Bertcast # 306 - Chris D'Elia & ME

[@Bloodyknukelzz]

Bert humanized Chris lol...I’ve never ever seen Chris this normal. And I’m not talking shit Chris is hilarious 24/7

[@OrlandoPcomedy]

Donnie Knukelz yea. I really like Bert conversation skills. He’s able to get people to talk. I like it. He wants them to open up cause he’s gonna open up too

[@mcr2011ukgs]

Watch him on Rogan it's very similar maybe a bit more so

[@user-qu4fj5cj2m]

Agree - Chris' demeanour seems really dependant on who he's with. Put him in a room with Bobby Lee, Bryan Callen, Will Sasso etc and you're getting an hour of hilarious nonsense. Put him with someone he is perhaps less comfortable (or familiar) with, like Rogan or Burt, and you get a more considered, apologetic version

[@jbtownsend9535]

didn’t even make a DENT

[@rumham7631]

dude i was thinking that the whole video.. he seems so much more calm and serious

[@missfairbanks8661]

28:00 in the feels dude. Comedy saved my life. It shakes me out of my depression and gives me a moment of relief to be able to push thru the day. Comedians are so important. Thank you for giving the greatest form of medicine. Laughter. 💕😘😘

[@googlrc]

Miss Fairbanks fuck outta here

[@paradise2692]

Nah we’ve all thought it

[@missfairbanks8661]

@@paradise2692 😘😘 hope you find some happiness today. Thanks for bein real. There is so much negativity in the world. Definitely helps being reminded we are not alone.

[@ophiophagushannah1573]

googlrc hope you get better bro life’s too short to be miserable

[@esme553]

Wow. I like D'elia a lot more after this. I think this is the first time I've seen him not being a total goofball and even though I sort of knew he had to have a serious side, actually seeing it makes him a lot more relatable.

[@johnsullivan2577]

He was on Theo's podcast a month or two back and they were both pretty low-key and normal. Worth a listen if you liked this one.

[@LawnPusher]

Exactly

[@joonaspadatsu3884]

And on rogan.

[@weedwacker1000]

FUCK OFF

[@James-ip5gz]

29:38 - Funny how quick bert responds to chris looking at his watch

[@K-daz]

ALSO how quickly Chris responded made it sound like a single person

[@Uhavefriendss]

Honestly dude Bert is so fucking pathetic as a human being. As a comic I love him, as a human being he's a filthy pig

[@zack5935]

@@Uhavefriendss i wouldnt say it to that length, but i did have some similar thoughts recently after listening to him on joe rogan

[@leighcarolan6429]

@@Uhavefriendss what does that have to do with this comment?

[@MaxUgly]

Chris has never done drugs but he has the mannerisms of the captain of the LSD spaceship.

[@mrhek]

It's a win today. This and Theo on Fighter and The Kid.

[@ddechurch]

You know your shit

[@Swampbillydave]

Great start to the week!

[@SacredFeline]

Don't forget Bert on Skeptic Tank with Ari too!

[@bro4454]

Get that double hitter son

[@dannykingston6495]

what does that make you, Devbo?

[@dustindaimar8441]

I'm watching this fearful of Bert's foot going in the camera at all times. it is like a horror show and a podcast all in one. Thanks Bert

[@iWyLD]

He's resisting the urge to bite his toenails.

[@pj1995____]

Bertcast has slowly became one of my favourite podcasts along with Monday morning podcast, your mom's house, fighter and the kid, congratulations with Chris delia, jre(when it's comedians on), this past weekend and the church of whats happening now haha super fan over here

[@XenoTravis]

did you see bert on the h3 podcast? it isn't the best podcast but it can be really good.

[@pj1995____]

@@XenoTravis yeah I watched it was good I thought, I also seen Bill burr on there and it was super awkward ethan kept cutting him off and you could see Bill wasn't himself

[@user-er4xo2zl4r]

The Church of Whats Happening now fucking sucks now

[@alexisdieguez2195]

Hop on tiger belly..its bobby lees hes hilarious

[@pj1995____]

@@alexisdieguez2195 yeah I've seen that too not a huge fan of Bobby Lee he's had a few good podcasts though when Delia and theo were on

[@jessicaserene]

I'm about a whole year late to this podcast episode. BUT it's crazy that they talked about how hilarious it would be if Chris D'Elia's Eminem impression ended up in an Eminem track.. and then it happens in 2019

[@TheIJP123]

Serene ikr lmao

[@thecpalumbo]

More Chris on podcasts everywhere now please

[@silenttoxic707]

I wanna hear how well D'Elia and Burr mesh

[@NS-dp5vd]

DIDN'T MAKE UH FUCKINGG DEEEENTTTT

[@timothy790110]

@@NS-dp5vd ohhh it did make a dent... it dented him out of existence

[@loki_l_1380]

This was so much more heartfelt and wholesome than I was expecting.

