Bennington - Earl's Chip Addiction

[@jbvap]

Anytime earl was in the barrel, it’s some of the greatest radio ever. One of my favorites is him giving up cheese for lent, then getting caught ordering pizza for lunch. Then he lies saying he wasn’t gonna eat the cheese on it, but then back tracks and claims only cheddar cheese is cheese to him. You couldn’t make earl lies up.

[@iphonewalkthroughs]

Earl in the doghouse. Sounds like a really bad 90's something or other

[@davidperez5089]

Earl is just a half step up from Opie or similar no good radio personas.

[@DannySaint]

“You can order pizza without the che….eese.” Even he knew how ridiculous it sounded before he could finish the sentence.

[@fausto104]

He lies like a five year old. You can't even stay mad it's so ridiculous.😂

[@DMVDawg]

“I didn’t eat a single thing today. Zero. Zero…I had a bowl of cereal this morning.”

[@xThe_Wendigo]

Earl yelling out “I don’t know where that came from but it’s not mine” is what he should have said when Ron got that Larry Sanders dvd. But no he was quiet as a mouse then 😂

[@BlibbaBlob]

He sounds like every drug user that gets caught on Cops. "I know iss in mah pocket, but dem drugz aint minez! I dunno how it got there!"

[@matthewgriffin7857]

Haha good point

[@Big.Kev.3.0]

Bennington, Ron & Fez, Opie & Anthony... I don't care what show it is. An Earl caught lying episode is always the best.

[@BudsCartoon]

no...

[@bucksatanII]

Let me finish!!!! I love lying Earl 😂

[@adampockaj3157]

I don't know what's funnier, the idea of Earl being so crazy he refuses to admit the chips are his, or the idea that Chris and Vito planted them days in advance just waiting for the opportunity to gaslight him

[@Echuron]

Either way its just as great.

[@tedsheckler6648]

39:31 Chris says he saw Earl eat a bag of chips today 39:41 Earl says he has had no food today and says he'll swear on a Bible 40:04 twenty seconds later, he's had a bowl of cereal, there's an empty bag of chips in the trash and Chris claims he saw Earl eat them. In less than thirty seconds, he's literally all over the place with his lies 🤣

[@HankHill1]

@@koolmaaan yeah why tf is this video so long

[@arkyandy9612]

Is Earl still working with the show?

[@BigDogg16]

Earl “works” on a comedy talk show and has zero sense of humor. And somehow It’s radio gold 😂

[@DeRock7121]

Its amazing how Earl literally hasnt changed at all since his early XM days. Hes still a weird faildozer

[@jlshel42]

You’re right. Said it before, I thought it was Dave or Lilly in those old clips that made him go bananas. Nope, it’s always been there.

[@johngoldsworthy7135]

lol faildozer

[@Fieldy2k5]

10 years of character development

[@akudlac]

Zero personal growth has made for some good recent bits.

[@Cid_Coletti]

I almost died laughing when he yelled get me a bible to swear on. I'm like, holy shit, its fuckin 2006 Earl! Same tone and everything.

[@Dan-ji4db]

"ive had zero food today" a minute later "i had water and a bowl of cereal" you can hear gail quietly say "well that's food." Lying comes so naturally to earl.

[@MS69]

Gail has kinda grown on me. When she's not a virtue signalling SJW, she has good comedic timing.

[@tedsheckler6648]

He says that while an empty bag of Ruffles are in the trash 🤣

[@dereksnyder7271]

​@@MS69having morals is virtue signaling?

[@theoriginaltommysteward]

​@@dereksnyder7271 Ew.

[@pauls6416]

Earl is one of the most bizarre people you’ll ever hear on the radio.

[@smartbart80]

Paul S ever heard of Karl Pilkington? :)

[@pauls6416]

smartbart80 I sure have. I guess Earl is the idiot broad ? 😂

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

@@smartbart80 at least you can talk to Karl and understand what he’s sayin, earl has never made sense

[@CallousCarter]

Yet only mid tier on the Ron & Fez / Bennington radio universe oddball rankings.

[@flatbushtommy9681]

​@@CallousCartercrazed and paul o were my favorites lol

[@TopTierTealTippedSpears]

Earl talks about chips like he smokes two packs a day.

[@cowboydan8021]

To Earl, eating chips is like doing heroin. He looks up to guys like David Bowie and Lou Reed, he wants to be an edgy rocknroll boi like his heroes but he's a big wimp. He thinks eating Ruffles makes him look fuckin cool.

