Bert Kreischer Has A FULL Meltdown | 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight

[@lScottsy]

The more we see of these guys, the more it’s becomes clear that Toms a kind psychopath, and Bert is a childish narcissist

[@NA86737]

And Tom is the one everyone defends. Why? Because he's made his marriage part of his career. Him and that Hungarian are not good people. Those sons are going to turn into school shooters.

[@armorykittington]

Yup.

[@donnyjones7803]

They are comedians

[@NA86737]

@@donnyjones7803 terrible comedians of the Rogan brand. These guys could never follow Colin Quinn.

[@BeatMower]

NAILED IT

[@Ndizzyinthehizzy]

Being sober in the comedy world sounds like its own special kind of hell.

[@SeanMusicFreak]

You have to be inebriated in order to put up with Bert’s crap and therefore anybody who abstains from alcohol or drugs simply doesn’t have the patience to deal with him.

[@Gooch_cruiser]

It’s becoming more common with comics taking their health serious and being sober etc

[@michaelcole8999]

Only the ones that go through a 12-step program to end up still being an asshole on the other side anyways, only those ones are miserable.

[@fl3a445]

Being sober in general is hell

[@systemofadownsyndrome7715]

The only reason I dont try again is my anxiety.

[@benturner7174]

I started listening to two bears because I was big Bert fan. As time has gone on I like him less and less and Tom more and more.

[@Swampboiii]

A tale you and many, MANY other 2 bears fans share

[@sputnikalgrim]

It’s because we didn’t really know who Bert really was.

[@platapus112]

@@sputnikalgrim you serious? He's been like this, the entire time

[@Diamondsmuggler]

@@platapus112yeah but like allllllll the timeeeeeeee 😮‍💨 his laugh gets really old

[@thatcanadianchick7589]

yup !

[@Squashylemon]

At first I thought Ari was overexaggerating...... until they called Bert, and the first thing out of Bert's mouth was literally confirming everything Ari said he did.

[@KobeIsG.O.A.T]

Not me, I can picture Burnt Chrysler acting way worse then even Ari made it out to be. Burnt is a PURE narcissist drunk bratty POS

[@boscorner]

Bert thinks he's always right so he will admit to shitty stuff thinking he did nothing wrong ari was right to dose him

[@leatheryfoot6354]

"At least he's honest." -George Carlin

[@charlestonw801st]

Because he embellishes and makes up shit to his liking because he’s drunk all the time when you’re shitty you remember stuff completely wrong which is like 85% of Barts life. You can tell lately since he’s not hammered the whole day he’s seeing what people actually think about him and he’s realizing he’s pretty much a delusional selfish narcissistic a$$hole to just about everyone but at least he actually realizing it but he’ll be back to being drunk and fat before we know it he always spirals after like a month or two it never lasts.

[@spman2099]

Always assume Ari is exaggerating... unless he is telling a Kreisher story; he knows that, if anything, he'll need to tone those down if he wants anyone to believe him.

[@aaronabrahamsen2975]

Can’t believe Ari and Bert have switched places in the likability department.

[@crypticsouls987]

Ari is a garbage human being, period!!!!

[@squeezeslemons]

Ikr

[@imemberberry]

Ari's rules and has always been one of the nicest guys in comedy. Even after dosing Bert. There's a reason Bird won't release that podcast (with Joey there who popped m too btw) cuz it was a great time and Brat's complaining will seem all for nothing cuz it was.

[@imonlyheretoarguewithidiots]

They still haven't. Ari is still a horrible person

[@scotttenerman9191]

Best is when Bert was on LoS he admitted to milking the shit out of the dosing for pity points

[@StacksOnBricks]

The fact that Bert mentions “$180 worth of Thai food” perfectly summarises his thought process when buying the food for everyone. He wants everyone to know how generous he is.

[@beartube9379]

Bro buys his family's love & thinks that's how it works for everyone.

