Bertcast # 533 - Ryan Sickler & ME

Today, I sit down with comedian, Ryan Sickler. We get high and talk about our first time getting stoned, The Osbournes, the Northridge earthquake, getting involved with a kingpin, being a twin and much more!
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[@abigailreyes3170]

Damn Bert... Sickler has been trying to get his story out for over 40 minutes now. Ryan is so gracious and patient. He even tried to cut his story short and immediately got cut off again for a half thought. This was kind of frustrating to watch but Ryan is such a great story teller that I stayed watching for him.

[@lightinthedark33]

Yeah man, Bert is insufferable

[@inkonpaperhero]

If you don't want to watch Bert cut off his guest to tell the same 5 stories over and over for hundreds of episodes then you don't like Bertcast

[@EdgarAllenBrody]

I had the same thoughts. I can usually put up with bert interrupting but I couldn't this time had to turn it off.

[@Im.a.cat.]

I sincerely can't think of Bert interrupting anyone else as much as he did Sickler in this.

[@TheStatechamp2010]

Did the weed make him ADHD? He was all over the place. Sickler-“My friend died from smoking weed” Bert- “Dude what’s the name of the flashlight on my…. Dude this is the best pen I’ve ever used”

[@brantbelanger152]

Love you both and Sickler on every pod but the amount of interruption from bert on this one is frustrating

[@samis.y9059]

The scary and sad part is that THIS IS bert trying to listen lol

[@sritaw]

VERY frustrating, indeed smh

[@MaliceDawgz]

@Carl shut up chump

[@coreystone5370]

@@user-jm5mf5pu4j so dont reply and just watch

[@RebekahDunne]

Jesus Bert. Just ONE of Ryan's stories. Hope Ryan finishes them on the Honeydew

[@stevenjulia4730]

I came to say the same thing! It is who Bert is... lol

[@forecheckbackcheckpaycheck]

It's up there with Virzi trying to get a word in with Burr on their podcast, it's so exhausting to listen too

[@VagrantRealEstate]

Ryan's quiet "James Brown is 5'6.." as Tom hung up 💀

[@ryang1689]

Hah glad I wasn’t the only one to catch that

[@YCWideawakeFinest252]

Classic😅

[@mattmcgovern2961]

Caught that too loved it

[@puhpuhpickle5851]

The best!

[@Eli-zj7ff]

James brown was…6’3”….on his moms shoulders

[@christinechin1909]

Ryan - “I can’t smell since Covid” Bert - “I smell horrific.” 😆

[@FragranceEuphoria]

well he does take pool 'showers' lol

[@je__.]

😂😂😂

[@lacefacethegreat]

Ryan Sickler is the sunshine we all need in our lives. 💚

[@toohamm6809]

Such a dumb comment. I know I'm a negative Nelly here but ridiculous

[@christinechin1909]

His laughter is contagious!

[@nickbotic]

@@toohamm6809 Why is it ridiculous? He's a positive person who has likely brightened the days of many people. Which part of the comment are you crying about?

[@MikeYTS]

Yes and Bert is a dark cloud ruining the damn picnic.

[@ReptilianXHologram]

What color panties you got on, Lacy?

[@jiffy1313]

I understood about half of this podcast. The other half Bert was busy stepping on Ryan's stories and jokes.

[@93theproducer47]

@Carl why you replying to every comment with the same shit bro 😂 the feedback might be what Bert needs to see to push him in the direction of becoming a better podcast host.

[@MalorieMelts]

Poor Ryan is just trying to finish ONE thought

[@bogie3462]

Hes got a joint he's chilling

[@eileeneslick2415]

BERT.....LET RYAN FINISH A STORY!!!

[@tanyadouglas5241]

OMG I was about to say the same thing! The producer needs to hit him with a Nerf gun when he does that shit! It's Ridiculous & he's lost tons of viewers b/c of it 🙄

[@cloudlifesmiley]

He tries but I just don't think it is physically possible for Bert lol

[@Tha1leeG]

Not gonna happen….. obviously Berts aware of it and he’s, he’s trying though - 😂

[@swiftvixxen]

So annoying

[@brianyazzie4538]

Right....

[@dancolwell6287]

Sicklers trying to tell a story about having a gun pulled on him and Bert stops him to talk about what fruit he likes

[@sporkspeak]

Bart needs a guest/friend like Ryan. Someone who will never be able to finish a thought or story, who rolls with it all and continuously gets them back on track

[@prettyboycat8278]

Yeah, it’s called 2 Bears 1 Cave

[@mitchpaul8485]

Lol Ryan is a guest slash friend 🤣 😂 😄

[@sporkspeak]

@@prettyboycat8278 touché

[@sporkspeak]

@@mitchpaul8485 I never claimed to be the brightest bulb in the box

[@ENigma-um8zw]

There’s only one Ryan there’s at least three or four Tom’s though! That’s a psychosis joke

[@GooDLeaF6]

They need to add Sickler and make it 3 bears 1 cave.

