Bert Kreischer on Going Viral During Tom Brady Roast, Running with Jelly Roll & Speaking at Harvard

Bert talks about roasting Tom Brady, everyone thinking he had cocaine on him, going viral for mouthing along with the teleprompter while other people were speaking, hosting an insane 5k and running with Jelly Roll, speaking at Harvard and inviting all the students out to drink after.
SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #Kimmel: bit.ly/JKLSubscribe
Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live Website : bit.ly/JKLWebsite
Like Jimmy Kimmel on Facebook: bit.ly/KimmelFB
Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on Facebook: bit.ly/JKLFacebook
Follow @JimmyKimmel on Twitter: bit.ly/KimmelTW
Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on Twitter: bit.ly/JKLTwitter
Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on Instagram: bit.ly/JKLInstagram
About Jimmy Kimmel Live:
Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy®-nominated “Jimmy Kimmel Live!,” ABC’s late-night talk show. “Jimmy Kimmel Live!” is well known for its huge viral video successes, with over 15 billion views and more than 18 million subscribers on the show’s KZbin channel. Some of Kimmel’s most popular comedy bits include “Celebrities Read Mean Tweets,” “Lie Witness News,” “Unnecessary Censorship,” “Halloween Candy KZbin Challenge,” and music videos like “I (Wanna) Channing All Over Your Tatum.”

[@MarcYanruw]

"Bert you know I'm such a fan of your joke" 😂😂💀

[@MagnusGalactusOG]

The one where he's a 50 year old alcoholic?

[@littlebighumancom]

@@MagnusGalactusOG He takes his shirt off! It is suppose to stay on!

[@Zeno7741]

​@@littlebighumancomOmg shirt off?! That's hilarious!!!!!

[@amonrodriguez3518]

Yup that one joke. Lol

[@houdini30031]

Nikki Glaser was fantastic!

[@wasteland6961]

Bert gets to talk about himself for 10 minutes, hes in paradise.

[@MagnusGalactusOG]

He would love Rehab. He needs it and should really try it out.

[@audio323]

​@MagnusGalactusOG he should keep creeping down his path.. eventually no more Bert. Problem solved

[@MenverMan]

Completely bombed on the roast

[@BuildinWings]

Podcasters are bad comedians.

[@blanefulkerson8903]

They literally did not

[@blanefulkerson8903]

@@BuildinWingswrong

[@lawrenceshdow]

​@@BuildinWings... Not true. People love saying that because Rogan and a few of his friends. But that's because they don't realize how many of the great comedians are also podcasters now.

[@BuildinWings]

@@lawrenceshdow Hit dog hollars.

[@NoGrrlLikeMe]

“2 Bears 1 Grave” -Crack Amico

[@ericclaptonsrobotpilot7276]

Hell yeah dude

[@scousers]

I’m here because crack amico made me a crack baby

[@LegendMkr7]

I hated this, it went back to Jimby Kimbel like Mike Pillows would say.

[@maxhunter3300]

I thought he was going to talk about how badly they bombed. Every time I think there's about to be a moment of insight and honesty, the delusion deepens.

[@DirtyDirkDiggler]

Yeah that ‘moment of clarity’ just never seems to arrive… 🤷‍♂️

[@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw]

Weird how you kids call that "bombing" when people were laughing the whole time. Goes to show yall are just sheep following the herd.

[@newguycanada]

He just cannot do scripted stuff. Was just awful seeing a man who can barely read try to do it live. The whole bit was just overacted and terrible.

[@MagnusGalactusOG]

He'd enjoy rehab i think. He can just talk about himself all day.

[@bBd807]

lol he literally says how bad they’re gonna do compared to everyone else?? Idk

[@EwokPanda]

Wait, he thinks he and Tom did well? That was the most awkward High School Presentation I've seen on my computer screen.

[@stanbyme7874]

I watched Live & texted my Son: They sucked. Bert & Tom were horrible. He loves them. Nicky killed. I was shocked at how good Bledsloe did.

