Tom Segura Got Bert Kreischer Hitler's Tea Cup?! - 2 Bears, 1 Cave Highlight

[@YurtFerguson]

Now there's a 99% chance Hitler's teacup has had Kool-Aid drank from it by Bert lol

[@noahw.elliott9525]

This made me wheeze, thank you. Holy shit that's funny

[@colbymarshall45]

Perfect comment!!!

[@smurfsalot3053]

XD IT PROBABLY HAPPENED

[@Pacific_Norfweest]

It's honestly a great way to piss Hitler off from beyond the grave. He's already the most hated person in history but then to add insult a friendly beach retard is drinking American sugar water from it as a joke.

[@brizzNcheese]

Yo, literally the first thing that came to mind 😂

[@conservat1vepatr1ot]

The Yeezys joke was incredible and it slipped straight into obscurity never to be mentioned again lol

[@mikeavila6921]

Forever engraved in eternity.

[@TruthIsTheNewHate84]

Went over my head. Still don't get it.

[@joeydekker3347]

@@TruthIsTheNewHate84 Kanye is the Yeezys guy… currently in some shit for being antisemetic… hitler and the Jews… you can figure it out lmao

[@marcostowers704]

@@TruthIsTheNewHate84 Kanye is in trouble for antisemitism

[@TruthIsTheNewHate84]

@@marcostowers704 oh. Not sure why that didn't register.

[@timgehrsitz3267]

"I'm supposed to destroy it" is hands down the funniest thing Bert has ever said. Just crying laughing

[@landonhart7318]

like its Sauron's ring

[@shelbyatkinson2009]

Or a horcrux. 😂

[@pseudonayme7717]

Time to change the name of the show to "Two Bears One Cup"😄

[@bryanpinto4051]

isnt he a Jew?

[@deontaeavila3514]

@@pseudonayme7717 that's arousing

[@lukeroe3434]

The fact he says ‘I can’t wait to tell Leanne’ is so wholesome!! ‘Hey babe, let’s invite Ari for a tea party’

[@shadowthehedgehog182]

Would serve him right to drink from that cup

[@TillerG7]

He should’ve made Ari drink out of it before this was released to make up for the dosing.

[@acleus]

The immediate acknowledgement of "I'm supposed to destroy it" from Bert. He knows what he must do, but it is so funny that he just can't muster the strength. lol

[@501stsoldier4]

Cause you don’t destroy a valuable artifact like that if you dont want it giveit to a museum-to be preserved imean if you are related to ghengis khan does that make you a terrible person how about if your related to andrew Jackson does that make you a mass murder and a racist

[@sidiusdoe1358]

You ain t suposed to do shit....you own it...keep it,its an historical relica

[@zachm2331]

@@sidiusdoe1358 Actually, no. International law. You are supposed to destroy any Nazi artifacts you come into possession of or turn them over to the proper authorities. Also, using financial mechanisms like traceable bank withdrawals etc. to purchase Nazi artifacts, is a violation of multiple banking laws. Tom could go to federal prison. Which is why he had to do cash drops and withdrawals.

[@donluigi5595]

Would be a sin to damage it in any way⚡️⚡️

[@oxysz]

@@donluigi5595 love it ⚡️⚡️

[@tCoL_corp]

The fact that you can hear the crew in the background just dying of laughter really sends me

[@moyeromaha]

That's totally the best part of all these shows

[@DemitriBrownComedy]

You know Burts gonna double down, and I'm excited to see what he does

[@ChunkiieCustomz]

Oh it’s an insane laugh track

[@arodriguez1990]

Bert is gonna double down with Stalins underwear or something

[@tylreburman8890]

They hire a professional laugher

[@drsus0]

4:53 "to complete the set i got you some Yeezys" fucking wow lol!!

[@butterscotchtoast3712]

Underrated

[@TheCupiedoll]

I don't even think that registered in Bert's mind. The complete starter kit.

[@HOAheadquarters]

bert was just trying to not pass out at that point

[@yourdadsotherfamily3530]

That ‘black skin head’ song be hitting different now

[@TylerShacklefordDurden]

Heard he's changing his name again, to Lil' Nas Ye.

