{YTP} ~ Seeder Point

A nostalgic trip back in time to literally just this last summer when you could actually visit the park.
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[@DaThings]

These old training/promo videos are some of the most fun to edit. I'm excited to put this YTP up alongside Eccentric Severe Tumors, 80s Mercedes, and Pizza Dust (which you can watch here: vimeo.com/476638455 ) This winter's going to be rough on the ol' finances, so if you've got few bucks to spare it'll help keep me stable during the holidays, and keep me doing these videos on a regular basis. ko-fi.com/elliespectacular

[@useless4692]

Always bribe children please remember

[@Rackballington]

80s Mercedes and Severe Eccentric Tumors are unequivocal Hallmarks if YTP standards

[@aarondavis8943]

I've been waiting so long for Manimal to screen on Imax. You've just made my day ❤

[@vellothedreepy5930]

Could you make a YTP from some DnD sessions like Critical role or Dimension 20?

[@davidc573]

You should check out the Jasper Mall documentary. I feel like it is a treasure trove of good poop material.

[@ericbazinga]

"You can emulate Seeder Point, but if you do, my .44 Magnum is inescapable!" -Nintendo

[@Technotoadnotafrog]

Emulate it on (steam powered) Dolphin

[@Imperial8933]

2:53 - 3:02

[@z3iro383]

Time to be scared

[@BinglesP]

I don’t know if “.44 Magnum” is referring to his weapon or his dick, and I’m afraid to ask which

[@Zenlore6499]

“Enormous screen, half the size of a football.” -People when the first TVs were made

[@homomculus]

That's close to two soccer balls!

[@nthgth]

- people today with their phones

[@allimiwaensor4874]

"Water. Earth. Fire, and Air Everything changed when the fire extinguisher attacked" It's so simple. I love it

[@aarondavis8943]

It has all the elements of a good joke.

[@Midee]

I knew it was coming, but I i still lost it there.

[@flingyourself]

That makes way more sense I thought “Earth” was “Birth”

[@Michael_______]

I was waiting for fucking captain planet to show up right there.

[@Imperial8933]

5:14 - 5:22

[@cs188]

That "easy to torrent Seeder Point" joke was so clever that my pants became soaked and I found myself at Sinner Point in an overflowing restroom. Overall, this is amaz- err this is NOT FUNNY.

[@lucaskimber7303]

🤣uhh oops I TOTALLY MEAN😑 pppoker face

[@boid9761]

Be careful. If you torrent Seeder Point, you'll be shot by his inescapable .44 Magnum

[@aarondavis8943]

It's not "Seeder Point joke" funny, that's for sure.

[@thelight3112]

This is serious. Disgusting.

[@vonnie0_0]

Guaranteed to get you off

[@The_Kiosk]

"the real gemini is too scary. Like it was literally built by a demon."

[@caseygibson7266]

"It's easy to to torrent the park, true to it's name. But if you plan on doing it, my .44 magnum is inescapable." I'm absolutely dying

[@todaythebirds]

So so funny in his dry voice... laughed till I cried and rewound four times. It's the good stuff.

[@Karmy.]

Time to be scared

[@bling__brute6048]

*flicks cylinder closed* Time to be scared. Start running. *cocks hammer*

[@henrybenjamin7606]

I guess his .44 magnum really was inescapable then, huh.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

“You’re taken to the top, then hurt” What a fantastic ride.

[@TheMeanMongoose]

Romantic relationships be like

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

@@TheMeanMongoose painfully true

[@theussmirage]

Wooden roller coasters be like

[@sjh3217]

*_Spy Kids 2_** flashbacks*

[@Tirgo69]

There's something so ominous about that

[@JasperRolls]

insulin peninsula is a fantastic bit of sentence mixing

[@UJEvans]

And that's a pretty realistic price on insulin

[@PSImetronomer100]

Clentence mixing?

[@Corkoth55]

Everything changed when the fire extinguisher attacked

[@Karmy.]