[@tamikofox-lunn3591]

They sucked, and they have been for awhile. How do these people have careers as comics is beyond me.

[@MagnusGalactusOG]

Tom at least used to be funny. Bert ruined him.

[@trkddy]

It was terrible. His laugh/talk and snorting. So fake and cringe

[@Seargent_Scraps]

@@MagnusGalactusOG When was that? I saw Toms stand up many years ago, it's always been really boring and really bad.

[@studentfilmed]

lol burt in damage control for the cocaine baggy bit

[@TheRealMando_]

The problem with Bert and Tom is that everybody else is keeping them relevant.

[@samanthab1923]

Right? Why does Kimmel have him on?

[@dawsonpowers1]

But your here commenting about them and you want people to stop talking about them??? Such a hypocrite 😂

[@thomaschristensen4406]

The problem With you is that you use your energy for negativity, noe one want to be that person. Work on your mental health, and stay positive. Stay healthy

[@justamangoddamn]

At least his shirt is on.

[@jeanetteandersson7152]

Yeah, I was shocked!!!

[@audio323]

His personality is still below trash

[@samanthab1923]

Thank god for small favors 🙏🏻

[@LisaLisa001]

Let's be real, that looked like a full 8 ball, not a half.

[@kyallon1213]

Legit he was worse than the football players on that roast

[@jnguyen7639]

I thought drew bledsoe killed it

[@BuildinWings]

He's on minute 13 of 15.

[@bobedwards7455]

WORD!

[@audio323]

Gonna say more like minute 18 of 5

[@thedrewdog]

You know he was refreshing the KZbin Comments on that roast clip JUST before he was called out.

[@joeking6309]

Being a drunk is an act?

[@Axolotl_Mischief]

It is if your name if Bert.

[@michaelweston2285]

6:54 tell me he's not wearing the shoes Cousin Eddie gives Clark Griswold.

[@SiCKLiViNG562]

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 "Eddie.." i can't!😂

[@persnickety369]

Those white shoes needed their own segment. 😂

[@sueellenwalsh1326]

The white shoes may be a homage to Cousin Eddie in the Vacation movies LOL They are a joke.

[@SnowWalker1]

I literally thought I was the only one on Earth who saw Bert mouth the words to those other jokes.

[@laughtherapey]

you mean that was no his material? why agreee to a bad set

[@jasonb0789]

@@laughtherapeypretty sure this was about mouthing other’s ppl’s jokes from the teleprompter before they said them LOL

[@blanefulkerson8903]

He posted about it and said that we was a moron himself

[@ThePhoenixBoi]

Bro, this man just pushed it to the limit. He a cool dude that was down to party. Lived to tell the story. Met some cool people, and he became more popular. Respect.

[@rickjames8972]

Bert did they photoshop your stomach again on the fully loaded festival ad? U was holding that big joint and looked about 8 months pregnant.. the best shoulders tho! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣

[@gnlilu6972]

Oh I feel awful saying this. Bert and Tom didn't make sense. It was not funny. Like they should've gotten Dave Chappelle, Bill Burr, Ronny Chieng or Jimmy O.

[@aphotosyntheticworld]

Bill Burr was the only guy I wanted to be there his Brady set would have been epic.

[@tbe0116]

I don’t think Bert and Tom put much effort into it.

[@ajtorres8352]

That what I said Bill Burr or Gary owen both funny comics who love football!

[@samanthab1923]

I think it was a Netflix package deal. Brady didn’t know who they were

[@sylph4721]

Bill Burr doesn't need to roast since his war crime on Philly

[@reubenpearson]

Just keep riding those coattails berttttttt

[@johns818]

Siri: "show me a hack comic"

[@Ottophil]

You asked for rogan, and it gave you something equally bad

[@johns818]

@@Ottophil savage comment!!!

[@samanthab1923]

Oh that’s good 😂

[@christianbruno6854]

Bert is probably one of the best comics I’ve ever seen live

[@patdarko3063]

Going Viral??? Oh please not even close

[@thomaschristensen4406]

At least he is gong somewhere😅 have a Nice day

[@albertbarajas8287]

Y’all can’t fk with Brent Krystal’s…….beast mode Bert

[@lushrimbaughiii]

I can’t stand even listening to him talk let alone tell a joke.