[@whysthissodifficult]

That's how he is with everything, he cannot do a single thing without thinking he deserves recognition and a round of applause. He is so damn delusional, I know he gets called out sometimes but not nearly enough. As well as having way too many people that just humor him and let him say all the preposterous bullshit

[@psyience3213]

That’s not even a lot of money for a house full of people, let alone a millionaire. I get $50 of sushi just for me 😂

[@Loe_Jist]

Burt makes like 6 figures per show and he is bitching about $180 Thai food....

[@keithpeterson3805]

Hey if my rich mate baught back 180 bucks worth of Thai food I wouldn’t be mad 🤣

[@blahblahblah1988]

It’s amazing how people like Bert can re-write history in their own heads. Kinda scary honestly lol.

[@apollo209]

\alcoholics/addicts/ 🙂👍

[@solaireastora5394]

Alcoholic narcissism

[@liadown9052]

I used to literally hear my ex do this 😮

[@tylersmash7134]

Alcohol causes cancer so maybe that's it.

[@1phndux286]

Yea it's called narcissism

[@amitabhsharma3916]

Finding how Bert's carefully constructed facade crumbles twice in the same week is truly a treat

[@LowKey_Mojo]

Bert’s whole life is him posturing in order to protect his ego

[@stephent8530]

An ego waaay fatter than he is. His narcissism comes out a lot more now that he got his movie made.

[@tribeard5424]

100%

[@dannyboy4767]

^^

[@danielowens609]

What's the other time? I need to know

[@MegaBronco91]

Bert not being the center of attention was the whole problem with this story

[@aaronvanzile3824]

Bingo. All bert needed was for everyone to stand up and applaud and tell him what a good boy he is

[@marycallahan7795]

Joe List sees right through Bert and Bert knows it.

[@RustinRoark]

All day 💯

[@rogerwilco1777]

I had to leave a handful of friends like Bret.. babysitting drunks is fine when they're fun, but when they turn into angry blacked out assholes it gets exhausting as an adult.

[@MrPernell27]

Yes, he seems like the type of guy I would’ve hung out with as an 18 yr old freshman at LSU. But now as a 41-year-old adult he seems like he would be absolutely unbearable. He’s never grown up. His success has made it to where he doesn’t have to grow up. But unfortunately that stuff doesn’t usually last.

[@OvercomeThroughJesus301]

“That’s because I’m an alcoholic, Ari” probably the funniest line Bert will ever say, it finally came from truth also. That’s why.

[@misevibre]

kinda sad...

[@JamesExcell-InterJex]

Bert admitting he is an alcoholic is the real news here. He really needs to stop. It's coming to a crossroads now.

[@williamrutherford553]

But it's a Bert Kreischer admission; It wasn't an admission that he was in the wrong, to him it's a valid justification for why he did what he did.

[@Carado5150]

Eh, it's natural selection. Nature will takes it's course.

[@CrosswaIk]

It's already too late 😂

[@MajorNutsack]

Nah, give him more

[@imthegrk]

He’s getting to that Chris Farley point.

[@JevonSwallow]

You know you’re a chill and generous person when you NEED to tell people how much you spent on their food, even when they didn’t ask

[@Nodice7]

I love when Bert said that he’s working on his anger issues, but coming from a recovering alcoholic, you’re never really working on any problems unless you’re working on your alcohol issues.

[@zionkid420]

Keep projecting dude.

[@mattsteelman3832]

​@zionkid420 Strange. You're alive and yet you have no life. Interesting.

[@seanmiller8081]

Nah that is so true! I could NOT have fixed 3/4 of the negative shit about myself i have over the past year had I not quit drinking 💯

[@AlexH4774]

Words to live by, I'm gonna write that down man

[@freedomofnow]

Exactly. He's just trying to manage so people will like him more.

[@Fireproofwitchnz]

Bert is turning into Bam Margera 2.0 😂

[@Rickets17]

All we need is for him is to make a diss track and then it's complete. 👌

[@Thehomelessathlete]

ryan dunn

[@cowboysfandow]

Perfect comparison. And I've been a fan of Bert for a long time. Even I have my limits.

[@beartube9379]

The funniest part about this whole thing is how uncomfortable Bert is with others telling unflattering stories about him when that's LITERALLY his whole thing about others.

