Tackling The Tom Brady Roast w/ Jimmy Carr | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

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@FrenziedManbeast
@FrenziedManbeast 8 ай бұрын
It's so fun watching Jimmy Carr treat Bert the way that a teacher treats that one kid in class that *almost* made the cut for the 'special classes'.
@Panama_Red
@Panama_Red 8 ай бұрын
Bert is the kind of guy that had to ride the short bus but had his trailer home hitched to the back.
@RCRitterFPV
@RCRitterFPV 8 ай бұрын
@@Panama_Red Bert is totally Rich kid in Florida... Short bus probably towed his jetski.
@johnforeman634
@johnforeman634 8 ай бұрын
As a fan of comedy, when I hear a really off colour joke, like say, a joke about school shootings, I don’t think I’m laughing at the actual joke, I think it’s just simply the fact that he would SAY it that’s funny.
@Lamont580
@Lamont580 8 ай бұрын
Watching Bert attempt a posh British accent reveals his truly confounding level of stupidity. Watching Bert attempt a posh British accent with complete confidence is roughly as upsetting as deep reflection on global poverty.
@stevieharter1273
@stevieharter1273 8 ай бұрын
I was that kid 😂
@PNWGoodvibes
@PNWGoodvibes 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy is genuinely one of the smartest comedians out there. He never misses.
@99griff99
@99griff99 8 ай бұрын
Wasn’t very smart when he attacked people for not having the experimental and increasingly proven my dangerous conv1d jabs
@GrainneScarlett
@GrainneScarlett 8 ай бұрын
​@@99griff99snore 😴💤
@99griff99
@99griff99 8 ай бұрын
@@GrainneScarlett millions harmed including children dying, women having miscarriages and being disabled for life… would you tell those harmed women and children snore?? No, grow up and be better.
@alexn6994
@alexn6994 7 ай бұрын
Imagine looking to comedians for your intellectual thought processes... You probably think Joel Rogan is a source of nutrition information, maybe even took up a martial art cuz you think it's cool. Jimmy's take down of Burt was good in this episode but holy moly am I over all these fools. Remember to get your covid vaccine boosters this year!
@GrainneScarlett
@GrainneScarlett 7 ай бұрын
@@alexn6994 "Joel Rogan". Who's that.
@BillyBoy4442002
@BillyBoy4442002 8 ай бұрын
"Everyone murders in South Africa" going COMPLETELY over Berts head 😂😂😂
@MMARLZ
@MMARLZ 8 ай бұрын
i wish Jimmy had explained it to him, but at that point (50-plus minutes of Bert asking inane questions and trying to use his broken knowledge of European history that he studied for the first time in his life for) he just wanted to get the heck out of there.
@XenoGen3sis
@XenoGen3sis 8 ай бұрын
Fuuuuuuuck it went over my head until this comment… FML
@turnipkupo7263
@turnipkupo7263 8 ай бұрын
@@XenoGen3sis dont worry, this comment shows you are still more self aware than bert lmao
@willvr4
@willvr4 8 ай бұрын
To be fair, it could have been taken both literally in a comedic sense or as a joke about the regional murder rate. Tom didn't get it either.
@damegan123
@damegan123 8 ай бұрын
@@willvr4 he did, watch again the face he's making, you can see the moment it catches up with him.
@knox8113
@knox8113 8 ай бұрын
"I was going to enquire as to your reading age. You're coming along." 😂😂😂😂
@JanosVids1944
@JanosVids1944 8 ай бұрын
"You're doing 9 months off in July? He doesn't know how calendars work" Jimmy is a treasure.
@AkkaLange
@AkkaLange Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ajordanbrownproduction
@ajordanbrownproduction 8 ай бұрын
Tom and Bert at the roast was like Dale and Brennan pitching “Prestige World Wide” in Step Brothers
@Hudmclovin
@Hudmclovin 8 ай бұрын
Prestige
@Bleepbloopblappp
@Bleepbloopblappp 8 ай бұрын
@@Hudmclovinworld wide, world world, wide, wide
@ajordanbrownproduction
@ajordanbrownproduction 8 ай бұрын
@@Hudmclovin….world wide wide wide wide
@tmenzella
@tmenzella 8 ай бұрын
Excellent
@IdleViper
@IdleViper 8 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@popeye697
@popeye697 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy giving Bert a masterclass in how to tell his own jokes
@Spo8
@Spo8 8 ай бұрын
What a moment. Jimmy improved Bert’s joke 5 times in 20 seconds.
