Bertcast # 534 - Tim Dillon & ME

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Bert Kreischer

Bert Kreischer

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@joshwhomusic
@joshwhomusic 2 жыл бұрын
"Sometimes what people like is what other people dislike" - Tim I wish more people could think like this
@brandonklosterman2978
@brandonklosterman2978 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's like not everyone has the same preferences. Crazy
@dilloncrain9111
@dilloncrain9111 2 жыл бұрын
It's crazy, it's like not everyone was raised the same way or taught the same values!
@John-su6ct
@John-su6ct Жыл бұрын
That’s what I say to myself every time I think about how bad I can’t stand Bert
@MattWakim
@MattWakim 2 жыл бұрын
The most impressive thing about this podcast is that Bert actually let Tim finish a story a couple times
@codyhutcheson536
@codyhutcheson536 2 жыл бұрын
Yes lol interrupting is so cringe on podcast if they do it to much i instant leave. But Bert isn’t that bad. I’ve listened to other cast where it’s almost embarrassing it’s so bad.
@micahned
@micahned 2 жыл бұрын
New video, same old comment
@MommaLousKitchen
@MommaLousKitchen 2 жыл бұрын
Tims assertive in the best way.
@ProudFilthyCasual
@ProudFilthyCasual 2 жыл бұрын
Tim will talk right through you.
@MisterK-YT
@MisterK-YT 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t noticed him let him finish
@JayDeeezy
@JayDeeezy 2 жыл бұрын
Tim looks like he’s about to sell me a boat but throw the jetski and trailer in as a combo!
@conspiracycrack
@conspiracycrack 2 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@Larl-earsen
@Larl-earsen 2 жыл бұрын
that boat market. it's a real knife fight out there
@bztrd80
@bztrd80 2 жыл бұрын
Fuck. This one is funny!
@txivneebswafflesandshroom
@txivneebswafflesandshroom 2 жыл бұрын
Lol
@kimr2352
@kimr2352 2 жыл бұрын
And an 8ball
@goku9851
@goku9851 2 жыл бұрын
Tim’s the only person that could talk over Bert trying to interrupt him 👏👏👏
@katdog9786
@katdog9786 2 жыл бұрын
Two of the biggest Pros. I could listen for days.
@spartymatt9627
@spartymatt9627 2 жыл бұрын
So glad someone finally had the stubbornness and ego big enough to not put up with it and just keep going, I love it
@zacbonamassa7222
@zacbonamassa7222 2 жыл бұрын
I only agree cause this the first pod Bert didn’t interrupt not one time
@Bhungofsac
@Bhungofsac 2 жыл бұрын
Then you should really see Bert on Poopies podcast, Bert finally understood how Tom feels
@Backcountrybear
@Backcountrybear 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is probably on Xan
@mrsmash99
@mrsmash99 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is so wise, he's telling Bert Kreischer how amazing his 50's will be as a 37 year old.
@sallysue8176
@sallysue8176 2 жыл бұрын
Tim might not even make 50.
@Brandon-mx3zx
@Brandon-mx3zx 2 жыл бұрын
so glad to hear Burt say that Rogan is notorious for not getting jokes.
@ryanp6999
@ryanp6999 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, he's absolutely right. Joe misses jokes and also tends to look WAY too far into some things.
@dragonsneedtobereal
@dragonsneedtobereal 2 жыл бұрын
totally. despite all of his success, I just don't think he's that funny at all. whether it's stand up or "guy in a room with friends" conversations, nothing he says is that witty or funny.
@JayMac
@JayMac 2 жыл бұрын
He always says it. The example he uses the most is the Shane one because it was so beautifully cringey 😆
@topchoicerollzroyce1181
@topchoicerollzroyce1181 2 жыл бұрын
Joseph Rogan has the ability to stfu and listen most of the time and he keeps an open mind that's why he's successfully.
@imnotbenavery9220
@imnotbenavery9220 2 жыл бұрын
Huge joe fan but the comic episodes have gotten tough, they used to be the best episodes. Save our parks is fun. He is always good for a “you should name your next special” joke per episode.
@cptcrunchybunchy
@cptcrunchybunchy 2 жыл бұрын
Timmy looking like he’s straight out of Rocko’s Modern Life.. in the big city 🏙
@internet_
@internet_ 2 жыл бұрын
life in the big city mon
@irvintheliger3091
@irvintheliger3091 2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣💯
@jujubean1185
@jujubean1185 2 жыл бұрын
I had the exact same shirt in 1997, with my ninja turtle underwear...fucking radical man
@BlazRa
@BlazRa 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't Rocco have a cow best friend?