[@kweenzwalters3916]

Like the Ari Molly story😂 Bert kept saying he doesn't want to talk about it but talks about it on every podcast he was on😂

[@andohish27]

He likes people talking about him though.

[@alistephen313]

I can see why Ari spiked Burnt with MDMA now

[@SerjTerrible]

Crazy how the hate for Ari and love for Bert got completely switched lol

[@peterkokoricudus9817]

@@SerjTerrible fuck yeah! I remember people wanted to cancel Ari all acting like fucking moralists. On the other hand everybody was supporting Bert... 3 years later everybody loves Ari’s special and nobody enjoys Bert’s squeaking laugh

[@EggPlanet492]

@@peterkokoricudus9817oh c’mon, it was still fucked up, that doesn’t change. Ari isn’t vindicated because Bert had a meltdown

[@wrizzy9393]

Yeah Bert is not comically the worst human anymore, he just is the worst

[@0MohawkWarrior0]

​@@EggPlanet492Exactly. What he did was both wrong and illegal. If one of my friends did that to me, I would have pressed charges.

[@user-kv4eb8pr3w]

Bert resents Joe List because he’s sober and his sobriety is a reflection of Bert’s unaddressed alcoholism. Bert needs to get a grip and give up the booze.

[@BIGBIRD208]

God damn, that’s a great break down. I felt that

[@brennenconlee437]

I thought the same thing. He wants everyone to be getting trashed with him. But List is sober, put together, and is a better comic than Burt and he had to stare at that mirror all weekend

[@fitzyman4552]

Thats such a good point, you nailed it.

[@Rosskles]

I am actually really concerned Bert is getting out of hand. I like the guy but he's going to alienate all of his friends if he keeps this up.

[@tutupuff6359]

He’s about to hit the bottom….AA is saving him a chair after a 90 day rehab. Bill Maher soon to follow.

[@VEGAS-NERVE]

He’s been this way from the start. never liked the dude at all and was suprised when I found out that people actually like him

[@torballs]

His brain is pickled

[@haysoos7945]

I love how Brent’s definition of self correcting is letting somebody call out his lie and then admitting he lied 😂😂😂

[@mason678w]

Bert will turn into an angry drunk eventually if he hasn’t already. Haha ready for this story!!

[@NA86737]

I have a feeling this is much more regular thing but he pays off everyone to not mention it or uses Joe Rogan as a threat.

[@Wnick56]

@@NA86737I don’t think Joe appreciates being used in that reguard. He got pretty pissed when someone tried pulling that card with Bobby lee

[@NA86737]

@@Wnick56 Yeah but still lets them come on. If he has the power to truly end a career he should do it with about all his friends. Let Bert go back to tv hosting and Segura being a tv writer and actor.

[@ds698]

@@NA86737well in Tom’s defense he isn’t Bert. Need I say more?

[@NA86737]

@@ds698 Tom is a psycho along with that Hungarian animal he married

[@HeavyHitta_83]

Bert: I always self correct when someone corrects me 😂

[@asdf852asdf]

Why is nobody talking about how Bert admitted to violently scream to his wife when something goes wrong lmao

[@chadgrov]

He calls it razzle dazzle

[@DaLilVivi96]

Everyone snaps at family members and partners sometimes ffs, don't be dramatic lol 🤣 we're all human & make mistakes! (Jus sayin u know)

[@brode7716]

@@DaLilVivi96a good man wouldn’t yell at his wife no matter how angry he is

[@aaronweiss1516]

This kind of shit would happen very rarely amongst my friends our early twenties. This being a regular occurrence in someone’s forties and fifties is unacceptable.

[@thedrumknight]

I’ve always disliked Bert and this reinforces that feeling even more.

[@valleydevv5593]

Tbh it was a breath of fresh air at least hearing him be self aware and realize he’s unbearable to be around

[@ryanoneill91]

JUST SAY THANK YOU

[@VEGAS-NERVE]

SAME. never understood why anyone liked him to begin with..

