Bertcast # 319 - Ryan Sickler & ME

[@kennedycrevoiserat7095]

Ryan is one of the most underrated comedians. Everything he is in is hilarious

[@Murdock92188]

His laugh is just too contagious. As is his personality. Love him

[@alexanderjeromewhite2380]

He probly needs to market more or somethin haha

[@Doomsdaystomp86]

Cutman!

[@edhernandez8523]

He's very easy to listen to

[@tyrivera9924]

Him and Big Jay deserve hour specials on Netflix.

[@Coopa3711]

The two best giggles in the game!

[@melaniekaweck3433]

Nick Gass love Sicklers laugh it makes me spit coffee

[@oiitzME1266]

Lmao right

[@hazbaska1]

FUUUUUUCK I KNOW!!

[@BootyStarfish]

It’s So contagious

[@Themandogh]

Nick Gass throw Lee syatt in there and you got some hitters

[@oxygenre1650]

The highest pitched podcast ever done

[@hlinville6034]

Sickle cell would be fun to hang out with.

[@EyeShotFirst]

Ryan has one of the most contagious laughs. I'm glad he's finally starting to get some notice. Years of seeing and hearing him with Tom Segura, I would always be baffled that people didn't know who he is. Just a funny as hell guy, that seems like he'd be fun to hang out with.

[@johlryan1367]

Good Morning Julia. Sickler great guest. Great seeing a guy from Baltimore. Got the new special the other day. You really went full trottle.

[@noahthefuckingark]

Johl Ryan thanks jeans, love you mommy ☺️

[@FormerlyKnownAs_Stan]

410

[@howardlloyd9183]

You bet I'm coming up in may.

[@usmc72409]

I go far back to find podcasts with sickler. He’s hilarious. Listening to him plug honey dew before it started is crazzzzy! One of my favorite channels. Ppl should always try getting him on their podcasts. Premium content from beginning to end. We all laugh 10 times harder when Ryan laughs.

[@Cyge240sx]

he flew under the radar for me for a while. Like I didn't dislike him but never watched the Honey Dew. Yeah I was missing out. deep in the rabbit hole now.

[@bigdon3113]

four stroke gang in the house!!!

[@noahthefuckingark]

Big Don I really like that

[@Hjaelteomslag]

Y'all got any cool stuff, slick stuff to tell me about?

[@howardlloyd9183]

You bet I'm coming up in may.

[@Ganun7]

when they said breaking a window is a right of passage for a boy, i got shivers down my spine from memories lmao

[@drea7421]

The Pickle thing is so ACCURATE!

[@MaddawgLongboards5]

They definitely have giant drills that can build subway tunnels in a single pass. Never has Bert sounded dumber

[@Antron7000]

thats kinda his appeal. just says shit even if he knows he knows nothing about it.

[@stalemurfies2031]

Never?

[@wesleyhudnall3353]

Well sickle cell agrees with him.. what does that say?

[@brianx1548]

Bert is a moron. Elon Musk has a boring company and recently wanted to build a test tunnel under Los Angeles. That's probably what ol' Billy red nuts was talking about. They recently scrapped that plan, however, but they're boring a tunnel in Chicago right now. Also, I doubt Bert ever had a real fight in his life. He constantly lies about stuff, like "The Machine" Story and drug usage. He lies about his past drug use all the time too. Makes it out like he experimented a lot more than he really has with things like coke. He also always waits for the guest to tell a story and then you can see his brain scrambling to make up a story to match or one-up whatever he just heard his guest say. You can see it almost happen when Sickler is sharing his food fight story. I mean I get it that all comedians exaggerate their stories for comedic value, but Bert is a straight-up liar and he's horrible at it. Look how desperate he was to proove his machine story when folks were calling bullshit. No real evidence, just some bullshit Facebook verification from supposed classmates. Very easy to fake.

[@oiitzME1266]

Really? never?? ? Or has THOU ever sounded dumber..