360 no scoping fun

[@balrogdahomie]

Also etymologically interesting Insulin got its name because the cells that produce it look like little peninsulas and islands (Islets of Langerhans). The insula hormone peninsula Idk I just found that kind of fun and silly lol

[@incurae8967]

my favorite part of this video is that the announcer himself sounds deeply troubled by the gemini and insists nobody ride it. the junior gemini tho? freakin' sick

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

Like it was built by an actual demon.

[@Jutturna]

he knows from experience what its like to be taken to the top, then hurt

[@Tirgo69]

This is not funny. This is serious.

[@Swordsoulreaver]

@@Tirgo69 Disgusting.

[@e5858]

@@TheGreatsagegoku Like Orby

[@TheInvshika]

“So many children think, but that doesn’t make them people.” That was the first time I’ve laughed out loud in a while. Thanks.

[@DiamondKingStudios]

When you think but you aren't

[@favoritemustard3542]

& so many ppl are children

[@reptile1677]

Its funny because its true

[@LilyKittyFemboySimRacing]

It had my sides in pain XD

[@Imperial8933]

4:11 - 4:14

[@zirchona]

"crowd cheers, but takes it back" is probably my favorite subtitle ever

[@hoppenflop]

"Authorized Bone Choir" Finally... bone removal *with* approval

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

they had a great collab with Bone Thugs-n-Harmony

[@ace-smith]

so i don't have to look up anyone's name and address on the google now? sign me up

[@theWeaverofTales]

"After working a few weeks, you'll receive trauma" yeah that sounds about right

[@sandsalamand3763]

If you've received personal trauma, repair yourself. Never rely upon any adult. Do not talk about it to any friends.

[@rdisherprojectdotcom]

Pretty much what the military told me also

[@daluckyburr]

"So many children think, but this doesn't make them people." 😂

[@mattasticmattattack8546]

Thats deep 😮🤔

[@theWeaverofTales]

abusive parents be like 🙃

[@jrac-gl3ku]

Always Bribe Children Please Remember

[@kadeonines5178]

This is not funny

[@ThePlumAbides]

I can't choose my favorite part! "you're taken to the top, then hurt" "it's easy to torrent the park" "stupid lady" all had me dying 🤣

[@gisopolis77]

true to its name :)

[@BlotRorschach]

"Taken to the top, then hurt" is actually a fair description of Magnum XL-200 or Rougarou.

[@Karmy.]

@@BlotRorschach or the former Mean Streak

[@roseumbra4814]

I think the Stupid Lady was in the original as one of the Don'ts 😭😭

[@Unclipper]

the goddamn "steam powered dolphin" emulator joke was so unexpected

[@fossilfighters101]

it's what's in ohio

[@camwoodstock]

With Dolphin releasing soon on Steam, that joke is also very silly for very different reasons nowadays.

[@DLBBALL]

​@@camwoodstockToo soon...

[@clyax113]

I had to replay the video to see the title again.

[@lakey_wakey]

as someone who works at cedar point and lives near it, this is exactly what working at it feels like on the inside. thank you for capturing that.

[@WaitHowDidIGetHere]

How much do guests typically get in bribes nowadays?

[@theWeaverofTales]

@@WaitHowDidIGetHere guests only get threats ]:< bribes are for kids™

[@CraftsmanOfAwsomenes]

Do you use the appropriate hand signals when dealing with Nazis?

[@DoomKid]

I’m jealous. I want to ride a slide and take an amusing voyage to Ohio!

[@MinkyBoodle44]

I, too, work at Cedar Point, and I can confirm that this is exactly how it feels to work inside the park.

[@nemurenuyorumoonlight8778]

0:20 "It cost $364,000 to visit the Insulin Peninsula for less than 2 seconds". Damn. The Fyre Festival be proud.

[@SangheiliSpecOp]

Lmaooo

[@davidstinger1134]

oof

[@GBart]

Fucking insulin prices in the US...

[@Technotoadnotafrog]

only other time you'll pay that much for insulin is american healthcare

[@twistedyogert]

@@GBart That's why I'm trying to keep my pancreas in good shape.