[@chrismckay5308]

Chris: How old is your daughter? Bert: She's 14. Chris: Oh. Bert: When did you lose your virginity? Nice segue, Bert.

[@MrCharlesv361]

The best response would have been 14

[@rake4290]

@@MrCharlesv361 Notice how Chris had to pause. Presumably to construct his story.

[@smoothred9453]

@@rake4290 Nah fam his first instinct was probably to lie out of embarrassment, but hesitated to keep it real. happens to me all the time

[@rake4290]

@@smoothred9453 Devil's Advocate Valid, probably accurate point. I was mainly going for the comical value at the expense Bert's awkward timing. Been a D'elia fan for ages.

[@smoothred9453]

@@rake4290 oh i get you, you know cant have noone talking shit bout my leader. hard to tell joke from asshole these days

[@JamieBaudo]

Chris is looking vibrant in this one, mawfuggas glowing

[@spicymilk491]

Love seeing his being absolutely silly on TFATK recently and seeing him being chill and real and having a cool convo. Either way is gold.

[@joeymason7926]

Burnt crystals meets Keanu Reeves

[@tototyxxx]

burt crysler meets tired eagle

[@johnjiquin2406]

good one. hahaaa

[@ganymede4030]

Burnt Krischner is his name, I think. I could be mistaken though.

[@22bugaloo]

Bart Kroncher

[@yumpie100]

22bugaloo Bert Kroger

[@AudioBard]

I *love* how clearly genuinely interested in other people Bert is - so, so rare. I appreciate anyone who's like that, for sure.

[@TheTacticalMess]

Bert’s attention is impressive. Chris looked at his watch for a split second and Bert instantly registered it.

[@BirdOfHermes83]

🖕 Did you notice that? 😀

[@jamesflynn6788]

@29:38

[@AshtrayAnnie]

Not really that impressive...

[@rhaegarsnow9336]

He's probably had alot of people ready to go after 30 min haha

[@bryanbryan6108]

Anybody would register that. Humans are very perceptive to body language. Like, you can tell when somebody no longer wants to talk to you or has to leave by their body language, unless you’re on the spectrum.

[@elgringomagico]

It's weird seeing Chris be polite.... .hahahah

[@alexderoche1861]

Know what it did to my opinion of him? Didn't make a DDDDDEEEENNNT

[@HarrisonBowman]

HAVE A TASTE OF HOW IT IS!

[@nineteen8122]

I love how Chris wasnt sure about saying "we would go down to the ...beach." People from North Jersey say "going down THE SHORE."

[@The_Player_To_Be_Named_Later]

Why you gotta put this is "recommend" now, youtube? damn.

[@austinsmith2808]

Roger the last 16 minutes

[@gabebrutal1874]

Same! 2yrs late to the game

[@Justin-zl5wy]

This is awesome! I’ve always looked up to D’Elia and to actually get him to be serious and describe his journey on a podcast is hard to do, great job Bert

[@chicksue7030]

Justin 33 Have you seen him on This Past Weekend? (Theo Von's podcast) He's more normal on that one if I remember correctly. Also on H3H3.

[@meganklobchar7014]

First time watching this...I watched THE theo episode and really liked THE WAY YOU interview/talk to your guest after watching THIS one well. But its so crazy YOU guys talking about chris DOING his Em impression SAYING Eminem WOULD probably LOVE chris AND you were right loved him so much they played each other in a music video but NEVER met.....the power of the internet blows my mind more and more everyday.

[@cyberneticghostofchristmas]

I literally thought to myself today, that I'd love to see Chris D'elia on. The most honest comics, telling truths. I can't believe this.

[@thinglizzy2311]

On what ?

[@sovalouX]

I just got done writing some material and the main part I feel from this is what Chris said about family and the dynamic it brings to the table. Grand slam

[@Premixer112]

I'm so used to seeing Chris being a silly goose on his podcast or Fighter and the Kid, that it's odd seeing him being serious in a conversation.

[@savannahp6359]

D'elia on Rogan got me very disinterested in that podcast. It's hard to keep up with the fearful leader

[@dave-hc2vi]

He's just really good friends with Callen and Schaub. Much easier to sit back and bust balls with people you're really close with than people who you don't know quite as well.

