Bertcast # 300 - Tim Dillon & ME

My Special "Secret Time" will be available on Netflix August 24th!
I sit down with comedian Tim Dillon and we talk about Alex Jones, Nanette, My safety valet story, Tim's Netflix episode, and much more!
Check out Tim Dillon on Netflix's "The Comedy Lineup" episode 8.
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[@Kowalaman72]

I'm on a Tim Dillon rabbit hole and love it

[@Vub.]

Me aswell, this dude is gold!

[@jdcoughlin]

Yea yea yea

[@SkoolNerds]

ditto- new favorite

[@ndr523]

Same

[@vinnavarre4147]

🤚🏽

[@seanbean4682]

Tim Dillon is casually hilarious, and a fantastic longform guest because he's willing to go down any rabbit hole in a conversation while still being able to seamlessly change the subject.

[@nmeyers92]

Spot on! And look how much he has grown and how many fans he’s gained. I’ve also been a fan for years and he sooo deserves where he is at and going at the moment. Unique, smart, talented, can riff off anything, and add in that dark humor and it’s perfection.

[@jsinclair7055]

@@nmeyers92 he absolutely deserves it, I’m so happy for him

[@kevinkev417]

Here’s the thing, Tim Dillon is funny

[@bubz4196]

cut it out!

[@curbmuncher]

Yaaaas queen!!!

[@curbmuncher]

Bert thinks he's a good comedienne. He is.

[@hlinville6034]

yes.. or yes

[@Betaclash]

I would pay WAY too much money to be on that guided tour through New York with Tim

[@justinthomas2334]

Somebody somewhere has a video of this. We just need to dig.

[@Flacooutdoors]

You gotta get the guest a better chair bro

[@11chavez83]

Bert looks so comfortable and shit on his couch at his crib with a pillow and shit and his guest just got a random ass chair😭😭😭

[@andrewforce6516]

Let's be honest. No chair will make Tim Dillon less fat.

[@HauntedHarmonics]

@@andrewforce6516 Idk man that couch is doing wonders for Burnt

[@rworded]

🎶Curb Your Enthusiasm🎶

[@patrickwillingham8153]

Better than the chairs in the lesbian air bnb

[@MadMotoInc]

Anyone else watching after he was on Rogan?

[@1bossplaya8444]

Yessir

[@cultivateknowledge9384]

Me, he was also on Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli was real good

[@zwhittier81]

@@cultivateknowledge9384 YEP

[@elevatednorthglass]

His episode of the honeydew is great too.

[@allfalledout8686]

glad to see people beginning to notice Tim, he is a cool guy

[@Williamtipq]

This guy is hilarious and really good at communicating, and explaining things in a way that anyone could understand.

What did he actually explain though?

[@leanintoit1131]

Winning a national debate tournament is the best base for podcasting

[@justinthomas2334]

He used to sell sub prime mortgages to poor people.

[@connorjackson2973]

His podcast is the goat.

[@joeleonard9965]

@@justinthomas2334 It's hard to fault him when he was also a poor, alcoholic cocaine addict who even conned himself, on top of not even being successful at selling mortgages because he started right before the crash.

[@cartoonsandcereal3413]

Man, he's making his rounds on the podcast circuits and killing it.

[@Linkitivity1170]

Bert: "I dont talk about chicks" Also Bert: "Tomi Lahren is so hot, Chelsea Handler is so sexy"

[@charlesrestuccia3669]

He said he doesn't talk about fucking chicks not he doesn't talk about chicks

[@leefromcupertino9754]

Also Bert: I slept on how hot Indian women are....Indian women are hot AF

[@thargro13]

"because they're not dogs" hahaha, I snorted like an idiot.

[@ElSpeck0o0]

"It's Trump's America.. you're a banana now"

[@Rocco_loco]

"I'm a plantain" must the funniest thing out there

[@fives.]

I love the seamless intelligence and engagement that Tim gets out of Bert, like he knows he's having a deep sociological discussion with Van Wilder and he's there for fucking all of it

[@wadeshanklin2651]

Bert: "the person listening to this is a welder" Me: *stops arc, flips up hood* Bert: "no no he's from Houston" Me: "son of a bitch" *flips down hood, strikes another arc*

[@elektrotehnik94]

This is immersion

[@stan8541]

Tim Dillon is funny as fuck and his podcast with Ray Kump is hilarious.