@al77kor11
@al77kor11 8 ай бұрын
He did all his jokes from his new special
@tommysmith-r1c
@tommysmith-r1c 2 ай бұрын
bert here thank you very much for listen to my jokes and taking the piss out of me thank you
@Neild0
@Neild0 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy being horrible to Bert is my current favourite thing. At 39:23 when Jimmy is riffing off Bert's story, what an absolute legend
@tommysmith-r1c
@tommysmith-r1c 2 ай бұрын
thank you bert here i appriciate the pisss taking and the mocking i hope your life is better than mine
@steveog17
@steveog17 8 ай бұрын
Tom and Jimmy tolerating drunk Bert through this podcast…plus Jimmy blasting Bert with “jokes” was the absolute best!! 😂
@marywood2865
@marywood2865 8 ай бұрын
Is that what it was? I don't usually watch this podcast. I do watch a lot of Jimmy Carr on KZbin, especially his show 8 out of 10 Cats and 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. It drove me crazy that Bert kept getting the title wrong. Jimmy also does The Big Fat Quiz, which is always good, too.
@deaderthendead041
@deaderthendead041 8 ай бұрын
I didn't get that impression, yes Carr made some fun of bert, It didn't feel mean spirited or like he was impatient though?
@deaderthendead041
@deaderthendead041 8 ай бұрын
I didn't get that impression. yes carr It made some fun of bert but, It didn't feel mean spirited or like jimmy was impatient though.
@saureminenaufseher4820
@saureminenaufseher4820 8 ай бұрын
​@@deaderthendead041well, I think Carr is not like the us comedians, he doesn't feel the pressure to act like kreischer is soooooo funny. He straight up calls it how it is, not mean spirited, but honest
@shelly6273
@shelly6273 8 ай бұрын
8 out of 10 cats does Countdown , Carrot in a box with Sean Lock is the funniest thing ever 😂
@tom-bm6zm
@tom-bm6zm 8 ай бұрын
Joe Wilkinson's poem Check it out
@Full_Deflection
@Full_Deflection 7 ай бұрын
Sean was the best part of that show.
@None-lx8kj
@None-lx8kj 7 ай бұрын
That’s a challenging wank
@None-lx8kj
@None-lx8kj 7 ай бұрын
RIP Sean Lock. I tried to reference one of his more hilarious jokes, but apparently it didn't pass moderation. Rachel in a Viking beard. If you know, you know.
@shelly6273
@shelly6273 7 ай бұрын
@@None-lx8kj Challenging indeed 😂
@spireland5
@spireland5 8 ай бұрын
Forget the roast of Brady. This roast of bert by jimmy carr is amazing. “Does he know what he’s saying”😂😂😂😂
@knoxy5969
@knoxy5969 8 ай бұрын
The fact that jimmy's favourite joke was the one aimed at bert is amazing
@jjfreedom921
@jjfreedom921 8 ай бұрын
No tonys was best
@tylerseese449
@tylerseese449 8 ай бұрын
@@chriscanavanii9064debatable, it’s a joke that I’ve already heard multiple times. Nothing fresh.
@tylerseese449
@tylerseese449 8 ай бұрын
@@chriscanavanii9064 Half the time Bert is brought up on a podcast lol.
@inevitableveganfuture3915
@inevitableveganfuture3915 8 ай бұрын
@tyler Just one example please. One.
@filthyfrank.5
@filthyfrank.5 8 ай бұрын
​@jjfreedom921 no tonys wasn't even a joke directed at bert. It was just a lot of words that ryhmed haha so funny 😐
@blackdysfunction8260
@blackdysfunction8260 8 ай бұрын
First 2 bears I've watched in like a year. Jimmy Carr is awesome.
@realityboost4405
@realityboost4405 8 ай бұрын
Massive props for Jimmy big-upping the warm-up, Alonso at 29mins…Shows what a total class guy Jimmy is.
@misteranderson8369
@misteranderson8369 8 ай бұрын
The fact that all of this was on the spot and off the top of his head speaks to jimmy’s level of genius, light years beyond 99% of comedians today. This alone should put him in contention for top 20 of all time.
@thomasroger9707
@thomasroger9707 Ай бұрын
Top 20, wow big probs. Amazing.
@truthdetector4036
@truthdetector4036 8 ай бұрын
Bert: "Because I was reading the prompter during his routine.." Jimmy: "We know Bert we saw it happen on TV" 😂
@Xaer_
@Xaer_ 8 ай бұрын
”We soar it”
@cole.alexander
@cole.alexander 8 ай бұрын
that would be soooo frustrating as the comic. i bet tony was annoyed bert stepped on his bit with lip syncing
@tommysmith-r1c
@tommysmith-r1c 2 ай бұрын
@@cole.alexander yes tony and bert are loving thanks for the support
@zace98
@zace98 8 ай бұрын
49:39 "He knows he's saying this, yeah?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MS-lg5yv
@MS-lg5yv 7 ай бұрын
The best 🤣🤣
@jeovanneramos5066
@jeovanneramos5066 7 ай бұрын
They should bring him back more often. 😂😂😂
@BloopsnBleeps
@BloopsnBleeps 8 ай бұрын
"I cant remember if my memories are real or not" ~ Hard R Bert
@lozzzzy
@lozzzzy 8 ай бұрын
Charo: bert is fat and racist
@JAaronMattox
@JAaronMattox 8 ай бұрын
Hard R doesn’t mean what you think it does
@BloopsnBleeps
@BloopsnBleeps 8 ай бұрын
​@@JAaronMattoxI'd say RETARD but KZbin is hard R
@mikestrom6178
@mikestrom6178 8 ай бұрын
@@JAaronMattoxdon’t you remember? Burnt Chrysler is Americas most racist comic!