@freemancrosby1261
@freemancrosby1261 2 жыл бұрын
I love Tim too much to make the heffer joke.
@AyyMacPattyWak
@AyyMacPattyWak 2 жыл бұрын
Everyone thinks that Rogan rant is so crazy, but it’s just a normal Saturday on Tims podcast 😂
@Feroal2
@Feroal2 2 жыл бұрын
very true
@peter_schomus
@peter_schomus 2 жыл бұрын
Right. There are so many more rants on old pods. Like every episode before covid was an amazing rant masterpiece.
@CanadianHunter69
@CanadianHunter69 2 жыл бұрын
Summer in the USA, Cum Pig, or when Ben didn't get the Ukrainians...so many good ones
@justinland1208
@justinland1208 2 жыл бұрын
@@CanadianHunter69 And my personal favorite. Tim ranting about the animals he calls his family.
@Shank3639
@Shank3639 2 жыл бұрын
@@Feroal2 0p0 p 00⁰0qqppp0⁰9
@shmegma4371
@shmegma4371 2 жыл бұрын
Once in awhile, bert figures out how to get me to watch his podcast.
@justinland1208
@justinland1208 2 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha. Exactly the same.
@MalorieMelts
@MalorieMelts 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit yes lol
@seattletyler
@seattletyler 2 жыл бұрын
just sub to tim. problem solved
@zacharyvandyke1717
@zacharyvandyke1717 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah lol
@Dogecoin831
@Dogecoin831 2 жыл бұрын
1st time listening to Bert or whatever his name is
@lazy-gyal0077
@lazy-gyal0077 2 жыл бұрын
I heard Tim and became a big fan immediately when I was 16 too. It was during covid and listening to Tim was the only thing that made me laugh.
@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059
@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 2 жыл бұрын
I am 16 and I'm a fan.
@ryanh1275
@ryanh1275 2 жыл бұрын
glad to see two of the healthiest podcasters finally getting together to discuss their lifestyles and pour that information on us
@earningattorney9887
@earningattorney9887 2 жыл бұрын
I lost 20 lbs watching this podcast. #ThanksTimBrrt
@ryanh1275
@ryanh1275 2 жыл бұрын
@@earningattorney9887 😂😂
@kimr2352
@kimr2352 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@billymac5481
@billymac5481 2 жыл бұрын
Wrong pod for that
@ryanh1275
@ryanh1275 2 жыл бұрын
@@billymac5481 wrong, perfect pod for that
@HarmlessComment
@HarmlessComment 2 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate Tim's charity work and helping out these smaller comedians by being on their podcast ❤
@caspercapitolcyoung1551
@caspercapitolcyoung1551 2 жыл бұрын
I LUV UR SMILE... ITS EVIL;)
@HeyitsGabeagain
@HeyitsGabeagain 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillion And Theo Von are the only ones that broke out of that Joe Rohan Shell of comedians.
@MediaArtsandGTerado
@MediaArtsandGTerado 2 жыл бұрын
Like many of you, I am only here only for Tim, a true hero.
@atjudahcast8126
@atjudahcast8126 2 жыл бұрын
Most underrated comment here.
@hunterkil1er342
@hunterkil1er342 2 жыл бұрын
Facts
@chickanan1
@chickanan1 2 жыл бұрын
True story.
@BlackJim
@BlackJim 2 жыл бұрын
speaking the truth brother
@chanic4621
@chanic4621 2 жыл бұрын
Yep
@stelthface
@stelthface 2 жыл бұрын
It legit seems like Bart is cutting back his heavy drinking. He is less red in the face, much more coherent, even listening to complete sentences from his guests. Tremendous.
@kingdom764
@kingdom764 2 жыл бұрын
he wasn't on tour when he filmed this. I think Bert does well when he's at home.
@FADI_TINY
@FADI_TINY 2 жыл бұрын
The home ivs are his best friend. He does a lot of them a week!
@datpatriotsfan
@datpatriotsfan 2 жыл бұрын
I hope your right but I think he just felt like he had to impress Tim because he called him a beach retard😂
@AgendaInMind
@AgendaInMind 2 жыл бұрын
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@2akeit3asy70
@2akeit3asy70 2 жыл бұрын
You tremendously stole Joeys Diaz favorite word .
@outcrowd.3738
@outcrowd.3738 2 жыл бұрын
All my brain can focus on is Tim saying “yeah” and “right” 11,000 times during this pod.