[@jackscotti1350]

you guys made we want to Stand up even more. Was already going to an open mic tonight, but now I'm pumped

[@TalkingThrones]

You're using way to many napkins. Blap blapkin, back packing.

[@brodyrichard263]

Planning to do all this while your panicking

[@didds8869]

Gettin an abortion while your divorcin Harrison Ford n

[@Antietam92]

harrison fordin in a four door porsche

[@TalkingThrones]

I'm world touring, in a cabana eating a banana, but you ain't got no stamina!

[@Antietam92]

Lackin of stamina

[@shanefoster333]

I love seeing Chris in this situation. A more serious side. It's cool seeing how he is when he's not switched on. One of my favorite comedians.

[@LELOUMULTIPASS]

It kills me Bert is chilln barefoot in a comfy couch and everyone else on his Cast sits in waiting room chairs lookn sooo uncomfortable!! Haha

[@Pix3l_Pr1ncess]

Bert & D'elia are always entertaining

[@prox8437]

Yes they have great chemistry

[@MasterRahl1]

Seriously lol

[@TastyChevelle]

Devbo Slice Stop, you're gonna make the rest of us barf.

[@boogiewoogiebearboy]

Wow this was the first podcast we actually get to meet “The Real Chris”. One of the reasons he’s one of my dream guests for WTF. My leader is down to earth. Edit: Guess I never saw he WAS on WTF! But I always like when the guests come back years later.

[@DepthFromAbove]

Gascans9736 he’s been on WTF, just like this...... 👀

[@smoothred9453]

Watch him on Joe Rogan

[@marcuslemasters3709]

Bert has an unorthodox way of doing things sometimes but him getting Chris to open up like this is gold. I know I am late to the game on this pod but damn this is amazing content from two amazing comedians.

[@skylermaxey9287]

I was hesitant to watch this because burnt crystals is way too racist, but he calmed it down in this episode.

[@killians4927]

This is the first Bertcast I've seen and he's actually a really good interviewer so I'm definitely coming back for more

[@Cloneofaclone]

This aged well “you don’t fuck up” 😂

[@claytonchaos578]

Zero Dents

[@santadog9]

"You've never fucked up, you didn't fuck up" ~Bert

[@peter4999]

Came from bert and Bill podcast. If anyone else has come here for the same reason. It's around 49:30

[@stephenthayer1927]

Chris is my favorite comedian. Such an awesome guy. Bert did a great job interviewing him.

[@Lenzily]

THE TIRED EAGLE

[@MrHighSchoolVlogs]

Ray Hopkins how’d you comment 1 day ago 🤔

[@Lenzily]

Hackz man

[@supportiveduck]

"Caw"

[@matthewbreitling8530]

@Dinopolese Sharkosaur I rarely comment but that cracked me up so hard haha

[@drewgamezzz8482]

I'm not gonna lie, this was one of the most enjoyable Bertcasts I've listened to! Not that I dislike any of em, but this one I'd have to say was my favorite one by far! Though I will say that the one he did with Frankenstein's Lab was one of my all time favorite podcasts in general just cause of how much I love their channel and reactions, and it's super nice to see a comedian or celebrity give a reaction channel some recognition and to being them on their podcast the was Bert did. But that's also why I like Bert so much and why I appreciate his podcast so much! I doubt there is anyone else who'd do that, but he did and that's why I love him so much lol.

[@thisguyDrake]

Pirate song is Bertcast#85 @ 41: 29

[@drewgamezzz8482]

@1:40 I love how Chris asked what was this supposed to be from the beginning and it took Bert an hour to answer the question after jumping around the question, giving 5 different explanations, and just being indecisive on what be was going to say lol.

[@mistavince]

Watching this is like watching people on The Titanic the day before it hit the iceberg.

[@wearejungians]

I'm envious of Chris and his family as well, man. I feel like my family could've been that if my dad hadn't been murdered. That theory about it being 2 siblings does make families closer unless there's some massive shock to the entire family. Seeing Chris roasting his family in those videos makes me happy at times.

[@calyireland3547]

Is that Rick Grimes or Chris D’elia? 😂

[@acemanhomer1]

Around 50 minutes in got real....never seen those colors shine from you Chris, it was nice... I didn't know your comedy genius could allow such empathy for another human being... lol jp...I just personally haven't seen you talk about deeper emotional situations like that... Deep social oddities yes, hence the comedy, but yea, serious no shit situations I haven't. peAce. : )( :

[@hotpotmushrooms6365]

Those bottles of water are doing my head in.