[@camdenwelch278]

Wild to hear sickler talking about the Honeydew at this point

[@smartlady4019]

Bert, great job promoting your friends! I went to see Instant Family today, solely based on your recommendation. Segura was great. Fat, but great :)

[@pacman6567]

Your pretty cool for that 😎

[@lilywhite8393]

Me too! Wish Tom Segura had a bigger part, I thought he was perfect.

[@lilywhite8393]

Don't you love the way these guys support each other?

[@minkam3353]

I saw the movie based on Bert's shout out, as well. What a cool thing to do.

[@smartlady4019]

Sober October is my favorite. They come close to killing each other and almost kill themselves in an effort to win.

[@Ken-pv9zu]

Bert "I think I'm still a dad" Kreischer

[@polaroidsofpolarbears365]

Brent " I might have a VD" Krysler

[@matthewcoradeschi6625]

Oooo baybayyyyy also tunnel boring drills do exist. They just move hella slow.... also this is the first bertcast I’ve watched to completion.... nothing like finals and it was really cool to see a different side of Bert

[@OrganicGreens]

10:29 Bill and Bert are both right about the subways. There are two major ways subways are constructed. Cut and cover like Bert thinks. And Deep bore like Bill thinks. Tho New York is Cut and cover for sure. Deep bore is far more expensive but far less disruptive so It will probably become more and more popular.

[@dlemings]

The tunnels bill was referring to in his Zillow video with burt were the tunnels under LA that elon musk is boring underground. Bill was right.

[@OrganicGreens]

No they never mentioned Elon musk or his boring company but Bill was talking about LA subway being built under them and a giant drill bit. Bill at one point says how do you think they build them in New York? Bert says there is no way that's how there built. So they were both wrong and right. Also Elon is not drilling a subway and that's what there talking about all tho it may be what bill was thinking of. Its about 1:50 in the second zillow video.

[@dlemings]

Well there's only one major tunnel being bored underneath LA right now sooooo....

[@Cmcmillen77]

My two favorites. Listened to Ryan on Joe Rogan podcast then just searched his name and found this! Wonderful. Bert quit picking at ur toes lolol

[@littlemac844]

Sickler is my Hero

[@mqtnate]

Yo that t bagging the white vinegar just hit me so hard lol so funny

[@mraduanemc]

My two favorite laughs in the world. Love you guys.

[@thewillingwell2113]

I wanna be Sickler’s friend. Always so cool and hilarious. Giggles were full trottle.

[@howardlloyd9183]

You bet I'm coming up in may.

[@dcityallstar]

Thanks Bert, I was just looking for something to watch.

[@143sc]

Go ahead and put that on my Master Charge.......

[@justinfrei547]

How stoned are these 2 right now, talking about food and candy being so amazing 🤣

[@logandeyoung754]

One of the best podcasts ever

[@Themandogh]

Ryan Sickler a great guy.

[@rhysobrien2439]

Funny how Sickler said that he’s like to meet Danny McBride. He reminds me of him so much with his accent and tone of voice.

[@irkmcspamtroll2556]

Mini Chewy Sweet Tarts are the best.

[@fatsoarg]

"breaking a Window Is a rite of passage of an American boy

[@pwfortner]

millian welvin I broke one with tennis ball. Pussy-ass window

[@pacman6567]

@@pwfortner tss fawking home run

[@oiitzME1266]

I broke my first one having "rock wars" with my friends since we dont get snow down here in SD

[@LastbutNotFirst]

i broke the massive window pain of my house when i was a kid because my brother couldnt catch.. i had to pick up dog shit for 6 fucking months

[@Turk_2023]

Yea I broke a window I forget how...... I was in elementary school, and my dad had me fix it and took $3 a week out of my $5 allowance .....Was a tiny window, but was like 10 weeks of allowance. legit taught me a lesson to not break shit.

[@chasebreeden2155]

I almost threw up bc I'm laughing so hard!!! 🤣

[@chasebreeden2155]

Ryan Sickler is the best!

[@scottywalker2605]

Very funny. Like the one on one sit downs.

