Marijuana Everywhere | Alito Flew Pro-Trump Flag At His Shore House | Trump Says Biden Will Drop Out

[@asynchronicity]

SCOTUS has become absolutely GROTESQUE🤦‍♂️🤮

[@teresalapier9354]

They are the Scrotus. Buncha ballsac hypocrisy.

[@jessstuart7495]

Just wait until they overturn the 2024 election results in Trump's favor.

[@DarkRoomAmbience]

GROTUS

[@Tecnodoc32]

Your country has a sickness. You are the badguy in most stories

[@thevegandragon_]

All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store. Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers. The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need..

[@ag4allgood]

Scotus should be recused & impeached ! Alito / Thomas / Kavanaugh & Barret all need to be ousted.

[@truebluedigit6570]

Don't forget gorsux

[@Nashandme74]

😊😊

[@tach5884]

Drawn and quartered.

[@brenda9990]

Alito and Thomas both disgraceful as judges in our highest court. Should both step down. No excuses!

[@beargillium2369]

how is the American flag pro trump? please explain.

[@tammylathrop6223]

​@@beargillium2369try and keep up. Read

[@thePrisoner1000]

@@beargillium2369 The upside down flag.

[@oldrrocr]

Alito and Thomas are proof that our primary criteria for selecting judges should be the strength of their character (honesty, strive for justice and fairness, wisdom) not what we have been using.

[@richardreynolds6398]

@@beargillium2369 Better yet, stop with the purposeful ignorance - it's not funny and it's not clever.

[@s1nd3r3llee]

Impeach Alito and Thomas!! Vote BIDEN/HARRIS 2024!! Thanks Stephen C!

[@fourroadsnorth2723]

Always funny, Stephen . . . . "Cheap date!" Good one along with the constant flow of comedy. Thanks for the humour. We all need it.

[@asynchronicity]

Alito and Thomas absolutely love to flaunt their corruption.🤦‍♂️🤮

[@thevegandragon_]

All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store. Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers. The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need.

[@Lonewolfmike]

I hope classes are taught about their Corruption and Illegalities. Both should be in Prison for their various Criminal behavior.

[@hiltonwatkins6750]

I hope the blatant disregard for constitution is noticed by all voters. If you vote for Donald you can’t complain when you lose youir country… and he has plans to not give it back.

[@nicolaasstempels8207]

They flaunt their corruption and flout the law.

[@embreis2257]

does anyone expect anything to happen about it? any consequences? removal from the court perhaps?

[@debrajenkins9211]

Colbert, "The bowling ball seeing those fingers comimg," priceless! Because Alley-way and his flags are giving the middle finger to USA.

[@barbarataylor5068]

Hope Alito and the rest of the Supreme Court see the clip of his name and face coming on screen and the audience booing.

[@erinhilliard9347]

I love that you say “all the ships at sea,” for our military members ⚓️🌎🫡

[@ginoderose1258]

How is it that this Alito flag incident wasn't talked about for over THREE YEARS???

[@MaryAnn-r1g]

There was just such an unimaginable amount of BS going on it's going to take years to address everything

[@lady_draguliana784]

The Media Circus the Right Wing stirs up is a Counter Intel stratagem, commonly called "Muddying the Waters". the culture war daily news cycle BS is designed to distract as much as possible, so that things like this slip through the cracks; unless something else brings attention to it...

[@michaelwagner8859]

If we can't oust Alito and Thomas, we need a Democratic Supermajority to add 4 new Justices to SCOTUS - it's constitutional and will solve so many problems.

[@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins]

Please quit looking at our country in terms of red and blue. Divide and conquer devices really like this

[@terri6854]

@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins Yes, look at it in terms of pro and anti democracy. Pro and anti checks & balances.

[@paulgibbon5991]

@@chrisP_wheats_and_raisins That ship already sailed. The reds have declared war on democracy, so we need to dilute the Trumpanzee poison.

[@norezenable]

That'd be fine, but with a supermajority you could also just impeach alito and thomas. Toss in gorsuch, barrett, and kavanaugh too. Alito and Thomas are obviously corrupt. Gorsuch should never have been put on the court. Barrett and kavanaugh lied during confirmation hearings.

[@Trace-l7k]

13 districts 13 judges

[@Xylophone8]

Alito is a disgrace and should be impeached! Just ridiculous!