[@mikeblackwell3445]

I think Bert let Tim talk more than any other guest he’s ever had on

[@joshlockie9285]

Tim’s past year has been pure fire

[@doubleuponbob3397]

So is my asshole after Taco Bell

[@patrickwillingham8153]

This is the best Bertcast, yes or yes???

[@sayithowitis3172]

Who’s here in April 2021? So fun to go back and see how now Tim went from having a Russian roommate, who might or might not know Bert from his college trip, before the pandemic. To renting a huge house in Austin and is now one of the top comedians in the game. Just goes to show how some thrive during chaos while others crumble cause they can’t adapt. Also right before Berts special drops. Which was great btw.

[@sumoblues]

june 2022. brent actually lets tim talk. hilarious.

[@caroline2978]

I would lose it if I was next to a crying banana who said, through tears, "I'm a plantain"

[@The1diesel1]

Shoutout to Bert for having Tim on before the big Rogan/LA surge

[@URAWESOME94]

I come back to this now and again. This is the episode I discovered Tim Dillon. What a damn gem. Hard to believe it was already so long ago.

[@doubleuponbob3397]

1:31:21 - 1:33:30 I have never heard that point before, but it makes perfect sense. Tim Dillon is a sage.

[@lancegoodthrust546]

What Tim is saying in that time stamp you posted, is nothing new. But there's a generational thing going on here. Tim is just 5 years younger than me. And I can remember a time as a kid when divorce was known but not a lifestyle. Basically, a lot of younger people today have been raised in a single-parent home and never knew what it was like to have both mom and dad around. Important building blocks to a personality.

[@yeahbuddyshea]

Tim Dillon is a treat on any podcast he is on, keep up the great work Bert!

[@dcityallstar]

First time hearing of Tim Dillon, will follow from now on.

[@King_Bored]

Tim is dope. Try to catch him in a comedy club near you.

[@jankinflames]

or one of the many podcasts hosted by comedians that he often frequent as a guest.

[@philiprowney]

Same, 1:02:00 - 'Trump weaponised social media' really got my attention.

[@jeffysoule2076]

He was on Rogan the other day and it was the first time I had heard of him. I paused the podcast to find/fillow him on every platform I use. Very cool dude!

[@kyleallen1858]

@Bushwick Bill nah

[@briansavage932]

Tim Dillon deserves a 500k subscriber podcast. I love listening to his banter.

[@kevinblue1976]

4 years later and he did it

[@unit3edkarnage]

I’m a welder I work 2nd shift and I love the bertcast!! I can’t get enough of open tabs I was really missing it for the last 2 weeks keep them coming bert

[@cameronhopewell641]

Nothing like a long thick chunk of slag that peels itself for you, mmmmmmm

[@IMCABLETV]

I love welding with the bertcast playing in my headphones

[@thejamboy3556]

Awesome guest on any podcast

[@ellerees586]

You're not a rule follower. You like power. You like to have the power in every situation. I do too.

[@ethansleeper6952]

Elle Rees oh shit

[@captainfalcon8615]

If it says Tim Dillon on it I'm watching it. Even if it's by someone one one hundredth of a percent as funny as he is

[@TipsyFGC]

Lol and you’re a comedic genius I’m assuming? Especially since your account is a fictional video game character I’m sure you just drip originality

[@nicholaswhitehead3437]

@@TipsyFGC Put the torch and pitchfork down, I think he/she just meant they would watch a podcast they wouldn't normally watch if Tim was the guest.

[@beauhalliday9496]

@@nicholaswhitehead3437 how dare you assume he's a he or she she could be a x y z

[@yumpie100]

“she went hiking” lol

[@tennisobsessed25]

I would have told the guy, "stop it".lmaooo

[@touchmycamerathroughthefence]

Wow two years old, can’t believe I haven’t seen this yet. Brent Kersher and Tom Delonge have great chemistry

[@theflowerhead]

The laughs tim gets are so pure.

[@strza7512]

Best podcaster of all time, Tim Dillon - "ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the......"

[@TheArmchairPriest]

Damn why have we never had tim dillon and eddie bravo in the same room?? If joe wont make it happen then mabe BERT can

[@brandonbombay6338]

Really enjoyed this one - love when you talk "inside baseball" of comedy with fellow comedians

[@nofunconcertforthebirds3768]

I’m sure you don’t give a shit but yeah your right the inside stuff is interesting

[@briankiernan7501]

1:37:00 Just leaving this comment here for myself really because I come back to Tims Ireland rant frequently.

[@PeterParker-cs8qx]

Best Tim Dillon interview ever!