[@bokchoyboy3341]

Wouldn’t be able to add much if he gets interrupted every time he uses his voice

[@TheUltimateGC]

@Carl you literally commented this on everyone's post. You're either Bert in disguise or have way too much time on your hands.

[@adude4139]

2 Bears 1 Sicklecell

[@coolarrowsstudiollc8885]

So Bert can just keep talking over 2 people?

[@alexhugg]

“I’ve been sober for so long” You know he means 2 days sober 😂

[@augustburnsred786]

He said 12 days 🤣🤣🤣 which for him is so long I guess.

[@fffraaankkk]

There's no way it's been that long but he's ready for a treat.

[@dionperez4218]

Stop cutting off the man lol.. Ryan’s got gems! Lol

[@tanyadouglas5241]

OMG BERT I CANT EVEN MAKE IT AN HOUR! THANKS FOR RUINING THIS FOR ME! WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO IT 😩😩😩

[@scottobrien1289]

Bert is a straight up addict in denial 🤣

[@mcant17]

Imagine having one of the most gifted story telling comedians of this era on your podcast, and then interrupting him, stepping all over him, the entire fucking time. I just wanted to hear about his cousin who was allergic to weed Jesus Christ brett. The sad thing is, burnt thinks that HE is the gifted storyteller, which couldn’t be further from the truth.

[@Sandow.]

If you want to hear the full story uninterrupted, Ryan told it on the Crabfeast years ago. I think it was actually on their first official episode with Jay Mohr 👍

[@nickg1743]

True, and he's not even ignorant of it, nevermind these comments people have told him, so rude, at least the guests get paid I guess

[@StanleyKubick1]

Give Bert a break. If he shuts up for more than 15 seconds, his alcoholic brain starts screaming for booze

[@18Callahan]

Bert constantly interrupting Ryan is ridiculous.

[@88thecloser]

Are you new to Bert? That's his thing.

[@Im.a.cat.]

This is next level interrupting even for B Krystal

[@nickg1743]

👍

[@christianharrington7241]

Yo this Carl guy is gatekeeping Bert's rude habit in every single comment thread 🤣🤣🤣 wtf

[@tl1772]

Lol and they both lean on that fake laugh too much

[@Nickychopz]

Sickler is God' gift to man. The man is a saint for staying in the pocket with Bert, he always has the best stories, and the dude is so down to Earth

[@inkonpaperhero]

"I'm not taking you to the hospital. You're gonna take this shit. You're gonna bleed out, over there, and you're gonna take it." lmao amazing how fast he went from call 911 to absolutely no medical help as soon as he woke up.

[@760viater]

Sickler always makes me cry laughing. Got to meet him at his show in La Jolla and he is the nicest fucking person.

[@swingamiss729]

He seems like a 100% genuine dude! It’s tough to find these days!

[@criggie13]

Bert tries to ruin every podcast he has by not shutting the fuck up and he even tells you he will..Much love to Sickler...25 stories at one time .mushrooms,weed,flashlights,Israelis,pinkfloyd,Calimist..etc..A.d.d.

[@Im.a.cat.]

when Ryan audibly mutters "alright" after Brunt's 13th steamroll-and-ignore-whatever-you're-saying maneuver

[@andreanadammaschke4681]

Freakin Bert, let Ryan finish his story lol

[@andreanadammaschke4681]

@Carl it was a LOL comment ..calm down Carl

[@mikedestefano9445]

Bert is just incapable of letting someone talk with out interrupting constantly 🤣

[@mikedestefano9445]

@Carl Someone’s triggered.

[@DGrapes]

@@mikedestefano9445 I was thinking the same thing. He's on every comment saying don't watch. Lmao

[@TheBvisual81]

“WS” on Bert’s hat stands for “wait stop” so he can foreshadow his constant interruptions

[@andohish27]

Ryan's signature is his awesome storytelling and it's completely shattered in this episode lol

[@prestonhartley2861]

33:49 Ryan: "I love you...James Brown is 5'6"" 🤣🤣 legend

[@kaseybkr4257]

What’s the backstory on that? I feel like I’ve missed a great story there

[@prestonhartley2861]

@@kaseybkr4257 kzbin.info/www/bejne/iHOUXmmoedh2d9E It's a 9 year old joke between Ryan and Tom, the video is in the link

[@keenpin23]

@@kaseybkr4257 like 9 or 10 years ago Sickler and Segura did a skit called 9 inches you can find it on KZbin

[@puhpuhpickle5851]

It's on Ryan Sickler's KZbin channel.