[@clarencethomas01]

​@@valleydevv5593i completely disagree and it actually made me like him much less. To me, that's him trying to manipulate and get pity from people, so they aren't upset with him and the way he acted anymore. Seeing as he is already being so down on himself, people lay off on the criticism. I had a sociopath/alcoholic parent that would do this to avoid criticism and accountability everytime they did something terrible. Then the minute you don't fall for their trap, they switch to a different tactic (usually anger, aggression, or they'll try to guilt you). I think the alcohol is starting to change Bert, these lies were so blatant!

[@thatcanadianchick7589]

If his friends are having issues with Bert... can you image what Leanne goes through...daily 😬

[@NA86737]

Oh he verbally, emotionally and physically abused her it's obvious and his moron daughters are terrified of him and resent he's alive.

[@jacobprice4311]

You deserve the relationships you end up in

[@Arms2]

@@jacobprice4311 sounds like a load of horse shit but ok

[@Spurs5459]

He’s never around so she doesn’t go through shit

[@Bonesawisready926]

@@jacobprice4311 So Phil Hartmann deserved to be murdered? Bad take bro.

[@sputnikalgrim]

Bert is the definition of toxic, and it seems like people let him be that way so they can have these stories.

[@bradbutcher3984]

Yeah Tom is apparently a psychopath. That's the only way you can deal with someone like bert

[@SkoolNerds]

Calling another man toxic might be the gayest thing I’ve ever heard.

[@GranTruismo4head]

You mean Ari? Because Ari is a total sociopath! Why I say this? Hey remember when Bert got dosed with Molly? No? Sober October 2019. Bert talks about being dosed by Ari. Sure Bert is a total alcoholic and needs to stop, but honestly it’s hard when people know you as the party guy and drink like a fish.

[@SamUHells]

Lmao y’all don’t know how his real life is over one story come on now. I don’t even like bert but that’s some simple minded stuff right there.

[@itsnotmeitsyou6984]

I've only recently realised I'm Bert and not Tom with my best mate. The fact I'm ok with that solidifies it 100%

[@990shady]

Ari is self aware, Bert just violently wants to be known as the drunk nice party guy.

[@JoshBrolin42069]

Bert seems like the type of guy who’s only friendly or respectful to people he subconsciously perceives as better or “cooler” than himself. Not a criticism, just an observation 😜

[@danielpenrodii2389]

If they can make him money, he loves them.

[@theonlyconformist]

It's called narcissistic personality disorder

[@lovefool.99]

True true truuuuue

[@Goosemeyer]

His imaginary conflict with Nadav for example

[@acidictendency700]

That's gotta hurt the ego I wonder if he even realizes he does it

[@18Callahan]

Bert has to literally pay friends to hang out with him. He’s the guy with big cigars who’s also the biggest drunk at the party so…he pays for everything and gets away with it. Don’t forget to kiss his drunk ring or he will go ballistic reminding everyone how generous he is and everything he’s ever done for you.

[@samanthab1923]

Right? Big Baby Huey

[@matt5721]

Yeah, Tom didn't have to have 6 better comics on every night to sell out arenas

[@jeremyfisher9102]

I think it says a lot about Bert when Tom Segura just talked about his favorite comedians to work with in a Vanity Fair interview, and out of the long list he never mentioned Bert.

[@samanthab1923]

@@jeremyfisher9102 Wow, need to check that out

[@MrWarren1991]

@@matt5721 you havent watched toms new special, might be the hottest piece of garbage that has come out of a top comedian in the past decade

[@danielpenrodii2389]

Bert’s idea of self-correcting is wild! He says a lie, somebody else corrects him, and then he acknowledges what the other person said is, in fact, correct. That’s not self-correcting lol

[@Sammyalqattan]

he only thought it wasn't a meltdown but then thought deeper about it and was like yea ok it was.. you just wanna run your mouth..