[@spencerharkins2021]

Your loss

[@thomaschristensen4406]

The problem With you is that you use your energy for negativity, noe one want to be that person. Work on your mental health, and stay positive. Stay healthy

[@NewMessage]

Perpetually 15.

[@markpaprocki8315]

Right after Chris Pine, 'goodnight everybody.'

[@laflame7338]

He is just so unlikable. He clearly finds himself so funny

[@GoldenBuddah1972]

I love him

[@PRLIBRE_SOBERANO]

Glazer was on fire that night

[@Tyrone283]

Bert and Tom was one of the weakest link of all the comedians at the roast ..

[@TinkDaddy234]

They were on stage and you wouldn't have been able to help the caterers... seems like they're up.

[@thomaschristensen4406]

The problem With you is that you use your energy for negativity, noe one want to be that person. Work on your mental health, and stay positive. Stay healthy

[@Tyrone283]

@@thomaschristensen4406 LOL lame

[@barcelonachair6487]

How is he so old but still speak as though he's in "Dude where's my car?"

[@robertnorton341]

Dude where's my car is his generation.

[@samanthab1923]

It’s terrible. Christina P is the same. Dude, Bro? Like you know. Can’t watch anymore

[@18Callahan]

Bert thinks he’s cool. He believes the enablers around him.

[@tank1110]

Hey I want to thank Tom and Bert for their part in the Tom Brady roast. I needed a break from the other funny comedians to take a piss break…

[@thomaschristensen4406]

The problem With you is that you use your energy for negativity, noe one want to be that person. Work on your mental health, and stay positive. Stay healthy

[@joshgotter4922]

I noticed Jeff Ross reading other people’s jokes off the tele prompter also. Unless it was just a joke he had written and recognized

[@alywilliams1985]

Bert is America's James Corden

[@BristolBerg]

so good

[@PedroSilvahf]

something something THE MACHINE

[@DarthObscurity]

The funniest joke he's ever told, he doesn't even think is a joke. "I have the perfect male body." Lmfao hahahahahahahaha

[@DarthObscurity]

No, he is most definitely not saying it as a joke, he quadruples down and is completely 100% serious the entire time.

[@viking_nor]

These two deserve each other

[@SteveSnowGO]

This guy lives in his own reality 😂

[@Karmal1st3k]

Oh no brunt Krishna!!! This must be a mistake i thought he was getting gastric bypass for the 12th time!!!😂😂

[@markparsons866]

I’ve been a huge Bert fan until now. Realized something during that roast. And why is he wearing 2 watches and those shoes. This changes everything

[@HNDRXX_]

Bert is the 🐐

[@steveprescott3374]

He is! THE GOAT.

[@GoldenBuddah1972]

Three of the smartest people here.

[@davidkemp8651]

Is he an actual comedian? Does he have any jokes or takes? Him and Tom were shockingly bad at the roast

[@GolDHakl]

He’s got a joke. He’s been on Joe Rogan, that’s about it.

[@debthomas-blake154]

Listen to him, he's actually funny in a real way. And a man who supports his friends, Jelly Roll included.

[@thomaschristensen4406]

The problem With you is that you use your energy for negativity, noe one want to be that person. Work on your mental health, and stay positive. Stay healthy

[@davidkemp8651]

@@thomaschristensen4406 it was an honest question. I’m doing great btw, thanks for asking

[@jbm2094]

His penny loafers LOL

[@YoungOldDude]

Are those the shoes from National Lampoon's vacation movie?

[@samanthab1923]

@@YoungOldDudeCousin Eddie’s 😂

[@themacdaddy1]

I thought only cute timid girls snorted when laughing...very strange from a grown man.

[@MedicinalBlood]

Snorting is super unattractive no matter how visually attractive someone is…

[@mileslaw]

This may be the first time I see Bert in a shirt (and those shoes!)

