 2spooky4me

[@acdenton5726]

I actually had the pleasure of playing the first game on a the real arcade cabinet.

[@Spierzy53]

Can someone link the super spooky possessed skeleton video, I cant seem to find it

[@XenRiddle]

Sure! It's at: watch?v=EU2AIxkxiwg Go up to about the 10:30 mark, which is just before it goes haywire.

[@TheDabeavis]

Death Brade was released in the west, just that it was called Mutant Fighter instead. I know this isn't Joel but I'd suggest Chiller for this since it's essentially a gory shooting gallery where the first two levels have you shooting bondage victims to pieces. Is the video running at 60 frames or is it me? (most noticeable on the Zombie Raid and Ghoul Panic segments)

[@attackofthecopyrightbots]

if they said that was the thing in space i would beleive them

[@EmmyAndDeskyUnited]

"Something is protruding!" Me: *Jojojojojojojojojo* "That's some Jojo shit!" Me: *unintelligible cries of victory*

[@bloodrunsclear]

Old zombies forever!

[@guntertv304]

i love the night of the living dead zombies and the zambies from oot

[@aeddonmckaba9797]

I love how when he's fighting the hydra he chooses Hercules because Hercules actually fought the hydra in the legend

[@takiminase881]

I like rage zombies cause they make me laugh when they go like AAAAARRRRGGRAAAAAH

[@chairmanvee8444]

Thunder, Turok, Nightwolf... Bad ass fuckin' natives.

[@KH12foreve]

I always believed there was a difference between zombies and living dead. Living dead was a resurrection of someone did that had somewhat of an intelligence with their constant need for brains and and some instances of possible speach (ala the Return of the Living Dead movies). Zombies are people, dead and alive) that are completely mindless that can be controlled and are prone to violence.

[@HellishSpoon]

get 360 no spooked 9:55

[@Gunger-H-Gunter]

3spoopy5me Surprisingly expected

[@cartgort1350]

9:54 I MUST GO FURTHER BEYOND. 14:03 Toy biz in a nutshell

[@joelolmakemedad2473]

Touch fuzzy get dizzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@JackGriffin745]

The zombies from Return of the Living Dead are probably my favorite, especially the tar zombie.

[@Titleknown]

You know, with the revelation of Prometheus' black goo, most of the stuff from that Alien game could be canon now.

[@EVEDaniel]

the ghost of kim k in that dancing skelatin twerking x3

[@TheJzygorodimos]

Miss piggy: joel joel what have I told you about these games your grounded young man!?

[@kitestar]

12:13 he did realize he was playing a bootleg, yeah?

[@rrrush]

joels laugh cures cancer

[@rale7215]

Anyone have a link to the dancing skeleton video?

[@LowLifeAM]

I would enjoy to play some of dem games

[@Peaceful_Gojira]

That last spook wuz 2 spooky 4 me 2 handl