Bert Kreischer Got Knocked Out - 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight

[@ReallyBigBrother]

I’m dying at how out of breath he is while he’s explaining the different types of candy he bought 🤣🤣🤣

[@FolstrimHori]

He's dying too

[@evanabbott2737]

That’s so much candy…🤣

[@PanHaszaman]

Breathtaking 🤩

[@d4nKm3rman]

Lmfao video hasn’t even been 30 seconds and he’s winded

[@6GorillaBiscuits]

I think he just got done doing 40 push-ups

[@gerrymcwilliam]

Every time one of the Bears fall it is fairly brutal.

[@seanlittle2148]

Tom wins that shit. No contest. Brutal

[@christophergenther3517]

gravity _loves_ heavyweights

[@gerrymcwilliam]

@@seanlittle2148 yeah way Tom's arm was after fall 🤢🤢

[@seanlittle2148]

@@gerrymcwilliam he did get up there, though. Full send. 😅

[@deutschluz]

ya know what they say: the bigger they are...uh, bort kunstler is fat.

[@StruggleisREEL]

I feel like I need an inhaler just listening to Bret breathe. 😂

[@jessysotelo1621]

He had just finished attempting 50 push ups 🤣

[@StruggleisREEL]

@@jessysotelo1621 why such a big number? They should have just planned for like 2 push ups, maybe 1? 🤔 🤣😂

[@jessysotelo1621]

He was trying to prove that he could do it lol they were talking about Chris hemsworth’s workout that included push ups and of course burnt gets carried away 😂

[@gregatron11]

Listen to Joey Diaz...

[@DekkarJr]

I took a few hits of mine :)

[@stuntcock8921]

Tom got hurt jumping, Bert got hurt lightly jogging. These guys are in great shape.

[@dominicwilliamson7912]

Tom went big for a dunk for his size and his tendon snapped causing him ti jump and just eat shit

[@l4rryboii931]

Tbf trying to dunk a basketball and just jumping are kinda different lmao

[@Sandman27-88]

@@l4rryboii931yup 😂

[@jzen1455]

And during Sober October, Joe Rogan defiantly and pridefully beats Bert the semi-pro baseball player, Tom the G League basketball player, and Ari member of the elite Sayeret Matkal of the Israeli Defense Forces.

[@whitneyallen9237]

@@l4rryboii931just go with the joke dude.

[@pistonburner6448]

When Bert dies it'll be like in a video game, just instead of coins he leaves behind M&Ms

[@frromajr]

You're Fukd Up!!!! 🤣🤣🤣 But yeah i can see that, some sort of candy or red koolaid packets. 😆😇

[@loveistheanswer687]

He’s a Sonic lol

[@staynielherbayn657]

@@frromajr he bleeds kool aid

[@robertbiberstine642]

Watching Tom be genuinely concerned for several minutes and then almost lose it when Bert says he woke up surrounded by M&Ms made me so happy.

[@moose9689]

Bert: “I’m so close to being in shape” Also Bart: out of breath from talking

[@3masonthree]

I reckon, I'm an asthmatic smoker and I'm not even close to that 🤣

[@andrewsinger98]

Birth chrysler

[@user-gu3ie]

I've never seen 2 grown up dudes,fall like little kids like these 2😂

[@Andrew-md6gh]

Segura falls like a 100 year old man n breaks every bone in his body

[@chadwarden593]

Its cause they're fat

[@michaeldunwoodie7717]

he was drunk obviously

[@paulelroy6650]

to be fair he tripped over a step anyone one would wall like that

[@mikec4308]

@@paulelroy6650 what

[@theskycavedin]

Bert should probably get to the hospital ASAP lol hitting your head like that and forgetting what happened for like 30 minutes after is definitely a bad sign

[@c420yr]

If he wasn’t lying then yup but it’s brice sooooooo

[@larsraum]

Hopefully he'll get the same thing as Rosanne and Sam Kinison did when they hit their head - and become funny

[@dnd6075]

hes FINE!

[@sebassg3668]

Thanks doc

[@Battlefox64_RL]

What's hilarious is his liver will probably stop before his brain does. *But his mouth won't*

[@albondsgalaxy]

You know Tom's first thought was that he wished he was there to immediately pick Bert up by the neck.