[@TheHct123]

"It's easy to torrent the park, true to its name" Dathings you've done it again, that was the greatest joke setup in Ohio

[@HS_Gomikubi]

"But if you plan to do it, my .44 magnum is inescapable!"

[@FungusTrooper]

I liked the visual gag of the Steam Powered Dolphin emulator, myself.

[@gabrieleporru4443]

"Join in the fun" "Time to get away" "Join in the fun" "You can _get away"_ "Join in the fun" "Everybody *_get away"_*

[@aarondavis8943]

There's no need to get nasty about it.

[@Karmy.]

This is not funny

[@birberking6999]

'GARAUNTEED TO GET YOU OFF' sounds like a big bell's hells cars line

[@twistedyogert]

"BAD DEALS, CARS THAT BREAK DOWN. THIEVES. IT'S OUR BELIEF THAT YOU'RE SUCH A STUPID MOTHER-F-KR, YOU'LL FALL FOR THIS BULL-💩. *GUARANTEED!*

[@alias588]

When I went to Seeder Point, I was disappointed that this theme park didn't have the Steam Powered Ferrets playing, but I ended up staying anyway for the water entertainment and bribery. My entire family was killed on The Gemini, but luckily I rode the Junior Gemini and escaped with only being turned on. I'll never go back again, 9.6/10

[@leohelen1858]

I am fucking crying

[@moth.monster]

I thought the ABC method for first aid was: A Bone Coming out of the skin is very bad

[@VeneficaDelirium]

That happened to me once.

[@Adam7ep]

Oof I'm sorry to hear that@@VeneficaDelirium

[@thatmadengineer_5552]

**trips off carousel** SAFETY INSTRUCTOR: This is very funny.

[@DougSalad]

"Stupid Lady!"

[@vividandlucid]

All safety instructors are required to be funny, so that they can help customers LoL

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@vividandlucid is your name Jon? Are you you, Jon? Check yourself out!

[@sophiegrey9576]

Only the Avatar, master of all four extinguishers, could stop them.

[@TheGreatsagegoku]

Are you a rad enough park employee to master all 4 safety extinguishers?

[@MollyPowerslide]

But when the world needed them most, they were fired due to not offering enough bribes to customers.

[@Dasvi2018]

"So many children think, but that doesn't make them people" Big insights from Guideline Man (Guideliman)

[@Numberer1]

Beautifeautiful, I can wait to visit the park and get hurt!

[@ihatetrollingGaming]

i feel like every YTP creator has their specific specialty, and yours to me is a mixture of repetition jokes and seamlessly blending words into each other like spoonerisms it makes for a unique experience and i love it

[@ThirdDeadPresident]

This one is a magnum opus but for me Dathings1 has unsurpassed joke construction. The perfect sentence mixing just serves the really brilliant setup and delivery in her humor

[@joannalink6171]

Cern and concourtesy

[@patrickstonecrusher]

I like that she doesn't have to rely on making people say naughty words to bring the funny. Not a lot of people can resist that urge.

[@LilReaper1010]

@@ThirdDeadPresident wow, da things is a girl?! How do u know?

[@MoxieCat]

@@LilReaper1010 Her Twitter, her FAQ, her side channel... it's pretty much all over the place. Although I guess if her YTPs are her only content you see, there's not much to go off of.

[@LizzyRebecca]

As an Ohioan, “the ancestors needed skyline to survive” felt like a personal attack.

[@Actiondanny]

I remember my first full-service corkscrew. Honestly, I had to throw those pants out. There was just no saving them.

[@thethinker5472]

I love the emulation joke and the "My .44 Magnum is inescapable" part that follows, it's just plain genius.

[@StormBurnX]

"from mild to wild" The amount of self control necessary to NOT turn that into "from miim to wioiw" was astonishing

[@noisepuppet]

Holy smokes, I gotta see Manimal on a huge screen half the size of a football

[@aaronsegal6052]

That's close to two soccer fields!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

bananimal...lal

[@twistedyogert]

Soviet TV be like:

[@khakisohn9710]

As an ex cedar point worker, this is entirely true. Especially the "you'll develop trauma," I wish I was joking

[@RileyVoorsanger]

As a resident of Cledo, I can confirm that Seeder Point has all the thrills to soak my pants and that the Gemini is truly a disaster. (Also RIP Disaster Transport and Demon Drop, I was one of the few who liked those rides when they were still around.)