@RockyMountainResale
@RockyMountainResale 2 жыл бұрын
lmao yep.. same.
@lockebrady8005
@lockebrady8005 2 жыл бұрын
Well… what else can you say when the host is rambling?
@Juskle7
@Juskle7 2 жыл бұрын
yeah, yeah, yeah!
@sarahmedouni8844
@sarahmedouni8844 2 жыл бұрын
i hate when i see comments like this, now i'll focus on it each time
@adblack88
@adblack88 2 жыл бұрын
Bobby Lee would've said it 111,000 times
@DarkEden888
@DarkEden888 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is not only hilarious but his thoughts on life and our nation are spot on
@hedera_helix
@hedera_helix 2 жыл бұрын
@Drew Crump you okay? If you're having a bad day I hope it gets better :)
@billyboshanski2540
@billyboshanski2540 2 жыл бұрын
@@hedera_helix You okay? Every time you encounter sarcasm, doesn't always mean the person is struggling in life, you know? I really hope you can just smile next time and move on. Deep breathing helps. Good luck my friend, and be well. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@digitalsalsas
@digitalsalsas 2 жыл бұрын
@@hedera_helix it’s hot out there make sure you drink enough water. happy labor day
@topchoicerollzroyce1181
@topchoicerollzroyce1181 2 жыл бұрын
Drew boom roasted Amanda and then billy took care of Hannah well played boys...well played
@lewisblank9475
@lewisblank9475 2 жыл бұрын
@Drew Crump life in the big city
@TheJugga21
@TheJugga21 2 жыл бұрын
I stand with you on the intro for Tim. He consistently makes me laugh more than any podcaster, and thats a bold statement
@timmayer8041
@timmayer8041 2 жыл бұрын
I would LOVE to see a movie with Bert playing himself, accidentally wandering into the Capital on Jan 6, that would be amazing
@Nocturn4lAnim4L
@Nocturn4lAnim4L 2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit I’m dying, 😂😂😂 that would be amazing.
@ggallinvevo84
@ggallinvevo84 2 жыл бұрын
Tim trying to get Bert’s daughter to be a real estate agent is hilarious to me.
@charliemarx6537
@charliemarx6537 Жыл бұрын
Sprite
@nintezzz
@nintezzz 2 жыл бұрын
This is hands down the beat podcast episode on the internet! The discussion with the daughter is specifically just an amazing funny heartfelt moment
@johnmcu8656
@johnmcu8656 2 жыл бұрын
Just looking at the thumbnail MADE MY DAY even BEFORE listening to a second of it!!! Made me have something to look forward to.. and we all need that in our daily lived, God Bless you guys !!
@JTBCP
@JTBCP 2 жыл бұрын
Same!
@sergiootero5904
@sergiootero5904 2 жыл бұрын
Don't give up friend.
@qwertybrat23
@qwertybrat23 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is so affable and broad minded it is an apsolute joy. So much respect both of you, from Serbia with love
@keepgrindingup7661
@keepgrindingup7661 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is absolutely spectacular on ANY Podcast and just as good live stand up. Can't wait to hear this Bertcast
@ficklepickle6290
@ficklepickle6290 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon really is by far my absolute favorite podcaster right now. I literally have never rewatched episodes so much and still laugh so hard knowing what’s coming
@dalefirebirdd
@dalefirebirdd 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is a national treasure appreciate him while he's here people
@dancehallvibes42
@dancehallvibes42 2 жыл бұрын
Bert needs a line of cocktail mixers. I’ll have a “Machine and Tequila” or “Red Kool Aid and Vodka” or “uh hundred percent and Jack”
@DTTWOPP
@DTTWOPP 2 жыл бұрын
He should also have “shut the fuckup and let the guest speak” the rarest of cocktails
@davidmiller2947
@davidmiller2947 2 жыл бұрын
That’s a great idea 🤣
@nathanmiller9918
@nathanmiller9918 2 жыл бұрын
Got any of that "dog f'er?"
@nathanmiller9918
@nathanmiller9918 2 жыл бұрын
"Pool shower" and gin
@jacktumey1810
@jacktumey1810 2 жыл бұрын
A Tito’s nightmeer with a twist. 😂
@kingmagnusmusic
@kingmagnusmusic 2 жыл бұрын
I met a guy… he told me his job is he provides drugs for The Rolling Stones…
@MultiBluedog123
@MultiBluedog123 2 жыл бұрын
And then I played him satisfaction and he liked it
@zachpuller
@zachpuller 2 жыл бұрын
so he's a drug dealer, but, you never know!