[@RealTrumpite]

Is that a bear joke

[@omfghaxpixel8091]

@@RealTrumpite reference to when tom broke his arm and bert moved it

[@RealTrumpite]

Lol thanks

[@leeroy7729]

😭

[@thomasredden4263]

Bro, I love y’all and I love this podcast, but my older brother cracked his head around September and in late November had an aneurysm after he developed a slow bleed on the brain. I don’t think yours was quite that bad, but it’s still worth just getting checked out man. It’s better safe than sorry.

[@kozmik4848]

for real. head injuries should always be taken seriously and checked out. At least go in and get a scan done to make sure there is no swelling or internal bleeding. The dude lost consciousness which is definitely enough to go in.

[@diegoleiva7242]

Hate to mention it, but don't forget that Bob Saget hit his head badly, shook it off, went to bed and basically woke up dead. So yeah. Head trauma is no joke.

[@buphoon1452]

my uncle was just playing around with his friend as a teen, play wrestling in his room, and my uncle hit his head on the side of a table by accident... he's completely paralyzed from the waist down now and hes been in a wheelchair for 30+ years the brain is incredibly powerful, but its also pretty weak... you really can not take much head trauma in your life and come out ok from it

[@WARWITHWARWICK]

O

[@rawbmar1166]

@@diegoleiva7242 They mentioned it on the podcast and there is way more to that story then that.

[@Kier4n99]

It was the funniest clip I've seen in a while. It comes close to Tom's injury just because of that scream

[@MyPalJimbo]

I genuinely can't believe Tom didn't start laughing and turning red the second he heard that yelp

[@MyPalJimbo]

@Brian Jonestown oh sorry, me and Aidan will get right to work on that, boss

[@Kier4n99]

@Brian Jonestown sorry sir, we'll try not to get in your way in the future.

[@PatrickMcStoney]

We’ve seen Tom laugh his ass off at actual snuff videos. A mere chuckle at his friends pain & suffering proves he’s not a complete psycho.

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

Bro he having a HARDDDDD time breathing lmaoooo Bert please get help

[@n8archy121]

Dude he started breathing hard just talking about candy #belessfat

[@adammichener987]

Thought I was watching a later season of sopranos for a sec

[@0MohawkWarrior0]

This is incredibly stupid! As a physician, I have to encourage anyone who sees this comment who experiences something similar to IMMEDIATELY go to the emergency room. Even the mild symptoms he is describing are signs of brain damage. The effects can range from no long term issues at all to death. There is no way of knowing without a full brain scan, which should always be performed as soon as possible.

[@Bubbles99718]

Lol. Think this crowd cares?

[@mobileebikerentals2940]

ICU nurse here. Yea, if you fall and lose consciousness, ie can't remember what happened, especially at Brets age and health condition he could have easily had a brain bleed.

[@tk75jo]

Sometimes you just gotta say: F¤ck It! If it's not broken, shake it off!

[@freedomprophet2597]

@@tk75jo exactly. Hospital is for p....es. brain scan?? To scan what??? Chin up and walk it off.

[@Dolla_Dolla_Dan_Yall]

With his drinking too, it increases his risk of hemorrhaging.

[@Rev_John_Danger]

He wasn’t knocked out by the hit. He still had the presence of mind to use his hands to catch himself twice.

[@quiksandd9949]

this podcast needs to be renamed to: “The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Fall”

[@Chonk666]

“The Bigger They Are, the Harder They Breathe”

[@kolesteele4242]

I’m laughing as hard as Tom does when he watches videos of people screaming funny. I like how Bert giggles, trips, hits his head, yells ow! Then rolls away. 🤣😂🤣

[@freedom.pacific]

m&m's spilling out of his pockets and being all around him as he regains consciousness is crazy funny

[@ojaimark]

"Part of it is the fall. The fall throws you off" Gee you don't say Bert. Thank god you were here to explain such a foreign concept to Tom. It's not like he's ever taken a nasty fall. He might not have known how disorienting it could be.

[@JTD472]

Nothing less funny that overemphasizing sarcasm

[@ojaimark]

@@JTD472 Sure there is. You're a perfect example.

[@travisframe6778]

@@ojaimark honestly good for you for defending that so well

[@JTD472]

@@ojaimark ok. I wasn’t joking though. Hey good luck

[@Eatmorepaper]

good one?

[@tylerweiss230]

Then Bart wakes up with foreign accent syndrome.

[@default94321]

"I don't remember how I got there" Immediately describes how he got there.

[@Bobbypinker]

Bert's scream sounded like a real-life version of Homer Simpson's d'oh.

[@-UseSoap_]

Bert's probably the only grown man in America that would fall down and wake up surrounded by m&m's that rolled out of his damned pockets, lol. What a ridiculous human being he is.