[@100DollarHeadache]

Demon Drop wasn't demolished, but relocated to Dorney Park. Probably my favorite drop tower.

[@Karmy.]

RIP Disaster Transport

[@Pidge287]

disaster transport my beloved

[@VeneficaDelirium]

I like Ohio. I know a lot of people don't but I'd move there. It seems to have a lot to do.

[@kevscott9932]

5:40 “After working a few weeks, you’ll develop trauma” Working in Retail or Fast Food be like:

[@IAm18PercentCarbon]

1:17 "The real Gemini is too scary. Like it was literally built by a demon. The Gemini will really make you feel out of control." ... "But the six-mile-per-hour Junior Gemini is the coolest roller coaster!" My ribs.

[@MrG-zn6gh]

Rollercoaster tycoon be like..

[@juliamavroidi8601]

​@@MrG-zn6ghGemini 1 looks too intense for me...

[@MrTrojis]

I liked when I heard 'liberally' instead like the demon spared no expenses when he was making it 😂

[@GamingClips7]

“So many children think, but this doesn’t make them people.” Amen to that.

[@crunchylettuce5446]

"But if you try to do it, my .44 magnum is i escapable!" Literally shaking and crying rn

[@socio-historian7337]

I'm glad that Seeder Park has so many steam powered animals. Now i can enjoy the steampunk theme in real life at last. Thank you for catering to such a niche group of people like myself :)

[@pocketscarf]

As someone who spent a lot of summers at CP over the years, this was a delight to see get pooped. Although the joke about it being so expensive is a bit too real these days. :( I miss the steam powered dolphins too.

[@Darklingfissure]

This has the makings of a creepypasta tbh. Don't get distracted by Orbee. Do not speak or comment about The Incident. Avoid safety and stay away from the guests; they will be safe, don't think about it.

[@gavinisdie]

Theory: Orbee Created the Gemini

[@darkseraphim6793]

Did "The Incident" involve Orbee?

[@Tirgo69]

"You're taken to the top... then HURT"

[@juliamavroidi8601]

@@gavinisdie Like it was literally built by a demon

[@LeoUchiha812]

Abandoned by Orbee

[@jwanbesande2734]

5:19 This one shot zooming in on the fire extinguisher is one of the funniest parts of the video for me and it's not even one of the jokes

[@dimitripetrograd9808]

"So many children think, but this doesn't make them people" -Safety Man ™️

[@Mucch1424]

The transition from the narrator threatening you to "JOIN IN THE FUN!" at 3:02 is absolute gold.

[@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990]

Riots in a nutshell

[@mads_in_zero]

"It's easy to torrent the park, true to its name!" is such a sublime joke. It takes a half second to register, but by then the video's already launched into the next gag. Absolutely classic stuff.

[@benjaminanderson1014]

I love how confused the music sounds during the sentence mixing

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

that is always something I focus on too, especially during the sped-up and slowed-down bits

[@paradoxequinox4104]

"You're taken to the top, then hurt." I like that it doesn't go into detail. All you know is there's gonna be pain.

[@VeneficaDelirium]

It's all about the anticipation.

[@RyanEdwardsVA]

Holy shit, I can't get over how incredible your scripting and execution is for these videos. I don't know how you come up with so many good jokes out of completely dry training videos, but you've nailed it yet again.

[@aarondavis8943]

Any content with clear annunciation from the 80s is like crack to a YTPer.

[@LadyEmilyPresents]

Finally, the ideal way to watch Manimal

[@Gagaloopony]

I’ve visited Seeder Point on multiple occasions and this is all super accurate. The $364,000 fee was a bit steep, but it was worth it for the 360 no scoping fun. We happily ended up with no shirt or shoes.