[@GreyBirdKiki]

Unfortunately the supreme justices police themselves now. New ethics rule of law they created recently for themselves. Wonder why 🤔 (then these flags go up soon after)

[@davidchalk8883]

What sort of majority do the Dems need in the senate to get a conviction?

[@tinalessia]

Along with Kavanaugh and the other criminal Thomas

[@Xylophone8]

@@tinalessia And the others who lied to Congress…Vote Blue 💙🗳️💙

[@ItWentChunkaCHUNK]

Haven't you heard? Impeachment is just a political stunt now.

[@starlite1284]

This is what happens when you let a crook steal classified documents and blackmail all his opponents with those same documents!

[@WWZenaDo]

...The documents probably went to Putin, Xi, and several white Christian Nationalist billionaires.

[@SoberOKMoments]

"Here's a Nazi, Cheryl. Get out of there." Perfectly stated!

[@brihmendiola4347]

Justices Alito and Thomas should resign. They're making the Supreme Court a complete joke. 😮😅😂

[@sakuragyoza]

And they aren't even the ones with stolen seats!!

[@phylis3917]

🏆

[@womanofsubstance8735]

They need to take Gaetz and Coney-Barret with them since they lied to get confirmed to the court.

[@jeanneganrude8549]

@@womanofsubstance8735 Gaetz isn’t a judge on any court.

[@WWZenaDo]

​@@womanofsubstance8735 Kavanaugh and Amy Coney Barrett.

[@StartAtTheEnd]

I cannot begin to fathom what it is like to be so fragile and pathetic, that you need to pay someone to feed you constant affirmation… #voteblue #BidenHarris

[@scottmoldenhauer8908]

hmmm ,don't know any lesser morale (d) folks who have little concern over their actions? where is it you live?

[@dlxinfinite801]

Trump's a Man Baby. Needs constant attention. He pushes foreign dignitaries out of the way to be in front of the cameras. He keeps his lawyers in the background so he stands out. So childish.

[@dlxinfinite801]

@@scottmoldenhauer8908 A MAGA cult...questioning others "morale" when they will vote for a ex-president in a criminal court, facing multiple indictments? You love DUMP'S fake Christian criminality and scams, yet you speak of "morale?"

[@StartAtTheEnd]

@@scottmoldenhauer8908 I'm assuming you are being sarcastic - but no, I do not personally know or associate with anyone as sick and pathetic as Trump!

[@camelshyte.stardust.heroes]

Before: The Supreme Court of USA Now: The Supreme Corruption of trump

[@thevegandragon_]

All of the supreme court justices and politicians take bribes. Every last one. If politicians didn't we wouldn't be seeing billions in US subsidies being given to animal agriculture (meat, dairy, eggs), horseracing, and vivisecting yearly. The US dairy industry has not made a profit in 20 years, but it exists thanks to our tax dollars being paid to have cheese and dairy dumped in the millions of pounds, and meat kills millions of animals that never make it to any store. Stop blaming only two people when ALL of them are evil, corrupt, bribe takers. The money they give to kill and abuse animals is enough to end global poverty, homelessness, hunger, and pay for all medical care. THAT'S how much is going to kill animals for things we do not need. ..

[@RoxanneM-]

Of the GOP, I would add. Trump is just the puppet of many by mutual interest.

[@audreywellham2413]

Republicans Court with supreme reign.

[@makestank4800]

And billionaires inc.

[@clickrick]

Supreme Coup of the United States

[@starsabove8059]

Alito and Thomas are flaunting it now. No accountability.

[@johannebeerbaum1546]

SPITTING AND PEEING ON THE CONSTITUTION WHILE GIVING THE NATION THE FINGER, LAUGHING AND SCREAMING “I AM ABOVE THE LAW”…..

[@lisawall9068]

Their beliefs and prejudices are out in the open now. No need for justices to appear professional and unbiased.

[@ChrisDuprasinVegas]

and we're stuck with them until they kick the proverbial bucket or they decide to step down which usually falls on the 3rd of Never-ary. (Mark it on your calendar).

[@tdibell]

“You guys are a cheap date…” perfect, absolutely perfect! PEABODY WORTHY!!!

[@Human_Earthling]

I don't understand how Americans can have justices with party affiliations. How can they be impartial at all?

[@sakuragyoza]

Fun fact: they aren't!

