Bertcast # 512 - Mark Normand & ME

[@kh8655]

Always a beautiful thing when a racist and a black man can come together and talk

[@discostew2398]

😂😂😂

[@fffraaankkk]

Don't forget gay

[@Mutilatedd]

He looked a little too experienced when he acted out humping a dog on stage last night

[@darkhumor3652]

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[@sketcharmslong6289]

Truly the progressive dream

[@Dommy-Wommy34]

I can’t believe Brunt got Kevin Hart on his show, what an accomplishment!

[@PastaImposter]

Brunt kraken has really found a groove in his career

[@jonasrich5008]

Kevin lost his tan but still funny a.f

[@darkhumor3652]

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[@michaelrenouf9173]

Burnt Chrysler has had normand on a few times lol

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

Bruce Congress and Murky Normish are the shit. Dead ass.

[@goodtimes2595]

I’ve never sought out a video that said it was still processing 😂 Looking forward to hear Burnt Chrysler screech after Chief Queef farts out some solid jokes!🕺

[@avidodd26]

A queef is not a fart, it's an air squirt.

[@spage0]

What a funny fkin comment

[@nosaj666]

@@avidodd26 🤔 you

[@blakeaustin6833]

I died when they were talking about Mark drinking with Bert’s daughters 😂

[@WILLIAMHWHITTLE]

"This is Gonna Come Out Wrong" should be the name of your next special

[@SticksAandstonesBozo]

That’s the name of my book about having diarrhea for a decade straight.

[@ole_limberlegs]

@@SticksAandstonesBozo ©️

[@Troplord]

2 of my favorite podcasters and stand ups! COMEDY!!

[@Voo504Doo]

Dam ..mark is consistently witty and quick .

[@weewee3486]

Absolutely, so many people (including fatty) missed that “ oh no she’s greek “ joke

[@eddiewalker7252]

Let's celebrate him before cancer!

[@J-yn8cm]

Bert listening to Cumtown after 3 bottles of wine planning a “responsible drinking tutorial” for his daughters is such a crazy image

[@jb1996BLOP]

Bert actually seems to be a podcast fan. His first LOS appearance he mentions that he's a fan. Which is wild to me.

[@larryshepherd5380]

Mark Normand is a great comedian. His awareness work so good with his comedy.

[@jonnygranville281]

Norman is a champion of comedy. Great episode

[@Tony_G_92]

That drinking idea for first time drinkers is a good idea!

[@DarkDecimus]

"Things are getting too spicy for the pepper" anyone? Lol this ep was fire. no cap

[@AustinKampen]

I love that Bert has to bring in an outside person to show his daughters what responsible drinking looks like.

[@luisvalenzuela7614]

You’re right, we wanted to hear more of Mark

[@staylifted2326]

Bert trying to flip gay reminded me of randy in clerks 3 trying to "take it back" referring to the racist term he used not knowing it was racist xD🤦‍♂️

[@chaserz4201]

Randall.

[@veddermn8]

Phrase we used in college meaning the best part of something was "that's the gum"... as in the best part of the blow pop or something. Like "Remember the shootout scene at the end of Heat? That's the gum"

[@dissectasaurus3479]

That feeling when you want one more drink is brutal! I like to roll up a joint with that feeling and put some some Gangstarr!

[@slymadagoat]

I’m starting to love mark man I’m not gonna lie. I started listening to we might be drunk without the bert squirt 🤣

[@thedonofthsht76-58]

You're "starting" to love Mark? He's one of the best comics out there!

[@HIGHTS]

Check out his other pod TUESDAYS WITH STORIES! Him and joe are hilarious

[@TurdFerguson456]

He's the best, but just lie next time

[@friedrfn]

Mark was so lunch this episode!

[@psychedelicgem]

Great duo

[@miramirez3574]

mark, thnx for including Theo shout out, he earned it

[@derricklittle35]

I love the TF outta Bert with his drunk ass. 💙#Mark

[@leanneharrington5612]

I completely agree that Jada (& subsequently, Will) were acting like tool bags! I lost all of my hair - eyebrows & eyelashes included - because I had cancer at 21. Own that shit people. (I was randomly snickered at , & someone - oh so cleverly - yelled at me, “Rosemary’s Baby.”) In these situations, act like a normal human being, & realize that, “yeah, I do look totally ridiculous right now.” But, someday, I won’t.

[@Rogers_Ranger]

Hair complicates Hygeine....Ranger mantra...

[@tweetdezweet]

Good on you for just owning it and not letting it get to you. Hope you are doing well.

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

Respect 🙏!

[@xprettylightsx]

You never looked ridiculous, those people are terrible humans and you are better off staying far away from all of them.