[@Jaxymann]

I know right? Where else can you watch steam-powered dolphins, ride rollercoasters literally built by a demon & watch Manimals on IMAX screens half the size of a football? Truly an unparalleled leisure experience!

[@djk1288]

You actually paid the fee? I just emulated it lol. It's so easy to torrent after all.

[@blackvulture6818]

Did it get you off?

[@FlakDraakon]

there were so many jokes that I wasn't prepared for, had me crying the whole time

[@paulnone9984]

"The real gemini is too scary, like it was literally built by a demon." Holy shit, where did you splice the words? That sounds so clean like he really said it, lol.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

"don't think about it"

[@juliamavroidi8601]

someone below mentioned an attraction called "Demon Drop" so that's probably where she got it from

[@dashcamandy2242]

2:53 - "You can emulate Seeder Point." {insert Michael Rosen's lipsmack-NOICE clip here}

[@travisdelee8647]

It's amazing what a deep dark place a YTP can pull a person out of.

[@Father_Teresa]

One of these days I'll learn not to drink coffee during these... That old hotel filled with farts just about got me

[@MPIEMDRailfan4]

1:53 Steam powered giraffe SLAPS! Music to my ears.

[@ajfrommillay3766]

Upon entering the park, many of our guests want to leave the park. We don't want our guests. Remove them as soon as your work is done.

[@lyrmaxlyrics]

Could you come back in a half an hour?

[@blizzardwuffy]

8 seconds in and you've already replaced the word "Cleveland" in my daily vernacular with "Toleveland"/"Cledo" and I live there, congratulations.

[@johnnymitchellcollier]

"Sir, I pulled you over because it appears you have an unauthorized bone choir. I'm gonna have to ask you to step out of your vehicle."

[@awesometwitchy]

This is absolutely perfect! I’ve been on a roller-coaster accident history binge for the past week, especially watching videos from the channel Fascinating Horror, and this YTP is essentially the opposite end of the spectrum made up of shits and giggles. Thank you DaThings for bringing balance to my world.

[@dunbrine47]

Oh noes, a Fascinating Horror YTP.

[@Wheelman2004]

@@dunbrine47 Holy shit this would be so morbid and yet so amazing

[@dunbrine47]

@@Wheelman2004 Beverley Hills Sus Club.

[@TypicalToyReviews]

"but if you do, my 44 Magnum is inescapable" bruh

[@orrenlane]

1:10 that "freakin' sick" sentence mix got me

[@blivveries]

I don't know why this stands out to me, but the text on the General Guidelines slide looks so legitimate in terms of visual quality. I wouldn't be able to tell it from the real thing.

[@gnostechnician]

The steam-powered gag had me going to begin with, but the Steam-Powered Dolphin 5.0 really had me laughing. Great stuff.

[@seahorsemafia]

Living near Detroit, the Insulin Peninsula was always the place to go when I was a kid!! I always loved how the employees stayed away from me no matter how injured I was, except when they were threatening me. Ellie this is one of your best!

[@zawarudo855]

0:54 "Time to rub-a-dub my stub!" I died here

[@nersharific813]

The little edit on the “remember” at 4:27 really cracked me up!

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

callback to the Flowolf vid :)

[@aaronsegal6052]

I feel like I always have to watch these twice: Once with captions off so I can get the basic experience, and again with captains on so I can catch jokes I missed the first time

[@spacemanrick2014]

I’m surprised the demon who build the Gemini wasn’t also steam-powered. All the other animals at Feeder Point are steam-powered.

[@patrickstonecrusher]

No. Actual demon.

[@lordofspearton8643]

"Do not be distracted by the orb" *Shows orb* "Do not discuss the incident or make statements to anyone." Damn I didn't know Seeder Point was a cover for the SCP foundation.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Orby is Keter

[@somoneelse3488]

Seeder Containment Point

[@petrouvelteau7564]

"So many children think, but this doesn't make them people." why does that sound so ominous

[@CasualMitosisCollective]

2:23 "[...]take you and Yurf[...]" IT'S YURF!!!

[@enfield_the_enigmatic2989]

Can I just say that that piracy joke was exceptionally clever? Fantastic as always.