@04_R1DE
@04_R1DE 8 ай бұрын
@@JAaronMattox it’s a double meaning for Bert. He is highly special needs and highly racist
@aussieintexas61
@aussieintexas61 8 ай бұрын
i love how jimmy always talks up other comedians. always respectful to the people who ply his trade.
@AudibleVisibIe
@AudibleVisibIe 8 ай бұрын
Bert getting caught on live tv reading other people's jokes on the teleprompter is so fitting 😂
@rickyeska1
@rickyeska1 8 ай бұрын
Tom got roasted the hardest out of everybody. they straight up acted like he wasn't there
@GK-qc5ry
@GK-qc5ry 8 ай бұрын
Savage. When Tony ignored him and blocked his view on stage I laughed.
@Chris-hw4mq
@Chris-hw4mq 8 ай бұрын
They need to step up their game worst performance of the roast
@rickyeska1
@rickyeska1 8 ай бұрын
@@Chris-hw4mq Yeah it was legit like some highschool kids coming up mid roast to do a presentation
@Novice127__
@Novice127__ 8 ай бұрын
Didnt find the spot where they talked about it ? ... did tony ignore him because tom was silent at one of his shows? New years or something like that ?
@Chickennuggets18363
@Chickennuggets18363 8 ай бұрын
@@rickyeska1again clown ass they weren’t supposed to be roasting, they knew it would bomb but I guarantee the money was to good
@AllieLivin
@AllieLivin 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy’s light roast of Bert was soooooo funny
@westyn7216
@westyn7216 8 ай бұрын
Wow I LOVE Jimmy. Finally shutting up Bart and roasting him throughout 😅
@paddington1670
@paddington1670 8 ай бұрын
Bert is insufferable
@Chen80kg
@Chen80kg 8 ай бұрын
Bert making a living as a comedian convinces me to not give up on my dream to be an astronaut. I am 50.
@RobertWalsh-vp5ui
@RobertWalsh-vp5ui 7 ай бұрын
same. Despite being an out of shape middle aged man, Bert's success has inspired me to finally pursue my dream of becoming a Hollywood stuntman.
@gogreen8173
@gogreen8173 8 ай бұрын
“Everyone murders in South Africa 🤔” went right over Burt’s massive head.. 😂
@clicheguevara5282
@clicheguevara5282 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy calling out Bert for mouthing the words to Tony's bit. Lmao
@ryanl3812
@ryanl3812 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy's lack of patience for Bert *chefs kiss*
@Swearengen1980
@Swearengen1980 8 ай бұрын
"chefs kiss" is a cringe as fuck trend. It's horrible when every woman says it, it's 1000x worse when a guy uses it. Did the balls in your mouth get in the way of your chefs kiss?
@DanielFinton
@DanielFinton 8 ай бұрын
@@Swearengen1980wow you hated that comment more than Bert haters hate people having fun
@ryanl3812
@ryanl3812 8 ай бұрын
@@Swearengen1980 how dare you assume what I identify as
@Swearengen1980
@Swearengen1980 8 ай бұрын
@@DanielFinton I'd tell you what I think of people who have have the grammar skills of a 6 year old, but YT threatened to ban me if I use certain words again.
@littlewigglemonster7691
@littlewigglemonster7691 8 ай бұрын
​@@Swearengen1980 You are a father? They really just letting anyone breed these days huh.. welp lets pray it doesn't become a school shooter i guess.
@j.erniewelsh8621
@j.erniewelsh8621 8 ай бұрын
These guest shows with both guys are reinvigorating my interest. Love it.
@BraunActual
@BraunActual 8 ай бұрын
Bert communicating with Jimmy is the equivalent of your uncle communicating with an alien.
@qwi2311
@qwi2311 8 ай бұрын
This podcast shows the difference between touring comedians like jimmy constantly working on their skills and the special once a year show comedians like Tom and Bert. Jimmy is just another level.
@OfficiallySmiles
@OfficiallySmiles 8 ай бұрын
Tom is not even close to Bert in standup terms. Tom is waaaay above Bert when it comes to comedic talent.
