Best Confessionals (Part 1)

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[@matt4895]

"She has no problem flirting with clearly ANYTHING that walks." Courtney honestly queen

[@owengette8089]

The little look she gives as she says that is priceless.

[@BreakTheIce222]

I like how she said "clearly ANYTHING that walks"

[@NYChica23]

Courtney is the queen of ending people in her confessionals...I still remember her saying that Denise shouldn't get a million dollars because she sucks at life, and this isn't welfare

[@caidenmagill1006]

Honestly queen

[@juliejustdance]

“That would be doing a great diservice to the flavor vanilla.” 😂

[@kaziabir1]

Nobody is clamouring to get Julie flavor anything

[@donholmes3267]

Are you talking pussy ?😊

[@brittanyclark7919]

parvarti could flirt with a rock

[@andreal.nievesmendez3885]

brittany clark and the rock would fall in love

[@frankhahah8127]

Francesca ate it

[@thatsEforEveryone]

@@andreal.nievesmendez3885 periodt 💀😭😂

[@taruneisen990]

The rock might get hard

[@detwynner5]

Parvati would then break its heart

[@RobRomeo73]

I'm so glad they kept Colby's extended pause in his confessional and didn't edit it out

[@Cherokeechuck9]

Colbys last confessional. Iconic

[@6Pope9]

So good

[@melonmanwill]

It’s the most Colby thing

[@poonking3628]

I always loved Sandra's confessional about the villains

[@daniplaysoneasy-9454]

Oh man! She didn't even need a confessional! Remember 'I'm against you russell.' Classic

[@dkhgr]

I also love how she hates everyone but doesnt hate Parvarti! lol

[@frogrealness]

dkhgr nobody hates queen parvati 👑

[@froggo9696]

Susie Sheep *cough* ozzy

[@haydenbuell7860]

@@frogrealness simp

[@vintage1520]

OMG Kass confessional about Morgan LOL

[@jackjansen4704]

Miguel S OMG Morgan confessional about Kass LOL

[@elijahculper5522]

If Kass doesn’t come back for a Heroes vs Villains season, Justice doesn’t exist.

[@brokenpikachu9491]

Based on the post merge edit Morgan got, she wasn’t wrong

[@bandicootthundersnatch7934]

woo didn’t talk much during his season, but oh boy... when he did...

[@savageguineapig5857]

He’s got ninja skills

[@SouthernSkeptic]

"Get a fat dip of that guac."

[@dasanicombs3205]

@@SouthernSkeptic LMAO

[@landonweaver1040]

My favorite quote from him is “I would have to be an idiot to take Tony to the end”

[@bigboibubba5528]

@@SouthernSkeptic He said it so aggressively it honestly scared me

[@Eric42RandomVideos]

My favorite was when Wu stole Spencer's clue.

[@thechickenman3713]

Wu vs spencer is hilarious

[@nachoalvarez7171]

It's Woo

[@Gamefileplays]

Ninga mode

[@salmonache1601]

Nacho Alvarez it’s Wu

[@theorangeguy6704]

Simon Martinez-Herrera no it’s not

[@jaridmarcel]

Courtney Yates is amazing

[@jamietiller429]

Colby: I've never quit anything in my life. *thinks about things he's quit*

[@anthonymort5202]

The confessional took so long for him to say absolutely nothing

[@nanaz1473]

Nick on 'being pretty girls' are hilarious

[@alymetz2020]

It feels great 😄

[@gbrgbr6625]

Wich season is this

[@serbianbeyonder3847]

@@gbrgbr6625 KaoH Rong i think

[@td5376]

"boom, sonic the hedgehog style"

[@anthonymort5202]

I really can't believe woo thought he was going to get votes at final tribal council acting like that

[@matthewbadger6212]

Rob Cesternino in All-Stars had THE BEST confessional ever: "Boston Rob and Amber are gonna do it. I don't know when, but they're gonna do it." Hands down the most I've ever laughed after a confessional.