@kingmagnusmusic
@kingmagnusmusic 2 жыл бұрын
@@MultiBluedog123 yes!
@seanoreilly1832
@seanoreilly1832 2 жыл бұрын
Congratulations to everyone involved in this thread 👏 🙌
@teaser874
@teaser874 2 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Dillon so much that I'll actually sit through 2 hours of Bert
@ElChuntyCabra
@ElChuntyCabra 2 жыл бұрын
Lol i'm powering through Bert's fake laugh squeals
@breal9435
@breal9435 2 жыл бұрын
No kidding, this is rough. Sounds like he has spent too much time in California
@cheerscheers9819
@cheerscheers9819 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is an underrated comedian. He’s so smooth at making a conversation hilarious! I appreciate the way he views the world.
@ramondimas1252
@ramondimas1252 2 жыл бұрын
@@ElChuntyCabra dude I say this all the time. That laugh is so damn fake.
@SoyelYorch_
@SoyelYorch_ 2 жыл бұрын
@@ramondimas1252 like the smallest hammering in my brain, every single time, yuc
@jeremiaha5167
@jeremiaha5167 2 жыл бұрын
1:18:00 One of the most wholesome podcast moments. The way Tim said "Oh, You're in the sweetest of the spots." was magical.
@raygrg34
@raygrg34 2 жыл бұрын
How can one man bring so much joy to our lives lol Everything out of his mouth is so unbelievably funny and he says it all with a straight face. Tim is a gem in this present time and should be treasured
@michaelhubbard5013
@michaelhubbard5013 2 жыл бұрын
Bert's Young Hitler premise is the funniest thing ever, and the stupid timeline shit is perfect.
@ZiggaRats
@ZiggaRats 2 жыл бұрын
that was the funniest part, he has no idea when WW2 happenned
@nooneyouknow699
@nooneyouknow699 2 жыл бұрын
@@ZiggaRats the premise wasn't killing WW2 Hitler. But young Hitler so that's why he said those years
@chagual4877
@chagual4877 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Bert was pitching the Terminator movie but we are on the side of Skynet.
@familychiken
@familychiken 2 жыл бұрын
it would be an awesome comedy show he needs to find someone to make it
@Alderak1
@Alderak1 2 жыл бұрын
@Christian Toth The fact that he has such a coherent “dream” makes me think the same thing.
@milosv4142
@milosv4142 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon talking to Ila and Georgia about their future careers would be the podcast.
@gnauben
@gnauben 2 жыл бұрын
100%
@teelorp8306
@teelorp8306 2 жыл бұрын
They are way to sheltered for that
@myztik5716
@myztik5716 2 жыл бұрын
Did you watch the episode? 30 second silences and 'I don't know'
@leftysouthpawofdetttth7340
@leftysouthpawofdetttth7340 2 жыл бұрын
Sell em fckin mortgages!!!
@LazarusSlade
@LazarusSlade 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I don't think there's going to be any careers coming their way. Papa Bert better leave them a huge nest egg!!!!
@ThievNWalrus
@ThievNWalrus 2 жыл бұрын
They are 100% spot on about the 90's. I miss those days.
@Wanasabi1
@Wanasabi1 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing Bert actually have a conversation without it being 99% about him is pretty refreshing.
@FrizzleMcDizzle
@FrizzleMcDizzle 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that nobody is jumping to fund Tim's movie is mind blowing
@theorangegoodness
@theorangegoodness 2 жыл бұрын
We’re musicians and we use this podcast and many other comedic podcasts as inspiration to build our artistry and music business! Bert, Tim and 200 other comedians have guided us with truth , candor and humor through covid. Comedians are the pioneers and biggest instigators of truth justice and change. I can’t imagine life without comedians! Thank you! 🙏🍊⚡️🎸
@hellridersofcalgary
@hellridersofcalgary 2 жыл бұрын
Sort of hilarious to see the expert way Tim manages to keep Bert on track and confident
@joshuaashley188
@joshuaashley188 2 жыл бұрын
Tim’s rants on JRE. Sooo good. Joe set you up well. I watched it twice. Thanks brothers. How y’all dig into the industry and culture here is so refreshing. This one was so good. Thanks so much for all the laughs. All the prospectives. Much love brothers. 🤙🏼✌🏻
@dannyk1289
@dannyk1289 2 жыл бұрын
“Because they lost 80% of their stock value” what a beautiful and hilarious fact
@mbj920
@mbj920 Жыл бұрын
51:19 lmaooo such a subtle line by Tim but knocked me out
@youtubecommenter6864
@youtubecommenter6864 2 жыл бұрын
Good to see Tim giving some love to smaller podcasters. Less popular ones too
@stubstunner
@stubstunner 2 жыл бұрын
Fatter podcasts as well.
