Bertcast # 527 - Fully Loaded with Shane Gillis, Nikki Glaser, Mark Normand & More

[@tibbsmcfish3056]

Shane and Mark lifting their sunglasses at each other after every joke. Killing me 🤣

[@JohnLilac]

SODTAOE

[@sekwala4485]

Rolls on deck laughing!

[@florism8647]

Thats because they are actually funny and focus on that. Not trying to acquire woke points like Nikki

[@missouribroad978]

Shane's self control is the true star of this episode.

[@barahng]

Him silently laughing at every dumb thing Nikki Glazer says 😂

[@Thememedrag0n]

It was the “Who invited Nikki?” From Normand that absolutely slayed me.

[@bigboypablo2009]

Shout out to Shane for giving carter the business on this cast

[@blickluke]

Saying mark doesnt respect women because hes uncomfortable and unwilling to engage in one night stands kinks of getting hit in the face is wild, because i guarantee she wouldn't be saying that if the roles were reversed and guys were, on one night stands, asking girls in the middle of hooking up if he can slap and hit them, and then say "do you not respect all men or is it just me? This is something YOU need to work on, cause this is how i get off, its not about you, if you respected me youd do this for me" lol Also i think this is true for 90% of guys who have had women properly scratch them up during sex, leaving marks that last for days, draws blood even, ive never had a female ask permision first snd neither has any other guy ive known

[@deaderthendead041]

She's a blathering fool. Can't make a valid argument so her argument with Mark devolves into his being a misogynist in a roundabout way 🤦🏼‍♂️ the question should be who invited carter

[@thedondaithi1304]

​​@@blicklukecry about it 😂

[@odin8010]

Time stamp?

[@jacobiwilson3887]

In the VERY beginning when Shane starts laughing and raises his sunglasses to look at everyone while Nikki is talking is SO classic!!!

[@thejamiefoster]

Coke chatter is the worst.

[@LeChina]

@@thejamiefoster ruthless 😂

[@tylerzulewski2424]

Mark’s “It’s better than Lyft” bit went over everyone’s head but Shane’s. That one got me good.

[@EworSivart]

Mark is a funny mfer!

[@longhorn100kid1]

Time stamp?

[@thedestroyer589]

1:13:13

[@alisonw7802]

1:13:34 to be more precise. For the better build up use the other time stamp.

[@sofarsohi]

Hey! As a swiss, didn't get the lyft background - except that it's a Uber competitor. What is the innuendo behind it? Thx a lot for clearing my mind!

[@michaelfabian2401]

I, more than ANYTHING want to see a Bert Vs. Shane Bud Light competition. Ari got SMOKED in the first challenge, and now I want to see a round two Gillis Vs. Kreischer. Let's make this happen!

[@FoulballProductions]

That’s a balanced card of comparable talents.

[@michaelfabian2401]

@Jayson Knight Nahhhh Nikki is Coooo

[@tune6000]

Burt would smoke him

[@ticaljarvis]

Just Bud Lights wouldn’t work… as Berty Boy needs his booze & nose beers 🍻 ❄️ to keep it entertaining

[@eddielopez9500]

Easy Shane W Bert drinks like he has class

[@Andrew_The_Chile]

What a nice tour bus. I walked in, I said “wow, what a nice tour bus”

[@OvertheTopShot]

You absolutely cant go wrong with Mark and Shane. Legends

[@tr1ck0]

They have the best chemistry. Them on Rogan and Kill Tony 🤣🤣🤣

[@NoVACorpsGaming]

THE GOATS OF THIS GENERATION

[@Hugh_Junet]

Mark Normand voice-“comedy”

[@nuckels188]

Farting in the mic is the best possible move

[@brantbelanger152]

they weren't even trying either

[@ZChoate]

Never, ever, make Shane Gillis share a microphone.

[@matthenry2564]

For real

[@royeaston6067]

Yeah but always always make nikki glaser share one.