[@thetuningfactory1345]

Bill Burr was right about tunnel boring machines. They have spinning screw ore blades and can either meet in the middle or go in one direction from start to finish. Love you boys!

[@cliftonsargent1572]

One of the best guest you can have, Ryan’s stories and legit funny and his laugh is legendary, funny side note it’s feb, 2nd and Bert finally admits on a podcast with his wife that he aggressively cheated on the women that gave him the clap...oh Bert your one of a kind

[@newyearseve86]

Always love to listen to Sickle cell

[@raiders18dr]

Definitely thought this said Ryan Sheckler and was like hmm this will be weirdly interesting

[@CrispyBreadcrust]

fuckin hell dude aint that a throw back havent heard that name in yearrrrssss! his show was lit

[@calska140]

I'll give you a brief synopsis of what that would be like: Brent:"So, is like, skateboarding hard? because I bet I would be good at it" Ryan: "yeah man, it's really hard. Dude youre fat and shit. And like also not 14 years old. It's too late for your old ass to not suck." Bret: "that's a pretty hurtful thing to say, y'know. I've got pretty good genetics" Ryan: "what? Should I just lie to you? You do have good genetics? Then what the fuck am I looking at? Start skateboarding now if you're really committed to killing yourself." Bruh: [suppressed crying] "I think" (sob) "we're done"

[@Petrichords]

11:13 is by far the best impression of an air compressor I've ever heard.

[@GMON94]

I needed this. Haven't even started it yet

[@mattweaver2523]

I love how bert still sits in chairs and couches like hes 12.

[@slayo710]

Lmao Bert is 12

[@bionicnichola9251]

I know so many men who do this 😂 it means there comfortable!

[@Gridster123]

Bert has one of the best memories of anyone ive ever seen

[@Lolqpoiyu]

Listening to this in 2021 hits different w the D’lia comments

[@jamessmall492]

Bert in the UK we have the channel tunnel which runs under the English channel to France as far as I know they didn't empty the channel to build it so can't see why it would be any more of a problem building under the highway

[@cfraley88]

Look up a TBM (tunnel boring machine) that's your drill bit.

[@iTzDeyo]

Totally thought he had Ryan Sheckler I was like weird but ill watch 😂😂

[@Chris-P]

3 yrs later and bert finally did Ryan's pod lol

[@ais5094]

Bro I love Ryan dude he is fucking crazy

[@bboggio28]

Season finale of something’s burning. Food fight!!!

[@sC1337Cs]

Fucking love this podcast... Ryan Sickler is awesome

[@Nathan8rr]

The drill bit is like a big truck drill. It's a specifically designed to drill and drive it's like on temporary tracks. I don't think Burr was lying. He probably saw BIG jobs on discovery

[@dawnkeener9836]

Omg we had a friend that worked at Hardiees and pissed in the pickles....also try jalp. Jelly... Its great!

[@richfarrell4255]

It's called a tunnel boring machine. The machine lines the tunnel with concrete panels as the tunnel is advanced forward. It's the fastest and safest way to build a tunnel.

[@taylorbond5442]

Bert really called it with the Delia comment!

[@shelbybowery2596]

Best cast ever

[@hughlingard]

I started with Joe Rogan. Then I began wearing my jeans high and tight. Now I'm hanging out with Burnt and I'm not even sure how I feel about the whole situation.

[@clevermissfox]

Did you highlight the lowlights after this episode?

[@Outcrankin]

The tunnel they just built in Seattle was bored with one big drill bit essentially ... Look up Bertha boring tunnel .. And you'll find it lol.

[@johnjiquin2406]

awesomeness

[@WhosaidIrene]

Ryan Sickler you had me at pickles 🥒lol

[@GSTACK57]

The fucking pickles killed me 😂

[@Ken-pv9zu]

Bert "I could see myself killing somebody" Kreischer

[@samness5798]

Just coasting on the wake of Segura once again

[@LouStoriale]

Can't wait to watch The Honey Don't

[@bostonsteve2889]

49:18 "i'd do the double hit" LMAO i kept getting double hits hahha

[@steventaylor5687]

Hey Bert have you ever heard of the channel tunnel? They make tunnels and subways all the time under cities.