[@scootaymildo1070]

​@@Sammyalqattan no, as Ari said, he was lying, Ari was there so called him out on his lie, he then realised he had no wriggle room so was forced into admitting something he wouldn't have if Ari wasn't there to call him out. We literally saw that exact scenario play out in real time lmao and you still for his BS 🤦‍♂️🤣

[@Dlroper95]

So we learned that Bert is a gaslight specialist 😂

[@Lord_Baphomet_]

Imagine living with Bert… like the amount of coddling and tiptoeing you’d have to do just to have a relaxing time around him would be astronomical.

[@NotAfraid280]

Good lord. The amount of listening id have to do would drive me insane

[@Flike245]

I went to give LeeAnn a hi-five and she recoiled and tried to block her face with her arms.

[@BA22378]

If you really think he's like this all the time you are naive, he's a comedian on a podcast and probably wouldn't be married anymore if that was the case

[@BustDaNinja]

What relaxing time? He's a drunk. He's going to get rowdy mean drunk regardless if any other outside stimuli. It's what drunks do.

[@BustDaNinja]

@@BA22378 you clearly don't know anything about alcoholics. If he SHOWS it being that bad, it's a million times worse behind closed doors.

[@GalactusDaDevourer]

All I heard Bert say was, "me me me me me..all about me."

[@fengshuimma9160]

Bert is that friend that has a few funny moments, but most of the time you have to put up with to some extent. He's an adult, it's time to stop annoying everyone lol.

[@DesertDawg-oq5fg]

The Thai food story with Joe List is Bert in a nutshell . Bert orders food for everyone, List tells him that he doesn’t eat Thai (everyone there knows Joe is a picky eater). (Drunk) Bert starts a heated argument, with (Sober) Joe by saying “ you don’t have to eat it, but you need to say thank you!!” Because throwing money around and paying for everything is Bert’s way of justifying his behavior because in his mind, it’s impossible for him to be selfish or narcissistic if he’s generous with his money

[@colina1330]

Honestly, if that's him at his worst, that's still pretty good. Most heavy drinkers do much worse things when they're "at their worst".

[@freedomofnow]

Yeah likt why would Joe have to say thank you for something he didn't want? Also Bert is completely narcissistic buying food for everyone.

[@craigrussell3062]

Imagining Bert's energy up against Joe List's energy is what makes that story hilarious. It's like Cartman yelling at Kyle

[@KobeIsG.O.A.T]

​@@craigrussell3062nothing about this is "hilarious" ...it's sad that a supposed grown man acts like a 12 year old bratty girl. He's just a narcissistic , drunk annoying brat

[@DesertDawg-oq5fg]

BTW, Bert was only at that bachelor party because he lives every day like it’s a bachelor party, so Normand thought it would be fun to have him in his hometown of Tampa. Bert picked a fight with the groom’s best friend of 15 years over pizza

[@STSGuitar16]

Lol so Bert wanted to feel good about himself and was upset that someone wasn’t allowing him to feel good about himself. Got it.

[@danielowens609]

Bert is one of those guys you like until you find out anything about him

[@IVIanSour]

I wish this show would always be with Tom and another not bert person, but bert gets to call in sometimes :)

[@Dothockey2009]

Tom and Mark normand would be great I think

[@Lucky_Male_Bee]

That's why YMH is much better.

[@k45207]

7:39 that is the most ridiculous justification for having a melt down 😂😂 I just love that Tom was able to make that wild connection

[@alexsaldana6358]

I wonder how Normand feels about this situation because it was his party and it sounds like Bert took over the party and made it about himself

[@OberynTheRedViper]

It's Mark's party and Bert will cry if he wants to.

[@samstahlbaum7215]

"You're on two bears one cave, just this podcast I do sometimes. "

[@asthesundrops]

Bert is like allergic to accountability if Ari wasn't there he would of kept lying and saying he didn't know what he was talking about and he never yelled at anyone. Cause Bert is never wrong and always right. Guys a straight up weirdo, I don't know why people keep giving this guy money

[@darkcranny3851]

A lot of people like Bert because he's a shining example that you CAN make it, and be successful and have a fun celebrity existence regardless of whether you have talent or intelligence. It gives them hope that through sheer luck they might be like him. Because they are like him, they just haven't gotten lucky "yet".

