Bertcast # 534 - Tim Dillon & ME

Today, I sit down with comedian, Tim Dillon. We talk about internet culture, things Tim loves, local hometown bars, his new Netflix special, life advice for Ila, and much more!
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[@goku9851]

Tim’s the only person that could talk over Bert trying to interrupt him 👏👏👏

[@katdog9786]

Two of the biggest Pros. I could listen for days.

[@spartymatt9627]

So glad someone finally had the stubbornness and ego big enough to not put up with it and just keep going, I love it

[@zacbonamassa7222]

I only agree cause this the first pod Bert didn’t interrupt not one time

[@Bhungofsac]

Then you should really see Bert on Poopies podcast, Bert finally understood how Tom feels

[@Backcountrybear]

Bert is probably on Xan

[@mrsmash99]

Tim is so wise, he's telling Bert Kreischer how amazing his 50's will be as a 37 year old.

[@sallysue8176]

Tim might not even make 50.

[@joshwhomusic]

"Sometimes what people like is what other people dislike" - Tim I wish more people could think like this

[@brandonklosterman2978]

Yeah it's like not everyone has the same preferences. Crazy

[@dilloncrain9111]

It's crazy, it's like not everyone was raised the same way or taught the same values!

[@John-su6ct]

That’s what I say to myself every time I think about how bad I can’t stand Bert

[@AyyMacPattyWak]

Everyone thinks that Rogan rant is so crazy, but it’s just a normal Saturday on Tims podcast 😂

[@Feroal2]

very true

[@peter_schomus]

Right. There are so many more rants on old pods. Like every episode before covid was an amazing rant masterpiece.

[@CanadianHunter69]

Summer in the USA, Cum Pig, or when Ben didn't get the Ukrainians...so many good ones

[@justinland1208]

@@CanadianHunter69 And my personal favorite. Tim ranting about the animals he calls his family.

[@Shank3639]

@@Feroal2 0p0 p 00⁰0qqppp0⁰9

[@MattWakim]

The most impressive thing about this podcast is that Bert actually let Tim finish a story a couple times

[@codyhutcheson536]

Yes lol interrupting is so cringe on podcast if they do it to much i instant leave. But Bert isn’t that bad. I’ve listened to other cast where it’s almost embarrassing it’s so bad.

[@micahned]

New video, same old comment

[@MommaLousKitchen]

Tims assertive in the best way.

[@ProudFilthyCasual]

Tim will talk right through you.

[@MisterK-YT]

I haven’t noticed him let him finish

[@JayDeezNutz]

Tim looks like he’s about to sell me a boat but throw the jetski and trailer in as a combo!

[@conspiracycrack]

Underrated comment

[@larl-earson]

that boat market. it's a real knife fight out there

[@bztrd80]

Fuck. This one is funny!

[@txivneebswafflesandshroom]

Lol

[@kimr2352]

And an 8ball

[@shmegma4371]

Once in awhile, bert figures out how to get me to watch his podcast.

[@justinland1208]

Hahahaha. Exactly the same.

[@MalorieMelts]

Holy shit yes lol

[@seattletyler]

just sub to tim. problem solved

[@zacharyvandyke1717]

Yeah lol

[@Dogecoin831]

1st time listening to Bert or whatever his name is

[@stelthface]

It legit seems like Bart is cutting back his heavy drinking. He is less red in the face, much more coherent, even listening to complete sentences from his guests. Tremendous.

[@kingdom764]

he wasn't on tour when he filmed this. I think Bert does well when he's at home.

[@FADI_TINY]

The home ivs are his best friend. He does a lot of them a week!

[@datpatriotsfan]

I hope your right but I think he just felt like he had to impress Tim because he called him a beach retard😂

[@AgendaInMind]

Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death. While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the war, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes. Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way. It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......

[@2akeit3asy70]

You tremendously stole Joeys Diaz favorite word .

[@cptcrunchybunchy]

Timmy looking like he’s straight out of Rocko’s Modern Life.. in the big city 🏙

[@internet_]

life in the big city mon

[@irvintheliger3091]

🤣🤣🤣💯

[@jujubean1185]

I had the exact same shirt in 1997, with my ninja turtle underwear...fucking radical man

[@BlazRa]

Didn't Rocco have a cow best friend?

[@freemancrosby1261]

I love Tim too much to make the heffer joke.