[@perniculous]

I don’t think he’s any funnier than the average party bro at the average community college.

[@HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw]

The average party bro isn't selling out arenas or touring the world.

[@mevmahmood6603]

I've not watched the roast properly yet, but I had no idea Bert was even there

[@samanthab1923]

I asked why either he or Tom were invited. A Netflix package deal

[@amonrodriguez3518]

It wasn’t good

[@mevmahmood6603]

@@amonrodriguez3518 Bert's Part or the whole thing? 😅

[@iandaley2295]

Bort

[@AJay-hp7oe]

It was great roast... minus their part

[@jeanetteandersson7152]

Wow, he has a shirt on, 😜🤪😂

[@shawnuel]

Funny that in mentioning people who killed at the roast, he mentioned Kevin Hart and not Tony Hinchcliffe, who was only bested, maybe, by Nikki Glaser. And I guess Hart killed, for him. I laughed at 2 of his jokes, which is two more than I had laughed at the rest of his career.

[@marshalbaek5580]

Isn't this the guy that did "The Machine" comedy bit?...doesn't wear a shirt guy?

[@aphotosyntheticworld]

Spoiler alert! Thankfully you couldn't have spoiled his only two bits he's ever done I'm sure there's more to him than that.

[@marshalbaek5580]

@@aphotosyntheticworld Ha! Yeah, that machine bit is the only one I've really seen. It was funny...but I haven't seen anything else from him. A lot of people on here seem to hate this guy. Did he do something stupid and say something stupid to piss everyone off I don't know about?

[@nev3084]

​@marshalbaek5580 i thoroughly enjoyed all of his netflix specials but man him and tom bombed on the roast. Badly.

[@marshalbaek5580]

@@nev3084 I didn't see it, but that's what I've heard...

[@WarmandHardy]

ABC: “You’re on network TV.” Bort: “%#*$.”

[@rickys4371]

You didn’t even killed a mosquito 😂

[@nihalrazak]

Big fan of Bert and Tom, But they did not do well lmaooo

[@anthonywilsey6785]

Burnt loves hearing himself talk and his shoulder are jacked

[@levikendrick6283]

60 year old: i still party

[@steelguy1032]

So glad the comment section is full of famous people 😊

[@eno6712]

If it wasn't for Brendan Schaub, Bert would be in that same spotlight at full Luminosity.

[@subliminalvibes]

Last time Brent was on Kimmel he was promoting his 'movie' based on that one joke he's got.

[@__effe_]

I love this guy

[@RichC626]

Bert is the Kim Kardashian of Comedy

[@robduncan2816]

Bert rocking the Griswold's, hilarious

[@justinjankowski183]

I was there for big Bernt, and I'm here for healthy Brent 🙌

[@sportbikejesus6297]

I almost never gave Tom Segura a chance bc if he was even a teensy bit like Bert I knew I’d hate him. Tom is awesome tho and I can’t believe he’s friends with this guy.

[@thomaschristensen4406]

I bet you have no friends😅

[@dogologyaz5625]

I agree. I’ve never understood it. Bert is the most obnoxious, rude, ignorant and self centered person. A terrible friend. Why Tom why?

[@peterdirection4608]

Dude cries every time he laughs to make it look real. Bert, you’re the worst. Tom is incredible and you’re lucky to have him as a friend.

[@thomaschristensen4406]

The problem With you is that you use your energy for negativity, noe one want to be that person. Work on your mental health, and stay positive. Stay healthy

[@peterdirection4608]

@@thomaschristensen4406 nope, just hate how fake he is

[@thomaschristensen4406]

Love your attitude❤️

[@grigrory88]

Netflix in Brady roast showed mainstream part of Austin and good one with Tony Hinchcliffe

[@cainealexander-mccord2805]

What's with the shoes, bro? You mug Pat Boone in the parking lot?

[@SportsBossMan]

Good one!

[@cainealexander-mccord2805]

@@SportsBossMan Thanks, man!