@camiloalonso3709
@camiloalonso3709 2 жыл бұрын
@@stubstunner lmaooo
@gorgejung307
@gorgejung307 2 жыл бұрын
Tim’s special on Netflix is straight up doh doo doo. Guys doing trump impression for 45 min. It’s embarrassing
@kbargos
@kbargos 2 жыл бұрын
YES OR YES?
@stubstunner
@stubstunner 2 жыл бұрын
@@gorgejung307 someone is a closeted homosexual who hates fake business.
@meancurlydude
@meancurlydude 2 жыл бұрын
I love Tim’s modern take on Citizen Kane, not remembering love through memories but finding riches through memories
@Feroal2
@Feroal2 2 жыл бұрын
hahaha true!
@MeganFarrell
@MeganFarrell 2 жыл бұрын
His daughter is so sweet. She looks just like her mom thank god 😆
@nellaboy3760
@nellaboy3760 2 жыл бұрын
Yoo I discovered Tim Dillion maybe like a year ago and I been going down a rabbit hole since and bro special is funny AF Tim for god sakes we need another special ASAP man
@JayMac
@JayMac 2 жыл бұрын
Brent is having the other mic purposely turned down so it’s easier to talk over them 🤣
@2feettotheground
@2feettotheground 2 жыл бұрын
Brent Faiyaz?
@Chris-ro7mn
@Chris-ro7mn 2 жыл бұрын
LeeAnn? Is that you?
@Isvvx
@Isvvx 2 жыл бұрын
@@2feettotheground Burnt Frencfries
@dentonvisual
@dentonvisual 2 жыл бұрын
Who's randy?
@Chris-ro7mn
@Chris-ro7mn 2 жыл бұрын
@@dentonvisual Bikes!
@MoodyCleric
@MoodyCleric 2 жыл бұрын
I like hearing about how to make it in the comedy biz. Comedian podcasts are the best. Jus like how hot sauce is the best
@justinrensel8518
@justinrensel8518 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks mommy
@MattWakim
@MattWakim 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing this made my morning
@ccloud1496
@ccloud1496 2 жыл бұрын
YES ME TOO
@Aussiematee
@Aussiematee 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so happy rn
@shamusosullivan5650
@shamusosullivan5650 2 жыл бұрын
My morning was made seeing this.
@richardrallo6605
@richardrallo6605 2 жыл бұрын
@@shamusosullivan5650 derr!!
@0finale
@0finale 2 жыл бұрын
Very cute seeing Georgia on the show. The stage fright was palpable I loved watching it.
@soicybunny
@soicybunny 2 жыл бұрын
timmy d is definitely my favorite comedian and podcaster. crazy to see all of these appearances and also many on his own show, not used to it. he’s been underrated for way too long
@marveledfranker4124
@marveledfranker4124 2 жыл бұрын
Bert should have an interview show with a cardboard cutout of his guest. That way he won't have to bother with interrupting them every other sentence and he can just go on and on about what he thinks.
@zonty2362
@zonty2362 2 жыл бұрын
that's caled the joe rogan effect
@EveryOtherWeekendRVA
@EveryOtherWeekendRVA 2 жыл бұрын
You think if another 40,000 people post this same comment he might take notice?
@Mister_Merzen
@Mister_Merzen 2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Troy-Monroe
@Troy-Monroe 2 жыл бұрын
He really wasn’t that bad this episode
@bdubs3695
@bdubs3695 2 жыл бұрын
This is usually a good take, but on this episode it doesn't really apply . Bert looked and acted better than he has in a long time
@domingochavez2552
@domingochavez2552 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait to hear Tim Dillon patiently waiting for his turn to speak while we once again recount some of Bert's travel channel stories and humblebragging 😂
@DakotaisBeast295101
@DakotaisBeast295101 2 жыл бұрын
Funniest part is when Tim gets him bragging and Brent admits to having money instead of pretending to be poor
@bmrepass
@bmrepass 2 жыл бұрын
He's tuned in tho and more focused, lately. He's looking healthier and if he can catch a funny meme or national joke, or something he's gonna blow the roof off□■□》
@bdubs3695
@bdubs3695 2 жыл бұрын
He wasn't as bad at all this time . Looks like he's more aware and cognitive than he has been in a long time. Perhaps changing his life around
@michaelscott4893
@michaelscott4893 2 жыл бұрын
Bert is that you? Are these Bert bots?