[@mattdrummond3552]

I can't wait to watch a long "all Bert and Tom birthday gifts" supercut in a couple years.

[@DebateMates]

on it..

[@GamingBTL]

Bert's birthday is one of my favorite days, because we get to see Tom have some legit fun. Its truely entertaining.

[@ChristopherSeyler]

A narration describing their eventual DP of Adriana Chechik.

[@CERTAIND00M]

I think you mean "super-cup". Or, if you will, "das uber cup".

[@scottlong9135]

Bert is one of the funniest son's alive!

[@Vex0619]

"Do you know how many people are gonna come to my house and go 'Can i see Hitler's cup?" Im in tears! 😆

[@Jredos]

Serving tea to Ari with that cup would be some next level revenge.

[@Youtuber-lv6eh]

This has be done

[@therealrobrub]

Especially if it was spiked with laxatives. I'd say narcotics of some sort, but he'd probably like that.

[@alexanderhanksx]

Ari would be so stoked 😂

[@generationkill791]

Spike the Tea with Molly

[@generationkill791]

This is the best episode ever

[@blenderguru]

A $22,000 gag gift 😂

[@zayi8153]

Definitely more fun being rich 🤣

[@noahm6261]

His paintings are worthless $700-$150,000

[@huntermcbridewh]

BLENDER GURU!? I love your tutorials!

[@Rosskles]

Big Flex

[@drugsmcsnortington]

That's the sign of a true friend

[@Treadek1]

Can’t believe that Yeezy joke went over Borks head…such a great joke.

[@BBD-AITB]

He was probably a bit in shock from holding Hitler’s cup.

[@GentlemanGaGa29]

Oh shit, now I get it!

[@cognitivedisruption5375]

Seriously 😂

[@sgtredrhino2009]

HAH holocaust...

[@WanderingExistence]

He literally did nazi the joke cuz he was to busy seeing the Nazi memorabilia.

[@AlphaUnlimited]

I love the way he holds it away from him and says he has to destroy it like it’s a fucking hocrux from Harry Potter 🤣

[@shamusmenzies3487]

Literally this 😂

[@twocansam9548]

The only way Bert could match this level of gift for Tom's birthday would be a Garth Brooks cowboy hat.

[@johnstone7758]

Just go all the way and return all the bodies.

[@TassyBudgies]

Or a Signed Garth Album, to my Guy Tom😂

[@MrYellowClyde]

This is the best episode of "Two Bears, One Cup" yet.

[@Ubotit_Unaymit]

😆

[@Victestr0104]

Nice. They need to change the name of the show, and put the cup on the table as a centerpiece.

[@shirleysonsproductions6187]

It’s up there with the Kool Aid episode

[@mattdrummond3552]

@@Victestr0104 hahahaha

[@NickHabermehl]

@@Victestr0104 2 Bears, Hitlers Cup does have a good ring to it

[@woodopolis6339]

I love that they know each other so well that as soon as Tom said the word "history" Bert basically knew what it was 🤣

[@AckzaTV]

He knew it was nazi memorabilia that's probably illegal in Germany or the EU. and has to go to a museum

[@Grognarthebarb]

Lmao thats the funniest part

[@L3SSTH4NL33T]

Tom going through the whole buildup of all the previous owners and where it's been and what it took for him to get it... then Bert at the end of all that says, "This is Hitler's cup?" is just perfect

[@erictremblay6867]

The important is where it started. Gerdy Troost's estate. Somewhere Hitler most likely never visited. Also sold some 50 years after Hitler's death. The chance Hitler ever touch this cup is almost nil. I really don't see how this is worth 22k. Would love to see them get an appraisal because I doubt it ever reach 1k.

[@johnszczerba9979]

Tom probably got ripped off on an old cup worth $10

[@RandoWisLuL]

@@erictremblay6867 @john Szczerba i doubt he cares. Its entertaining for them either way

[@LePoopSock]

Comedy Gold

[@leaflock7462]

They’re paying for the story, not the facts xD

[@Bengie-dm3mf]

I hope Bert realizes he now has a responsibility to drug Ari with that cup 😂😂😂😂

[@mattymo56]

Fuck yes

[@TacticalLeo]

I forgot that he did that! OMG the perfect fucked up clap back!