[@kristina-on8hm]

The guy predicted the future😂

[@dianeburtulato]

MLBeast and they’ve been doing it for 15 years 😭

[@anaj835]

And he wasn't wrong.

[@teamsteed1]

@@kristina-on8hm Yeah he does. ;)

[@landonweaver1040]

@@kristina-on8hm he probably just asked the magic 8 ball

[@Tedieke]

I do love Sandra. "I equally hate them all!" She had me rolling on the floor laughing. I love survivor!!!

[@kingofthorns203]

I have it memorized. Her attitude is the same as mine towards my coworkers 😂😂

[@jobiwan1015]

The best part about watching Sandra's confessionals is knowing she'd win

[@em8231]

Cochran’s confessional about Julia has always been one of my favorites😂

[@worthplayingfor2197]

What if there was a reward where you can watch all the confessions

[@miguelvargas15]

That’s a game changer

[@johnlegion4646]

No that would be too OP

[@maddy5827]

Omg that would be awesome lol

[@cjtrules1]

The confessionals of? You do realize they are FILMING the season at the same time they are playing it right? They don't have the footage edited together for anything.

[@maddy5827]

Christopher Thomson it’s filmed like a year in advance

[@MsSexyDiva4Lyfe]

OMG the dude sharpening the machete lol

[@namk19]

I still think Rob slamming the Rotu’s is still the best confessional ever

[@TheCryptonian]

😂😂😂 Woo stealing Spencer's clue is made funnier because Spencer's the one person who'd be the most salty over it.

[@nicholinaplange4750]

Rob calling their other female the toughest GUY in the tribe is just rude and funny at the same time 😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@datsuntwosixty160]

If the m*nge fits

[@jordanmyers9258]

Made me laugh. It's funny watching how bad these things age. Dude would be boycotting Survivor in a second nowadays with someone saying that.

[@reubenmanzo2054]

That confessional got me completely confused. For one, I don't think they'd have access to any sausages on the island.

[@ilovelamp22]

@@jordanmyers9258 For sure, calling one guy queer because he likes to cook, the ignorance is staggering.

[@kingofthorns203]

Most of my extended family is from that part of MA. They’re exactly like Boston Rob and Danielle, and sound just like them too 😆😆

[@GeoffVentures]

This could be all Tyson and it would still be the best confessionals

[@landonweaver1040]

Woo: who’s gonna take that clue and give it back to him Amanda Kimmel: ☹️😢😭

[@dasanicombs3205]

HAHA she was really dumb for that one and the fact she KNEW someone else had it and didn’t go and tell people had me scared for her lmao

[@landonweaver1040]

@@dasanicombs3205 they at least could have said “read the clue out loud for us all to hear”

[@laurenjcoates]

Lmao I miss Wu so much. He was so hilarious and sweet, I hope he comes back for another season

[@edithwallflower]

Lauren Yea lol

[@nachoalvarez7171]

He did

[@chrismorris6865]

I wish he won Cagayan

[@hunterborne2763]

“He’s no Mike Tyson...HE’S BRETT” easily top 5 all TtTTttTIiiiiiiiiiiiimMmMMmMmmeeeEe

[@caseys.1405]

Is it just me, or does everyone on HvV look hotter than they did on previous seasons

[@tykeiser5684]

Casey S. Even Rupert? 😂

[@jaydenkrech6675]

Ty Keiser 🥵🥵🥵

[@phobiccobra991]

It’s probably because it was the first time they were on HD

[@person9305]

Tom was hot in palau 🙈

[@Marvlouso]

It's because of that crisp HD

[@dembonez19]

I loved Aubry's Oregon Trail confessional and Courtney's "anything that walks" confessional. I've taken excerpts from those to use in everyday conversation. lol

[@BladeBlur]

I don't like Russell Hantz, even as a villain there are others I prefer (Tony or Fairplay) but I will say this That "He's Brett" confessional is hysterical.

[@braxtonfps3580]

You couldn't have just said that the confessional was hysterical

[@ekx5120]

@Wicked Elite Knowing he lost three times is the fun part!