@gw9189
@gw9189 2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@thedonofthsht76-58
@thedonofthsht76-58 2 жыл бұрын
Tim looking like uncle Joey from Full House. "Cut it out" hahaha
@viperkn8176
@viperkn8176 2 жыл бұрын
1:13:48 kind of wild and touching to see someone like Tim getting genuinely choked up if even for a brief moment
@sweethands4328
@sweethands4328 2 жыл бұрын
I will listen to any podcast Tim is a guest on. He is funny, interesting, and has a great pace and flow to his conversations.
@hoIl0w
@hoIl0w 2 жыл бұрын
Loved seeing some respect being put on and shown on the Cumtown name. I could watch Tim’s special 1000x it’s hilariously fudgepacked with jokes the whole time. 10/10 Mulldog Pound.
@Paulyb7
@Paulyb7 2 жыл бұрын
Nicky Billionaire
@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059
@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059 2 жыл бұрын
bullish on Cool Adam 📈📈📈
@supremebuffalo6322
@supremebuffalo6322 2 жыл бұрын
Tim saying "its my brand" on the topic of his rants about the decline of America is hilariously self aware hahahaha he's gonna end up so incredibly famous, you can tell he's a great in the making.
@Guy.1991
@Guy.1991 2 жыл бұрын
I can picture Ben in the background sitting behind Tim laughing and covering his face and adjusting his glasses and pulling his hat over his eyes trying to avoid looking a any camera in the room.
@henrymacleod2006
@henrymacleod2006 2 жыл бұрын
"If you edit that out, send that to me for my podcast." Tim is the once and future king, sent to lead us all 👑
@jasonnappier6118
@jasonnappier6118 2 жыл бұрын
One of your best interviews Bert. You actually waited for questions to be answered. Bravo
@johanvanderpants9363
@johanvanderpants9363 2 жыл бұрын
Tim came in looking like he's getting to reshoot the Chris Farley Schlitz Gay SNL sketch. Spitting image.
@marcosgarcia25
@marcosgarcia25 2 жыл бұрын
Oh shit 😂
@TPilly
@TPilly 2 жыл бұрын
“Living on a floor” throws me way back to ykwd pods with tim 7 years ago he’d say it constantly
@afooza3581
@afooza3581 2 жыл бұрын
How many favorites and “one of the best”s can he have🤣🤣🤣🤣
@the1mexicant
@the1mexicant 2 жыл бұрын
He said the singer from LFO was the realest artist he’s heard 🤣🤣🤣
@shellybelly2075
@shellybelly2075 2 жыл бұрын
I'm part of these population that found out about you guys on Netflix... then we moved on to watching you guys podcasts and It has widen my comedy palate. Hopefully, soon see you live. Thank you.
@jslay239
@jslay239 Жыл бұрын
Crazy how cum town was so big that even the biggest comedian in the country talks about it on his podcast
@portlandsamber
@portlandsamber 2 жыл бұрын
"Adult field trip" as opposed to "Vacation" really hits.
@taybaebae14498
@taybaebae14498 2 жыл бұрын
Tim getting emotional over a Panera card he gifted to his father is a beautiful thing
@oak8891
@oak8891 2 жыл бұрын
when did this happen?
@taybaebae14498
@taybaebae14498 2 жыл бұрын
@@oak8891 1:13:50
@alexanderkvitrovn9828
@alexanderkvitrovn9828 2 жыл бұрын
And Bert laughed in his face the whole time so tim had to turn it on his mom. Bert should be homeless
@jimbo5071
@jimbo5071 2 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderkvitrovn9828 if u beleive that was an emotional moment for tim that burt ruined you should replace Tim's mom in the mental institution
@Manwhoreieo
@Manwhoreieo 2 жыл бұрын
So good..
@jordytheknifemaker
@jordytheknifemaker 2 жыл бұрын
Here for Tim. Heard Bert say it’s hard for him to listen to Alex Jones. I wonder if Bert knows it’s hard to listen to him…
@skidvicious584
@skidvicious584 2 жыл бұрын
I always make a joke that somebody at Chipotle pretty soon is gonna turn to their manager and say "listen I have to take off tomorrow, I'm nominated for an Acadamy Award" and their manager's gonna go "okay but you gotta come in Friday" and they're like "yeah, I know" and their manager's like "but good for you, man".