@jefftee448
@jefftee448 7 ай бұрын
Well I know for sure...that Tom tours like a Mofo. I believe he mentioned he was on the road almost an entire year
@mr.doctorcaptain1124
@mr.doctorcaptain1124 7 ай бұрын
@@OfficiallySmiles hard disagree. I don’t think either is particularly phenomenal (though I do enjoy their podcast) but I think they are on the same level. Bert’s humor in the spur of the moment is also above Tom’s
@maxrosenbaum8502
@maxrosenbaum8502 4 ай бұрын
@@OfficiallySmilesagreed. I can point to a time before Tom became a victim of his own success and he was great. He’s shit now and I don’t think it’s reversible, but Bert has always been a hack.
@16011160
@16011160 8 ай бұрын
They think they are not the worst set of the night. Amazing
@brasselnkhoma7943
@brasselnkhoma7943 8 ай бұрын
Ben Affleck would beg to differ, he crumbled.
@vickvinegar6018
@vickvinegar6018 8 ай бұрын
@@brasselnkhoma7943Randy moss was pretty rough too. As much as I am a fan.
@jackb8598
@jackb8598 8 ай бұрын
⁠@@vickvinegar6018nah Tom and Bert were the worst Randy Moss is a WR and was genuine and Ben Affleck is an actor who went in trying to defend Brady with a vendetta/completely poor joke. Tom and Bert are the ones who are so called comedians and acted like arrogant assholes and were not funny what so ever.
@mcloggerton9185
@mcloggerton9185 8 ай бұрын
"pro comedians" with a terrible set.
@vickvinegar6018
@vickvinegar6018 8 ай бұрын
@@jackb8598 I like how you thought you needed to explain that to me. I didn’t say he was the worst just that it was rough as well. Thats just excuses. They all went up to roast (thats why it’s called a roast) and he choked along with the rest you named. I could make the same excuse for Tom and bert. They are stand up comedians and podcasters, not roasters. Comedy is more than just one aspect. But at the end of the day they choked along with Randy’s stuttering ass. Justify it how you want to.
@philorndorff2294
@philorndorff2294 8 ай бұрын
I have always liked Jimmy Carr, but his roasting Bart so effortlessly and Bart didn’t understand half of it was great, Jimmy is brilliant.
@markmurphy7427
@markmurphy7427 8 ай бұрын
Bart Simpson?
@Makkufurai
@Makkufurai 4 ай бұрын
@@markmurphy7427 Bruce Kreisher... Or was it Bart Krishna?
@Greymange
@Greymange Ай бұрын
Lol. Bart.
@willysald25
@willysald25 8 ай бұрын
57:11 Burp not listening, just waiting for his turn to talk 😂
@azhunt
@azhunt 8 ай бұрын
100%
@beefcakethegolfer
@beefcakethegolfer 8 ай бұрын
Didn't even hear the jab from Jimmy
@humbertocastellanos6417
@humbertocastellanos6417 3 ай бұрын
😂
@confusedcowboy6342
@confusedcowboy6342 8 ай бұрын
The way most of jimmy’s jokes just fly over Bert’s head is hilarious. Bert not getting the “everybody kills in South Africa” thinking he means killing on stage was so funny
@suzys735
@suzys735 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy is naturally funny and witty… unlike the other 2
@galenabeanrush
@galenabeanrush 8 ай бұрын
This epp was why I came to this podcast originally. This was great. Please give us more of this. Back to basics. 2 friends kicking it, showing love, telling stories and bringing on people they have chemistry with to join in the banter. Simple, light, fun. ... Sending love from Illinois.
@Utahutes6969
@Utahutes6969 8 ай бұрын
“Everybody murders in South Africa” went right over Burt’s head.
@Yamaraj69
@Yamaraj69 8 ай бұрын
Came here to say this....
@ItsBugtronic
@ItsBugtronic 8 ай бұрын
I feel like Burt is rewatching this interview on 1/2 speed just to catch all of Jimmy's jokes. 😂
@ExileOnDaytonStreet
@ExileOnDaytonStreet 8 ай бұрын
A lot of things go over his head
@johnlocke9437
@johnlocke9437 8 ай бұрын
Tom was about to say "he didn't get it" but stopped himself 😂
@philthepainter
@philthepainter 8 ай бұрын
💯
@erictrapp9454
@erictrapp9454 8 ай бұрын
Bert trying to sound introspective is killin me. Lol
@Hannah82271
@Hannah82271 8 ай бұрын
I know lol
@theFijian
@theFijian 6 ай бұрын
Bert: "Tom is really good at picking out morons quick" Jimmy: "He knows he's saying this?"
@oisinquinn9469
@oisinquinn9469 5 ай бұрын
So many good jokes went straight over berts head. Hilarious.