[@MrBuketman]

Sickler’s pod Honey Dew is great. He always brings out interesting stories from people, and ALWAYS has a fun story of his own. He’s hilarious and down to Earth. No he didn’t tell me to say this. Cheers!

[@erikatempleton7837]

when Ryan said pterodactyl I lost it bc he’s high af , I’m high af and I heard pterodactyl too 😂

[@brianjohnson5699]

Ryan will start a story Bert trails it off for 12 minutes and Ryan picks right back up basically to the syllable where he left off. It’s like a super power!

[@JA-ur8cx]

A true professional

[@jdzerr2821]

Bert’s the friend you don’t offer weed to

[@FDEE30]

Imagine coke

[@vincentthetexan]

"You shot a pterodactyl?!?!" so disappointed we didn't get Burt's infamous screech. Sickler made up for it haha!

[@elagace03]

You really can’t be annoyed by Ryan’s laugh because it’s just so unique. The first time I heard him laugh, I thought, I’m gonna hate this guy, but absolutely not Ryan is genuine and funny af.

[@TeaSea-]

Perfect 2 Bears, just Bret interrupting every time stickler opens his mouth. I felt bad, I'm 42 mins in and all he's done is talk over him

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

Bert's brain is legitimately like my dog's in a new park.

[@gymbabe222]

BERT SHUT UP. He interrupts and then can't even finish a thought. Ryan is one of the best story tellers of our time and bert is such a narcissist he wont let him finish a sentence before he starts a story about himself.

[@royeaston6067]

Let bert be who he is you dont have to watch yo

[@gymbabe222]

@@royeaston6067 there is a difference in being funny like Bert normally is and being a rude podcast host …. He was the latter with sickler unfortunately

[@alec6948]

The one Bertcast I'll ever watch the whole way through.

[@kathleenchapman3890]

Nice to see Bart is really stepping up his fashion game!...then does an ad for dress shirts. Ryan's at #3...God, I love you Ryan!!

[@benische]

Smoking a joint with Ryan would be one of the greatest experiences ever

[@santadog9]

If you have a medical cannabis card from your state, and travel to Hawaii, you can get a temp medical card in Hawaii. I've done it twice. The temp card is good for 3 months.

[@dakotadad8835]

Sickler is such a good story teller, Love these guys. Good thing he’s such a patient guy people upset Bert interrupts but everyone knows in advance he does and so does Ryan I doubt it bothers him

[@dponce1990]

Ryan Sickler is legit one of the funniest people out there...

[@helpis0ntheway]

Sickler brings out the best in everyone!!

[@nickg1743]

I guess Bert's best isn't great then

[@afooza3581]

Ryan is such a trooper lmao he just lights up a joint and goes with the flow🤣 “oh your going to cut me off the whole time? Sweet. I get to just sit here and smoke your joints”🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrYodeezy]

The two wildest laughs ever. On one podcast. Damn.

[@henrygarcia828]

Ryan said on Tommy's pod that if Nap time had a face it would be his. Brent's look is what a Hangover looks like.

[@turkdiamond]

3:39... my absolute favorite strain. That high is the best I’ve ever felt.

[@hoop416]

The fact that Ryan brought up Randy Rhoads who was my very first guitar inspiration made my day!!! Great episode!!

[@kevinsmith-ii2zb]

Guess I’ll just keep listening to the honeydew to hear Ryan finish a story 😂

[@jennstrait3563]

Man I have such a crush on Ryan, to bad Bert won't let him finish a story 🤣

[@dustinharvey5393]

Ryan: "I wanna tell you a story about this and that" Bert: "Well get in line!"

[@B_Reeling]

“Give me a pen” “I’m not going to interrupt” 😂😂

[@Carl_2112]

Sickler is the best! He needs to be on Fully Loaded next year.

[@gregoryhines7]

So many stories I'll never hear the end of because of Adult ADD.

[@omar0398lopez]

Lmao!!

[@itsmegilbo]

All these people that are banging on about Bert not letting Ryan finish a story, when the podcast is called BERTcast and the title is Ryan Sickler and ME! I loved the pod, bloody ripper you two! 💪

[@JayBry1989]

Sickler: don't let me forget to tell you this story that made me scared of mushrooms for a while Bart: Tell it now! Bart the proceeds to talk over the story 😂🤦‍♂️

[@chasesnoochieboochies408]

Two legendary people sickler just steady smoking a joint the whole time so casual

[@airgunsandsuch9139]

No worries with the ad's. They are 60, 90, or 135 seconds. Fast forward is great.

[@SprMario]

Oh shit! Back from holidays, and come to find the two best laughs in podcasting? This'll definitely make my Friday!

[@chrisknoblauch270]

"Well that's nice" after bert interrupts the story for the 11teenth time.