[@Phipsshallperish]

@@mattymo56 holy shit dude

[@PJGenovese251]

Ari is too smart to ever drink outta that

[@Reblwitoutacause]

FUCK THATS FUNNY

[@deekdeegler5059]

Hahahaha the part where Bert goes “we’re going to get in so much trouble” fucking classic

[@averagejobogio]

My favorite part is the more Bert gets excited the more Tom realizes what he's actually done and starts to question his own morals

[@BBD-AITB]

“We should be more relatable.” “Here’s Hitler’s teacup!” I fucking love these two. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Obozo_Gaming]

"We should bring it back down to earth, reasonable prices, and all that. Only seems fair and makes sense.......here's a cup that Hitler possibly drank out of."

[@gringgles2633]

he should regift it to Ari

[@AlexB2998]

@@gringgles2633 Ari needs to suck suck shit straight from the tap for at least 6 more years

[@dawsonchaps2914]

Bert HAS to get Tim some John W Gacy paintings

[@gubi2507]

YES

[@mymomsbasement69]

Its a shame all of Dahmer's stuff was destroyed. :(

[@LivermooreJesse965ud]

@@mymomsbasement69 no he was a freak

[@joshm.9224]

@FreeSpeech orDIE!!! I know I can’t

[@jw5303]

This comment wins!

[@kailibeats1]

“It totally belonged to hitler” is such a funny line from Tom.

[@ColeTacker66]

Love how Bert sounds like someone slowly letting out air from a balloon

[@Reblwitoutacause]

Ironically, I've heard it called his "tea-kettle" laugh

[@rivermichaelmoone]

4:35 XD

[@tallerwarrior1256]

That’s ironic considering that he has a phobia of balloons

[@casedistorted]

He def plays it up on purpose because it gets him the views

[@jldude84]

That "It was $22,000" line was timed perfectly lol

[@medic5363]

I love the guy laughing in the background..that laugh is so freaking funny combined with Bert’s laugh I can’t breath at work right now from the laughter

[@TheSlyrfn1986]

That dude makes this video. He just laughs for half the fuckin video

[@clicheguevara5282]

The best part is that he’s an Israeli Jew 😂

[@benvinar2876]

I hate it, but to each his own. Sounds like a laugh track that never shuts up

[@pwrbck]

@@clicheguevara5282 the irony lmaoo

[@bcvetkov8534]

Nadav's laugh is amazing.

[@theryankruger]

I've watched this like 4 times, and by far the best part is Nadav laughing like a maniac as soon as Tom says "the Fuhrer"

[@mr.yellowstrat3352]

I can't stand it. Lol but whatevers 🤷‍♂️

[@shaquilleoatmeal4901]

Bro I watch This everyday before bed and die every time

[@tallerwarrior1256]

I think it’s even funnier since he’s Jewish 😂 I wish they would’ve brought him in to just comment on it and hold it

[@theryankruger]

@tallerwarrior1256 As one of the "chosen" people, it's a laugh I've laughed many times. Equal parts finding it hilarious and also looking for the nearest exit in case Bart decides to follow through for the Austrian painter

[@notoriouslybratty]

I miss Nadev’s laugh - definitely enhanced these moments

[@infantryman04]

How can Bert top this? 😂 I died when Tom said, “put it to your lips.” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Pickledill710]

An indirect kiss with hitler?!? Who wouldn’t

[@FM-nm4ng]

Bert can top that by getting Tom the wooden stick that was rammed up Muammar Gaddafi's ass when he got captured and killed. kzbin.info/www/bejne/iZWnhHiDlMlsj7c&ab_channel=OljaKaramustafa

[@infantryman04]

@@FM-nm4ng 😦

[@Robert-wv4jt]

Best sentence

[@masonproffer3754]

Bert will get Tom something from a serial killer for surrrrreeee!

[@BigAngBaracus]

By the time Tom said, "to complete the set, I got you some Yeezys..." my lungs stopped working properly. Haven't struggled to breathe like this since I had Covid.