[@Jason-gt2kx]

I will be honest, Bert childish antics were funny for a long time. Plus, it seemed like an act, but he is legit becoming an actual jack ass. I woudn't want to hang out with him.

[@BerticusBersht]

Fairly typical for addicts. They're narcissistic. They avoid accountability in everything because it pushes them closer to taking accountability for their addiction.

[@squeezeslemons]

Keep in mind Bert is 50 years old

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

With a wife and children at home

[@tykenneth1]

Drunk 20 year olds act like this. Couldn’t imagine ever acting like this as an adult man with a family and a successful career. Bert’s problems are pretty severe.

[@seasonedbeefs]

It's a slippery slope

[@colton692]

My respect for Ari is growing. This is his revenge for Bert airing out the adderall story, lol well played

[@charlestonw801st]

Adderall you mean the Molly ari spiked Bert with? adderall 😆

[@Recon1107]

Who would’ve guessed

[@Rosskles]

Brent acted like a toddler?! Naaaaah 😂

[@ChristianJDoss]

It must be hard for him to be the least funny of all his friends, all the time.

[@RandyWatson80]

When is Bert gonna realize the alcohol thing is played out and his fanbase is shrinking?

[@thesilverbaby4880]

Same thing with stand up😭😭 the shirtless squealing with no funny jokes every Special lmao💀

[@muffintop701]

He just had a movie come out, his confidence is at an all-time high.

[@scotttenerman9191]

He won’t acknowledge that movie flopped and made no money domestically lmao

[@matt5721]

If people still buy tickets for Schaub he'll be fine The big Renaissance of comedy comes with endless mediocrity

[@theonlyconformist]

@@matt5721 well said.

[@emeyeare]

No matter how much I press “not interested” in Bert’s videos he keeps showing up on my recommended list

[@matthoward123]

Bert Kriescher being rich and famous for comedy is more infuriating than Paris Hilton being rich and famous for no reason.

[@Heopful]

paris was an icon in her own way, the whole ditzy blonde thing was an act too, apparently she's quite smart(yes I know). The common thread between them though is they both had absurdly rich parents.

[@MyOpinionish]

​@@Heopfullol noone talked about her until the sex tape.

[@Walklikelions]

People have hated Bert for years. He need everything to be about him. He only responds with stories about himself after someone else tells a story. He embellishes a lot of stories. More than most people/

[@lifeofky4037]

So you're telling me that this comic is a narcissist that embellishes stories. I never would have guessed

[@Walklikelions]

@@lifeofky4037 He's an extremist.

[@davemauriello8088]

"I didn't melt down.....Ok, ok, ok, I melted down." LOL!

[@tutupuff6359]

He said “I’m an alcoholic“.

[@IaMmAchInE21]

Damn, Ari's stock is going way up and Bert's career is about to implode like that submarine lol.

[@edub0524]

Daaaaaammmnnnnnnn

[@jacks7449]

Refreshing to hear Bert say “I’m an alcoholic”

[@buns7136]

Joe List probably wrote more jokes this week than Bert has in his life.

[@X9523-z3v]

He only has the one

[@frankm161]

Bert has finally become an angry drunk. Lol

[@yehheapsmadaybut]

Probably always has been. I've heard stories of him screaming at people

[@freedomofnow]

What's funny is that he targets the one guy who can see through what he does because he'd not drinking anymore. "we're different people," yes he stopped whatever it is you're doing.

[@andrewboudreau5279]

Isn’t Bert on the TRT now? That probably explains the anger. Just filling himself with all sorts of drugs lol

[@dabeserker666]

screaming at your wife because you know she is right is fucking crazy, hope she and the kids are doing alright.

[@ArJayDM]

The whole vibe of the phone call is a big brother confronting his little brother about some crazy shit he did to a mutual friend and being embarrased as he slowly realizes the accusations are true

[@lupo3694]

The picture of Bert gets more and more complete. Seems like he is just a horrible human being.