[@widespreadGoose]

yeah wtf does that other guy have his own mic and shane doesn’t

[@TwentyEight80s]

Seriously

[@auggroo716]

@@royeaston6067 she shouldn't be aloud to talk. No mic for her

[@TheStealthyPyro]

Shane's face when Nikki starts talking at light speed has me dying 😂😂

[@SouperScope]

What time stamp

[@callieb6454]

@@SouperScope literally the whole podcast

[@earthrocker2296]

I’m pretty sure Nikki tried to kiss Shane… “I didn’t know you had a gf, now I have to see you the rest of this comedy festival tour” … you can tell she wants some of that young 🐂🐂🐂

[@etangbose4755]

@@earthrocker2296 she’s usually a heavy talker but she had to have been coked up this ep

[@allanjim3]

@@SouperScope the short bus left without you again huh?

[@HungryTacoBoy]

Shane and Mark are so funny they're able to make me listen to a podcast featuring Nikki Glaser.

[@rekeembelac1684]

Shane solidified his real ness here and I’m forever a loyal dawg s/o MSSP

[@skibooski6884]

The wild Wild West

[@nvmm166]

Real ass ness

[@loganmitton6442]

SODTAOE

[@CMoore6tfour]

go watch the case race lol

[@nvmm166]

@@CMoore6tfour no one watches barstool Gaye boy

[@thomassmith8192]

I've never identified as much with anyone more than Shane than his reaction to everything on this podcast 🤣

[@BanditoBurrito]

I loved his serious uncomfortable stare when the pornstar just showed up

[@charlesbirdsong6782]

@Baise Duezcke Mark and Shane are both the voices in your head.

[@onelife829]

Shane represents us “the deplorables”

[@thatn_ggajandro3197]

@Baise Duezcke hilarious

[@twitterfingers5241]

Shane is a real ass dude

[@tomscullin]

Shane, Mark and Jay is always a recipe for magic.

[@tenakoe4258]

Just imagine if they triple teamed Nikki Bert could direct. It would be historic. 2 girls 1 cup? How bout 3 cockmedians can't shut her up.

[@iparivartan]

Don't forget the invisible voices

[@klausheissler3288]

Carter going “that’s kinda gross” is the most hilarious thing said in this cast

[@jonnygranville281]

No doubt.

[@jacksoncothren5831]

Normand and Shane are a trip with the sunglasses moves. Great podcast.

[@cassidyerickson7408]

They're both hungover hahaha they are the same in that way just like me😂

[@lav7161]

Pink eye from eating to much ass. It happens 🥳

[@michaelgoulding6654]

Mark and Shane's backs must hurt after carrying this entire podcast

[@gooeystuff6726]

I think u ment big jay

[@DMurcielago]

Mark said like 7 words Jay definitely did his part

[@Hector.Zeroni]

You’re delusional and biased. They were actually both really reserved during this. You could tell how much they both respected the comedians around them and were letting them talk. You could also see Shane’s uncomfortability at first, especially with the sexual tension between him and Nicky going on. You could see how much he doesn’t thrive in big groups and how badly he just wanted to close the deal with Nicky and get out of there.

[@Gilky342]

@@Hector.Zeroni Why would Shane wanna fuck Nikki, he said she talked shit about him on Howard Stern when he got cancelled

[@Cultofderek]

They carry every podcast theyre on...they're always the funniest ones wherever they are

[@daveybraden]

Bert “you tell the story” Shane starts talking and Bert just takes over every time.

[@Reclipsegaming]

Oh good so nothing as changed 🙄

[@reillyobrien4372]

Bert is seriously worse at podcast hosting than Opie or Stuttering Jon. He went from openly not paying any attention whatsoever to the podcast while constantly interrupting to yell at background people. Then when he actually joins the podcast he just babbles over everyone cause he can't handle not hearing his own voice for more than a few seconds at a time.

[@chiefkeith5641]

@@reillyobrien4372 calm down

[@AnthonySal]

ALWAYS. He interrupts every good story I swear lol

[@scv909]

Bert is that meme with the kid about to bust a vein in his head trying to be quiet for one second.

[@kiddbuu5178]

Shane's face everytime Nikki talks is hilarious.

[@dorianpaul7026]

Dude🤣 hes like "Usually they leave in the morning..."