[@lukewilson5846]

Right? If he has a producer I have no clue how they wouldn't notice this. Plus, ditch the single-use plastic.

[@Kronn1]

Loved it great show, Really loved the comfortable in your own skin part, I"ve felt the way since becoming a comic I feel like I can handle any situation. Thanks guys!

[@hcphls]

1:23:42 When Chris says "at all" it sounds like a 40s car horn.

[@BossInvader1]

uh OOO GUH!

[@sbcurley3723]

I still haven't really gotten into D'elias specials or podcast yet, but I love seeing him on other people's podcasts, and he seems like a cool dude.

[@shapz9975]

Just a couple of guys being dudes

[@richardf9112]

bareback

[@1Solace]

That's all we ask for

[@craigclement5079]

What’s better than this? Guys being dudes

[@jamesrichardson469]

Just a couple of dudes being guys*

[@AlexJones-xz8oc]

@Hyrum Wood my pp hard

[@wyattheeney]

Love both ya'll two of my favorite comedians ever

[@seanbean4682]

Hey Bert, your closing bit on Secret Time might be one of my favorite closers in any comedy special I've ever seen.

[@Tropicool]

Seriously, this is one of the best Podcasts I've heard and been drawn into.

[@zosodubbs]

Chris on Workaholics was great. So dumb, but great.

[@alexblue1989]

It started like an NPR interview and ended like a congratulations episode.haha

[@StephenWillard1]

I hate to say it, but after many guest appearances on podcasts and not liking him one bit, this made me like Chris D'Elia

[@cynthiamassengale179]

Im so happy you are showing this. Good for you.

[@stephenr85]

Bert's man cave costs as much as my house, cause he wanted...used wood.

[@themadmonk6379]

wow I don't think that I have ever seen this side of D'elia before. might be a little harsh but he always seems cool and like he does not really care or just so goofy messing around with his buddies. him talking about stuff without being so funny all the time is really heart warming.

[@JustinPayton]

47:32, "Everyone's broken up with me" 50:57, "I remember the one girl I broke up with..."

[@llabtoof91]

Podcasts is the best thing that have happend to internet the last 10 years!

[@conversationstranglersteve9873]

Delia face at the beginning eyeing Bert's joint. Like, this would make a great log cabin.

[@AlexZeBeast]

This was a fantastic podcast with D'Elia. Well done Bert, you were an amazing host.

[@toddbegley3180]

Had me at Chris D’Elia

[@drewgamezzz8482]

@8:22 I love how open Chris is about basically everything in his life tbh. And also him saying 19 made me"not feel as bad" about me also waiting till I was 22 to lose mine. Which really I never really let that get to me cause it was honestly by choice, cause I had plenty of times I could've lost it from the time I was 15, but I just never let what others had to say to/about me bother me. For one, like I said, I had plenty of opportunities to, but thr first few were with girls I really dk and I was always one of those who didn't really do one night stands and also I've always been cautious due to STDs. Plus I was so focused on sports in school idc about all that. Which I never understood why others try to give people grief for waiting to lose theirs or why they would always use the line "why haven't you yet, you scared of it?" Like that always seemed like the dumbest thing you could say imo, I mean unless they're gaaaayyyy lol, and even then they wouldn't be "scared of it", it's just not what they like. I just never did get the trying to make folks feel bad for waiting. And ik I put extra emphasis on the ggggaaayyy, but I did it in the hopes KZbin won't recognize it and won't just delete my comment without any notice like they like to do lol.

[@samjensen9423]

47:34 "I'm throwing a perfect game, everyone has broken up with me"...3 minutes later 50:59, tells story of "one girl" that he broke up with, hahaha

[@chadsullivan8013]

Such a deep dive into D’elia.....thanks Bert for this one.....

[@Baars.]

from 0:40 till a 1:00 look at chris, that's me on fkun acid

[@inigomontoya619]

Lmao

[@remycris2108]

I like the half hours for comedians alongside full hours as well. Half hours are comparable to a single or ep an artist puts out in between there specials.

[@kennyh2224]

Bert: ‘I’m pitching a perfect game, A girl dumped me Every time Ever” .. 10 minutes later ... Bert: “Let me tell you this awesome story about this time I dumped a girl in a hilarious way”. I wish D’elia hit him with : Wait, but y’just said.. y’liar?

[@jackierulz2]

Burnt Chrysler's nail polish on his toes looks amazing.

[@mattbishop230]

SAW YOU IN KC THIS PAST WEEKEND BERT!

[@cjwall2]

Killing it this week with the guests!