[@kylepollard8727]

Bert is a child who needs attention at all times. He also doesn’t care about anyone else

[@ngrosjean2]

The picture was complete when LeeAnn told her Easter basket/kool-aid pandemic story. Bert can only think about himself.

[@ngrosjean2]

@@Box-2112 it was on one of LeeAnn’s podcast. I will see if I can find it, but basically she wanted to do a pick up order from Target for her girls Easter baskets which she had done all their lives. She told him she is gonna drive up and they will put the stuff in her trunk and her told her absolutely not because of the pandemic. Then, when Bert ran out of his favorite kook-aid, she told him they only sell that at dollar tree, not online. He said he doesn’t care cause he really wanted it and guilted her in to going and get it, even though she had to go in the store. He didn’t care about his children getting their holiday stuff or LeeAnn risking sickness, but when it comes to kool-aid, he demanded it immediately.

[@CaliKidHooligun]

@@ngrosjean2 what story is that??

[@Sniperboy5551]

Maybe Tom should just have Bart on the phone for every episode of 2B1C. At least he sounds more honest than he does during the podcast.

[@ChichiNaka]

Sober October was a sincere way for 3 guys in their 40s and 50s to try save their friends life Bert treated it like a marketing joke so Ari and Joe gave up on him immediately It’s pathetic how nobody can openly be real with him because he reacts like a 13 year old

[@NA86737]

That's why letting him get sick needs to happen

[@ChichiNaka]

@@NA86737 get sick? I'm not familiar with the term

[@departedgardens9262]

bert is taking this micky mantle gene to his death bed and its unfortunate.

[@ChichiNaka]

@DaLonelySheperd based on the words they’ve repeatedly said out-loud for years now?

[@warsyn]

I gotta disagree a bit with this, remember Ari dosed Bert with MDMA. That’s not “saving” behavior.

[@h20doctor]

I was always told growing up by my parents if you're doing something in order to get a thank you then you're doing it for the wrong reasons... You should be doing it out of graciousness love and helping someone else... If you're doing it and you're expecting a thank you after you've done a lot of hard work for somebody and you don't get a thank-you from others then this is what happens... Emotions flare up and fuel gets thrown on the fire

[@jayclark1551]

Bert and Joe List are the equivalent to a frat house and the chess club trying to have a party together😂

[@TexasHeatAudit]

Bert. For God sakes get some help. If Ari thinks you're outta control its time for help dude.

[@keithmcbride4408]

He’s perfectly ok releasing that movie but not releasing that dosing episode, he’s completely out of touch with funny

[@mrmurphy172]

Ari went to his barber and said give me the Gary Oldman from The Fifth Element.

[@nickjackman3826]

It's been so magical watching everyone realize Ari is actually a good person and all the "LA" guys have wild mental issues

[@brennenconlee437]

Guilty. God I wish I had realized it sooner 😂

[@veganspacemonkey]

This is my new favorite video. It brings me so much joy

[@OGbrick420]

the problem is bert has become such a maniac that he knows how to plan his drinking and drugs around the meals, when the pizza entered the equation, it totally botched the drug regiment he was already on, and planning to continue.

[@piquitomonoloco]

Lmaoo ari matching that intensity in his voice had tom shook for a moment

[@robojimbo7039]

i love Ari knowing the level of Natural cool he is over bruce and Joe. Calling Bert and Joe Dorks is soo accurate.

[@prince13896]

Joe didn't do anything, though. He was just standing and being yelled at.

[@Ruckus45]

Every comment section is always how much everyone wants Bert to get sober. I really hope he figures that out one day

[@AlexH4774]

That and how much everyone hates him. I highly, HIGHLY doubt he bothers reading them anymore, which really sucks because a portion of us still encourages him to change 😞

[@RandyPKsNubs]

Funny how everyone used to hate Ari because he drugged bert, Now I bet most of us agree he should do it again but with psilocybin/mushrooms lol

[@atlasiroh5095]

-"You DID spend like 2 hours at the bar before you came back with the food" -"That's because i'm an ALCOHOLIC Ari!!!" 😂

[@miketheviking_]

To be fair Bert just found out his agent has been screwing him over because of a thermostat.