[@miguelvargas15]

Raxle Alucard oh he’s fucking awesome to watch I don’t like him either but he makes every season he’s on hella interesting

[@Claaarize]

EK X He lost 4 times if you count Survivor AUS. He absolutely sucked there 😂

[@datsuntwosixty160]

Exactly .. there is a line between villian and sociopath and russell crossed it numerous times

[@nathantoy5711]

Her impression of Russel Hantz is spot on

[@elijahculper5522]

Nathan Toy bandy-legged troll. 🤣😂🤣

[@tonydivaconstructfm4987]

i don't understand aubry haters

[@vaporterra]

She has haters? Even Michele fans respect her gameplay. I was rooting for Michele but I expected Aubry to win. Regardless of how Aubry does this season she's currently one of the top 5 players that hasn't won.

[@Jbsd1907]

vaporterra no she isn't lol. she was not impressive at all, and yeah she has "haters". her confessionals are cringy as fuck and she isn't entertaining at all.

[@vaporterra]

@PN Droppa you must not have watched her season then. Also you're clearly fun at parties. You need to lighten up.

[@Jbsd1907]

vaporterra I watched her season haha. she wasn't a very good player, and her confessionals were cringe worthy. I wanted to shoot myself when she gave the Oregon trail one

[@imalittlejuicebox7367]

PN Droppa lol why didnt you do it then?

[@kazamafraz]

basically any Courtney confessional

[@mindbodyfit111]

10:22 Colby an OG Veteran of Survivor. This is his best confessional. It encapsulates his struggles that he has had trying to win this show.

[@dianeburtulato]

Mind Body Fit i love colby and wish he won.

[@Oniromanciee]

Audrey's monologue is pure masterpiece.

[@vaporterra]

Makes me want to play Oregon tRail

[@jules86482]

You mean Aubry ?

[@TheFedo99]

Jules L p

[@janayah7070]

Dude I love Woo, dude doesn't get enough love. Am I the only one who died when he would always make a 'woo' sound?

[@milesdelis]

Hearing Natalie Bolton's confessional about being a cuthroat, cold-hearted bitch has me forever wondering why she last minute cut from HvV, nevertheless never been brought back ever

[@ashmiclash3442]

Probably because Parvati did most of the work

[@milesdelis]

@@ashmiclash3442 Bun in comparison to Danielle and Courtney, I feel like she would've been a better addition to the cast

[@survivorbest4589]

@@ashmiclash3442 good joke

[@ashmiclash3442]

survivor best strategic wise of course

[@jacobhelm8101]

I want to see her compete in another season sooo bad!!

[@lapapa7089]

“You bet...I will be lurking in the shadows.” 😂

[@qmalakias3048]

"he's no Mike Tyson, he's Brett "

[@Giratina155]

"I just need for the sun to come out for like fifteen minutes or something!" LIGHTNING STRIKES

[@kelsmarie6120]

3:05...poor stephen. i've always liked him a lot

[@NewMadrid01]

Kels Marie I felt bad for him but I lost it when it showed the lightening strike

[@3amDayDreamer]

Kourtney, Kass, both Robs and Tyson had me dying 😂😂😂😂

[@survivor8518]

Kourtney from Survivor One World?

[@frederickschiller2185]

@@survivor8518 maybe they mean Courtney Yates?

[@survivor8518]

@@frederickschiller2185 they said kourtney with a k

[@frederickschiller2185]

@@survivor8518 they probably misspelled her name.

[@isaiaharnett8150]

"He's gotta be thinking, 'Oh my gosh, I might as well become a woman because there's no reason in me trying to keep my masculinity now'" Why Tyson is my favorite "Survivor" ever.... Need I say more......?

[@irving4059]

Rob was and stills one of the hottest guys on survivor. that smile is everything.

[@jenlisane]

courtney’s confessionals were always so entertaining

[@shofranz-moss4002]

Morgan and Kass about each other is the best thing this show has produced in years

[@tjohannam]

Aubry is one of the smartest player on Survivor, I loved her!