@allanwatson3550
@allanwatson3550 8 ай бұрын
Tom needs a shock collar for Bert - Tom was actually having a good interview with Jimmy while Jimmy was roasting the shit outa Bert on the side - watching this u could tell by the look on Jimmies face he meant every one of those zingers 🤣
@michaelgrizzell9104
@michaelgrizzell9104 8 ай бұрын
The way Jimmy roasts Bert, almost the whole video kills me 😂 I love how witty he is, but Jimmy's laugh is still the funniest thing about him. Call him the butcher, because he slaughters.😅
@viktorsincic8039
@viktorsincic8039 8 ай бұрын
When my family came to the US they learned English by watching 2 Bears 1 Cave. Today I am 35 and we are homeless.
@sorryimelijah
@sorryimelijah 8 ай бұрын
lol
@Thehomelessathlete
@Thehomelessathlete 8 ай бұрын
Really?
@Thehomelessathlete
@Thehomelessathlete 8 ай бұрын
Move to Cali tons of programs to feed yuh get yuh job housing
@diabolicalgaming4876
@diabolicalgaming4876 8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@thesummerhouse1183
@thesummerhouse1183 8 ай бұрын
😂😂
@barbaragervais6991
@barbaragervais6991 2 ай бұрын
Love it! My three favourite comedians in one room. This is the best.. Thank you so much for allowing us to be sitting on the couch to listen in on your conversation… Thank you ..
@eurotriper
@eurotriper 8 ай бұрын
When we finally do the roast of Bert, Jimmy needs an extended set. Holy shit 😂
@joshcxa
@joshcxa 8 ай бұрын
There already is a roast of Bert.
@jacobiwilson3887
@jacobiwilson3887 8 ай бұрын
Bert - "I don't know if my memories are real." Me - Thats very common for alcoholics.
@WOEisMeADHD
@WOEisMeADHD 8 ай бұрын
Hearing Bert say “6 out of 8 cats” is fucking hilarious if you’re from the UK 😂
@gavinlocke800
@gavinlocke800 8 ай бұрын
8outta10 we love it here in South Africa.........so it was propa funny too
@semihazah0352
@semihazah0352 8 ай бұрын
From the US and I love 8 out of 10 cats, countdown version as well, also love would I lie to you. Edit because I wrote it backwards lol
@Qurisx
@Qurisx 8 ай бұрын
He started at 6 out of 8, went to 8 or 9 and then we finally got to the right one lol
@cmount7655
@cmount7655 8 ай бұрын
Did you know 6 out of 10 cats still don’t know Israel did 9/11, and took out JFK? Wild…
@dakotatotten5355
@dakotatotten5355 8 ай бұрын
@@cmount7655 my friend car told me in his jimmy while showing me the Epstein cell footage
@danieldrkness7489
@danieldrkness7489 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy roasting Bert is the only reason why i watched this shit pod.thanks jimmy
@mcloggerton9185
@mcloggerton9185 8 ай бұрын
That's why I'm here
@63Lazarou
@63Lazarou 8 ай бұрын
Me too
@beanzieobeanz2955
@beanzieobeanz2955 8 ай бұрын
like you apparently, big fan of Jimmy but sometimes both embarrassed and offended by what the algorithm gives me - this shite has followers?
@SupremeOracle
@SupremeOracle 8 ай бұрын
Holy crap!! When does jimmy come out!? I'm 5 mind deep & I'm about to take a bath bomb with toasters
@bararobberbaron859
@bararobberbaron859 6 ай бұрын
@@SupremeOracle Use the sponsorblock addon. Aside from it skipping invideo sponsor segments (yay!) it also has a 'highlight' function, that puts a little red spot on the timeline so you can see where users of this addon seem to agree the meat of the video starts. For this video its around 19:30.
@theFijian
@theFijian 6 ай бұрын
Fantastic how "Everyone murders in a South Africa" went completely over his head
@happydonutfarts6235
@happydonutfarts6235 8 ай бұрын
Nice change in set, Bears. The last one looked like what a corner of White Castle would be on the Death Star.
@impoundedkota
@impoundedkota 8 ай бұрын
I could watch Jimmy destroy Bert for hours, it's soo good.
@jamesmoseley6658
@jamesmoseley6658 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy Carr as a guest is always a must see podcast.
@MrJayehawk
@MrJayehawk 8 ай бұрын
He's a quality guest.
@thelitterbug7624
@thelitterbug7624 7 ай бұрын
23:40 Bert sincerely accepting Jimmy’s thanks thinking it was directed at him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@mavenfrankeus7287
@mavenfrankeus7287 8 ай бұрын
Bert asking Jimmy about Oliver Cromwell... I am still on the floor...