[@TombRaider666]

@@dorianpaul7026 lmaooo

[@GETmessedUPP]

Can't say I blame him

[@tenakoe4258]

Who else would chip in for bail money if Shane ripped out a backhand? Sometimes it's for the greater good.

[@andrewweber1993]

@@tenakoe4258 it would have been a punch in the belly, not a backhand.

[@NokSuKow31]

Shane leaning into the awkwardness and telling them to say sorry is gold

[@connorgriffin342]

Hahahaha I was thinking the same thing

[@jvzqz13]

I'm listening to Carter and all I'm thinking how bad Patrice O'Neal would light her up.. RIP Patrice

[@MH-dy5pb]

He would make her cry

[@3rdeye931]

He would’ve August Ames’d her

[@fdreszeres8059]

He will make her goes back to porn

[@TexasSweethearts]

I love Patrice but he was wrong a lot of times he just says it with so much confidence and certainty that he wins. No one can take him on but that doesn’t mean he’s right.

[@Troughi]

@@TexasSweethearts yes but it was always so damn funny

[@trevoredwards8666]

"Speaking of disrespecting women, Man's get me a beer" Gilly coming at ya

[@chadcalhoun3710]

Bruhh, Shane gillis drinking Ari shaffir under the table with 200,000 Bud lights as Ari's puking into the cooler on the JRE experience, by far the best thing I watched in a while

[@Scrumdawgrizzillionaire]

Dude destroyed him.

[@zellis1294]

That awkward silence at 1:03:41 after what Shane says to Mark might be one of the funniest moments I’ve ever seen on a podcast 😂🤣

[@alleystargrowley2784]

yeah i just saw that part. good shit

[@Nick-rz7ue]

This had me in tears. Instant silence and his head looking up. Felt like a perfect scene in a movie.

[@chrish8016]

Something was definitely cut out…

[@etyrnalizd4603]

@@chrish8016 you think ?

[@user-bx3gk9sb1o]

And then immediately moving on without acknowledging it. Literally couldve been a scene out of the office💀

[@inkonpaperhero]

I can't stop watching Shane's face while Nikki talks lol. Just looking right into the camera with like genuine alarm

[@imemberberry]

"I like to watch the faces of people around her when she gets going. I see people's souls leaving their fuckin body." 8:00 Not even ten minutes in, and The Kahuna starts thrashing lmao

[@HIGHTS]

"genuine alarm" lmfaooo

[@alexharrah5074]

I love Shane absolutely roasting Carter the whole show after she made the comment to Mark.

[@steeno629]

Timestamp? I could only make it 10 minutes in so I could hear Shane telling Nikki she stinks.

[@tr1ck0]

@@steeno629 start at like 40 minutes

[@mattydaddy3162]

People like Carter need people like Shane around to shit on them, not literally

[@tanyadouglas5241]

She did point out the Truth, Mark just didn't wanna admit it.. Its easier to mistreat a woman you have no respect for, same applies for women to men.

[@tr1ck0]

@@tanyadouglas5241 shut up

[@drewprosser8861]

Shane letting his homies get crushed by a chicks argument for the laugh and then immediately crushing her afterwards cuz those are his boys is peak bro performance

[@thedogs3467]

He’s the current alpha of comedy. He’s the next Rogan popularity wise.

[@samanthawinstead4578]

Time stamp?

[@drewprosser8861]

@@samanthawinstead4578 can’t remember the time but it’s literally the moment that ex porn star chick got on the podcast

[@netanelyomtov3330]

44:00

[@IHJello]

One chick has has the Bieber stroke lip

[@user-bx3gk9sb1o]

Shane is still so early in his career and already miles ahead of everyone dude is gonna be a legend

[@VIEWITIS]

Gillis seems like he's got the best mates in the world. PA really coming through.

[@JORDan-bh8qw]

58:41 Shane is being both completely honest and sarcastic at the same time lmfao "go off, king"

[@mistercath]

That part had me literally rolling in my bed laughing

[@gabrieldiaz6639]

Can Ct

[@Niceslowcosby]

🔥

[@jwilli726]

I'm dying laughing at Shane's facial expressions alone

[@marinemd]

Mark Normand farting into the mic and Shane laughing at it is just the goofin I needed to see today from the boys.