[@marderprod]

good for you, but also fuck those people

[@cozmikrez]

Oh shit never mind saw San Antonio on there Yessss 😂👍💪

[@Sandbar-Flamingo]

Being a cool mom who lives for comedy is so gay. Love you guys, I might be drunk 😎

[@Woggs7]

June 18th is my birthday and I live in Dayton. I immediately bought presale tickets! Can’t wait. Love you, Bart!

[@maillardsbearcat]

Eat my shorts

[@telephantasm4070]

Great way to start my thursday!

[@robertschwind6217]

LOVING the hat!!! Hudson Valley!!!!

[@The.Adam.D]

Mark can’t turn it off and I love it

[@rawpower12xu]

1:03:59 Bert trying to drop the gay lingo to the Tuesgay master hahaha

[@DOGO8991]

Mark, don't think you're boring us when you share stuff like those details on the house situation. Personally I love finance-related stuff haha but also its cool just hearing about your guys regular lives too

[@frarfarf]

I am blown away by him saying he is getting a brownstone for like $3M USD. To service that mortgage that is lawyer doctor ceo type money. I expect that from burr, chapelle etc but I had no idea mark was in that league? How the f does he make that much?

[@meatwad5022]

21:40 lmfao so damn funny lovin this ep

[@Jim_Cpe]

Bret trying to teach his daughters how to drink is a reality TV show I would watch.

[@xdirtydozenx3635]

Mark is the shit!

[@jonlabarbera2011]

I was at your Reading Pennsylvania show last night. I was in the front row and wearing all black and backwards hat. When you made eye contact with me during your machine joke, I was so starstruck. What a amazing show and the content was out of this world.

[@John-su6ct]

Gay

[@colinquinn8173]

Best week for podcasts

[@telephantasm4070]

It is! Tom and Bert back together again for this week's 2B1C. Distefano on YMH. Bert was on WMBD. Mark on Bertcast and JRE with Gillis and Ari. Had a great Tuesgays episode with List, too. Burr and Virzi put out a new episode of Anything Better... It's been fun.

[@losermadhatter]

Remember when Randall on Clerks tried to bring back "porch monkey"- same vibes as Bert trying to take back "gay" "Even if it could be done, YOU can't do it"

[@tokyosandblastr]

wowza bert really tearing it up these past few weeks thanks so much!

[@kentjosemateo]

Bert's laugh is awesome! Really natural and not at all ridiculous or obnoxious or shrill or overdone!

[@Yugemostsuj]

"Dustin from Cumtown" I died.

[@dinibo]

Only Bert would ask someone to say exactly how much money they have on a podcast.

[@millardfilmore1403]

he is truly an oaf of the highest order.

[@stephaniehalloran4447]

I wish I would have seen this comment before I said the same thing. Hahaahah. Who asks that. My father taught me. We don't talk about 2 things. Money and Religion. Lmao everything is fair game

[@DeVante-jermaine]

lol Mark called it. “Wet” is slang black folks use when something looks good. cars clothes guns etc

[@gshivs793]

Yep. Also when u play bball u say that jumper is wet

[@cag1]

1 bottle of wine every evening is fine?! Bert could say anything about his drinking or eathing habits and Mark would agree that it's fine 😀

[@TrollHunterxXx]

It’s Fit Vine .. doesn’t count 🤣

[@theophilusthistler5885]

I occosisinally have dermatalogical based alopecia, bare patches mostly beard & chest. When the hair grows back months or years later all pigment is lost.

[@matthewgriffin4885]

This podcast was lit deadass

[@cassiismith]

It was top shelf👌

[@corey2193]

"uh oh she's greek" made me laugh so hard, went wayyyy too under the radar

[@astralcreek]

This ep. was Wet Lunch

[@michaelp8995]

Mark and bert be a movie , killer duo

[@trebone9067]

Some solid camera work. Makes the difference! Cheers Bert!! Can't wait to see you in Grand Junction!!! Come back to Denver! Specifically Comedy Works!!

[@FlightsNemesis]

Mark Normand is a Comedy MONSTER

[@efreinshtick]

Loved the ep, love both of you and its great to see y'all play nice together

[@drewstaples9648]

Amazing pod gentlemen

[@Chris-P]

1 Bear 1 Gay, comedy!

[@PhilBurtJPants]

Are they Drunk? XD I think Burt Might be... lol

[@samhuff999]

Love Mark Normand!

[@antonioolguin5342]

These guys are awesome

[@SkandalouzStyle]

BERT, BERT, BERT! LEEANN'S A SKANK!! 🤯🤣🤣

[@libertylifestyles3806]

🤣😂🤣👍 "Make GAY Great Again!!" Lol!!!