[@hubrisnxs2013]

It's really good. The Yannis podcast where he talked about subprime, though... It's good for early Tim

[@anthonycontreras5003]

seems appropriate that when i spill my beer on my keyboard is during Bert's podcast.

[@IMCABLETV]

I almost lost it when Bert said his audience is basically just welders/ other workers as I sit in front of my welder listening to this podcast

[@willswan7714]

I turned on my radio last night while I was going to bed and sure enough there is Alex Jones talking about the vaccines going down the rabbit holes of conservative conspiracies. The theories are absolutely crazy but it’s so incredibly entertaining, couldn’t turn it off because he’s a real show. The guy is compelling for purely entertainment purposes. I know he’s out of his mind but it’s fun to listen to.

[@brandoncausey645]

I'm here February 2021 because I can't think of any other Tim Dillon things I haven't seen except this LOL

[@thearm-chaircornerman4101]

I love Bert when he’s laughing. And I like Tim on a couch laying back shouting about things that make him angry😂😂 This serious Bert a bit of a let down🤷🏻‍♂️

[@judahcobb]

true

[@thearm-chaircornerman4101]

But I love Burt when he’s happy…… ?😂🤷🏻‍♂️

[@alfred44]

Great one Bert!! Tim is super intelligent and interesting

[@jsupernova6536]

10 comics living in a house together!! 😂😂 I would pay to watch that

[@petroniaskho]

That would be a scary reality show

[@trous]

tim is so funny - great guest bert!

[@erinm9913]

Love Tim. He's funny, simple, smart, and doesnt try too hard....like Bert

[@Esotericdactyl]

weird to see before the blow up

[@thechronic11]

You have to grow as a comedian!- Bert Kreischer who takes his shirt off at every show

[@chickenfishhybrid44]

"This is a genocide burrito" lmao!

[@tylerthompson5530]

Tim Dillon is taking over

[@shantavetyan4053]

LOL “it may be time to go.” I fucking lost it. Pay attention to Tim’s story at 18:20.

[@c0Ld]

It was definitely Clinton Portus

[@chmick50]

His own podcast is exceptional. Tim delivers every time

[@adamwhite2247]

Mr. Hypocrite and Tim Dillon make great conversationalist.

[@professionaltobogganist8448]

i couldn't say it better "alex jones is the most entertaining dude in the world" lol. he's been hilarious on rogan

[@professionaltobogganist8448]

@ meh, alex does say some true stuff, he's ambitious lol. i forget the context of dillon saying that.

[@sealevelbear]

I love Tim, so funny. I find myself looking for any video or podcast he has been on, I scour the internet....... always worth it.

[@truerambler]

Bert is still better looking! Deep diving and loving it

[@daddygarhart6900]

So glad Timmy D gave Bruce krashtnerfgh some exposure.

[@jagggd]

Ah yes the pre-politics bert. Those were the days...

[@Lumpy777]

Tim dillion is great! Good job bert.

[@ayyywerelisteninghere1022]

Timdogg bringing the fire

[@GrandSpiral]

I woulda told the guy Stop IT! lol

[@fishgangstaytps2691]

1:40:32 Bert: I'm such an idiot... Tim: Yeah.

[@Brrendo]

How does this not have millions of views ?!?!?! Stop sleepin on Timmy

[@businessbuilder92]

Timbuktu was definitely a real place lmaooo

[@futzimcflipp9503]

Great guy and regularly the best part of ykwd.

[@septiclol8103]

“Bert” I curse in front of my kids I drink in front of my kids hey I like a little chaos sometimes.” “Tim” But hey your not parking in that spot. This shit has me dying Tim is low key so funny.

[@madelinem1578]

Septic u did the quotations wrong lmaaao

[@septiclol8103]

@@madelinem1578 tru but u got the point so thats all that matters

[@andrews8464]

Shoutout to my homie Tim Dillon new world mortgage in the hizzy....

[@alwaysbebookedcruisepodcas1247]

now we just need a staten island copy sales guy to show up

[@hubrisnxs2013]

Tell us more about him at New World mortgage please!

[@peanutgallery7753]

"It's a puerto rican, a jew, and another jew ... who is jay." hahahaha

[@RaccoonWheaties]

Here's the thing. Nanette Edit: BOOM - Im my first thumbs up

[@CPAJayhawk]

Love listening to pre Covid stuff

[@danrichards7502]

Tim Dillion is the fucking man! He is soooo funny every time he is on Legion of Skanks

[@spits61494]

What if Tim Dillon did a show on a buss tour bus

[@nicka2005]

Burt you’re not keeping it very high and tight you need to give the great Tim Dillon more time to speak.