[@jameskuyper]

How could you ensure that they have no party affiliation? Most US citizens do. A lack of party affiliation tends to imply a lack of interest in public affairs.

[@jetta2134]

Apparently they are not to vote on party lines or even say what party affiliation they have! But all that went down the toilet when Trump came into office! Free for all! Do whatever suits you, who gives a s#$@ about the rule of law and the constitution,; granted I believe the pan of water was already boiling almost spilling over,and they saw "whatever"! Remember how Ted Cruz was interrogating candidate Ms Jackson and he treated her like dirt! That was the first red flag for me! I have never seen such disrespect in my life! From there it has been downhill ! Look at Congress meetings! Shockers I don't frequent,bars or houses of ill reputation! But I imagine that's how people behave,! Not to even mention the movie theaters, where Congresswomen can have sex ,near kids watching a movie!

[@KristenRowenPliske]

They’re supposed to put that -and religion- aside in favor of the law. At home, they can do whatever but on the bench, it’s law only.

[@SamAceRothstein]

@@jameskuyper A justice shouldn't necessarily be expected to have no party affiliation, but they should all be moderate, not extremists, and be trusted to always put the constitution first. There are also many people who don't affiliate with any party, but put logic first and agree with certain perspectives of both, which is the proper mindset of a healthy individual. Nobody should be a sheep for either party.

[@smaugwarriors5543]

Luv'd that last bit with the printer. She played it perfectly and Colbert as always did his. 👍🏽

[@WestCoastStoic]

As a voter I think Haley has Thatcher’s eyes but not her conviction. Thatcher was awful, Haley is pathetic

[@davewolf7510]

And as Mitterrand said of Thatcher “she has the voice of Marilyn Monroe and the eyes of Caligula”. Sadly I think old Tricky Nicky will be lurking in politics for some time, she is incredibly ambitious.

[@kathybarnett1905]

She lost me .... she promised to do what she could to keep keep trumpiepoo out of the white house. And now???

[@Iluvpie6]

@@kathybarnett1905a politician? Breaking a promise? Who would’ve guessed! Usually they at least wait until they get into office, though…

[@marisabenson1222]

Disappointing to hear she would vote for trump even though she acknowledges that Biden is far better on foreign policy.

[@andrewkohler9730]

@@kathybarnett1905 Of course, not even she believed herself.

[@ednageddes1337]

Stephen, you say Alito got in trouble for his upside flag, and Appeal to Heaven flags. I very rarely disagree with you, but these bastards never, ever “get in trouble “, and like trump, they don’t pay for their unAmerican behaviors or crimes. I love you Stephen. 💙VOTE BLUE 💙

[@phylis3917]

Sanity.

[@stuartaminion511]

remember. there are rules for "them" and rules for us. they gripe about the elite class (deep state, etc.) and they themselves are just as well part of it. if i even had flown a flag upside down on my property (even in protest) the neighbers woulds have hung me by my ankeles until i cried out...not again and told me it was disrespectful of our country. oh well there are those above the law and above being disrespectful. oh and as just an openion: nothing is going to happen to trump in any of his 91 inditments (yes he got fined 450 mill. one case and 85 mill. in another. but he has yet to pay any of it (reduced to 175 mill.) which he didn't pay, someone else put up the money. trump will come out of this with nothing happening to him. okay rant over.

[@itspersonal3351]

Thomas and Alito are Pro-Insurrection. 🇺🇸💙⚖️VOTE ⚖️💙🇺🇸

[@susanbengston3208]

That makes them Traitors to Our America!

[@andreah6379]

Wait, those are the only 2 that openly and proudly worship Der orange Furher. I would bet the other 4 are also All-In.

[@rossburg84]

​@@andreah6379 Kavanaugh had a sexual misconduct case hanging over him, disappeared when he was confirmed. So that's 3

[@thinkforyourself828]

Kennedy2024

[@hereigoagain5050]

Alito's face ... "Bowling ball who sees those fingers coming." dropped me to the floor.

[@ivo4357]

ridiculous excuse from speaker Johnson, claiming it's a religious symbol. No politician should display a religious symbol in his office anyway. Your office is the place where you (should) serve ALL Americans without prejudice, and personal preferences that show bias towards a particular group should not enter that room.