[@ChemognosticCrucifixion]

“For your birthday Tom, I got you a bag of nails that there is a 98% chance were used in the crucifixion” 😂😂😂

[@casedistorted]

Rofl 'i know a guy who knows a guy', yeah always a chance it is just an old teacup.

[@PigPissBeUponThem]

The Vatican already has those.

[@javinnrucker9721]

The layers of evil behind that thing has me dying laughing lmao That cup probably has like 1000 years worth of bad juju attached to it

[@vrmorul7092]

shit is haunted for sure

[@javinnrucker9721]

@@vrmorul7092 The more I think about it the funnier it gets lmao That thing can summon the devil if you stir 3 times I have no doubt

[@raimesey]

I’d use it every fucking day! 😁

[@redclayscholar620]

Nah the tea cup is fine but the silverware is real sketchy.

[@whiterosebloodmoon4522]

No it not

[@aegixxer1]

Tom is truly the friend we all wish we had.

[@Bunslightyear]

The artist who made the sculpture of Bert is now inexplicably linked to this Hitler Tea Cup is also hilarious and such a wild side shot for that sculpture to randomly be associated with

[@tmonti7275]

This is the most intense version of dads getting into WWII history.

[@LegendCycles1]

I'm just here to say the guy laughing in the background gets me rolling! His response of uncontrollable laughter gets me everytime lol!

[@DreadPirateB]

"...and to complete the set we got you some Yeezys". Gold. Pure gold.

[@big_country8734]

Most epic podcast ever right next to the Kool-Aid

[@jerz7657]

agreed

[@tykeboy16]

too bad bert ruined it with his squeels

[@makajossos9431]

Next to the jennifer anniston bit

[@FAILEA]

Agreed. Best ones in order 1. Toms parody video 2. Kool-Aid 3. Hitler's cup

[@mundanemorselsmundanemorse7028]

@@makajossos9431 right? "For her safety" is still the best😂

[@waychunky]

I saw Hitler’s Teacup play at ozzfest in 98. Back when they had their original drummer.

[@scottwilliams4963]

Funny.

[@waychunky]

@FreeSpeech orDIE!!! Hell Ya! That brings back memories.

[@jessicacollins4042]

😂

[@dontpanic9261]

I heard Bill Clinton spit the reed in with them in 86'.

[@dontpanic9261]

Bill Clinton stepped in on a whim in 86'.

[@tanneraitken3768]

This birthday gift thing has become one of my favorite segments of all time

[@AjaxDGonzo]

I love that Bert goes from laughing to coughing like Arthur fleck

[@elevatestudios]

To think about the lengths that Tom had to go through to achieve this shows how much he truly loves his buddy, little Hitler.

[@Vers16]

This might go down as one of the best podcast moments of all time

[@JustinPogue]

100%.

[@TheBlindedLeader]

My favorite thing about listening to this show, is waiting for the clips like this to come out the next couple days lol

[@jenniferdennis6465]

I love it too

[@aaronclow3297]

No joke, was watching this at 7am with my 9 month old son and when Bert picked up the teacup, my son started to cry lol

[@joshuawschenk]

Bert's reaction had me in tears. This whole thing is hilarious!

[@Rosskles]

Asking again for Bert to give this cup to Ari to drink from when he finally comes round, in revenge for the spiking! Edit: Yeah Ari would probably lean into it and ask to buy it or some crazy crap 😆

[@aaron4ism]

High and tight idea

[@Rosskles]

@@aaron4ism Just gotta hope Ari is kept in the dark lol

[@compacoffeeroasters]

As a Jewish man I definitely back this idea and would find it hilarious if someone served me a shot of anything in a cup that was the fuhrers

[@bryanlafferty8592]

I feel like that’s more of an insult to hitler than ari

[@jeeee3f]

He'd take it though.