[@thecampfire4877]

To this day, and I watch A LOT of Chris, everytime I see him, I think of Glory Daze. My favorite part he's ever played.

[@illogicallyinsane1510]

Can you recommend his best comedy special cause I don't see why he gets so much hyp

[@imPloRaL]

Billy Huxell man on Fire is pretty funny. Personally, I think Chris has an intrinsic sense of humor. He’s at his peak in conversation. He’s super funny on TFATK also.

[@Dennzer1]

Watch D'Elia on "The Fighter and the Kid" podcasts. He's had at least 4 lengthy appearances. Also watch his sets that he posted years ago on his youtube channel. They are better than his stand up specials.

[@calbonar211]

“Whacked on coffee” Bert just can’t help himself lol

[@circa2008]

57:31 Chris D'elias face when he realizes he's an hour into getting interviewed like he's on 60 minutes by another comedian. Where are the jokes at?

[@kerimalpaltuncu97]

Hahahahaha his eyed 😂😂

[@Leilafart]

Of all podcast hosts Bert is the best. He asks all the right questions and let’s the guest tell their story. I like it. I love Theo, FTK, and Rogan but Bert is the best.

[@CaptainLongSmock]

Love from Ireland Bert,this podcast helps to get through the working day #Tomsfatter

[@ZoranRadovanovDrums]

1:12 moment when Chris realizes Bert already has log cabin! eheeeeeee

[@kentuckymn4367]

What a great podcast, Bert seemed really racist, but that's just typical Kreischer for you!

[@KidBaklava504]

He is known as the “N-Word Comic”

[@willielast]

That n*gga stole his bike

[@jamesalbertson476]

Hes known as the most racist comedian. Justified 👖

[@auroraborealis13579]

Burnt Big Words Chrysler

[@chadlad79]

The fattest most racist comic around!

[@JwSw112]

Bert, I am 2min 30 sec into secret time on Netflix and I'm literally crying from laughter. Thanks for making my day!

[@jda671]

Angelo Blando (@Angelo_Blando) is where Chris D'elia and Bert buy their sneakers...

[@kylemoller1272]

that moment when they talk about eminem, then a year later chris is in the music video as eminem, and eminem is chris being eminem at the end. wow

[@l-dawg8792]

Anyone else notice Bert has his toenails painted blue ha

[@MeticulousTechTV]

Omg I couldn't tell if they were painted or just had some funk going on 🤣

[@MBS22]

Them damn daughters!

[@rake4290]

Is that why he always sticks his feet in the couch?

[@47Gryph]

Just then talking about wood is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@thomascampbell7318]

like, I mean like , like like ok like ok I mean it's like you know

[@shastu2722]

Tom Campbell Yo some people stutter deal with it, idiot.

[@cgree9570]

sensitive ass, calm down.

[@dravocon5485]

he's thinking about what he's going to say

[@drewgamezzz8482]

If you go to 40 minutes and put it on 0.5 or 0.25 and listen it makes it so hilarious and I Stg it sounds like the drunk guy who won't stop overexplaing everything lol. 0.25 at 41 minutes is like the best part to do it lol.

[@johnvitale1532]

Jesus how tall is D'Elia? 7'4?

[@eastbaysteez21]

chris imo is the best right now. hes really rising above like a dragon

[@immortal-jbv3598]

why does Chris seem like he doesn't wanna be there? LMAO

[@jclink11]

ICEEMANN87 VAN it’s because he’s never had drugs

[@TheLostDude7]

When Bert laughs it amps my laugh, even if he says something unfunny, or nothing at all. His laugh is unfair

[@DougJK]

Daddy Chris in the house

[@jynx2501]

Bert is 100% correct. Chris KILLED on Whitney. His character was so freaking funny, and well written, and he really brought it to life.

[@ajaxdgonzo7263]

Bert has sweared on his childrens life like a hundred times

[@solat90ro]

One huuuuuundred percent

[@hbkslazyeye8865]

I love this one cause obviously they know each other but you wouldn’t think they were buds. And they feed off each other pretty well

[@djbowlz2128]

Listen to Bert, he definitely knows racism. He's the #1 racist comedian in america.

[@kungmeek]

Great stuff Bert! Love hearing you and Chris talk about everything and nothing :). Keep doing more podcasts with good guests pls!

[@josephmccoy1770]

Chris is the best guest Bert has had. Needs to bring him back soon once all these fake allegations get cleared up.

[@MrSk8mobb]

Kansas City will always sell out Bert!!!! we love you come back and see us again!! Great show! KCMO