[@bayleiweed75]

Just a warning ⚠️ if you try to keep up with Ryan’s smoking make sure your schedule is cleared for the day

[@michaeledward2518]

i love how bert says oh tell the story now and then he never lets him tell it LOL ....... love from hamilton ontario canada

[@erikatempleton7837]

My dad lives in the holler. From East Tennessee. Drive out there everyday. We always said “one way in one way out” is the holler

[@mindsurfer101101]

I'm from north Florida and died when Ryan brought up chester drawers.😅🤣🤣

[@bigbubbano23]

Sickler is a national treasure that needs to be found by the masses

[@theslayzinn]

This one starts out with a fat joint of some Durban gotta love it! Smoking along with y'all

[@Yes_that1]

“What’s sober?” most said phrase by guest of Bert

[@stuhiggins6065]

Ryan Sickler is a worldwide gem. I want his laugh as a text tone

[@crista3543]

“Let me write this down because I do not want to interrupt”

[@seth6200]

I always thought it’d be fun to be friends with Bert but god damn man you don’t let anyone talk I would flip out and yell at you Bert after awhile for the constant interruptions

[@ryanschild68]

He said what if thats the solution just say it out loud, I took a sip of beer and said to myself out loud I'm gonna win the lottery. 🤣🤣🤣

[@dustinharvey5393]

It's gotta be so infuriating trying to have a conversation with Bert

[@pauli7457]

"I never even stalked anybody" Um, Bart, you're not supposed to...

[@WalkwithMe777]

At 33.46 he's said James brown is 5'6 I nearly died 😂😂😂

[@suezeeeeee]

Loooove his spirit and laugh!! Also, seeing him smoking 🚬 joints like a cigarette was wild.

[@poikusa0207]

went from ive been sober for 13 days to hitting the blunt and following it up with ooooo i can take a zanax tonight! holy cow.

[@connordakan8773]

10 minutes in and I'm already sore in the face, love you guys!

[@kylefrederick207]

Sicklers the man!

[@croz711]

For future reference, don't ever post online if someone in your group has a concealed carry and especially don't post WHERE they conceal it on their person. That's presents all kinds of ugly situations that could be avoided if the CONCEALED carry remains concealed.

[@silver03ga]

My last senior year of college?? 😂😂 13:40

[@joshtolbert3561]

Bert interrupts more than Brendan. And kingpins don’t owe people money and they have no issue paying 1000 dollars to someone lol.

[@SourceSigorb]

Lol, durban poison is not an appetite suppressant. It is one of the only true landrace sativa strains. Meaning that most everything else called "sativa" is some kind of hybrid in reality, but not DP.

[@jameskumpf]

If you’re into landrace strains, check out Mandala seeds

[@lynnketch1997]

Is sooo excited to see you come to Vancouver Island

[@clamsoup]

"SMOKE ALL OF THEM RYAN!" Bert's strategy to preoccupy his guest so he has some room to interrupt. I'd like you all to have Mike Rowe on your podcasts and tell him your people would like him to be president.

[@nicklott6165]

Bert saying blue dream is his favorite strain is the most bert thing ever

[@troymackie9363]

Hey man thank you for being kind when I met you in Pinellas park last week you made my entire year from just saying what's up man 🙏☺️ God bless brother

[@westonbfeatherin8741]

Sickle Cell is my absolute favorite person in podcasting.

[@rxflyfishing1316]

Man. The tangents never end. It’s gotten way worse. Shoutout to Sickler

[@williammartin4368]

A holler is a holler cause you can holler down to the neighbors down the holler lol 😂

[@toryfortin9749]

Weed got me off percocets about 10 years ago. Smoke every day but haven't touched an opiate since.

[@stephenmellentine]

Ryan has the best laugh.

[@ryanselvey5623]

This is no shade on Burt, but ive never been a huge fan respectfully. No distaste, just not my style, on the other hand I love me some Sickler. So I watched my first episode of Burt's show because Sick was there. And I thought hey maybe this will change my mind on Burt and getting to know him and his show. I can honestly say this was rough, he Wouldn't let one of the greatest storytellers in the game get one story out. This was maddening to watch.

[@NickDiazofNauts]

The two best laughs in comedy!!

[@Arcturuseyes]

Two great storytellers. I love watching you guys.

[@ML-kx9gz]

could you imagine how EXHAUSTING it would be to work with this person on any level?

[@Yankeehorseman]

Love Ryan. Just a straight up dude...

[@ryanwills8524]

“Who wants fruit when you can get fries?” - Bert Kreischer

[@vHighSamurai]

One of the greatest story tellers of our generation and all Bert does is tell stories about himself🤣

[@renmo6061]

Bert talking into his phone- just saying names-to get the good ju-ju!!!😂

[@66Sixxy]

Bert, when you said Johnny Dare, my mouth dropped open. KC girl right here. Johnny is legit 1 of the best DJs in the country.