[@saddesklunch2544]

When did he say it was a religious symbol? Did I miss that part? I thought he just said it was Washington’s flag

[@d.l.d.l.8140]

He should have been immediately asked to reject the current usage of the flag AND the organizations that use it. You aren’t wrong people. I’m 70, and have been consuming news from day one. ( Thanks Dad 😂 ) The current situation is unprecedented, and one party has clearly lost their minds, a party whose decisions literally affect all of us, almost always negatively. They have a slim majority in the house. It may be the junior chamber, but they are the biggest threat to Democracy today. Their religion is to be your religion at all costs. Literally. This is the most important election in my lifetime. And it’s not for me, I’ll be dead soon. YOU have to get involved, it’s your life they want control of.

[@Sabre70]

@@saddesklunch2544they said Washington’s flag has been co-opted by the Christian nationalists. It didn’t start off as a religious symbol.

[@nevadak3424]

I don’t know about the us but in France religious symbols of any kind are forbidden in places of government therefore no gvt officers appointees would ever display any appartenance or would be sanctioned immediately !!

[@fuchurZero]

​@@nevadak3424it is differenr in other (roman-catholic) parts of Europe: the cross is prominently displayed in state schools, state hospitals, even in nursing homes and government buildings (!!!) buildings)

[@rhesreeves5339]

Haley's delight. Flip flop, flip to the flippity flip flip flopa she don't stop..

[@ChrisDuprasinVegas]

More flip flops than any summer vacation; I actually met the woman. She may be kind, but she sure as heck doesn't have the backbone that Liz Cheney does.

[@Txepsiyu]

SCOTUS has lost the respect of the people.

[@phylis3917]

🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🏅🏅🏆

[@Earthneedsado-over177]

If I might add, because of the right wing justices three of which were appointed by a short-fingered vulgarian.

[@mauriciomdea]

And that's worrysome on so many levels...

[@dlxinfinite801]

That weed bit was brilliantly executed. Even the PA suburbs smells like weed.

[@phylis3917]

Well done.

[@moyerk47]

I will smoke to that!

[@richardvickrey4786]

"Daddy needs his Happy Page". Comic gold! Well Done! 💙

[@rtblues]

The umpire analogy bit was SPOT--ON! Colbert does it again!

[@Nite2012Mare]

"they want to sit at a table, I said no, let's stand I want to stand....so we're sitting at a table " -art of the deal 🙄😂😂😂😂

[@ohcar0line]

😂💀

[@longlivedemocracy756]

😂🤣😂

[@meh2510]

Sit, stand; it doesn't matter, he would soil himself before they get to the first question.

[@katherinegray5086]

🥴🇦🇺💙🇺🇸🤔

[@ursaltydog]

Haley flipped when being considered to be Trump's VP.... let's get real here... she's a turncoat...

[@mrk4022]

no respect

[@TheSmarq17]

She is a birdbrain.

[@kelsonl6084]

Well I mean they all are. Pretty much all of them shittalked him when he first came out cus they never believed he’d win

[@mrk4022]

@@TheSmarq17 they both are.

[@sassafrasdinglemeyer4513]

She seriously makes me sick, tRump made fun of her husband’s service, and that is ok with her??? We are a military family, and this in inexcusable. Shame on you Haley.

[@richardvickrey4786]

"Bowling ball who sees those fingers coming ... " Don't know who wrote that line, but give that person a raise! (Or at least a bonus.) Well done! 💙

[@danmarquez3971]

LOL! Stephen Colbert and his writers are absolutely genius! They make disturbing news insanely funny!

[@phylis3917]

👍🏿

[@jasonfatdog6491]

skibidi biden

[@ChrisDuprasinVegas]

amen and amen

[@knightspearhead5718]

I love that stephen has been having his staff appear more often on video.

[@DIESEL0759]

Speaker Johnson is just letting EVERYONE know who is his Master!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Rose-p5m1v]

Good grief! How many homes does Alito own? All those years of rich republicans bribes sure pay well!💸💰💵

[@DIESEL0759]

@@Rose-p5m1v Welcome to politics, where bribery is legal. Ironically enough, if you work for the government (Federal or State) in literally ANY other capacity, you have to take a ton of course on the appearance of impropriety and how bribery is a felon and yadda, yadda, yadda...but if you're a politician, bribery is ENCOURAGED.

[@JZsBFF]

@@Rose-p5m1vUnquestioning loyalty to "Das Reich" pays off.