[@Mellowcanuck33]

Doing it right it appears.

[@austinstar1100]

Definitely not the only man lol

[@RichieKrol]

No way man. We got more fatties than guns in these parts

[@leeward6762]

Y'all might need to start wearing protective gear like all the time, a helmet for Bert and maybe like a bubble for Tommy. Something similar to a sumo suit maybe. Just trying to keep you guys alive.

[@enquestofficial]

did Burt just finish doing a pushup or something before the start of this clip? or is he just naturally that out of breath now?

[@chadwilliams3137]

Exactly what I was thinking

[@JasonSmith-nw3rz]

He did do 40 “pushups” during this pod, I just can’t remember if it was right before this clip.

[@Udgrasil13]

He did 40 semi good push ups right before this clip.

[@JasonSmith-nw3rz]

@@Udgrasil13 The first 5 were semi-good, it all fell apart from there.

[@Kier4n99]

No. They were not pushups lol

[@DankSwegSkuxxXhayel]

I just picture Bert waking up in a daze thinking he's had M&Ms knocked out of him 🤣

[@nicelydunwell5681]

The funniest thing Bert has ever done. More pls!

[@fiarandompenaltygeneratorm5044]

"I got out of control at the movie theater and I bought about $50 to $60 dollars worth of candy. That's an important part of the story because it's part of where I just didn't understand what was going on." --This is a quote from a grown ass adult male. Let that sink in.

[@Jacob-sb3su]

it also had nothing to do with the fucking story whatsoever

[@andrewjohnson588]

He really does live like a 12-year-old that suddenly woke up with an adult life and adult money.

[@Latabrine]

🤣

[@kniivess]

i love how out of all the demented things tom thinks are hilarious sees berts video and doesnt crack any kind of laugh at all- just shows how much he cares about bert ~~*AWWW~~*🖤preshh

[@yamommasbox]

The way Tom looks at him and ask are you out u can tell he’s a real friend cares about bert

[@johnm2089]

They are not that close. Tom said it was more than 5 years the last time when Bert invited Tom and Cristina to a 4th july party or going out anywhere. They ain't close.

[@sk8legendz]

3:50 Bert straight up sounds like a real life Homer Simpson when he fell lmao

[@imxjoon]

This might be funnier than Tom breaking his elbow and knee at the same time 😂

[@MiniMikesCustom]

Tom stifling his laughter at "how did these m&ms get here" is the best shit

[@benjaminmattern2831]

Bert def has a concussion

[@frromajr]

Yupp. Like you can ses his head hit the door/wall.

[@bassplayingchris]

I just have a mental image of Bert dazed on the floor surrounded by candy

[@DowzerWTP72]

Lol Tim's smiling "yeah" to Bart saying "I'm always kinda foggy". Haha hilarious

[@mikec4308]

whos Tim

[@spenceflatulence]

@@mikec4308 Don't you know Tim and Bart?

[@christianramirez7885]

@@spenceflatulence LMAO 🤣

[@shanemorris7829]

Bert's heavy breathing is getting concerning.

[@j2kerrigan]

You know Tom is actually concerned when he's not laughing hysterically at this. Bert needs to change something because he's not going to be around long with his health like this. He breathes like an old bodybuilder who's been abusing gear for 20 years. Genuinely worried he's gonna croak soon.

[@jasonraymond7076]

If that would have been a video of a stranger falling like that, Tom would have been falling out of his chair laughing. 🤣🤣

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

Bert Slippin’ while Tom Pimpin’

[@Crossword131]

I love how much Tom enjoys Burp's idiocy. His knowing smile that kicks off before Berp does a racism or a dum, is my favorite.

[@jsk8et]

Sometimes after you take a head shot, it’s like the tape keeps running but it’s not recording anymore. If Bert has lost time, he’s probably concussed.

[@larryjohnson3087]

Bert saying Ow...prior to smashing his face into the wall made me chuckle. Sorry Bert, glad you still alive.

[@BboyCorrosive]

"I don't remember how I got here"....describes every step of how he got there.

[@camreive6479]

How is that clip of Bert falling not in horrible or hilarious? I couldn’t stop laughing at that fall

[@GabeStrenke]

What did I miss that made Bert so out of breath!? He was breathing like he was actively having a heart attack.

[@makerstudios5456]

His heart is definitely cooking something up.

[@b_bogg]

I’d say the movie snack list has something to do with it lol

[@kozmik4848]

maybe that's the head injury breathing.