[@Brandon-mx3zx]

so glad to hear Burt say that Rogan is notorious for not getting jokes.

[@ryanp6999]

yeah, he's absolutely right. Joe misses jokes and also tends to look WAY too far into some things.

[@dragonsneedtobereal]

totally. despite all of his success, I just don't think he's that funny at all. whether it's stand up or "guy in a room with friends" conversations, nothing he says is that witty or funny.

[@JayMac]

He always says it. The example he uses the most is the Shane one because it was so beautifully cringey 😆

[@topchoicerollzroyce1181]

Joseph Rogan has the ability to stfu and listen most of the time and he keeps an open mind that's why he's successfully.

[@imnotbenavery9220]

Huge joe fan but the comic episodes have gotten tough, they used to be the best episodes. Save our parks is fun. He is always good for a “you should name your next special” joke per episode.

[@ggallinvevo84]

Tim trying to get Bert’s daughter to be a real estate agent is hilarious to me.

[@charliemarx6537]

Sprite

[@outcrowd.3738]

All my brain can focus on is Tim saying “yeah” and “right” 11,000 times during this pod.

[@RockyMountainResale]

lmao yep.. same.

[@lockebrady8005]

Well… what else can you say when the host is rambling?

[@Juskle7]

yeah, yeah, yeah!

[@sarahmedouni8844]

i hate when i see comments like this, now i'll focus on it each time

[@adblack88]

Bobby Lee would've said it 111,000 times

[@HarmlessComment]

I really appreciate Tim's charity work and helping out these smaller comedians by being on their podcast ❤

[@caspercapitolcyoung1551]

I LUV UR SMILE... ITS EVIL;)

[@HeyitsGabeagain]

Tim Dillion And Theo Von are the only ones that broke out of that Joe Rohan Shell of comedians.

[@ryanh1275]

glad to see two of the healthiest podcasters finally getting together to discuss their lifestyles and pour that information on us

[@earningattorney9887]

I lost 20 lbs watching this podcast. #ThanksTimBrrt

[@ryanh1275]

@@earningattorney9887 😂😂

[@kimr2352]

😂

[@billymac5481]

Wrong pod for that

[@ryanh1275]

@@billymac5481 wrong, perfect pod for that

[@lazy-gyal0077]

I heard Tim and became a big fan immediately when I was 16 too. It was during covid and listening to Tim was the only thing that made me laugh.

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

I am 16 and I'm a fan.

[@MeganFarrell]

His daughter is so sweet. She looks just like her mom thank god 😆

[@artofgterado]

Like many of you, I am only here only for Tim, a true hero.

[@atjudahcast8126]

Most underrated comment here.

[@hunterkil1er342]

Facts

[@chickanan1]

True story.

[@BlackJim]

speaking the truth brother

[@chanic4621]

Yep

[@timmayer8041]

I would LOVE to see a movie with Bert playing himself, accidentally wandering into the Capital on Jan 6, that would be amazing

[@Nocturn4lAnim4L]

Holy shit I’m dying, 😂😂😂 that would be amazing.

[@dannyk1289]

“Because they lost 80% of their stock value” what a beautiful and hilarious fact

[@dalefirebirdd]

Tim is a national treasure appreciate him while he's here people

[@kingmagnusmusic]

I met a guy… he told me his job is he provides drugs for The Rolling Stones…

[@MultiBluedog123]

And then I played him satisfaction and he liked it

[@zachpuller]

so he's a drug dealer, but, you never know!

[@kingmagnusmusic]

@@MultiBluedog123 yes!

[@seanoreilly1832]

Congratulations to everyone involved in this thread 👏 🙌

[@milosv4142]

Tim Dillon talking to Ila and Georgia about their future careers would be the podcast.

[@gnauben]

100%

[@teelorp8306]

They are way to sheltered for that

[@myztik5716]

Did you watch the episode? 30 second silences and 'I don't know'

[@leftysouthpawofdetttth7340]

Sell em fckin mortgages!!!

[@LazarusSlade]

Yeah. I don't think there's going to be any careers coming their way. Papa Bert better leave them a huge nest egg!!!!