[@OE7V7]

If I’m being honest Kim was funnier than Bert & Tom 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@SilentBob731]

Clark Griswold called. He needs the shoes from Cousin Eddie back.

[@iambetterthanu]

Lol I don't get the reference but I laughed anyway. Those are some faggyslippers.

[@SilentBob731]

@@iambetterthanu It's from National Lampoons' Vacation.

[@frquentc3289]

He was mouthing almost every word in the joke Tony did about him if you look closely lol

[@GingerCC-he8be]

Only interesting comment he made was about Netflix editing out the audience booing Kardashian. They should have edited him out completely.

[@SportsBossMan]

He's so out of touch, he thought he and his partner were actually funny on the Tom Brady roast. His set should have been the first cut.

[@Amy-kr4tc]

Can you guys come and just put on a show in my living room??? Make a dream come true?! You have multi-generational fans in my living room !!!:) you and Tom and Christina P. and anyone else!

[@richardjones1699]

Burnt, you ok?

[@salamander0haze]

Barf's shoes look like something from a spongebob cut stillshot

[@tiff7880]

Uuugghhh....Bert talking about Bert

[@SportsBossMan]

The Tom Brady roast was the first time I ever saw this guy. This interview will be the last. Good thing HE laughs at everything he says - no one else does.

[@tiff7880]

@@SportsBossMan You said it. Bert thinks Bert is hilarious!!!

[@peachesandpoets]

Nikki Glaser did amazing. Literally did not miss even one joke

[@iambetterthanu]

LOL what is up with those dainty princess slippers?

[@MartinYen942]

Tony went Slim shady mode

[@davidricketts9165]

The world turned on Bert.

[@ryanzimmerman6433]

Bert does it. For his fans. His kids. Bert does drinkugs. Ask about the future story please . Jimmy and the other guy Tom

[@nicolamcguinness8689]

Eduard franz talk about James mason

[@affalada6868]

I'm glad to see Bert's doing better he was a mess not that along ago

[@nardisify]

Don't use viral as if it's a good thing here kimmel.

[@Takaichi666-]

0:46 no kidding

[@Chelachubs2]

Bert’s shoes 😂 looks like my coke head tios shoes 😂😂😂

[@danielblaine4425]

He's walking pretty well after the leg got removed

[@loveforeignaccents]

Whoa, 580 thumbs down... what's going on here?!?

[@mambamentality9226]

Anyone ever make it through his movie the machine? Real question.

[@bushidobot8251]

I wish Ari would “visit” Bert more!

[@grantsadler1013]

Nice shoes Burt!

[@joseph7105]

Bert is about to hit it big. This was a great interview

[@SportsBossMan]

That was the most hilarious comment I've ever read! He's about to hit it big? The only thing big is his stomach.

[@brandonbritton7266]

Burnt Cristie!!!

[@ShayBugarith]

How can they edit out live tv?

[@chugalug1889]

It was live, nothing was edited. It is edited now though if you rewatch it.

[@TheRealBGregz]

There is always a minute or two delay, just in case anything crazy happens.

[@juneack5848]

People saw it live. On repeat, It was edited but if you were watching live you saw it. I didn’t watch it live so not sure about the bag incident. He’s probably doing damage control.

[@cestjane2260]

Was wondering if he’d have a shirt on.

[@awkwardjacuzzi8828]

Let the mob have em back..

[@everzen6837]

“We did great” 0 self awareness

[@SportsBossMan]

I fell off my chair when he said that. Bert and Tom's bombing at the roast made Pearl Harbor seem like a firecracker going off.

[@Sloftus1031]

Love this dude but what are those shoes about???

[@iambetterthanu]

I think he's trying out for Peter Pan or Gianni Versaci

[@JeremyNeal]

Came here for the comments

[@lowellmartens6135]

i didn't recognize Brent with his shirt on.

[@Yourmomma568]

Bart krystal lost fifty pounds?!?! Imagine how much fatter he used to be? Is that how he got famous? Like on TLC or something?