[@Bubbles99718]

Sitting can be exhausting

[@prasun911]

Fatman did 40 pushups cause he thought he could do 50

[@danielmoksmann5654]

Not gonna lie, the moment Bert hits his face/head on the door at 3:52, the noise he made was just a perfect Homer Simpson "D'OH!". 😄

[@Esqofosd]

Use the security camera footage for a Horrible or Hilarious with Dr Drew.

[@user-xx7tv7cc1y]

Bert: "Omg, i forgot to tell you, I had a fall but like you know those falls that make you realise half way through that you're definitely going to be pain for a while from this?" Tom: "You're talking to the the king of falls"

[@DereksThoughts]

I was gonna ask why he was so winded until he mentioned how much candy he bought

[@Skateobyou]

I just realized Bert makes the minecraft damage sound as he's going down the steps, "OOF" "OOF" 😂😂

[@jayolmeda9422]

I’m actually upset that Tom didn’t have a stroke from laughing at seeing that happen the first time around.

[@Kier4n99]

He's become a wuss about old age and injuries after his "accident"

[@RoninXsumari]

Yeah, same! I was like why the hell is Tom not laughing at this? Did I miss it?

[@Kier4n99]

@Rainin_3 yea I'll give it a few months

[@chazer7800]

Lmaoo i love how in the video bert screams like tom and jerry “YEEOOOWW” just to crawl over and lay down😭

[@mr.dr.daxter4049]

Bert is like a real life pinata

[@PanHaszaman]

He just gave out his house code 😂😂😂 This is so pure...

[@Kilgore1004]

Might explain why he’s still out of breath. TBIs are serious.

[@DarkLordII]

Idk why, but when Tom said “I don’t really know how I got here”, I just died laughing 😂

[@BenMarti1000]

I love how when explaining how painful and awful injuries can be, Tom, is continuously fidgeting and fighting back a smirk because he loves when people (especially kids😂) fall and get hurt but yet wants to seem serious

[@Nope99856]

Hahahahahaha! Hey what the hell Tom, what happened to him laughing hysterically at other people hurting themselves?! I watched the clip at least 8 times and laughed my ass off the whole time hahahaha.

[@RyanPortland420]

Bert is out of breath telling a story.

[@jumpingilly732]

He did pushups right before this

[@jdizzle75]

Lol i love burnt chrystler so much. This is the epitome of his greatness. The man can run a marthon after a night of partying but cant tell ehat candy he bought without being out of breath. Im dying

[@bigmonzo1705]

Tom is such a good friend. He held strong after watching Bart fall. He was pissing himself internally, no doubt

[@frame-perfectadskip9159]

You can tell Tom really cares about Bret Christmas by the lack of hysterical laughter

[@nickholt752]

Why the hell is Brent out of breath? All he's doing is sitting there! Somebody get that man a push-up competition, or something like that to get drunk and obsess over ...From what I can tell that's the only way to motivate him

[@jessysotelo1621]

he had just finished attempting 50 push ups 😂

[@shane7133]

Dude Bert's yelp was f*cking hilarious!

[@chadwilliams3137]

Why is he so out of breath?

[@maxsigmon8804]

He had just done 40 push ups

[@zendric3]

@@maxsigmon8804 "push ups"

[@vicegrips188]

I’ve driven to places that I don’t remember driving too after taking a hit to the head snowboarding, playing hockey, and the last time riding my mountain bikes. I’ve still been dealing with ptsd after my last bad one in 2019. I hope he doesn’t have issues down the road

[@Phi1618033]

You don't fuck around with head injuries. Bert's got the money. Go to the hospital.

[@G0DofRock]

Sleep is one of the best things you can do for your body in almost any circumstance for recovery, same for fasting.

[@FrostTyler]

Brent was definitely playing it up. You can clearly see he caught himself and braced his fall with his hands. His head doesn't even look like it hit the door jam. And he clearly slowly rolls down onto the ground. Very low and loose from the booze bag.

[@Bigwheel414]

Captian Knowitall over here.

[@nocarebutyes3436]

@@Bigwheel414 when have you seen someone get knocked out and brace for the fall? Dudes just uncoordinated.

[@grambo1472]

You can totally see him brace himself with both hands and plop his fat drunk ass onto the flower pot then roll lol not even sure he hit his head 😂 he just loves the attention lol real fall but not nearly as bad as he seems to think. Love all the podcasts tho and hey Brent Crystal's please stop talking so much this is Two Bears One Cave not the Brett Chrysler show with guest appearances from Tom Segura.