[@kaydawgy1999]

Carter Cruise is a real life pack of cigarettes

[@heisyanforero8546]

This deserves more attention

[@steven1479]

​@@heisyanforero8546 No it doesn't

[@hardtosayreallly]

Best comment on this show by miles. Nice work

[@ChimneyFish]

*Ashtray

[@lovesthetunes]

She gives you cancer?

[@snowywinters2536]

Shane is an 11/10 in my book after this.

[@tsedubgyatso]

Automatic. Still is.

[@samueladam8725]

8 minutes in and Shane crushed Nikki’s soul. He’s doing the lords work holy hell

[@SimonSon96]

Need just Shane, Big Jay & Normand

[@Drikcdfhjbvfijf]

Definitely

[@emilyrodriguez1160]

and Brian

[@cmsmith1031]

@@emilyrodriguez1160 who?

[@artsyjoe94]

@@cmsmith1031 branson

[@GetNice23]

Gang

[@Ayyylmaooooo411]

I love how Shane jokingly says what everyone is thinking when saying apologize to the porn star lol😂

[@jackcross8616]

Shane is so damn good. I cried during the rabbit punches.

[@jackcross8616]

@K S no

[@jackcross8616]

@K S 48:48 what he does with his hands is what you would call rabbit punches

[@steveround315]

Earthworm

[@AnthonySal]

Hahah agreed. The guys just naturally funny.

[@Jabroni31]

How did Shane not have a mic he’s literally the funniest at just back and forth than any other person there

[@BEARSTORM94]

U are obviously unfamiliar w the bonfire

[@Okillydokilly69]

@@BEARSTORM94 the best bonfires are with Shane

[@colinmccallum9643]

He's also probably the best at getting the mic back from Nikki though

[@Kzds4909]

Who gave Nikki a mic is the bigger question. Shes alot and not in a good way.

[@dedo7326]

@@Kzds4909 yeah she sucks

[@CoreyStylesTV]

The genius of Mark Normand is encapsulated in his “Better than lift!” Punch. 😂😂😂

[@uGotGot1618]

Shane loved it

[@whataloadofbollox]

he has told that story so many times that the punchlines are locked and loaded, it seems spontaneous though if you haven't heard it before !

[@HungryTacoBoy]

Carter's ability to form together nearly whole sentences is commendable.

[@JakeReynoldsLive]

“Mark and Jay were degrading women and Carter was standing up for them” Jesus Christ I love Shane so much

[@Cody-xi8iy]

Lol “apologize”

[@lordfordification]

"I don't like all this talk about male penises. Stop."

[@bencamm3416]

@@lordfordification lol hahahahaha

[@evenbuzzard4642]

that carter cruise girl is gross.

[@lordfordification]

@@evenbuzzard4642 correct. I don't watch much porn. I've never seen her, but seeing her now, I see why she wears a disguise. Is it her teeth or lips that are fucked up? Her voice is nails on a chalkboard.

[@ZatchBolski]

Jay was so annoyed hearing Bert cut everyone off, he had to smoke 2 cigs. Also, Shane not having a mic the whole time was a terrible move.

[@diggysoze2897]

How you out here simpin for Shane. He’s playin’ you shorty.

[@stealthyturtles]

@@diggysoze2897 Shane’s one of the biggest up and coming comedians right now, but instead we have Nikki and carter talking about fucking for an hour instead of a bunch of comedians cutting up.

[@ZatchBolski]

@@diggysoze2897 you mean shawty?

[@JackofTrades21]

@@diggysoze2897 L

[@diggysoze2897]

@@JackofTrades21 R

[@coryobrien8879]

Mark at the 25 minute mark “I braid their hair” was golden and nobody acknowledged it lol

[@JimothyBridgemont]

It gave me so much joy when Shane shuts down all the cringe “sex positive” girl talk. Trying to spin not wanting to hit a girl into meaning you don’t respect her. Get some help women. That shit is junk.

[@Nousername27837]

As a woman, I am beyond mortified having these two speak on behalf of my gender. Especially on the topic of what we like during sex. 100/100% giving the cringiest and worst advice ever. Good fucking Lord. This needs to be on r/cringe.