[@TSF-2276]

His master is the father of lies. The lord of the flies. NOT the son of God.

[@JZsBFF]

​@@DIESEL0759We have half a century of conservative government and democrat "laissez-aller" to thank for that. No party is innoncent in this matter! Even Bernie is a millionaire!

[@GreyBirdKiki]

Injustice Alito flies flags at home for people that know exactly how many cigarettes they can get for a catalytic converter…

[@JanJan-Y4d-6dx]

Vote for JOE and NOT the PSYCHO(S)!

[@davidgeorge5344]

I'm on vacation in NYC and I am enjoying the sidewalk atmosphere. Breathing deeply man 😁

[@anthonettedillard3999]

Wow, "Mary Jane" still as popular today as in the 1970s when I was a teenager!!😊

[@HashknightGaming]

It's legal in my state.

[@mollybeth3441]

Legal here in Vegas 😊

[@bryanspindle4455]

I didn't like it in the seventies and l still don't like it.

[@ebethlouise2201]

Yeah we grew up

[@ziggy321gj]

thank mother earth

[@Jefuslives]

Not just a pro-trump flag... an anti-American flag.

[@starsabove8059]

👍

[@audreywellham2413]

Two of them at both homes. Republican Supreme Court.

[@jktolford8272]

@@audreywellham2413 Are we sure there are only 2 homes?

[@blechtic]

Someone needs to sell the same flag with the following words underneath the picture: PRO-WUNDERBAUM ANTI-TRUMP

[@lizardguyNA]

Those are the same thing though.

[@EnormousPurpleGarden]

Despite the Swedish theming, Ikea's international headquarters is actually in Leiden, Netherlands, so "Dutch Sheets" would be an accurate name.

[@marjamerryflower]

Why the sheets though

[@theTeknoViking]

Tsjonge Jonge Jonge... It's a tax trick. IKEA is pretty god damn Swedish.

[@steverogers2603]

As I watch America circle the drain, and prepare for the orange dictator to be re-elected, I am grateful for this monologue every day to help me smile at the insanity surrounding us.

[@freya8133]

He's not going to be re-elected.

[@andydporter5136]

Trump's got a bigly powerful imagination: I mean, didn't he declassify all those documents just by imagining it?

[@jackthetford7558]

You can't spell hatred without red hat.

[@Independentman369]

True

[@Drumpf-4eva]

And redrum?

[@Beth-zg6gb]

🎯👏 well said! 🌊🇺🇸💙

[@moniqueengleman873]

​@Caras443 murder. In Sacramento they had this hole in the wall called "Murder Burger" Great burgers and milkshakes. Someone complained so they changed it to Redrum" Still a great place

[@InnocentPotato-pd7wi]

EXACTLY! Red Hat reverse the words and what do you get?HATRED!🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🙄🙄🙄

[@2529Sim]

This was a particularly well written monologue. Shout out to the writers!

[@catboxcleaner3532]

Stephen! You’re *PRE-APPROVED* !

[@OrdenJust]

So why are we surprised that Alito flies a flag that looks like air freshener? Maybe he smells something bad, but just does not realize it is himself.

[@Minoltalphafan]

Follow up question for Johnson: why are you at this moment flying George Washington’s flag? Pathetic press corps.

[@KitC916]

I love when Stephen says, "And all the ships at sea!" ❤ ⛵❤

[@gilesluver]

"I'm not a Nazi. I just hire Nazis who can't read background text." --Trump (probably) That's not the excuse you think it is, Don.

[@martin2289]

Only the group that put together that ad is not some random creator, but a self-styled "meme team" that Trump has been photographed with and his campaign manager has actively promoted.

[@thomasw.5344]

@@martin2289 It's the same people who made that ridiculous "God made Trump" clip. The thing is the quality of their films is actually quite good, but they're ideologically supercharged. That's why I don't believe the claim that it was a mistake. Also it wasn't his human happy pill, they just chose her to "take one for the team"

[@gilesluver]

@@martin2289 that information needs to be pushed.

[@stephengraham1153]

Many MAGA supporters claim that the Nazis are communists because the translated party name is the National Socialist Workers Party (yes, I have had this discussion many times with MAGA supporters on social media) , so I'm surprised that they would associate themselves with the Third Reich and it's fascist regime in anyway.