[@sumoblues]

brent chrysler’s the only one who can talk over anyone tim included.

[@bayareamasto]

Bert is way too comfortable showing off those ham hawk feet of his.

[@BooTomatoTomato]

A ham hawk would be a delicious bird.

[@eemoogee160]

Love the podcast! Do wish I didn't see so many plastic bottles every time I watched one (pretty much all podcasts, not picking on this one). ㅜㅜ How convenient do things need to be that you can't filter tap water?

[@jimromesadouche183]

"Cause they're not dogs"

[@jakehall6211]

What's the time stamp

[@lookbeforeitstoolate]

great podcast. tims thebest.. berts pretty cool too :)

[@emmetLshavinski]

I've been waiting for Tim to come on here, I'm really excited to hear this

[@hx5061]

1:19:54 is why I listen to Tim's Patreon/KZbin for 6 hours a day sometimes. My speculation is that he's not afraid to peel the layers back where bert is so layered due to his addictions. His addiction to drinking is to escape his fear of facing the haunting objective reality that Tim so comedically conquers. Sobriety can be a high when dissecting truths in the political sociological landscapes through raw sober eyes and the fire of a sober soul seeking purpose or any hint of explanation. I'm with torch-on-the-porch Santino in that there comes a time to graduate drugs and become an adult (paraphrase from a Theo ep). I only bring this up because people need to understand how great life can be without drugs and how misery is unavoidable but you can speculate how that misery feels and objectively feel it.. taking the power away from the feeling. If we could all look at the world this way maybe we could make it better.

[@hx5061]

I realize my comment is kind of gay and also that Bert is a person too. I just wish some people could do better and I wish that line I highlighted above didn't just blow over Bert's head the way it did. I know it's complicated but maybe if we all do better there won't BE kids in cages.

[@peanutgallery7753]

Lay off the coke buddy.

[@TipsyFGC]

Biden is president. Still kids in cages.

[@hubrisnxs2013]

Dude, it's not gay unless gay is supposed to be awesome or right. Of course, I'm sober too and love life too, with kinda high standards, so....

[@caseyjones2859]

58 Hannah Gatsby fans....currently

[@kinggordon8762]

Most conservatives stood up for James Gunn. The ones that didn't, they got tired of the left bashing them with these tactics and decided to use them against them for once. Cancel culture is 90/10 liberal/conservative

[@wheresallthezombies]

tim dillon is only 33? he needs to take better care of himself. holy shit.

[@CSDonohue11]

wheresallthezombies real talk. No 1 would ever believe I’m older than him and by hlf a decade.

[@11chavez83]

He looks young?? Lol

[@taylorduncan5703]

He’s Irish. Give him a break

[@bjburk]

Hey Bert, thank you man!

[@doubleuponbob3397]

He's the MACHINE!!!

[@DweeD1516]

Only Bert would have the virgin mary and jesus christ right in front of his giant jars of various candies.

[@williamsutherland1175]

TIM, WHERE ARE MY GEMS?

[@depmaudoofal74]

GREAT PODCAST!!

[@JustinPayton]

He could play Chris Farley in a biopic

[@philiprowney]

The American 'Dream' starts with the first lie! "Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door! The Statue of Liberty-Ellis Island Foundation, Inc."

[@imsturmy]

Pay no mind to that lame statue, its not only French and it's not even gold

[@ryantoms6876]

holy shit this guy can talk. Tim dillon 2024

[@zackriederer4243]

You sure that’s not because of the Colts Bert? Lmao

[@mika309]

...booze.

[@srgirishinvader]

1:37:00

[@jakehall6211]

Thank you so fucking much, been trying to find that fucking big for the last ten minutes

[@blazedandconfused477]

Danny Tamberelli is the most adorable guest LoS ever had on.

[@drdeadbeat1604]

How on earth did Tim survive the cringe of that school carpark story

[@King_Bored]

Great podcast. I discovered Tim Dillon when my buddy opened for him in San Antonio. Go watch him in your town!

[@wardwyatt9364]

“I thought Indianapolis was in Baltimore...” classic.

[@jontnoneya3404]

Great fucking pod cast Bert!!

[@sealevelbear]

Tim Dillon: “I would have told the guy, ‘Stop It!’” 😂

[@whoryno]

RookerRoo343P Burnt didn’t even react to that. Let me down lol