[@tibbsmcfish3056]

41:12 Shane putting his sunglasses back on 😎 as soon as Carter starts talking 🤣

[@callieb6454]

Was looking for this comment

[@geromelegnome5446]

Go off, King!!!

[@franksiller4245]

Mark Norman has become my favorite comedian

[@tr1ck0]

I hope he teams up with Shane on a podcast 🙏🏽

[@JSorb]

Norman? Never meddum

[@WickedSpade]

Dudes a beast. I saw Bert at The Greek and Mark was one of the openers. He was better than Bert IMO. Hands down the quickest, funniest guy out there right now. Sam Morrill opened as well and he's great too

[@justinloyd8315]

I like him because he’s always murdering in a room even when people are trying to be serious.

[@owenjackson589]

@@WickedSpade his 30 minute special on netflix is a killer

[@jonmiller801]

“So you’re making tags without a microphone and you’re not a comedian” had me fucking dying and nobody recognized it 😂

[@SGFTI]

If it was just Shane, Mark and Jay this would be great.

[@PRICEX]

Love how everytime I want to hear Shane tell a story, Bart completely interrupts him and ruins it

[@johnpeterson2335]

It s what he does best

[@musiclifelove]

@@johnpeterson2335 Along with squeal-laughing at his own stories

[@vp-oe1em]

Classic move

[@tonybragassa6855]

He’s the worst in the room.

[@petershury7135]

It’s really annoying and Bert isn’t really funny

[@kennyprice7441]

Carter just glazed over the fact rhat they werent comfortable hitting women and made them seem like the bad guys

[@lordfordification]

That retort from Shane about guys being disrespected for not getting pegged when asking for it was hilarious

[@dodgemf1]

@@lordfordification he loves getting pegged I bet

[@fuckamericanidiot]

But she is glazed over, that's inevitable

[@vp-oe1em]

Yeah, WTF is wrong w her?

[@fuckamericanidiot]

@@vp-oe1em Copious drugs, alcohol and the perfect soft brain for woke.

[@jirisseveredponytail143]

Everytime Bert interrupts Shane… I literally clench my fists 🤣😅🤦‍♀️

[@MyLoganb]

That ashtray in the bucket hat is the worst. Mark and Shane are gold as always!!

[@guylander6844]

I love Shane, give him that mic unless you're singing about Bob Saget

[@zootsoot2006]

I luv ya Bob Saget

[@GrilledCheeseDanny]

Big Jay's song about Bob Saget was way better, "Cut it Out"

[@brodyzeee]

Bert - "Fuck Punch, that's a great name for a band" Everybody agrees. Mark - "Horrible drink!" 💀

[@chug_plays5685]

If only Bert knew of the band Cockpunch

[@KingDomsKingdom85]

😂😭

[@googlesucks8978]

Yes those are words said from this podcast

[@steven1479]

The "great band name" but is so hack and overused. it's horrible.

[@Derek_Keenan]

street joke vs real joke

[@godsglizzy2232]

Shane and Mark are honestly the best together. 🕶️

[@davidbess796]

50:08 Shane talking about punching Carter in the face talking to him about politics. Fucking hilarious cause you know he wasn’t lying about actually wanting to do that shit. 😂😂

[@scottforster8361]

Shane and Mark are the lifeblood of this shit. “Is that why you got the hat?” 😂

[@JeffNixonComedy]

12:15 shane just laughing at how Bert outright cuts him (and everyone else) off (all the time)

[@TheDude_90]

Well Bart NEVER gets to talk…

[@brandonfranzen5191]

With the worst analogy of all time

[@leoncaravelli]

Bert ruined his own podcast! So fukn annoying!

[@jared2lit]

LOL

[@777KZL]

Man I'm livid about the parentheses in your comment, don't ever do that stupid sh!t again🤬

[@bawa2862]

when berts goes into squeeky laugh mode.. i remember how terrible the world is

[@danielkopecny8652]

Its so bad, especially at 1:46:02

[@johnangelo75]

Fale AF

[@elmarkymark]

Can we just have the Big Jay, Normand, and Gillis parts?

