bert the conqueror cedar point part 1

[@detaildr]

This week on the travel channel, the machine rides a machine.

[@Ghostbustingjedi]

I can't believe this guy makes love to dogs! what a monster!

[@Syndrome121]

Young Bret looking good. This must be when he wasn't drinking a gallon of Koolaid and drinking everynight.

[@vincestyles1030]

No he was definitely drinking!

[@tango7107]

Being from Ohio, cedar point was just the normal roller coaster park. When I was younger I always wondered why people from all over the world would come to cedar point in Ohio. I understood as I got older and started to ride all the roller coasters. And then going to other parks as I got older, nothing compares to cedar point

[@skippythealien9627]

Cedar Point is so badass that Wicked Twister got taken down b/c apparently it wasn't thrilling enough lmfaooooo. even the non-roller coasters are incredible like maxxair

[@vincestyles1030]

Bert is such a great comedian now and looking back at a young Bert makes me wish he was my college roommate!

[@alyandaj55]

this guy needs an award for doing this haha he´s awesome

[@DR3AMDEN1ER]

i love living by this park.. it truly is something!!!

[@Eternaldarkness3166]

Wish this was on stream somewhere, I miss this show

[@jcool931]

By personal opinion, the Windseeker is the scariest ride at cedar point.

[@_pilly]

Man I miss this show

[@thunderstorms2112]

I love his reactions. When I’m on these rides, my friends say i scream like a gorilla and i laugh like a hyena. I laugh so hard i snort and drool on my self. Lol. My friends and even other riders enjoy riding with me. I even had this one rider say, “ I love your scream”.

[@kkrose311]

OMG my kids don't want to ride with me cuz I scream so loud they say it ruins it lol

[@ghalibmarsal4887]

"Do you want to puck in the bush ? I'll hold your hair " LOL

[@C7Bang_Bangladesh]

8:18 Guy looks His day has been ruined, he just wanted to enjoy this ride, now there’s an idiot in his row filming some show he will never watch

[@stormgirl09]

its interesting how back in the day simple things like a picnic or dance hall was considered a big deal. Things sure came a loooong way when it comes to outdoor entertainment!

[@snuffedtorch3683]

He should come back and do TTD, Millennium Force, Steel Vengeance, and Maverick or GateKeeper.

[@br6768]

I had no idea Bert had a tv show?!.. This is probably so entertaining!

[@skippythealien9627]

this was from ages ago sadly. It came out my senior year of college, like literaly weeks before i graduated in May of 2010. it was fun as fk

[@Alpha14850]

Berts even more funny screaming like a girl on rollercoasters 😂😂

[@skippythealien9627]

he's literally screaming like he's giving birth lmao

[@ripCliffB]

personally i think that maxair is scarier than any other ride

[@WoodlandCrittersyoyo]

this show was way better than his new show where he goes an vacations. it almost made the travel channel look good.

[@noughiphiet]

2:33 Rest In Pieces Disaster Transport and Space Needle. I will remember you in my memories... But Gatekeeper might be the best sequel to Raptor ever! edit: timestamp

[@djsugarc1075]

Raptors still there

[@erikawilliams9558]

I like raptor better still

[@coasterratings2241]

"You wanna throw up? I'll hold your hair." hahahahahaha

[@macshatchetman13]

Great commercial for America's Rollercoast

[@BenSchubert1995]

4:45 Forgive me, but I get tickled by Bert screaming and the music just being in tempo with him.

[@ripCliffB]

i'm going there tomorrow and i can't wait

[@lilmonsterxx07]

3:47 is King's Island. Well played Travel Channel...

[@coasterratings2241]

i would so do this, I'm gonna do this next time I go next year.

[@margrettopler4839]

i have ridden every roller coaster at cedar point exept 4 ttd and mantis:)

[@cps6290]

at 3:46, that's Kings Island's Delerium footage. You can see Drop Tower in the background. It's cool to see my home park (Cedar Point) on the Travel Channel, but they cropped the shit out of this footage and placed different shots of rides sporadically

[@thelockerroomscromper5406]

I live in toledo and as a kid going there was the best

[@cps6290]

lol idk, i honestly have a good eye for that kind of thing. I can even spot out mess ups in movies too. Also, if you watch part 2 where he is trying to get to Wicked Twister and he's like "There's no line, is it broken", he is actually right in front of Millennium Force saying that and not Wicked Twister

[@Jonah192837465]

Does any one notice at 3:47 that's delirium at kings island not max air. You can see dropzone in the backround

[@TheMarsapollo]

That's space spiral which was torn down in 2012.

[@WeHateThePatriots]

Lights Over Mars lol no the multicolor base of the drop tower looks exactly like that. Space Spiral was not that color that's Delirium

[@TheMarsapollo]

I just watched it again you're right, the harness shown at 3:47 is also the wrong color.

[@ethanrobertson670]

I see Invertigo as well

[@squirreltailsoup61]

i find sky hawk relaxing

[@GetDEE]

i love working there

[@fae_online]

I'm going last week of July. Tell me how the Gatekeeper is please!

[@thomaschavers]

I think the fearsome 5 are now Gate Keeper, Magnum, MF, TTD, and Maverick.

[@bryantoliveira2813]

thomaschavers And now Valravn and Steel Vengeance for Fearsome 7 lol

[@aka_bell]

HEY!.... It's the Machine.

[@TheMiiJacob]

3:36 - 3:39 thats the delirium at kings island and you can also see the drop tower

[@DRlFTIN]

What a lucky bastard Bert was, being able to make a living doing this shit.