[@ficklepickle6290]

Tim Dillon really is by far my absolute favorite podcaster right now. I literally have never rewatched episodes so much and still laugh so hard knowing what’s coming

[@FrizzleMcDizzle]

The fact that nobody is jumping to fund Tim's movie is mind blowing

[@Crazy_World888]

Tim Dillon is not only hilarious but his thoughts on life and our nation are spot on

[@hedera_helix]

@Drew Crump you okay? If you're having a bad day I hope it gets better :)

[@billyboshanski2540]

@@hedera_helix You okay? Every time you encounter sarcasm, doesn't always mean the person is struggling in life, you know? I really hope you can just smile next time and move on. Deep breathing helps. Good luck my friend, and be well. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@digitalsalsas]

@@hedera_helix it’s hot out there make sure you drink enough water. happy labor day

[@topchoicerollzroyce1181]

Drew boom roasted Amanda and then billy took care of Hannah well played boys...well played

[@lewisblank9475]

@Drew Crump life in the big city

[@dancehallvibes42]

Bert needs a line of cocktail mixers. I’ll have a “Machine and Tequila” or “Red Kool Aid and Vodka” or “uh hundred percent and Jack”

[@DTTWOPP]

He should also have “shut the fuckup and let the guest speak” the rarest of cocktails

[@davidmiller2947]

That’s a great idea 🤣

[@nathanmiller9918]

Got any of that "dog f'er?"

[@nathanmiller9918]

"Pool shower" and gin

[@jacktumey1810]

A Tito’s nightmeer with a twist. 😂

[@henrymacleod2006]

"If you edit that out, send that to me for my podcast." Tim is the once and future king, sent to lead us all 👑

[@nintezzz]

This is hands down the beat podcast episode on the internet! The discussion with the daughter is specifically just an amazing funny heartfelt moment

[@TheJugga21]

I stand with you on the intro for Tim. He consistently makes me laugh more than any podcaster, and thats a bold statement

[@michaelhubbard5013]

Bert's Young Hitler premise is the funniest thing ever, and the stupid timeline shit is perfect.

[@ZiggaRats]

that was the funniest part, he has no idea when WW2 happenned

[@nooneyouknow699]

@@ZiggaRats the premise wasn't killing WW2 Hitler. But young Hitler so that's why he said those years

[@chagual4877]

Sounds like Bert was pitching the Terminator movie but we are on the side of Skynet.

[@familychiken]

it would be an awesome comedy show he needs to find someone to make it

[@Alderak1]

@Christian Toth The fact that he has such a coherent “dream” makes me think the same thing.

[@Wanasabi1]

Seeing Bert actually have a conversation without it being 99% about him is pretty refreshing.

[@aaronalbertson8670]

Tims movie idea is honestly a better premise than most of the comedy movies in the last decade lol

[@teaser874]

I love Tim Dillon so much that I'll actually sit through 2 hours of Bert

[@ElChuntyCabra]

Lol i'm powering through Bert's fake laugh squeals

[@breal9435]

No kidding, this is rough. Sounds like he has spent too much time in California

[@cheerscheers9819]

Tim Dillon is an underrated comedian. He’s so smooth at making a conversation hilarious! I appreciate the way he views the world.

[@ramondimas1252]

@@ElChuntyCabra dude I say this all the time. That laugh is so damn fake.

[@SoyelYorch_]

@@ramondimas1252 like the smallest hammering in my brain, every single time, yuc

[@ThievNWalrus]

They are 100% spot on about the 90's. I miss those days.

[@raygrg34]

How can one man bring so much joy to our lives lol Everything out of his mouth is so unbelievably funny and he says it all with a straight face. Tim is a gem in this present time and should be treasured

[@0finale]

Very cute seeing Georgia on the show. The stage fright was palpable I loved watching it.

[@johnmcu8656]

Just looking at the thumbnail MADE MY DAY even BEFORE listening to a second of it!!! Made me have something to look forward to.. and we all need that in our daily lived, God Bless you guys !!

[@JTBCP]

Same!

[@sergiootero5904]

Don't give up friend.

[@keepgrindingup7661]

Tim Dillon is absolutely spectacular on ANY Podcast and just as good live stand up. Can't wait to hear this Bertcast

[@skidvicious584]

I always make a joke that somebody at Chipotle pretty soon is gonna turn to their manager and say "listen I have to take off tomorrow, I'm nominated for an Acadamy Award" and their manager's gonna go "okay but you gotta come in Friday" and they're like "yeah, I know" and their manager's like "but good for you, man".

[@jeremiaha5167]

1:18:00 One of the most wholesome podcast moments. The way Tim said "Oh, You're in the sweetest of the spots." was magical.