[@andrewptob]

@@cowboydan8021 Are you still a player in the cowboy scene...?

[@cowboydan8021]

@@andrewptob yeah, but I mainly just go to the reservation to drink and get mean now.. wbu?

[@ryankoogler1858]

Ok, I finally decided what my favorite part is…when Vito goes “how are we lying…LOOK AT THE CHIPS” 😭😭😭

[@jamesd.6979]

Bit starts at 37:42

[@Tinyman.]

thank you

[@Dan-ji4db]

37:43 for the chip stuff

[@peonmyhall]

God bless you. I was sick of all the fat boy talk.

[@tarrasque419]

You're a fucking hero. I was 20 minutes in and about to shove a rusty screwdriver into my urethra because Gail was boring the everloving shit out of me

[@johngoldsworthy7135]

@@tarrasque419 how dare you be truthful about Gail being a f*cking bore. You misogynist

[@stevet.2647]

Bennington crew: What's your favorite potato chip Earl? EARL: Cheddar Ruffles Bennington crew: There's 5 empty bags of Cheddar Ruffles around the office Earl: IT'S NOT MINE

[@TTM-1999]

LET ME FINISH

[@johngoldsworthy7135]

Proceeds to say nothing

[@BlibbaBlob]

"I'm tryyyying to quit chips! I'm trying!" Holy shite Earl, its potato chips, not heroin. Maybe you should pRaY fOr sTrEngTh.

[@BudsCartoon]

1:20:49 - Gail does the same thing that Ron used to do to Fez... it was pretty funny.

[@SD_702]

Earls tombstone should just say: "I don't know. I honestly don't know."

[@Eli_B3000]

Under that: "That's what I'm trying to find out!"

[@laurenthibodeaux4599]

Under that "let me finish"

[@homoe7976]

"Here lies Earl. He takes full responsibility"

[@Echuron]

Totally and Completely.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

"YES AND I UNDERSTAND THAT!"

[@ryankoogler1858]

“Give me a stack of bibles!” “We don’t have a stack of bibles so stop saying that.”

[@Echuron]

What an insane thing to still refuse its his with 100% proof.

[@StoneColdFlea]

37:45 the chip addiction talk starts

[@Tinyman.]

Thank you!!!

[@DoodooSwaggy]

Sweet Jesus thank you dude

[@mooneulogy8717]

Earl is almost 50 years old. Think about that.

[@ea7573]

moon eulogy Indeed. 😬

[@DrGeta666]

Really? Holy crap

[@jamesd.6979]

Such an emotionally immature fool.

[@Tinyman.]

omg!!!

[@Bigbigpoopi]

BLACK Earl, thank you

[@cinemacynic980]

That corn discussion was a truly solid. They riffed so smoothly, even the caller contributed and hung up.

[@moirabeast8469]

Much better than "hey we got Mongo the trucker to say the dumbest shit possible, MONGO". The one time he wasted R&F's time and called about being a pagan, I would of shot my radio if that shit came on.

[@Dre2Dee2]

Remember when Earl claimed to gave up cheese for Lent? Said he ordered pizza without cheese lmao this dude is pregnant

[@schnarfschnarf5886]

Well in Earls defense he didn't consider that cheese!?? He only thinks cheese goes on crackers

[@jessedub]

He gave up cheddar

[@sharpenuptheknives4938]

"Here comes the Ruffledozer"

[@GuarmaRummy]

I love that there are multiple comments with time-codes offering evidence of Earl's folly lol one of the best videos on KZbin!

[@JacaboBlanco]

I can't believe Earl is back. And he's just a compulsive a liar as ever. He truly is an awful human 🤣

[@DJWEEDPIZZA]

All Earl knows how to do is eat cold chip and lie.

[@chrisryan7283]

I need more Bennington

[@charlespisciotta5756]

Thanks bbbudie!!!! Once again Earl has no game

[@Scott-ui8kr]

I have not had a bag today. Closest earl and Ron’s brain will get to firing on the same cylinder

[@tribbergrips1613]

Earl might be the greatest character in radio history.

[@OkelloDunkleyDSLRWorkshops]

Only Ronny B. can talk about anything random like the best bite of something and I"m laughing.