[@lonewulv13]

"There will be house keeping duties. These could be as small as wiping DOODY off seats." Gold.

[@ChongoShow]

The Authorized Bone Choir saved my freaking life

[@boredpreston]

My apologies to the employees with housekeeping duty for the Full-service Corkscrew

[@Seydaschu]

I wonder if anybody's ever done a fantasy parody where they have access to 4 elements extinguishers like that!

[@Zuxtron]

Fire extinguisher Water extinguisher: a flamethrower used to evaporate spills Earth extinguisher: a vacuum cleaner that sucks up dirt Air extinguisher: um, it makes stone walls to block wind, I guess?

[@olipolygon]

@@Zuxtron air extinguisher: a room-size vacuum pump to remove air from the room

[@DanielGonzalez-lr6bk]

5:01 legit threw me for a fucking loop and made me convinced I stumbled upon one of those analog horror videos

[@luvhair255]

This had me in stitches from start to finish, as has been tradition with these videos, at this point.

[@Rackballington]

The 'Avatar' intro breakdown was on-POINT and a refreshing bit of lunacy, never trust a fire extinguisher 🧯

[@sarahfinneran7183]

Avatar is not a real anime

[@Imperial8933]

5:14 - 5:22

[@kaylebludd]

Seeing Steam Powered Giraffe on a YTP really caught me off-guard

[@enlongjones2394]

“Steam Powered Giraffe slaps.”

[@governor_explosion]

They show up in her KoTH Poop, too. I’m glad Ellie informed me about their 12 different spinoff bands, btw. Gonna have to listen to Steam-Powered Ferret now.

[@james-michaelrobson287]

You're taken to the top and hurt! Live food! But this doesn't make them people! Always killing it, best ytp creator

[@shiningarmor2838]

It's nice to know that Yurf is still with us.

[@jaybianfilms]

"So many children think, but this doesn't make them people." This is everyone's mom when they bring out the fact that they gave birth, which doesn't make them special because there are over two billion moms that had to give birth to somebody regardless of the quality of their judgement.

[@StopCallingMeShirley1180]

“I brought you into this world, I can take you out of it.” “Tell that to the judge, mom.”

[@Blashbuck]

Dude…just call your mom

[@AzrialAlaria]

It's a sign of those times. Everyone is wearing white scrunched down socks.

[@rocketgeek96]

Okay, I have been rewatching this several times, and I have to say this is one of the funniest YTP's I've seen in a while, it's just about Noisepuppet quality. 9 points out of 10 seeders.

[@nonstopinfinitecringe3340]

Steam-Powered Dolphin Emulator got me rolling. Like dude you have absolutely nailed the art of slipping in puns you weren't expecting

[@edboy8671]

However, our ancestors needed Skyline to survive. Did they? Insulin Peninsula sounds more like Golden Star country to me…

[@beakedmonk3981]

2:41 The Hotel Breakers is a building filled with Old Farts 😂

[@ThemeParkAvenue]

I’m a coaster enthusiast and Cedar Point is my favorite theme park. This is absolutely perfect. You’ve earned my respect.

[@BallinArbiter]

This is a better ad for the park than the actual marketing video

[@jerewii3797]

I never would have expected a major YTP about Cedar Point, this is a pleasant surprise!

[@HauntFreak13]

“So many children think, but this doesn’t make them people.”

[@anniedunlap4449]

I nearly choked on my own spit at “steam powered bird”. You should be proud of yourself.

[@joshbi]

Your ytp's are always amazing, this one had me laughing from the first few seconds xD

[@TheMasterplanter]

Saame. I had to pause twice XD

[@Xatzimi]

Loved the acronym jokes like ABCPR, but I thought TBT was going to make a comeback as CBT!

[@zoes.3957]

that "Everything changed" joke caught me completely off-guard and I lost it 🤣🤣 (especially because my mind was thinking Capt. Planet by that point)

[@jackchisolm6534]

3:18 "delicious gays"

[@Kanvereb]

1:43 so that's like winning 1 fan per year? I wouldn't call that winning