[@meancurlydude]

I love Tim’s modern take on Citizen Kane, not remembering love through memories but finding riches through memories

[@Feroal2]

hahaha true!

[@qwertybrat23]

Tim is so affable and broad minded it is an apsolute joy. So much respect both of you, from Serbia with love

[@HZFilmz]

Tim’s face when bens asked if he likes being famous is like an abusive mother looking at her kid being asked what the bruise is

[@MrJdy18]

Best comment haha I’m dying😂😂

[@Sam-um9nu]

plus about a million dollars

[@kelty2424]

Terrific episode, thank yous alls involved. There's a handful of you that have created such a nurturing and comfortable space for all us fans, thank you. 💜 fromKansas

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

Tim looking like uncle Joey from Full House. "Cut it out" hahaha

[@domingochavez2552]

Can't wait to hear Tim Dillon patiently waiting for his turn to speak while we once again recount some of Bert's travel channel stories and humblebragging 😂

[@DakotaisBeast295101]

Funniest part is when Tim gets him bragging and Brent admits to having money instead of pretending to be poor

[@bmrepass]

He's tuned in tho and more focused, lately. He's looking healthier and if he can catch a funny meme or national joke, or something he's gonna blow the roof off□■□》

[@bdubs3695]

He wasn't as bad at all this time . Looks like he's more aware and cognitive than he has been in a long time. Perhaps changing his life around

[@michaelscott4893]

Bert is that you? Are these Bert bots?

[@gw9189]

😂😂😂

[@noahmanley1918]

Its amazing how much Isla looks like Leann🤯

[@soicybunny]

timmy d is definitely my favorite comedian and podcaster. crazy to see all of these appearances and also many on his own show, not used to it. he’s been underrated for way too long

[@hellridersofcalgary]

Sort of hilarious to see the expert way Tim manages to keep Bert on track and confident

[@youtubecommenter6864]

Good to see Tim giving some love to smaller podcasters. Less popular ones too

[@stubstunner]

Fatter podcasts as well.

[@camiloalonso3709]

@@stubstunner lmaooo

[@gorgejung307]

Tim’s special on Netflix is straight up doh doo doo. Guys doing trump impression for 45 min. It’s embarrassing

[@kbargos]

YES OR YES?

[@stubstunner]

@@gorgejung307 someone is a closeted homosexual who hates fake business.

[@Sck519]

Tim Dillon's next special needs to be called "The Point is This!"

[@jasonnappier6118]

One of your best interviews Bert. You actually waited for questions to be answered. Bravo

[@johanvanderpants9363]

Tim came in looking like he's getting to reshoot the Chris Farley Schlitz Gay SNL sketch. Spitting image.

[@marcosgarcia25]

Oh shit 😂

[@portlandsamber]

"Adult field trip" as opposed to "Vacation" really hits.

[@rh6696]

No one's going to talk about Tim's bar tab story being the exact same scene from Dumb and Dumber?

[@CSestp]

You don't understand storytelling do you? "Don't let the truth stand in the way of a good story.". Tim is the embodiment of this, let's say Tim is entirely full of shit, not gay, every story is stolen. He still understands that the story/joke/whatever, as long as it's told in a good way everyone willingly buys it.

[@rh6696]

@@CSestp it’s a bit different when that’s an infamous scene from an infamous comedy movie bro. For example Theo tells absurd stories, most of which are probably untrue or exaggerated, but they’re not easily recognizable from a famous movie. I’m not hating on Tim, I love him that’s the only reason I watched this. Bert is an unfunny delusional Jew with an obnoxious laugh and gross demeanor. I just found it off that he told this story and didn’t mention “…. Just like in dumb and dumber” and make a joke “that’s where dumb and dumber got the idea from” etc because it’s blatant.

[@CSestp]

@@rh6696 I guess.

[@thomasverdon2578]

Just keep an eye on your daughter when Brendan Schaub is texting her Bert

[@LANCEtheBOIL]

Captian Brown Star is such a scuz bucket

[@Guy.1991]

I can picture Ben in the background sitting behind Tim laughing and covering his face and adjusting his glasses and pulling his hat over his eyes trying to avoid looking a any camera in the room.

[@Mayorofsexytown1303]

Soooo fucking stoked something's burning is coming back. That show is what really made me dive into The Machine.