[@IAmAlwaysJohn]

My favorite part of eating reeses cups is shoveling them into my mouth 2 at a time.

[@stfnkblm6738]

Love you slider

[@WiGgYof09]

Fez use to start these inane conversations back in the day and Ron would always act like it was the dumbest shit he ever heard. What happened? This is some Jocktober level shit.

[@BlibbaBlob]

Video starts at 37:33. Everything before that is an awful hack Jocktober food segment.

[@jaylocke4216]

I've had zero food today.

[@Youmeandacupoftee]

Accept for the cereal he had😂.

[@jimmyglea]

Why can’t we get more of these?

[@L4WDOG71]

Norton would have a field day with this. "What's that?"

[@tedsheckler6648]

41:16 Earl says he hates ruffles....🙄

[@MikeLebowski]

I wish East Side Dave was still here, he used to bring out the best in Earl.

[@andydouglass1374]

Earl Douglas...the boy who never grew up.

[@brandonwalton443]

You’ve got a cheddar on your back

[@SithLordAnakin]

Watching what Earl does and eats was a bit East Side Dave 10yrs ago did now the Queens Centaur is copying it.

[@lt.finglefubledingler1972]

It was also a bit Opie and Anthony did on WNEW soooo

[@SithLordAnakin]

@@lt.finglefubledingler1972 Oh cool. 👍 Want a Oockie Cookie?

[@jbvap]

I love how much they gaslight earl, and he bites the line and sinker all.

[@ralphrmillerjr]

earl was in-salted

[@alyxi]

Earl is telling the truth and doesn't hoard chips...APRIL FAAAHLS!

[@darrenXparker]

Black Cherry hasn’t changed a bit. Classic Earl Douglas.

[@stfnkblm6738]

Anyone else think Vito and Chris planted the chips under Earls desk to wind him up?

[@dam2k16]

1:04:56 why’d chris say soda like that

[@SithLordAnakin]

I wonder how long till Earl started eating in the office again?

[@chardeemacdennis3852]

Check out Earl's beans

[@richarddobson5035]

You would think that at some point, Earl would realize his reaction to being fucked with, is why he gets fucked with so much. I guess it's hard to recognize that when you've genuinely convinced yourself of lies for decades.

[@Scott-ui8kr]

I giant bag of bags of potato chips

[@ixfriedl2029]

After listening to this I noticed the screenshot changed from 3 pictures of Earl with chips to just a picture of lots of bags of chips

[@heroinealvin]

30:20

[@andrewholland853]

Keeping weed for tomorrow lol, maybe buy more than a dime bag Ronnie

[@bennyhath1789]

Tss yeah, i bet he likes cheetos too

[@chippychipperson3480]

Tssss good one

[@andrewptob]

Why is he angry about this? He lies and gets mad about the most inconsequential shit.

[@johngoldsworthy7135]

Genius trolling so funny 😂

[@tkcaapi2876]

theres psychological pizza bite decisions... & strategical decisions for example.. are you eating alone with luxury? or in a group situation where swift decisions are necessary in regards to where is the freshest warm bite...with chewy mixed with crisp.

[@bigcatclassics6759]

1:16:05 they dont talk enough how dumb and Italian (redundant) Vito really is.

[@jlshel42]

I wish I has paid attention to when he said “And this is why I never eat at work” then when he said “I bring my singles for the machines here”. He cannot keep his lies straight or his compulsions under control. Good thing he’s asexual or I’d be fearful for those white women he’s seeing.

[@fifacraft49]

What is that with earl where he is just constant lies

[@andrewptob]

He gets self-conscious and defensive about literally everything

[@tedsheckler6648]

I think he just needs to pathologically lie sometimes. No way it's a bit judging his reaction over the decades. There weird thing is, why does he still lie when everyone knows he is?

[@rwicerino]

i love the dude but he is on the spectrum ITS THE ONLY EXPLANATION

[@cinemacynic980]

Pizza? If it's a square pizza, the corners. If it's a round pizza it's the bite right before the crust where the cheese gets burnt and crispy and the sauce is pooled right before the crust.

[@MrAppie9090]

What's the best bite from a plate of rock salt? Why not ask Fez? Also, as a grown adult my answer from the beginning would've been "who the fuck are you, my fucking wife? Mind yer business!"

[@HanzoB]

Those chips are viciously good

[@russellkgettys24]

This is a 40 something year old man who hasn’t busted in a chick in 9 years. What do you think his mental diagnosis would be?