@Chris-s3m8c
@Chris-s3m8c 4 ай бұрын
It was tremendous. He had just read a listicle "11 things about Oliver Cromwell. #6 will amaze you" and couldn't wait to avail us all with his ill-gotten knowledge.
@mavenfrankeus7287
@mavenfrankeus7287 4 ай бұрын
@@Chris-s3m8c 🤣😅
@axelmj5347
@axelmj5347 8 ай бұрын
My favourite part of the roast was when they we’re making constant fun off bert and no one mentioned tom 😂
@Sid00077
@Sid00077 8 ай бұрын
Tony stopped when it was Tom's turn😂
@Pranav-rp8wi
@Pranav-rp8wi 8 ай бұрын
That's the best combo. Bert has insecurities about his body/looks & his 'talent'.. while Tom fears irrelevance..
@SolbladeX
@SolbladeX 8 ай бұрын
​@@Pranav-rp8wi😂😂
@thingsnexttome
@thingsnexttome 8 ай бұрын
Salty salty, Bert only has a career because of what Tom has taught him. You guys think Tom is so sad because people weren’t talking to/about him, that’s his exact preference, he didn’t want to be there in the first place. That’s just his personality, sorry he’s better than all of us poor fucks
@tylerseese449
@tylerseese449 8 ай бұрын
@@thingsnexttomeJesus Christ do you suck tommy boy off too?
@icetech6
@icetech6 8 ай бұрын
Jesus.. Jimmy made that burger bit 10x better in 30 seconds...
@cpreid
@cpreid 8 ай бұрын
That was incredible tbh
@paddington1670
@paddington1670 8 ай бұрын
astounding
@Rallylabs
@Rallylabs 8 ай бұрын
It’s as if Jimmy is one of the best joke writers on earth and Bert is just a podcaster.
@Virtuous_Rogue
@Virtuous_Rogue 7 ай бұрын
And Burt made that burger much worse in 30 seconds!
@tiffanyward3169
@tiffanyward3169 8 ай бұрын
Tom doesn’t look too happy with jimmy’s punches at Bert but Jimmy isn’t lying. He’s just saying everything everyone else wants to say.
@echo.messenger
@echo.messenger 8 ай бұрын
Who else skipped right to Jimmy?
@Shonto-jf3dx
@Shonto-jf3dx 8 ай бұрын
⬆️
@theomniproject2195
@theomniproject2195 8 ай бұрын
That’s too funny I just did that then noticed this comment lol
@kevinmcgrath8310
@kevinmcgrath8310 8 ай бұрын
I thought it was just me 😂
@ryefry
@ryefry 8 ай бұрын
About to!
@WaxedThighs69
@WaxedThighs69 8 ай бұрын
Should have
@natural202001
@natural202001 8 ай бұрын
its a lot of fun watching Jimmy just riff as well as open up - he has some metaphors that are amazing
@k.c.simonsen2
@k.c.simonsen2 8 ай бұрын
I don't listen to 2 Bears as much as I used to but I could've listened to this conversation for another 5 hours, such a fun dynamic between the three of them. I love the 'inside baseball' stuff on comedy and there's no one better to hear talk about it than Jimmy Carr.
@paddy789
@paddy789 8 ай бұрын
"I sense un-education", I'm dying🤣
@g3rehmann718
@g3rehmann718 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy Carr is on a completely different level than Bert. I mean talk about going over his head!!! lmao
@shiverhug
@shiverhug 7 ай бұрын
I love listening and watching comedians talk. They are the most smartest and most brilliant of all of us. It makes me happy to hear that most of them are introverts. I can’t make a joke for the life of me
@mikefufuffalo8487
@mikefufuffalo8487 7 ай бұрын
"I just wanna' be surprised." I'm the exact same. What a great sentence, as simple as it is. Also, Jimmy is just awesome. I've been a fan for so many years and look forward to many more =)
@garrisjones7476
@garrisjones7476 8 ай бұрын
“A month is the longest you can take off in July”. 😂😂 I was not aware of how quick and hilarious Jimmy Carr is. He had so many great moments in this “and there we go- watching the penny drop in the slowest of possible motions… when you don’t even get the joke about being a moron…?” 😂😂😂
@JoshBCruz
@JoshBCruz 8 ай бұрын
😂 Carr's joke; "everybody murders in South Africa.." went over Bert's head 😅
@mcloggerton9185
@mcloggerton9185 8 ай бұрын
There is an express way over Bert's head
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 8 ай бұрын
Tom and Bert were the pee break 😂
@steveengell614
@steveengell614 8 ай бұрын
💯
@L0STV1K1NG96
@L0STV1K1NG96 8 ай бұрын
They aren’t roasters.
@TheOrlandoTrustfull
@TheOrlandoTrustfull 8 ай бұрын
@L0STV1K1NG96 Neither were 90% of people who went up.