[@roger_towny_jr]

Upon reflection, a lot of the smartest players seem to be runner ups. Crissy Dom Stephen Fishback Dawn (extremely underrated) Amanda (twice!)

[@albennator4421]

Roger Towny Jr. Yeah dawn is such an underrated player

[@user-ti9jb6ij8f]

@@roger_towny_jr Lisa! I think she is underrated too

[@willdavis7846]

Fuckin rick devens

[@doctorstrange1363]

I love how aubry dismantled that brawn and beauty alliance. She us awesome. surprised she did not win.

[@michaeljames7336]

Woo was a savage when I threw Spencer's pants... I am dying

[@daydreamin4]

This is beautiful, hilarious, a masterpiece

[@crapolaist]

natalie bolton is everything

[@jacobhelm8101]

Yes she is!!

[@xAlphaBxtch]

Corinne's first confessional is the reason she became my favourite right off the bat

[@em8231]

Frank Archer Is Daddy :3 she’s such a bitch...but i can’t help but love that about her😂❤️

[@roger_towny_jr]

The shear honesty about her bitchyness is quite endearing, especially in a season with someone as pretentious as Sugar who spent the entire game pretending to care so much about her fellow Castaways while making entitled decisions on who she deemed was good and evil and disserving of her honesty.

[@albennator4421]

I don't understand how Corinne wasn't placed on Heroes vs Villains

[@elijahculper5522]

Corinne is unapologetically the character the producers spent three seasons trying to convince us Jerri was. Nothing against Jerri-I think she’s great. But I think Corinne saw her getting shoehorned into a villain edit and said “I’ll show you what real villain is.” She’s an absolute legend.

[@SterlingFogg]

Nah...Corinne was playing a cartoon character. She was never bitchy to people's faces (except her five-minutes-of-fame Sugar-Roast at Final TC). Corinne was a "fake bitch." Just for the camera. Abi-Maria, Angelina and Kass were all "real" bitches. They truly "owned" it. Corinne...not so much.

[@phreshlikedat9752]

Rob's face is so gorgeous!

[@reginamachamer821]

T bird's "I did it" confessional will always be one of my favorites 😂

[@elliotblack9676]

russell kind of reminds me of uhhh charles manson

[@peterelmer6730]

Same hair!

[@jxavier3876]

“Prolly got a little saawsage” this is the best lol

[@raven.d9563]

Any of coutrtney’s confessionals are literally the best thing jn the world

[@nathanelitheprince2114]

Omgosh that opening with Corinne. ICONIC how she kept her words lol 😂

[@charlottefilms12]

I love Sandra’s confessional in HvV

[@so_qp]

Morgan's confessionals are pure gold.

[@MiiszLatina]

“Probably got a little sausage” 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

[@meghanogilvie6102]

Okay I legit got emotional when stephen was crying- He is a legend and people should have kept him for longer in Cambodia.

[@anthonymort5202]

The scene just made him look like a b*tch

[@noahnelsen5210]

Didn’t he get runner up

[@Katarina-yq2qo]

No

[@willsingleton981]

“He’s no Mike Tyson... he’s Brett”😂

[@roxanatorres5235]

Rob's confessional was the best LMFAO!

[@cjtrules1]

"He's not Mike Tyson. He's Brett." Lol so good!

[@ShadowandKirby324]

I love Teresa's confessionals. She's such a wholesome player. If she is ever back to play on a second chance season, she deserves to win hands down!

[@unknownaura]

Woo was definitely a Pop Smoke Fan 😂😂

[@timolee]

the only villain sandra didn't hate was parvati aww

[@Dyslexiella]

I thought she liked Courtney as well

[@atticusdecubellis34]

5:28 GAME CHANGERS COMFIRMED

[@sherbet3018]

i'm so shocked sandra talking about the guys' weenies in pearl islands isn't in here

[@bc5163]

Sophie criticising "making a big move for the sake of it". She must not be fond of the last seven seasons then huh.