[@rileyhughes5613]

Dude same, as someone who worked in Kitchens for years I find it extraordinarilybentertaining. I even created a game in which you take a drink whenever he commits a fireable health and safety violation, it's pretty gnarly lmao

[@nellaboy3760]

Yoo I discovered Tim Dillion maybe like a year ago and I been going down a rabbit hole since and bro special is funny AF Tim for god sakes we need another special ASAP man

[@sweethands4328]

I will listen to any podcast Tim is a guest on. He is funny, interesting, and has a great pace and flow to his conversations.

[@marveledfranker4124]

Bert should have an interview show with a cardboard cutout of his guest. That way he won't have to bother with interrupting them every other sentence and he can just go on and on about what he thinks.

[@zonty2362]

that's caled the joe rogan effect

[@EveryOtherWeekendRVA]

You think if another 40,000 people post this same comment he might take notice?

[@Mister_Merzen]

🤣

[@nottroy4500]

He really wasn’t that bad this episode

[@bdubs3695]

This is usually a good take, but on this episode it doesn't really apply . Bert looked and acted better than he has in a long time

[@hoIl0w]

Loved seeing some respect being put on and shown on the Cumtown name. I could watch Tim’s special 1000x it’s hilariously fudgepacked with jokes the whole time. 10/10 Mulldog Pound.

[@Paulyb7]

Nicky Billionaire

[@blllllllllllllllllllrlrlrl7059]

bullish on Cool Adam 📈📈📈

[@viperkn8176]

1:13:48 kind of wild and touching to see someone like Tim getting genuinely choked up if even for a brief moment

[@mbj920]

51:19 lmaooo such a subtle line by Tim but knocked me out

[@MoodyCleric]

I like hearing about how to make it in the comedy biz. Comedian podcasts are the best. Jus like how hot sauce is the best

[@justinrensel8518]

Thanks mommy

[@TPilly]

“Living on a floor” throws me way back to ykwd pods with tim 7 years ago he’d say it constantly

[@shellybelly2075]

I'm part of these population that found out about you guys on Netflix... then we moved on to watching you guys podcasts and It has widen my comedy palate. Hopefully, soon see you live. Thank you.

[@rome1201]

I see it already. Tommy Boy 2. Featuring Tim Dillon and David Spade.

[@JayMac]

Brent is having the other mic purposely turned down so it’s easier to talk over them 🤣

[@2feettotheground]

Brent Faiyaz?

[@Chris-ro7mn]

LeeAnn? Is that you?

[@isvvx]

@@2feettotheground Burnt Frencfries

[@dentonvisual]

Who's randy?

[@Chris-ro7mn]

@@dentonvisual Bikes!

[@joshuaashley188]

Tim’s rants on JRE. Sooo good. Joe set you up well. I watched it twice. Thanks brothers. How y’all dig into the industry and culture here is so refreshing. This one was so good. Thanks so much for all the laughs. All the prospectives. Much love brothers. 🤙🏼✌🏻

[@joebelz793]

Tim.....the moment u said I wish ace ventura would come back.....thank u for saying it bc this is how it feel everyday. Hope the silly comes back

[@bztrd80]

Tim being a salesman while doing jokes and having a thoughtful conversation is a DNA that must be cryogenically preserved.

[@MattWakim]

Seeing this made my morning

[@ccloud1496]

YES ME TOO

[@Aussiematee]

I’m so happy rn

[@shamusosullivan5650]

My morning was made seeing this.

[@richardrallo6605]

@@shamusosullivan5650 derr!!

[@cheerscheers9819]

Tim Dillon “ No one was on anything, except drugs.” What Ahahahaha 😂😂He is an underrated comedian!

[@jacksamuelson2267]

Tim Dillon is a great storyteller. Makes his comedy super put together and funny along the way.

[@afooza3581]

How many favorites and “one of the best”s can he have🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@the1mexicant]

He said the singer from LFO was the realest artist he’s heard 🤣🤣🤣

[@scienceisfun5989]

Bert saying he is sober for ten days = “I just drank last night”

[@debbieskrletts725]

I know. He says that all the time. Hes a jerk

[@omartheodore]

"S'mores Floyd".. goddammit.. my laughing fit at this hour have to explain this one to the neighbors

[@jeffreynelson4587]

Tim Dillon dropping jewels while wearing a moo moo. 😂

[@theorangegoodness]