[@benjamoore]

I love Sickle Cell!!!!!

[@SINBIN9023]

6:34 Insane toe dance

[@carlswabber]

Another epic podcast based purely on names.

[@iscream2232]

Murrrryland represent 🤘

[@ShyGirl20012]

killer podcast

[@turdbowlflowingmoses1400]

Love it

[@SuperShyguy95]

im glad podcasting is where its at . i get the fact people wouldn't want do a show with no pay and on busy schedules. but now joe rogan does the bert Kreischer podcast tom Segura does the hannibal burress podcast everyone has their own podcast and does everyone's.

[@markdavidson1180]

Toe jam and Heineken must be a delicacy for Burnt

[@robdownes8818]

Bert!!! I hate to tell you this BUT BILL BURR is correct about the big as drill bits to drill subways!!

[@wesleyhudnall3353]

Drinking pickle juice helps me with hangovers. Just in case my fellow pickle lovers like to drink as well.

[@schingh1973]

wesley hudnall I’ve always loved it. Recently found out its great for electrolytes.

[@wesleyhudnall3353]

@@schingh1973 thats perfect. no sense in letting it go to waste.

[@darbzz]

here I am re-watching this ....

[@ynots38]

You only stop for school buses when the red lights are flashing and that little stop sign pops out... it says it right on the back of the bus...

[@danieltaylor885]

sickler my man same thoughts on the last fast food meal

[@DavrosSmith]

Bert, you need to check out comedian“Joe Avati” you will laugh your ass off 👍🏼👌🏼

[@Brosie0Donnell]

Funny enough, Chloe Sevigny was in The Snowman.

[@harmlessprankster8417]

They more or less do just have giant drills to make subways tunnels.

[@yawnabol]

Bert picking his toe nails and then his nose.

[@pwfortner]

Food fights were rare but fun

[@CrispyBreadcrust]

LMAO sicklecell the #doublehittah ground and pound

[@SuperHoneyOil]

Bert David Spade is like a big AA sober guy right? Why would you think he would get along with you well lol

[@clevermissfox]

Is he? I've never heard that spade is in recovery , I thought I've seen him having cocktails recently

[@Matty_RN]

Hey hey playa!

[@PongLenis32]

Burt and John belushi would be insane

[@NotYetEst]

Better watch this before Burnt Crysler gets it taken down again

[@bigdon3113]

lol Burnt Chrysler is the most racist comic in the world!

[@MrLarrybill]

Big Don he’s a slack-jawed racisr

[@Adam-qf8ps]

I came here just to witness two of the craziest laughs together, in a podcast.

[@je__.]

pls make that 3 brothers movie with tom and sickler and piss everyone in the world both left and right 😂😂😂

[@esoteric_Derek]

I wish they'd bring back the PB Max. #showyourage

[@nickskaterguy]

SOMEBODY INTRODUCE THIS MAN TO DANNY MCBRIDE, THEY'D BE PERFECT IN A MOVIE

[@Benzy670]

Wait that’s not _Ryan Sheckler!_ You lied to me, Blart Krishna! /s

[@eashonk]

someone should tell bert about elon musk

[@Hjaelteomslag]

"Does he make perfume or whut?"

[@saramariewheeler9304]

THE PICKLE SPEARS

[@heftyhugh9086]

Sickle Cell and Danny McBride needs to happen.

[@wolfhammer88]

When he laughs it reminds me of Jackie Martling

[@cooter2886]

Hi Bert

[@howardlloyd9183]

Burt cast only. Did he have a guest on this episode?

[@devinnnicole92]

I do love me some dill pickles🥒

[@kolodge1994]

anyone else think the green circle of light was there cursor loading?

[@budlybeerburgler8083]

Damn, Papa was a rolling stone.

[@houseofiband]

I fucking love sickle cell man

[@chrisfox3296]

1:30:50 trying to release that fart slowly