[@entertainer_ev2747]

Lmao ikr

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

bring back natalie bolton asap

[@elijahculper5522]

TheMurrmursonbottle Couldn’t agree more.

[@caseys.1405]

I thought Woo was playing “honorable”

[@hikarukinomoto]

I love Brenda's imitation of Marty x)

[@222333aaaaaa]

I love everything abt Brenda

[@barberman1087]

How to win guide: Shut up, pull more then your weight.

[@atakandogu6793]

You are doing god's work

[@Splashy151]

You are doing god's work

[@Waraba_]

You are doing god's work

[@j_cranberry]

Atakan Doğu You are doing god's work

[@chriswalsh1693]

You are doing God's work

[@peterelmer6730]

@@owengette8089 no u

[@davydrowland]

Boston Rob is such a closet case 😂

[@andiehuman]

I was gonna say it...

[@doctorbuay4756]

the Sarah comment is gold. haha

[@Melly-v2n]

3:32 I seriously laughed until death and back 😂😂

[@timmarkowicz779]

I love Aubrey's confessionals...

[@doctorstrange1363]

Rob cwsternino is fucking hilarious. hahaha. Sean's Cleopatra speech with that music really made my day.

[@acedean9204]

“Except for Phillip.” That wasn’t Cochran 😂

[@binmoiz]

Natalie from Survivor Micronesia should’ve been a villain on Survivor 20.

[@mattuuu6579]

She was an alternate I'm pretty sure.

[@larryvang8735]

RC confessional is so funny.

[@annabelspencer1424]

really good video :) thank u

[@aaronemerson8049]

I forgot how mean Cochran was 💀

[@elijahculper5522]

Aaron Emerson He really only had the one mean confessional. And in his defense, I don’t think anyone is clamoring for Whatsername to come back on an AllStar season.

[@survivor8518]

Elijah Culper what do you mean? You are saying you WOULDN’T want to see Julia Landauer of Survivor Caramoan on an All Stars season? HOW DARE YOU?!

[@survivorfandan44]

@@survivor8518 she has a vanilla personality...I wouldn't want that on all stars.

[@survivor8518]

@@survivorfandan44 LMAO I was joking Cochran’s analysis of her was pretty spot on 😭

[@minecraft90516]

Damn we need RC back so badly

[@D_SQ]

13:35 This quality! Considering it is Season 3. 🙇‍♂️

[@quinmarkus-pawliuk8150]

Natile boltans confessional is the best ever.

[@aalllllllexx]

I still can’t believe Neal didn’t give Aubry his idol

[@ianstephenson9721]

How can you have a best confessionals video and not include Jenn

[@taylorgates1735]

I would like to see a best confessional Playlist

[@blues2270]

Just realize Sandra said she didn't hate Parvati

[@GuardianSonic2000]

Woo's Sonic the Hedgehog Style is my favorite 😁

[@detwynner5]

this is gold.

[@thechickenman3713]

Boston rob, analysis!l

[@datsuntwosixty160]

Boston rob was cocky but justified, he knew how to play the game, be the puppet master and he owned it, defo deserved the multiple wins

[@peterelmer6730]

@@datsuntwosixty160 He only won once tho?

[@datsuntwosixty160]

@@peterelmer6730 soz should of been more clearer between him and he's partner. He was very close multiple times though

[@roger_towny_jr]

"Lex, you thought that the vote for you was from Kelly... But IT WAS ME... DIO_I mean T-Bird."

[@prizma45]

Roger Towny Jr. get out of here

[@pablocamille]

Tyson always makes me laugh

[@jaimhaas5170]

I was thinking one day I might come across a NICE NFL cheerleader....My search continues.

[@luwinyakansaila8778]

Spencer and woo...😂😂😂😂😂

[@bradleykoslan3110]

The machete one was great!!!! 😬

[@andrewharmon1083]

R.C in the jungle = Katy Perry! 😂😂 Tell me she does not look like Katy?! 😂😂😂