[@nickcrifase1850]

This 🙌

[@michaelwolff4988]

Don't forget Brian Simpson

[@fakeyawns]

Shane and Danny McBride are destined to work together. Edit: Called it. Wheels are in motion! kzbin.info/www/bejne/fWG6fo1jnLuLh5o

[@greenfox42]

OMG the duo I didn’t know I needed until now!

[@pdxkid6969]

Fuckk that would be awesome

[@masonorfe8334]

shane’s “go off king” line is maybe the funniest part of the whole endeavor 😂

[@jimmiferfreddette8583]

Time stamp?

[@masonorfe8334]

@@jimmiferfreddette8583 58:30, right after Brian walks in

[@johnnylowe6181]

Great podcast, episode should be called, "Burt Chrystler's Attempts to Set the World Record for the Most People Talked Over in a Single Podcast".

[@mr.positivity6659]

The eyes behind the glasses every time Nicki opens her mouth, Shane your a legend

[@aberwood]

Bert's ability to lie so often, so badly, without any consequences is kind of genius.

[@lokithecat7225]

It's like AoC, if she had a Sense of Humor. Maybe Burnt needs to get into Politics.

[@ChiggidyChuck]

He's the worst. Actually no this porn star chick is the worst. Bert is the 2nd worst.

[@fffraaankkk]

@@lokithecat7225 You can't run for office shirtless and w sandals.

[@dakodaschwepker6902]

That’s comedy in a nutshell

[@treefiddytwoo]

@@fffraaankkk you just haven't seen it done yet.

[@brookspn]

Watching Shane and Mark’s faces while Carter goes on and on really makes this pod worth watching. Shane especially seems to detest her.

[@timaldridge84]

Who's carter Edit nevermind haha and yea easy to hate

[@fuckamericanidiot]

He doesn't detest her, he detests her presence

[@TJ-qn3cm]

Mark is fucking annoying and unfunny. Shane is the man and crazy hilarious. I was dying when Shane was demanding people apologize

[@Ynotnow9900]

I think Nikki glaser annoys him more

[@jbagger331]

I don't know, he seems to be okay with her, it's Nikki who seems to annoy him.

[@thegimp7796]

Bert: why's everyone wearing sunglasses? Normand: it's easier...face things

[@xxfrank12]

He said "It's easier to face things"

[@WKRP187]

@@xxfrank12 Think that's what the "..." is for. PS I realize it would have been quicker to just type out the two letter word

[@twoma5638]

berts "what" really made it

[@mall7202]

"Could've been Lyft" haha...Mark and Shane rule

[@allenwrench4367]

Facts, they are the only reason I'm listening

[@cripplingclaustrophobia]

Shane, Mark and Jay make this worthwhile.

[@leoncaravelli]

Bert makes it unwatchable!

[@Specnon45]

not so much Jay

[@talkingmoney4499]

Jay isn’t funny can we please stop ….Nikki is funnier and so is very

[@skibooski6884]

@@talkingmoney4499 jay isn’t super funny but he’s great in conversation

[@tomscullin]

@@Specnon45 Sorry but Jay is hilarious

[@roadhog2284]

Carter isn't walking out of this podcast with new fans 😆

[@BrickTop06]

Tough hang

[@3rdeye931]

That’s cool. I guess I’ll be her OnlyFan. 😉

[@littlewigglemonster7691]

@@3rdeye931 lmao

[@robpigozzi1]

@@3rdeye931 ayyyoooooo

[@petershury7135]

@@3rdeye931 noice 👌🏼

[@kaygee893]

‘Well he’s indigenous so I don’t think their names are funny…’. Glasses up. Glasses down. He’s a genius.

[@steeno629]

Shane and Mark should be on every LA podcast to comment on their dumb shit in real time. Would make LA podcasts watchable.

[@RushISVarietyB]

Cuz they're so unwatchable, right? I was wondering why they're so successful. Or maybe, get some NY comics to spice up the dull LA podcasts, and get some LA comics to the east coats podcasts to have them chill out a bit. Best of both worlds?