[@clarencethomas01]

Mark Normand moves the damn needle!! Gayest comic around. I love him ❤️

[@kingmurq1017]

Everything starts black lmao then moves on 😂 mark is really hilarious

[@ouyoungbae]

Bret genuinely trying to explain the history of Putin and Russia is peak Bret lmao

[@SparkySINN]

15:34 Chris Rock litterally instantly said "that was the greatest moment in the history of tv" HE KNEW INSTANTLY HOW BIG IS WAS.

[@Bryanpeacock33]

I started losing my hair when I was 18 stfu and laugh

[@DrunkInPublic]

Frick yeaaaa Mark Normand

[@matthewoberton1830]

That stuff is good dog!

[@adrianmcneilly2730]

You are myself two funniest people.. Going to watch we might be drunk now(for the second time..jNorm just came up...so funny. I will get to you sometime.. love is you

[@berger21488]

"come on my podcast we'll even out the talking" famous last words

[@bahadrfirik5901]

"If the treadmill is not on I won't run." 27:04

[@damisfit8525]

Wet has been around for years 🙄🤣 and drip came from that

[@PearlDrumsHead]

Just got my tickets for the Greenville, SC show!! After Ari was talking shit about the city on Protect Our Parks yesterday and Normand agreed was kinda worried not gonna lie lol.

[@travisgosnell6790]

Oh I gotta go I just told my wife about it at lunch it's June 24th right?

[@travisgosnell6790]

Il go look it up idk why I asked

[@buzzybee186]

Burt's unconventional drink tutorial is actually super responsible. It is going to happen anyway. I wish someone would have said, just sit with these 3 drinks and see how it feels vs head in a toilet /blackout. Also if someone would have explained what threshold is too much and how a hangover is made I would have made better choices in my formative years.

[@WeekendUpdate7]

Bert - "I want to show her what responsible drinking looks like." hahahah

[@Woggs7]

June 18th is my birthday and I live in Dayton. I immediately bought presale tickets! Can’t wait

[@timothymyers2724]

“I want you to drink with my daughters” 😄

[@BEEFBRSKT]

burny thinking he Invented the term top shelf ahaha

[@Arcturuseyes]

The alopecia challenge is fuckin hilarious

[@meat1potatoe]

Get Mark to come to Dayton!

[@mrjxn007]

Is it just me or does Mark Normand have kind of a young Norm Macdonald energy? 🤔

[@Kozhn]

Me and my friends already say things are 'wet'. It started when we would flame each other for 'dry' jokes that bombed. Eventually they would retaliate by saying , that was 'wet' what are you talking about. Its now morphed into anything good is 'wet'. You guys figured out my friend group.

[@stevemcfly97]

mark is the best

[@a.k.4o]

After the 6th drink. We go to are secret contact list, and try to score some coke girls

[@jertyberty]

Bert cool but he's gotta let da main chief queef speak!

[@sorryimsosad]

Around 8:45 Bert broke character and said “tattoos” instead of “tutoos” 😂

[@taz997]

That's wet is already a popular basketball saying.

[@weedallweek]

Mark is funny

[@dustinmcfarland2441]

Bert, kudos to you for bringing the festival to Louisville!

[@rileyswanson321]

Bert's new podcast is gonna be called "I'm not gonna say his name"

[@h0ck3y96]

Sounds like the inside of a chicken coop 5:00

[@carynmartin6053]

I bet Kathleen Madigan will join you guys in Missouri!

[@adrianmcneilly2730]

The edited kiss was my moment. The whole pod was gay! You and mark , is like sitting with the friends i wished i had... Thanks for beng yourselves. Happens to be so funny

[@jano6940]

Borts squeal laugh makes me wanna go into a rage

[@aardeng]

Damn he Said that tour was going to Brandon Missouri and he meant Mississippi, broke my little Missouri heart.

[@ClipCoyote]

Looked up those Real World / Road Rules blondes from the New Orleans season. Not smokeshows. The Mormon one is teethy and the other ordinary. Knowing Bert he likes the teethy Mormon.

[@kip7371]

This ep makes for a nice lil bump before the full rail of YMH. Aye yie yie!!

[@S1X_Bucks]

Those shoes are crowning.

[@divientdragon9265]

It sucks the fully loaded show isn't coming to phoenix

[@nolanlynch2430]

Mark and Bert's new podcast would be called "Gay Lunch".

[@hogancauldron3995]

podcast starts at 4:00

[@grid4359]

I’m gettin sea sick watching whatever’s in the window bob up and down

[@riverjeanmontgomery6664]

Mr. Kreischer, good afternoon. Question “on the “””down low”””👌: is the name ‘Mark Normand’ an abstraction of Norm Macdonald? His shtick is certainly derivative (not to belittle it, it’s great). Hey! It’s comedy!!!