[@menunya2095]

Tom's NOT laughing. Tom always laughs at people getting hurt, but this hit differently 🤗

[@charliewaters5289]

Dude, no BS you can tell Bert is not the same in this interview. He definitely should get checked.

[@davidcentocomedy]

3:23 Tom holding back laughter and almost having a stroke

[@kess14]

I'm gonna be that guy: his arms absorbed 90% of that. He's doing Bart things and overselling it for the attention. Incoming "YoU nEeD tO LeAVe!"

[@scootypuffsr0948]

I like that Bert explodes with candy just like Sonic losing his rings after dying 💀

[@Azriel884]

No, no, im just there🤣🤣 he has a way with words....

[@adskfsaf]

ive never laughed at anything harder than bert falling in this video i cried laughing

[@SlamTheSlammer]

“Bert tells stories and Bert’s the machine”

[@JoshAronoff]

“I bought 50 dollars in candy, and this is important because I don’t know what’s going on.” LOLOLOLOLOL

[@Vopian]

His scream when he hit had me dead lol

[@bundyrivera7162]

😂😂😂 I cant stop watching this on here and on Instagram.. 😂😂😂

[@aaroncurci6488]

Dude Bert’s laugh makes me wanna scratch my eyes out and rip off my ears oh my god !

[@GoochSushi]

Bert is the first person on earth who got knocked out and, while unconscious, broke his fall with his hands. Kudos.

[@reygranados3640]

Wait is that paused?…… no no I’m just there 😂😂😂

[@dakotasmith5964]

The heavy breathing kills me 💀💀love you Bert!!

[@bilyan5003]

Tom makes that dark so quick at the end 😂😂😂

[@jonvia]

Beart's reaction was like he got KO'd by Chuck Liddell.

[@OrionHunterOfTheStars]

Bert dude I’m sorry, I fucking laughed so hard watching you go headfirst into that door - replayed multiple times

[@gigglepet]

I like that Tom doesn’t laugh when Burt gets hurt like he does with other ymh clips ❤️

[@shogunender8752]

Dude that’s insane I’ve had some bad falls myself from just being clumsy but that was really insane this as close to uncomfortable as I have felt without a true series injury that is physicality shows. Like an arm radius breaking out and poking through someone’s arm or an orbital bone damage that causes the eye to be able to come out of a socket. That’s very hard to watch this is just pull the envelope without fully opening it for me I hope you are alright and you have a professional opinion just to make sure if not for yourself for your family. Love you Bert and Tom stay safe

[@lipglosskitten26]

Falling is so traumatic and painful as an adult!! I took a similar Fall and my husband said right before passing out I yelled "fvcking call 911" lol

[@AndrewSmith-pc8eq]

The audio of Bert running across the driveway, sounds more like a team of Clydesdales pulling a Budweiser beer wagon, in the 4th of July parade!

[@brownacid]

i've had a concussion from a similar accident. Get a ct scan Bert! I developed speech and memory problems and it scared the shit out of me.

[@nickpesetsky1897]

I relate so hard to Tom staring off in disbelief as Bert snickers about making his door code "6969"

[@Mortuus87]

Been a while since I've watched you guys....so Bert now gets out of breath whilst talking 😅 that's a rare untalent

[@tmt1675]

The playing rough then something happens is the worst feeling! I broke a cousin and a friends collar bone growing up and have so many bad memories of messing around laughing then someone really gets hurt

[@johnallen6836]

broke them both at once? or two separate times? are you sure you weren’t just eating HGH at 6?

[@Smokeyxz]

Yeah John something’s not adding up here. This fkin savage here.

[@tmt1675]

@@johnallen6836 hahaaha two separate occasions. I had the worst luck with that stuff as a kid. I was just regular size but I had wrestled since four years old and played linebacker in football. It was always friends or family bigger than me getting rough messing around and I did it back and something broke 🤦‍♂️but that feeling when they get hurt was the worst. Always started messing around they get too rough I do it back and then something bad happens.

[@tmt1675]

@@johnallen6836 also makes me think of playing school yard football and you tackle the kid too had they get hurt the teacher runs over and u act hurt too so u don’t get in as much trouble 😂😂

[@slamminsammy941]

No way he wasn’t sh*t faced when he fell !!

[@donschaus1951]

Screams Owie before hitting the door. 😂😂😂

[@syrosell3871]

Damn Bert was really like let me just nap off this concussion