[@dlo11794]

The guy in the back room always cracks me up when he laughs😂😂

[@IsaiasMGPalafox]

When Tom joked that he also got Bert a pair of Yeezys, I lost it. 😂 Nw I can’t stop imagining Bert sipping coffee from The Führer ☕️ w/ a pair of Yeezys on. 😭😭😭

[@williampeter6593]

"This is totally Hitler's cup" Its like the best line/comeback/prank/joke ever, timing is perfect too, also Bert turning into a humongous chipmunk is totally worth my time spent

[@DanRobards]

This entire video aside. Tom is in incredible shape. What a beast

[@X3.X3]

*holy shit once bert said 'i thought it was gonna be winston churchills" i started dying laughing so hard hahahahaha*

[@sharplikecheddar2]

More importantly how did you get your comment in bold?

[@X3.X3]

@@sharplikecheddar2 put a * before the comment and at the end of it but make sure theres no space between the * and the first letter or last letter of comment

[@StinkyPete69]

I can picture Bert putting that tea cup on a pedestal inside a glass dome like the beauty and the beast rose.

[@deanfranz]

"Put it to your lips! Put it to your lips." Tom immediately going for the visual, lmao

[@DolanOk]

When Bert said that Tom paid for so many sawed-off shotguns and Ruby ridge I was dying laughing

[@andiwand6132]

I mean, Berts laugh is great, but the dude laughing in the background has me rollin'.

[@Michael_Ian_Blackface]

Is Bert's laugh great?

[@Kayluv101]

Bert should drug ari with that tea cup haha

[@oliverlambert593]

That was my first thought too

[@johncampbell9107]

Nah Ari would want drugs just tell him it's spiked when it's not. Act fucked up and have him wait forever n get pissed off he doesn't feel anything. THEN tell him you didn't put shit in his drink and he just drank from Hitler's cup

[@clicheguevara5282]

Dude. LMFAO

[@delataylor]

Seriously!!! If this episode wasn't banked so that Bert can do that... there is no god.

[@John-ki7zn]

Probably one of the funniest things I have ever seen on a podcast.

[@RazeEdge]

I legitimately had to hold a drink in my mouth for 3 minutes straight because I literally couldn’t swallow it or I would have exploded with laughter.

[@dionnefycf799]

I love that Bert was laughing so hard he sounded like a deflating balloon trying to say what he wanted to say while laughing his butt off😂😂😂😭

[@snapascrew]

“To complete the set I got you some Yeezys” *bert doesn’t respond because he can’t hear because he’s in shock*

[@Guyonnn]

This is just before the reveal: I can’t believe Bert called it!!! If this isn’t scripted, that is amazing! These two people know each other too well!😂

[@thejoshman4883]

I could totally see Burt or Tom sitting in their study, fire place roaring. Sipping spiked tea from that cup. While holding the cup walks up to the mantle places a hand on the mantle and stare into the fire. Slowly begin to smile.

[@deanb4799]

I love how he tries to call his wife and Tom says "they never answer" 😂 My daughter is my emergency contact because my wife never answers😂😂😂

[@JoMamasHouse]

When I’m kinda stressed out or down, I watch this clip. Brings me right out of it.

[@jenniferhabeeb2250]

Haven’t seen Bert laugh that hard since toms dance video. Had me in tears

[@donttreadonme8264]

" I wanna see what lianne got me" "Definitely not good cool" had me dieing!

[@jonathanferrara2263]

“Put your kool aid in it” 😂😂😂

[@caleadams606]

And drink it wearing jim jones glasses

[@Walaki]

That has to be THE single most hilarious gift ever given to anybody X'DDDDDDDD

[@Darkmigit1234]

the excitement in his eyes is what makes this funny as hell

[@mrred5260]

Tom is a genius for buying Bert that tea cup just total genius.

[@ApeManStudios]

I want to know what Lianne thought of it. The fact the Tom went through all that to get this gift is like 50% of the gift lmao. pretty epic if you ask me. I cant wait for April to find out what Bursh Cryslterz gets Tom for his bday...

[@j-davis7290]

Did you even remotely try to spell his name? It's right there on the video info

[@SilverDOMO192837]

@@j-davis7290 someones new here

[@ApeManStudios]

@@j-davis7290 hahaha what you dont know Bursk Kristmas?