[@crazybaby_3]

Yay... weed

[@TomDLuv777]

IMPEACH! IMPEACH! IMPEACH! VOTE BLUE LIKE OUR LIVES DEPEND ON IT! 🇺🇸🌊🇺🇸🌊🇺🇸

[@honorsilverthorne7227]

Um; they DID impeach Drumpf; three times.

[@deedoyle4069]

Literally. At 85, I'm an antique who has seen this setup from WW2. Think THIS: What if....the dictator DOES 'win' ? Read your history and use your mind: = do YOU wanna be told 'how, when, whether' to live your life? Cuz that's what happens. Eg....read about what Castro did to Cuba! Is the USA next.......?

[@bthsr7113]

Because our lives DO depend on it. Or at least our lives as we know them!

[@bannedtwice7767]

F that

[@thinkforyourself828]

Voting against Trump is not voting for the best candidate. I'm voting Kennedy, the best candidate we've had in decades.

[@TajimaMunenori]

I've always wondered why Stephen is always so chill. Now I know. Thanks New York City! 🇺🇸

[@deborahgarry9363]

Summer?...there's still a patch of snow still left in my backyard.

[@Ellocoyyopodcast]

Please never retire. When we all pass way you can retire sr.

[@KanuckStreams]

Small clarification on the whole swastika thing. That isn't a forgotten symbol, at least in eastern Asia (where it also has a different orientation). It is still a symbol used (called "manji" in India and "wàn" in China) and celebrated as "a mark of well-being". Now, that said, if someone has a Nazi swastika flag, they are 100% a Nazi. If they have a Buddhist swastika, they are either a devout Buddhist or a very confused Nazi.

[@klee88029]

Thank you @Kanuck👍🧓

[@sjs9698]

confused nazi ^^ nice, though i do wonder, what would a nazi be if they were *not* confused?

[@ODoylero0lz]

more likely in the US to be a confused Nazi. Our popular culture still has many reminders of what villains Nazis were/are, so no one growing up here really has an excuse.

[@sirmoonslosthismind]

"where it also has a different orientation" i feel the need to point out that that's a modern innovation, specifically to distinguish it better. the nazis didn't invert the symbol the first time they stole it.

[@bryantristen]

The Buddhist symbol came long ago. The Nazis just decided to reverse the symbol and use it for their own purposes. They took a revered symbol and associated it with their horrific actions.

[@MikeKangaroo-cj3gk]

Someday people will wake up from their Trump dream and realise how ridiculous they were

[@whocares2087.1]

No they won't. They are not normal.

[@ecyor0]

@@whocares2087.1 They'll be true believers and then when no-one's looking in 20 years, they'll start saying they never supported him.

[@mattrodgers4878]

@@ecyor0look at the Nixon/jfk election of 1960. When questioned after the JFK assassination, the results had him winning by a huge margin. In reality, it was a very close election. Seems like people didn’t want to admit the support Nixon with all his controversies.

[@DSAK55]

maybe 10% at most

[@JanSolo555]

More like a Trump nightmare.

[@jeffwatkins352]

As the news gets more dire, Stephen just gets funnier. BTW, thanks for the pull-back on Joe. More, more!

[@TamaraBeinlich]

Thanks Stephen coffee up my nose and landing on my keyboard! Love your writers 🙂

[@ricktarded5943]

"...and antique doll that moves closer every time you look away," Nailed it Stephen.

[@sadiestoltzfus9798]

😀

[@varianeng9668]

I'm beginning to really like when Colbert reacts to the crowds response to a joke with the same enthusiasm as a parent who's entertained by a kid doing something sad but adorable.

[@johnbannister9212]

There are actual real jokes on this show? without prompted audience applauds. Sorry, shucks, this is the US

[@McCarthyJohn100]

​@@johnbannister9212Bot or just a Troll? Going through the comments and criticizing the comedic quality on different comedy shows sounds like you make excellent use of your time.

[@IronBelH]

This show makes me laugh out loud almost every day. Well done and keep em coming!

[@kittiecorner]

"We've got a great show for you tonight. " Sorry, Stephen, nothing could top that monologue. You are the absolute best.

[@kathykobs3865]

❤️ the umpire reference is too true!

[@charlesmartin1121]

Nikki Haley is about as authentic as a masters degree from Trump University.