[@Dre2Dee2]

Homosexual repression

[@alo4912]

Black fez Douglas

[@cowboydan8021]

Try over 50, dude. Earl is an old, asexual black man.

[@oneskinnyhonky]

He's not interested in busting at all, the dude doesn't even jack off.

[@bigcatclassics6759]

1:15:10 ughhhck. Working in midtown NYC and he goes to a Subway Sandwich Chain to eat lunch? Deplorable.

[@Dan-ji4db]

I wonder if he still eats those chips 3 years later. He prolly does. Listening to this again, earl is totally calm when discussing his chip addiction but becomes furious only when chris says he's been documenting it. Before, he had somewhat plausible deniability. Once he finds out Chris has been taking photos, he knows his denials are worthless and he's furious.

[@franklinboyette1147]

Does Earl enjoy the show Chips from the 80's?

[@Eli_B3000]

The Black Chips Coalition

[@chippychipperson3480]

Tssssss

[@mmacisso]

This was when Ron finally realized Earl was a pathological liar

[@tarrasque419]

Dude that was well established 10 years ago

[@schnarfschnarf5886]

Maybe that lady earl talking to saying no sex has nothing to do about what he said recently but went on KZbin and searched black earl Douglas

[@Peteworth]

1:02:24

[@kirbyd]

W’sat?

[@kevinericsnell4092]

found em in da gobbage

[@cowboydan8021]

tsss

[@James-c8v5g]

After all this time Earl bashing is second nature to them

[@tylergee3043]

This show works less then ron and fez because gail gets to speak with the same authority ron does so all topics end with no resolution, or worse you get a bird situation where she gets defensive

[@jaysmoker9849]

Honestly Earl is the only person on that show who can generate a laugh or enjoyment. Just listen to Ronnie talking about pizza and realize he’s lost the plot

[@tarrasque419]

around 1:16:00 Vito says there's 1gram of sugar in each sugar packet, that's dogshit. It's more like 2grams per packet if you're talking about the small white ones that are about the same size as the little blue, yellow and pink artificial sweetener packets.. like the ones you see on the table when you eat inside a restaurant. Or like if you go to an actual coffee place like Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts they often have the larger white packets, those contain about 4grams per packet. I realize it's completely useless and totally unnecessary for me to point this out (much less to even know this in the first place), but the idea of pouring 60x white sugar packets into a 12 oz can of tea is absolutely ridiculous. That would be at least 120grams of sugar, hahahaha..

[@schnarfschnarf5886]

James. Jimmy. You ok bud. You want me to call anyone for you. Ha jk

[@nolantruesdale3770]

Did chuck die?

[@sooperheep]

"thats not my bag baby" -earl douglas

[@kennedybrendon8664]

Who the hell would EVER eat plain chips???

[@megadeth652]

I like plain chips when I have them on the side with a sandwich or something. Prefer flavored if I'm eating them by themselves.

[@crapht]

and again

[@DrGeta666]

Peeze hol

[@pete2799]

WHASSSAT?

[@user-og6hl6lv7p]

No wonder he faints all the time

[@alo4912]

He lies about the chips and fakes the faints, black fez douglas

[@jackjohnson1128]

Why in the hell was he eating the sour cream and cheddar Ruffles? Those are C grade chips at best. Can't stand them.

[@bries1769]

I’ll never understand why Earl into radio. He’s incapable of communicating

[@5milemacc737]

I have zero to do with this.... Another Sapphy Lie

[@yjw2]

first 30 minutes of this is so boring

[@bigcatclassics6759]

People who "love" tuna fish - disgusting. That's cat food, ok. Tunafish is barely higher grade cat food

[@Michaelsmith-ee8zz]

Man gail whatley is awful, it's a shame since ron and pepper are hilarious

[@Spankytimez]

Gottah disagree

[@b0x]

Respectfully disagree.

[@BTO714]

I think she gets better with time. Just my worthless opinion.

[@Dan-ji4db]

Shes a national treasure

[@Michaelsmith-ee8zz]

@@Dan-ji4db what is she Nicklas cage or sumtin

[@DaPussyjuiceKid]

Its all a work

[@akudlac]

I can think of many times Earl got angry, lied and couldn't keep his story straight. I'm struggling to recall a decent work he's done.

[@relshdan191]

this show is awful other thanearl getting ripped.