[@vyrnmn]

@@j-davis7290 ikr his name is Burnt Chrysler

[@mercifulmartyr]

"i thought it was gonna be Winston Churchill's" killed me

[@MetaphysicalSciencesTV]

I was already dying by the time Bert asked “is it gonna bite me?” before opening the lid, now I’m dead 🤣🤣

[@M4rioL]

maybe because I didn’t pay attention but I just noticed the scar on Toms arm. So glad his recovery is a thing of the past and just a funny story to recall

[@samstone011995]

Has he actually got his arm healed 100%? If I remember correctly, damage to the nerve takes ages to heal

[@stevenostrander8339]

I think almost as funny as the podcast itself is hearing Nadav and Enny in the studio background laughing as much as Tom and Bert. I wish we could see that too

[@richardlandrum714]

Same. Hearing them bust out laughing always instantly cracks me up

[@kevinb3300]

Hard disagree. It’s so forced and annoying. It’s basically a laugh track.

[@WeighedWilson]

The only thing worse would be hearing the neighbors fighting through the walls. That cackle is the one thing that lets us know this is bush league production value. Might as well have hipsters snapping their fingers in leiu of clapping.

[@cameronfitch8505]

Bert 100% did a shot from the cup as soon as cameras were off

[@jaybird5668]

I've watched this clip so many times. The best gift ever

[@nickadams4554]

This will go down in history as COMEDY HALL-of-FAME! Legendary! Un cancel able Comedy! Tom is golden!

[@PrinXessDime]

If Bert doesn’t have Ari drink out of this cup, I’m gonna be pissed 😂😂

[@eb4305]

And secretly dose Ari at the same time

[@KapteinFruit]

@@eb4305 omg that would be so cruel and hilarious

[@bradlovin1]

The final birthday present they ever have to buy each other. re-gift that thing. With these two you know whoever dies first is going to spend eternity with that teacup.

[@jkschulte3448]

I can see Bert sitting in first class sipping from the cup next to a bust of himself. 🤣🤣🤣

[@BG-ei5rj]

I remember hearing this episode and completely dying of laughter. Back when 2 bears was great.

[@lucillenumber2]

'I thought it was going to be Winston Churchill's!!!" 🙂🙂 As a history buff, I'd have the exact same reaction

[@jimmygrizz9341]

Bert should serve tea to Ari and while he drinks, tell him the story of the cup. Podcast gold.

[@runawayrick2461]

Instant classic clip. I got so light headed from laughing. Damn guys.

[@CaptShitacular]

That's actually cool. Dark historical significance but I'd like having that 😄

[@jasonstevens6877]

I love it when Bert laughs so hard he wheezes.

[@kentneumann5209]