[@kevinvotaw2916]

wat

[@Tuesday301]

🎶 Bert and Tom, Tom and Bert, one has talent and the other does not 🎶

[@yukefort8402]

Bert finally admitted to being an alcoholic. Groundbreaking.

[@sumac6910]

Lord, if I'm gonna go bald please make sure I atleast bald symmetrically

[@Jason-gt2kx]

Sounds like Bert owes Ari and Joe and appology, and Mark for yelling at friends at his party.

[@jonvia]

Bert sounds like a great guy to chill with.

[@Chyeahokay]

Bert is becoming the new Brendan Schuab. Being on Rohan a few times got to his head

[@HawksNestYT]

This was a very self aware Bert, good to see

[@pedrofmbs]

It's hilarious that Tom breaking it down just confirms the crybaby-ness of the whole situation. 😂

[@bfoz3730]

"I love that you accept me for my flaws" he has to drug the flaws or of you to hang out! Hahahaha

[@brandondavis1039]

TRT will be the downfall of Bert. He doesn't need it, he's super emotional, he's an alcoholic, and he's overweight. The train is derailing before our eyes

[@NA86737]

It'll be great to see all the people around him crying when he dies or has a massive stroke when they were literally part of the problem but needed to make that money.

[@brandondavis1039]

@NA86737 I'm afraid he'll cheat on his wife as well. Until now he's been able to, as far as we know, avoid temptation. But once that puberty level of testosterone kicks in, it's going to be completely unbearable to be surrounded by beautiful, consenting women at all times. I have to wonder if this outburst has to do with Bart jacking with his hormones.

[@moonooze6171]

Yeah I was wondering why a doctor would even put him on TRT, then I remembered, money.

[@diannawilliams6923]

Well done!!!

[@Thisismydesign92]

Does anyone genuinely think Bert's gunna have a heart attack?

[@CCam1732]

I'm amazed he hasn't already had one.

[@firstlast476]

how long do we give Bert ?

[@rivareed1641]

I love Bert. I hope he realizes one day soon that he will be so much happier when he isn't a slave to alcohol. He'll still be Bert, but a much happier person and better father, husband and friend.

[@Chertoff88]

Yep woman love scumbags that's for sure

[@Debauchery_Tea]

Yeah, I stopped watching them about a couple of months back & coming back to seeing Bert like a tomato was shocking. I really hope he seeks out help soon.

[@frankzappa9148]

Oh stop making him out to be a victim. A “slave to alcohol” Maybe he’s just a scumbag

[@IaMmAchInE21]

Berts "I need to get out of this hole myself" conversations with his wife must be a fucking nightmare.

[@mavric69OG]

So the man child acted like a man child

[@NA86737]

And nobody did what you do to a child that is that disrespectful which is smack them and make'em cry.

[@bradbutcher3984]

Bert- "because I needed a drink immediately I chose the closest place with a bar and demand you say thank you when I brought food back hours later.

[@AcidAroma]

At first when I heard the rumor of the story I heard Joe like it was Joe Rogan vs Bert. But Ari imitating Bert like that is enough to show me Bert is a serious narcissist and this story is 100% true.

[@ek1046]

on the scale of bert that was actually better than expected. id love a full ep of the 3 of them

[@deazl666]

So, WTF happened to Ari’s head?

[@ryanp6999]

He dyed part of his hair pink.

[@skeletonpenis]

Tried to make fun of Big Jay Oakerson.

[@dubyas1989]

Love how Bert wanted someone to thank him for buying food he doesn’t like

[@td1253]

You can’t blame Bert, he has a big heart…literally

[@Gotterdamerung]

"That's because I'm an alcoholic Ari!" I mean, he's not wrong, I just love that that's his defense.

[@donnie1581]

HAHA I was reading this at the same time he said it in the video

[@ncogneatoafterdark]

Brent lived long enough to see himself become the villain

[@eddieprice6098]

Who is laughing in the background? That cracks me up every time I hear it

[@andrewd8873]

Completely normal non-alcoholic behavior