We’re musicians and we use this podcast and many other comedic podcasts as inspiration to build our artistry and music business! Bert, Tim and 200 other comedians have guided us with truth , candor and humor through covid. Comedians are the pioneers and biggest instigators of truth justice and change. I can’t imagine life without comedians! Thank you! 🙏🍊⚡️🎸

[@adambrommel7028]

Conspiracy Ice Cream needed at least another 10 minutes. Fucking brilliant 😂

[@chrisbuck5562]

You’re in luck.. Conspiracy Farms Ice Cream kzbin.info/www/bejne/mIXUe4ymZrOJjKc

[@jamesking1482]

he goes into it heavy in his patreon , dunno which ep, but one of the ones with kump

[@BeStupidWithIntent]

That “nice pen” compliment seemed like it really meant a lot to Tim lmfao

[@drewbigelow1052]

The best part of this was Tim hyping up Bert to make him realize now is his sweet sit in his life and the end of it saying, “no, it’ll get MUCH worse.”

[@supremebuffalo6322]

Tim saying "its my brand" on the topic of his rants about the decline of America is hilariously self aware hahahaha he's gonna end up so incredibly famous, you can tell he's a great in the making.

[@heavenwithin81]

Something is shifting within us in the best way possible. I'll stay tuned. BERT, TIM AND TOM PLEASE DO A MOVIE!!!

[@clevermissfox]

Maybe they will once they see how great theo von and Bobby Lees' film does!

[@kidsister316]

Love how Tim's shirt looks simultaneously like boats/and/or rockets :) Sums up his personality perfectly

[@rhiannejones3815]

Lol I thought they were Santa’s 😅

[@twisted_tony]

Awesome to see Bertus Interuptus host the second best living comic and the best living philosopher for our time. (MHO of course.) Sincere thank you Bert!

[@nathanmohr9633]

I love when people who have never worked think quiet quitting is a new thing, as if all beat down workers haven’t been quiet quitting forever

[@jma1460]

the whole concept of "quiet quitting" being new is hilarious

[@dameongeppetto]

When someone says "quiet quitting" you need to correct them and say "you mean acting your wage?"

[@AdamBMusic-vz4ee]

Brent: "Harambe, Epstein, Zuckerberg stuff" Tim: "yeah..."

[@oldrin1876]

Awesome podcast. Love that last minute where Tim breaks it down.

[@koreo7318]

Tims hair was like this is his special too, took me off guard, it's so fluffy

[@taybaebae14498]

Tim getting emotional over a Panera card he gifted to his father is a beautiful thing

[@oak8891]

when did this happen?

[@taybaebae14498]

@@oak8891 1:13:50

[@alexanderkvitrovn9828]

And Bert laughed in his face the whole time so tim had to turn it on his mom. Bert should be homeless

[@jimbo5071]

@@alexanderkvitrovn9828 if u beleive that was an emotional moment for tim that burt ruined you should replace Tim's mom in the mental institution

[@Manwhoreieo]

So good..

[@markstremlow1]

Just searched Tim’s patreon and dude is doing $200k/month!!! Crazy

[@Alderak1]

Its truly astounding how Bert turns a criticism about selfishly leaving his family to go on tour to patting himself on the back for being a hard worker without even hitting the “I should be around my family more” midpoint.

[@kentjosemateo]

Not even two minutes in and Bert's really authentic and totally unforced laugh makes an appearance. I respectively bow out!

[@Naltddesha]

Yeah man. I didn’t stop listening, it that laugh is INCREDIBLY annoying.

[@tri3947]

Yaaaaaasssss 👏 I love me some Tim Dillon!

[@ryanp6999]

Not to be creepy, but its good to Tim growing on the lady crowd. Welcome to the dark side.

[@carpathianhermit7228]

I've been watching Tim Dillon since 17 maybe, got my old man into it, is a Sunday ritual 👽

[@therealoutdoorasian]

I really wasn't a Tim Dillion fan, but much of what I had saw of him were heavily edited and taken out of context. After listening to him on here he is Hilarious!!

[@logic109]

Watch his podcast with Theo van king and sting it’s hilarious

[@Spooki_]

I thought at first too when I first found him… that was like 3 years ago. He is hands down the funniest comedian in the world I can say that with full confidence. His podcast is incredible

[@dohnjoe4516]

Lol a third of this pod is essentially bert explaining how tom saves his ass constantly 😂😂. Lucky man

[@Mister_Merzen]

The AIDS joke was so on point lol 😆