@ChristopherSibert
@ChristopherSibert Жыл бұрын
Standup comedy and touring these days is like rock bands touring in the 1970's, you could see all your favorite bands at least once a year in a nearby city, it's the same with comedians now, I can't believe how often I can see my favorite comedians without having to go to Los Angeles or New York. We're in a golden age of standup comedy, and we won't realize it until it's over.
@adambrommel7028
@adambrommel7028 2 жыл бұрын
Conspiracy Ice Cream needed at least another 10 minutes. Fucking brilliant 😂
@chrisbuck5562
@chrisbuck5562 2 жыл бұрын
You’re in luck.. Conspiracy Farms Ice Cream kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIXUe4ymZrOJjKc
@jamesking1482
@jamesking1482 2 жыл бұрын
he goes into it heavy in his patreon , dunno which ep, but one of the ones with kump
@rh6696
@rh6696 2 жыл бұрын
No one's going to talk about Tim's bar tab story being the exact same scene from Dumb and Dumber?
@CSestp
@CSestp 2 жыл бұрын
You don't understand storytelling do you? "Don't let the truth stand in the way of a good story.". Tim is the embodiment of this, let's say Tim is entirely full of shit, not gay, every story is stolen. He still understands that the story/joke/whatever, as long as it's told in a good way everyone willingly buys it.
@rh6696
@rh6696 2 жыл бұрын
@@CSestp it’s a bit different when that’s an infamous scene from an infamous comedy movie bro. For example Theo tells absurd stories, most of which are probably untrue or exaggerated, but they’re not easily recognizable from a famous movie. I’m not hating on Tim, I love him that’s the only reason I watched this. Bert is an unfunny delusional Jew with an obnoxious laugh and gross demeanor. I just found it off that he told this story and didn’t mention “…. Just like in dumb and dumber” and make a joke “that’s where dumb and dumber got the idea from” etc because it’s blatant.
@CSestp
@CSestp 2 жыл бұрын
@@rh6696 I guess.
@aaronalbertson8670
@aaronalbertson8670 2 жыл бұрын
Tims movie idea is honestly a better premise than most of the comedy movies in the last decade lol
@bztrd80
@bztrd80 2 жыл бұрын
Tim being a salesman while doing jokes and having a thoughtful conversation is a DNA that must be cryogenically preserved.
@mattoneill9723
@mattoneill9723 2 жыл бұрын
Something about when Bert says a word with 2 oo's together, the way he say tattoo and just now @ 1:32:33 when he said racoon...lol!!
@nathanmohr9633
@nathanmohr9633 2 жыл бұрын
I love when people who have never worked think quiet quitting is a new thing, as if all beat down workers haven’t been quiet quitting forever
@jma1460
@jma1460 2 жыл бұрын
the whole concept of "quiet quitting" being new is hilarious
@dameongeppetto
@dameongeppetto 2 жыл бұрын
When someone says "quiet quitting" you need to correct them and say "you mean acting your wage?"
@rome1201
@rome1201 2 жыл бұрын
I see it already. Tommy Boy 2. Featuring Tim Dillon and David Spade.
@thomasverdon2578
@thomasverdon2578 2 жыл бұрын
Just keep an eye on your daughter when Brendan Schaub is texting her Bert
@LANCEtheBOIL
@LANCEtheBOIL 2 жыл бұрын
Captian Brown Star is such a scuz bucket
@blahblahblahblahblah6053
@blahblahblahblahblah6053 2 жыл бұрын
I hope Bert reads this at 19:42 when you talk about doing it yourself, turning a movie with an ad reads, Wayne's World baby.
@kelty2424
@kelty2424 2 жыл бұрын
Terrific episode, thank yous alls involved. There's a handful of you that have created such a nurturing and comfortable space for all us fans, thank you. 💜 fromKansas
@cyberneticthezero
@cyberneticthezero 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon really did Burt Krunchner a solid here getting the big dog in the little dogs podcast Tim’s the man for doing Burt a favor here.
@aodigital9421
@aodigital9421 2 жыл бұрын
It's not even funny because its totally true.
@aquario6944
@aquario6944 2 жыл бұрын
Tim is a generous god king ask ben.
@joebelz793
@joebelz793 2 жыл бұрын
Tim.....the moment u said I wish ace ventura would come back.....thank u for saying it bc this is how it feel everyday. Hope the silly comes back
@Sck519
@Sck519 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon's next special needs to be called "The Point is This!"