@marlonjennings2093
@marlonjennings2093 8 ай бұрын
Roasts are exhausting. A few good jokes alongside an hour of cringey shite and reworked street jokes. Anyone that can enjoy that format is an idiot and any comic that excels in that format is a dated hack
@PandaLife-lp8kn
@PandaLife-lp8kn 8 ай бұрын
Off speed pitches don't work at a roast where every comic is knocking it out of the park Destroying the entire Arena. The Machine needs some new material.
@casiosean2
@casiosean2 7 ай бұрын
Jimmy said something I've only perpetuated to my closest friends. As someone who has stammers, I've surmised the supposition that a lot of people take from granted, which is the ability to vocalise your thoughts. Its something that's been instilled in us from our the moment out voice could be heard. "You must stand up for yourself." That statement is definitely an educational point in many different ways. It can get so tough, trying to have someone understand you and trying to ignoring the conspicuous pauses and repetitions. My stammer was brought on by PTSD. SO many people would never believe I even have this condition and will cite the previous few minutes of standard speech. which may feel like progress. But it gets increasingly tough to focus, on the conversation AND if the next word would fail you. Its starts to affect all aspects and every decision. Always with the primary goal of minimising the probability of a stammer sneaking out. Encouragement works like a double-edged sword most times. Like having someone ask to see your scars. I am definitely biased when I attest to disfluent speech being included as a debilitating medical condition. The ability to speak your mind, to clarify and to even correct is an incredibly pertinent skill. It has saved lives.
@N2Deep_in_it
@N2Deep_in_it 6 ай бұрын
This is such a great episode! Just hearing them talk about stand-up and explaining their perspectives, is such a joy. Like listening to master of their craft (except for Bert) having a conversation behind closed doors
@Gunline_Chief
@Gunline_Chief 8 ай бұрын
Tom and Bert were death by PowerPoint in human form.
@Chickennuggets18363
@Chickennuggets18363 8 ай бұрын
Yep it’s over with, they even said they were going to bomb, they weren’t supposed to be roasting
@x-morones2330
@x-morones2330 8 ай бұрын
So, you didn't listen to the podcast you commented on. 🙃
@Gunline_Chief
@Gunline_Chief 8 ай бұрын
@@x-morones2330 sure did. This one was actually tolerable once JC was on. I’ve seen some cringe worthy moments by both. But the roast, oooof, that was definitely the worse. And I’m a huge fan of T-Bunz!
@23gobears
@23gobears 8 ай бұрын
​@@Gunline_Chief your comments infer otherwise though. Smh. Sending hate.
@Gunline_Chief
@Gunline_Chief 8 ай бұрын
@@23gobears but is the hate from Australia?
@AHappySpace
@AHappySpace 8 ай бұрын
1:16 "crowd loved when I did spanish by the way" Crowd: 🤐😴😴
@Jimboslice35
@Jimboslice35 8 ай бұрын
Looking forward to the PowerPoint presentation roasting yourselves on the roast guys 🫶
@stephencook1666
@stephencook1666 8 ай бұрын
I wishhhh but you know Tommy he can't even handle a loss to burt in a game of tennis ......
@dandeeteeyem2170
@dandeeteeyem2170 8 ай бұрын
Next level intuitive.. I saw this was meant to be a funny episode and I had a rough day, so I watched it consciously wanting to feel better. And Jimmy just happens to say that people need comedy for the reasons I had just searched for this episode 😂❤
@iamjvckpot
@iamjvckpot 8 ай бұрын
8 out of 10 cats gets uploaded to youtube regularly and is still running today.
@DoneganStephen
@DoneganStephen 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy riffing on Bert's In and Out experience is such an indication of how he's so clever and professional, so funny (39 minute mark ish)
@dubyas1989
@dubyas1989 8 ай бұрын
I like these new two bears with both Tom and Bert, and a guest.
@RichardRatner.1972
@RichardRatner.1972 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy Carr is the Only real comedian here. 35 years in and better than ever. Kind regards, Richard U.K
@jooseppielleese7156
@jooseppielleese7156 8 ай бұрын
Lol shut up m8 he's just the one who Americans know
@spo0ny2k
@spo0ny2k 8 ай бұрын
American comedians are terrible taking Chappelle and Louis CK aside. Theo and Gillis are good but not great
@muzz4610
@muzz4610 8 ай бұрын
@Mickey_Valentineas someone from the UK, Frankie Boyle is the Bert Kreischer of the UK (albeit he is more talented), but still, don’t recommend Frankie F-ing Boyle as the pinnacle of UK comedy you numpty
@fightingthebelljar6776
@fightingthebelljar6776 8 ай бұрын
​@jooseppielleese7156 he means on this podcast. And he's right, Bert and Tom aren't comedians. They're podcast people
@danballb
@danballb 7 ай бұрын
Bert is barefoot cross legs while rimmy got a suit on with impeccable posture😂😂😂😂
@pegm5937
@pegm5937 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy Carr killed this!