[@susanfanning9480]

You're way to kind. She two faced. Greetings from arctic. If we Inupiaq can figure her out, the world know.

[@amberandrews6842]

She's SPINELESS. She's always been spineless.

[@marshamariner7897]

At first I thought it said ....mattress degree....THAT could b appropriate....A MATTRESS DEGREE FROM DUMP U🤢🤮🤬😂😂😂😂😅😅😅✌️

[@charlesmartin1121]

@@marshamariner7897 That course of study is only offered at the Moscow campus.

[@kaylamadison8347]

@@marshamariner7897 they sell mattresses. This is probably a real degree there.

[@DustyJones1997BGCL]

Vote Biden in November 💙💙💙💙 lets save Democracy. Thank you Stephen you're so amazing 🎉

[@DisasterMaster3K]

I’m voting for Nikki

[@Beth-zg6gb]

Fools will be fools…🌊🇺🇸💙

[@ahnraemenkhera7451]

Stephen is amazing! I can’t think of anyone else who can use the phrase, “great news about me” with everyone still smiling in warmth after he does so. Though I really felt his exhaustion during the COVID miasma lulls & beyond, I’m confident he’s really BACK now. I wish him the Best. He’s “helped me” through some gloomy days with his humor, wit, & transcendency!! 🇺🇸🌱🌸🌷 PEACEFUL Memorial Day!

[@jschuler53]

Vote Blue to prevent some crazy dementia ridden guy who wants to be a dictator. All of us who are affected by abortion and trans issues you must vote blue. I am old and have lived protected by Roe. Now that it's taken away abortion access is the one issue I'll get out of bed for and yell and scream. who do they think they are? I still don't get it. What is it to anyone whether or not a woman has or does not have an abortion? No one else is going to raise the child if that is what happens. I don't get it. I guess they're using the "sanctity of life" argument. These anti abortion people are like old time vigilantes making sure everyone is in line with what they believe. What does it matter to anyone? Maybe the Catholics just want more Catholics. Other than that, I don't see why anyone would care one way or another. This is a mind your own beeswax thing. People are so nosey and must have vacant lives if they are so obsessed with pregnant women. Reproduction is a hot potato. We shouldn't be having more children we can't take care of in a way that is good for them.

[@kathybyerly7904]

I am husband is son is

[@franimal86]

Every time Trump complains about something, I tend to see it as him projecting. So when he says he can’t imagine Biden actually running and that he’ll drop out of the race…that gives me a lot of hope! I think Trump is thinking of dropping out of the race!! 🤣

[@Peacemaker-er3tl]

I'm doubtful, but I hope you're right.

[@jayskateandsuchstuff8446]

You may actually be on to something.

[@ashkebora7262]

His ego will guarantee it stays projection. Also with him winning being the only way he's not getting charged ... I hope. The judicial system has proved to be pretty shit.

[@richardgann5400]

Unfortunately, "Not Going to Happen G.I. "

[@meh2510]

He's likely projecting that he's going to fall out of the race when he's finally sent to prison. He knows he's going to be found guilty.

[@bassdivamtm]

Thank you Stephen for making me laugh….the reality is heartbreaking 💔

[@OldsVistaCruiser]

New York's official state slogan is "Excelsior," which is Latin for "ever higher." It's ironic that their state law allows cannabis smoking anywhere tobacco smoking is allowed, except in a car!

[@steve-175]

He doesn't want to sit cause it's worse crapping your panties when sitting down, look at babies, squishes all over you , stinks worse. As in court, stinky 😢😢😢😢 made people cry

[@ferox965]

Also, Shitler may fall asleep.

[@gluteusmaximus1657]

A headline in the Guardian. "the unified reich line was a message not a mistake" !

[@MaryAnn-r1g]

Absolutely was a message just like he always does

[@LordDarthBaiter]

Great analogy with the ump in a Yankees shirt.❤❤❤

[@krisfrederick5001]

"To alcohol! The cause of AND solution to all of life's problems!"🍻 -Homer J. Simpson 😂

[@DanTheMagic8Ball]

Glad to see Ham Rove still getting some mileage out there.

[@xCharonstyxx]

Anyone traveling this weekend stay safe.