[@ICUP570]

LA podcasts always end up being a therapy session or "inside baseball"

[@RushISVarietyB]

@@ICUP570 and NY podcasts are just a barrage of half thought or recycled jokes. You mix the 2 together and you have gold.

[@thatn_ggajandro3197]

@@RushISVarietyB austin podcast scene better , with protect our parks, kill tony, ymh, Tim Dillon,

[@TJ-qn3cm]

Please no I can’t stand Mark Norman, his stand up is barely funny. Shane is leagues better

[@machbass]

The funniest comedians all in one room and Bert still setting up dead conversational points constantly

[@BrickTop06]

He's a brilliant hype man who seems so sociable and yet has short bus level social skills.

[@jayfreedman5186]

Carter Cruise is one of the funniest comedians in a room? Is the room full of corpses?

[@p.t9047]

Dudes the worst!

[@BrickTop06]

@@jayfreedman5186 lol pretty sure we're just completely ignoring her in this context. She has a horrific personality and was a comedy cock blocker on this, ironically.

[@AyAy008]

The only funny people in that room are Mark and Shane.

[@GymAndSun]

Carter is immediately and so clearly the Yoko of this podcast

[@dandunlap8638]

Right!!!

[@tr1ck0]

And she was spit roasted accordingly.

[@chriss.8582]

Annoying voice too, just like Yoko.

[@the_cheap_ones]

She so barred out

[@rawpower12xu]

That raspy voice with excessive “like, uhmmm, like” Ugh

[@j.collins231]

Never ever give Carter a microphone.

[@devonl5769]

Fr

[@Godshonestruth]

The least entertaining lot lizard ever

[@Briangolfs]

Shane’s “apologize” to Mark after that girl judged him for actually opening up about his difficulty in bed is the best comment a friend could make to break the ice in after an awkward woke call out.

[@alanlopez4677]

Time stamp?

[@AdityaMoudgal]

@@alanlopez4677 Around 41:00 - 42:00

[@DriftingMunki]

That comment reads like it was generated by an AI

[@danidan9917]

She absolutely did go woke on him. Shouldn't it be about consent on both sides? The guy has to be as comfortable to do what's being asked as the receiver is. Consent MF. Goes both ways.

[@danidan9917]

He said...nah I'm not into it. I'm just not into it. He said the girl said hit me hit me, and he said I can't it's weird. That's him saying I DONT CONSENT! What is hard for you to get about that?@@adambaltes7734

[@rawpower12xu]

1:11:26 “Is that why you got that hat?” 😂 Shane 👌🏼

[@steveround315]

With those beauties

[@mattydaddy3162]

Carter Cruise makes Nikki Glazer seem smart

[@grantagz3394]

It’s kind of hilarious how clearly this pod shows how top tier Mark and Shane are overall.

[@paranoidandroid8543]

Shane and Mark are dying inside having to be on this podcast. Hence the sunglasses.

[@brianlewis1372]

True but their performances were top notch probably due to not caring at all lol

[@MikeMoreland86]

Flapping them was so funny

[@bigmoose99]

They’re a little hungover and a little gay.

[@seanmatthewking]

Bert talks too much. He just needs to filter out 2/3 of his BS and then he'll be cool.

[@stealthyturtles]

Can’t really listen to this without them. It’s the Nikki and Carter hour talking about fucking, typical “funny” female

[@lilotron2482]

I look forward to the day when Shane can guest on a podcast and snl doesn’t even come up once

[@robertogarnica2034]

Save our parks

[@gbay5250]

Ymhh

[@ShopliftersMugshot]

Can someone link that Nikki Howard stern clip?

[@bigmoose99]

Getting canceled was the best thing to happen to Shane’s career. I wouldn’t know who he is if was on SNL.

[@24-7-ElectricalServices]

Love this

[@colinmccallum9643]

I'm thinking the funniest part of this podcast is watching the NY guys dance around the woke comments and their facial expressions

[@tuttutteddy8889]

really shows just how different california, particularly la is to the tests of the usa

[@diggysoze2897]

Everyone makes that argument; but Tony Hinchcliffe was in Cali for how long; went to Texas just a few months before people tried cutting his career short.