[@margrettopler4839]

my fav is mullenium force

[@thepoobchannel]

the guy to the left of Bert on Max-Air- :) Bert- Oh my gosh this is really high!!!

[@Serenov.a]

@hannahmarie625 actually wicked twister is a lot of fun and the only reason it might be more "insane" per say becase of the insane g force how the g force goes from negative to positive in less than a second and the take off is pretty insane to.

[@chaossst6386]

Rip wicked twister

[@ToG_7]

"whoa! you wanna hold hands, i dont care!" lmfao

[@ronjaemoo1]

it take me till to see that

[@RealRuler2112]

One hour? Forget it - a single line is going to be much longer than that! =(

[@theoneandonlyrustyshaklefo6256]

RealRuler2112 He probably got to skip, or else it would be impossible.

[@CedarPoint141]

How do you do the fearsome foursome challenge?

[@ryanel181]

Look up "Cedar point fearsome Foursome Challenge"

[@moniquesantistevan5762]

bert wow this is what you do for a living

[@panik17]

powerful bert kreischer!

[@jekimb]

skyhawk isnt that diffrent from extreme swings at valley fair

[@TommyBNSF]

If I were Cedar Point, I'd remove Wicked Twister from the Fearsome Foursome, and put in Mean Streak. That thing will rattle your brains and really make it fearsome.

[@EnyaGamez]

that aged badly... both are gone

[@theaveragebanddude1453]

lol they was cheap back than, at 3:47 is kings island lol

[@christinetheweird6923]

He reminds me of Shay from the shaytards

[@benboyrocks0]

No, that's maXair. The tower is Space Spiral.

[@trevorpearce5717]

Feel the wind, coming past you. OOOOOAAHmygooooooooooooooooooaaaho! they are almost going upside down, bye, goodby goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye!!

[@hannahmarie625]

how is wicked twister more crazy than maverick???

[@WoodlandCrittersyoyo]

after there first coaster in 1892 they didnt transform them self into a thrill ride mecha. that happened 100 years later.

[@systemiKsounds]

POWERFUL BERT KREISCHER

[@101gabed]

Yeah, maverick was opened in 2007 this episode of BTC was filmed in 2010. 3 years after maverick opened, once again, duh.

[@natstewart4841]

Actually dragster is the fourth, Kingda ka is the third, RING RACER is the second, and formula rossa is the 1st.

[@Zeleathos]

haha he should ride the windseeker

[@peteryeung111]

I'm beginning to think this man is an ex-Air Force pilot, and he's acting scared.

[@thomaschavers]

I would have rode Air Max, but rides that spin like that make me extremely sick and I will end up puking. I have to stick to roller coasters and free fall type rides.

[@NewEnglandPatriotsfan]

He said before riding max air that he doesn't like to spin he should ride the carnival ride storm lol. That's faster than gravitron

[@101gabed]

No this was made in 2010, maverick was made in 2007. duh

[@TheMiiJacob]

they should take wicked twister out of the fearsome foursome and put Maverick

[@wflute1999]

Next time you edit in sound effects,make sure its not from rct2

[@bccarl88]

well if he has fast lane passes he can do that challenge TWICE in an hour

[@101gabed]

Same thing.

[@ryvius1]

One of many good things about ohio, few to no natural disasters and being an hour away from cedar point

[@kufijerry]

lmao Ohio sucks dude

[@theoneandonlyrustyshaklefo6256]

John Better than your shithole dude.

[@ChristiannTyler]

They shoulda had him and Ryan Dunn

[@NinjagoGuy416]

1:25 UUUHHH!!!!

[@josh8161]

Bill Bert podcast

[@aidanbehrens6518]

I'd put in Maverick or Raptor.

[@Kingwboxing]

it was canceled

[@cardsrule12]

you know... when Bert was 22 he got involved with the Russian mafia.

[@dylanlesner8313]

burt copped a feel Bill Cosby level.

[@kyleellenbogen8113]

Dyl Les how does someone ride these all in a hour if the wait for one ride can be an hour?!?!!!

[@RedBaronOwnz]

This is literally impossible to do in 1 hour because of the lines

[@thunderstorms2112]

RedBaronOwnz He has a fast pass.

[@KFox210]

fearsome forsome dosent exist because ive done this twice

[@RyanWehr]

M force top thrill Raptor Mavrick. the end.

[@jekimb]

you get to cut the lines dude

[@sirbrutal]

Wicked twister...is gay. Millenium, maverick, top thrill and Raptor. Soon to be Gate Keeper.

[@lilmonsterxx07]

It's actually not the fastest roller coaster anymore...that record goes to Formula Rossa in Abu Dhabi at 150 MPH

[@mckaveney]

use this as the end /watch?v=8PAtFsJY5q0 just watch this you'll love him

[@adamchips2203]

Not too fat bert

[@OmegaPiggy77]

uhhh no one argues maxairs the best ride. millennium force is.

[@shawnjohnson9887]

Max air is disappointing.

[@andyteri777]

Why they put something like that in such a dump like Ohio?

[@theoneandonlyrustyshaklefo6256]

AndyT What’s in your state bitch? Oh right nothing.

[@starrynight70]

go ohio

[@keithdizzal2]

The only good thing in Ohio

[@maxwellmckinley637]

Fuck You.

[@theoneandonlyrustyshaklefo6256]

First, kings Island sucks ass Second, there’s lots of stuff to do in Ohio little bitch.