I have an old friend that used to laugh like that when he was overweight. Except he would do that gassing off wheeze part, like Bert does in this, where he doesn't, or can't, come up for air, to the point of passing out. I thought I killed him the first time it happened. The situation isn't even that funny, but I guess the sincerity of the delivery must have had something to do with it. I was 16 years old and got into an argument (you, know, lots of them) with my step dad and packed some shit and moved out. I moved in with my best friend and his older brother who lived together and were both in a successful local area band that I did road work for. My parents called the older brother to ask him to ask me to call them when I got back from whatever stoner adventure me and my bud were on. We got back, he gave me the message to call my parents. I said I can't talk to them I'm too high. I was pacing. Had to shit. It was diarrhea. I came out of bathroom and announced I had the shits. Older brother said they had found out I was smoking pot. I asked how did they find that out? He said they said my younger sister ratted me out. I knew then, that they knew for real and weren't bluffing. Which made me more nervous and pacing. I said I can't call them back cuz I have diarrhea. And that is when my friends older brother literally died laughing. (Or so I thought.) He laughed so hard he was wheezing. Then he did a Bert as above, where he bent over at an angle, and gassed off. His whole large body shakes when he laughs, and as no air was going back in, he just sat there, jiggling, making no sound. Turning red faced. Big grin, teeth showing, helpless expression in eyebrows... Then a I saw a string of drool escape his mouth. Then he just tipped over forward in slow motion, and after reaching the halfway point, increased velocity, his weight now working together with gravity and face planted into the kitchen floor. Didn't put his arms out to break the fall. Just plowed carpet with his face. And laid there face blank, eyes closed, lights out, and still not breathing. Of course this all happened in seconds. Now older brother did not drink or use drugs, but me and my bud were high as fuck, having just smoked some delicious sativa strain before we got back. That's the kind that makes you get the giggles and the munchies. So. I panicked. I said something like... fuck! He died laughing!!! Not laughing. Scared. What to do? I went over and started to try to roll him over on his back. They don't call it dead weight for nothing. He was all floppy and when a pulled on his arm, all that moved was his arm. So there i am pulling in his arm over his back trying to roll him over. Meanwhile, his brother, my friend, is laughing so hard that the viens are sticking out in his forehead, red faced, wide grin teeth bared, and coughing, stooped over, then he goes down on his knees, then all fours, then into his side. He is laughing so hard he's crying. Tears are leaking out his eyes. I'm like, c'mon man. Help me roll him over! This ain't funny. He's not breathing! (And I'm wondering if smoking pot isn't a big mistake.) More laughter. He's gasping for air. I'm thinking, what if he dies too? How am I gonna explain this to the cops? They both died laughing? I gotta shit again in the worst way. My friend is starting to recover, catch his breath. I say I think I'm gonna shit my pants. I gotta go shit! I gotta call the ambulance! And he starts all over laughing his guts out. He tells me, Don't! He's ok. He does this all the time. He will be fine. Again, this is all happening over a matter of seconds. Less than a minute for sure. When I get out of bathroom, older brother is sitting in chair again. He has a rug burn on his forehead, nose and cheekbone, and his face is a little swollen. Lighting a cigarette. Sees me and starts laughing again. He did it one other time around me. In city traffic. 3 of us laughing about I don't remember. Passed out laughing slumped forward and crossed oncoming traffic in a diagonal fashion until we hit the curb. His best friend was in passenger seat. I was in back seat. Passenger tried to steer with drivers weight on steering wheel. See, this is a big guy. He drove a pacer at the time, a very small car, and the steering wheel touched the bottom of his gut at all times. He managed to avoid getting hit, but missed the parking lot driveway entrance by half the car width. We jumped the curb and made it into the lot. He put the car in neutral, and we waited for driver to wake up. Passenger sez, straight faced, boy, that was kinda scary wasn't it? I lost it laughing again.

[@michaelbruin8972]

Probably the best video on the entirety of KZbin.

[@Jonm185]

Bert got the perfect cup for his cool aid now 😂

[@philnh2131]

I'd pay for that Kookaid

[@deadshot4245]

He was the furor of funny or however that’s spelled

[@QixTheDS]

@@deadshot4245 fuhrer

[@deadshot4245]

@@QixTheDS thanks buddy

[@jewferigno6920]

Its Kool aid you illiterate swine

[@bradpliskin5234]

Bert needs to get Tom some serial killer memorabilia 😂

[@shannonsteven3982]

The Yeezy joke was incredibly well played

[@mazelon]

As an Idaho resident. this makes me smile that much more. lol! You two! OMFG

[@matthewlynch3841]

Why are there so many Nazi's in Idaho?

[@mazelon]

@@matthewlynch3841 you act like I know them... Go ask them.

[@jakespalt]

I just gotta say. I've seen 3 shorts before this. The guy just losing his shit in the background MAKES this scene. 😂

[@cletuskelvin2438]

How is no one talking about the Yeezys joke😆😆😆😆

[@jasonking4753]

“To complete the set”😂😂

[@Mandop21]

Best friendship ever, they’re too damn hilarious

[@sierradawn715]

Me laughing at the fact that he wheezing and says "IM SUPPOSED TO DESTROY IT"

[@OverlandCamry]

When Bert starts laughing like a mosquito, you know it’s fucking hilarious😂

[@FearlessJo]

This is the only time where Barts squealing laugh is completely understandable 😂

[@realtalkwiththeking7862]

“To complete the set I got you some Yeezys.” Lmfao

[@alvaropinto5821]

The Yeezys comment flew right over Berts head lmaooo