[@moniqueengleman873]

I never travel on Holidays. Keeps life simple

[@KarstenJohansson]

When they legalized weed for ALL of Canada, I didn't notice a difference. You still smelled the occasional joint where you expected to be able to smell it before. The law changed nothing public-wise. It did change media using "poisoned" for "smoked way too much," but the reality is they could have 10x more and they'd still live and be fine if they'd just sleep it off, and not be freaked out by people using the word "poisoned." With alcohol, poisoning is a thing. With weed, it's a PSA lying to you.

[@traildoggy]

Imagine printing his mood boosting news stories for him and still somehow thinking that he has the mind and temperament to be in power.

[@meh2510]

When he was president, his staff had to spoon feed him information in extremely dumbed down bullet points to keep his attention. His mental capacities at this point couldn't handle a flashcard.

[@thecjsmediafamily6529]

Already having withdrawal symptoms. Need more Colbert.❤ Leave it to me to stop smoking weed just when it’s “everywhere”.

[@robertgandler3177]

Spot on honest and hysterical as always thanks!

[@lindaweber5599]

You're killing me. So funny. Brilliant.

[@stephenbouchelle7706]

He is great and his writers are too.

[@musicinggp]

"SITTING AT A TABLE"...WE ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT...BLURBLING SOUNDS FROM HIS DIAPER.

[@A0A4ful]

8:58 He wants to stand, so he can stroll and prowl around, and behind Biden, like he did with Hillary in 2015...

[@davidcashin1894]

Summer does not begin until the Solstice on June 20th, don't let anyone tell you different.

[@naiyang888]

We can laugh and make fun of Alito all we want, but he still holds power.

[@Spinikar]

I love Stephens monologues but it's always a hoot when he gets to bring put someone from his writing staff from time to time 😂

[@Jajajajaja...1]

I didnt realize having good legs is required of a president. Its a good thing one of our most popular, notable, and famous Presidents didnt have to roll himself around in a wheelchair. ... ...oh wait.

[@gardenofsn5955]

Thank you so much for this. I'm disabled myself, and this made me smile and feel better about myself and my own capabilities.

[@NaptownClassic]

Haley folded like Dutch Sheets.

[@airheadrica1]

Thirty Plus years ago I bought bologna. My kids asked "What's Bologna"? I answered it's a Flat Hotdog. 😂 I thought I owned that phrase because I haven't heard it ever until this monologue. 😊

[@latenitecaptain]

Honestly, it's a flag, it's material, it's not important. U know what is? Real Thoughts of Respect and Honor coming from a human beings heart and brain.

[@micah4242]

You contradict yourself.

[@hondasan6531]

Justice Alito will blame Clarence Thomas's wife this time!😂

[@meh2510]

And that would be a more believable excuse.

[@kenbrown2808]

a readerboard with the current procedure would be nice, for TSA checkpoints.

[@ekdaufin1485]

I need someone to follow me around with a printer to print out flattering things about me. 😂

[@gusmonster59]

How much more of this crap do we need to do away with lifetime appointments and have term limits for ALL government offices? The very fact that Biff is being allowed to run shows how far down the crapper we have gone.

[@dorothywiseman3492]

Absolutely! N0 0ne should have any government paid position for life.

[@DianePeace420]

I hope everybody enjoys their holiday weekend! Make sure to get out and vote blue when it's time to vote! 🔵🌊🌊🌊🌊🔵☮️

[@thinkforyourself828]

Kennedy2024

[@yurielcundangan9090]

SCOTUS is the worst🤢

[@DSAK55]

Scrotum Court of the United States

[@bigeffinowl]

SCROTUS

[@JZsBFF]

Manning it with stooges is part of the classic "Drehbuch" (=script) to dissolve the credibility of the democratic institutions and pave the way for authoritarianism.

[@sgprabbit]

I doubt there is a “neighbour” who agitated Alito’s wife that she had to hang the upside down flag!!? And is she stupid to not think it will create a problem? And the judge himself did not see the flag all these days?! 😡

[@DougGrinbergs]

FederaliFascist Leonard Leo also flies the Pine Tree / Appeal to Heaven flag, says he likes navy, pine trees and history

[@talivato]

I hereby propose that when everything is said and done, we come up with a new American flag. As of right now, I can not stand the sight of Old Glory flying in monster trucks, and seeing traitors kissing it or wrapped in it.

[@BriRog68]

Can you imagine if Trump fell asleep during the debate...lol the world would implode 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@theemmjay5130]

Well, the MAGAsphere would, anyway.