@luckme2752
@luckme2752 8 ай бұрын
Funniest man alive 😂
@Wanderlei10
@Wanderlei10 8 ай бұрын
I can listen to Jimmy Carr shit on Bert all day long!
@sibinpthomas
@sibinpthomas 8 ай бұрын
49:28 - worth the price of admission right there 😂
@lezmuz4105
@lezmuz4105 8 ай бұрын
Can understand Bernt saying "6 out of 8 cats" by mistake but to follow up after seeing it with "8 out of 10 cats, I was right" ffs 😂 real life Homer Simpson but no where near as lovable
@GarbageGarageInc
@GarbageGarageInc 8 ай бұрын
Straight up thinking the Homer Simpson line lol
@jasonlloyd3335
@jasonlloyd3335 8 ай бұрын
I thought the same thing.
@daveenglish1270
@daveenglish1270 8 ай бұрын
I am loving that Americans are starting to see Jimmy carr he’s literally the best stand up comedian I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen a lot
@JoeyCapuana
@JoeyCapuana 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy Carr sitting on bert any time he could is the best day of my life
@cent-kz2ti
@cent-kz2ti 8 ай бұрын
Bert saying "thank you" after Jimmy said he likes long comedy bits explains Bert to a T.
@filthyfrank.5
@filthyfrank.5 8 ай бұрын
He was joking bro lmao went right over ur head
@1LadyM7
@1LadyM7 8 ай бұрын
I thought he said that sarcastically
@arma1218
@arma1218 8 ай бұрын
Big fan of the 2 bears 1 guest format
@mystery1932
@mystery1932 8 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ I’ve never seen the funny suck out of the room faster than when Bart asked about Oliver Cromwell. Thank god jimmy got it back on track
@100000zombies
@100000zombies 8 ай бұрын
I thought it was interesting
@tacotruck2595
@tacotruck2595 8 ай бұрын
@@100000zombieswell you’re wrong
@paigelong5908
@paigelong5908 7 ай бұрын
"Everyone kills in Africa" went right over Bert's head
@swiftdog49er51
@swiftdog49er51 8 ай бұрын
OMG, Jimmy on here had me in tears 😂😂😂 this was so good!!
@neighborbruce
@neighborbruce 8 ай бұрын
Glad to see Slappy from Goosebumps is making a comeback
@Duffaluff
@Duffaluff 8 ай бұрын
Deep cut
@datping7377
@datping7377 8 ай бұрын
Sick reference dude!
@PeterChowchow
@PeterChowchow 8 ай бұрын
Nailed that deep cut bro
@CanadianFinancePro
@CanadianFinancePro 8 ай бұрын
Great reference.
@clicheguevara5282
@clicheguevara5282 8 ай бұрын
I didn't think I'd see an RL Stine reference today, but I'm glad I did.
@heavymetalprogrammer
@heavymetalprogrammer 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy needs to be on every episode just to roast Bart
@Anderson99999
@Anderson99999 8 ай бұрын
Your roast segment sounded like you were learning to read
@BubbaHead1
@BubbaHead1 6 ай бұрын
I've been watching Jimmy Carr since the early 2000s, he's forgotten more jokes, than most American Professional Comedians. He's done multiple tours, while doing multiple television host shows. He makes American Comedians look like lazy high school stones living with their mom. The same thing that I did with custom paint and art.
@StevenJDavies
@StevenJDavies 8 ай бұрын
I've seen Jimmy live when he came to Manchester, amazing show and I can't wait to see him again.
@AlecBurriss
@AlecBurriss 8 ай бұрын
I just saw Jimmy Carr live :) he’s so talented and smart! He doesn’t even have to constantly belittle poor people to do it too
@--_V_--
@--_V_-- 8 ай бұрын
Jimmy just ripped Bert a new asshole LOL
@schweber10
@schweber10 8 ай бұрын
And he didn't even know it
@grwebb3
@grwebb3 8 ай бұрын
Bert looked like a mouth breather up there reading the teleprompter to himself 😂
@valspedz
@valspedz 8 ай бұрын
Top 3 of the year so far.... PLEASE have Jimmy back ASAP !!!
@heres1for2day
@heres1for2day 8 ай бұрын
This is why Jimmy is one of the best comedians of his time. They spent so long ripping brittish people, the best response Jimmy could ever have is just to kill it im the best way he could. It makes it even funnier once you remember, they had a teleprompter with the jokes. This is the first time i have ever watched this podcast, and after this performance.
@snarkycharlies
@snarkycharlies 8 ай бұрын
We love to hear the shout out to Alonzo Bodden. He absolutely deserves more attention ❤
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