@nintezzz
@nintezzz 2 жыл бұрын
Finally an open minded intelligent conversation that pivots away from the boring side picking of the pathetic culture wars. And instead tries to have a speculative, almost anthropological discussion about where this crazy world is headed to culturally. Sorely lacking on the internet i have barely seen this level of debate on youtube. and the fact thats its loose and funny makes it all the better. Comedians are fast becoming the philosophers of our time :)
@twisted_tony
@twisted_tony 2 жыл бұрын
Awesome to see Bertus Interuptus host the second best living comic and the best living philosopher for our time. (MHO of course.) Sincere thank you Bert!
@HZFilmz
@HZFilmz 2 жыл бұрын
Tim’s face when bens asked if he likes being famous is like an abusive mother looking at her kid being asked what the bruise is
@MrJdy18
@MrJdy18 2 жыл бұрын
Best comment haha I’m dying😂😂
@Sam-um9nu
@Sam-um9nu 2 жыл бұрын
plus about a million dollars
@tri3947
@tri3947 2 жыл бұрын
Yaaaaaasssss 👏 I love me some Tim Dillon!
@ryanp6999
@ryanp6999 2 жыл бұрын
Not to be creepy, but its good to Tim growing on the lady crowd. Welcome to the dark side.
@WF_Sephos
@WF_Sephos 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Bert, I saw you at the Honolulu airport just now and in my Drunken state all I could say was "hey I know you" (pretty embrrassed about that) sorry for that. Huge fan, thanks for all the laughs and good times.
@deaderthendead041
@deaderthendead041 8 ай бұрын
It's like when they figured out how to put peanut butter and chocolate together, That's exactly what this podcast is.😊
@jacksamuelson2267
@jacksamuelson2267 2 жыл бұрын
Tim Dillon is a great storyteller. Makes his comedy super put together and funny along the way.
@BeStupidWithIntent
@BeStupidWithIntent 2 жыл бұрын
That “nice pen” compliment seemed like it really meant a lot to Tim lmfao
@scienceisfun5989
@scienceisfun5989 2 жыл бұрын
Bert saying he is sober for ten days = “I just drank last night”
@debbieskrletts725
@debbieskrletts725 2 жыл бұрын
I know. He says that all the time. Hes a jerk
@AdamBMusic-vz4ee
@AdamBMusic-vz4ee 2 жыл бұрын
Brent: "Harambe, Epstein, Zuckerberg stuff" Tim: "yeah..."
@BlueEffigy
@BlueEffigy 2 жыл бұрын
i love how in the title me is in all caps lol
@Eric-ww6wi
@Eric-ww6wi 2 жыл бұрын
I love Tim Dillon even more as of today. He remains terribly underrated.
@CasualObserver111
@CasualObserver111 2 жыл бұрын
Imagine an episode with Bart Chrysler and Alex Jones… a 3 hour masterpiece that would be… 😂 ALSO, Ila is a CARBON COPY of LeeAnn. She looks just like her.
@dash-x
@dash-x 2 жыл бұрын
Ila looks just like Leanne, but has the personality of Bert whereas Georgia looks just like Bert but is her Mama through and through. Its adorable 🫶🏻❤️
@TheDJOblivion
@TheDJOblivion 2 жыл бұрын
@@dash-x poor girl lol
@dboyagod
@dboyagod 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheDJOblivion 💀💀
@giantturd5157
@giantturd5157 2 жыл бұрын
She also has the same voice
@carpathianhermit7228
@carpathianhermit7228 2 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Tim Dillon since 17 maybe, got my old man into it, is a Sunday ritual 👽
@markstremlow1
@markstremlow1 2 жыл бұрын
Just searched Tim’s patreon and dude is doing $200k/month!!! Crazy
@younghex9577
@younghex9577 Жыл бұрын
1:02:05 dude all their movie ideas are brilliant and original! Those type of movies are exactly what we need right now! The world is sick of remakes and reboots. I believe The Machine movie and Fat Astronauts can be the start or the catalyst of new original wild movies. I hope to one day see all these movie ideas they just pitched
@peter_schomus
@peter_schomus 2 жыл бұрын
55:00 that is exactly from Dumb and Dumber. "If that man over there is Seabass..."
@scotty2shotty
@scotty2shotty 2 жыл бұрын
I’m a simple man, I see Tim Dillon.. I click play. All hail our great and wise oracle
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