[@TheDJOblivion]

@@diggysoze2897 it only lasted for a week.

[@diggysoze2897]

@@TheDJOblivion that is correct. But after everything he’d ever said in Cali, without ever having an issue, he moved to Texas and almost immediately there were people trying to shut him down. My point is that “cali liberal” argument is garbage. There are garbage people in every state

[@s.cunningham4398]

NY, Brian Simpson, Chelcie Lynn "Comedy" -Mark Normand

[@artslaughter9009]

Was such a good episode snd then this carter person shows up. Totally killed the vibe.

[@goodie2shoes]

Bert lured me in with these guests . It still is a tough watch at times.

[@jakebriscoe]

wouldve been such a good ep minus 2 people… or minus one at least. we all know who that one is

[@Looch27]

@@jakebriscoe 100%

[@IzzyDizzy101]

@@jakebriscoe I’ve never disliked a porn star so much

[@Samsok013]

@@jakebriscoe the 2 women you mean?

[@jakebriscoe]

@@Samsok013 i actually think chelcie lynn would’ve made a good addition if she stuck around longer

[@SilkyMJohnson]

How awesome would it be if they all just started singing "I love you, Bob saget"? Lmao that tribute song is one of the funniest things I've ever seen

[@cujo3357]

LOS VERSION.

[@briccs3830]

I was hoping they would

[@ThroatGoatNancy]

If a dabbed up Luis was there it definitely would of happened.

[@D.Jay..]

Imagine being in a room full of comedians just to take everything literal and serious 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@kneetotheface]

that chick and her hat both suck bad

[@treyrussell5120]

Who is that in regards to?

[@D.Jay..]

@@treyrussell5120 carter at first, she settled in but at first i was like man chill they joking its what they do

[@treyrussell5120]

@@D.Jay.. didnt finish the pod yet. as soon as she started talking i was like ohhh thats who you meant lmao

[@D.Jay..]

@@treyrussell5120 yea shane was not having it 😂

[@bromine1032]

Shane going “Apologize” killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@motorhead412]

Bart's beer belly in close-up is both terrifying and fascinating

[@codyyoumans4402]

I’m 10 minutes in and Shane already has me in tears and he hasn’t said shit

[@Frank-qz8ut]

Same

[@T_D_B_]

Funniest dude alive

[@cactusheater7981]

“Working the clinch” had me crying

[@brobert4172]

The shades shenanigans between Shane and mark was best part

[@comma_man]

Fully loaded, no really!!! Btw now every time Mark Normand does word association, after being pointed out by Shane Gillis on JRE, I am always cognisant of it,… so much so that I can’t unhear it. He just said “Mansy Pelosi” when they were talking about Mans. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@connorgerrish3421]

This is one of the greatest Bert casts in a long time. Carter threw shade in a room full of people who have black belts in giving it right back

[@the_cheap_ones]

She also has a black belt in getting it from the back

[@kneetotheface]

@@the_cheap_ones brown...belt?

[@L_e_o]

@@kneetotheface nah her experience lies in taking belts off

[@alwayzchillin0714]

I enjoyed watching Shane’s face while Nikki talked. You could just see the jokes in his head. 🤣

[@skvllfvkk8601]

MLK peeking over Shane’s shoulder to make sure he doesn’t say any slurs.

[@treventures2422]

Carter Cruise is about as likeable as her voice

[@3rdeye931]

I like her films. So she’s at least somewhat likable.

[@WKRP187]

Why is she even with this group?? What am I missing??

[@B14k3]

@@WKRP187 she’s sleeping with bert

[@Derek_Monk]

​@@WKRP187pity friend.

[@Notdavidjustsomeguy]

1:10:35 Nikki's face when Shane says "you don't understand what it's like." lol

[@louiecampanelli5343]

“I braid the hair” Mark Normand 🐐😂❤️🐐❤️

[@JCQUEVEDO7]

If we could subtract Nikki and Bert, it would be an amazingly enjoyable podcast

[@Teddy-nd2jq]

Shane saying, “hey hey” after mark said titillating is incredible, hey hey is for normand, what “what’s that” is to chip chipperson